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- Hello - Hello

What punctuality, I really didn't expect you to show up

Well here I am. I wouldn't have made a date if I wouldn't

I'm going to believe that you really do like me

Well of course

What are you thinking?

Careful man, I don't like making a scene

You're right. Listen, we could...

I know a discreet hotel

Do you think I'm a whore?

Forgive me, I didn't mean to offend you

What do you want me to say? In the end...

one could say we're two strangers

I don't even know your name or anything about you

but that doesn't matter. What I know is that I like you

All I want is to be with you

Me too, but not in a dirty hotel, I'm sorry

Forget it. Friends?

Of course

Come on, let's get out of here. I know a peaceful, romantic place

It isn't too far, is it?

Not at all

Follow me, come on

Come on, hurry up

Wait

Where are you going?

Come on man, run a little

Aren't we going out too far?

- Are you scared? - Please

- This is much better than your hotel - Of course

Come here

Let's wait and see if someone comes by, a guard perhaps

I don't think so

Why's that? Have you been here before?

Lots of times, you aren't going to have a jealous fit, are you?

So that was it! Bitch! Thief! I'll show you!

Dirty fucker, you're gonna get it

You wouldn't dare

Of course not

This isn't shit buddy

Beyond Terror

Is my brother around? It's Lola

Yeah, I have the cash

I'll tell you later

Nothing, nothing, start already

Did you find the dealer?

Alright, I'll wait for you at the entrance to the Turkey

Listen, let Chema and Jess know

Alright, bye

- Hello - Hello, where are you going?

- I'm going into the city - I'm headed that way myself

Smell this

Fuck, it smells like a handful of shit

You don't know babe, it's Moroccan gum, the best way to fly

Hashish mixed with camel diarrhea

How much?

I already settled the price with your brother, the usual, it's a steal

I don't trust this guy's deals Nico

Yesterday I let a friend of mine try it, she smoked too much,

fuck, she was picking up the money I was tossing at her with her cunt

Very funny. Get away from me, your breath stinks

I can't stand people with rotten teeth

Alright, the cash

Give him the cash Lola, we'll take it

- All? - Yeah

And find yourself a good dentist you son of a bitch

- You guys want a beer? - I'd puke

There they are

So?

We have it but now we're broke

That's what always happens. Let's go

What's up?

Listen to daddy

What's have you come up with now?

Chema's a genius

Is this it?

And now what?

They do good business on fridays. Listen

Here

- Your eggs and ham - Thanks babe

What are you playing at pig?

Hey now, I just wanted to make sure

Is it true you won a Miss Big Ass contest in a disco?

You faggot, go feel up your mother

Calm down Mary, and you, if you're gonna keep that up I'll throw you out

Alright pigs, up against the wall

Yeah, this is a hold up

Hurry up, the sooner we finish the better

Keep an eye out don't let anyone come near

You, get to the back

Get your hands on your heads imbeciles!

Over there

Don't fuck with me fatty, you're the one that's gonna be pissing

Hey!

Come on,

I have a little job for you sexy

Come on slut

Call the cook cocksucker

Wait, give her the bag

Ever been in one of those places

where they wash their unmentionables for a few coins?

Stop with the philosphy and take care of the orchestra Lola

- No names imbecile - Watch your mouth

Fill the bag from money from the register

and with what those men have on them

Move it!

Start emptying your pockets, quickly

Hurry up, the faster we do it the better it is for everyone

- A car's coming - Damn, I knew it

Everyone on the ground! If you so much as breathe I'll blow you away

You're not going to lock the doors Jorge?

It's not necessary as long as you don't have a fortune in your bag

Just a few panties

A jewel that isn't always needed

- Is this a joke? - Stop barking dog!

Fuck your mother thief!

Hold it, let's take care of this at once. Everyone on your feet

- Does it hurt? - Don't be stupid

Be nicer to the girl

This isn't the time for gallantry, open the bag

You shut up, understand? I'll take care of this one myself

Careful, two cops are coming

Help!

Bitch! Bitch!

Stand and deliver!

Let's get the hell out of here

Help me Nico

Rest in peace

- I don't like dolls like you - Let us go, we won't say a thing

Leave her alone

Why? She's a witness, same with this fucker with her

They'll be useful for our getaway

Did you forget the guy from the gas station? He knows our bikes

Of course, Chema's right,

we need to make things look like we're on a trip

You, what do you do?

I sell floors

And her?

Linda is my boss' wife

I see, a con artist and a tramp

Smoke,

it'll help you feel better

Yeah, it has therapeutic effects

We're gonna make a long trip together

and I want us to be good companions,

especially if a patrol car shows up, agreed?

Answer fucker!

- What are you doing dumbass? - I'm going to kill you!

Careful, careful!

- Do something, seperate them! - Leave them be

Please!

Enough

Put away the pigsticker Lola

I'm fine!

I'm gonna cut that faggot

Alright, I have your pipe, I'll give it to you when you calm down, I give the orders

Go ahead, I won't cause problems

One could say we're like trash and manure

And who is who?

Don't kid around,

I thought you knew I was a professor of philosophy and you my favorite students

Go check the car

For being a gigolo you're tough and have a heavy hand, you'd have a future with us,

a better one than selling floors and romancing your boss' wife

I'll pass friend

I'll have to take care of you doll, do you mind?

Don't you have balls?

I'm sure you have bigger ones precious, that's what I like about you

The car's fucked Chema, what do we do?

The road is ours, we'll take bets for the winning horse. Let's go

That cow is real proud of her tits

She has more than tits

I've already noticed you're panting after her like a dog and trying to lick her ass

Don't fuck with me Lola, you sound like my mother

25 years under my belt and she still gives me advice

I don't feel like a mother exactly. What do you know anyway?

You need a fucking, but not with Chema, it'd be like me fucking Nico

Faggot

Tired?

I keep my mind off it

And that's enough?

Sometimes

- Fuck, you're pulling my leg - That's right

You remind me of a girl I knew a while ago,

she sang in the youth club in my neighborhood

How romantic

Romantic? Like hell, the thing's we'd do together

- And what happened to her? - She married a horn player

- To be expected - What are you mumbling?

Nothing buddy, nothing

Well don't beat me up about it, take it out on him

On him?

Look there

- We should do something - And what do you want me to do?

Hello in there

Don't just stand there, do something

Hit him hard, hit him hard!

Kill him, kill him Lola!

Idiot, you could have killed me!

Follow me

Welcome home

I'm so sure this is the first time you've been on your knees witch

You, watch the old lady

Nico, go see if you find anything in the garage, it should be in the back

And him?

You come with me, we might find a medicine cabinet upstairs

Keep your eyes peeled Lola

I would've loved to have had a mother with your class duchess,

with silver hair

I've always thought that white hair had a special elegance

What do you want? We don't have money here, there's nothing of value

No? Then what's this?

No, please, don't do it!

Leave her alone, you'll kill her!

I don't like you bitch. Who do you think you are, you're just a cocktease

When I want something I get it no matter what it takes, understand?

Now we can talk

I don't see what the point is of dragging us along

If it's about Linda you can keep her for all I care

Hear that?

It sounds like someone's crying

- What will you do? - Get dressed for starters

Pretty huh?

Stolen

Look princess, I'm going to tell you something you should remember

You're in this up to your neck, understand?

At this point the police will be looking for us under every rock

Do you know Commissioner Dogface?

He's hard,

dedicated to his work

The last time we saw each other

he messed up my tits with electric shocks

That asshole. Your mouth could be a spit jar for the pigs on the force,

a real milkshake baby

Fuck, you got all dressed up for the dance

We used a bathroom like the ones in the ads, it's got a panoramic shitter

You already did your thing

She got in my face, she's only unconscious

So are we gonna live here or something?

Why not? This is a nice hideout if it wasn't for the tenants

Tenants?

Upstairs, the one in the picture

A boy?

Nico found some wheels

The tank's filled to the brim

It wasn't hard, the keys were in the ignition

Hello?

Shit, why did you answer?

Who was it?

I don't know,

just heavy breathing,

a strange sound, it was like

like a death rattle

She's on her deathbed

We should leave, someone must know we're here

You're right, we'll look for provisions. You wait for us in the car

What will we do with her and the boy upstairs?

Let them burn

No, please!

Listen Nico, this is crazy

There's no other solution, don't you get it?

Get out, this'll become an inferno

Don't leave us, we'll die!

- You've gone crazy - There was no choice,

this way they'll be no evidence

Help! I'm burning!

Almighty lord who reigns over the world in secret,

you who reigns over of the highest peaks,

the earth's surface and the surface of the sea's waters

I worship you in my way. After giving you my soul to do with as you like

come to my side Lord of Shadows. No sacred image or object is in my home

Present yourself lord, come, descend,

penetrate Astaroth, Beelzebub, Satan,

cover your slave with your majestic shadow

Satan, I am yours

That goddamn music is making me nervous

Yes, me too

Why don't you change the station?

I don't know what's going on, it must be broken

Then turn it off

I'm sick of this, fuck it

Help, help, I'm burning!

What's this?

Don't fear Andras, don't fear

Damned maniac, we're going to crash

You're gonna eat-

Have you gone crazy? Watch the road!

The gears won't change

The wheel is stuck

You idiot, do something!

The brakes aren't working Chema

We're going to die, we're going to die!

- Fuck, hit the brakes! - I can't!

Shit, look where we've ended up

What a nightmare, I thought it'd never end

I doubt it has ended

If they gave you a ferrari you'd leave Jackie Stewart in the dust

- I did what I could - Does anyone have any idea where we are?

Barking, it could be there are people around here

It'd be best to look around and see if anything happens

And if it turns out we're in hell?

I always said you were a bit of a witch

Linda and I will wait here

Let me remind you this isn't a sightseeing tour, we have to find a solution

Remember that we were invited despite-

- Who do you think you are you- - Back off!

I'm sick of him, I'm gonna fuck him up next time he opens his big mouth

Easy

My god, what will we do?

I...

If you hadn't had the bright idea of stopping there

Calm down Linda, we can't do this right now

Look, I have a plan to escape this madness

Escape? They're killers! They won't allow it!

We have to take the chance. You can keep that villain busy

You know it, you want him

and he wants you

Shit

What, is someone praying?

- Silence! - Forgive me your Imminence

Does it interest you?

It's an old painting, the dance of death I think

What a stick

You don't like it?

I'm less about dancing than walking

Fuck it's cold. Hey Nico, how did the friars warm up their orgies?

With sweat, with kisses, with morbid flesh

With sin

Well missing all of that...

Where did you leave your boy toy?

- Do you care? - Not as long as he doesn't fuck us over

Fuck you over?

Nah, I don't think he'd dare, he's a coward

What do you think?

Sinners, destiny is a sea without a shore

and the soul, the rock that endures

Oh god of the underworld,

though all men submit their spirit to you

and all knees bend, I neither kneel nor worship you

and neither will I submit to you, on my feet I'll await

the end

Oh livid glories of the saints,

dead members of hanged gods

where your dry mouths rot

Blessed be the fuckers for they shall be many

Blessed be the scammers for they shall attain eternal wealth

Blessed be the thieves for they shall cover themselves in gold

Blessed be the killers for they shall reach ecstasy

Blessed be the terrorists for they shall dominate the world

Forgive your people Lord

Blessed be the gold diggers for they shall have their fill of carrion

Blessed be the whores for they shall be saints

Blessed be the pimps for they shall sell the just

Blessed be the faggots for they shall be men

Blessed be the transvestites for they shall be mothers

Blessed be the degenerates for they shall possess the truth

Blessed be the drug addicts for theirs is the kingdom of heaven

Come here, all the fornicators of the globe

We shall send a potent stream of semen to all those that deny sex

Boy!

Listen, don't be afraid

Wait!

What's going on?

What are you thinking about?

What does it matter?

About your husband or that guy?

My husband? No

A loaded old man, I can almost see him

He's not so old, he's 46

It isn't what you think, he's... interesting

A man with money is always interesting, but that's a long way from love

Agreed, it wasn't love at first sight

I was his secretary,

he was so considerate I thought he was worth the time

Parties, gifts, trips

And?

After we got married everything changed

He was always busy

Conventions, business meetings, appointments

and Linda became a comfortable object in a businessman's life

Could be he's having a roll in the hay with his new secretary right now

I don't think so. There's two things that matter more to him,

his ambition and satisfying his ego

A quickie a day and no more to say

Don't mock me

Would you prefer that I were like your Prince Charming?

Jorge has class. He's lived-

By sleeping with women covered in jewels, I know the type

Real sophisticated. I bet he fucks you in front of the mirror

What you need is a man with real balls, I knew it as soon as I saw you

And you're that man, right?

I'm sure it's the first time in your life that-

What's happening?

Fuck or die brothers

Truthfully I say to you

that to fornicate

is divine

To fornicate

is

god

- Jorge! - Son of a bitch!

Help! I'm burning!

Stop, we can't do anything for him

My bag, it was in the car!

- Your bag? - Yes, the money

I went to the bank and closed out the account I shared with my husband

and my jewels, it was all in the bag

How much was there?

A million

Fucking shit, a fortune turned to smoke because of your stupidity

I meant to tell you Chema, I wanted to start a new life with you and the money

Yeah, and with the one burning in there, all these fancy tramps are the same

I liked you as soon as I saw you, it's the truth, you have to believe me

Go to hell, I oughta beat the shit out of you

Great, a bunch of cash roasting and we're here broke,

my share would've been big

It's all yours, grab it off the grill

I'm so hungry

Same here, because of this

The bad thing is her prince took the provisions to the afterlife

He's dead, and besides...

He should have never touched the car

Leave her alone Lola

Oh, I'm so sorry

Something's strange here,

when the accident happened I saw someone among the ruins,

a great wolf hound that looked like...

Hey, what are you thinking?

I think we're going hunting

Well, eating dog meat is better than nothing

Looks like you were right

How strange

It could be a wanderer or a shepherd

Someone who's seen us and hasn't shown his face, I don't trust it

Let's approach carefully

Please, we've had a car accident, we'd like to spend the night under a roof

- A moment - We can pay for our lodging

Welcome

- Have you tied the dog up well? - There's no dog here sir

What a nice ring, is it real?

I don't know, I found it on the stairs to the catacombs, it must be very old

Let me see

- Does that temple have a basement? - Of course

Have you been down there?

What's wrong, you're not afraid?

Someone found a manuscript,

it was written that the ceremonial crowns of the Visigoths

were buried in those caves, guarded by the mummies of the crypt

What a story, an enchanted treasure

Shut up big mouth

- What's your name kid? - Andras

Alright Andras, how do you know all of this?

My mother told me the day I found the ring

Your mother?

And those crowns, did she tell you what they were like?

Of solid gold and with pearls, sapphires and diamonds

In what movie did you see that?

On TV probably

What's wrong?

My mother's sick

Damned cat

Bring me a light, quick

What's wrong, what did you see?

Listen

You're right

Don't get hysterical, that's the wind, you hear? The wind!

Linda, what's wrong?

C'mon woman, talk

That boy Andras...

- Talk already idiot! - Shut up cunt!

Alright, calm down

- He burned in the darkness - Burned?

Yes, it was horrible

Then he disappeared in a cloud of smoke

- She's crazy, no one disappears like that - The earth must've swallowed him up

- Didn't I tell you? - This explains everything

What did you think, that he was a ghost?

A ladder, how odd

There's something written here

"Wherever death is there shall unite the..."

The rest is blurry

- Do you think it means something? - Sure. We must be in the catacombs

My balls are freezing, why don't we keep going?

With a bit of luck we can find the treasure

Canonigo Lopez de Guadamor, 1856-1959, a centenarian

These guys lived for ages, huh?

Linda, where are you going? Follow her Nico! Come back Linda!

Jorge came back

What are you saying? No one comes back from there

Yes, I saw him

Damnit, there's nothing alive here, understand?

Come on woman, Chema and Lola are waiting for us, at least they're alive

Nico! Nico! Nothing,

this is a bottomless well

The exit must be around here,

you can feel a draft

Hey, come here

- So it was true about the jewels - There's a fortune buried in this tomb

What was that?

It must've been a rat

It's not a rat, see?

You're a real idiot, look what you did

Finally. Over here Nico

What happened Nico?

- Jorge - Jorge? Jorge's dead Linda, remember?

C'mon, let's get out of here

It was too much,

for the first time in my life I felt fear

- Did you hear me? - Yeah, calm down

I'm worried about her

I always said she was dead weight

We have to get out of here no matter what

Nico's right, I don't like this. Things that can't be explained are happening,

supernatural things

Please Lola, I'm gonna shit my pants

If you didn't smoke so much...

Laugh if you want but there's something malignant here, you can feel it

What do you propose?

Well...

Nico and I can go to the nearest town,

look for a car and come back for you

I know you like her and won't abandon her

- Jealous? - Me?

You're smart,

her husband must be loaded and may give us some cash for bringing back his floozy

Perfect!

I give up, we've walked so much and it's like that damn church is following us

It's as if we were walking in circles

The bad thing is it'll get dark soon

Enough Linda, enough!

The dog!

What's wrong now?

Hello, and your friends?

Where are they? Are they lost?

Linda is feeling sick, we're looking for a doctor

The closest place is several days away

- How many? - On foot, five or six

Damn

The day after tomorrow there are cars bringing sheep,

they'll return to town empty, they can take you

It's better you return to your friends for now

Alright

A dog? You had a nightmare, that's all

No, Chema

It was there, watching me, I swear it was real

Why don't you try sleeping a bit?

I wouldn't be able to, anyway, I'm cold

Well we're here together, that's real

You don't believe me

Cut me some slack precious,

I promise that tomorrow I'll find that dog and give you his balls for a keychain

My god

- What's wrong now - That wasn't there yesterday

Not like it just showed up, now don't be silly

Stop joking around, I checked all the details

It's like this church is cursed

Fuck, just like Lola with these shitty superstitions

Well in the end there are things all around us

that have no explanation

I think our meeting wasn't a coincidence even though...

Good news

And the car?

We found that kid Andras,

in a few days cars will be bringing the flocks, he says they can take us

Good

And her? The dog

You too?

Linda saw him first

He can't be in two places at once

It could be two similar dogs

Nico, you still have ammo?

I think... just half a cartridge

Alright

Get some food from the shack

In the meantime you take care of the fire

If I find the dog I'd like to have a nice grill

Why are you going that way?

I'll be able to see further from the bell tower

Help me Nico

Help me

Hallucinations? I swear- what about these stains?

You fell in your own shit

I tell you it was Jess

Let me see your arm

That'll calm you down, see?

...reminds me of someone

- Who, Linda? - That skeleton

Death

Of course,

the friar who worked as a cook in the kitchen at the reformatory

How disgusting

I remember that fucker would always fill up my stomach,

he'd starve himself so I could have another scrap of bread

Maybe that's why I let him take me to his cell

I felt like I knew what he wanted

After sodomizing me a few times he gave me heroin

The delirium, I've never had a better time

Careful with priests and strangers with candy

Remember, we have to keep our noses clean

as well as our asses

Jorge, my god, Jorge!

Jorge! Help me!

And Chema? Tell me you idiot!

Jorge, it's you

Listen...

we could start all over again if-

Two skulls, two corpses

She's looking for Jorge in the crypt, she's gone off the deep end

We're all going crazy, don't you understand? Crazy!

We have to get out of here, out of this nightmare

Wait, not yet

There's something in that crypt worth millions, did you forget?

- I don't know why we've- - You know where I'd like to be now?

In a Polynesian bar, they make some stupendous drinks

Cortanieblas is my favorite,

it's made with fruit juice

and a great quantity of gin, cognac and rum

An explosive drink

Careful!

Nico, come back! You idiot, come back Nico!

You

Damn you whoever you are

We're going to die