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Dude, your action movies that have been coming out are so bland right now, man.

You're not putting any effort into it.

Yeah, and like reruns, like remakes of movies. Right. I don't like that. It's

crazy. I don't like it. Nothing better than that original one, though,

What's up, Festus?

Oh, nothing.

Just me and Angel are going to go to the mall. She's upstairs right now.

Nice. What are you guys going to get?

I don't know. Just shopping.

Window shopping.

I don't know. We'll go figure it out.

Oh, nice.

Yeah. What's up, Festus? How you doing? What's up, bro?

I'm good. How are you?

Hey, what's up?

Are you ready to go? Yeah, I'm ready. Yeah.

Nice. Well, if you guys, I need a pack of black shirt, a pack of three, if you

guys find something.

You guys can get your own stuff.

But, so we're going to go.

Mom and Dad won't be home until late. So, you guys here, you know, don't,

fuck with stuff.

I don't want to get blamed for it.

Yeah, fine. You girls have fun.

Later. See ya.

So, what stuff are we supposed to talk about?

Look at all this crazy stuff that you...

Your parents, like, yeah, they're archaeologists, like, very good. They're

don't touch it. What do you mean, dude?

Look at this cool, some creepy stuff happening.

And then, look at this thing. Dude, I'm telling you, stop.

This is so cool.

It's got something weird in the back. It's like, if you touch this, your souls

will transfer from one to another.

Oh, my God. It doesn't seem like it's working, though.

Fuck.

Dude, I'm you.

You're me.

No, I'm you.

What?

I'm you. What?

I told you not to touch this shit, man.

What the fuck? Got pubes now?

Why does it bend like that?

Check. Check. We have to change this back.

Wait. Why don't you have something like this in your house?

What the fuck? Maybe one of these things can change it. Maybe read something off

of this. I can figure this out. I can figure this out. I can figure this out.

My problem now, we gotta figure this out. Maybe one of these...

They're gonna read these, you know, we can't let... This is no bro. You need to

call your parents and figure this out.

Matt, they can never let me touch this kind of stuff.

What are we gonna do?

What are we gonna do when our fifth is good?

Just pretend nothing happened. Alright, alright, you... They won't know the

difference. They won't know the difference at all. Just act cool and

which one's your sixth. Fine, you!

You shouldn't have touched it in the first place, bro.

Fuck.

Um, just act cool.

All right, they're not going to find out. I'll freak out.

Hey,

man. Oh, hey, man.

Um,

did you guys end up getting Oliver's black, I mean, my black shirt?

You know you can go to the store by yourself.

Hey, well.

Well, we better get going because we want the phone.

Okay. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you go ahead and take care of that. We'll figure this

out. I mean, I'm coming with you.

Oliver,

where are you going?

This is our house.

Of course, of course. Right, right.

My house.

Gotta figure out how to reverse this thing.

Oh, right. Hey, what's up? How you doing?

Good.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can't hear me?

Uh, sorry. I'm just focusing on something right now.

All right.

What are you... Put some pants on,

dude. Why are you walking around like that?

I wear this all the time. Why does it have to be weird?

We're brother and sister.

Man.

Just not used to it, I guess.

Not used to it?

Oh, my God. Is your dick hard right now? No, no, no.

I can't believe this.

I'm going to tell Mom and Dad.

That is so gross.

Hey,

bro, what's up?

Hello?

I'm sorry.

What's up, Angel?

Angel? You never call me Angel. What's up?

Um, uh, is that your name?

You never call me Angel, though.

Oh, sorry.

Um... Uh,

what are you doing?

What are you looking at? Um, nothing. I'm just doing some research for school

and just trying to figure some stuff out, really.

Um, okay. Well, I gotta tell you about something.

Okay. So, there's this guy that I like.

You like a guy?

Yeah. Like you have a crush on someone?

Mm -hmm.

Who?

You know him.

You know him?

Yeah. It's Oliver.

You have a crush on Oliver?

Yeah. What's the world with that?

Nothing. I mean, I think Oliver kind of likes you, too.

Really? Yeah.

Did he tell you?

Yeah, really.

Honestly, Oliver's a great guy.

Just last summer, he was nonstop talking about you. It was kind of annoying,

but, like, I mean, whatever.

But, yeah, yeah, he's a super sweet dude.

That's, like, the best news that I've heard all day.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, he really liked you.

Yeah. Thank you, bro. You're welcome.

What?

Oh, um, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to do that.

What? I'm so sorry.

That was so weird.

I didn't mean to do that. I'm going for your cheek.

All right.

Well, whatever.

Okay, I'll see you.

Yeah. Bye, Angel.

Hey Lily, what's up?

Hey girl.

You know what?

You know what I was just thinking?

Like, I'm really, really sick of being a virgin.

I'm so ready to lose my virginity.

And, you know, Elias is kind of weird too, but like, he's nice.

So like, do you think we should like...

plan like a movie night or something with both of them to see if

they would be down.

I know they would be down there.

We're hot, so.

Or like a sleepover kind of thing.

Yeah, we could do it at my place. My parents are actually out of town

And we got the whole night to ourselves.

So.

Have you noticed that they've been acting really weird recently?

Oh, my God. I was going to say the exact same thing.

He has been acting so weird. It's like he's a different person.

Okay, so it's not just me. Okay, thank God.

All right.

All right, girl. Well, I'm going to head to bed soon, so I'm going to go.

All right. Bye, girl.

Bye, girl.

See you soon.

Man, this is a great time. We can't believe we're all hanging out like this.

Yeah, it's nice.

It's super nice. I can't believe that movie was like 15 bucks, though, to

Right? It's freaking fun.

Quality entertainment, though.

Yeah, I'm excited that it's supposed to be really funny.

Or did we order a horror one?

I don't know. I don't mind being scared, but I hope it doesn't come off as

comedy. Yeah, some of the movies we talk about, man, they better not disappoint

us. Right?

Hey, Angel, you want to switch? Yeah, sure.

Wow, you look great in that dress.

You look great.

Amazing.

How do you like it?

You've been working out?

Yeah, I've been working out.

I'm always forgetting that you've been here.

Oh, yeah.

I'm glad that you got to make it. Yeah, I've been working out a little bit.

What have you been up to?

I mean,

me and Angel went shopping and everything.

And that was fun.

Yeah, right. I heard you didn't get Oliver for... Well,

yeah, but he did get his own shirt.

I reckon, right?

Yeah. I gotta

talk to Oliver in

the... Right, yeah.

Yeah,

just real fast.

They're being so weird.

Right? Oh, my God. I've never seen them act like this before.

It's like they're completely different people. Right.

Like, oh, shit. I don't know what to do about this. Like, last night. I know.

And it hasn't gotten any better. I agree.

It's weird. Like, why are they getting hurt so much?

I know. Like, going to the kitchen is, like, something wrong.

Right.

Dude, they want to fuck.

That being we're fucking our real sisters.

Dude, this is the only chance we're going to get. We're not going to be able

do it again.

They don't know that we're switched.

They don't know that we're switched.

Alright. Yeah, dude, and I really want to fuck your sister.

Like, because this is the only chance we're going to get.

I don't know.

Is it okay? Let's roll with it, man. Let's roll.

I hope you're doing good.

Yeah, everything's great.

Yeah, yeah. We're just fine.

You're doing great. Yeah.

I hope you don't miss any

part. I don't think I'm missing anything right now.

What's wrong?

Nothing. I'm so nervous.

Nothing, yeah. Right.

Yeah.

What's wrong?

Nothing. I was concentrating on your hand.

Oh, okay.

Yeah.

Oh, maybe just give me a kiss on the cheek here.

No.

Just a little, you

know, focusing on your head a little bit.

Yes.

Don't be worried. Look at me.

Why are you looking at her, weirdo?

Look at me.

I can wear the dress.

No, I don't know what you're talking about.

Are you okay?

No.

What's

wrong?

Is everything okay? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You guys good?

What is, what is it you got?

Nothing, nothing, nothing.

You're fine.

Stop looking at her! You're such a weirdo.

I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.

I don't know what I'm doing.

She's looking pretty jerk.

I know.

Why do you keep looking at me?

I don't know, I don't know. It's okay.

Just take it away.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my

God.

Hey, listen, so, I mean, we want to fuck.

Yeah. We want to fuck.

All right, yeah.

Do it then.

Yeah, let's, like, fuck.

Fuck you.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

What the fuck are you doing?

Nothing. Nothing.

It was so weird.

Nothing, nothing, sorry.

This hurts.

I mean, I guess we're both pretty hot.

Oh, fuck.

Why'd you smack your sister's ass?

Sorry, that was me. That was me. I smacked her ass.

I saw.

Yeah, you saw me smack it, right?

You guys are trying to be weird.

Bye. Bye. Bye.

What are you talking about?

I was like enjoying my girl's call. Yeah, you did too.

It was so good.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Can we fuck together?

Sorry, sorry.

Sorry, sorry.

What the fuck, Elias? Why did you stick your dick in my face?

Ew,

Oliver. Sorry. I'm not trying to fuck your dick.

What the fuck, dude?

I'm not trying to suck my brother's dick right now. Oh, sorry.

Yeah, what are you doing with your sister?

I didn't know I sucked out.

Oh my god, your dick just popped my thumb.

I'm sorry.

I didn't know what to talk about.

Oh, fuck.

I'm so sorry. I'm not trying to have my brother's car in my mouth. They just

flipped out.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

What are you doing? What the fuck are you doing?

It was him, I swear.

Phil, I'm falling.

I love you. I love you.

Where are you looking at your sister?

I'm not looking at you. I'm not fucking looking at your sister.

I'm looking at you.

Your brother keeps looking at you. He's so weird.

I'm looking at your nails.

Let's do something else.

Yeah, yeah.

Sorry.

Jesus.

I'm sorry.

Oh my God, what are you doing? I was falling.

I'm going to put it over here.

Why was he crawling?

Ew,

what? My face?

It's disgusting. No, no.

Oh, my

God. Oh,

my God. Ew, what's with your head?

I don't want to hear you saying this to me.

I'm sorry.

Oh,

come on, our faces.

Yeah?

Come on my face.

I want to see what it tastes like. What it feels like. Oh, I'm coming.

Oh my god.

Thank you so much.

I didn't know my body could come so much.

Yeah. You look so hot with cum on your face.

You look so hot. Oh my god.

We did this together.

Yeah.

It's hot.