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Love when we come together for family
time.
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I know we'll always weather the hardest
time.
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But go on, get it. Yeah, you've got to
try
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my family's pie.
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Moving to a new school was really crazy.
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Especially since I've always been
homeschooled. But my mom met a guy last
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and now they're getting married.
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I was so excited.
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Especially when I found out that I was
going to have a stepbrother.
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It's not like I wanted to bang my
stepbro or anything.
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Well, anyway.
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I haven't even met him yet. And I'm
really just excited to have a big
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And no.
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Not all homeschooled kids are freaks,
okay?
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Plus, I've already made some incredible
new friends.
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The Sextastics.
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The most popular, hottest, bloodiest
girls in the whole school.
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And they wanted to hang out with me.
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Sam, you have a really incredible body.
You should definitely show it off.
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Yeah, totally.
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You're seriously so pretty.
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Aw, thank you.
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So you agree?
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What?
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You think you're really pretty?
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Oh, I guess so.
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Nobody is going to talk to you if you're
wearing that, so try these instead.
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Okay.
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And thanks again for inviting me over.
This is really cool.
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Right? So fetch.
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Anyways, so do you have any crushes yet?
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No. Well, I mean, there is this one guy
I met at school.
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Well, dish.
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Who is it?
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It's... Enzo?
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What?
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No way!
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That's my ex -boyfriend!
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You know he's your future step bro,
right?
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Oh wow, really?
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That kind of makes me want him more.
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Wait, is that weird or is that hot?
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I mean, it's pretty hot.
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I mean, no.
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Ex -boyfriends are off limits.
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It's like against the rules of feminism.
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You know, it's okay.
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It's whatever.
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I could even talk to him for you if you
wanted. You know, hype you up a little
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bit.
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Oh wow, really?
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That's so nice of you.
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Thank you.
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Nothing embarrassing though, right?
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What? No, trust me. I know just how to
play it.
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My nail beds suck.
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Get into my house. That doesn't matter.
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I've been thinking about you a lot
lately.
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Thinking about when you dumped me for
Shane?
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Oh my god, no. I did not break up with
you.
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I did, however, just meet your new
stepsister.
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Yeah, you should probably be careful
with her. See, she has a really big
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fetish.
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And a huge crush on you, too.
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Yeah. Wait, you really?
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Mm -hmm.
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Yeah, she was already, like, showing us
your socials and everything, and she
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even was saying she wanted to know what
your dick looked like.
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Yeah. Like, you just, I don't know, I
think you need something better.
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Like,
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look, I'm not going to say that she's,
like, a stalker or anything, but she
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said that she wanted to...
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Keep the tissues that you used when you
jack off.
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Crazy, right?
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I don't know. I know you and I feel like
you just need someone more dependable,
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you know? Something better.
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Is this your way of saying that you want
to get back together?
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It's only yours.
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Would you want your step sister or...
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Me.
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Definitely you.
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Mm -hmm.
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I'll see you later.
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Okay.
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It looks like Enzo is mine again, and
Mia is shit out of luck.
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Are you sure?
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Yeah, I'm definitely sure.
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I didn't get that dick last time, but
I'm gonna get it this time.
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That wasn't very etch of you.
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Oh my god, stop trying to make that
happen.
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God, you're so stupid.
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Wow,
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my ESPN was right.
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She really does think I'm an idiot.
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You're not dumb, Megan.
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It's true.
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I'm failing almost every class.
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But I don't get it. She doesn't even
really like you that much.
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Yeah, and she thinks she's gonna fuck my
stepbrother before me? Yeah, right.
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I've had enough of this sex -tastic
drama.
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I'm going to outslut all of you guys at
the winter showcase and get my brother's
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dick before she can.
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But me and you are still cool, right?
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Yeah, totally.
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Everybody swinging, bells are ringing,
we're jingling round the clock.
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Oh, jingle around, jingle around, jingle
around the block.
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The whole family's laughing, tipsy and
clapping, keeping time with the clock.
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Oh, jingle around, jingle around, shake
it till the rafters rock.
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It's a holly jolly, slightly unholy, New
Biles Christmas hop.
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Wow,
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that was incredible.
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Really? I mean, I did it for you.
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Wow, that's like the sweetest thing
anybody's ever done.
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Seriously? Yeah. Hey, listen.
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You're not like the other girls.
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You know?
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You're not as sex -tastic.
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You're my stepsister.
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Watching you, that was the best thing.
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Really? It made me feel nervous. I felt
like I was going to hurl.
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Is your stomach okay?
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Are you feeling nauseous?
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No.
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Dizzy? No.
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Gruel.
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Just me.
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Hold on one second
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Always scared.
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Oh my God.
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It's so wrong, but I love that I'm
making out with my stepbrother.
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seeing you guys kiss, but I want to see
you fuck her.
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That's a lot.
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Yeah,
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that's what I'm thinking.
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Just like...
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You're so cute.
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I'm sorry.
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I just think that, right, it's very
interesting.
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brother do that.
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