Original subtitles

Oh, I want to be the

change of mind, stronger.

Oh.

I love you.

Oui? Mademoiselle Rose Lardon?

Elle -même à l 'appareil. Monsieur Dupont, on vous demande.

Très bien.

Passez -le -moi, j 'attends.

Ne quittez pas, il est sur notre ligne.

Je ne quitte pas.

J 'ai tout mon temps.

It's the boss of the agency, Paul Amour, who relaunches me. Wait, we're going to

have fun.

Yes?

Yes, it's me, I'm listening.

Do you still want me?

Do I still want you?

It depends.

If you stop considering me as an object, we might be able to get along.

Oh.

If you accept the work I'm giving you, we might be able to talk.

Oh, you're starting again.

Let's talk first.

I'll accept it.

Maybe.

Come in.

What do you want? It's urgent.

Yes, my dear.

There's a strange guy in the antechamber.

With a suitcase.

And the funniest thing, look.

C 'est son nom. En effet, capote.

Fais l 'entrée. Va.

Tu sais, Rose, c 'est sûrement bien payé. Pourquoi refuses -tu de faire ce

travail?

Personne n 'a dit que ce serait bien payé. Et puis, de toute façon... Oh,

ce Dupin... Oh, il m 'énerve avec ses façons.

Oh,

il nous prend pour des connes. Il est bien trop sûr de lui.

Ah, tu charries encore, tu vois. Tu n 'as pas voulu faire l 'amour avec lui.

Et pourtant, il te propose du boulot à Gécontinu et tu refuses toujours. On se

demande pourquoi.

Ouais, tu parles du travail humiliant, j 'en suis sûre. Il m 'en veut parce que

je lui tiens tête.

Mais moi, ma petite, je baise avec qui je veux, quand j 'en ai envie, et avec

qui me fait envie.

Et John, il te fait pas marcher, lui?

Ah, tu crois ça, hein? Monsieur devait venir hier soir. Il n 'est pas venu,

hein? Il est 10h du matin, je fous le camp. J 'ai autre chose à faire, non?

qu 'est -ce qu 'il s 'imagine?

Mr. Capote, s 'il vous plaît, le directeur vous attend. Tout de suite.

Oh, oui, oui, oui, oui. Oh, bitte, non, un moment.

Et en tout cas, s 'il arrive du lieu que je fais des courses toute la matinée,

que je serai de retour vers une heure. Et puis, s 'il veut faire l 'amour,

préviens -le que je ne suis pas à sa disposition n 'importe quelle heure de

journée.

Entrez dans.

Bitte, Fräulein.

Monsieur Capote?

You're of English origin? No, German.

I'm a cook.

Gourmet manufacturer.

Oh, sorry.

Yes, I make elastic products of all kinds.

Preservatives, vaginal hair, etc.

Very interesting.

Isn't it?

So, as since the invention of the pill, the preservatives are selling badly, I

decided to take a big hit.

Ah, un grand coup de capote.

Exactement. Il s 'agit d 'une campagne publicitaire monstre qui permettra au

grand public de faire connaissance avec la qualité de nos produits. Comprenez

-vous?

Vous voyez?

Monsieur Dubon, s 'il vous plaît.

A friend of Rose. A friend of Rose?

I know you're looking for a pretty girl for advertising photos.

Yes, that's right.

A pretty girl for photos.

Rather... Rather... I understand.

Rather Rosé.

But you know, I'm not a pretty blonde.

Ah, no?

No, and I'm a real blonde.

A real blonde, yes.

To kiss me?

We'll see.

It depends on your means.

Hello? Hello?

I can't hear you.

Is there someone else on the line?

Hello?

There is someone else.

But it's not on the line.

Wait a moment.

You're sure you want to do everything for me?

Well, then come at 4 o 'clock.

Would you like to invite all the girls we've selected for this sexy campaign?

I want to go to the bottom of things.

You really want to go to the bottom of things?

Come to my office, it's more discreet.

Hello, neighbor.

Hi, Rose isn't here.

I just got home and I came right away.

It's convenient to live next door.

I thought she'd wait for me.

Rose didn't say anything to me.

And that doesn't mean anything to you?

Yeah.

. .

.

.

Seulement, je me rends compte que la soi -disant révolution sexuelle profite

surtout aux hommes.

Les films, magazines, livres, tout.

Tout est bon pour faire bander ces messieurs. Enfin!

Tu exagères.

Tu sais, j 'ai vu l 'autre jour un magazine plein d 'hommes nus. Ce que je

les femmes d 'un côté, les hommes de l 'autre.

Non, tu verras, la vraie libération de la femme passe par l 'égalité sexuelle.

It would be necessary to found the Movement of Feminine Liberation of Sex.

The M .L .F .S. together.

I declare the M .L .F .S. officially founded.

And I elect you president.

But what are we going to do?

Oh, listen, we're going to go for a swim first.

I'll take a sandwich.

I love this music.

Let's dance.

Ashley, the look.

I think so too.

It's stupid, don't you think?

What's stupid?

Well, your thing there.

I don't know, the... I don't know what.

Your party of my ass.

The MLFS.

The Movement of Feminine Liberation of Sex.

No, my dear, it's quite serious. We have more than enough of your so -called

liberations that in reality serve men.

You don't think you're exaggerating.

It's been years since you've become our equals, you, the nannas.

Et qu 'est -ce que tu veux de plus?

Ce n 'est pas la peine de discuter. Si cette fois tu ne comprends pas, eh bien,

t 'as plus qu 'à aller te rhabiller.

C 'est le cas de le dire. Au revoir.

Et moi?

Qu 'est -ce que je fais dans tout ça?

Toi, rien.

Et toi, t 'as qu 'à te tenir disponible quand une de nous aura envie de toi.

Et merde, les rôles sont renversés, dis -moi.

Oui, je ne te le fais pas dire.

Tu parles d 'une emmerdeuse.

I was summoned.

I'm a cover girl. If I understand correctly, it's to pose as a model for

advertising campaign.

That's right.

You're the second candidate.

Come and sit down.

Mr. Dupont will soon receive you.

Vera,

bring all the staff.

I have a communication to make to them, OK?

I think the toilets are over there.

C 'est aussi mon anniversaire et je suis heureux de pouvoir vous faire ce

cadeau.

Yes, yes, I know.

But where did they go?

The two girls have disappeared.

What? They have disappeared?

Look for them.

In the meantime, you might be able to receive this Lisbeth who comes from the

road. All right, bring her in.

Hello.

It's me, Lisbeth.

And it's Rose who sent you.

That's where they disappeared, the bastards. They don't doubt themselves as

photographers of the house. I know all the points of view.

Vera, where is the photographer?

He's not here. He's not here?

Well, he's in the photo.

Look for him.

And above all, take your time.

There's nothing urgent.

Yes, sir.

Ooh.

Oh.

What a surprise.

I'm glad you called me.

Go on, what do you want? I have an idea to celebrate your birthday.

To celebrate my birthday? I invite you.

Oh, yes, that's really nice. I invite you to my house. Your house?

Come tonight.

Tonight after dinner? Yes, around 9 o 'clock. Okay, I'll hold you up for some

photos. What did you say? No, it's not to you, Rose, that I was talking about.

Oh, what a love you are. No, I never thought of that. See you tonight. Bye.

I may have overestimated my strength.

You'll see.

S 'il te plaît, cherche -moi un bon fortifiant.

Et apporte -moi un peu de jus de tomate au céleri.

C 'est ça. Ciao.

Bonsoir, Flébois.

Je suis contente que tu sois là.

Assieds -toi. Une minute de patience. Je reviens tout de suite.

Oh, je viens.

Thank you.

Is that the right measure?

I can't control it.

Look at that.

Huh?

Paul, Paul, I'm ready.

Come over here, doll.

There you go. So you're going to put yourself there.

There you go.

Good. Don't move.

We're going to take beautiful pictures for the condominiums. Like that.

There you go.

So, spread out a little bit. Yes, a little bit more. Yes, yes.

Yes.

Yes, a little more. More, more.

And the arm like that.

And the other one like that.

There you go. It's starting to come.

Yes, it's not bad.

Wait.

She can't keep that.

I'm going to fix that right now.

The boss recommended it to me. As sexy as possible.

So, let's take it off.

There you go.

It's going to be much better.

Yes, it's going to be much better.

Yes, it's going to be much better.

Yes, it's going to be much better.

Yes,

it's

going to be much

better.

Alors, prends -la.

Tiens ta capote droite.

Bon, on ne va plus tarder. Sur la route de bons pneus, dans votre lit, une

capote.

Bon, maintenant, autre chose.

Alors, je te donne le tabouret.

Là.

Dans un bas de laine, on épargne ses six sous.

Dans un préservatif, on épargne ses soucis.

Charmant, hein?

Alors, tu écartes bien. Là.

Voilà.

Comme ça.

Coucou.

Bon.

Tu gardes la pose, surtout.

Attention, attention, attention.

Voilà.

Bon, tourne le tabouret, maintenant, pour le prochain slogan.

Et les jambes bien écartées. Et toujours le sourire.

Bien. Attends, attends.

Pour aller plus loin, mettez des gants.

Et je regarde mon petit doiseau.

Voilà, c 'est très bien. Bien, voilà.

Tu ne me bouges plus.

Bon, alors attention.

Il fait chaud.

Bon, voyons voir ce qu 'il reste à faire.

Il y avait ça, ça, ça.

Ah ben dis donc, c 'est fini.

Oh, yes!

No! No!

Oh, what a beautiful salaf.

Oh, that's too much.

Thank you.

If it's not unfortunate to see that.

They walk around in their cars while they kill themselves at work.

Luxurious people who only think about getting their asses kicked.

Damn, guys like Dupont, they're a pain in the ass. Yes, they have to beat up

these bitches.

All the bitches who run after him.

It doesn't stop here.

A real parade of beautiful bitches.

I'll beat them up. I'll beat them up too.

What does the boss have more than me?

Huh? You want to tell me?

. . . .

What are you

doing

here?

I'm the neighbor of Dupont, and I watch the girls who come to see him.

At the end of the week, I post myself on the side of the road, but today I

didn't have that pain.

You're a fast one, aren't you?

I don't see why we'd waste time.

Faut avouer, comme ça tire Autostopper, c 'est intéressant.

Oh!

Oh!

Si tu veux, on peut s 'installer là. Non, j 'ai mieux que ça.

Mets quelque chose sur le pneu. D 'accord.

Ça, c 'est une idée formidable.

Tu trouves pas que c 'est rigolo aussi?

Oui.

Thank you.

Oh, I'm pissed because of those photos that were stolen. There's Capote who's

furious and who's yelling.

Well, find me a solution.

But no, for the moment, I don't want to.

Your photos and your negatives have been seized by the MLFS, which has judged

them offensive and worthy of the idiocy of your agency.

You will have to follow my instructions if you want to take new photos.

Until your capitulation, I would have prevented all the girls from coming to

pose.

The secretary general of the Women's Movement for the Liberation of Sex. Oh,

Rose Lardon.

To make me kiss so stupidly, it's unbelievable.

She knows what she wants, the little girl.

In fact, she has always imposed it on me.

I'll tell her that tomorrow I'm waiting for her in the villa.

Tu te rends compte? L 'ogre a capitulé. Tu ne peux pas savoir comme je suis

contente.

Je me demande si en

réalité tu n 'es pas amoureuse de Dupont. Moi, amoureuse? Toute cette

Sois certaine, en tout cas, que je n 'y perdrai pas ma liberté.

Coucou! Tiens, la preuve, avant d 'arriver chez lui, on va se payer un

autostoppeur.

Rose!

Rose!

Le MLFS libéra la femme de ses complexes sexuels.

C 'est nous qui devons choisir les hommes que nous voulons.

L 'ère de la femme esclave est terminée.

Commence l 'époque du règne du sexe de la femme.

Mais qu 'est -ce que tu fais là?

Rose, t 'as écrit de venir rue Boileau? Oui, pourquoi faire?

I like you.

And I want to make love in my own way. What is your way?

Yes, you French people always say, standing in a hammock. It's easy and

And what is your way?

To go naked.

Tiens, voilà un autre.

Il te va?

Non, il est trop vieux.

Oh, oh, t 'as vu celui -là? J 'ai vu.

On s 'arrête?

Bien sûr.

Pardon, vous allez loin à cette allure -là?

On ne va pas loin. Ça ne fait rien si tu veux, on te prend avec nous. Ah, OK.

C 'est pas droit.

Thank you. Thank you.

You know, everyday

life,

business, people around me, too polite, always submissive, and in the end...

Huh?

And so what?

I'm in love with you.

But the decision I've made doesn't depend at all on my feelings for you.

Yes, indeed, I want to propose to you to become my associate.

You have taste, ideas, it's you who will decide all the orientation of the

advertising campaigns.

And you will also choose the models and you will see the way we will make the

photos.

You understand?

That's what you wanted, in the end.

This situation is for you a well -deserved triumph. And don't think that

to fool you.

Because I know that you can also refuse this offer if you challenge yourself.

On the contrary, if you have confidence, know that you will make decisions at

will. I will only take care of the administrative part and the clients.

Are you happy?

And for the rest, it is you who will also decide.

Believe me, I am sincere in every way.

Il y a de jolis tableaux ici.

Tu aimes beaucoup le paysage?

Mm -hmm.

Ça ne vaut quand même pas un beau nu.

Oh!

Qu 'est -ce que tu fais?

Tu es sûre de ce que tu fais?

Moi, je ne veux surtout pas de reconnaissance.

Imbécile! T 'en as mis du temps pour comprendre.

Il y a longtemps que tu me plais.

Thank you.

Oh, God.

Je capitule.

Oh,

oui, oui.

Tout ce que tu veux.