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EPIK PICTURES Presents

A MAKING FILM Production

A PANG HO-CHEUNG Film

ISABEL CHAN DADA CHAN

GIGI LEUNG JUNE LAM

CHUI TIEN YOU HANJIN TAN

LAM SUET YANKI DIN

PATRICK TSE JO KOO

MIRIAM YEUNG ISABELLA LEONG

MATT CHOW AO IEONG CHONG HOU

SUSAN SHAW DEREK TSANG

ASHINA KWOK CARMEN TONG

Stop! Kid?

Did you know you must pay to get in?

Pay for what?

You had fun on the monkey bars

and roundabout

No, I didn't

- Yes, you did - Did not!

Where are you from?

Me? La Salle

La Salle?

You're from La Salle? Me too

Give me $36.60

Each

That's $108.60

You hear me?

It should be $109.80

- He is right - What the Hell?

Didn't you finish grade school?

- Give it back! - Cough up $100 each

and we're squared away

- Give it back! - Hey! What are you doing?

Nothing Just chatting

and showing our concern for the neighborhood

Can't we do that, Sir?

What are you up to now, Ho?

What else, Madam?

Just shooting the breeze! Right?

What did he say to you?

Nothing...we were just chatting

See?

Don't let me see you again

- Make yourself scarce! - Ok

Anything you Say, Madam!

Come on. We're going, going...

gone!!

No problem!

Get off

Go home!

Why didn't you follow your partners?

Sorry, Madam! I didn't know what happened

Of course you didn't

It won't kill you to stop texting your boyfriend for a minute

Always back up your fellow officers no matter what

Didn't they teach you at the academy?

You're a team

Bitch!

Can we have a word?

Go ahead, I'll catch up

You have a lot of nerve showing up!

For the last time,

I only started going out with Andy after you guys broke up

- I didn't steal him - Cut the crap!

I don't want to talk about it

He shagged you a long time ago

What will it take for you to believe me?

Don't play innocent with me!

Don't tell me

he never went to your place before the Christmas hotpot!

Cat got your tongue?

I'll answer that for you

He was at your place before we came up

No! Don't be so fucking suspicious

That's absolutely not true

When did you see us together?

I didn't have to

There's a log

Sweetie, can I borrow your phone?

I need to book plane tickets Hurry!

Thank you

Lay off the shrimp chips

Go give them a hand. Hurry!

Hey, Bitch!

I forgot your Wi-Fi login

Fuck you like a friend

Same for the password

Need any help?

Cut up the carrots. They're for the broth

OK...Gweilo size? Or Japanese?

How about Indian?

"Connected"

Where does this one go?

- Forget it I don't need your help - But I want to

First help me put this on

Put that on your head

Your hands are loaded, right?

- I'll get that for you - Give me a hand

Wow, it suits you.

And this one too.

When can we eat? I'm starving

- I'll marinate for you - Forget it. Go away!

- Your shrimp chips - Hey, don't mess up the carrots

Later

He'll eat it

Sit down...

- Hit it once - I'll do the same

We never went to your place after we started going out

If he never ate your shrimp chips,

how does he know your Wi-Fi login?

I swear to God

I don't know

There was nothing between us then

After you broke up,

my computer crashed

I needed someone to fix it

He was still upset about breaking up with you

Then we started talking...

Right...

You think I'd buy that crap?

He screwed more than nuts and bolts

Never mind

I caught him

Caught what!

How can I convince you?

Nothing!

I'm over it

You two don't concern me

But June is in trouble

If you won't help her,

she's a goner before dark

What's the matter with her?

You wanted to see me, Mrs. Cha?

Don't call me Mrs. Cha in the office

Michael on the next team is already saying

since I gave birth,

I spend more time with the baby than with the clients

I'm Luna Fu around the office

Don't give anyone any excuses

Yes, Luna

Is he badmouthing me

about Postpartum Depression?

Some people are saying...

WTF!

I wouldn't have waited this long to be depressed!

Who hired that scatter brain outside?

You mean Irene?

HR sent her file over before your maternity leave

You said OK

Still! Has she been interviewed?

How would I know?

Tell me...

What the hell is this?

When I gave her the CD-ROM,

I did tell her

to copy the data onto the CD-ROM

But I didn't expect she'd make a copy of the damn thing

She's a real winner!

Aliens would want to study her

She's best at showing off her tits

Other than coming on to men, what else can she do?

When Mr. Cheung is here later,

don't let her get near him

Look after him yourself

Right!

If anything goes wrong and Mr. Cheung is displeased,

Michael must try to steal this account from us

You!!

You better be on your toes!

Right!

Luna, if that's all, I'll be at my desk

Sorry!

I was in a meeting. What is it?

Mrs. Lam, we're calling from Yau Tung Bank

We would like to inform you that

You're 3 payments behind on your mortgage

I'm sorry

We made payments from my husband's account

But he just started a new job...

I know...

I'm trying to set up direct debit from my account

But that may take a while

I see

If we still don't receive payment by month end,

the bank will pass your file to a collection agency

And just for your information,

according to your agreement with the bank...

I'm a lightweight

Separately, we want to know

would you be interested in our premier accounts?

No, thanks

You better watch it

Mr. Cheung is a real pain

They said in a meeting elsewhere,

a girl served him tea

and he saw fingerprints on the cup

He almost bit her head off

You better be careful

They're laying people off

You might be next if you screw up

Fred on the next team got canned

If you're next,

you may get a discount if you chip in to buy cake for your farewell

Don't scare her!

It's the truth!

It's true

How long will this take?

I'm on the beat

Hold your horses

Then...

Hello, Mr. Cheung!

Luna?

They said you're on maternity leave, busy babysitting

Don't believe in idle gossip

The baby needs to eat even if I don't, right?

I must come back to work

Let's talk

Have a seat

Want something to drink?

Flat white with low fat milk

You have superb taste!

I'm getting old

More milk and less caffeine

You want one?

No thanks. Can't drink coffee yet after I had the baby

Only because of you

I was supposed to play golf with Keith

I pushed back the game

What do you have for me?

Let's get started

Mr. Cheung!

Sorry, I'm late

Michael?

The MTR broke down again. Sorry!

What are you doing in here?

The Boss said you're busy having the baby

I'm in charge of the presentation

But it's my project

Take it up with the Boss then

Don't waste Mr. Cheung's time

He's playing golf with Keith

Get to work

Sorry!

Mr. Cheung,

most families in Hong Kong have two choices:

Rent a cheap partitioned flat or an expensive partitioned flat

What if the kids want a pet?

There's no room

You're not suggesting I chip in for reclamation?

Are you kidding? And throw away your money?

No way!

I found a place in New Zealand

What does New Zealand have? Sheep and land

June, let me help you with the coffee

No, I can manage

Where can I find low fat milk?

In the fridge

New Zealand has land and sheep

But kids in Hong Kong have no room for pets

This business combines the two ideas

Buy a sheep from this company,

and you get to name it

A camera will keep track of this sheep

and kids can watch it grow, eat grass and shit

The point is kids only play with it and won't have to clean up after it

Who does?

They usually eat their own

Do you see this company's potential?

Just imagine every kid in Hong Kong

has a sheep in his or her phone

Just like the frenzy over Tamagotchi back then

How funny!

When they shear the sheep's wool in winter,

they can make a sweater for the kid

We can also ask the kid to join

study tours

for then to visit

- Your coffee, Mr. Cheung -and milk their sheep

Sky is the limit for such profits

What do you think, Mr. Cheung?

My grandson

wants a pet turtle today

and wants a snake tomorrow

You propose a virtual pet?

Right!

They may last a quarter at best and the kids will soon forget

They'll stop payments

Beauty at a blink

This is not a long term business

Luna, what do you think?

Exactly!

Tamagotchi...

Who the hell remembers Tamagotchi now?

Let's get to work

We wouldn't dare make this pitch without this part

We knew kids are fickle

As soon as they're behind on a payment,

we'll send pictures to their cell phones

A steaming hot lamb stew

Look! How delicious! So juicy

So hot!

In gif format, no less

Your lovely, cuddly pet

is served in a clay pot for dinner

The kids would be devastated

and urge their parents to pay up at once

We can then jack up the price

What a sick mind!

You bet

I found that out after I became a mother

A child's feeling is most important

If they're not happy,

the whole family has to pay

You're so meticulous! I like that

Even this coffee tastes different

What's the name of the company?

The owner is a huge fan of Steve Jobs

We're calling it...

Sheep Job

Very well. I'll put my money into this company

Luna, I want you to follow up. She's so attentive

This is good

Did you make this?

Yes, Mr. Cheung

June is very bright

You have a paper cup?

Sure! I'll get one for you

OK! I'm off to play golf

Luna, I'll see myself out

You should get more rest after giving birth

I'll do that after I draft up the contract

Have a nice game

Alright

- Go get the elevator. - Right...

Mr. Cheung, your coffee

Oh yes! Thanks. Bye!

We did it

Yes!

That should shut those bastards up

That's right!

He likes you

By the way,

remind me to get the milk for my son

What milk?

My breast milk

I pumped it before the meeting

I only have milk in the morning

I need that to feed my son tonight

Where did you put it?

In the fridge in the pantry

I wrote my name on it

Make sure I don't forget

Where can I find low fat milk?

In the fridge

I'm Luna Fu around the office

Luna Fu?

Fuck!

"Bitch! Help!" Her husband is unemployed

She's making mortgage payments by herself

If the client knew what was in his coffee,

she's likely to lose the deal

and even if she didn't,

her boss is a lunatic and will fire her just the same

That's why she called me

We must do everything possible

to get her a bottle of breast milk before 6 p.m.

Why come to me?

You think I have it?

Wait...

come to think of it,

if you didn't steal my boyfriend,

Andy and I could have been married

and I could have been breast feeding my child

Will you stop bringing that up?

She really needs our help

Where can I find a bottle of breast milk?

You're a cop

You know people from both sides of the law

You'll find a way

The people I know

won't have a bottle of milk

I can't talk to you

I must get back to my team

Hey!

What's between us should stay that way

She saved your ass

You want to see her fry?

When did she save me?

In the elevator

That time you ran into your Prince Charming

What?

Are you alright?

Maybe the raw oysters I ate don't like me

Your Prince Charming!

Really?

He)'

Sweetie! We meet again

Yay

Hang in there

What's that stench?

Sorry, it's me...Must be something I ate...

Take care!

It's OK!

- Sorry... - Are you OK?

I'm OK! Just need to go home and wee wee

You call that saving my ass?

I can still smell that stench now

We agreed the Bitches are "one for all and all for one"

You'll let her sink and swim on her own because of us?

Who else did you contact?

You're the first

What about Rosalin Boobs?

She didn't pick up

Maybe she blocked my calls

You still follow that tramp's IG?

She's signing autographs over there. Go find her

Having big boobs doesn't mean she has milk

She can help

I have to get back to my beat

Hey! I really don't know why he had my Wi-Fi login

Rosalin, they say when you have a new book coming out,

you often use your looks and body to attract male readers

What do you think?

I have repeatedly told the publisher

not to use my picture on the front cover

You know we're on a small budget

They said they can't afford a designer,

so they recycled my picture

What about your outfit?

We also have a small budget for my wardrobe

Sometimes I can barely pay for the fabric

My readers are from different demographic groups

The ratio of men and women is 50/50

What kind of story is your new book

"To Love or to Shag Someone"?

Can you share that with your half and half fans?

Of course!

"To Love or to Shag Someone"

covers different stages of love

When we meet someone we like

when we were young,

we'd secretly "love" someone

When you become sexually indulgent as a grown up,

and you meet a suitable sex partner

you'd love to shag them

But when the dust settles,

you'd want

a longer commitment

Or even after you broke up,

you'd miss your ex

That's when you love "the last one"

I believe your fans are quite curious

about your current love life

Right now, I'm at peace

The someone I love is me and me only

Ladies and gentlemen, Rosalin Lin, a true hipster writer

Let's see what your fans want to ask you

Anyone?

It's a lady. What would you like to ask Rosalin?

I have a question for the hipster writer

You really enjoy by yourself?

Or because you wrote about your friends in your books,

you pissed them off and they cut you off,

and now you're all by your lonesome?

Writing about your friends

is a way to promote environmental protection

Like restaurants using local produce

Not every part of this book is about my friends

For example the part about a ghost

who fell in love with a guy and possessed him

That's a way of loving someone

That couldn't possibly be about my friends, right?

Go live!

I will!

June really needs your help

I want to help June too

But if you expect me to talk to that bitch,

not in your life!

Do it yourself

Rosalin!

Yes?

I love watching you go live

Me and my Mom really love you

You're the best!

Can I take a picture with you?

Of course!

I want you in that pose

OK!

Auntie, can you...

Thank you

Thank you

Don't forget to watch me go live

I won't

Bye!

Bye!

There's no fucking way I'm going to that bitch!

Impossible

Yes?

Can we have your autograph?

Sure!

How many do you have?

This is my third

Spoke to Rosalin

She refused to talk to Minibus

Figures!

Leave Minibus to me

Go find Boris and Frank

Fine

Let's go this way

Yes, madam!

Hey!

You used to get along with Minibus

You were gonna sign with Emperor

What happened?

Don't ask me

That bitch won't get off my case. You knew that

Right...she has a gutter mouth...

Her criticisms were always personal

Remember hotpot last Christmas at your place?

Cuttlefish balls are really chewy

Try one

Not as bouncy as her boobs

They're always on the front cover

Those geeks rushed over to the Book Fair to buy a copy,

thinking they were buying a photo album,

only to find out it was full of words

Typos and misspelled words no less

An illiterate writing books

How could I forget? I was there

But that time was self-defense

You picked the fight

I did?

I want a raw egg

You want an egg?

Hi!

Hello! Welcome

I thought you're bringing seafood

Where's the seafood?

I was in a hurry, I forgot

The driver had to wait till the minibus is full

Sorry. I'm late

I'm sorry

How appropriate...

Minibus riding a minibus

What Minibus?

You didn't know?

Haven't your heard?

Her new name on the internet is "Minibus"

Why?

Because she's strutting down the streets in a miniskirt,

like a minibus

waiting for people to hop on

Cuttlefish balls are really good

Try one

I was just repeating what people said

I was OK with you guys calling me Rosalin Boobs

It's not my fault the netizens gave her a nickname

The bitch

and I were in a band

she always used me as her background when we go live

"Why leave when you're in love, but it's stupid to stay"

"Why bear the pain of love?"

"if I say let go, don't hold my hand"

"Set me free"

"Memory is sufficient"

You know what that bitch did?

She purposely found a sponsor,

who gave us nothing but turtlenecks

and forced me to wear them

Hell, use pads if you're flat like a board

Why force me to wear turtlenecks?

Is she a bitch or what?

Alright...

She scowls at us

But bats her eyes at the big bosses

She treats them like a human ATM

and tells them...

"you're awesome!"

She bribes people to give her likes

She's so full of chicken shit

She thinks anyone who's prettier has had plastic surgery

She had it but didn't help her career at all

So sad!

Hey!

The whole town knows you hate her guts

What brings you here, bitch?

What are you doing?

Are you blind?

This is a BDSM class

Hold on...

loop the rope around in the back,

do a cross knot, yes...

When it's even on both sides, loop it back...yes!

Hey, you must do better than the pupils

You're here by yourself?

Not exactly...

The nerve of you to show up!

Planning to put me in your book again?

Get off her case

You're not the only one. She wrote about us all

I'm sorry

A leopard can't change its spots

That's your excuse?

Let's not talk about that now

We have a bigger problem

Like what?

Fuck!

Oh my god!

What can we do?

That's why May sent me here

Let's see how we can help June

But I'm in the middle of a class

Your friend is in trouble

That's more important

S&M can wait

Exactly! We can practice drip wax

Untie me so we can get going

Damn! It's a dead knot!

Are you shitting me?

Get me a pair of scissors

Hey, be careful!

They're on their way. I just spoke to them

Forget it. I'm not going in

Hey!

Do this for me, OK?

Listen,

if she calls me Minibus again, I'm leaving

OK...

The bitch...

Because she's still getting likes on IG,

that bitch badmouthed me in her songs

It's bad taste to fight with a bitch like her

You think so too?

IG is for illiterates. FB is for cultured folks

Yo! Right on!

They should be here by now

Because she has over 200K followers on FB,

she goes live and picks on me

Just ignore her. Who uses FB these days?

You have more followers on IG

You think IG is more important?

Of course!

FB is for fossils. Let's go

- Hey! - You came...

Sit down...

- Let's put the tables together - Ok

Hey...making yourselves at home? Leave my tables alone

Having a party?

How many of you?

Eight!

No, just seven

What? Eva can't make it?

She's teaching

Teaching is good

Teach the kids when they're young

Or they'll have no manners like you,

moving things around without asking

Where should we sit?

I'm working on it

Take the booths

Four over here, three over there

Or three over here, four over there

Suit yourselves

Better get a booth

Looks like you'll be here long

How fitting! Minibus riding a minibus

You're not helping me with that?

Get it yourself

Who asked you to come early?

You ordered a drink and sat for 2 hours

Why should I help you?

Are you sick? I'm busy

- Sicko... - What happen?

- Exactly! - The nerve of you

Put that over there

- Invite him to play S&M next time. - Go ahead.

I don't like finger taste.

What time will your Boss leave?

Usually around 6

But after she had the baby,

not sure if she'll leave early to feed him

Let's play it safe

We must find the milk before 5 o'clock

That's easier said than done. How?

I heard people who are into SM,

are quite hooked on role play

They're willing to pay for breast milk so they can play baby

You know anyone?

My clients don't do breast milk

Let's go online and search for breast milk

Search for private milk!

Private milk

Did you check Taobao?

Even Taobao can't make it

Hey, Genius,

it's breast milk, not beast milk

Just ask if you can't spell

Listen,

just because we're on your turf,

doesn't mean minibus is king

See? You heard her!

- I'm sure she didn't mean it - Sit down!

You're not the reason we're here today

Settle your differences somewhere else

May hates me but she's willing to help

If June were not in trouble,

when was the last time we sat in the same room?

And you! You always go to June for help

Did she ever say no?

She's in deep shit today

Don't we owe it to her to help her out?

Stop your petty bickering!

Exactly! June is up shit creek today

Remember your dog got sick when you were out of town?

Who took the dog to the vet?

And you! Who was your guarantor,

when you needed a bank loan?

And you!

Remember when your Dad visited you...

and you needed someone to be your chick

Who dropped everything at work,

and took him to Lau Fau Shan for seafood?

And you didn't even show up!

Sorry, Madam!

Today, June is in trouble

We must help her no matter what

I'm really grateful, you guys!

Time is running out

Where can we find the milk?

Hey, I'm sorry!

Is it really good?

That's what I heard

Really? Let me see...

I'll try this

Waiter! Take order

Coming!

Pineapple butter, iced lemon tea, little sugar...

Fuck! Are you local?

Speak English

Pineapple butter...

Iced lemon tea...

Little sugar...

Speak English!

I...I am talking English...now

God help me!

Speak English!

Set A, B, C or D?

Which set?

Set B

Set B, Right?

Took you long enough

You two are just browsing?

Order now

Set A

And you?

Set C

Set C, Right?

As simple as ABC

Don't drink that! It's for rinsing

Sets A, B and C

Let's pan him online

What did you say?

I said...I'll recommend you online

Good!

Send someone who can speak English

OK...

ABC...I'll give you a hand

Who recommended this place?

It's a shelter

Openrice

Openrice? I'll pan it on Openrice

This fat guy is a cocky SOB

No...

he's right

Don't make it so complicated

The 8 of us should be like this menu

We split up

Set A, you two go find Eva at the kindergarten

You might find a sucking child out there

Set B, the three of you

check online for private milk for sale

What about me?

Set C, go back to the office and stall your Boss

What about you?

Set D,

I get back on my beat. Call me if you need me

Let's go!

What's wrong?

That bitch is such a jinx

I get sick every time I see her

Even if I spot her picture online,

I'd get sick for 2 days

You must be sworn enemies from a previous life

It's just up ahead. Hurry up

Class,

I have a question for you

Watch the blackboard,

we have 7 kids,

but only 3 apples

and a knife

How can we cut 4 times

and share the apples evenly?

Can you answer me?

Give them the whole apple

The whole apple?

Why are you here?

Can we have a word outside?

I'm in the middle of a class

This won't take long

Get out! We're in a class

Get out...

Followed?

Cut them up?

What did you say?

Make 4 cuts?

Make 4 cuts? That should do it

Hey!

Come out first. It's urgent

What's wrong?

Stomach ache

Keep talking

Where's the toilet?

Turn right up ahead, one floor down

I'll find it

What's the matter with her?

She has to take a dump. Come over here

What kind of shithole is this?

I found this place online

They sell breast milk to men

You know how much men want to try it

That's sick!

Sick? Japanese eat young girl's shit

Handroll or sashimi?

With or without wasabi?

Over here!

What? This is a clothing store

It's my cover, Missy!

Are you Keung?

Szeto Nai-keung to those who don't know me. Move!

Is this a sting operation?

No. We want to role play as parents bottle feeding breast milk

I play the Mom

You?

I'm the Dad

Oh!

I'm the baby

I want milk

You're so cute

There's actually a market for breast milk?

We call it private milk

Go away!

Are you shitting me?

What are you doing in here?

You're in the men's room

Anything is possible in this world

That's what we called

the law of supply and demand

1800

It was $1,200 on the website

I'm hard on cash and things are tense

You want it or not?

$1,800?

Hold on...

this is a fake!

Says who?

All my clients come back for more

Szeto Nai-keung is not your real name

You're Taobao Keung, right?

Taobao Keung? You know him?

You used to sell on Taobao?

He looked familiar when I walked in

He had a shop across the street from mine,

selling fragrant underwear worn by schoolgirls

But 9 out of 10 were fakes

That's why we call him Taobao Keung

People get ringworms from wearing what he sold

Those were not underwear from schoolgirls

He wore them himself

Some even had ringworms on their tongues

Hey! I told them to smell,

but they chose to lick

It's not my fault they didn't listen

Let's go. It's fake milk

I don't care what you say about me

But...the milk is genuine

Really? Why don't you try it?

Alright...you win. It's fake

I added a little condensed milk to ordinary milk

If you can,

perfect anything you do, it becomes art

Look the other way. Don't look at me

Can you fetch me some toilet paper, kid?

More, please

A little bit more?

But it's not eco-friendly

Just this time. Can you get me one as tall as you?

Thank you

Kid!

Come here, kid!

It's not flushing?

Ours are usually not so big

What can we do?

Why don't we try to chop it

ls there a column-like object?

Nobody can tell after we clean up

This is for you

Nobody can tell after we clean up

Supply is really tight lately

We have no supply from the milk head

Milk head?

The source

What were you thinking?

Why don't you tell us

where you got your goods?

What can I say?

Alright...A doula stole it

Give me the contact

We need a bottle today

Why?

Or we'll charge you for access to milk head with criminal intent

Here, take it. But I don't know

if she has anything to sell. I make no guarantees

- Don't take it with you! - Let's go

Give it back...

This voice doesn't work?

Oh my God!

That's why we're here

Why me? I don't have any

Hey, this is a kindergarten

There must be a sucking child around

Someone might have a bottle of breast milk

Not in my class

Maybe they have one next door

Who?

Fai

He might have it. Ask him

But he's a bit weird

Let's go

Fai-fai, did you bring your milk bottle?

Really?

She wants to try breast milk

Can you let her try?

I never had it when I was a kid

Now I would love to try it

Can you help me find a bottle of milk?

What will you trade me?

Don't be so skimpy

What do you want, kid?

I want to hold the ball

Are you shitting me?

Think of the big picture

How old is he? This is outrageous!

I have nothing to do with this

I only work here. I'll pretend I didn't hear it

Make your own deal

Precisely because he's a kid. We should play fair

His hand is so tiny he can't grope you

It'll be like a mosquito bite

You're capable of saying anything

Do this for June

We have a deal

Just once

Come on! I'm ready

Go ahead

Don't be scared

I want...

Ball! I want that ball

Don't look at me. You thought so too

I'll take care of this

Give me the ball

See how hard she's trying?

- Give me the ball - No

You like this ball?

Fai, catch!

Bravo! You held the ball!

Where's the milk?

I don't have any

Fai doesn't have any

My Mom and his Mom are friends

His Mom makes his milk from powder

If you want breast milk, ask me

And what do you want?

500

$500? What for? How old are you?

I'm saving money to buy a flat

NOW?

At your age?

Do you own a flat?

See? That's because you didn't save up when you were little

Do you have $500?

Are you sure?

Look, if I was willing to let that kid grab my boobs

I'll give this one $500. It's for June

Here...$500

Where's the milk?

Wait here same time tomorrow

Tomorrow is too late

Even Taobao doesn't do same day delivery

Give me back my $500

Hey!

Where to?

Pentland Apartments in Sai Kung

OK!

Fasten your seat belts

You're so attentive

Wow, you're big

You train?

Sometimes

What's wrong with you two?

One in the front, the other in the back

He's in heat. He scrambles up front

You think he's training up to be a construction worker?

Nothing...

I was worried you have forgotten how to take me from behind

That's why I took the front seat so you can see my back

I can't see unless you pull off your pants now

OK...my bad for shooting off my mouth

Forget what I said

Driver, turn on the radio

Sure!

I'll help you

Can we go to the parenting website,

and ask those Moms for a bottle of milk?

I heard breastfeeding Moms

like to share with Moms who don't have enough milk

Where can we find a kid?

They don't know us. Without a kid,

why would anyone give you a bottle?

Stop banning my ideas

You have a better one?

Think about it

I have a live show at 3:15

My fans are waiting

We don't have to try so hard

You have tons of fans

Go live and get them to help us

But they don't have milk

The kid this morning gave me an idea

We'll swap milk for milk

Within the next 2 hours,

whoever can get us a bottle,

can squeeze your boobs once

There must be a die-hard geek out there,

who would steal from his sister

or mother. Let them think of a way

I don't think so

because my fans

love my writing, not my body

Hello, everyone!

Rosalin needs a bottle of breast milk in 2 hours

If anyone out there can help me find one,

I'll let you

touch my boobs

Gently, of course

If you have it, text me

Now I know they like my boobs after all

You're the only one who didn't know

It's a blessing to be fantasized by all

so many

You just broke a new record

You saved the day for June!

We swap a bottle for a squeeze

We need human breast milk

To be precise, it's Vitasoy brought by a human being

You should be a standup comedian

Out!

...Breast milk!

It stinks. Don't tell me that's human breast milk

Drink that...

...and you'll have a baby

and you'll have milk

Thanks a lot. Save it for your Mom

Hey!

Hi, I have no milk of any kind

I'm just passing by, thought I'd give it a shot

We can shake on it or squeeze your boobs and be friends.

That applies to you too Come on!

Hey...

All of you here to buy a bottle of milk?

No, do you have it?

Yes! Fork over the money. $2,000

$2,000?

That's not the price online, lady

We're short on supply. I'm risking my life

If I get caught, I'll lose my job

Take it or leave it

Why didn't you give it to Keung?

The goods are hard to steal. Here...

The mother is sleeping upstairs

I sent the chauffeur and the maid to the market

You have 30 minutes

There are plenty of cameras around

Make sure you wear a mask

If you got caught, you'll get me in trouble

Hey, aren't we buying from you?

Why do we have to steal it?

I told you I'm risking my life for this

If it was that easy, I'd do it myself

I won't need you, right?

Yes or no?

You have 30 minutes. Be careful!

I'm here to buy milk

I didn't sign up for burglary

Where can we find a mask?

I had...met a guy. He's a fireman in Sai Kung

So?

You are...

Call me Ho. I don't know why either

You needed a bottle and...

I got you one

I don't want anything in return

I don't want these assholes to insult or profane you

You don't deserve that

Your voice sounds familiar. Have we met?

I don't know. There's only one girl for me

Haruki Murakami is right about meeting that perfect girl

I just met mine. I don't want anything

Because...

The river understands its responsibility to the flower

Its duty is to escort the flower

If the journey is a happy one, life has no regret

Water drops evaporate to become clouds in the sky

Petals flow downstream and take root in the soil

My destiny is sealed

You're wet...I mean your eyes

Tell May we found a bottle

Go ahead, I'll let you get wet

Some guy got us a bottle

Somehow he looks awfully familiar

I just sent you his picture. You know him?

Ho?

He's a punk

I just questioned him this morning

Better have someone double check the bottle

Thanks a lot. Bye!

How is it?

So high?

My ass...

Watch out...

I really don't want to play with her

She's always discarding the wrong tile

It's no fun

It's difficult to play with her

Just like yesterday, it was obvious one player had a pure hand

How can she discard 7 Bamboos?

It's difficult to play with her

"Try to lure her away"

"Me?"

"Distract her any way you can"

"How can I do it?"

But we must quit before my husband comes home

Of course

"Hurry up!"

OK...tomorrow at 1

Hey, wait!

There's a Smurf outside my door

What are you doing?

My name is Anyone

I'm from the Fire Services Department

I'm here to promote the message anyone can save a life

Let me show you a song

"Left hand, right hand, keep them straight on your chest."

"5 cm deep..."

"Press twice per second..."

Alright...get lost!

Go find someone else

5 cm is crucial

Because everyone's sternum is different

When you press down,

the feeling is different for everyone

Shall I do another demonstration?

Since when did firemen become lechers?

Don't pick on firemen

Anyone can be a lecher

Get lost. Do your gig next door

Please give me another chance

They like this sort of thing

Go next door

WTF! Why did you shut the door?

- We should pick up after ourselves - Why?

I ran into it!

Fuck! Soy milk!

Where's the accessible toilet?

Outside, turn left

No. Let's go to your place

Open up!

After the gentlest resonance

Call me

I better run

There's really no cure for stupidity

He's different

Other people just want to grab my boobs

He's serious about me

Seriously, it's soy milk

How did you know?

He's genuinely serious about me

Of course he is

He headed straight for the accessible toilet

I'm saying it's a bottle of soy milk

What?

Why did you hand it to me?

You should say something

Don't reach out your hand if you didn't know better

Your hands are weak from jerking off

There's really no need to bring that up

Which one of your eyes saw me do that?

Eye A, B and C

- Eye C? When? - See all

Don't bother to deny it

- When? - Don't quarrel

Last time we went to Phuket

You can't fool me

We hadn't had a nice fuck for so long

I thought we could do that in Phuket

But you'd rather jerk off than touch me

Show me your wallet

Let's see whose picture you're jerking off at

Don't do this

Please don't go!

Please don't go!

Don't do this. Please don't go!

Why?

You were looking at my picture

Why didn't you tell me?

I've had enough of you!

Why did you train so hard?

I like you better when you were pudgy

You were the No. 1 cuddly bear

Look at those abs. You're now the Incredible Hulk

I jerk off thinking about the chubby you

Tell me...you train so hard...

because you found someone else?

I had a body check last year

The doctor said I have fatty liver disease,

hyperglycemia, hyperlipidemia and hypertension

If I don't lose weight, it's a good chance. I will die

You know?

Fucking die, man

What do you want me to do?

If something happens to me,

who's gonna take care of you?

This is Hong Kong, darling

We can't get married

I have to lose weight,

you think I like to go to the fucking gym?

And beat myself up?

And eat that fucking tasteless steamed white chicken?

Braised pork belly was my favorite fucking dish!

Why didn't you tell me?

You didn't tell me you like me fat either

What's the use of telling you about my poor health?

You can't help me

We're a couple

I don't want you to worry

Sorry...

Sorry!

"Its great everything is out in the open."

"Hold that thought. Don't get horny."

"We still don't have the bottle of milk."

"Save your roll in the sack for tonight."

"Where can we get a bottle of breast milk?"

"Where? Give me milk! Give me milk!"

"Don't listen to me sing. Go find the milk. Go!"

Let's get back to business

On my way out,

I saw a breastfeeding room in the mall

That's where we can find breast milk

Let's steal a bottle from there

Let's call them

"Go! 'Let's go!

Fuck! Everything is fake

Just like your book

You love someone,

he loves to shag someone

Boris called

He has a plan

Let's go find him

Can you keep this to yourself?

Fix your hair. That's a dead giveaway

Well?

We had this all figured out

We'll pose as members of the Rainbow Breast Milk Club,

soliciting breast milk

for gay couples to feed their adopted child

"No" Milk Club?

Only people have no milk like you could come up with that

It's "mo" as in "mother"

Not "mo" as in "no", genius!

I'm sure it's the same word to you

Only an illiterate like you would come up with that

Stop it!

Where is it? Hurry up!

"Donate your drop of love Quell the hunger"

"Rainbow Breast Milk Club"

"Your love is breast milk Breast milk is love"

Hurry UP!

More to the center

You set up a booth already?

Of course! When a friend is in need,

I'd chip in money

and/or my ex

I have 2 exes in production

I should go Bye!

Bye!

Call me, darling

Sure!

He has enough exes to make the next "X-Men"

You are so naughty

Don't be sarcastic

Hey...told you to save that for tonight

Sorry, I can't help it

There are plenty of breastfeeding rooms in this mall

Let's find someone to donate a bottle

We have such team spirit

Yes!

The hole is too small

I can get it in, darling

Thanks!

Yes, I'm in

Done!

Give out the flyers...

Go...

The bottle is pink

Can you help us out?

Hi, please take one. Take a flyer.

We're from the Rainbow Breast Milk Club

We're a non-profit charity organization

Our nipples produce no milk

But we have kids too

Some kids never get to taste breast milk

They need our care and concern

Well, Life is like a rainbow, breast milk is running low

A drop of life

Do you have breast milk?

Please take one

Read this

You should have plenty of milk

Sorry, I don't breastfeed

I'll check with a friend. Thank you

Do you have milk?

Nothing Time is running out

Nothing

Sorry...

Excuse me. Are you the Pink Lin?

Pink Ladies!

Right...sorry! Pink Ladies, right?

It's them. They're the Pink Ladies!

Long time no see!

We used to listen to you sing all the time

We are huge fans!

Why are you giving out flyers?

Miss,

the Pink Ladies

are the spokespersons for the Rainbow Breast Milk Club

They're actually lesbians...

Oh...

I didn't expect to see them here

I'm so excited. I haven't heard you sing for so long

Why don't you sing together anymore?

She was sleeping around

and I dumped her

You're back together now?

She begged me to take her back when she couldn't pick anyone up

When will you sing again?

Oh, didn't you know?

They're the spokespersons of this event

and wrote a theme song for us

Can you sing for us?

I'd love to hear it

Sure I love to sing

Give her a beat

"Love tore us apart and brought us back together"

"I realize you're most precious after the pain"

"Love keeps us together"

"I'd give anything to see you happy"

"Just like Moms will do anything for their babies"

"Ready to breastfeed them anytime, anywhere"

"Your breast milk is the greatest love for the baby"

"Let us share your love"

Calling, something fishy near breastfeeding room

That's all I have I hope it's enough

We welcome any donation

I thank you on behalf of all the gays and lesbians in Hong Kong

Thank you

But there's a slight problem

What is it?

I had spicy hotpot last night

The milk might be a bit spicy

We'll take what we get

No problem. Thank you for your contribution

I hope it's helpful

Goodbye

- Goodbye - I hope it's helpful

- Goodbye - You are the best.

Is it still warm?

Fresh and warm. Perfect!

Why so many security guards?

Who's stealing milk on my turf?

- Stay away from me! - What to do?

Stay away from me!

Move!

Hell?"...

You go here, the others follow me.

Don't run!

Let's go!

Get out!

Mind the wet floor!

Give me back!

My kind of guy!

Thanks!

Pass through here

Stay back or I'll drop it

Go ahead. You wouldn't dare!

Don't dare me!

Throw it!

The third floor

Come back...

Watch me...

Fail

Try again!

What? Even Transformers will run out of battery

Go!

Quick!

Go!

You have the milk? Let's go, hurry!

Be quick! They are after us

What's this?

Don't ask

We got it. Where's your Boss' bottle?

Hold on...

Yours looks different

The mother had spicy hotpot last night

That's just chili oil

Just skim it like we do in hotpot

That's not very nice

What if the kid gets sick?

A little spice is good for him

It'll be like enema. It's healthier

Enema? He's only a few months old

There's no time. Let's talk inside

No! Come here...

Where did she put it?

In the fridge in the pantry

Let's not do the swap

I'll just tell her the truth

You said it yourself

She has Postpartum Depression

and is looney all the time

If she knew you gave her son's bottle to someone else,

she'll fire you

Maybe not

I helped her secure a big client today

She was thrilled

and Mr. Cheung praised me

Maybe honesty is the best policy

What if it's not?

You'll have to move

You know damn well

your husband is out of work. What then?

The mother gave the same milk to her son

It'll be OK

What if the kid...

No more what ifs

Stick this in the fridge in the pantry

The bitches, because of this bottle,

got back together

Do you wish to tell everyone

what we did today

was a complete waste of time?

But I've been thinking...

Project-wise,

what's the point of this exercise?

The kid won't get his Mom's milk tonight

The fact that we got back together

and even if I got canned,

these are the side effects

It's a separate matter

I need to tell the Boss

Don't be stupid. You'll get fired

To sacrifice a kid to save my own neck

crosses the line

Maybe he'll be fine in the end

But Mrs. Cha looks out for me,

I can't do this to her

ls your Boss tall and skinny?

Yes?

She took the bottle already

Calm down. Take it easy

Who messed with my bottle?

Which one of you did it?

Fess up!

It's warm and sour

I'm sorry, Mrs. Cha!

Actually I...

I'm sorry

My phone died earlier this afternoon

I pulled a plug to charge my phone

I realized later it was the plug for the fridge

I plugged it back in right away

You are fired!

I told you not to call me Mrs. Cha in the office

Yes, Luna

Tell HR to hire someone else tomorrow

Yes

I'm going home to babysit

Pour that away

June...

I think I'm too stupid

for this job

Thanks for looking after me over the last weeks

I should thank you instead

Thank you!

I thank you on behalf of the bitches

That bitch Rosalin Boobs

is at it again

She put everything

in her book again

But of course,

she left out the part in the toilet

As usual, she paraded her looks and body

The book is still full of typos and misspelled words

But the geeks love her just the same

Because they're only after her cleavage

Minibus and I finally made up

But we did not regroup the Pink Ladies

She only needs a brainless chick

with bouncing boobs to stand behind her

That's not a role for me

But someone I know is perfect for the job

She's unemployed

and I introduced them

They formed a group

and call themselves the PinkLin

Boris and I made a deal

Braised pork belly once a week

After that, we go to the gym together

If we're not dead after the gym

we'll get naughty

I'm not angry with Isabel anymore

Why lose a friend over an asshole?

But something is still eating me

If Isabel told me the truth,

why did Andy's phone log onto her Wi-Fi?

Sweetie!

Sweetie?

Sweetie, why did they call you Sweetie?

Right, Sweetie

Busy eating shrimp chips?

Get over here

Andy Leung!

Madam, do you need help?

No

I'm interrogating a molester

We'll move on

Police business

Andy Leung,

I just have one question for you

When did you shag Isabel?

After we broke up

Come on

We dated for so long,

I threw away all my high heels for you

Just admit it

Be a man

Before the Christmas hotpot,

when were you in her flat?

I was never there

How many times do I have to tell you?

But your phone has her Wi-Fi password

Your phone logged onto her Wi-Fi

No, your phone logged onto her Wi-Fi

What?

I borrowed your phone that day

It was already logged onto her Wi-Fi

Remember I left my phone in a taxi?

You told me not to waste money on a new phone

You let me use your old phone

That was your phone

You mean...

the phone you lent me

was actually my old phone?

Yes!

So I was wrong about you...

It's not your fault

Actually, baby...

Touch me again and I'll charge you with assault of a Police officer

Sweetie, who are they?

My exes

Your exes are old enough to be my aunt

That's because your Sweetie sleeps around

Take care of yourself, Sweetie

Stay healthy, and be good to her

Have you recovered from candidiasis?

Remember your next doctor's appointment and put on the ointment

How come?

You didn't tell her why we call you Sweetie?

From candidiasis. See? "Candy" is sweet

You believe them?

Those bitches are taking you for a ride

You should know better

Finish the shrimp chips at least.

It's a crime to waste food

"I count you as a friend for a second"

"I count you as a friend for life"

"Pity that there's no going back"

"I still miss the days gone by"

Without June's crisis,

we wouldn't have gotten back together

The "bitches" chat group on WhatsApp

would have stayed at the bottom of the page

Friends who had a falling out is not the worst

Drifting apart for no reason

is what leaves people at a loss

Everyone has a ruler deep down,

and they tend to make judgements

You assume people betray you;

that you have the right to repackage and sell someone else's privacy

that LF means low fat;

or jerking off means thinking of someone else

Based on these judgements,

we decide to do one thing,

or not to do it

To get mad at someone;

or swallow the apology you're about to make;

or choose not to send a certain emoji

It's easy to say "I love you",

but impossible to ask

"why are you mad at me?"

There are many sides to every situation

We have all heard that recording from the internet,

about a woman screaming at a man

"I really must congratulate you"

Everyone interprets it differently

Some sensed jealousy

Some felt anger

But what I heard

is love

You'll only be angry with

someone you love

In this day and age,

if you're still capable of loving someone,

I really must congratulate you

"if you ask me, I have no excuses"

"to hide from you. We don't hold a grudge"

"How come old friends can't stay friends in the end?"

"Can't tell if you're friend or foe"

"I can't read you anymore"

"As time goes on"

"The stranger tomorrow is my best friend from yesterday"

"I knew after we part company, we have our lives to live"

"The weird thing is I accepted we'll go our separate ways"

"no one but you could make me cry like this"

"as bad as a couple splitting up"