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It's been two months since I joined the neighborhood watch for volunteer hours,

and I have to say, tonight is the first time I'm actually having fun.

No thanks to this asshole. He's so worried about rules that he would die

breaking one.

The one to think is actually the enemy, a criminal, a real hoodlum. Someone so

devious, yet so talented, that we haven't been able to find them for days.

They've just been terrorizing the neighborhood.

But I know we're getting closer.

You would arrest one of our friends.

I mean, if they're fucking being stupid, yeah, fuck you.

That's weird. I'm just here for the hour. They gotta learn their lesson,

Look, it is what it is.

Look,

bro, if you shit in your bed, you sleep in it.

Bro, you do fucked up shit all the time.

Yeah, but they don't know that.

Only you know that.

Wow, you're like those really, really fucked up cops in the movies.

Oh, like a hypocrite? Yeah.

I think I peed a little.

Shit. Shit.

Nah, I'm just kidding.

That dog's shitting over there.

I mean, look.

Oh, I don't see any toilet paper.

Maybe they took the night off.

No, I don't think they did.

That's what they want you to think.

Wait, can we practice one of those cool spy rules?

Hey! Get your ass.

I'm gonna get him.

You're gonna get shit with a concussion, bro. I got cuffs.

Did you bring your cuffs?

No. What are you going to do? Pop them nicely to lay down?

Are you going to fucking dive across the grass again?

Nah, I'm going to be like, bitch!

Look at that.

You didn't even get me.

That was so inaccurate.

I think we're definitely getting near Mrs. Hedgetop. Dude, I know.

This is one dragging his feet.

These motherfuckers.

It's an empty casing.

No, bro, that's a fucking full thing.

This is this head's car.

Yeah.

Damn, they got the tires, too.

We're dealing with professionals.

And it's on top of the car, so they have to be tall.

I gotta be tall.

I went wrong, but I gotta report.

I wish we could see.

Wait a minute, that door is open over there. Is it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's go

check it out.

Get out of here. Don't get caught. I know.

Hey,

what are you doing? Come here now.

Stop moving bitch

Wait, wait, wait. When the terror ends, bro, it's toilet paper.

What do you mean, bro?

Look, we're gonna have to call cops.

Come on, let's find out who they are.

Indica, what the fuck? You're the TP terrorist?

Bunny, what the fuck?

What are you doing?

Uh, hi, step bro.

Oh my god, what do we do now, bro?

We gotta call the cops.

Call the cops? Come on, bro, be serious. These are our stepsisters.

Well, they gotta fucking learn their lesson somehow.

Um... We're just doing this for hours. We're not calling the cops on them.

Fuck.

Hold on. Wait, wait, wait.

I have an idea.

What? Come here.

What? Come here.

Yo.

Yo.

Let's take them back to the house.

And the whole time we're just going to be like, we're going to call the cops.

you don't do this, you don't do this.

You know what I mean? We can do whatever the fuck we want. All right. Yeah.

And then they don't have to go to jail.

Or if they don't do it, fuck it. You can be the little narc that you want to be.

Alright, fuck it. Alright, I'm here for you. Alright, you guys are coming with

us. Oh my god, we don't want to go anymore.

It's either that or you're going to fucking jail. He's going to call the

It's not me, it's him. He's doing the bad stuff.

Come on, just come with us.

You guys come or you guys want to go?

Come on.

You guys know what you fucking did, right?

You're going to go to jail.

My god,

what

is happening?

Alright, should we just call the cops?

Yeah.

Okay, okay, okay. I don't want to go to jail.

Come on, you'll get into it.

Maybe next time you think about it.

Oh my god, this is so gross.

Okay, can we switch? Like, we can suck dick, but I don't want to suck my

brother's dick right now.

How are you so comfortable slobbering everywhere?

You're really into this, huh?

Oh, my God. Okay.

All right.

Better than jail, that's for sure.

Tickets are out.

My god, I don't know how you've done this before. I don't know how you fit

whole thing in your mouth. This is huge.

I mean, I guess.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

This is insane.

Oh,

my God. Oh,

my God.

It is better than jail.

She's so good.

Yeah, she's so good.

I agree.

That's one of the proudest.

She's been in so much trouble all the time.

Yeah, so this is like really normal.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck. Oh,

fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

I have no choice.

Oh, yes you do. Just enjoy it.

You have an option.

Look at

her

and tell her you like sucking her brother's dick.

I like sucking your brother's dick.

Oh, it's better than sucking my own brother's dick.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

That's what they do to their necks.

Should we eat them out?

Yeah. Get on the couch.

Should I eat your sister or should I eat mine?

I don't know, mate. I kind of want to eat my sister out.

Oh my god.

You heard the man.

Yeah, now I'm in trouble.

Oh my god.

We've never done this before.

Oh, I cannot believe that my brother is eating me out right now. This is crazy.

Oh, it does me all kind of good.

Oh, we've never done this before.

It feels good, but it's so wrong.

I'm trying to feel crazy.

Spitting into his mouth.

Oh, yeah.

Good girl.

Actually, you're not, but you are now.

Don't worry, we'll expunge your record after this.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God, bro. I didn't know that you ate...

Rachel, we gotta do this.

No, you like it.

It's accepted.

Oh, yeah, I'm trying.

It's way better than jail, right?

Gosh, this should taste so good.

oh my god i'm gonna have to fuck

my brother

I guess you're right. Yeah, I've been thinking about you, Dick, for a while

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, man.

Oh, fuck.

My god, that's my brother

So fucking good, why did we do this one?

At least it's not my brother, you know?

Oh

my

God, it's so big.

Are you okay with your brother being inside me? It's crazy.

It does feel good. I'm just so nervous.

It's crazy.

She feels so good.

It's still crazy that your sister gives you head every

time she gets in trouble.

It's her fault. She's a troublemaker.

She likes it too.

Yeah. You must like watching your sister get fucked up.

It's so hot.

Yeah, your sister is pretty hot.

In the last case, you're pretty happy.

Yeah. All of a sudden.

You're too afraid to put it in there.

The Lord tries to teach each other something.

Oh my god, you guys are so pretty.

Oh my god.

Oh, I can't believe my brother is fucking you. That's so crazy. We've been

friends for so long.

Yeah, we're so nervous.

It's so crazy to fuck your own brother.

We're really in your system.

oh my god no i can't this is crazy

oh my god making

out with your brother is insane it's bad enough

This is how my day was gonna go.

She loves equipment.

I guess that's not so bad because I'm already making out with Perry in real

life.

Just give him a kiss.

I didn't think your brother would be so good at fucking me either.

Oh, I'm lucky you get to live with him.

I'm gonna make you eat your pussy.

I'm gonna make you eat your pussy.

Yeah,

you're gonna eat your pussy?

I have an idea.

Scoot down, and you're gonna lay on top of her.

I didn't know you were so good with your tongue

I mean, we're already here, huh?

Yeah, I guess so.

There you go. Fuck, that's hot.

Fuck, yeah, that's hot.

Fuck.

Should we keep fucking him?

Yeah, I think so.

Let's watch this a little bit more.

I want to hear some slurping.

Come on, you guys ready to go?

There you go.

Get in there.

oh my

god oops

You're going really close to my dick. I know, bro. I was just about to say that.

Oh, you just smacked me in the face with it.

Just give it a look.

It's been on point, at least. Come on. Yeah, yeah, come on.

Oh,

shit. She touched it. I know it's over now.

Oh my gosh.

Now I feel like you're doing it on purpose.

It looks like she's really enjoying it you must have some good dick breath

Fuck. We've never done this.

Switch?

Switch. Yeah, fuck your sister, dude.

Oh my

god, like, what's happening?

Are we about to fuck our own brother? This is nuts.

Take your brother's sticker. Come on, let's get in there.

I guess.

No time like the present, huh? Whatever keeps me out of trouble, I guess.

Oh, brother.

Oh, my God.

Oh, Mary

Akaka

is really good.

I'm so nervous.

You know what? I think you guys are enjoying this too much. We need to

them.

Nah,

fuck that. Let's flip them upside down and fuck them.

Watch. Watch what I do.

Upside down?

Oh my god, what is this?

Hold your legs.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

I have

no idea what's going

on. Oh, my God.

Okay, I think this is more of a punishment for us.

Oh wow, now she wants it.

It's either this or jail like you guys said.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, yeah.

You like pepperoni? Mm -hmm.

Did you like when I choked on your dick bro?

There's that blacky black.

Should we have him sit on it?

Yeah sure, I guess.

Oh, yeah?

You want to come closer to me?

Keep that up

Oh, so kind.

Work until your fucking legs hurt.

You're so fucking good.

Flip around.

Flip around and make out with me.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

I'm kind of glad they caught us.

Oh, yeah.

You look so good riding your brother's dick.

Here we go.

That's nice.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

fuck.

oh oh oh

I can't wait for her to finally fuck me

Yeah, you like that?

Your dick is so good.

Oh, I didn't think I'd ever fuck my brother.

This is so hot This is it bro

Alright, how do you want it?

Oh my god, it feels so good.

It is so good, bro. Oh my god.

I can't believe my brother's thick

as this.

He's like punishing me like this, bro.

Oh, that's so good. Oh, it feels so good.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh my God. Oh

my God.

oh yeah

Oh, my God.

Oh shit.

Oh, you made me cum.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

yeah, you're fucking bad, bro. Come to me, bro.

We just made our pictures, fuckers. Fuck.

High five.

No high five.

Fuck. Fuck,

that's hot.

Tastes so good, huh?

You like the way your brother's cum tastes?

You're gonna

take your brother's dick more often.

Yeah, I think I might.

So should we still call the cops?

No, I think they're gonna do nothing.