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Let's go!
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How are you doing?
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This harness is really cutting
off circulation to my balls,
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so if someone could please
get me down, I'd appreciate...
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Whoa! [Horn honks]
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Oh! Get me down! [Horn honks]
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Get me down!
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Get me a ladder or something!
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Put the ladder down!
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Wait, wait.
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What the [Horn honks] is this show?
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Oh, yeah.
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The old pie in the face gag.
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Ultimate humiliation.
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The suit's kind of doing that already.
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Ohhh, no.
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Ha ha.
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What'd he say?
I think he said "leech"...
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Oh, baby. There's leeches on your face.
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Then get them off! Take them off!
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- Me?
- Yeah.
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- Are you sure?
- Yes.
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Ooh.
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Alright. Humiliation endured, right?
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Stupid American family.
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People of Japan, listen to me, please.
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Our daughter has been
missing for over a year.
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- Her name's Delilah... What? What?
- Shh, shh, shh! No, no!
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You have to respect the game.
We have to earn time.
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I earned it by having
leeches on my face.
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Come on.
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Hey, I'm still harnessed here.
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Ah [Horn honks]
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Ah! [Horn honks]
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Oh, milk it!
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Oh, yes.
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Japanese cow schoolgirl power!
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Yeah, I think I finally
found something I'm good at.
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And I don't think
I'm allergic to cats anymore.
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- Yeah.
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Baby, I'm so sorry.
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Babe, this is what
we signed up for, okay?
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Ohh!
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God!
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Oh, my God.
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Why would you pick pots and pans?
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Because I thought I was
picking things to take home.
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Ohh, we have pots and pans.
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No, those are cast iron.
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We have the non-stick imitation kind.
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These are so much better.
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Before I do this,
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I want you to remember how much
interest I take in your hobbies.
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I know, baby, and that's why
I love you so much.
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Come on.
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That's a...
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Why would you choose a bowling ball?
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Because you love bowling.
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I always thought you wanted
to get your own ball.
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Oh, God.
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Please say the last thing is a pillow.
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But we have pillows.
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What is it?
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Okay, baby. It is gonna hurt real bad.
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What is it?
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It's a microwave.
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Why would you pick a microwave?!
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Because you know that little
nook in the kitchen
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right in the corner,
the one we have that sticks out,
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and this one will go perfectly
in that little area.
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The big one has worked
fine for 16 years!
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Well, obviously, we'll take the cash.
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Ow!
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Bucket's full.
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- Drink.
- Drink the milk.
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Come on. Drink the milk. Drink a lot!
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Oh, oh, the milk!
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It's so hot!
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I thought this came from a fake cow.
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Ugh.
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We really shouldn't
drink other species' milk.
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Unless after Bozosan's
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chocolate cake-flavor shrimp chips.
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Bozosan's chocolate-flavor
shrimp chips.
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Moo!
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- I'm done!
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Jared, talk about your sister!
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- What?
- Talk about your sister.
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Jared. Sister.
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What are you doing?
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Keep flossing, Jared-o.
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Stop flossing, Jared-o.
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Stop flossing and talk
about your [Horn honks] sister!
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I can't. Everyone loves it.
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Time's up!
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Let's go!
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I can't do it. I can't do it.
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I'm not gonna touch
another man's penis.
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Hai.
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Have you never touched a penis
you didn't want to?
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- No, never.
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Mom, please.
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It's just 12 penises.
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With Bozosan's
Bitcoin-flavored shrimp chips.
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Number one for tech nerds
and human traffickers.
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Welcome back to the show.
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Now for the most American
show host ever.
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Please welcome Johnny Meatballs.
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I'll go on first.
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Ha ha, Abbott and Costello.
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Mr. Baseball! Tom Selleck!
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I'm not understanding this game at all.
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You think I get it?
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I think he's gonna ask us questions.
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We answer truthfully.
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Uh...
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What?
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- 39.
- Don't cheat.
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I'm 39 years old.
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I don't know. It doesn't seem right.
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- Yes.
- Why would you say that?
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No lie.
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Okay, okay.
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American sweetheart Brittany Spears-u.
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Or American Big Mac cheeseburger.
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Ooh.
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Yeah. Americans eat more
than fish and rice. Cool.
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Britney Spears.
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- Me?
- Yes.
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Oh, uh, I don't... I don't...
I don't... what is...
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Pick a name for the dog.
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Bandit. No. I don't like that.
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I... Spot.
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No, hold on.
It's Band... Bandit was better.
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I want Bandit. Let's go with Bandit.
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Uh-oh.
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Did... Did we win?
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How much time did we win?
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Hold on. So the dog's name
was actually Spot,
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which means she lies.
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That is a lie.
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And also, don't you just have to
answer yes or no on polygraphs?
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- Isn't that how it works?
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Yes.
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She has. Yes, thank you
for bringing that up.
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- That's why we're here.
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- Great. Fantastic.
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- Awesome.
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Yeah?
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Wait. What?
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Uh...
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Geez, uh...
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Wasn't anybody's fault.
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How come I can't get an easy one
like name a [Horn honks] dog?
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- No. I... No.
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- What are you doing? Answer him.
- I don't want to.
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30 seconds? Come on. Let's go.
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The price is right. Let's go.
What's the big deal?
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Yes.
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Okay. Fine.
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- Fine. It's my fault.
- Yes.
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- Sure. Yeah.
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Out of the three of us, yeah. It's me.
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He lie! Lie! Lie! Lie! Lie! Ooh!
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Oh!
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I didn't lie. I didn't lie.
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Ow!
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So hold on. Does that mean...
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you think it was my fault?
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No.
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And I tell you once again...
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he lie.
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So obviously you think it's my fault.
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Oh, you don't think
it's his fault, do you?
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You're hooked up
to a lie detector right now.
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A lie detector needs to have
contact with your skin, okay?
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Most of these cords
aren't even plugged in,
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and even if they were...
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This thing thinks you're 39.
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Jared believes
his mother when she say she 39.
293
00:13:02,703 --> 00:13:04,395
Obviously, she's not 39.
294
00:13:04,429 --> 00:13:05,775
Okay. Okay.
295
00:13:05,810 --> 00:13:08,906
So I think there's a lot
of blame to go around.
296
00:13:08,907 --> 00:13:11,816
- But mostly on me.
- I... Maybe.
297
00:13:11,850 --> 00:13:13,277
No. Yes.
298
00:13:13,278 --> 00:13:14,348
I don't know. I don't know.
299
00:13:14,349 --> 00:13:16,752
All I know is that when I went away
300
00:13:16,786 --> 00:13:17,822
on a fishing trip in Alaska...
301
00:13:17,856 --> 00:13:20,618
He caught crabs.
302
00:13:20,652 --> 00:13:21,769
I caught hake. Oh.
303
00:13:21,770 --> 00:13:24,539
Okay? All I know is that
three days later,
304
00:13:24,540 --> 00:13:27,299
after I got back, my daughter was gone.
305
00:13:27,778 --> 00:13:29,308
So you do think it's my fault?
306
00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:30,509
- How is it my fault?
- I don't know.
307
00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:31,767
Maybe you not being there for us.
308
00:13:31,801 --> 00:13:33,665
I went away to provide for us.
309
00:13:33,700 --> 00:13:35,080
You abandoned us.
310
00:13:35,096 --> 00:13:36,109
For money.
311
00:13:36,171 --> 00:13:39,453
Classic American
capitalist destruction.
312
00:13:39,646 --> 00:13:42,649
They will rebound. Maybe!
313
00:13:46,885 --> 00:13:48,370
Whoo!
314
00:13:54,220 --> 00:13:57,793
Hey, hey, hey! Bad mother shrimp chips!
315
00:13:57,827 --> 00:14:00,175
Ooh, yeah! Bad mama!
316
00:14:00,209 --> 00:14:02,108
Ooh, yeah! Bad mama!
317
00:14:02,142 --> 00:14:03,730
Mmm, yummy.
318
00:14:09,064 --> 00:14:10,286
_
319
00:14:10,287 --> 00:14:11,925
_
320
00:14:12,892 --> 00:14:14,075
_
321
00:14:14,076 --> 00:14:15,893
_
322
00:14:15,907 --> 00:14:18,560
_
323
00:14:18,561 --> 00:14:19,590
Now...
324
00:14:19,837 --> 00:14:22,175
_
325
00:14:22,596 --> 00:14:25,298
_
326
00:14:25,299 --> 00:14:28,827
_
327
00:14:29,354 --> 00:14:30,919
_
328
00:14:31,248 --> 00:14:32,920
_
329
00:14:32,929 --> 00:14:35,927
_
330
00:14:36,118 --> 00:14:37,720
So I just get my feet bit by fish?
331
00:14:37,721 --> 00:14:38,969
_
332
00:14:39,283 --> 00:14:40,525
- Sweet.
- Why didn't I get that one?
333
00:14:40,839 --> 00:14:42,526
_
334
00:14:42,906 --> 00:14:44,161
I haven't chosen anything.
335
00:14:44,163 --> 00:14:45,583
_
336
00:14:45,618 --> 00:14:46,624
_
337
00:14:46,652 --> 00:14:47,942
_
338
00:14:48,775 --> 00:14:50,621
- Enjoy your box.
- Thanks.
339
00:14:50,622 --> 00:14:51,800
_
340
00:14:51,802 --> 00:14:52,881
_
341
00:14:52,882 --> 00:14:53,917
Yeah?
342
00:14:53,918 --> 00:14:55,918
_
343
00:14:58,038 --> 00:14:59,281
That's it? Sure.
344
00:14:59,308 --> 00:15:01,178
- Fine. I can sing.
- Yeah.
345
00:15:01,179 --> 00:15:04,978
_
346
00:15:05,034 --> 00:15:06,134
Of course. Everybody can do that.
347
00:15:06,136 --> 00:15:07,553
Classic American standard.
348
00:15:07,645 --> 00:15:09,095
Of course, but...
349
00:15:09,096 --> 00:15:10,108
_
350
00:15:10,109 --> 00:15:13,475
_
351
00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:16,250
What?
352
00:15:16,362 --> 00:15:17,984
I think I lost something
in the translation.
353
00:15:17,985 --> 00:15:19,287
_
354
00:15:19,288 --> 00:15:21,396
- You're talking about a hand job?!
- _
355
00:15:21,497 --> 00:15:23,223
No. Absolutely not. No.
356
00:15:23,258 --> 00:15:24,600
_
357
00:15:24,601 --> 00:15:26,601
_
358
00:15:26,813 --> 00:15:28,188
Yes, I would, but...
359
00:15:28,445 --> 00:15:30,171
not on national television.
360
00:15:31,348 --> 00:15:34,473
_
361
00:15:34,786 --> 00:15:35,914
- No.
- Nothing to be seen.
362
00:15:35,915 --> 00:15:38,596
I don't care if...
my son is right there.
363
00:15:39,097 --> 00:15:40,597
_
364
00:15:43,312 --> 00:15:44,727
Nope. Not gonna do it.
365
00:15:44,762 --> 00:15:47,364
Absolutely not. Nope. No.
366
00:15:48,512 --> 00:15:50,853
I know my wife, and she's not
gonna go along with this.
367
00:15:51,099 --> 00:15:52,558
_
368
00:15:52,559 --> 00:15:54,274
_
369
00:15:54,275 --> 00:15:56,275
_
370
00:15:56,276 --> 00:15:59,829
_
371
00:15:59,915 --> 00:16:01,917
Ha ha, well, joke's on you, pal,
372
00:16:01,951 --> 00:16:03,953
'cause I've trained
for this my whole life.
373
00:16:03,988 --> 00:16:06,971
There is no way I...
Why are you using lube?
374
00:16:08,607 --> 00:16:10,607
_
375
00:16:11,007 --> 00:16:13,007
_
376
00:16:16,161 --> 00:16:17,793
_
377
00:16:17,795 --> 00:16:18,969
Please.
378
00:16:19,900 --> 00:16:21,820
Almost heaven
379
00:16:21,821 --> 00:16:22,986
_
380
00:16:23,030 --> 00:16:24,692
West Virginia
381
00:16:24,694 --> 00:16:27,490
[Horn honks] Blue Ridge Mountains
382
00:16:27,839 --> 00:16:30,359
Shenandoah River
383
00:16:30,394 --> 00:16:31,774
Slow down.
384
00:16:31,809 --> 00:16:35,709
Life is old there, older than the trees
385
00:16:35,744 --> 00:16:37,125
Baby, seriously.
386
00:16:37,126 --> 00:16:39,610
Younger than the
387
00:16:39,644 --> 00:16:41,612
Blowing like a breeze
388
00:16:41,646 --> 00:16:43,863
Country roads Country roads
389
00:16:43,864 --> 00:16:46,226
Don't use your fingers now
390
00:16:46,227 --> 00:16:47,618
Come on. Come on!
391
00:16:47,652 --> 00:16:48,895
To the place...
392
00:16:48,929 --> 00:16:50,655
Not fingers. What are you doing?!
393
00:16:50,690 --> 00:16:52,278
I belong
394
00:16:52,280 --> 00:16:53,280
Oh, my God. Now?
395
00:16:58,905 --> 00:17:00,527
Take me home
396
00:17:00,562 --> 00:17:01,908
No, no.
397
00:17:01,942 --> 00:17:03,530
Country ro... [Horn honks]
398
00:17:03,565 --> 00:17:05,463
[Horn honks]
399
00:17:05,498 --> 00:17:08,708
Oh [Horn honks] me.
400
00:17:08,742 --> 00:17:11,607
Yay!
401
00:17:11,642 --> 00:17:12,781
It's everywhere.
402
00:17:14,552 --> 00:17:16,623
Ohh, why would you do that?
403
00:17:17,646 --> 00:17:21,615
Why would you make me do that
on national television?
404
00:17:24,228 --> 00:17:25,757
_
405
00:17:25,759 --> 00:17:27,657
- It's not okay.
- _
406
00:17:27,658 --> 00:17:28,793
So much shame.
407
00:17:28,991 --> 00:17:30,353
_
408
00:17:30,355 --> 00:17:31,977
Babe, you enjoyed!
409
00:17:37,737 --> 00:17:39,083
Who's in the box?
410
00:17:39,117 --> 00:17:40,326
Who's in the box?
411
00:17:41,465 --> 00:17:42,465
Who's in the box?!
412
00:17:42,466 --> 00:17:45,682
_
413
00:17:46,579 --> 00:17:47,683
_
414
00:17:47,684 --> 00:17:49,684
_
415
00:17:56,304 --> 00:17:57,747
_
416
00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:02,272
_
417
00:18:02,686 --> 00:18:04,686
_
418
00:18:05,101 --> 00:18:06,693
_
419
00:18:06,694 --> 00:18:08,001
_
420
00:18:08,002 --> 00:18:10,002
_
421
00:18:12,634 --> 00:18:14,567
Nate, Nate. What are you doing? Talk!
422
00:18:18,847 --> 00:18:20,469
You have to...
423
00:18:20,504 --> 00:18:22,920
Nate!
424
00:18:26,510 --> 00:18:28,118
Speak!
425
00:18:29,616 --> 00:18:32,289
I... you got...
426
00:18:33,137 --> 00:18:34,897
Aaaaah!
427
00:18:34,932 --> 00:18:37,072
Say things about your daughter!
428
00:18:38,146 --> 00:18:40,146
_
429
00:18:41,824 --> 00:18:43,824
_
430
00:18:43,825 --> 00:18:46,952
_
431
00:18:47,753 --> 00:18:49,753
_
432
00:18:49,754 --> 00:18:51,754
_
433
00:19:05,439 --> 00:19:07,993
So Japan is all you remember
from the past year?
434
00:19:08,027 --> 00:19:10,271
21 minutes out of an entire year?
435
00:19:10,306 --> 00:19:12,687
No. I remember waiting at consulates
436
00:19:12,722 --> 00:19:14,379
and embassies waiting
for phones to ring,
437
00:19:14,413 --> 00:19:16,638
but the game show
really was the highlight.
438
00:19:16,857 --> 00:19:19,044
I can't believe you guys
traveled the world without me.
439
00:19:19,045 --> 00:19:22,041
No, we traveled the world
looking for you, and it sucked.
440
00:19:22,076 --> 00:19:24,389
- I missed you so much.
- I missed you.
441
00:19:24,423 --> 00:19:26,045
You know, you can come back
if you want to.
442
00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:28,082
- Why would I want to do that?
- I don't know.
443
00:19:28,116 --> 00:19:29,745
I just thought that's what
you wanted to hear.
444
00:19:29,868 --> 00:19:31,422
Why don't you come with me?
445
00:19:31,483 --> 00:19:32,563
Where?
446
00:19:32,564 --> 00:19:34,827
I'm going to Russia next week
to live with Pee Paw.
447
00:19:35,033 --> 00:19:36,472
I don't want to live in Russia.
448
00:19:36,573 --> 00:19:39,058
Well, I guess I won't be
seeing you then.
449
00:19:44,925 --> 00:19:46,685
So you're never gonna come back, ever?
450
00:19:46,760 --> 00:19:48,117
Maybe.
451
00:19:48,353 --> 00:19:49,710
Pro... Probably not.
452
00:19:50,073 --> 00:19:51,557
Just funerals.
453
00:19:57,133 --> 00:19:58,893
Guy, rate of play.
454
00:19:58,995 --> 00:20:00,479
Rate of play.
455
00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:02,018
Or let the families play through.
456
00:20:02,051 --> 00:20:03,984
You've been on this hole
for like an hour.
457
00:20:06,255 --> 00:20:09,154
Your whole family?
Assholes. All of them.
458
00:20:09,995 --> 00:20:11,995
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