All language subtitles for Being.Human.US.S03E06.Whats.Blood.Got.to.Do.with.It.1080p.AMZN.WEBRip.DDP.5.1.H.265.-EDGE2020.srt - eng(2)

- Previously, on Being Human...

- We've been hunting
the vampires,

to fulfill the will of nature
and finish them off.

- Aidan is a good man.
- He needs to be stopped.

- Those crazy-ass dogs
scratched the hell out of me.

- She should stay with us,
just through her first turn.

- I'm a reanimated corpse

brought back from the dead
by a spell, but I'm cursed.

So anyone I see that knew me
when I was alive dies.

I have a job now.
It's at a funeral home.

Max is a good boss.

- How does a 15-year-old
just vanish?

- Maybe Erin doesn't
wanna be found.

- I have something for you.

- Kenny's been stuck in that
cage since he was a toddler.

Bubble-boy disease.
- Taking some blood.

- Are you a vampire?
- No.

- (Sally): Oh my God!

(Chuckles)

Oh my God!

(Giggling)

That's the best French toast
I've ever had.

- Oh yeah?

The secret is I use
heavy cream instead of milk,

so the batter's
basically custard.

- Mmm! It's basically amazing.

- Yeah.

- And you're an amazing man
for bringing it into my life.

- Um...

So, listen, I'm really glad
you guys are happy,

but could we maybe try

not to burn the house down?

It's my only request.
- Oh no! Not the French toast!

- Yes!

- Hey, listen,
your girlfriend

has been in the bathroom
for 45 minutes.

Could you let her know
there is a line?

- No, Nora's at work.
It's Erin.

Hey, you're bathing!

Does that mean you're
going back to work?

- OK...

No, it doesn't mean...

I can't go back there.
Kenny saw me...

- I know this is not your thing,
but you have to try this.

It's kind of
life-changing.

- My 2nd secret is I put
orange zest in the batter.

- Aha!

- (Sally):
Orange zest! What?

- Dude, you need to streamline
your showering process.

- Gotta keep it fresh.
FYI, the drain's clogged.

It wasn't me!

- Wow! I think my teeth
just rotted out of my head

watching you do that.

- Oh, don't...

- Stop it.
Stop, stop, stop!

That's communal cream.

(Doorbell buzzing)

- I'll get it!

- God, how did she
get to be so cute?

- Black magic.

You can just tell them you
already have a religion, Sally.

- Hide me... now.

It's my brother.

- What? Is it gonna
kill him to see you?

What?

- So, yeah, I'm your
new landlord, Robbie.

My dad owns the house.

He inherited it after
the last owners died.

- Well, that is
indeed the deed...

to the house
owned by Samid Malik.

- Yeah, Dad was
happy to let

the management company
handle everything,

but I just got back to Boston,
so I'm gonna take over.

- That's great because--
- The plumbing is shot to hell.

And something
died in there.

- Crawled into the wall
and kicked it.

- The smell's
been overpowering.

- If you have a SARS mask,

you can come on in and
check it out right now.

- If it's no problem,
I'll take care of it this week.

- Great.

- And seeing as how
I'm taking over,

you can just write the
rent cheques directly to me.

You know, or cash works too.
It's better actually.

Pleasure meeting you, boys.

- God...

Robbie's not
supposed to be here.

- I didn't even know
you had a brother.

- Uh, yeah.

Well, he doesn't even know
I'm in Boston and, uh,

I need to
keep it that way.

You know what?
I'm just gonna meet you at work.

'Cause I need to talk
this over with the guys.

- Hey, are we in a fight
that I don't know about?

- What? No, we're fine.

If you see him,

don't say anything to him
about me when you leave, OK?

If he asks, you don't
even know me at all.

- Right, I don't know you.

Got it.

- (Josh): OK, so your dad
owns the house,

but you brother is now
the new landlord.

Well, this is an
unanticipated turn of events.

- Danny and I
were both on the deed,

but he didn't have
any family left,

so the property must have
reverted back to my dad

when Danny died.

- Well, Robbie seems...

nice.

- Yeah?
- (Aidan): Yeah.

(Sighs)

- I guess he's grown up.

He was always
really handy.

He was just, like,
so messed up!

The last time I saw him
was at my prom.

He got arrested for
stealing a tank of nitrous

and selling hits in
the school parking lot.

- P-people change.

- People do change.

- Well, his fight was
always with my mom.

So my dad probably
just gave him the job

to bring him back home.

- You know, Sally,

we tried to
get rid of him,

but he's gonna come back
to make repairs.

And to be honest, the place
does need a little TLC.

- This is a death sentence
for him.

How am I supposed
to avoid contact?

- Maybe I can call your dad?

- Do not call my dad!
I don't wanna risk his life!

- I wasn't suggesting that.
- Hold on.

- Just don't call my dad.
- Well, here's the plan.

- Listen to him.

- Here it is. Ready?

The three of us are gonna stay
home all day, fix the place up.

So when Robbie comes back,
he'll just be in and out.

- Josh, I cannot stay here.
What if he comes back today?

Besides, I have work.
- And I got work.

- So now you have
to go to work?

- Fine, you're right.
No, I should skip it.

- No, go.
No! You should go.

No, you should go.

It's gonna be good
to have you back.

- I have a ski mask.
Do you need the ski mask?

- That sounds great.
Thank you.

- You'll sneak out after me.

- Yes. Also though, guys,

if Robbie's gonna be here
when we're gone,

you're probably gonna wanna
just lock up your valuables.

Just in case.

(Sighs)

- Hey, champ! You hungry?

- I haven't seen you
in a while.

- Oh, you know,
pediatrics just got

an Atari 7800 donated
a couple of days ago.

And if you want, I can scrub it
and sneak it in here.

And I know what
you're thinking.

But you should try retro.
You might actually like it.

(Air hissing)

I had jury duty.

- Uh, Kerwin said
you were sick.

- Uh, yeah, I was sick,
and then I did my civic duty.

- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Wait, wait, wait!

Um, are we gonna talk about
the fact that you're a vampire?

Look, I'm not gonna, like,
tweet it or anything.

- (Sighing): OK.

Let's just say,
for sake of argument,

that I'm a vampire.

What's to stop me from
chowing down right now?

The glass?

These aren't the shields to
the Starship Enterpris Kenny.

I can break through glass.

- OK, well, if...

If you were evil,

you would have
eaten me already.

And I know that you've
been drawing extra blood.

- And I apologize for that,

but I don't schedule
the tests, pal.

- OK, so before you,
you know,

dismiss me or glamour me
or whatever,

let me feed you.

(Sighs)

- She's a runaway.

Where did she get
so many clothes?

(Clanging)

Aidan?

Why aren't you at work?

You know,
if you're getting fired,

the least you can do is man up
and help me snake the drain.

And I really hope
you're wearing pants.

- Oh, hey.

- What are you doing
down here, Erin?

- Sorry, I was just thinking
about where to, uh...

change next time.

- Oh.

You don't have to
worry about that.

I'll get you a storage unit
next to Nora, OK?

- Can't we just do it
in the woods again?

That storage place is, like,
dog-pound level depressing.

- So you'd rather
get killed in an alley?

Or better yet,
kill someone else?

- Just because you couldn't
control yourself,

doesn't mean I can't.

You're not a wolf anymore.

Stop acting like you know
what's best for me.

- I do know what's
best for you, Erin.

And when you're in this house,
you will listen to me.

That means you will change
in the storage unit,

you will respect
people's privacy

and you'll go upstairs and
you'll tidy up your stuff.

The living room
is common space.

And I've turned
into my mother.

(Horn honking, birds chirping)

- Hey, handsome.

That suit makes death
look sexy.

- Thanks.

The Dobbins viewing is
starting in a half hour.

- Oh yeah, that's more
than enough time.

- OK, all right, so the stuff
with your brother,

that's OK?

- If by "OK" you mean
super messed up,

then, yeah, it's good.

It's all right.

It's fine.

- OK.

- Although, it doesn't
seem really practical

for me to go full
Anne Frank at home, so...

could I stay with you
for a day or two?

- I guess.

- Is something else
bothering you?

Mr. Dobbins is starting to look
a little RuPaul's Drag Race.

- How come you can talk
to your roommates,

but you can't talk to me?

I mean,
we're close physically.

But I really wanna
know you, Sally.

- You do know me.

- Yeah, I mean,

I know that you
like French toast,

you know, like,
an unnatural amount.

You either have the
world's highest metabolism

or you have a very
well-hidden eating disorder.

(Both chuckle)

I know that you look
amazing in purple

and I know that you love it
when I kiss you behind the ear.

I know that you were
terrified to go outside,

but I have no idea why.

- There are just some things
I can't ask you to deal with.

- But you can talk to Josh
and Aidan about them?

They're just
your roommates, right?

So why are you guys
so close?

- Aidan and Josh just...

understand what
I'm going through.

- OK, so, obviously, you've got
some weird stuff going on.

You know, I was
a 28-year-old virgin.

I know all about baggage,
but I can talk about mine.

- Mm-hmm.

- We can't even
go out to dinner

because you're worried about
seeing someone you know.

How can we have
any kind of life?

(Sighs)

- I like what we have, Max.

It'll get better,
I promise.

I promise.

(Siren)

- Aidan, I have
been up all night

thinking of questions
to ask you.

- I'm shocked.

- Come on!
I saw you change.

The eyes and the teeth.

Come on, you can't
keep denying that.

If you do, I can
always tell Kerwin...

who might
think I'm crazy.

But she also
might believe me.

(Sighs)

Please.

- What do you wanna know?
- Yes!

OK, OK, OK. Um...

Are you, like,
a thousand years old?

- More like 260,
give or take.

Arm.

- See, and you don't look
a day over 225.

- Thank you.

- Can you step over to
the sunlight one more time?

- Why?
- I wanna see if you sparkle.

- Listen to me.

It's not like it is
in the movies.

There is absolutely nothing
glamorous about what I am.

OK?

- Why me though?

I mean, is, like,

immunodeficiency blood
some type of delicacy?

- There's this virus,
and it's a flu.

And for humans,
it's a couple days of chills,

but the antibodies
that it leaves behind

are lethal to vampires.

- And I, of course,
didn't catch it.

That's it?

Come on, you can
take one for yourself.

I can feed you.

(Sighs)

I don't, uh...

I don't meet many
cool people in here,

believe it or not,
undead or otherwise.

And I just would hate
to lose a friend

because he was too proud
to accept a favour.

- OK, m-maybe just
a little bit.

- How--how did you
become a vampire?

- I didn't have a choice.

Well, we won the battle,
no thanks to you.

You really had to get shot?

- True soldiers take wounds
for their cause.

- Just try not to be such
a willing target next time.

- It's only a scratch.

Sleep and a hot meal
would be the best medicine.

- What I wouldn't give for one
of your wife's meat pies.

- Why do you think
I married her?

- Suzanna nearly starts a fire
every time she tries to cook.

- But what a beauty! Ah!

- Go seek help.

I promised your girl you
would come home in one piece.

Do not make a liar of me.

- All right.

I'll see you
back at camp.

Oh, and, Aidan,
do some good for once

and try to find us
something hot for supper.

(Explosions)

(Bird warbling)

(Gasps)

- S-sergeant! Sergeant!

(Whooshing)

(Panting)

(Gasps)

(Growling)

- Oh!

(Laughing)

(Aidan grunting)

- You are a brave one.

Most men would have run,
not followed me.

- What sort of monster are you?
- Am I a monster?

- Whatever you are,

you will die for
dishonouring those soldiers.

(Breathing heavily)

(Groaning)

- Your troops are camped
about half a mile from here.

I can smell them.

They're injured from battle,
weak from hunger,

not expecting an attack
from one of their own.

What's to keep me

from slaughtering
them all like lambs?

Certainly not you.

- Let them go.

(Gasping)

Kill me instead.

- I will.

And all the men
who wait for you.

- Oh God...

Suzanna...

- Did you really think you were
going to survive this war

to return to them?

You looked the Devil
in the eye and charged.

Is there a quicker way
to get to Heaven?

- It was right!
- It was foolhardy.

- So spare me.

Let me learn
from my mistake.

- I will not spare you.

But I could turn you
into what I am.

You would be stronger,
more powerful.

And you would live forever.

You couldn't go home again.

But you will not care.

After a time,
you will not care.

- I would rather die.

- Then your men
will die today too.

(Groaning)

(Panting)

- Let them live.

- You must understand,

what you believe,
what you love,

it changes in
as many lifetimes.

You will not be
the same man.

- I am already changed.

- Your choice, warrior.

- Hey!

Did you get this
from my room?

- Why wouldn't you share it?
It's interesting and useful.

- It's pointless to apply
science to a curse.

Rehashing my failures won't
do you any good, Erin.

I promise.

- Right. What a drag.

You'd rather lock me up
and forget about me.

- I'm trying to help you!

- Erin, remember when
you said that

Bob Dylan is good music
for old people?

Well, I have a turntable
and a bunch of LPs

if you wanna
check them out.

(* Chime on cell )

- No, no.

(Door closing)

No, everything is so
My So-Called Life with her...

but switchbladier.

- You don't have to
adore her,

just look out for her
like you do with Emily.

- No, it was never
this hard with Emily.

- Erin is just looking for
things to rebel against.

Maybe just try to care
a little bit less.

OK?

(Gasps)

- Sally? How are you here?

- Robbie...

- What the hell is this?

- Oh my...

I have to...
I have to fix this.

I can't explain right now.
I don't have--

I'm gonna come back here,
I promise, just...

I love you.
I love you.

- Sally!

- Donna's not gonna be there.

It's 2:00 a.m.
Normal people are in bed.

- Since when is a black-magic
witch a normal person?

- Why would you risk
going home

if you thought Robbie
was gonna be around?

- Normal people are in bed!
I don't know.

What was Robbie doing camping
out on the street corner?

I thought he'd
be at my dad's.

Besides, I needed
to change my clothes.

- Unacceptable to go 6 hours
without a wardrobe change.

Honestly, if you see me
in yesterday's sweater,

shoot me in the face.

I don't wanna
live like that.

- Um...

Oh yeah! What about bats?

Can you turn into one?
Or mist?

Hey, what's the deal
with the wooden stakes?

- Oh boy! Kenny...

(Air hissing)

Why don't you just
wear a spacesuit?

John Travolta,
Boy in the Plastic Bubble.

And that Seinfeld episode.
I sure learned a ton.

- That set back bubble-boy
awareness 20 years.

(Laughs)

- I don't turn into a bat.

- OK.

Wait, wait, wait. Um...

Can you, uh...

Um...

- What is it?

- I want you to turn me...

into what you are.

(Gulps)

- You don't know
what you're asking.

(Birds chirping)

(Gasps, panting)

Ah!

(Groans)

(Insect chirring)

(Chirping amplified)

- (Bishop): Have you ever
felt more alive?

(Gasps)

- I have done
what you asked.

And I shall return
to my men, to my life.

- You are no
longer one of them.

You are more than
what they are.

- I don't care

that you bit me.

I owe it to my soldiers
to help them win this war.

- Go, then.

But you won't find friends.

You'll find dinner.

(Panting)

- Aidan! Ha! You did
not return yesterday.

I thought you'd run away.

- I was on a scout.

(Chuckles)

- Glad to have you back.

I was about to
bring this back to camp.

Even shared, a bit of meat will
keep everyone's spirits up.

(Heartbeat)

(Echoing): Aidan.

(Grunts)

Aidan, what's wrong?

- It--it is all right.

- Aidan.

- It is
all right.

- Oh! Ah! Ah!

- Do not be afraid,
Benjamin.

(Grunting)

Do not be afraid,
Benjamin.

(Groans)

(Heartbeat)

(Gasping)

(Heartbeat slowing to a stop)

(Birds chirping)

- Oh, it's you!

Hey, you cleaned up OK!

- Donna, we need your help.
My brother saw me.

It was an accident.

- You have to
change the deal.

- You have
to save him!

- I don't have to do anything.

Besides, I can't.
The spell is binding.

- Sally!
- Help him

or I'll kill you.

Aaah!

(Grunting)

(Speaking foreign language)

- Sally, are you OK?

(Foreign language)

Sally!

(Choking)

(Grunts)

Sally!

(Grunting)

- I gave you this life,

but I am happy to
end it right now

and send you back to
limbo where you belong.

- Sally. Sally.

(Both groan)

(Sally gasping)

- It is a delicate balance,
life, death.

I've already pushed it,
bringing you back.

You can't expect
to save his life without

giving something else up
in its place.

- Please. Please,
it's my brother.

- There is one way.

- Anything. Anything.

- You would live out
your natural life.

You could see the
people you used to know

without consequences.

- That's what I want.

- But when you die,
I get your soul.

- Sally, no. You ca--

You can't give her
your soul! It's not worth it!

- He's family, Josh.

He's family.

(Sniffles)

If you can save my brother,
then you can have my soul.

- You know, not many people
would sacrifice

so much for someone else.

You must love
him a lot.

- You don't even know what
she's going to do with it.

- I don't care. I'll deal
with my soul later.

If Robbie dies now,
all he'll ever be is lost.

I always thought
he was selfish,

but if I let this
curse kill him

because I'm afraid of
the unknown, I'm worse.

I hurt a lot of people
running from that fear,

and I never
wanna do it again.

I'd rather live
the life I have,

really live, than
waste it hiding,

afraid of killing
the people that I love.

That's worth an
eternity to me.

- Just so that
we are clear...

your brother
will be safe.

(Crying)

You will no longer kill
the people that you know

by having contact
with them.

But when you die,
your soul is mine.

Is that what you want?

(Sniffles)

- Yes.

Thank you.

- You knew this
would happen.

- What will you
do with it?

My soul.

- You no longer have
the right to know.

(Bird chirping)

(Car honking)

- Hey, jerk.

- Sally!

- You look pale.

- Yeah, I--

I was a little out of it
earlier, but I'm OK now.

Weird.

- Yeah.

- I thought
you were dead.

Wasn't there a funeral?

- Yeah, uh, it was
just this whole--

It was the situation
with--with Danny and, uh,

I just had to lay
low for a while.

So Dad kicked you out?

- Yeah.

- So, I guess he didn't know

about the whole
landlord thing, did he?

- How'd you know about that?

- These guys are my friends.

(Church bells ringing
in distance)

- I'm just passing
through Boston anyway.

I'm going to Florida.

Got a couple deals
there waiting for me.

- Are you serious?
You were just scamming Dad

after everything that
he's been through?

- Dad doesn't want anything
to do with the house, all right?

He was just letting
the cheques pile up.

He would've never
even noticed.

(Bird chirping)

- You weren't at
Mom's funeral.

- Neither were you.

Pot call the kettle black much?

Dad thinks you're dead,

in case you forgot.

- I know, Robbie.

I know it's crazy,

but please just don't
say anything to Dad.

I just need to do
it my own way.

- You were always
the good one.

So if you had to lie,
you must've had a good reason.

- Look, I have--

I have, like...

I don't know,
like, 60 bucks.

Just take it.

For gas money,
you know.

- I guess I should
hit the road.

- Maybe we can see each other
again next time you're in town.

It's a new start, another
chance to do things right.

- Yeah.

- So, Florida, huh?

Glad you're going
someplace warm.

- I'll write
you a postcard.

(Chuckling)

- Nothing like
sterilized comic books

to start the
day out right.

- Yeah, my dad dropped them off
on the way to work.

- What did he
bring you this time?

- Uh, just the usual pull list.
Plus the Whedon run of X-Men.

- Wow!

- Yeah.

Uh, he's--he's the best.

So, hey, I asked you
to turn me into a vampire.

(Sighs)

Why aren't we
talking about that?

- We are.

Kenny, if I were
to turn you...

you could never
see your dad again.

You would
have to leave

everyone that
you love behind.

- I turn 18 next year.

The day after my birthday,

I'm walking out of here.

Whether you turn me or not.

(Scoffs)

Even if it kills me.

'Cause this...

It's not living.

(Sniffling)

- Why did you let me go?

Why?

(Both grunt)

- Because now you know
you cannot go back.

- (Crying): I would never make
that mistake again!

- That is what
you say today,

and you will say it as you hover
over countless lost causes.

Former loves, family.

With eternity at your side,
you will think

that you will not
make that mistake again.

But of course you will.

- Sorry.

Lost.

- No enemies here, son.

Come back.

We were just
about to feast.

It's all right.

Come.

(Aidan gasps)

You must have dug up
quite an appetite.

(Birds chirping)

(Sighs)

- (Liam): She cleaned up.

- Hey, you.

- Wasn't sure I was gonna
see you again.

- That's not fair.

- You ran home to
get clothes last night

and never came back.

Yeah, I--I really
like you, Sally, but...

I just don't think
this is gonna work out.

- I know that I have
been super crazy.

But I've been
dealing with some stuff.

Like, life and death stuff.

And last night, I fixed it.

- OK.

- Wait, OK.

My family hasn't always
been there for me,

which is why I started a new
family with Aidan and Josh.

And maybe with
you too, one day,

if I haven't totally
messed this up.

- Family doesn't just vanish
without so much as a text.

- OK.

All right.

What if I...

What if I gave you

a no-more-crazies
guarantee?

(Chuckles)

- Why should I believe you?

- Because...

we can go out
together now.

On the town.

- Like, to the movies?
- Yeah.

- Or, like, the mall?
- Mm-hmm.

- Or, like,
the discotheque?

- Well, if you can locate
a discotheque in this decade,

I will go with you.

- I will find a discotheque.
- Well then, let's go to it.

- OK. I'm gonna give you
one more chance.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

But you have to do
something for me.

- What?

- Just go to breakfast with me.

- Yeah, of course.
- Yeah?

- But, um...

I just gave my last
$60 to my brother.

I don't have any money.

(Laughing)

- So, oh... OK.

So this is what they mean
by high-maintenance.

- Mmm...

(Chuckles)

- (Liam):
And you can't forget...

You're part
of my pack now.

Just like Nora.

You've been abandoned before,

but that was by humans.

A wolf's bond
goes deeper.

You're not an orphan anymore.

You're family.

Now, he's gonna do whatever
he can to keep us apart.

But since
you're a child,

he'll be inclined
to trust you.

** Everybody's living alone

That makes you
my secret weapon.

* Everything I hear
is the same *

* The same, the same,
the same *

- (Liam): You'll tell me
his schedule,

find his food supply

and then poison it
with your blood.

I'll be there
to finish him.

- (Erin): He's home early.
Come now.

- Don't take your eyes off him.
I'm almost there.

* 'Cause we are happy *

* As we live in
an age of denial *

* I still love you

* For what it's worth *

* As we sink in
an age of denial *

* We must stay together

* We must see it through

* We're just in the middle

* The middle of a sea

(Panting)

* Everybody wants
to say something new **

(Gasping)

(Coughing, wheezing)