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You can ride so fast as I am weightless, isn't it?

If you studied properly at the right time you could've become a doctor huh?

Hey, if you study you'll only become a doctor

But instead of studying

We can build a medical college and create many doctors.

Got it?

Really

Seriously

Fine. Let's pick some jujube fruit on the way?

Can we pick it on our way back?

Fine. We'll pick it on our way back.

Push a bit.

Keep pushing.

You swine!

Can't you be seated without moving?

Hi Selvi!

Has your husband come?

Yes he has.

- Viji? - Come in!

How are you?

I'm good.

How are you? Come, sit.

What, you said you'll be back in 3 months. It's been 6 years.

Should earn properly and come, no?

Still deciding if I'm going back or not...

So, what is this plan to go overseas, suddenly?

My loans are too much.

Whatever I earn is only enough for interest payments.

What else should I do?

- You studied accounting right? - Yes.

You're not going to get a job in accounting there.

Like you went in a collector (government official) post?

I went on a tourist visa, with a lot of scheming.

Hey bro!

What's this?

It's for when you're sleeping on a flight. To cover your eyes so the light doesn't get in

But if you just shut your eyes it's enough for light not to get in...

Leave that.

What were you saying about scheming & a tourist visa? Tell.

That won't work for you, bro.

It's really tough.

It's even tougher to deal with the loan sharks here

I am ready for everything. Tell me.

I'll give you the number of a travel agent in Madras (Chennai). He's the one who sent me.

You go see him.

What? You're planning to go overseas now?

Hey you. Are you planning to go abroad?

Yes, sis.

You too?

Yes.

That Viji, says you don't need to be educated to go abroad

That's why he can come too.

Hey, did you hear what's he saying?

Sir says he's going to go overseas and return all the jewellery I pawned.

What, boy?

No, brother. I went and saw Viji.

He gave me some advice.

So I think I can also go abroad and help repay the loans.

When do you plan on coming back?

After 1 or 2 years.

He already trusted when you said you would give the money,

4 months ago, and he's waiting without farming.

Now you're saying 1-1.5 years more?

I'm not saying I'm trying to run away

Even if I stay here, even in 5 years I wouldn't be able to repay the loan.

Brother, I'll repay it as fast as possible.

Think of your sister.

She pawned all the jewelery she had for you

Nothing on her ears or neck...she's wandering around bare.

Understand that.

Let me try this last resort...

Come and have your food.

Singapore

Dubai

London

Sydney

India

- Are the documents in order? - Yes

- Did you check? - Yes

Greetings sir!

Passport, documentation, visa - the whole thing will cost Rs. 38,000.

Hey, Rs. 17,000 each. That's pretty cheap, dude.

Hey, that cost is per person.

But even if you split it, it's 18,000.

Hey, he is still wrong.

Half is 19,000

This guy can't count

You have a better future.

Come

How is Viji now by the way?

He is doing super well there.

He has got a lot of jewels for his wife.

Sit sit!

Always standing up for everything

This is Nesan.

Just like you, he's trying to go abroad.

He can't speak, he's a mute.

Go with him, he'll explain all the details to you.

Sir...how is a mute guy going to tell us what we need?

Just go.

I think he might write down for us.

Visa?

Where are you from?

Hey, we're trying to go to London.

First you apply for your passports.

It costs Rs. 7,200 each

Just like usual, we need to create an ID card for them.

Sir, I have my voter ID card from my town.

Listen, using your own voter ID card can cause problems

Problems? What problems?

Problem meaning...

There's no real problem.

But just say you get caught in London

The police will use your true ID proof and go straight to your

home address and question to your family. Is that what you want?

Sir, if they catch us what will they do to us?

They'll deport you.

They'll make us tea?

Hey, he said "deport".

Hello

That means they'll book you a return ticket and send you right back home.

They'll book the return tickets and send us home?

Is that all?

What will they do with us there?

In this world,

so many people come

so many people go!

But in that gap...

...they will definitely change.

So! Just like that, in our play, a child is born!

Yes yes!

- Are you ready to see what happens next? - Yes

Get down!

Did you eat a huge breakfast?

I can see the strain on your knee!

What about you?

You're spinning all over the place

It needs grace, with grace!

Master! You have a phone call

Go ahead.

What, all of a sudden!

Hey, didn't you say you were coming here to act in movies?

What are you doing jumping here?

Listen, in movies they give you a part for like 2 minutes

There's no satisfaction for my acting.

Here only you feel truly fulfilled. That's why I stayed here.

What are you playing?

Kumar, a.k.a. Kumaresan

Then why did you act like a monkey up there?

Acting doesn't come from your head.

It has to come from your heart

Come! Let's rehearse.

Okay master, I'll just talk a bit and come.

Hey, who is that guy?

Our master, he's teaching me to act.

First, you teach him how to smile.

What a huge nose...

Yo! Come, let's talk over there. Come.

Why did you show up without telling me?

Hey, you're the one who's always telling us "I miss you, I miss you".

That's why we packed up and came.

Nope, don't believe you.

Okay, I'll tell the truth.

Remember Viji?

We're going abroad like him.

Hey, he went to London illegally and is doing fraudulent work there

Why do you want to be like that too?

Dude...

The only fraudulent work that am doing is going to London on a Tourist visa.

I am not going to do the fraudulent works that he does there.

Listen, we need to get our passports to go.

We'll stay here,

so we can get IDs with this address

I get it dude, but you saw the Master, right?

He's an angry man

You can come visit, but staying here...

Hey Rajesh!

Come.

Coming

Go

Sorry, bud.

Yo, just go.

Nesan...

It's all tall apartment buildings around here

You think we will get a place to rent for Rs. 1,500?

He says he can hear quite well.

Will we get?

Nesa!

Greetings!

For whom is the house?

Where are they from?

Your place! They're from your place too.

Madurai (another city), guys huh?

So if Madurai catches fire looks like no one will be there to put it out.

Everyone is coming here.

Did you inform them about our commission?

So you left police work to be a broker?

Yes bro!

Listen dude, you don't get vacation when you're a police officer.

You wake up early and catch criminals.

Then you go to court.

You don't have time to even take your wife and kids to the temple peacefully.

Because you're suspicious of everyone!

And the amount you earn in 30 years as a police officer

You can earn in 3 years doing this work if you have good clients.

The owner has 2 sons

One is in Saudi and the other is in America.

The two of them are minting money, and so they're building houses here.

Neither of you are Muslim or Christian, right?

Okay, because those guys won't give houses to Muslims or Christians.

How is that fair, bro?

They're earning in Saudi and America

But won't rent homes to Muslims or Christians?

That's his house and he is not letting out! What can we do about it?

Take your hand down.

Listen, at 10 pm sharp I close the outside gate

Monthly Rs.300 for maintenance apart from the rent.

Maintenance meaning?

Maintenance means to put a kolam (chalk drawing) in front of your place, that's all.

It's just you?

No, my friend too.

What does he mean he doesn't like MY face?

I don't like HIS face! We'll look somewhere else. Come on.

You can't cook fish

Guests shoud not stay for more than a day.

You can't hang your clothes out in the sun.

There should be no loitering.

You shouldn't stand on the roof.

So basically, you shouldn't actually live here.

Good morning Madam!

These are the people I told you about.

Yes grandma.

Are you bachelors?

We are all bachelors. But he is not!

Yes. We are bachelors.

We do not let out to bachelors.

Why did she seem so upset?

I respectfully called her grandma, no?

Listen here! In Madras there are no "grandmas"!

Only "aunties"!

Please wait. I am bringing the party through the short route.

Yesterday it was just a wall and today it is a toilet!

If I've come this far.

I owe it all to Puratchi Thalaivar MGR(Former Chief Minister).

MGR? How?

If not for his mid day meal scheme, I wouldn't have gone to school.

I just saved bit by bit and built this house.

If you give me 10 months advance, I'll put up the roof with asbestos.

Mid day meal brother!

They want to start living today!

Stay in the same place where you stayed last night.

I will get it done fast.

They seem to like your scheme very much.

They have gone to withdraw money from the bank.

You can place the order for the asbestos sheet.

Stay here under the sun. They will be right back.

Here itself?

- Fine - Fine!

Electricity charges is Rs.8/- per unit.

That's too high!

You should be paying the house owners electricity bill in Chennai. That's the rule.

Sure. We can pay it off.

Can you give me some water?

Where are you from?

Madurai

- Where? - Madurai

Fine, they won't rent to us because we're from Madurai

but they wouldn't even give us a glass of water too?

The people who rented here before are the ones who ruined it for us

There are young girls here.

What are you saying, man?

They're good boys from our area.

And these girls are expecting good boys like them!

Thank you! Thank you!

See you!

Fine! We'll be there!

Keep walking!

Good thing you didn't get this place.

Otherwise in 2 years you'd havegot a hunchback just

like MGR (popular actor) in "Adimai Penn" (old movie).

Hey Karmega! We are coming there. Please wait.

You're waiting near the Abdul Kalam tea shop?

What color shirt are you wearing?

A black shirt?

Hey, don't you think some people will think

black is a bad omen and not give you the home?

Yo, be careful man!

Hey Parthasarathy! Is there any house available near Villivakkam area?

Hey Karmega! What happened to that Rs. 1,500 house?

A very safe entrance. No thief can enter.

House-owner is pure gold.

There is water 24/7

When you open the doors there is a breeze like at "Courtalam" (popular waterfall).

The guy who lived here before went to a newly built home.

I'm just worried the house owner will state some new rules

Let's see.

Brother, hello.

These are the guys interested in renting upstairs.

Did you tell them the rules?

Yes, I told them everything

I need to show them the place. Give me the keys.

There is no need. It's unlocked.

Oh, is it? Poor guy, washing his clothes. Such a gentle man.

Enter with your right foot (superstition).

To find a place in this city for Rs. 1,500 is difficult enough

You're saving on my commission with this place.

The ceiling has asbestos...

That weirdo said he would put concrete when he builds it. Shall we go there?

No no no, it's nice.

Do you like the house?

Its nice. We like it.

Isn't this your own house? come in and talk.

First you look at the house! Then I'll come.

Listen

If they ask you if you're married, say yes.

Why are you getting me into trouble?

They say you can tell 1000 lies to get married.

You need to tell 10,000 to get a place to rent here.

So you want me to lie and say I'm married??

Brother, are you single?

No, he's married.

Your wife doesn't need to see the place?

No, she said it's enough if I see it.

Wow, to get a wife like that...you are lucky!

Why the hell did you lie for no reason?

So if there is a need we can lie?

Listen, the first requirement for living in Chennai is that you need to chill out.

Control yourself.

Smile and talk.

So if that guy asks where my wife is, what do I reply?

Pretend like she said "I can't come live in Madras.

You go struggle there. I'll stay at my mom's place"!

Who's going to live here?

Um, me, my wife and him.

Who is he?

I'm his brother-in-law. He married my third little sister.

So you're going to live with them?

No, aunty. I'm going abroad.

India's heat doesn't agree with me.

Hey, you didn't tell us your name.

My name is Gandhi.

- What's your wife's name? - Karmegam.

But, that's a man's name...

No.. Its...

Karmega-kulali.

But, that's a woman's name...

Yo, of course it is a woman's name. What are you saying?

This is that skinny guy's wife?

Seems like if you own a house in Madras you can get anything you want...

Rental agreement?

Give us the advance in this hand,

We'll give you the agreement with this hand!

Thank you very much!

Wow!

We are going to stay only for a while. Why do you need so much?

Bucket, Pillow, mat

And coolers for the sun!

And the massage cord. Small budget, isn't it?

He has already got Rs.15000 as advance!

We are spending all that we have now.

We are not able to save anything because of your cribbing!

We are going to London know? Shut up!

Go

How much is the bill?

Gandhi

To your right

fine

Gandhi, what is your date of birth?

16. 5. '85

You're 30?

It doesn't show.

If you look at his face, it shows.

Yo, what's your problem?

In this column that says "spouse", put some girl's name.

Sir, I'm still not married.

I know, Gandhi

But the British Council will definitely not give a visa to a bachelor

If you have a wife and kids then they'll have

faith you will return and not try to stay there.

Sir, don't the white people know that some are trying to

purposely leave the country to ditch their wife and kids?

Just put it.

No sir...isn't this wrong?

Gandhi, I'm not telling you to marry and betray a girl.

I'm just saying put a girl's name. Put it, Gandhi.

Oh, it's like that?

Hey, put "P. Tamannah" (popular actress) on mine

What's the P?

P for Pandi. Mrs. Tamannah Pandi

You know what you should do? "Ga Anuskha".

Whatever you do, just don't put your houseowner's wife's name

If the police come by for verification, you will tear a family apart.

Karmegakulali, huh?

That's such a literary name.

There is no girl like that, dude.

It's the name we told to convince the house owner.

Hey, ask him.

Ask him what name he put.

So, what name did you give?

P. Tamannah

Hey, ask what the P is for.

I really don't want to know.

Look at him making fun.

Why don't you want to know? Learn it.

Do you know what the P is for?

Tamannah and Pandi. Pandi and Tamannah

In the last 15 days for the 87th time, the glass

on the roof of Chennai airport has fallen.

Reporting for Tamil News TV is camera man Sukumar along with Karmegakulali.

Sit straight.

Look at the lens.

Place your thumbs for prints.

Remove your hat.

Hat?

This is my hair?

Then fix it.

It's fixed.

Look at the lens.

That's it, it's done

Place your fingers.

What are you doing?

We're planning to go abroad.

What are your credentials? What are you going there to do?

Sir, we have to go look for work there.

How long have you been here?

2 years.

Sir...here.

What is this for?

You came here in this heat...

I get a salary to come here in this heat.

No sir, just...we're used to giving, out of habit.

Give it to those who normally take it then.

Something's not right with his face.

I just put on some powder, sir.

When will we get our passport sir?

You will get it.

When you arrive in London and you tell the white people that you're refugees

They'll put you in a camp for about 2 weeks

After that they'll release you with a work permit

Say you don't get a job, don't worry!

Monthly they'll give you 400 pounds as a stipend.

400 pounds is?

In our money it's about 40 to 45 thousand INR.

Meaning to do nothing, sitting back with our

feet up the government will give us 45,000 INR?

Yes!

Yo, Gandhi. The British are so nice. Why did you chase them out of the country?

Shut up and listen.

They'll easily give you 4 or 5 credit cards

And if you open a bank account there you can take out loans with their eyes closed

After staying there for say 6 years, using all those cards

and loans you can come back here with like 40 or 50 lakhs.

So, sir, if they're doing such nice things for us

Why should we cheat them

Who said we're cheating?

The British took so much from here when they went, over generations, right?

So we're just taking a bit back, little by little. That's what's fair.

Sir, come let's take a selfie.

Oh no no, I'm too shy for all that.

Okay then take it for us.

Bro, take the can in and bring me the empty.

Hey, go do it yourself.

Bro, are you from Madurai?

Yes. How did you guess?

No, just thought who else is brave enough to take this room.

Why?

You don't know, huh? You came here without knowing

The guy who lived here before had so many loan problems he hung himself to death

It was closed for a really long time

Without even taking out the remaining string he has given out for rent.

Nesa, the person who lived here before hung himself inside!

You already knew?

What is he saying?

He said someone has probably hung themselves in every house around here.

Oh is it?

Brothers!

Why are you all sleeping outside?

How are we supposed to sleep inside when someone hung inside.

What is he saying? I can't hear him.

He said it's very stuffy inside.

So we thought we'd sleep outside in the breeze

What is that black thing he's tying on his eyes?

That's nothing, uncle. I'm putting it so that the light doesn't disturb me when I sleep.

If you close your eyes, how will the light come in?

Never you mind, uncle.

Gandhi

When is your wife coming?

Spit over him and send him away.

My wife is three months pregnant.

So the doctor told her not to travel far on the bus.

Gayathri,

It's time for school, darling.

Let's go, let's go

Don't run, don't run, my darling.

Where is your mom? Go find her

It's getting late for school, darling

What?

Dad is going to catch you.

Poor guy. He speaks so well in his sleep

He's only mute in the daytime!

He's not mute! He's fooling us.

What should we do?

Nesa

Sing a song for us.

Song.. Song..

Nesa...

If we throw a brick at your face, your face will go for a toss.

Last night, in your sleep we saw you sing and perform.

I'm sorry, guys

I wasn't pretending to fool you two

I pretend to find my family.

Why?

I'm from Srilanka.

During the war...

My wife, me and my daughter came to Tamil Nadu (India) via boat

I missed them on the day we arrived.

I've been looking for them till today.

I haven't found them yet.

If they're missing you should put up posters or complain to the police.

We are refugees.

We can't put up posters or complain.

Why did you act to us?

If I speak Tamil people will now it's Sri Lankan Tamil.

If I get caught by the police...

...they will put me in the refugee camp.

Are we here in a castle?

So basically, speaking Tamil in Tamil Nadu is a problem, right?

That's why Gandhi and I are going to London.

You go to the bathroom.

The passports have come out well.

You just have to do well in the visa interviews

Looking at Pandi's hair and face, I have my doubts that London will accept him.

Sir, are we going there to ogle women?

We're going there to earn.

That's fine, but they have to believe that you belong there, right?

Come, soon.

What's this?

He spoke in his sleep by accident.

For the last 2 days he's been talking.

Sir, in his sleep, he insults you quite a bit.

Remember that in your account there is Rs. 8,52,000

Nesa, put Rs. 20,35,000 in my account.

That's too much, for sure

Put it, dude. Are you transferring from your account?

I'm not actually transferring you money!

I'm preparing a fake bank account statement for the visa interview.

We need the manager's signature.

Sir, need to duplicate this signature in this spot.

What's this? There is a small difference towards the end.

It shouldn't match the original exactly.

Why?

When any of us put our signatures, there are small differences every time.

If there aren't any, they'll will know that it's fake!

Sir

This service of yours must not stop with you alone.

You must marry, have children, teach them about this and pass it on.

Let me think about it.

Its way past the time to think!

In the visa interview, answer only what they ask!

You must answer with confidence.

That's for sure.

Tell them you have lots of responsibilities. Work,

stress...so to relax you want to visit London.

Okay dude. So basically I just have to say I want to visit to go touring and enjoy, right

Don't say it so casually.

Say things with detail and clarity!

Good luck.

We have luck, we have strength!

Ask what you may!

We'll be back

I'll ask him. Get ready with the camera.

Sir, sir, hello.

We are from Tamil News.

We're doing a news piece on people who are travelling abroad.

Can you give us a small interview?

No, that won't be possible.

Sir, it'll be done in 5 minutes

No, sorry, I can't.

No, sorry, I can't.

Come let's go.

Number 33

- Good morning - Good morning

My name is Gandhi

Nice name. I like your name.

Thank you sir.

You can speak Tamil

I know Tamil.

What work do you do?

I own 4 houses.

I rent them out

I also run some small businesses here and there.

I have lots of work stress. So I thought to relax I could go on a tour.

Why aren't you taking your wife with you?

My wife is pregnant sir.

Long travel is not allowed, sir.

Congratulations.

Thank you, sir.

Why are you interested in going to this country?

Ever since I was little I wanted to visit the UK, sir.

I've heard of lots of beautiful places there.

For example, Port Chapel Beach

I'd like to see that.

Also the world famous museum

I've heard about that too, so I want to see it

During the times of kings here, the British took lots of

diamonds and treasures to display, that I'd like to see there

Then, I heard that Oxford University's construction is like the Taj Mahal.

Have you seen the Taj Mahal?

No sir.

I went there last year.

It's stunning.

Have you seen the big temple in Thanjavur (local city)?

No sir.

Have you been to what King Pallavas built - Mahabalipuram (local area)?

No, sir. I need to see it.

So then at least Valluvar Kottam (local road)?

I'll go in the evening, sir.

Evening?

First, go look at the places here

After that you can go see the UK.

Sir, sir.

The things here will still be here

I can look at them leisurely.

Most places in London will still be there too.

Sir, ever since I was little I wanted to see London.

This stuff here will be there!

I don't need a visa for them. I can visit them whenever.

But London isn't like that.

How about, while my Visa is processed I go check them out?

I'm sorry.

Sir, sir! Excuse me!

Do you think I'll try and stay there, sir?

Would I do that when my wife here is pregnant?

Please sir.

I'm afraid I must deny your visa.

Mr. Gandhi, is again thrown off the train.

Next

Number 35

Hello, Good morning!

Good morning sir.

What's your purpose for visiting London?

Are you a native of India?

What's your qualification?

sneezes

Sorry Sir!

Hey, what happened.

They rejected me?

They rejected you?

Why?

I told them what you told me to say, so they rejected me.

But then they should have given you the visa...

why did they reject you?

That idiot was asking me if I've seen the Taj Mahal or Thanjavur temple!

What did you say?

I didn't see them, so I said I haven't seen them!

Then after that he asks me smugly if I've seen Valluvar Kottam!

What did you reply to that?

I said I'll see it on my way back in the evening. So they rejected me.

What?

Nothing, we'll visit in the evening.

What happened to Pandi?

Who knows....

What man, what happened?

I was feeling very nervous.

Why? What did they say?

He said I'm going to London.

What?

They gave me the visa.

They selected you?

Yes.

Did they ask you if you've seen the Taj Mahal?

- Yes - What did you reply?

I said I saw it.

Hey! When did you see it?

You just got to Madras!

Me and you know that, does the white guy know that?

What if I told the truth and he said "first go look

at the places in your country and then go to London"?

That's why I said I saw it.

He probably told the truth, right?

That's why he's mad.

Why did you lie to them?

You're the one who told lots of lies to the loan sharks.

I only lied to the British.

What's your problem?

Listen Gandhi

He didn't reject you for the 10 lies you told.

You're standing here rejected because you told1 truth.

Nesa, how's it fair to hit the winner?

Only the loser should get hit.

Why did you lie?

Hey, don't dare touch a London citizen!

They'll inquire you.

Maybe they rejected him because his name is Gandhi.

Gandhi was safe as long as the white people were around.

Hey Gandhi, buy me a tea!

The British could see the spark in you!

He's standing here pissed off, and you're setting me up for trouble.

Who is it?

My sister.

Why aren't you answering? Here, give it.

Sister?

Hey, isn't Gandhi there?

He was just staring at the phone...

Hello? Yeah, tell.

Hey why didn't you take my call?

No, he just answered first.

When are you leaving for London?

Remember I mentioned an interview...

Pandi got selected

I have to go for another one in 6 months

What are you saying? How did he get selected and not you?

tell me what's up.

Hey, I told him that you went to London?

Why did you do that? Why such haste?

Why are you shouting?

He has been quarelling with me every day.

Hey, do one thing for me...

Don't come home for 6 months.

Change your phone number.

Come here only when you make money.

Hang up!

Such an egoist.

They liked me because I sneezed!That's why they gave me the visa.

That's probably what he's talking about.

He'll toss the tea...

Didn't I tell you?

Hey Gandhi, you're the truth.

When you're here, how can I go to London?

I'm not going.

I will kill you!

Don't act smart!

I will truly kill you.

Only your corpse will go to London!

Leave him!

Until you get another shot in 6 months why don't you go back home and stay?

Can you give me 7 lakhs?

Sir

He has so many loans there.

If he goes back they'll tie him to a street lamp and beat him!

And I'm leaving for London, how will he make it on his own there

Right, Gandhi?

I'll find a job here.

Hey, you're going to work here?

As an accountant?

Yes.

What?

I mentioned one of Rajesh's friends? It's him.

Okay, tell him to join.

Congrats!

Sit

Are you happy?

- What are you searching for? - I had the pencil here.

Lock it up when you leave.

You are the only one to have got a visa so fast ever in my service.

My face does the job!

True!

Did you check out the Visa?

Jealous huh?

Give it back!

Hey you, I am citizen of London. Idiot

Yo, they have just given you a visa.

And it's a tourist visa! Do you understand?

Well at least they gave that to me? Right?

What do you say?

It's all luck

This boy, Rajesh's friend...

You're talking about Gandhi, right?

How is he?

He's a good boy.

He does all the work well, by himself

he doesn't even smoke.

Gandhi, there are 3 lakhs. Go deposit it by 11 am

Does this look like a King?

It looks like a Policemen with a ponch!

We dress up like the King

If I dress up as the King, I should become the King!

You get up!

No not you!

Gandhi

What made you walk like this?

Because I have the attire of a King!

Did you see that?

What ever we dress up as we must feel it from the heart.

Sir, there is Rs. 1,000 extra.

I know.

No sir, my payslip only says Rs. 7,000.

This isn't from the master. It's from me.

Are your parents in your hometown? Or they're here with you?

My parents are no more, sir.

It's just my older sister & her husband.

Are you married yet, or...?

Only after things around us are all settled can we think about marriage.

That's true. It's like if the sea is drained then we can easily catch the fish!

Nesa

How is this for the London weather?

That's why I got you this.

It's so old.

Dude, you think you're really going as a tourist?

You have to go as a refugee!

I will give it to you after tearing it!

Should I not carry these as well?

Sir, say the London police catch him

Will they tie him up and beat him?

To tie him up and beat him - are they our police?

No, I mean

At the London airport won't they bring someone to verify he's Sri Lankan Tamil?

Won't they investigate and figure it out?

Hey, just be prepared before you go!

Listen

Our men will never ditch you!

Sir! Sir!

One minute, sir.

Yes Gandhi

Sir, I checked all the entries.

It seems like there's 40-50 thousand missing every month.

It didn't add up.

You check, sir

All the details are there by month.

Ok, ok. You learned accounting right?

Just balance it.

Sir, that's wrong.

Just don't take note!

So don't take note.

The master is such a big man, and yet to save company money he takes an auto.

Why should we get involved in this?

He recommended you for the job.

To go tattle on him...

Should we be faithful to our job or the one who got us the job?

Well, you also tried to go to London illegally...

Say it. It's okay, say it.

No, so I mean...how can you talk about that guy?

It's true that I tried to go fraudulently to London.

But did I say I was planning to go there and steal?

Sir

Sir, why did you tell me to tear up the visa, passport and papers and

flush them in the toilet as soon as I land in the London airport?

To make sure there's no evidence of where you came from.

why can't they know I'm from India?

If you go in with an Indian passport, how will they

believe you're a Sri Lankan refugee? That's why.

Pandi

Don't worry about anything.

Come in!

Greetings sir!

In these 2 years how many times have I asked to see the accounts?

Why are you looking there? Answer me. I'm the one who asked.

No sir, about that...

Month over month, how much has he stolen?

Not that it's stolen sir,

but in total about 40 to 50 thousand in total is missing.

So if it's missing in the accounts then it means he stole it!

I didn't steal it!

If i start counting the cash myself the artist in me will die one day

and that is why i appointed you for that

I'll give back the money I took.

I'll give back.

If you give back the money...

Ask him if the trust can be returned?

Get out.

Sir, I'm a family man, sir!

Everyone who does wrong has a family.

You should have thought about them before you did wrong.

Hey actors, come here.

Come here!

Are you all actors?

To memorize 2 lines you rehearse for 2 months,

leave your jobs, your homes and stay here!

Look at this guy!

For 2 years he's been acting, was I able to figure it out?

He's a great actor! You have to learn from him! Not from me!

Out. Get out!

Sir!

What ?

Poor guy!

Poor guy? Brother, you shouldn't think that.

You know how he got this job?

He caught the guy before him stealing, and that's how he was entrusted with this job.

Now I learn he's an even bigger thief?

Poor guy he says...

As soon as he opens his mouth it's lies...

Which side is the door?

How did they keep the bottles inside?

- Hey! What took you so long? - Sorry am late!

Where is Pandi?

There

Pandi

Tell me Nesa.

What is this?

You are the first person in Tamil Nadu to ask about him.

Be careful!

There should be no evidence that you came from India.

If one sees this...

They will surely find out that you came from Tamil Nadu.

So if I don't wear this t-shirt will they guess I'm coming from America?

You're not listening.

So?

Listen to what he has to say.

Fine, What?

When you get inside, go change your shirt before you board the flight.

Now, go get in the line.

What, you haven't left yet?

We'll watch you go, just go.

I'm know where to go.

You first leave. The ceiling might fall again.

He goes as though he was born and raised in London!

Why are you afraid?

It's time to protest! Time to protest!

Gandhi! What are you doing here?

I'm here regarding a work. What about you?

We are here to protest. Our jobs aren't permanent yet.

Don't take advantage of the employees' efforts!

Looks like all of you are here?

Your uncle is going around saying to the money lenders that you work abroad.

What are you doing here?

- Tell me. - I'll soon fly abroad.

Where is Pandi?

He left.

He left?

I mean...

I enusred he went first and soon I'll join him.

Listen...

You did come across me here.

I'm abroad.

Don't say elsewise to anyone at native.

Got it?

Now leave.

Go!

See you.

How such a small seed, becomes such a huge tree, no one knows!

Just like that,

how such a small lie...

turned into such a big problem, no one knows!

- Hi guys. - Master.

I got happy news for you.

I know! I know!

Our play has been chosen in the London International Drama Festival!

Hey, listen - everyone who has a passport, give it to Iyah (elderly man).

Those who don't, apply for one immediately. It's very important.

And, Mr. Gandhi,

you're coming with us too.

Sir?

What?

Why should I come, sir? I don't act.

Gandhi,

Manager.

Hey, he made you Manager!

Thanks sir.

Ok, ok.

Hey, you're married?

No.Why?

It says your spouse's name is Karmegakulali.

Remember he was trying to go abroad? He put it then.

Come here!

What?

He just put it to try to go abroad?

Yeah.

If Master knows you tried this scheme do you know what will happen?

He's got so much faith in you!

Do one thing.

Remove the spouse's name and get it.

You leave

There you are!

Come. When did you reach?

So this is London, huh? It looks beautiful.

Mama (brother-in-law), I tried and got rejected. But I'll be going soon.

Hey, if you lied to me about London, it's one thing.

Why did you lie to your sister?

She had pity on you so she pawned her jewelry to get you money.

Hey, why didn't you take him inside?

I called him, he said he wouldn't come.

Mama, let's sit and talk.

Hey! I didn't come to sit and eat.

Mama, I work here. Please don't shout.

Oh, so you're saying you work here and I'm jut a loafer here.

Hey, because I gave you money I'm struggling!

Mama, I didn't mean that...

Uncle, it's your brother-in-law, after all.

So what?

Dont I know that he is my Brother in law?

They say you should never give money to in-laws, only food and water at most.

The saying is true.

The money I got came from pawning the jewelry we sent with

my sister (dowry) when she married you. Remember that?

Yo, calm down.

What did you say?

You sent it with her so you can take it?

Do you remember how you gave 7 pounds less than was discussed?

And you said you would give it after the first child was born, but did you?

You asked the right question.

Forgive me, please.

Forget forgiveness. When are you going to return the money?

What's the problem?

Please don't say anything.

What's the problem?

Who are you?

- Master. - Master, meaning?

I work for him.

Sir, this is my brother in law.

I need to give him some money, that's all. I'll sort it out.

Not money, sir!

He took back the jewelry sent with his sister.

So if he wants he can keep that, the extra 7 pounds of gold they owe and his sister too!

Mama, why ...?

How much do you owe?

It's not important sir, I'll take care, sir. - It's okay, Gandhi. Just tell me how much.

It's nothing sir, just Rs. 6,00,000.

He will repay it. Believe him.

Believe me. I am going to London.

Shut up an stop it with your London stories.

You will never go to London. Probably London might come here.

Sir, I gave him a job and surely I'll be taking him to London.

He will definitely repay you.

And if he cannot,

I will.

Sir! Sir...

No, no, I understand the situation.

Please ask him to eat and go.

When you apply for a new passport you can easily put any name for a spouse.

But to remove that same name, they'll talk about 1000 rules.

Okay fine sir, what if I say I lost my passport and apply for a new one?

Even if you do that they'll use existing records to prepare a new one for you.

So when they do that, they'll still figure out there is no such girl like that.

Fine, we won't say I lost it.

We'll just apply for a brand new one. Put new details, no girl's name,

and admit I'm a bachelor. How about that?

You can put any details you want,

but what do we do with your face?

From your fingerprints to your eye color - everything

is scanned and saved in their computer system.

Hey, why don't you just tell your Master the truth?

Mr. Nesan, I'm trying to save face with that honorable man.

Do you understand that?

Yes, it's true. If a guy lies about having a wife to get something

they'll think he can lie about lots of other stuff.

Nesa, you sound like a cow drinking water!

Can you drink silently please?

Gandhi...

I know a staff in the passport office.

Yes, how can I help you?

I need to remove my wife's name from the passport.

Karmegakulali.

Did you remove your name from your wife?

Sir?

I mean, did you get a divorce?

Divorce?

Sir, I haven't got married yet.

- Didn't get married? - No, sir.

If you haven't got married how is there a wife's name on the passport?

According to the IPC 1967 Indian Passport Act this is huge fraud!

Sir, I'm not a fraud!

I was trying to go to London on a tourist visa.

They told me to put a wife's name for that, so I put a girl's name.

Didn't Kumar sir tell you sir?

Kumar didn't tell me all this.

If I remove your wife's name from this...

I'll be fired.

Oh, there he goes.

Who is that sir?

The new regional passport officer. If you told him what you just told me...

Meaning?

He'd have eaten you up and spat you out!

Sir...

is there any other way?

According to government procedures there is no way.

Instead, you go outside and there'll be someone named Harihara Sudhan.

Tell him I referred you,

he'll tell you another way.

What would be Pandi doing?

Well, he might be taking lessons for some foreign chick.

Well I guess what he would be doing.

Worried about him?

He is very clever.

It would make sense to worry about London and not him.

Hello?

Now who is this greedy fellow giving me a miss call?

Gandhi?

Harihara Sudhan?

That missed call was from me.

Hi, sir.

So,

they said you have to remove your father's name from your passport?

Not father's.

My wife's.

Wife's?

Planning for next marriage?

No, sir. I put a name for the sake of a tourist visa.

Now I need to remove it. Didn't Annadurai sir tell you?

No, he didn't say.

He just pushes these confusing cases to me.

This is not like other cases where you can just broker a deal and fix it.

I have the number of a senior lawyer, you should go see him.

Lawyer?

What for?

You need to get a divorce!

I'll go check.

So, she's asking for Rs. 7,000. Do you agree?

Sir,

he's struggling just for food.

How can he afford that?

I can see by looking at him that he's struggling for food.

How much can you give?

Rs. 1,500.

What, madam. Do you agree for them giving Rs. 1,500?

No, sir. They're earning well, we want Rs. 7,000.

He is just a coolie. Be sensible.

So, she's asking for Rs. 7,000. Do you agree?

Sir, I harldy earn anything.

How do I trust you?

Sir, I can give Rs. 2,000.

Yes, Rs. 2,000.

- Is that agreeable to you, madam? - No sir, we need the full amount.

Madam, he still hasn't even given me my fees!

How can he give Rs. 7,000, sir?

Excuse me, excuse me.

Go check in the next block.

Madam,

do you know if Actor Sanjay's divorce is happening?

Actor Sanjay's divorce is happening at this courthouse? - Yes

Where?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

Not in here.

Looks like Actor Sanjay's divorce is happening here.

Hi, hi.

Visa office? Interview? Remember?

Can I interview you now?

I'll go wait downstairs.

Fine.

Just 5 minutes! No, 2 minutes.

This doesn't seem to workout. You say 2000 and they say 7000.

First come to an agreement. Now leave.

(Crowd chatting)

Sir, the client is here.

This is Gandhi, Nesan.

This is S. Mahamuni Chandrasekhar.

Sorry, things ran late.

- It's okay sir. - Shall we walk and talk.

What is it that you need? How can I help?

- I just need one divorce, sir. - Just one, huh?

Did you leave her, or was it mutual?

Either way is fine, sir.

But just please get me one quickly.

Either way...?

Okay, is your wife giving you any problems?

No, she's not around.

Did she die?

No, no,

I haven't got married yet.

You haven't got married yet?

So, we need to stop and talk about this issue.

We struggle to get divorces for men from their wives.

You're saying you haven't even got married yet?

Last year there were 4487 divorces granted, andthen there was that one case...

Not one was like your case.

It's really difficult.

It's not difficult, sir. We can finish it easily.

What are you talking about?

Sir, we can get a marriage license between him and

that girl's name done at the registrar office.

Then according to 13B Mutual,

I can fill an affidavit in that girl's name applying for a divorce.

Fine, you can fill out the affidavit, but then they'll

come to check the original ID proof won't they?

And first off all, they both have to appear in court for the hearing, don't they?

It's a mutual consent divorce right? We can figure out some way to avoid that.

It can be done.

Ok.

As a senior advocate...

I normally do not take such cases.

But for you, I shall.

Okay, there's one way.

Find a girl with the exact same name ...

and borrow her ID proof.

Oh man!

Where do we go looking for a girl with the name Karmegakulali?

There is no other way. Go find a girl with that name.

We've checked Facebook, Twitter, everywhere!

There are Karmegas.

And Kulalis.

But none together!

Chutney please.

Pour here, in the centre, centre.

Let's look in matrimonial ads.

What are we doing, looking for a bride for me? Eat.

Why don't you just go check some ladies colleges?

Sir, it's wrong to eavesdrop.

And advice on top of this? Eat, sir.

Hey, there is one photo!

Looking at this grandma's age in this picture,

She would definitely not be alive

But even if she is alive

we could use makeup, and make it work.

Then, when they ask the reason for divorce...

we can say the age difference is too difficult!

! But they might ask why you didn't think of this when you were getting married itself

That's the only problem.

Wash your hands.

If you speak one more word, I'll kill you.

Giving wierd ideas!

After giving in many complaint letters and receiving no word,

they have decided to set themselves on fire in protest.

She was there at the embassy...

and then at the court. And here she is now, in the tv.

They have faith that their decisions will prompt the

correct actions from the necessary government officers.

For Tamil News TV, this is camera man Sukumar and

reporter Karmegakulali.

Karmegakulali.?

Tamil News TV.

To all of you who have assembled here on short notice,

thank you.

I called all of here to clarify things.

Recently, certain media have taken little things I've said and blown them out of...

proportion and rumors are spreading like wildfire.

Sir! Our job is not to start rumors or tell lies.

We are only writing what you have said.

Didn't you hear sir say "no offense" before he said those things?

- Sir, do you know where Karmega- -What? Cover (slang for "bribe")?

Not cover, sir - Karmegakulai.

Sir, I think you're talking about the girl in the first row.

There she is.

The one sitting there.

So you mean we're to blame? That it's our fault? That's what you're saying?

Okay sir, please don't take any offense but I -

Listen - you're from a Tamil channel, right?

Yes.

Then ask your question in Tamil!

Okay sir, I'll speak Tamil.

(Formal Tamil) Sir, please don't take offense, but

are you aware of how your eldest daughter dresses?

My daughter dresses very decently.

I raised my children with Tamil cultural values!

Oh, really. One minute, sir.

Have you seen her What's App picture?

That's not my daughter!

Photoshop!

It's not Photoshop. It's his daughter.

Have you come here to create a problem? Leave now!

Why should I leave?

Give me your cell. What are you showing as her What's App?

Why do I have to give you my phone?

Why are you just creating a problem here?

Who's creating a problem?

You are! Everywhere we go you ask these questions and get press meets cancelled!

Are you asking me to Just shut uplike you guys?

Why do you ask questions like this and stir up unnecessary trouble everywhere?

I'm not going anywhere.

- Get out. - I won't.

Get out, di! (rude term)

If you say "di" again I'll knock you out, and it'll kill you.

You'll hit us? Let's see you try!

First, go brush your teeth, then we can talk.

- Let's leave. - Wait, dude.

Hey, I'm not about to get beaten up. I left Sri Lanka so that I wouldn't get beaten up.

. She's talking to a Minister like this?!

Come. Let's go.

Come on.

She's coming.

Come, let's go.

We'll go to her house and ask.

No, let's talk to her here. Go talk.

- Fine, you go. - Nesa don't disappoint me.

- You go. - Nesa, you're my friend, right?

Please, Nesa. don't make me fall at your feet in front of that girl. Please?

Nesa go, talk.

Excuse me, madam.

Hello.

What have you been doing here

I need to talk to you, madam.

Oh, okay, tell me. - You asked me for an interview that day, right?

I'm ready to do that now.

Oh, come on, boss. That taping is long over. The show has already been telecast too.

Madam, madam.

I have a sensational news story. Other news channels are afraid to tell it.

Really?

About what?

One minute.

Gandhi! Come.

This is my friend Gandhi.

We both came here from Sri Lanka.

Poor guy, he can't speak.

(Imitating a mute) Hi, how are you?

How are you? He's asking 'how are you?'

Oh, fine, fine. How are you?

I'm good!

Can we go speak somewhere comfortably?

Okay, tell me, what's this about?

Yes.

Have you heard about the riots in Sri Lanka in '83?

Yes.

In those fights, Gandhi lost his whole family.

There are people named Gandhi in Sri Lanka?

Sure, why not?

Gandhi is in our school books too.

There are lots of people named Gandhi in our hometown.

Ok.

We just found out that...

Gandhi's mom and sister are actually alive!

They're in London!

So we've applied for a visa so that he can go to London too.

But he didn't get it.

Until he gets one, he got a job working for a theatre group.

Because he's good at his job and honest, the theatre owner made him the manager!

Now he has a chance to go to London again.

So why isn't he going?

There's a small problem.

On his passport, in the area that says spouse, there's a girl's name.

What do you want from me?

It turns out that if we bring a girl with the same name for a divorce,

they'll remove that name from his passport.

Why do you think that a girl that you don't even know will give her documents to you?

Won't it cause her problems?

No, no way! We just need a copy of her documents,

there won't be any problem for her.

So basically you need a girl who's open-minded,

doesn't care about society

and who is helpful? Right?

You won't find a girl like that.

Sir!

You sound like a horse drinking coffee.

Please drink quietly.

Okay, what does this have to do with me?

Take the passport.

Say "thanks".

Why?

For not slapping you both.

Good thing she didn't slap us.

I think if given the chance she would've broken our heads

That girl has a bit of a temper, sir.

Ok. She won't put anything on the news, will she?

No, I don't think so. She's a nice girl.

If she was nice she would've helped you, though.

No sir its not like that

Do you guys have change?

If you give it we can look...

Do you have change?

No, sir.

Sir, try next door at the TASMAC (liquor shop). You'll get it.

Police don't usually need small change...

is he a real officer?

Hey, how come you became mute when you saw the police?

If they find out I'm a Sri Lankan refugee they'll put me in a camp.

Why are you acting mute in front of that girl?

He told that girl I am a Sri Lankan Tamil too, right?

But if I speak she'll know I'm a local Tamil, sir.

This is all your idea, huh?

So basically when we get in trouble, we should pretend to be mute.

Sir, tell us what to do now, sir.

Without that girl there is no way.

You knew she was upset after that press meet!

Why did you go ask then? Don't you know when is a good time to ask?

When you see that girl again, just go fall at her feet.

Don't worry about your ego or respect...

If you need help, there's no shame in begging.

Hey Hi!

- Hi - How are you?

Madam

Someone has come to meet you.

Me?

Hello

Hi mam

Why do you keep following me here?

Please leave.

What is he saying?

You are beautiful it seems.

I know that. Please leave.

Please leave.

Look straight and drive.

What am I supposed to do without the farmlandthey want to buy? How do we earn?

Will the government pay attention to the protest and petitions of these farmers?

Hi. How are you?

What are you doing here?

Get lost.

Don't sell! Don't sell! Don't sell your farmland to corporations!

What are you all doing here?

When you stole the petrol from Karmegakulali's bike I was wondering...

super idea, sir!

Please help me

Wait a bit.

Who was that?

No, they looked like my wife and daughter

But it wasn't them

Poor thing, she got scared.

Shall we?

Gandhi

What happened to your passport?

I've lost my passport.

How can Gandhi lose his passport?

I've applied for a new one. Will get it soon.

You will surely get it right?

We don't have much time.

He is asking if you are fine.

We tried calling you for the past two days.

Since you didn't pick we got your address from your office.

Mom! Mom!

Will you just give coffee to any stranger who shows up here?

It's not coffee, it's water!

Fine, water.

Won't you ask who the hell they are?

They said they have a news story.

They've been trying to reach you for 2 days.

They said they needed to see you.

That's why I asked them to wait.

See there? They brought that painting as a gift too!

It's nice, right?

We should hang it in the hall

Poor guy, too

He's so handsome

But he can't speak.

God, mom! What are you doing?...

What do you want?

You know what we need, madam.

Whatever you do, you won't get what you ask.

Yo, is Vantarakuli there?

Bro, her name is Karmegakulali.

Who told you to come to my house?

If we don't come here, where should we go

You're telling us to just roam after giving you the money?

Forget the interest, bro. Just ask for the main amount.

Listen here, very rare to find such a nice loan shark

Just give the amount and move on.

Hey, why are you saying no interest? Get the interest too!

Hey, don't shout! Why are you yelling?

I'm not going anywhere.

One day a politician comes.

Another day a loan shark

This is the routine now!

She won't let them leave easily either

She'll give them a piece of her mind.

We know, we've seen it.

What is the matter that you have come to meet her?

We had requested for a help.

Help?

From her?

She won't even lend her pencil to her best friend.

She will do it only if she feels like doing it.

Okay, call tomorrow.

Hey, you never pick up no matter what number we call.

I'll pick up if I see your number...

What? You're causing a disturbance at a house with only women?

You're 2 men, right?

So I can speak to you then?

He won't speak, but I will for both of us.

How much is owed?

Hello. Just listen to me.

- How much is it? - Rs. 13000

Only 13,000?

Yes, bro, just 13,000.

What are you doing?

All this is not required.

Give me 13,000.

13,000 right?

Excuse me!

You don't have to...

There's 15,000 here.

Rs. 2,000 in tips for the 3 of you

Apologize to her and get lost.

She owes money! So why should we say sorry?

You spoke rudely, didn't you? So say you're sorry!

Sorry Madam

Go go.

You shouldn't even come this way again!

Are you guys idiots?

Dear

Keep quiet, mom.

I did not owe them any money

My friend took out a loan, I just signed as a security.

Do you understand now?

Why didn't you say this at first?

When did you let me speak?

Before that you just took out your own cash and gave it to them!

That wasn't my money.

It was his.

Dear

they came for some help...

You go inside.

Leave.

Nesan

Come, sit.

Why are you hesitating?

Come sit.

Forgive me...

For what?

Right after they took the money,

what did you say to them?

Don't come back here.

Not like that! You said it like a hero! Say it like that.

You shouldn't even come this way again!

Why would they do that?

They took all the money and went, right?

You know what I liked most in all this?

That you gave them 2,000 worth of tips with my money too!

Lights On!

Hey Gandhi.

Has your new passport come yet?

The verification is going on still, sir.

I know someone at the passport office, shall I speak to them?

No, sir.

It'll come soon.

You don't want any shortcuts, huh, Gandhi?

Good.

Hey, Saba -

It's Rajesh, sir.

Oh ok.

Look at, moustache.

He forgot my name and remembers only yours?

Don't laugh!

Hey, lights off!

Hello, who's this?

Is Nesan there?

Nesan?

He's not here, who is this?

This is Karmegakulali.

What?

Karmegakulali!

Is Gandhi there?

Yes,

but he can't speak.

I know that. Just give him the phone.

Gandhi!

Phone call for you!

No, I told them...they said they want to speak to you.

He's coming.

What's happening?

Hello, Gandhi. It's Karmegakulali.

Uh Gan- oh you talk, talk.

It's Karmegakulali.

I decided to give you guys my documents.

Tomorrow, what time can you meet?

Can we meet in the morning or evening?

Oh sorry...

If you want to meet in the morning say "yah" once,

if you want the evening say "yah" twice.

So, the morning?

Okay, we'll meet in the morning.

Bye

Thanks!

Sir!

We have to get the visa documents ready,

Your passport can come later.

Give all your details to Iyer.

Oh my God!

Hey, keep quiet.

(whispers) Oh my God! Are you pretending to be mute to that girl Karmegakulali?

Nesan said I was a mute, what was I supposed to do?

How did she change her mind?

She must've thought of helping refugees like us out of sympathy!

Is there a problem with that?

No, I bet the Rs. 15,000 I gave did the trick!

Hey, she's not the kind of girl to help because we gave money.

She felt pity for us, that's why.

Come fast.

That girl has come here roaring in like a tsunami,

and you're just lazing in like a slow tide.

Apologize to her

Hey, move.

How many times do I have to tell you?

Tea or coffee?

Sir

Please tell me clearly, what do I have to do?

Just give us a copy of your birth certificate..

or 10th grade certificate.That's enough

We'll use that to apply for a mutual divorce, get one and send him abroad.

Can you guarantee that I won't get in any trouble for doing this?

No, no trouble!

Even if something happens, you just have to say that you had your

ID proof and copies of your documents in a file and you lost it.

We can say that he found them and misused them.

We could also be pre-emptive and have you file a complaint at the police

station that you these documents were stolen from you, just in case.

We have people in every office, ready to take care.

Fine. I'll give.

Hello

If anything goes wrong, I won't leave you alone all your life.

We know, madam.

I have the voter id.

Take photocopies.

Do you have a passport sized photo?

Passport photo? What for?

To paste on the form.

Why didn't they tell me I needed one?

They must've forgotten.

There won't be any problem but if there is, we can

say that picture was in the file that you lost too.

Okay, I'll look.

Have a seat.

Mom, do I have any passport sized photos here?

See. That day when I was getting extra prints you

were the one who said "why are you getting so many?"

Now look, you need it urgently now, right?

Please get me one.

Why do you need so many copies and things now?

Are you getting a new job?

Yes

I knew it, you can't even stay 4 months in one place.

Doesn't work in one place properly.

Listen, mom, mom. Did you give them coffee?

I made it, but I thought you might scold so I didn't give it.

Shall I give them?

Give.

Sit, sit

Amma's bringing the pic.

Dear, shall I wash these jeans?

You've been wearing them for 3 days.

Put it, mom.

My mom, is like that

Have you been unable to speak since you were little?

Can't you keep quiet?!

When he was little, he was chased by a dog and he

screamed so much while he ran that his voice disappeared.

Not one dog, 10 dogs.

Wow, 10 dogs...

If you marry a British girl, be sure to send me her pic on What's App.

I want to see what your wife looks like.

Okay, sign with the name Karmegakulali here.

Who's Karmegakulali?

That's the girl I'm going to divorce without getting married to.

I won't do it.

Why?

He'll pay you. Do it.

I don't want to mess with a girl's life.

So I won't do it.

This girl has agreed to help us and given us all her documents-

Hey. So I have to make it look like this one, right?

Yeah, like this one.

I'm the one who started it right? I'll finish it.

What, sir? Divorce?

Is it your first time?

Don't worry, everything will be fine.

It will be like this the first time.

I'm also getting a divorce

for the 4th time!

I'm a regular customer to this court!

Have you started planning for the next marriage?

Sir, I recommend you don't do it.

Living together is the way to go.

There's no cost!

I'm sticking to that idea now.

See over there? In the brown color sari.

That's my wife.

When we first got married, we were really, really happy, but then....

Madam, you sit down!

What, ma'am? Divorce?

What? Was he telling you how boring marriage is?

No, no...

There's more divorced girls than married girls nowadays.

Looking at all this, I'm actually afraid to get married.

When did you get married!

You are getting a straight divorce!

Judge got changed.

What?

Yes, sir, the judge got changed.

What happened to Judge Chokalingam?

His mother-in-law passed away!

So who's coming instead?

Judge Shanthakumari is coming.

(Squabbling in worry)

Can you get the case file back?

It's already on the table there's no way to get it back.

Hey!

(Worried chatter)

What's our number?

They're calling us. Go.

C'mon! How long do we have to call you?

Gandhi?

Karmegakulali?

Hey - you!

Why are you turning around like a lighthouse?

She didn't come, madam.

Did you know before she wasn't here?

Yes, we knew.

Then why were you looking?!

It's mutual consent...

So? Don't you know that both of them still have to appear?

Didn't you tell the client?

You've been roaming around here for 4 years, haven't you?

Go! 15th is the next hearing. Tell both of them to come.

Go, go, go!

Didn't I tell you before?

You're the one who said we have Judge Chokalingam, or Somasundaram...

You saw how she tore me apart even though I'm a senior lawyer, didn't you?

Can we come back and see our guy Chokalingam another day?

What? Our guy? He's a judge!

So he's not your friend?

Why are you all getting tense now?

This is not a big deal

We just have to get some different girl to come stand as Karmegakulali.

What?! A different girl?

What?! I thought you'd give us a new solution.

Are you telling us a way to go to jail instead?

Listen, show me one Indian voter ID where the photo is clear?

Look

All you see are black and white ghosts.

So?

Super idea, madam!

Sir, your junior is a genius.

Sure! Let's celebrate her intelligence! This guy...

What will you do with the wedding photo?

Sir, which girls in our country look the same weight

and way they looked in their wedding photos?

Hello! What are you saying about women?

No, ma'am I'm just saying...

What are you saying?

Try giving birth!

Your total hormone system is a wreck

Fat deposits just won't go away...

Sorry ma'am, I'm sorry.

You've read about this haven't you?

Hey, stop! We're trying to sort a marriage and you're talking about childbirth now?

Bring a girl who looks slightly like this photo, we'll make it happen.

That director's shoot isn't 1 shoot! It's150 days right

No I don't need this. Fine, if you want you complain to the union!

Okay, hang up. I'll talk to them.

Hi sir, this is my friend.

Hi, what kind of girl do you want?

Like this one.

Yes, I have some girls.

Selvi

Brother, do you have any girls named Karmegakulali?

Hey, I can just provide artistes. You take care of the character names.

Hey! Yeah, call her!

So, bud, how come I haven't seen you around?

That's cause all at once a few films asked for my

time, and I wasn't able to sort the schedules out...

so I decided no need for all the confusion and devoted all my time to theatre.

I asked for this type of girl.

They do look like that.

With that costume and some touch up they'll look exactly like that.

Sir, is this for a short film or a soap opera?

A huge soap opera.

I told you I would look, and yet you still came to the bathroom?

It's urgent, bro.

I'm not a girl agent. I'm a respectful real estate agent.

Bro, you're the one who gave that name and started this thing!

Listen bro, I have 2 beautiful girls. One is 22, the other is 42.

Take one of them and somehow manage.

You just said you're not a girl agent.

Bro, these girls are for my own use. The fact that I'm willing to share is a big deal!

What if take that broker's girl to act in front of the judge as Karmegakulali.

We can pay them extra, bro.

Stop talking nonsense!

That's the only thing I haven't tried.

What about we get Aarthi ready and ask her to go stand in court?

I thought you were going to marry her.

Hey, it's just acting right?

Idiot, she still has to agree.

Since we're in love, I have a feeling she'll say no...

but we can still ask.

Arthi

What's up?

Gandhi needs a girl to come act as his wife in court. Will you do it?

- In court? - Yes

Yes, I'll act! I'm ready.

Tell me

Where are you?

Sir, the girl I arranged is here. I'll go bring them.

Come. Let's go.

Why are you nervous? I'll take care of it.

Hey! You're here to get a divorce. Look a little sad, will you?

- It's mutual consent right? - Yes

Then why do I have to be sad?

Shall we?

Gandhi! Gandhi!

What are you doing here?

Oh! This is Karmegakulali?

Actor Sanjay is getting divorced here. So we came here to get an interview.

You put that news on TV?

This is the main story today. Guaranteed high ratings.

Your case is still not done?

The judge gave an order to bring Karmegakulali in person.

Oh no, so?

That's why - we're taking her to stand in as you.

Oh my gosh!

How can you do that?

All voter ID pictures look a like, so think I can pass off as you.

Don't know what's going to happen?

Bye

Excuse me.

I want to come see what happens.

Sleeping at work...

Hey, what's this, you brought the main party?

I just came to watch. They'll go inside.

Whats the issue?

Oh my God, I can't live with him for a minute more, madam.

It's been years since I smiled, madam.

If you just say this, what can I do? Tell me what the issue is.

first thing in the morning - the milk man..

the newspaper delivery man, the gas people,

the cable man, the courier people - he's accusing me of having an affair with everyone!

Sir, you think one woman can have illicit affairs with that many men?

No, madam, it's not that.

With every man that comes she's laughing and talking.

What have you studied?

M.A., madam.

You do one thing

cut the cable tv. Milk, water, gas - let him go do all those things.

No, madam - please give me a divorce from him.

Divorce isn't for all these things

This is a mental issue.

You have paranoia - a chemical balance.

Go for medical counseling, it'll be alright

That's not the only thing, madam. At night he tries to show me porno films, madam.

It's been 12 years since I've been married.

They speak so openly like this in court?

This is nothing, they'll talk much more.

So, what decision have you arrived at?

They have decided to separate mutually.

What do you think, young lady?

We don't want to live together, we'll separate.

This is the last hearing.

We have decided.

OK

What happened?

She granted the divorce. It was mutual.

It's done?

one. It was the final hearing.

I feel so sad to see this many people waiting here for a divorce

Just shouldn't get married.

There will inevitably be problems in marriage.

Doesn't mean people are going to wait without getting married.

Next is your case, be ready.

Do you remember everything I told you?

Is that girl ready?

Where's Aarthi?

She was just here...

Hey, go look!

What have they done?

Don't you know we're next?

She was standing right here!

What, did you want me to chain her to us?

I can't do it! Please separate us!

What are you going to do as a divorcee at this age?

Atleast in my dying days, I should die in peace!

We can't find her!

He went that way.

We're done

I have no idea how that judge is going to yell at me today

My heart is racing just thinking about it.

Let's get out of here.

We have to somehow attend today!

That girl is missing!

Aarthi?

Are you inside?

Yes

You couldn't wait, Aarthi?

I'll be done in 2 minutes!

Sir, if we don't show up today the court notice will go to her house.

Notice? What notice?

Divorce notice. We gave your address, right?

If you don't show for the second hearing the court notice will get delivered home

Sure, you know all these details! But you can't attend to our cases properly!

Why are you getting tensed?

Madam, don't mistake me, I'm saying this for your own good.

But, today you go appear with him.

Me?

Why should I go?

I'm not going up there.

Is there any other way?

No!

Oh, you know how to speak mute?

Madam, can we go steal the notice from the post office before it goes to her house?

Registered mail! They'll get her mom's signature and hand deliver it to her.

My mom's?!

Please!

It's us.

Go, guys, go.

What?

You'll always be late, huh?

Client got held up...

Gandhi?

Karmegakulali?

This is her?

What's the problem? Why do you want a divorce?

What, miss?

The two of us want to separate.

I know that. That's why you're here.

I'm asking why.What's the problem?

He can't speak?

He can't speak?

It's not noted here.

It's not?

Did you know this before you got married?

Yes, I knew.

So, what's the problem now?

No, we have a lot of misunderstandings.

Misunderstandings?

Yes.

What, you can't fight properly huh?

Was it a love marriage?

You're both so young. Don't rush.

Madam, they've applied with mutual consent...

Go for marriage counseling

No madam, they've decided...

Go sir, go for counseling.

Call for the next please.

What happened?

What did she say?

Ah forget her. She said you have to go for marriage counseling.

Counseling?!

That's when 2 old people make you sit down and ask you all these questions

Then tell you about tales about the sanctity of

marriage, and how you should stay together, blah blah...

What did he say?

He asked - do they both have to go for that?

No, no, no need!

Give me Rs. 3,000.

It's for something something...

Go talk to Harikrishnamurthy and tell him I sent you...

Should I go for the counseling with you?

Just be quiet.

She's always doing this stuff.

Once, for a play, I had to dress up as woman to go in her place.

Sorry!

It's Ok.

Ok sir! 2 minutes.

- Given - Can we go?

They said just have them come there once.

Tell them they won't come!

You go explain. How will you ever become a senior lawyer?

Just 2 minutes. They'll ask like 2 questions. Just tell quick answers and leave.

Okay, fine. Let's go.

Let's go, what is there to do?

Hari sir, this is them.

Okay, you've seen, right? Ok.

Wait, miss!

Sit please. We have to ask them at least a few questions for the record.

Fine, they can stay for 2 minutes.

Just 2 minutes.

You wait outside please.

Gandhi and Karmegakulali.

Your names sound so nice together itself.

Nice Tamil names.

Was it a love marriage?

Who said "I love you" first?

You guys look like you're made for each other!

Why are you seeking a divorce so soon?

So it's okay if we get one later then?

What's she's saying is that usually it takes at least

5 years to understand each other after marriage.

We don't want to live together, that's it.

Some couples are madly in love while dating for 6-7 years,

But then they're coming for a divorce just 6-7 months after getting married.

You're the one who said "I love you", now you're asking for a divorce,

Did he say he has some problem with you?

He can hear clearly. You ask him.

What is he saying?

Give us a divorce quick.

Ask them directly about it. Let's see what they answer.

Is there any physical problem?

How is your sex life?

Nothing much to talk about.

What is he saying?

He said the same thing I did, just angrily.

Are you two married?

No, no. We're not together.

I'm a bachelor.

Didn't anyone in your family object to this divorce?

Did your friends say anything?

Not that also!

What is the problem between you two?

Are there any financial problems?

Enough, sir.

Don't waste our time.

I can't live with a mute. Is that enough?

Miss, how can a media personality like you speak like this

You're a reporter for Tamil News TV channel, right?

I've seen her before.

She comes on TV

Look how she's speaking. How dare she speak about a mute person like this?

I'm sorry.

Is it done?

Is it done?

They must've killed you with questions right?

I told you I didn't want to give my documents and everything.

Now look at what's happened!

For Godsake please don't contact me again.

And sir, please remove any of my ID proof.

Why are you following me?

Leave before I scold you even more...

One minute.

I can speak. I'm not a mute.

Do you have any decency-

Let me explain and then after you can say whatever you feel, please.

I'm from a village

It was difficult

I wanted to go abroad and get a job to help sort everything here.

When I went to apply for a passport they told me to put a wife's name.

I don't know how your name came to mind, I swear.

Nesan

Suddenly told you I was mute and I had to pretend.

Because if I speak you'll figure out that I'm not Sri Lankan.

without knowing who I am, where I'm from, or anything

you went out of your way to help me

Really you are

From now on

You won't be disturbed by us.

Please forgive me.

Why did you go recite everything like a monologue?

Even if she agreed, everything worked out and they

granted the divorce I would've told her the truth.

Lying is wrong

lying just because everyone else tells you to lie is even more wrong.

She will think to help if some refugee actually asks for help!

If I knew this was going to get this messy, I would've told the truth to Master too.

Lie after lie after lie...

Sir, can I just tell the judge the truth and withdraw the case?

No way!

The girl has to come back...

Sir, we're the ones who are going to get in trouble for helping you.

Lawyer sir

Is there any loopholes or other people you know

in the system that you can work with to fix this?

Can't you just be quiet?

We ran around the Corporation Office like dogs to get

this voter ID and look how careless she is with it!

Mom

You are back!

Gandhi was just here to return your voter ID card.

- When? - Just now

Hello?

Hello, can you hear me? Gandhi?

Yes, I can hear you. Who is this?

Gandhi? Can you hear me? It's Pandi!

Pandi? Pandi! How are you? Are you okay?

- Can you hear me? - I can hear you. How are you?

Can you hear me?

- Hello. - Hello?

How is work going?

Pretty boring actually. Income marketisn't moving, so people aren't moving...

Nesa! Nesa!

- Pandi called me. - Pandi? How is he? What'd he say?

No he didn't sound good! I think he's in trouble.

Who is this? Oh the guy with the hair?

What number did he call from?

- Gandhi? - Sir.

He sounded really scared. He was saying "save me, save me" over and over.

I think there's some problem.

Show me the number.

This number.

94 number.

He was calling from Sri Lanka

How long has it been since he spoke?

About an hour.

C'mon, if you told me 20 minutes earlier I could've

asked the station to check what tower it came via.

But whether it's tower, or dishes or what they have there we don't know...

Bro!

Unless you can help, shut up.

What do you want to do? Go straight to the embassy?

As though we can just catch an auto and fly there...

Show me the number. Let's see if we can find the area using Google.

In a little while you're going to get a What's

App message from him saying "save me save me".

Bro, do you have any sense?

You're nervous, that's why you're getting mad at me.

Nesan, I'm just going downstairs for a minute.

Pandi must've done something...

he cant just sit quietly...

Central minister is quite close to me. Let's see.

He has called form Colombo.

Didn't we send him to London? Then what is he doing in Colombo?

Where is Kumar?

Kumar just went downstairs.

Go check.

You check here.

Sir, what are you just coming and searching? What is the issue?

- Who are you? - Police.

Name?

MP Kumaresan.

Who are you? You don't have a name?

I'm speaking to you sir and you're just looking at the passports?

What station are you at?

I was at Villivakkam.

Was?

They gave me VRS (early retirement) sir.

It's been 4 years.

I'm now into public service.

Means?

Real estate.

Broker?

No sir...

Genuinely, legally, and for cheaper commission I do some public service.

Sir, I know the owner of this agency, what are you looking for?

What are you guys doing? He's just searching

everywhere and you're not saying anythin-- sir!

I'm speaking and you just hit like tha-oh!

Ajas! Take him away.

Nadesan,check all the papers!

Who's Gandhi?

That's me, sir.

Where are you from?

Madurai, sir.

From there or near Madurai?

Next to Madurai.

Who are you?

He's my friend sir. He can't speak, he's a mute.

I'll email it right away.

Why did you come to Chennai?

I was trying to go settle in London. But I couldn't get a visa.

Tourist visa?

Afzal, has the fax come?

Give this to sir.

Hey, come here.

Do you know him?

Sir, this is my friend.

Does your friend have a name?

Pandi, sir.

Muthupandi Selvam.

Where is he now?

He went to London.

Using fake documents, on a tourist visa.

You didn't get one?

No.

Sir, what happened to him?

Please, sir.

Where is your friend from?

My town. We're both from Madurai.

Do you have ID?

Yes, voter ID.

Is that real, at least?

Yes,

it's from my hometown.

Where is it?

In my room. I can go get it and bring.

We'll go together.

Please come.

Who are all these people?

My family friends.

Family friends?

Ok...

Come.

Come.

Come, sir.

Please, have a seat.

Sir,

Pandi's voter ID.

The one who gave you the visa...

Kumar.

Do you have any other number for him?

No, sir, just that one.

Where does he live?

I don't know sir, we only see him in the office.

He's been escaping for 8 years. Do you have any photos of him?

No sir.

I heard there's some Sri Lankan with him.

Do you know who that is?

I don't, sir.

You said you were a bachelor...

Divorce?

Sir, what happened to Pandi?

Sir?

Don't turn right, go straight.

Who told you that if you put a wife's name on a tourist visa application you'll get it?

Kumar, sir.

- Kumar? - Yes, sir.

That fruad only gets duplicate ones.

Why did he get you an original?

I don't know, sir.

Who came up with the name Karmegakulali?

I just put a name sir,

that girl has nothing to do with this.

Why do we have to go to her house, sir?

Please.

Go fast.

Which house is it?

Please believe me, sir.

I put her name on the documents and she came to help me out.

Otherwise she has nothing to do with this. Please, sir.

Let's see.

Sir! Sir!

Please, sir.

Her mom knows me too.

I don't want there to be any trouble for them.

She's a good girl, sir, from a good family.

Move out of the way.

Move!

What's the problem if I just want to meet her? They're a good family, right?

Come, sir.

Why are you sitting so quietly?

Say something, son.

No, if she wore a sari she would look so beautiful.

Why didn't you wear a vetti (men's traditional wear).

Why not? When my son dresses up he looks like a prince!

Is Karmegakulali here?

Gandhi! Come, son! People have come about a marriage alliance with Kulali!

Wait.

Come in.

What's going on?

Please don't mind.

Just need to talk to her for 5 minutes Need to talk about an article

Come.

Who are they?

That boy is Sri Lankan.

Thanks to Kulali's help he is able to meet his mother and sister.

He can't even speak.Everyone got split up, it seems.

You did all that to help him?

Yes.

Do you know his friend Pandi?

Don't know.

Kumar?

Sir, Pandi, Kumar-

Don't know.

Some Sri Lankan guy...

Don't know.

You deceived the law and said you're his wife, so why

are you just hiding the truth now? Right, Gandhi?

Okay, you can go.

Wish you all the best for your marriage!

What's her salary right now at that channel?

Rs. 33,083.

Do you have any other questions?

Sir, what happened to Pandi? Say something.

He arrived in London without a passport and told immigration he's fromSri Lanka.

They deported him to Sri Lanka.

Went there and told he's really from Tamil Nadu.

Now is he really from Tamil Nadu or from Sri Lanka?

Sir! Pandi is from my hometown!

I did show you his ID.

Okay, let's go.

Sir?

We'll go to your hometown.

Sir, I can't go back to my hometown right now.

I have of issues there...

I've got a lot of loans, sir.

That's your issue. Get in the car.

Sir, Sir,

please sir, please understand...

Sir.

Hey.

I'm the Sri Lankan guy you're looking for.

I know where agent Kumar lives.

You can leave him, he doesn't know anything.

Your mute friend, is speaking.

He doesn't know I can speak.

I was pretending to be mute and fooling them all.

If you told me this right away we could've saved you all this worry, right?

We were looking for you.

Ajas, put him in that car.

And put him in this car.

Gandhi!

Sir, one minute.

If you ever see my wife and child,

please tell them I was looking for them.

(Malayalam) No need. Just email it to me and intimate me once the email is sent.Okay?

Bye.

Sir,

Pandi?

Ajas, go bring him.

How are you?

How are you?

Next month a case will come from the Saidapet court,

pay the fine.

Get a lawyer and follow up.

You can take him.

Let's go?

Thank you sir.

You did the right thing by telling that girl the truth.

Some more rice?

No thanks.

It's tough to see you go like this.

Stay with me here 1 day at least.

No.

I have to go to the temple in the morning.

Yo, they shut me in a room, right?

They would come and yell and I didn't

understand anything. And you know I talk back,

so they hit me.

Who?

The way they spoke...

disgusting.

I thought I would die there.

I decided if I get out alive, I'm going to shave my head as an offering to God.

- Banana? - No thanks. I'll leave.

I'll help him locate a seat.

See you.

Look at that!

Crazy driving!

What, bro? Couldn't stay away from us?

Hey!What happened?

You were supposed to put me on the Madurai bus. That was a bus to Thirupathy!

Hey, we'll come with you!

Bro, it's kind of funny how wherever he goes they end up sending him back, right?

Yo, I was depressed, you were just eating a banana.

You were supposed to put him on the right bus!

No, both buses were white...

Why did you take all my stuff out, sir?

You tried hiding the police as family friends! You're a huge fraud!

Fraud? Who is?

You are!

You're the one who didn't tell us that the guy

before hung himself to death in that place!

You're the fraud! Fraud!

Look at how he's talking! This is why I said don't rent to them!

He as quiet as a mute when they first came and now look how he's talking!

Why are you yelling as though you're renting out a beautiful home! Haunted, unlucky place...

In my hometown, the entrance alone is the size of your house!

You know how much land we have?

6 acres!

Do you know how cents (measurement size) that is? - No, I don't.

1 acre is 100 cent. 6 acres is 600 cents. You can build 800 houses on that!

And have swimming pools in the free space!

So then you should build there! But you didn't right?

You came to this city because you had no job there!

That's right! But you're robbing people in the name of a "job", how is that fair?

Hey yo! I give you rent, don't I?

Then the current is separate.

Who is paying for the cable that runs from the top to the bottom?

If you're renting a home,

then you have to do the wiring, change the bulbs,

fix the fan, set the motor, ensure there's water...

Only that kind of house should be rented and lived in.

How dare you speak to my husband like that! And you're just standing there like a statue!

Look here,

we were raised like royalty in our hometown,

understand?

Take the keys, you losers.

- Tell him! - Hey! Hey!

Who's going to take all these things, your father? Come take them!

Tell bro.

My house owner kicked me out, effective immediately.

Oh no.

Where are you?

Is Master there yet?

He'll come in the afternoon, why?

Because I need to tell him the truth.

Hey! Why are you being hasty, bro?

Just wait a bit.

You're the only one getting steady salary, just come here. We can sort it out.

Okay, when Master arrives tell him I'll be a bit late.

Why, where are you going?

Passport office.

Just tell my name, and he'll help you out.

Once done, come back here and I'll be waiting.

You need any help?

You need a passport?

No, I need to remove my wife's name off my passport.

Simple!

I haven't even got married yet.

Oh, that case huh?

It's very simple! What you do is, first you need to get a divorce.

I know a good family lawyer-

I've tried all that. Thanks.

Boss, why are you in a hurry?

If that idea doesn't work, we'll think of another!

If you go inside there they'll push you around

from counter to counter, and waste your time. Going through me is best for you-

- Hello? - Hello, where are you?

I'm at the passport office.

Wait there a bit, I'll meet you.

Wait few minutes. I'm coming there.

Okay, I've got an idea.

Go to the police station in your area and give a complaint that your wife is missing.

- Today? - Yes, today.

Now I have a friend of a friend who works at the hospital mortuary.

We'll go to him and we'll get a corpse of an orphaned woman around 25 years old.

Then we'll get an ID card made for your wife and place it on her.

Then?

Then the next day you'll get a call from your local police station.

Saying what?They found the body of a 25 year old girl who fits

the description of your wife, and you should come identify her.

You go and yell "oh my God!" and beat your chest.

You confirm it as your wife, get a death certificate and go.

Then removing the name from the passport is easy.

How much will this service cost?

Well I can't do this alone, it would require a big team, so allow me

to go inside and discuss with my associates and I'll be right back.

Just wait here till then. Please don't go anywhere. I'll be right back.

Oh, something important !

there are a ton of fraud brokers all around here.

If anyone talks to you just stay quiet. back.

Come, let's go to my house.

What's up?

My mom knows everything.

Okay, why do I have to come?

My mom doesn't believe me.

She really thinks I married you and applied for a divorce.

And now she's torturing me trying to tell me to not break up with you!

What happened to the groom that came to see you?

Nothing. That didn't work out.

You come tell her the truth. That's what's best for you too.

Give me 5 minutes.

Hey!

Are you coming or just escaping?

I'll comeback.

Sir, excuse me.

Yes?

- Hello. - Tell me.

Hi sir, my name is Gandhi.

There's a small error on my passport that I need to fix.

Go to that counter.

No, sir, I need to speak to with you.

Tell me.

Sir,

I tried to move to London on a tourist visa.

The travel agent told me bachelor's won't get visas

easily so I put a girl's name in the spouse section.

I didn't get the visa.

I got a job here.

Then what did you do?

I listened to so many people, and went around

spending a ton for a divorce, court case, etc...

I lost money.

So you need to remove that girl's name right?

Yes, sir.

People here have are always looking for short cuts for government processes!

How much did you spend?

A lot, sir.

We have so many signs up warning against the use of "brokers".

You're educated aren't you?

What do you think we all do here in this big building?

When everything else doesn't work, you come here.

Why didn't you do this first?

Sorry sir.

Where's your passport?

You're really not married, right?

No, I swear, sir.

Go give this to the help desk,

they'll give you a form. If you fill that up and pay the fine.

Then you'll get a new passport in 15 days.

Okay, sir.

Sir,

how much is the fine?

About Rs. 1,300.

That's it, sir?

That's all the government asks for.

- You may leave. - See you sir.

Sir himself gave you permission?

You bravely went to see him, huh?

Did he say anything?

Going directly is the right way.

What do you need 4-5 middle men for?

Everyone will give loads of information and you'll get confused.

I would have warned you but I was afraid if you would mistake me.

We, ourselves think twice to go talk to him.

You are brave!

Here,

fill this form and sign it.

Sir,

1 minute.

can you give me my passport?

What for?

Please, I'll be back in 5 minutes.

- Here. - Thanks.

Shall we go?

Let's go.

And I have to ask you something.

What?

Shall we get married?

Why?

Because I love you.

Did they say they can't remove my name from your passport?

No,

the passport officer gave permission for that. It's not a problem.

That is all you wanted. Then why don't you do it?

Now what's this new story?

How can I believe you?

After all that's happened I don't know what you think about me.

But I won't deceive you, or lie to you.

I really like you.

If you agree, I'll come talk to your mother about us.

Will you marry me?

Okay, let's go.

Let's go?

- Hello. - Come.

Karmegakulali, what have you decided?

We decided to stay together.

Then why did you leave counseling part way through in a huff?

That was just out of anger that day.

So now you don't think that his inability to speak is a problem?

Before it was an issue,

but not now.

He's totally in my control now.

I love him.

You're young, , that's why you'll take decisions

hastily. That's why I suggested counseling for 6 months.

I'm the one who advised them to stay together, madam.

I'm sure, go.

Come on.

What?

Um, he's sort of the reason we met and are together today.

Well, I just said Karmegam. He added the Kulali.

Thank you.

These are the clients.

- Did you tell them the rent? - Yes, I told. Rs. 9,500

There's only spot for 1 bike.

That's not a problem.

He'll store his inside, his Mrs. will keep hers outside.

Married?

Sorry, this rental is only for bachelors. Not families.

We shall leave then.

To understand the mentalities of houseowner,they

should start a separate engineering course.

Where do we go now?

Around here I guess.

Maybe there's one this way...

Hey, say something and go.

Shall I say?

I'm going to miss these lips that smile so beautifully.

I'm going to miss those eyes that peer at me.

You talk so much! You might has well have stayed a mute.

I'm going to miss this curly hair.

You're going to miss your flight. You go!

Master.

What dear,

you're finding it hard to let him go, huh?

Not like that, sir.

He's a good boy. I thought of making him my son-in-law.

But it's okay, you're like my child too.

If you had just told earlier, we could have got her a visa too.

If he told earlieryou wouldn't have let him go.

That's right. If I knew he was a fraud, I wouldn't have just fired him,

I would've handed him to the police.

- Master, its time. - Oh yes.

Hey guys. Assemble.

Hey, bye.

No! Leave.