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Well, just great!
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No, not the presentation.
That's terrible. Some idiot just hit me.
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Do you realize how much
this is going to cost?
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Not in money,
which I have plenty of, but in...
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What the...
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Get away from me! Get away!
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Help me. Someone help!
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Stay away!
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What are you doing?
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Look out!
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Wonder Woman! Save me! Save me from them!
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- From whom?
- Demons.
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They're everywhere. Don't you see them?
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I see only one.
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I'll ask you one last time.
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What did you do with my family?
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Steven, it's me, Gloria!
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I'm your wife.
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These are our children.
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You're not my family!
You killed them, just like the others.
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Now it's your turn.
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- No one's dying here tonight.
- It's not me you should be stopping.
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It's them. Look at them!
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Look at them!
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It's just like the neighbors.
Go to my shed. You'll see I'm right!
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What have you done?
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Let me help you.
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It's not my fault.
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I've given birth to the devil.
It's the devil!
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You're tired. Give me the baby.
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You don't want to hurt her.
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I'm sorry.
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These crimes were committed
by law-abiding citizens.
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They all claim to have seen
nightmare visions beforehand.
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- Any clue what's causing it?
- No idea.
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The one week I fill in for Jordan,
and it couldn't be some hairy-ass monster?
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The same pattern is repeating
around the world,
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so there could be an overriding factor.
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Perhaps a paranormal element.
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Are you talking about magic?
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We've come up against
magic before, Batman.
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- Xerxes, Trigon, Felix Faust.
- Even Shazam's powers are based in magic.
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With as much as you've seen,
can you rule it out?
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The criminally insane
don't need magic as an excuse.
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I recommend spending more time
on the streets instead of flying over them.
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He's even friendlier than they say.
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Bollocks! In what bloody plane of
existence does four of a kind lose?
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Too, too bad, Constantine.
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Have you gained weight?
It looks good on you.
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What say you let your soul mate
play a few hands, Jason?
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Maybe he'd change my luck.
He'd definitely be less mopey than you.
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John Constantine, the man
who perfected the bad idea.
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The only reason I came
to this dung heap of a casino
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is to find a relic to keep
that monster locked away forever.
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Boys, boys! You're boring me.
Let's play, shall we?
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My luck's running
as hot as me naughty bits.
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But our next group of friends is due
to arrive, so it's time to bust you out.
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Copperfield's coming. Presto changeo!
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Woman in a box. In a box.
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Yeah, he's classy, unlike you.
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Are they implying David Copperfield,
television magician, has true power?
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Owns a chain of islands and dated
Claudia Schiffer. What do you think?
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No cards for me, and...
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Looks like you can't call
my bet, Constantine.
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By my rules, you lose.
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- I raise.
- With what?
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- Your ratty soul ain't worth two bits.
- Not two bits.
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I'm betting the House,
the House of Mystery.
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And since I'm including everything inside,
it looks like you're the one
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that can't call, Abnegazar.
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Well, what do you say, boys?
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I like the action.
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I call.
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Really? A chipped Dreamstone?
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I'm out.
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Broken knick-knacks for the House of
Mystery and its contents? Are you mad?
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I've got a working soul catcher.
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That's Ogid's Eye Spiker?
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And the Garazi.
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So even if that very magical Dreamstone
doesn't work, it's still a big-ass ruby.
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I'd be a poor sport indeed
if I didn't accept your fair wager.
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Hell. Now, that's
a losing hand for the ages.
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Now, read them and...
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- What?
- Do they have an eye doctor in hell?
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- I'd make an appointment if I was you.
- You cheated!
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Technically, we both cheated.
I just did it better.
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- I'll rip your bloody heart out!
- Sorry, mate, I'm using that.
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Situation here, Jason.
It's time to call your better half.
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Sorry, John, you're on your own.
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Oi, I'm gonna roast your nuts
and feed them to you, Constantine.
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Gone, gone, the form of man.
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Arise the demon, Etrigan!
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Once more with words of metered rhyme
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comes Etrigan the Slayer just in time.
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Easy now, brother.
We're on the same side, right?
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Let's use our words.
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Are you having a laugh?
We're the Demons Three.
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Kill everyone!
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You will pay, Constantine.
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Your soul will be ours.
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Get in line, you prats.
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Your ass is grass, Constantine.
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And we're the lawnmower.
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Since the battle's fought and won,
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Jason Blood with me is done.
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For 500 years, I've been bound to Etrigan,
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fighting to keep him from coming forth,
and you forced me to summon him.
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Everything got sorted.
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He could have gone on a killing spree.
You don't think.
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- You don't consider the cost.
- Yeah, I did.
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Weighed it against my being eaten alive
and thought, "Yeah, totally worth it."
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You're a world class bastard, John.
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And for my finale, I will make this
terrible trio of terrifying Tantors
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vanish before your eyes.
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I hope those elephants survived.
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You don't want PETA on your back.
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You're assuming they were real
in the first place.
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- How are you, Bruce?
- I'm fine, Zatanna. Busy.
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You know where I can find
John Constantine?
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- No.
- You must have some idea.
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We don't keep in touch.
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I know you two have history, so I...
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Z, Batman needs to talk with John.
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You've got to come along, too.
It's important.
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- Is that you, Boston?
- Yeah.
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Everything is...
Boy, this guy's mind is tough.
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Can't hold...
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What is going on?
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I'll tell you on the way to John's.
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Okay, but I call shotgun.
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I don't even think
his kid could fit back here.
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Sorry, Boston, but life is for the living.
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Boston Brand. He was a circus performer.
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Batman's heard of me. Sweet.
Tell him I'm a fan of his, too,
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but, you know, be cool about it.
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- Yeah, that's him.
- Ask him if he caught one of my shows.
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He was a trapeze artist who loved being
famous, especially with the ladies.
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- Husbands, not so much.
- You're killing me.
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He had a knack for irritating
the wrong people.
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Then, about five years ago,
karma caught up with him.
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It was a weekend show, full house.
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Boston was in the middle
of his death-defying act when...
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he died, and that should have been that,
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but with Boston,
things tend to get complicated.
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His spirit was called
by the goddess Rama Kushna.
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She took pity on him and gave him
the power to possess the living,
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so he could bring his killer
and others to justice.
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Hey, I don't wanna brag, but I'm good.
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Why did he feel the need
to write on my walls like a child?
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Yeah, he's sorry about that.
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Where is this address? GPS doesn't
seem especially useful tonight.
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It's not an address. The House
of Mystery tends to move around.
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I didn't put the symbols in there
for the GPS to find it.
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I wanted the House to come to us.
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She can't hold it. Do something.
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There.
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Into the House!
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- Z, you all right?
- Yeah, as soon as you get off me.
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I should have known you were the reason
I'm not back in London enjoying a pint.
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The House always did like you better.
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Odd trio for a road trip.
To what do I owe the visit?
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The League thinks that a recent spike
in homicides may have a magical cause.
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Told you something stinks. Now we know
someone doesn't want us asking questions.
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Looks like you've cracked it
wide open, mate.
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What did he say?
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I'm not playing telephone between you two.
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We online?
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Great. Sorry about the Batmobile.
I hope your insurance was paid up.
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What, is there even a policy
for something like that?
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Hey, I told you not to do that, Orchid.
Use a bloody door.
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I am glad to see you are well.
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- How new is this one?
- Not what you think.
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It's the magic of the House.
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Decided it wanted to experience
humanity and gave itself a body.
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It sure did.
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A spirit whose existence
is not its own, like myself.
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Interesting.
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Yeah, we are that.
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Dead smooth you are, mate.
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Hey, it's been a while, you know?
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Powerful in true magic. Angry at John.
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This, I understand.
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Yet you still have feelings for him.
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I could kill him.
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You exude pain.
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Your life is a patchwork of blackness
with no time for joy.
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How do you cope with it?
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I have a butler.
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That was enlightening.
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Well, I guess we should have
that chinwag about now.
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- Demons!
- It's not me!
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I've given birth to the devil. It's the...
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Rama Kushna says this will break down
the walls between the planes.
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Even the afterlife will be affected.
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Yeah, it's dodgy, all right.
I'll look into it.
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Meanwhile, the House
will drop you wherever you'd like.
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Rama says we have to work together.
Come on! It's a dream team.
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You, me, Zatanna, Batman,
maybe even the Justice League.
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The capes and tights crew,
useless against dark magic.
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That's why we need you. You can lead us.
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Boston, do I strike you as a team player?
Much less a team leader.
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Point is, even deities can get it wrong.
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It's how we got the appendix,
Neanderthals and reality TV.
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Z, your help I could use.
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Okay, if we do it as a group.
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This is the monkey cage
in Sumatra all over again.
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"We need to save the monkeys," she said.
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- You're such an ass.
- Not the monkeys.
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Says the man who has Newcastle
and 100 other screw-ups on his resume,
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- costing lives and souls.
- But not monkeys.
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- You're still way ahead on dead monkeys.
- They used to be a thing.
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- You just have to make things...
- We're wasting time.
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He's dead, and I accept the risks,
so can we get to it,
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or do you two need a timeout?
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Fine and dandy. Let's take a walk
on the dark side then.
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Coming, team?
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Stop being a child and slow down.
Where are we going?
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- Ritchie's.
- Have you talked to him lately?
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I know he's pissed.
You don't have to remind me, love.
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- It's on my CV, remember?
- No, really, has he told you...
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No. He's dying.
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John Constantine,
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purveyor of the dark arts
and lifeline of last resort.
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No matter. Your friend's soul
will be collected,
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and there's nothing
you can do to alter that.
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Why don't you go do something
useful, like haunt a house?
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- Who's he talking to now?
- Shrouds. They deliver souls to hell.
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They're drawn to you.
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Maybe it's your cologne, Batsy.
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This one has cheated us many times.
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It is vexing.
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This has been lovely,
but it's time for you lot to bugger off.
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When the time comes, I'll be the one
to collect your soul, Constantine.
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Yeah, yeah.
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I thought I felt
a disturbance in the force.
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How you doing, Johnny boy?
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Zatanna and Batman?
239
00:23:59,984 --> 00:24:02,139
What the hell?
240
00:24:02,519 --> 00:24:04,944
Tell you everything inside, mate.
241
00:24:12,964 --> 00:24:14,820
You poor thing.
242
00:24:14,900 --> 00:24:18,156
Yeah, I may have lied
the last time we talked,
243
00:24:18,236 --> 00:24:22,059
about exactly how fast
I'm sledding downhill.
244
00:24:22,139 --> 00:24:24,244
I'm sorry about that.
245
00:24:25,311 --> 00:24:27,533
But it means a lot you're here, John.
246
00:24:27,613 --> 00:24:32,138
And, hey, you don't have
to say it. You're forgiven.
247
00:24:32,818 --> 00:24:35,541
Still wondering what Batman's
doing in my living room.
248
00:24:35,621 --> 00:24:38,958
And when is he gonna shut up, right?
249
00:24:39,991 --> 00:24:42,796
What? What's with the face?
250
00:24:44,062 --> 00:24:46,617
You're not here to say
you're sorry, are you?
251
00:24:46,697 --> 00:24:51,740
Of course I am, but I was looking
to borrow the Keshanti Key as well.
252
00:24:51,820 --> 00:24:54,560
Unbelievable.
253
00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:58,430
- I tried to tell him on the way.
- Yeah, it's not your fault, Z.
254
00:24:58,510 --> 00:25:01,934
Just like everything,
this is rock star Johnny's fault.
255
00:25:02,014 --> 00:25:05,738
I was with you when it happened,
Ritchie. We were side by side.
256
00:25:05,818 --> 00:25:08,006
Yeah, yeah, yeah, side by side.
257
00:25:08,086 --> 00:25:11,583
But I got the weird
magical cancer while you,
258
00:25:11,663 --> 00:25:13,739
you added to your rep. Isn't that right?
259
00:25:13,819 --> 00:25:17,216
Look, me not making proper amends
isn't related to the Key,
260
00:25:17,296 --> 00:25:20,303
which, truth be told,
you're not gonna need, mate.
261
00:25:20,383 --> 00:25:22,102
John!
262
00:25:27,672 --> 00:25:29,477
Getting that a lot lately.
263
00:25:29,557 --> 00:25:32,832
You can go screw yourself.
I am not giving you crap.
264
00:25:32,912 --> 00:25:35,769
Your anger is understandable,
but you need to reconsider.
265
00:25:35,849 --> 00:25:38,287
Innocent lives are at stake.
266
00:25:49,595 --> 00:25:52,951
Well, doctors say
an upbeat attitude can help,
267
00:25:53,031 --> 00:25:57,758
so what I'll focus on today
is that I met Batman.
268
00:25:57,838 --> 00:26:02,495
Force of good.
It was also nice seeing you, Zatanna.
269
00:26:02,975 --> 00:26:05,379
Now, if you'll excuse me...
270
00:26:08,915 --> 00:26:11,252
You can show yourselves out.
271
00:26:35,375 --> 00:26:36,712
This him?
272
00:26:38,511 --> 00:26:42,351
Father of the year.
I'll need the gear now.
273
00:26:44,883 --> 00:26:48,107
- How does this work?
- It's basically a magical shortcut.
274
00:26:48,187 --> 00:26:50,144
It lets me access
different planes of existence
275
00:26:50,224 --> 00:26:52,611
without doing 20-odd hours
of incantations.
276
00:26:52,691 --> 00:26:53,884
In this case,
277
00:26:53,964 --> 00:26:57,936
I'll poke around this poor sod's memories
to see how his madness began.
278
00:27:00,001 --> 00:27:02,753
And, more importantly, what caused it.
279
00:27:04,905 --> 00:27:08,144
What are you doing here?
I'm calling security.
280
00:27:10,544 --> 00:27:13,750
I'll make sure the looky-loos
stay out of our hair.
281
00:27:15,215 --> 00:27:18,922
Z, give me a psychic shout
if this body comes under attack.
282
00:27:19,002 --> 00:27:20,675
Wouldn't do to be trapped inside, now.
283
00:27:20,755 --> 00:27:24,194
Wouldn't do to go in alone,
and since I'm right here...
284
00:27:24,274 --> 00:27:27,464
Too dangerous.
You're out of practice, love.
285
00:27:27,544 --> 00:27:30,284
Look, you wanted me along. I'm here.
286
00:27:30,364 --> 00:27:33,802
I'm not waiting in the wings.
Let's do this.
287
00:28:00,127 --> 00:28:02,316
Z? You okay?
288
00:28:02,396 --> 00:28:04,054
I'm fine.
289
00:28:10,003 --> 00:28:12,793
I've never liked this sort of magic.
290
00:28:12,873 --> 00:28:15,596
I can feel darkness seeping inside me.
291
00:28:15,976 --> 00:28:18,348
How you stand it is beyond me.
292
00:28:18,428 --> 00:28:22,270
It's all about control.
If you ever need a refresher...
293
00:28:22,350 --> 00:28:25,990
We've had this conversation.
I haven't changed my mind.
294
00:28:28,990 --> 00:28:31,947
Sure, sit out the war
between good and evil.
295
00:28:32,027 --> 00:28:35,484
After all, you've got a good thing going
being applauded by mindless twits.
296
00:28:35,564 --> 00:28:37,652
Really? Now?
297
00:28:37,732 --> 00:28:39,404
Good a time as ever, I reckon.
298
00:28:39,484 --> 00:28:42,674
- I'll teach you to talk back.
- No!
299
00:28:43,304 --> 00:28:46,761
The magic I perform
brings people happiness.
300
00:28:46,841 --> 00:28:49,031
You sure it's not
the two drink minimum, love?
301
00:28:49,111 --> 00:28:50,799
You're such a pessimist.
302
00:28:50,879 --> 00:28:53,363
Wrong. I expect the worst,
303
00:28:53,443 --> 00:28:57,304
so I prepare for the worst,
and when the worst happens, I'm ready.
304
00:28:57,384 --> 00:29:00,541
But my outlook doesn't alter
the reality of the world.
305
00:29:00,621 --> 00:29:03,611
- Steven, stop!
- Leave me alone!
306
00:29:03,891 --> 00:29:06,214
Another precious moment.
307
00:29:06,294 --> 00:29:08,449
There was joy, too.
308
00:29:08,529 --> 00:29:10,833
His madness swept it away.
309
00:29:50,405 --> 00:29:52,409
Who dropped the bed pan?
310
00:30:26,442 --> 00:30:29,165
This is it.
This was the morning of his madness.
311
00:30:29,245 --> 00:30:32,634
- What do you think will set him off?
- My guess is the Sudoku.
312
00:30:32,714 --> 00:30:35,104
He's got two 9s in the same row.
313
00:30:35,184 --> 00:30:36,853
John.
314
00:30:46,394 --> 00:30:49,384
Run! Run! Run!
315
00:30:49,864 --> 00:30:52,769
Run! Let's get out of here!
316
00:30:57,239 --> 00:31:00,477
Come on, fellow. Eat a piece of fruit?
317
00:32:09,914 --> 00:32:11,749
Here it is.
318
00:32:19,089 --> 00:32:21,093
We've got to get out of here.
319
00:32:22,758 --> 00:32:24,615
One more second.
320
00:32:26,864 --> 00:32:28,801
Now, John. There's no time.
321
00:32:35,539 --> 00:32:37,409
Got it.
322
00:33:01,831 --> 00:33:05,456
- Shit's really hit the fan.
- You had to go there, Boston.
323
00:33:06,036 --> 00:33:08,040
Let's get the hell out of here.
324
00:33:18,182 --> 00:33:20,904
- I don't recognize it.
- Me, neither.
325
00:33:20,984 --> 00:33:23,674
But if there's a person alive
who can, it's Ritchie.
326
00:33:23,754 --> 00:33:26,676
Are you forgetting when you made
your friend despise you?
327
00:33:26,756 --> 00:33:29,295
This is too bloody important
for hurt feelings.
328
00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:38,556
- Constantine.
- Bollocks.
329
00:33:38,936 --> 00:33:41,640
You've arrived in time to witness my...
330
00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:45,077
Ritchie!
331
00:33:48,813 --> 00:33:50,568
Get back, you bastards!
332
00:33:50,648 --> 00:33:52,918
John, help Ritchie.
333
00:33:55,318 --> 00:33:56,923
Take that! Boom!
334
00:33:57,121 --> 00:34:01,026
- No pulse.
- We know! We know! Come on!
335
00:34:16,441 --> 00:34:17,564
Why?
336
00:34:22,847 --> 00:34:25,236
I see you have a few tricks of your own?
337
00:34:25,316 --> 00:34:27,587
Not everything requires magic.
338
00:34:43,668 --> 00:34:46,157
Make sure he sees that
right when he wakes up.
339
00:34:46,237 --> 00:34:48,007
If he wakes.
340
00:34:50,743 --> 00:34:54,900
We need to talk, you and I,
but if you try and summon Etrigan,
341
00:34:54,980 --> 00:34:58,705
I'll fill your lungs with bile
before the first verse is done.
342
00:34:58,785 --> 00:34:59,991
Savvy?
343
00:35:07,659 --> 00:35:10,047
The situation was not how it seemed.
344
00:35:10,127 --> 00:35:14,101
The apartment was like that
when I arrived. Richard as well.
345
00:35:14,181 --> 00:35:17,689
- Come on! You were all over him.
- I was attempting to help.
346
00:35:17,769 --> 00:35:21,175
When you burst in,
I knew I'd get blamed, so I ran.
347
00:35:21,255 --> 00:35:24,763
- Do you believe him?
- Jason's not the murdery type.
348
00:35:24,843 --> 00:35:28,601
He's chock full of honor, loyalty,
and rubbish of that sort.
349
00:35:28,681 --> 00:35:31,085
Then tell us why you were there.
350
00:35:32,134 --> 00:35:35,858
Richard is known as a collector
of the arcane and supernatural.
351
00:35:35,938 --> 00:35:40,230
I wanted to see if he had something
that could gain me access to this place.
352
00:35:40,460 --> 00:35:42,764
Why would you wanna break in here?
353
00:35:43,964 --> 00:35:45,419
For this.
354
00:35:45,499 --> 00:35:49,939
The single most powerful conduit
of evil in the history of the world.
355
00:35:50,019 --> 00:35:52,676
He named it the Dreamstone.
356
00:35:53,106 --> 00:35:56,043
But it's really the stuff of nightmares.
357
00:35:58,745 --> 00:36:01,367
I was a young knight, green as grass.
358
00:36:01,447 --> 00:36:05,404
With visions of battle-won glory
dancing in my head.
359
00:36:05,484 --> 00:36:09,925
Needless to say,
these were dispelled thoroughly.
360
00:36:11,190 --> 00:36:13,443
He called himself Destiny,
361
00:36:13,943 --> 00:36:17,384
but Merlin told us he
was a man of science one time,
362
00:36:17,464 --> 00:36:19,499
before he went insane.
363
00:36:19,699 --> 00:36:23,789
Destiny forged the Dreamstone
with black magic and his soul.
364
00:36:23,869 --> 00:36:27,560
He used it to subject people
to their most terrifying nightmares
365
00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:30,112
and then feed off their torment.
366
00:37:41,714 --> 00:37:45,221
It was actually the demon Etrigan
who won the day.
367
00:37:47,655 --> 00:37:52,812
To battle, Etrigan. Should you succeed,
I will release you of your bond to me.
368
00:37:53,242 --> 00:37:55,765
If freedom is what's up for trade,
369
00:37:55,845 --> 00:37:59,117
then Destiny's as good as slayed.
370
00:38:33,100 --> 00:38:36,575
You haven't won, Merlin. This isn't over.
371
00:38:36,655 --> 00:38:38,858
I swear it.
372
00:38:50,318 --> 00:38:52,941
Release me, Merlin, from your care.
373
00:38:53,021 --> 00:38:56,695
My duty's done. 'Tis only fair.
374
00:38:56,775 --> 00:39:00,912
I'm afraid that's not possible,
friend Demon.
375
00:39:06,767 --> 00:39:10,325
I apologize to both you and Jason Blood,
376
00:39:10,405 --> 00:39:14,878
but your future portends a shared destiny.
377
00:39:17,378 --> 00:39:22,304
Caught now, imprisoned in the form of man.
378
00:39:22,916 --> 00:39:26,855
I fix the demon, Etrigan.
379
00:39:38,366 --> 00:39:43,035
It was also the beginning
of my eternal life sentence with Etrigan.
380
00:39:47,975 --> 00:39:49,932
I didn't think you'd give it up willingly,
381
00:39:50,012 --> 00:39:55,086
and though this piece is useless without
the other half, it's far from powerless.
382
00:39:55,567 --> 00:39:56,856
Safe enough where it is.
383
00:39:56,936 --> 00:40:01,007
Displayed like a tourist trinket
in a Karachi bazaar?
384
00:40:02,424 --> 00:40:03,724
Neat, isn't it?
385
00:40:03,804 --> 00:40:07,741
The House keeps my valuables out of phase,
so they don't go wondering off.
386
00:40:07,821 --> 00:40:10,433
But, still, the timing
of the Stone's appearance and its power
387
00:40:10,513 --> 00:40:13,188
indicates that it's somehow
involved with these crimes.
388
00:40:13,268 --> 00:40:17,045
Which is why it stays here,
where only I can get to it.
389
00:40:17,255 --> 00:40:19,434
I think me, them,
and everyone else who knows you
390
00:40:19,514 --> 00:40:21,645
might want it to be somewhere else.
391
00:40:22,810 --> 00:40:25,615
Your friend is awake.
392
00:40:27,649 --> 00:40:30,955
Ritchie, who was it? Who did this to you?
393
00:40:31,270 --> 00:40:33,079
Faust.
394
00:40:33,389 --> 00:40:36,494
Felix Faust. You sure?
395
00:40:50,205 --> 00:40:51,910
There you are, you old bastard.
396
00:40:51,990 --> 00:40:56,865
I give you wizard and asshole
extraordinaire, Felix Faust.
397
00:40:56,945 --> 00:41:01,218
Hell, I should have put it together.
Conjuring a whirlwind is just his style.
398
00:41:03,384 --> 00:41:06,876
The League had a run-in with Faust,
but his location isn't in our database.
399
00:41:07,156 --> 00:41:11,647
Yeah, wizards don't make a habit of
signing up for credit cards or social media.
400
00:41:11,727 --> 00:41:13,993
His grandly named Observatory
of the Cosmos
401
00:41:14,074 --> 00:41:17,636
is hidden from the likes of you
and Superman, but not from me.
402
00:41:21,337 --> 00:41:23,374
Felix Faust.
403
00:41:33,949 --> 00:41:36,075
- What's happening?
- If this were a computer,
404
00:41:36,155 --> 00:41:37,789
I'd say it's frozen.
405
00:41:38,488 --> 00:41:39,875
Cheers.
406
00:41:39,955 --> 00:41:44,280
Felix Faust would take precautions
against locator spells.
407
00:41:44,360 --> 00:41:45,916
There's another way,
408
00:41:45,996 --> 00:41:50,454
but it involves asking a favor of someone
that I don't have the best relationship with.
409
00:41:50,534 --> 00:41:53,556
Someone else dislikes you? Shocking.
410
00:41:53,836 --> 00:41:56,326
Your friend slips from the mortal plane.
411
00:41:56,406 --> 00:41:59,963
- John...
- Keep him alive and safe. Understand?
412
00:42:00,043 --> 00:42:01,898
That is not my purpose.
413
00:42:01,978 --> 00:42:05,201
I don't give a flying shag
what you think your bloody purpose is.
414
00:42:05,281 --> 00:42:08,186
I order you to help him
any and every way you're able.
415
00:42:11,922 --> 00:42:13,692
Let's go.
416
00:42:16,793 --> 00:42:18,882
All right, I'll ask.
417
00:42:18,962 --> 00:42:22,251
Why are we in the middle
of a godforsaken swamp?
418
00:42:22,331 --> 00:42:26,022
It's a favorite hidey hole
of one Alec Holland,
419
00:42:26,102 --> 00:42:29,858
whose corpse was taken to be
the most recent Avatar of the Green.
420
00:42:29,938 --> 00:42:32,028
Bet you won't find that
on your bloody cell phone.
421
00:42:32,108 --> 00:42:35,409
Our data's more factual.
Alec Holland was murdered by terrorists.
422
00:42:35,489 --> 00:42:38,368
His body was never recovered.
End of story.
423
00:42:38,448 --> 00:42:40,253
Not quite.
424
00:42:43,854 --> 00:42:47,527
Go away!
425
00:42:58,269 --> 00:43:00,391
Swamp Thing!
426
00:43:00,471 --> 00:43:04,878
I know you're seeing this.
Get out here, or the posies get it!
427
00:43:17,454 --> 00:43:20,326
John Constantine.
428
00:43:21,459 --> 00:43:24,897
You dare threaten the green.
429
00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:33,424
Dude, your social skills are horrendous.
430
00:43:34,204 --> 00:43:38,446
Please, we aren't here to harm
any plants, but our need is urgent.
431
00:43:38,526 --> 00:43:41,917
Don't let your feelings for John
stop you from doing what's right.
432
00:43:45,816 --> 00:43:48,738
You have a garden.
433
00:43:48,818 --> 00:43:52,202
Yes, I find it relaxing,
434
00:43:52,282 --> 00:43:54,677
and I water it every week.
435
00:43:54,925 --> 00:43:59,482
We need to find a man,
a wizard named Felix Faust.
436
00:43:59,562 --> 00:44:04,153
A single human among your teeming masses.
437
00:44:04,233 --> 00:44:09,142
I only know John Constantine
because he enrages me.
438
00:44:13,245 --> 00:44:16,001
Faust lives in an observatory
which is invisible.
439
00:44:16,081 --> 00:44:19,905
It's a place where dark magic
would infect the earth below it.
440
00:44:20,485 --> 00:44:25,492
I will take you there
so you are no longer here.
441
00:44:39,437 --> 00:44:43,243
The place you seek is there.
442
00:44:55,821 --> 00:44:58,224
That place is heavily warded.
443
00:45:02,243 --> 00:45:05,933
I know we've had our differences,
but we could really use your help.
444
00:45:06,013 --> 00:45:10,154
If we don't get a handle on this rotter,
he'll threaten all of humanity.
445
00:45:11,136 --> 00:45:13,092
What of it?
446
00:45:13,672 --> 00:45:16,911
You were once human, just like me.
447
00:45:18,710 --> 00:45:20,498
No longer.
448
00:45:20,578 --> 00:45:23,867
Perhaps his actions are a kind of justice,
449
00:45:24,347 --> 00:45:29,389
for who destroys more
of the green than your kind?
450
00:45:34,860 --> 00:45:37,451
And Swamp Thing has left the building.
451
00:45:37,531 --> 00:45:40,767
- Guess we do it the hard way.
- Or not.
452
00:45:40,847 --> 00:45:44,297
Gone, gone, the form of man.
453
00:45:44,437 --> 00:45:48,476
Arise the demon Etrigan!
454
00:46:10,964 --> 00:46:12,734
What...
455
00:46:15,500 --> 00:46:20,292
- Who dares?
- I, Etrigan, bring down this house
456
00:46:20,372 --> 00:46:23,311
and build a tomb for Felix Faust!
457
00:46:28,914 --> 00:46:31,403
As if I would stoop
to brawling with a demon.
458
00:46:31,483 --> 00:46:33,921
Fight others of your filthy kind.
459
00:46:44,963 --> 00:46:49,386
From hell though we may be,
it does not make us family!
460
00:47:09,923 --> 00:47:12,346
Do you like what I've done with the place?
461
00:47:12,426 --> 00:47:15,464
No woman can speak
in my sanctum sanctorum.
462
00:47:15,544 --> 00:47:20,050
I conjured it just for you
and, of course, men everywhere.
463
00:47:33,279 --> 00:47:37,692
As a fellow showman, this is no way
to treat your guests. Now, settle down!
464
00:47:45,625 --> 00:47:48,982
Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting
yourself. Stop hitting yourself.
465
00:47:50,262 --> 00:47:53,467
Not everything can be solved
with your peashooter.
466
00:47:57,204 --> 00:48:02,712
Just because you're dead doesn't
mean you're beyond my retribution.
467
00:48:15,355 --> 00:48:16,831
Is that it?
468
00:48:16,911 --> 00:48:21,796
Well, it's off to the old magicians home
for you, mate. Pudding night is Thursday.
469
00:48:31,806 --> 00:48:36,597
Try that fireball once more, Constantine.
I'd love to see you cook your own goose.
470
00:48:36,677 --> 00:48:38,500
Let me...
471
00:48:58,532 --> 00:49:00,633
I take it back. That thing is useful.
472
00:49:42,108 --> 00:49:44,398
Zatanna, where are you, darling?
473
00:49:44,478 --> 00:49:47,268
I know you can't speak,
but give me a wave.
474
00:49:47,348 --> 00:49:50,154
You're the only one here
that's really a threat.
475
00:49:57,125 --> 00:50:01,031
There you are. This will sting a bit.
476
00:50:23,517 --> 00:50:29,325
Stored magic? Really?
It's the TV dinner of spell casting, dear.
477
00:50:31,926 --> 00:50:34,831
Here's what real magic looks like.
478
00:51:10,364 --> 00:51:11,801
Z!
479
00:51:49,104 --> 00:51:51,675
Z, are you daft? Stop!
480
00:51:53,543 --> 00:51:55,764
I will kill you, woman!
481
00:52:26,976 --> 00:52:28,500
Z, don't!
482
00:52:31,680 --> 00:52:35,138
Don't kill him. You can't.
483
00:52:35,218 --> 00:52:36,722
Out of my way, John.
484
00:52:36,802 --> 00:52:40,573
If no blood is spilled,
your soul is in the clear.
485
00:52:49,666 --> 00:52:52,722
Get control, Z, just like I taught you.
486
00:52:52,802 --> 00:52:56,709
Easy-peasy, lemon squeezy. Deep breaths.
487
00:52:57,540 --> 00:52:59,378
Let it go, love.
488
00:53:20,830 --> 00:53:23,488
Do you see why I can't do what you do?
489
00:53:23,968 --> 00:53:28,258
You lost control is all.
Happens to the best of us.
490
00:53:28,338 --> 00:53:30,642
You've seen me in action, right?
491
00:53:32,107 --> 00:53:35,114
Yeah, once or twice.
492
00:53:36,247 --> 00:53:42,420
Why are you here? I haven't done anything
to warrant this kind of response.
493
00:53:44,054 --> 00:53:46,042
This yours?
494
00:53:46,122 --> 00:53:47,664
I don't know. Maybe.
495
00:53:47,744 --> 00:53:51,415
I have several hundred rings
of varying design and properties.
496
00:53:51,845 --> 00:53:53,484
It isn't him.
497
00:53:53,564 --> 00:53:56,954
Felix Faust isn't the one
behind the nightmare crimes.
498
00:53:57,034 --> 00:54:00,991
He summoned our old poker buddies
in their more massive forms.
499
00:54:01,071 --> 00:54:02,592
The hell does it all mean?
500
00:54:02,672 --> 00:54:06,346
It means Felix Faust had access
to the artifact whenever he wanted.
501
00:54:06,626 --> 00:54:08,784
What artifact?
502
00:54:08,964 --> 00:54:10,920
Well, we're back to square one, then.
503
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:15,107
Unfortunately, no. We were sent here
by your friend, remember?
504
00:54:15,187 --> 00:54:18,859
- But Ritchie's dying.
- Is he?
505
00:54:42,580 --> 00:54:46,920
Boy, boy. I think I got closer
to death than I planned.
506
00:54:49,517 --> 00:54:51,035
Bad girl.
507
00:54:51,115 --> 00:54:55,580
See, now, you were told to do everything
to help me by the master of the House,
508
00:54:55,660 --> 00:54:58,632
and that does not include punching.
509
00:55:00,331 --> 00:55:02,736
Bring me to the main room.
510
00:55:07,571 --> 00:55:10,276
I'll take it from here, beautiful.
511
00:55:12,344 --> 00:55:14,432
But I need you out of my hair for now,
512
00:55:14,512 --> 00:55:18,451
so why don't you just go
for a little walk?
513
00:55:47,780 --> 00:55:51,081
Yeah! That's the stuff.
514
00:56:00,091 --> 00:56:01,447
Why aren't we inside?
515
00:56:01,527 --> 00:56:05,151
Because Ritchie's bloody well
taken control of the House.
516
00:56:05,231 --> 00:56:09,637
This is what you get for having mates.
Boston, can you get inside?
517
00:56:15,240 --> 00:56:17,129
That would be a no.
518
00:56:18,009 --> 00:56:21,948
Ritchie, you're gonna listen to me
whether you like it or not.
519
00:56:24,148 --> 00:56:26,119
Open the door.
520
00:56:26,952 --> 00:56:29,056
Do you hear? Open it!
521
00:56:37,061 --> 00:56:39,265
Too late, Johnny Boy.
522
00:56:53,913 --> 00:56:55,335
Ritchie, please!
523
00:56:55,615 --> 00:56:58,254
Stop while there's still time
to save your soul.
524
00:56:58,334 --> 00:57:02,041
Says the man who skates
away from everything.
525
00:57:02,121 --> 00:57:03,576
Since you got me infected,
526
00:57:03,656 --> 00:57:08,581
I've looked all around the world
for a cure and I've finally found it.
527
00:57:08,761 --> 00:57:12,518
A small piece of the Dreamstone.
It's sentient.
528
00:57:12,598 --> 00:57:16,957
It told me how to get the Demons Three
to bring the rest of it to Earth.
529
00:57:17,637 --> 00:57:21,160
It would've been so easy
to take it from them.
530
00:57:21,240 --> 00:57:25,565
Of course, rock star Johnny
screwed everything sideways.
531
00:57:26,045 --> 00:57:30,903
So we had to frame Faust
and get you to bring me here.
532
00:57:30,983 --> 00:57:34,941
Now I'm immortal and supercharged!
533
00:57:35,021 --> 00:57:38,845
You've been played for a sap.
The Stone isn't sentient.
534
00:57:38,925 --> 00:57:42,516
What's left of Destiny's soul was
whispering sweet nothings in your ear,
535
00:57:42,596 --> 00:57:46,920
getting you to commit atrocities
to gain power and make his move.
536
00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:49,189
You're just pissed 'cause I won.
537
00:57:49,469 --> 00:57:51,640
I wish that were the case.
538
00:57:52,772 --> 00:57:54,775
This can't be right.
539
00:57:57,042 --> 00:57:58,678
No!
540
00:58:01,980 --> 00:58:04,653
Wait! Wait! We... we had a deal!
541
00:58:06,687 --> 00:58:08,690
We had a deal!
542
00:58:19,832 --> 00:58:22,636
Five hundred years, I've waited.
543
00:58:24,237 --> 00:58:26,609
Five hundred years, I've planned.
544
00:58:28,675 --> 00:58:31,965
Really? I guess 500 must be the new 300.
545
00:58:32,045 --> 00:58:34,736
What say we share
your beauty secrets over a pint?
546
00:58:34,816 --> 00:58:38,153
A god does not prattle with mortals.
547
00:58:57,438 --> 00:59:01,129
- She gonna be okay?
- I... I don't know.
548
00:59:01,709 --> 00:59:04,231
The amount of magic she's used,
549
00:59:04,311 --> 00:59:06,715
sometimes you don't recover.
550
00:59:11,718 --> 00:59:13,907
I should have never led her back.
551
00:59:13,987 --> 00:59:15,642
Selfish bastard, I am.
552
00:59:15,722 --> 00:59:19,325
You've done what you can for now,
but we have to stop Destiny,
553
00:59:19,405 --> 00:59:21,515
or everyone's at risk.
554
00:59:21,595 --> 00:59:26,519
He's right. He'll have this city by midnight,
the Eastern Seaboard by dawn.
555
00:59:26,599 --> 00:59:30,057
Then, what's to stop him? He'll be a god.
556
00:59:30,137 --> 00:59:32,845
We don't need another one
of those mucking about.
557
00:59:33,240 --> 00:59:35,110
All right.
558
01:00:14,483 --> 01:00:16,104
Get 'em!
559
01:00:16,384 --> 01:00:19,273
They're everywhere! Everywhere!
560
01:00:19,353 --> 01:00:21,176
Yes.
561
01:00:21,656 --> 01:00:23,545
Yes.
562
01:00:23,625 --> 01:00:25,426
My will be done.
563
01:00:30,899 --> 01:00:34,455
Fool! How can you hope to defeat a god?
564
01:00:34,535 --> 01:00:38,393
Not only can I sense you,
you cannot defeat my shield.
565
01:00:38,473 --> 01:00:41,512
Since when does God need a force shield?
566
01:00:52,888 --> 01:00:54,909
The Justice League are on their way.
567
01:00:54,989 --> 01:00:56,944
Suppose that couldn't be helped,
568
01:00:57,024 --> 01:01:00,982
but make sure they stay well away
from Destiny, to not be struck mad,
569
01:01:01,062 --> 01:01:04,934
unless you want a bunch of crazed
super blokes ripping apart the city.
570
01:01:08,168 --> 01:01:10,773
A little late for that, my friend.
571
01:01:26,421 --> 01:01:29,659
John, listen to me.
You've been affected by magic.
572
01:01:32,095 --> 01:01:34,565
Get away to space now.
573
01:01:47,376 --> 01:01:49,298
Sorry to have to ask this, Jason.
574
01:01:49,378 --> 01:01:51,885
At least you're asking.
575
01:01:51,965 --> 01:01:54,787
Gone, gone, the form of man.
576
01:01:54,867 --> 01:01:58,391
Rise the demon Etrigan!
577
01:01:59,021 --> 01:02:02,511
So Constantine calls once more.
578
01:02:02,591 --> 01:02:05,048
Just like a greedy, wanton...
579
01:02:05,128 --> 01:02:07,117
Save the bloody rhymes, and top that git!
580
01:02:07,197 --> 01:02:09,267
Killjoy.
581
01:02:14,036 --> 01:02:17,361
I've had many years
to think about you, Etrigan.
582
01:02:28,383 --> 01:02:31,084
Call this poetic justice.
583
01:02:45,668 --> 01:02:47,672
Holy crap.
584
01:02:52,942 --> 01:02:55,698
Looks like you've finally
beat the curse, my boy.
585
01:02:55,778 --> 01:02:58,116
Wish it were under happier circumstances.
586
01:02:59,949 --> 01:03:02,439
- What are you doing?
- Calling for help.
587
01:03:02,519 --> 01:03:05,989
I just hope he doesn't realize
it's me doing the calling.
588
01:03:21,571 --> 01:03:23,961
Who dares strike at me?
589
01:03:24,291 --> 01:03:28,432
The Defender of the Green...
590
01:03:28,512 --> 01:03:31,504
Swamp Thing.
591
01:03:50,967 --> 01:03:52,637
Perfect.
592
01:04:03,846 --> 01:04:06,564
Glad to see you
back on your feet, Zatanna.
593
01:04:13,858 --> 01:04:16,562
Whatever you're gonna do, do it fast.
594
01:05:04,508 --> 01:05:09,182
The so-called Guardian of the Green
who secretly hopes to be human again.
595
01:05:09,914 --> 01:05:12,684
Let me dispel you of that notion.
596
01:05:29,065 --> 01:05:31,270
Back to the dirt...
597
01:05:32,302 --> 01:05:34,508
where you belong.
598
01:05:45,883 --> 01:05:49,107
He's getting more powerful by the second.
What the hell are we gonna do?
599
01:05:49,187 --> 01:05:51,543
I say we go and talk
to a man about a horse.
600
01:05:51,623 --> 01:05:53,663
Did you hit your head or something?
You're babbling.
601
01:05:53,743 --> 01:05:56,581
A Trojan horse, Boston. Come on!
602
01:05:59,363 --> 01:06:01,835
Over here, you wanker!
603
01:06:04,335 --> 01:06:07,658
You are puny and disrespectful.
604
01:06:07,738 --> 01:06:10,376
Let me see your madness.
605
01:06:16,999 --> 01:06:19,821
Well, that's the trouble with someone
like me. Been there, done that.
606
01:06:19,901 --> 01:06:23,275
I shall make you beg for death.
607
01:06:23,355 --> 01:06:25,943
Can I beg you to stop talking?
608
01:06:26,023 --> 01:06:29,081
I mean, all wizards are touched,
but you, you're a full-blown nutter.
609
01:06:29,161 --> 01:06:33,051
I will tear your soul apart.
610
01:06:33,131 --> 01:06:35,687
And what happened
to not prattling with mortals?
611
01:06:35,767 --> 01:06:38,839
You chatter like my grandma
at a book club.
612
01:06:39,772 --> 01:06:41,692
Now, Boston!
613
01:06:41,772 --> 01:06:44,047
Trick or treat, freak!
614
01:07:03,161 --> 01:07:06,467
Is that a sword in your chest,
or are you just glad to see me?
615
01:07:07,500 --> 01:07:09,589
Merlin sends his regards.
616
01:07:10,617 --> 01:07:13,408
And by the way, you lose.
617
01:07:34,427 --> 01:07:36,664
I don't think so.
618
01:07:54,915 --> 01:07:58,269
Johnny, I was... I was under a compulsion.
619
01:07:58,349 --> 01:08:02,943
You've got to save me.
You owe me. You owe me!
620
01:08:03,123 --> 01:08:07,896
Sorry, mate. Can't take the chance
that Destiny is still pulling your strings.
621
01:08:09,261 --> 01:08:12,269
John, please! Help me!
622
01:08:19,172 --> 01:08:22,228
Help me, you bastard!
623
01:08:22,708 --> 01:08:24,947
Help me!
624
01:08:26,512 --> 01:08:28,735
That was unpleasant.
625
01:08:29,215 --> 01:08:31,238
What the hell did I miss?
626
01:08:31,318 --> 01:08:34,191
Z, you're okay. I thought...
627
01:08:34,271 --> 01:08:37,476
My head feels like
the morning after Brixton.
628
01:08:38,658 --> 01:08:40,896
Surely not that bad.
629
01:08:41,761 --> 01:08:45,653
So Merlin's spell hath ended.
630
01:08:45,733 --> 01:08:47,688
It would seem so.
631
01:08:47,768 --> 01:08:51,640
Though it's a "good news,
bad news" sort of thing.
632
01:09:02,716 --> 01:09:05,738
- What's going on?
- Yeah. He wasn't wounded.
633
01:09:05,818 --> 01:09:10,325
Unless I miss my guess, that happened
on the day he was bound to Etrigan.
634
01:09:11,958 --> 01:09:14,214
And now that I'm not...
635
01:09:14,294 --> 01:09:16,884
I'm truly sorry, Jason.
636
01:09:16,964 --> 01:09:21,003
Don't be. It's a welcome end.
637
01:09:32,513 --> 01:09:36,904
For 500 years, he and I have been bound.
638
01:09:36,984 --> 01:09:41,340
A demon from hell, a knight of renown.
639
01:09:41,420 --> 01:09:45,178
Though we were cursed
to be slaves to each other,
640
01:09:45,258 --> 01:09:49,450
I know of no man
I'd want more for a brother.
641
01:09:49,530 --> 01:09:51,808
Farewell, mortal.
642
01:10:06,980 --> 01:10:09,371
You couldn't have picked a better place.
643
01:10:09,651 --> 01:10:12,206
The village where he was born
was over there.
644
01:10:12,286 --> 01:10:14,657
Too bad it took this to get him home.
645
01:10:16,124 --> 01:10:19,329
Batman asked me to be
in the Justice League.
646
01:10:19,711 --> 01:10:20,865
And you're considering it?
647
01:10:20,945 --> 01:10:23,952
I visited their headquarters
a few days ago.
648
01:10:24,032 --> 01:10:26,720
It's interesting, and like you said,
649
01:10:26,800 --> 01:10:29,257
maybe it's time to make a difference.
650
01:10:29,737 --> 01:10:31,595
Listening to me now?
651
01:10:31,905 --> 01:10:34,076
They want you, too.
652
01:10:35,711 --> 01:10:39,015
Good one, Z. Too right, they do.
653
01:10:41,615 --> 01:10:43,748
You have got to be bloody kidding.
654
01:10:43,828 --> 01:10:46,542
No way. Batty would go mental.
655
01:10:46,622 --> 01:10:48,727
He was the one who asked,
656
01:10:48,807 --> 01:10:51,711
and I told him that's what you'd say.
657
01:10:54,094 --> 01:10:55,931
Be safe, John.
658
01:11:09,010 --> 01:11:11,332
Now, hold on. Hold on.
659
01:11:11,412 --> 01:11:13,367
Maybe I've been a bit rash.
660
01:11:13,447 --> 01:11:15,852
Could you tell me more over a drink?
661
01:11:16,885 --> 01:11:19,674
We could rechristen the House, as it were.
662
01:11:20,121 --> 01:11:23,657
- A drink?
- Yeah, a drink.
663
01:11:27,162 --> 01:11:31,219
Don't think this is gonna turn into
some sort of Manchester weekend.
664
01:11:31,299 --> 01:11:33,689
Get that out of your head.
665
01:11:33,969 --> 01:11:36,659
We could have a Trewhiddle Tuesday.
666
01:11:37,539 --> 01:11:41,545
- No, definitely not.
- Well, let's mark that as a maybe.
667
01:11:59,895 --> 01:12:03,367
Now, that's what I call
making yourself useful, love.
668
01:12:04,305 --> 01:12:10,265
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