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All right, guys, let's get into the list.

Ladies, welcome to the super secret private stuff, or whatever you want to

it. I don't give a fuck, right? Yeah. All right, so due to our image as

parents, they appointed us to be referees. Yeah, we need to avoid

public humiliation.

Yeah, I mean, and nothing says fair and unbiased.

Like your favorite brother calling out the shop. You're just my stepbrother.

Come on.

Don't bother yourself, Theo.

All right, whatever, sis.

Carry on.

Yeah, fuck it.

We're on the block. You're not excited?

No. Like, listen, stepbro.

Remember, you live in this fucking house and what I'm capable of.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Chill out, okay, ladies?

No, no, no. We're going to be nice to each other and we're going to be the

calling out the shops here, okay? Let's keep it clean.

It's a bit clean, okay?

Yeah. All right. Well, are we going to rule number one?

Yeah. Yeah.

We're your new shortstop brothers. So, as you mentioned, it's unbiased, but

they're still on board.

You guys need to follow part of the program.

Unbiased? What the hell?

Nip it up in your ears.

Okay. No hair pulling. No physical contact whatsoever.

All feet.

I feel like you're very good anyway.

Where did you even buy this from?

I grew it. Oh, you grew it?

No,

accidental tripping. I don't think you guys like to see a little dirty.

No, no, that's not the point.

What?

And you don't think you're right.

Not again.

Okay,

let me get to it. Let me mention another role Miami happens.

The first one to score a goal wins the game. Simple, right? You got that,

ladies? The winner becomes team captain, and whoever becomes team captain has to

publicly endorse the other, okay?

There's no take that, no daddy bailouts, no bullshit that.

Thank you.

What the fuck ever? I was born to lead this fucking shit show.

I have over 200 ,000 followers and a thigh gap that could break a man,

your man. Or your man.

I have 3 ,000 followers.

We have a thousand followers?

You do.

Yeah.

And... What?

I'm here, right?

That's right. No.

I'm just a troll.

Cute. That's right.

But... Girl,

it's not related.

This is your first one.

Enough. Enough. We have five minutes. We're starting the game now, okay? If

want to stretch the forehand, go ahead. If not, I don't give a fuck. I'm

watching from the sidelines, okay?

Let's get this show on the road.

Oh, no. Just stretch your fucking...

body out. What kind of body is that?

Just

a little

stretch here for you guys before I have to make some Earl's cheap mascara run.

Hashtag leadership role.

Hashtag team captain.

Hashtag you fucking wish.

You're silly.

I think you're a little jealous that you can't quite amass a following.

You

and

what? You and really what?

You and your bankrupt dad?

Yeah.

Parents are getting divorced, right?

Thank you.

I'm getting ready.

Are you guys done curving out? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, I was just reading the rules. Just making sure you guys go to athletic

I'm going to check it. How are you?

I'm looking good here.

All right.

Cool. Let's get into YouTube.

That's right. We're five minutes more up, so we need to start this thing. Pop,

I'm already white.

It's going to be dirty when I'm white.

Are you serious?

Okay, okay.

Let's go. Let's go.

All right, ladies.

Fair game.

You can't fucking get it. No, I can't.

Reach around.

Oh, come on, Kim.

Oh, I'm not getting shit, bitch.

No.

Oh, what are you going to do? What are you going to do? What are you going to

do? Oh, yeah.

Fuck you.

Fuck you. You're not going to eat anything.

Frank gets a penalty kick.

All right, penalty kick.

The ball didn't go over the line. That's not a

goal.

fucking team even if we tried to help you. Fuck's sake.

You couldn't try.

What do you mean? Oh my goodness.

Listen, you guys couldn't even play soccer if you wanted to. Yeah, you're

to have to show us how badly you want to be on top.

I guess we do need to utilize their private training.

Yeah.

Well, that's just our voice.

Yeah. You could fucking shut up. What the

hell? Oh my God. Oh

my God.

Oh my god, your brother's happily mentioned.

Oh my God.

Oh my

God.

She would really fuck your ass like you didn't take nothing out of it.

I like you watching. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Keep going. Keep going.

Oh, my God.

I didn't know my sister was this hot.

What?

Oh my God.

Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh my

God.

Hey, you like it this way?

I don't know. Maybe it's wrong that I like it.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

You're such a whore.

So are you.

You know it.

Oh, shit.

Oh, he's a doggy. Oh, they're excited.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Oh,

shit.

Oh, my God.

Oh, you're really fussing.

Oh, my God.

Oh, you just feel so fucking close. Yes. Because it's so fucking tight.

Fuck, yeah. Please, like, like that. Fuck, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yes.

Oh, he's looking so good.

Oh, my God.

Oh my

God.

Amen.

Amen.

Amen.

Amen.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. This fucking mouth is so good.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh, my God.

Get on top of her. Get on top of her.

Oh my god.

Oh my

god.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my

God.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, my

God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Holy fuck.

I think you're really sick. It's gotten bigger.

What? Oh, yes. Oh.

Oh. Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck, yes. Wait.

Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. You know which place is ours?

Give it a try. It's so fucking good.

It's so big.

It's so big.

I don't know, guys. I really don't know. It's kind of weird blocking my own

brother. I don't know.

I don't know what to do about that. Hold on.

I don't know.

You're super slutty, and I know you're into some crazy type of thing.

This is a little bit... You were just liking it a couple seconds ago when you

didn't know. Yeah, come on.

I mean... I don't know how I feel about this, guys.

This is a little... This is a little odd. I'm not going to lie. I don't know

I feel about this.

I don't know how I feel about this. I don't know how I feel about this.

It did feel really good, but I don't know. I don't know about that. Just a

little bit.

What? Okay.

I'm going to go, Mom.

Your brother's cock feels amazing.

Oh my God, your mouth feels so good.

Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh, my

God.

Oh, my God, yes.

Oh, put it in. Holy shit, dude.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Thank you. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Is that okay with you? I would love that. Yeah?

You want to go home with your daddy?

I won't say no.

No?

I think I want to ride my sister's car.

Thank you.

Oh my god.

What do you think?

What do you think?

Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh my God.

Thank you.

Oh, my

God.

Oh, Jesus.

Do you want

me

to put deep?

Oh, my

God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah. Oh,

yeah. Oh, yeah.

oh my god oh

my

god

You're really good.

You're such a good brother.

Oh, my God. Oh, my

God. Oh, my God. Oh,

my God. Oh, my

God.

Oh, my

God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck. Oh, fuck.

Rub it all over me like you

live to talk about me.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Fuck. Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

So, wait.

Hold on.

Did we need the team?

Oh, yeah. But who's team captain?

Don't be here. I don't know.

We might have to decide next week, right? Be ready for trials. Be ready for

trials? Yeah.

I'm going if you are.

Yeah. We're going to have to run it back. I love talking to my brother.