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Good morning, honey.
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Uh, hi, Ma.
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You ready for day one, new kid in town?
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Define ready.
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Hey, remember the plan?
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Make eye contact, don't sit alone, don't
tell anyone my mom used to... Used to
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dance. At a club.
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Club dancing. Not a stripper. Got it.
Honey, all they need to know is I'm your
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mom. I love you, and I make legendary
grilled cheese.
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And that you're catastrophically
embarrassing.
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Would you want me any other way?
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Maybe slightly less intense.
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Intense is part of the package. The rest
is charm.
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You got this, Jaybird.
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So, new guy.
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You got a real name? Or should I just
call you Transfer Boy?
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Uh, Jay's fine.
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You into games? Or are you like one of
those people with a personality?
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Uh, more into movies.
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But the theater in my old town sucked,
though.
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Sounds like a trash town.
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Anything good about it?
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My mom.
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Wow.
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Weirdo. Not like that. She just, she
used to be really popular, I
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guess.
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So, you doing anything this weekend?
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I live alone with my mom.
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We're still unpacking our stuff.
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We should do a sleepover.
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What?
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Really? I'm curious.
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New house, new kid.
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Might as well see if you're worth
hanging out with.
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Well, yeah.
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I'll ask my mom.
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So, how was it?
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I, uh, met a guy called Leo. He wants to
come over for a sleepover.
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Jay, that's amazing!
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Yes, yes, of course.
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Just, can you not... Not what?
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I don't know.
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Be too much?
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Hey, you're the star. I'm just the
chauffeur.
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Well, and the maid cleaning your crunchy
sock. Mom!
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Hey, baby, I will do my very best not to
embarrass you.
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You must be Leo. I'm Mia. It's really
nice to meet you.
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Yeah, Miss Rivera.
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I mean, I'm Leo. You can call me Mia,
unless Miss Rivera makes me sound
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mysterious.
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Then I might allow it. Okay, okay.
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Come on. I'll show you my room. No
pressure or anything, but your mom kind
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set the bar really high here.
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Yeah, well, my room's not as impressive.
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Sorry in advance.
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That's cool. We already met the main
attraction.
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Damn, Jay.
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Your mom is sexy.
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Come on. Chill out.
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Dude, she is like one of those moms in
commercials.
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What does that even mean?
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Hot as hell.
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Hair, smile, body. They put people like
that in cereal ads.
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Let's focus on pizza. I'm starving.
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You like superhero movies, Mia?
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Sure. A bunch of sexy people in
costumes.
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What's not to like?
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You look like you should be in the
movie. Would love to see you in one of
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body -tight costumes.
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Gross!
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Hey, everything okay?
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I don't want to be the kid with the hot
mom.
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Honey, he is here for you, not me.
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Doesn't feel like it.
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I'm not a stripper anymore, Jay.
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I won't upstage you.
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I'm sorry, Mom.
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You've been sad since you quit.
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I can tell.
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Well, I mean, I miss it.
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Sometimes, sure.
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But that part of me had to go away.
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I like that he thinks you're cool.
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I just... I want him to think I'm cool,
too.
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You have more to offer than some access
pass to me.
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He's a horny boy, and I'm a piece of
ass.
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You're okay with that?
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I've gotten used to it by now. It's kind
of my thing.
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I guess you're right. Jay, you okay in
there, man?
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You're missing the bikini scene.
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Be right there.
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Okay, maybe don't sit right next to him.
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I know my way around his type.
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Don't you worry.
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This movie has some awesome music.
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Tell me about it.
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I remember this song. We used to dance
to this all the time.
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You dance?
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It used to be my job.
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What kind of moves are we talking about?
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Stuff your parents would not want you
saying.
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You can't drop a bomb like that and
expect not to put on a dance show.
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A show?
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What do you think, Jake? Should Mommy
put on a show for the two of you?
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The two of us? Of course.
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It's y 'all's party, not mine.
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Okay, let's see those old moves.
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I think they're going numb.
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What do you think, J. Burns?
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Still got it.
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So, who gets the first lap dance?
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No way!
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Lap dancing?
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Try and keep up, Leo.
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You've never seen a date like this, have
you?
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I, uh, I, uh...
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Oh, my God.
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Miss Rivera, I need some breathing room.
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Leo, what are you doing?
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There's rule, kiddo. Better not let the
manager catch you with that thing out.
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I suppose we can't leave out the man of
the house.
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Wow. Haven't seen this side of you, Mom.
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Well, you're the grown -up now. Time for
a front row seat.
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Come on, Leo. Put that dick away.
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What? No, I didn't even... Time to cool
down.
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Aw, man.
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You boys camping in the living room
tonight?
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I am not even sure I could fall asleep
if I wanted to.
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Oh, to be young again.
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Damn, Jay, you have an awesome life.
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Well, I mean, it ain't bad.
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Not gonna lie.
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Everything okay, Jaybird? I think I was
seeing things all wrong.
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You made me the cool guy.
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Oh, I think your friend got that memo
tonight.
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You did that for me.
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Of course, baby.
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You're my boy. Now, get back out there.
I'll stay out of your hair.
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No, no.
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It's okay.
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You can hang out with us.
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You mean it? Yeah. It's cool.
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Look at that.
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2 a .m. and you're still awake?
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Guess I'm not officially old yet.
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You don't look a day over 21.
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Remember that time at the movies when
that guy thought you were my date?
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Oh my god, yes. You practically melted
into the carpet.
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I'll confess, I kinda like the idea of
people thinking I could pull someone
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you. Really? Well, I guess we all have
our secrets.
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Hey, any good club stories?
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How much money could you make in a
night?
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Enough to cover rent, at least.
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Sometimes more.
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A lot more.
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That dance you did would be worth every
penny.
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Oh, please.
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That was barely a warm -up. Are you
kidding?
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I'm going to be replaying that demo in
my head every night.
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Okay, easy. That's still my mom you're
talking about. Don't tell me you don't
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think about her when you stroke it. Leo!
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I've washed my share of stained sheets
off Jay's bed.
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Okay, Mom. Too much information.
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So, what kind of dance would pay this
house mortgage?
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Do you want to see?
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Yes, please.
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Easy, you two.
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Hey, Mia.
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Mom, I don't think Leo's going to be
paying any rent money.
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I'll get a loan.
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What do you say, Manager Jay?
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What are the rules on the floor?
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I owe you, Jay.
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I owe you big.
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I'll cover your lunch for the rest of
the year.
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Hey, now.
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I'm no floor manager.
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So maybe you're more the guest of honor.
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I like the sound of that better.
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Naughty, Jay.
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Oh, I'm the naughty one?
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Based on what I'm feeling in your pants,
yeah, you are.
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What would it take to lose the bottoms,
Mia?
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Well, you simply had to ask.
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You holding in there, Jaybird?
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Yeah, you could say that.
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Go on, big boy.
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Touch me.
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Oh, wow.
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You're okay with Mommy having a little
fun?
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I think we're all having fun.
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Careful, Jaybird.
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I'm coming.
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Are
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you
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okay, baby?
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Don't. Stop.
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Have you ever... No. No, I haven't.
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Holy sh...
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Come on, baby.
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Give it to mommy.
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This is intense.
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Leo, put it in my ass.
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I've got more, Mia.
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Holy shit.
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Oh, fuck.
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I missed this.
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Hey, not a word about this. Got it?
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