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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,109 --> 00:00:01,854 Ah, friends. You'll recall Jane 2 00:00:01,878 --> 00:00:04,144 had been working on her newest book for quite some time. 3 00:00:04,169 --> 00:00:05,880 I just had an epiphany about my new book. 4 00:00:05,905 --> 00:00:07,462 I want to turn it into this big 5 00:00:07,487 --> 00:00:09,020 multigenerational story 6 00:00:09,045 --> 00:00:10,611 with all of the lightness 7 00:00:10,636 --> 00:00:12,532 and all of the darkness. 8 00:00:12,557 --> 00:00:13,592 And great news: 9 00:00:13,616 --> 00:00:15,994 she was getting good feedback from her mentor Marlene. 10 00:00:16,019 --> 00:00:18,059 I would love to show it to a friend in the industry. 11 00:00:18,084 --> 00:00:19,851 - Really? That would be... - Okay, 12 00:00:19,876 --> 00:00:22,877 okay, the friend is actually my lover. 13 00:00:22,902 --> 00:00:25,002 She's in publishing, and she's a genius. 14 00:00:25,007 --> 00:00:26,918 And Marlene's not the only one with a lover. 15 00:00:26,942 --> 00:00:28,875 Jane and Rafael were back together. 16 00:00:28,900 --> 00:00:30,564 And he proposed. 17 00:00:30,589 --> 00:00:32,656 - Will you marry me? - Yes! 18 00:00:32,681 --> 00:00:33,959 I know! 19 00:00:33,983 --> 00:00:35,749 Heart-eye emojis, right? 20 00:00:35,774 --> 00:00:38,374 But in less happy news, their son Mateo 21 00:00:38,399 --> 00:00:40,299 was having a hard time at school. 22 00:00:40,399 --> 00:00:42,600 Mateo is really struggling with his reading. 23 00:00:42,625 --> 00:00:44,425 He is quite far behind the rest of the class. 24 00:00:44,450 --> 00:00:46,628 Oh, and Jane's dad was struggling, too. 25 00:00:46,652 --> 00:00:49,305 See, the fate of his show was in the hands of the studio. 26 00:00:49,330 --> 00:00:50,663 Barry, I need this pickup. 27 00:00:50,688 --> 00:00:52,643 I know! Straight out of a telenovela 28 00:00:52,667 --> 00:00:53,767 inside a telenovela! 29 00:00:53,782 --> 00:00:54,797 And speaking of... 30 00:00:54,822 --> 00:00:56,812 remember Rafael's sister Luisa? 31 00:00:56,837 --> 00:00:59,304 You know, the one who was in love with Rose, 32 00:00:59,329 --> 00:01:00,528 aka our supervillain. 33 00:01:00,553 --> 00:01:02,486 Thank you for accepting this assignment. 34 00:01:02,511 --> 00:01:04,277 Now let's get to work. 35 00:01:04,678 --> 00:01:06,884 Well, Luisa swore her off forever, 36 00:01:06,909 --> 00:01:08,243 though recently she seemed 37 00:01:08,268 --> 00:01:09,935 to have had a change of heart again. 38 00:01:09,960 --> 00:01:12,994 I even sent someone to watch over you. "Girl..." 39 00:01:13,019 --> 00:01:14,752 - Hey, girl, what's up? - I'm in. 40 00:01:14,777 --> 00:01:16,109 What does Rose need me to do? 41 00:01:16,129 --> 00:01:17,973 Oh, and I hate to bring this up, but... 42 00:01:17,997 --> 00:01:20,686 If you do not help me, something terrible... 43 00:01:20,711 --> 00:01:22,644 I know. 44 00:01:22,669 --> 00:01:26,705 I hope Petra's okay. Which is where we left off. 45 00:01:26,861 --> 00:01:29,061 When Jane Gloriana Villanueva 46 00:01:29,086 --> 00:01:31,786 was 30 years and six months old, 47 00:01:31,811 --> 00:01:34,110 her life changed forever. 48 00:01:34,135 --> 00:01:35,702 She gonna be okay? 49 00:01:38,928 --> 00:01:41,161 Yes. Unfortunately. 50 00:01:41,186 --> 00:01:42,838 My mother's like a cockroach. 51 00:01:42,863 --> 00:01:45,431 But that's a month away. 52 00:01:45,456 --> 00:01:47,979 Right now Jane is 30 years and five months old. 53 00:01:48,004 --> 00:01:49,704 And this is more of a hassle. 54 00:01:49,729 --> 00:01:51,729 Her leg's pretty screwed up. She'll be fine. 55 00:01:53,803 --> 00:01:55,102 I'm just happy you're all right. 56 00:01:56,560 --> 00:02:00,417 You know, when I first woke up after the crash, 57 00:02:00,442 --> 00:02:02,143 my first thought was of the girls. 58 00:02:03,196 --> 00:02:04,196 What if I died? 59 00:02:04,221 --> 00:02:05,821 Then I realized they'd be fine. 60 00:02:05,846 --> 00:02:06,978 'Cause they have Rafael. 61 00:02:07,256 --> 00:02:09,690 - And you. As a stepmom. - Oh... 62 00:02:09,715 --> 00:02:11,779 Don't you start crying. I'm trying to stop... 63 00:02:11,804 --> 00:02:12,870 Too late. 64 00:02:12,895 --> 00:02:15,963 I just realized I'm gonna be a stepmom. 65 00:02:15,988 --> 00:02:19,923 Which brings us here, now. 66 00:02:20,322 --> 00:02:21,388 What's going on? 67 00:02:21,413 --> 00:02:23,513 I want to make sure everything is equal, 68 00:02:23,538 --> 00:02:25,882 so the girls feel every bit as important as Mateo. 69 00:02:26,181 --> 00:02:27,181 I also think 70 00:02:27,206 --> 00:02:28,717 we should buy two more chairs for the kitchen table, 71 00:02:28,741 --> 00:02:30,186 so they don't have to sit on folding chairs 72 00:02:30,210 --> 00:02:31,920 every time they come over, like they're company. 73 00:02:31,944 --> 00:02:33,405 And I'm gonna spend time 74 00:02:33,430 --> 00:02:34,597 with each of them separately 75 00:02:34,622 --> 00:02:36,031 to really get to know them individually. 76 00:02:36,055 --> 00:02:37,553 And learn to tell them apart. 77 00:02:37,577 --> 00:02:39,454 That sounds great, but where is this coming from? 78 00:02:39,478 --> 00:02:40,894 We're getting married. 79 00:02:41,462 --> 00:02:43,497 I'm taking on a new role in their life. 80 00:02:43,522 --> 00:02:45,000 And I want to kill this stepmom thing. 81 00:02:45,024 --> 00:02:46,957 Ooh! 82 00:02:48,627 --> 00:02:51,061 - Oh! Oh, my God! - _ 83 00:02:51,130 --> 00:02:52,941 I just realized what I have to do to fix my novel. 84 00:02:52,965 --> 00:02:54,865 I-I've been trying to crack this chapter, 85 00:02:54,890 --> 00:02:55,910 and I finally figured it out. 86 00:02:55,934 --> 00:02:57,174 I have to rearrange everything. 87 00:02:57,222 --> 00:02:58,689 I need to go write! 88 00:02:58,714 --> 00:03:00,514 - Go! Go write! - Oh! 89 00:03:00,539 --> 00:03:02,727 And so write she did. 90 00:03:02,752 --> 00:03:06,610 Because when the muse struck Jane, it struck her hard. 91 00:03:06,635 --> 00:03:08,513 Pretty much punched her in the face. 92 00:03:08,538 --> 00:03:09,738 She had to write. 93 00:03:09,763 --> 00:03:11,262 She couldn't stop. 94 00:03:11,561 --> 00:03:13,460 - Though life didn't stop around her. - _ 95 00:03:13,485 --> 00:03:14,751 Hey, good news. 96 00:03:14,776 --> 00:03:16,497 Petra regained some mobility in her fingers. 97 00:03:16,521 --> 00:03:18,601 - She even flipped me off this morning. - _ 98 00:03:18,625 --> 00:03:22,125 _ 99 00:03:23,025 --> 00:03:24,103 _ 100 00:03:24,128 --> 00:03:25,660 I just heard the studio loved 101 00:03:25,685 --> 00:03:26,751 our This Is Mars pilot. 102 00:03:26,776 --> 00:03:27,954 You want to come to dinner and celebrate? 103 00:03:27,978 --> 00:03:30,082 Oh, Dad, I would love to, but I am on such a roll. 104 00:03:30,107 --> 00:03:32,040 Then keep rolling, my brilliant daughter. 105 00:03:34,783 --> 00:03:36,916 - Oh, wow. It's sort of smelly in here. - _ 106 00:03:36,941 --> 00:03:38,584 - Still in the zone. - Stay there. 107 00:03:38,609 --> 00:03:40,842 - I just need to borrow your label maker. - _ 108 00:03:40,867 --> 00:03:43,202 I'm organizing my nursing school courses. 109 00:03:43,227 --> 00:03:44,760 I just registered. 110 00:03:44,785 --> 00:03:46,927 - This is so good. - _ 111 00:03:46,952 --> 00:03:48,252 - Okay. I got to go pick up the kids, - _ 112 00:03:48,276 --> 00:03:50,443 but I'll read the next chapter as soon as I get back. 113 00:03:50,468 --> 00:03:52,568 - _ - Thank you. Love you. 114 00:03:59,240 --> 00:04:01,240 _ 115 00:04:01,265 --> 00:04:04,567 And finally... after three weeks, five pizzas, 116 00:04:04,592 --> 00:04:08,294 and one and a half showers, Jane finished her novel. 117 00:04:08,319 --> 00:04:10,151 Hallelujah! 118 00:04:13,175 --> 00:04:17,175 _ 119 00:04:17,199 --> 00:04:22,199 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com - 120 00:04:23,453 --> 00:04:25,855 Ah... it's awesome. 121 00:04:27,257 --> 00:04:29,023 I love... What? What's this? 122 00:04:29,240 --> 00:04:30,507 Uh, my alternate ending. 123 00:04:30,532 --> 00:04:33,367 Let me know which one you think is better. 124 00:04:33,392 --> 00:04:34,658 Uh, what's the difference? 125 00:04:34,768 --> 00:04:36,534 That comma. It completely changes 126 00:04:36,559 --> 00:04:37,903 the cadence of the last sentence. 127 00:04:38,824 --> 00:04:40,325 Okay, I vote no comma. 128 00:04:41,549 --> 00:04:44,016 Actually, I might go with the comma. 129 00:04:44,041 --> 00:04:46,307 Okay. It's done. 130 00:04:46,332 --> 00:04:48,433 Period. Exclamation point. 131 00:04:48,458 --> 00:04:50,455 Now go send it to Jill. 132 00:04:50,480 --> 00:04:51,825 Ah, yes, Jill. 133 00:04:51,831 --> 00:04:53,476 Marlene's publishing friend. 134 00:04:53,501 --> 00:04:54,533 And lover. 135 00:04:54,558 --> 00:04:55,690 Okay. Yeah. 136 00:04:57,697 --> 00:04:58,797 It's good, right? 137 00:04:58,822 --> 00:05:00,321 I think it's good. 138 00:05:00,346 --> 00:05:01,390 But I also feel strange saying that, 139 00:05:01,414 --> 00:05:02,493 like, maybe I'm delusional. 140 00:05:02,517 --> 00:05:06,084 You're not. It's better than good. It's great. 141 00:05:09,766 --> 00:05:11,699 Now go take a shower. 142 00:05:11,724 --> 00:05:12,724 It's time. 143 00:05:19,628 --> 00:05:21,001 Have you heard anything about your manuscript? 144 00:05:21,025 --> 00:05:22,290 Not yet. I'm spiraling. 145 00:05:22,315 --> 00:05:23,783 Please don't ask me about it. 146 00:05:23,808 --> 00:05:25,454 Okay, well, yesterday you got mad because I didn't ask. 147 00:05:25,478 --> 00:05:27,378 Yes, I know. Like I said, I'm spiraling. 148 00:05:27,533 --> 00:05:29,032 Wh-What's going on? Distract me. 149 00:05:29,567 --> 00:05:31,310 Can you take the girls for a few hours today? 150 00:05:31,334 --> 00:05:33,212 Raf's showing a house. I've got back-to-back meetings, 151 00:05:33,236 --> 00:05:34,897 and the nannies have some god-awful stomach virus, 152 00:05:34,921 --> 00:05:36,634 - so they're banned from the Marbella. - Of course. 153 00:05:36,658 --> 00:05:39,459 Yes! I am officially ready to step into stepmomming. 154 00:05:39,484 --> 00:05:41,517 Great. So can I just go over a few rules 155 00:05:41,542 --> 00:05:42,654 I've developed with their therapist? 156 00:05:42,678 --> 00:05:44,056 Mother-to-stepmother communication. 157 00:05:44,080 --> 00:05:46,047 I love it. Give me those rules. 158 00:05:46,072 --> 00:05:47,805 Most of it's just common sense. 159 00:05:47,856 --> 00:05:49,789 And only one sweet per day. 160 00:05:49,814 --> 00:05:51,959 Unless it's Friday. Then they can have an apple and a sweet. 161 00:05:51,983 --> 00:05:53,016 But only after dinner. 162 00:05:53,041 --> 00:05:54,241 And no cheese puffs ever. 163 00:05:54,266 --> 00:05:56,392 I found little orange fingerprints all over my Prada mules. 164 00:05:56,416 --> 00:05:57,516 - Is that it? - Yes. 165 00:05:57,544 --> 00:05:58,943 Why? Do you need more guidance? 166 00:05:58,968 --> 00:06:00,268 No. God, no. 167 00:06:00,482 --> 00:06:02,348 Look, all these boundaries and rules 168 00:06:02,373 --> 00:06:03,839 make them feel safe and loved. 169 00:06:03,864 --> 00:06:05,063 Because if they don't, 170 00:06:05,088 --> 00:06:07,022 they get manipulative and start to lie. 171 00:06:07,047 --> 00:06:08,092 And their therapist said we need 172 00:06:08,116 --> 00:06:09,396 to nip that behavior in the bud. 173 00:06:09,456 --> 00:06:10,755 Got it. No problem. 174 00:06:10,780 --> 00:06:12,613 - Thank you so much. - My pleasure! 175 00:06:12,638 --> 00:06:15,838 I'm going to finish my shift and get ready to stepmom it up. 176 00:06:19,845 --> 00:06:21,011 What are you doing? 177 00:06:21,036 --> 00:06:22,635 I'm stepmomming it up! 178 00:06:22,660 --> 00:06:24,460 You're so weird. 179 00:06:26,409 --> 00:06:27,975 Yes, hello. 180 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:29,760 This is Dr. Price, your mother's physician. 181 00:06:29,785 --> 00:06:31,690 We need you down here ASAP. 182 00:06:31,715 --> 00:06:33,527 It's fine. You have my permission to pull the plug. 183 00:06:33,551 --> 00:06:35,725 Ma'am, your mother's not on life support. 184 00:06:36,774 --> 00:06:38,094 What was that? 185 00:06:38,119 --> 00:06:40,052 She just threw another bedpan. 186 00:06:40,077 --> 00:06:41,576 We really need you down here. 187 00:06:41,601 --> 00:06:43,235 Just put her on the phone. 188 00:06:43,504 --> 00:06:44,969 I won't let them do it! 189 00:06:45,032 --> 00:06:47,632 In Czech Republic, they put you under. 190 00:06:47,657 --> 00:06:50,192 Next thing you know, your kidneys are being auctioned off 191 00:06:50,217 --> 00:06:51,417 on black market. 192 00:06:51,442 --> 00:06:52,942 Mother, what are you talking about? 193 00:06:52,967 --> 00:06:56,235 Doctor say I must cut off leg or die. 194 00:06:56,260 --> 00:06:59,228 Geez, how many appendages can this lady lose? 195 00:06:59,365 --> 00:07:01,298 Really taking her down to the studs here. 196 00:07:01,323 --> 00:07:03,256 Well, I don't know, Mother, maybe roll the dice. 197 00:07:03,324 --> 00:07:05,291 We don't want to gamble on this pilot. 198 00:07:05,316 --> 00:07:06,815 That's why we're testing it 199 00:07:06,840 --> 00:07:08,306 before we send it to the network. 200 00:07:08,331 --> 00:07:09,897 So how does this work? 201 00:07:09,922 --> 00:07:11,274 Uh, I'm not familiar 202 00:07:11,299 --> 00:07:12,731 with the pilot testing process, 203 00:07:12,756 --> 00:07:14,556 because my shows always go straight to series. 204 00:07:14,581 --> 00:07:15,581 When they like something, 205 00:07:15,606 --> 00:07:16,706 they turn the dial up. 206 00:07:16,785 --> 00:07:17,985 When they dislike something, 207 00:07:18,010 --> 00:07:19,110 they turn the dial down. 208 00:07:21,609 --> 00:07:25,378 I told you never to interrupt me while I'm executive producing. 209 00:07:25,403 --> 00:07:26,737 I was just bringing you the coffees 210 00:07:26,761 --> 00:07:27,853 - you asked for. - Never. 211 00:07:28,910 --> 00:07:31,023 All right, but I will take the coffee, since it's here. 212 00:07:31,047 --> 00:07:32,179 Thank you, Girl Rudy. 213 00:07:32,204 --> 00:07:33,569 Take me, Steve. 214 00:07:35,993 --> 00:07:37,458 What does that mean? 215 00:07:37,483 --> 00:07:39,027 Looks like the women in the audience 216 00:07:39,052 --> 00:07:41,418 love the romance. And as predicted, 217 00:07:41,443 --> 00:07:44,010 the men aren't as interested in the soapy stuff. 218 00:07:44,035 --> 00:07:45,134 The doctor, 219 00:07:45,159 --> 00:07:47,426 he might come back. Then let him watch. 220 00:07:47,451 --> 00:07:49,085 Take off your shirt. 221 00:07:49,110 --> 00:07:51,255 Wow. Straight men like boobs. 222 00:07:51,280 --> 00:07:53,323 Pilot-testing seems like an airtight method. 223 00:07:53,348 --> 00:07:55,674 Our scientists have finally figured out... 224 00:07:55,699 --> 00:07:57,800 - Oh, I love this scene. - Oh, me, too. 225 00:07:57,825 --> 00:07:59,991 We're perfectly calibrated. 226 00:08:02,048 --> 00:08:05,783 Excuse me, can you check to see if the dials are broken? 227 00:08:07,942 --> 00:08:10,060 Oh, thank God. Never mind. 228 00:08:10,085 --> 00:08:13,352 Our passionate lovemaking has healed my wounds. 229 00:08:13,377 --> 00:08:15,710 Who needs doctors? 230 00:08:15,711 --> 00:08:16,958 _ 231 00:08:16,983 --> 00:08:19,383 Great test. We're really happy. 232 00:08:19,408 --> 00:08:21,354 - I'd change a few music cues. - Got it. 233 00:08:21,378 --> 00:08:23,659 And then let's get it over to the network for the weekend. 234 00:08:23,785 --> 00:08:24,884 Sounds good. 235 00:08:28,489 --> 00:08:30,322 That was a disaster. 236 00:08:30,610 --> 00:08:32,209 What are you talking about? 237 00:08:32,234 --> 00:08:33,868 The test scores were through the roof. 238 00:08:33,893 --> 00:08:36,894 For those two fetuses, not for us. 239 00:08:36,919 --> 00:08:38,529 If the network sees these scores, 240 00:08:38,565 --> 00:08:40,832 they're gonna want to make the show all about 241 00:08:40,857 --> 00:08:42,891 those two mildly talented Mini-Me's 242 00:08:42,916 --> 00:08:44,515 and we're gonna get sidelined. 243 00:08:44,540 --> 00:08:45,806 - What? - Yes. 244 00:08:46,025 --> 00:08:47,257 Well, that can't happen. 245 00:08:47,298 --> 00:08:49,533 This is our show. We're the stars. 246 00:08:49,558 --> 00:08:51,578 Exactly. So we're gonna go back into editing 247 00:08:51,603 --> 00:08:53,268 and make sure we stand out more. 248 00:08:53,293 --> 00:08:54,581 Otherwise, they're gonna turn us into 249 00:08:54,605 --> 00:08:56,438 side characters whose scenes get 250 00:08:56,463 --> 00:08:57,862 shorter and shorter, until they're 251 00:08:57,887 --> 00:08:59,162 cutting us off mid... 252 00:08:59,187 --> 00:09:02,722 Some mandarin oranges for your Mandarin homework. 253 00:09:02,747 --> 00:09:04,579 We're actually done with our homework. 254 00:09:04,604 --> 00:09:07,471 Yeah. Can we have 20 minutes of iPad time? 255 00:09:07,496 --> 00:09:10,464 Which one of Petra's 800 rules covered that? 256 00:09:10,489 --> 00:09:14,090 Well, uh... just give me a minute to think about that. 257 00:09:16,034 --> 00:09:19,634 _ 258 00:09:19,659 --> 00:09:22,125 Hey, are you texting our mom? 259 00:09:22,421 --> 00:09:24,555 What? No. Of course not. 260 00:09:24,580 --> 00:09:28,181 I'm just, uh... considering the request. 261 00:09:28,206 --> 00:09:30,271 You know... weighing the pros and cons. 262 00:09:30,306 --> 00:09:31,472 Really deliberating. 263 00:09:31,497 --> 00:09:33,728 I think it was, um, Henry David Thoreau 264 00:09:33,753 --> 00:09:36,187 who said, "To live deliberately, 265 00:09:36,212 --> 00:09:39,280 to front only the essential facts of life..." 266 00:09:42,029 --> 00:09:44,029 _ 267 00:09:44,054 --> 00:09:47,755 Anyway, after much deliberation, the answer is no. 268 00:09:47,780 --> 00:09:49,780 Okay. We'll just go play in our room. 269 00:09:52,230 --> 00:09:53,230 Oh. 270 00:09:54,562 --> 00:09:56,495 Marlene? 271 00:09:56,520 --> 00:09:57,686 Jane, hi. 272 00:09:57,711 --> 00:09:59,443 Listen, I loved your novel. 273 00:09:59,468 --> 00:10:01,167 Oh, my God. Really? 274 00:10:01,192 --> 00:10:02,858 Yes, it totally delivered. 275 00:10:02,883 --> 00:10:05,038 It's as amazing as I knew it would be. 276 00:10:05,063 --> 00:10:06,096 Thank you. 277 00:10:06,121 --> 00:10:08,721 Uh, that's great to hear. 278 00:10:08,746 --> 00:10:10,445 But unfortunately, Jill 279 00:10:10,470 --> 00:10:13,538 passed on it. She's not going to represent you. 280 00:10:16,374 --> 00:10:18,931 It means that my novel was rejected, Abuela. 281 00:10:18,956 --> 00:10:21,016 The agent doesn't want to represent me. 282 00:10:21,041 --> 00:10:22,173 But you know what? 283 00:10:22,198 --> 00:10:24,219 I'm actually fine, optimistic even. 284 00:10:24,244 --> 00:10:25,628 According to Marlene, 285 00:10:25,653 --> 00:10:28,923 Jill loved the writing but just didn't know how to market it, 286 00:10:28,948 --> 00:10:32,016 which means that she just wasn't the right fit for me, 287 00:10:32,041 --> 00:10:34,712 but there are plenty of other agents out there, 288 00:10:34,737 --> 00:10:35,921 and I'm going to get my manuscript 289 00:10:35,945 --> 00:10:38,312 to every last one of them. 290 00:10:38,337 --> 00:10:39,337 Abuela? 291 00:10:39,361 --> 00:10:42,761 _ 292 00:10:42,785 --> 00:10:44,492 _ 293 00:10:44,517 --> 00:10:46,017 No, I'm printing, 294 00:10:46,042 --> 00:10:48,475 and I have to keep printing, so I'll call you later. 295 00:10:48,500 --> 00:10:51,268 Love you. 296 00:10:55,840 --> 00:10:57,673 Hey. What's going on? 297 00:11:00,091 --> 00:11:01,593 Hey, Aunt Jane. 298 00:11:01,618 --> 00:11:03,383 Don't "hey, Aunt Jane" me. 299 00:11:03,647 --> 00:11:05,659 You're playing with your iPad when I specifically told you 300 00:11:05,683 --> 00:11:07,699 that you couldn't. Now hand them over. 301 00:11:07,724 --> 00:11:09,419 Sorry. 302 00:11:09,444 --> 00:11:11,711 It won't happen again. 303 00:11:11,866 --> 00:11:15,334 Okay, then, but you don't get 'em after dinner. Deal? 304 00:11:15,359 --> 00:11:17,459 Deal. 305 00:11:17,528 --> 00:11:18,727 Do you have shrimp cocktail? 306 00:11:18,796 --> 00:11:23,232 Maybe with a side of soy-braised baby back ribs? 307 00:11:23,301 --> 00:11:24,533 I have chicken nuggets. 308 00:11:24,601 --> 00:11:26,235 Low-sodium at least? 309 00:11:26,304 --> 00:11:28,237 Absolutely. 310 00:11:28,262 --> 00:11:29,895 Look at that. 311 00:11:29,920 --> 00:11:32,020 Super Stepmom in the house. 312 00:11:32,045 --> 00:11:33,653 Everything go okay with the girls? 313 00:11:33,677 --> 00:11:35,777 Yeah. For the most part, it was smooth sailing. 314 00:11:35,802 --> 00:11:37,489 Wh-What do you mean "for the most part"? 315 00:11:37,514 --> 00:11:40,132 Well, we did have a minor issue, but I handled it. 316 00:11:40,157 --> 00:11:42,291 What happened? I need to know all the details. 317 00:11:42,359 --> 00:11:44,059 It's important. 318 00:11:44,696 --> 00:11:47,838 Okay, but please don't tell them that I told you 319 00:11:47,863 --> 00:11:49,883 because we're really starting to bond. 320 00:11:49,908 --> 00:11:51,642 Also bonding... 321 00:11:51,667 --> 00:11:54,469 Okay, girl, let's go over the details one more time. 322 00:11:54,494 --> 00:11:58,149 Oh, don't worry, I've got it. I'm just gonna go to Rafael, 323 00:11:58,174 --> 00:12:00,151 and I'm gonna beg him for the tie tack. 324 00:12:00,176 --> 00:12:01,242 Simple pimple. 325 00:12:01,267 --> 00:12:03,033 Exactly. 326 00:12:03,058 --> 00:12:05,492 I wish I could do it. If I could, I would. 327 00:12:05,517 --> 00:12:07,484 And in fact, he tried. 328 00:12:07,961 --> 00:12:09,961 _ 329 00:12:11,390 --> 00:12:13,357 No problem. 330 00:12:13,382 --> 00:12:16,593 But why does Rose want the tie tack? Do you know? 331 00:12:16,618 --> 00:12:18,085 One step at a time. 332 00:12:18,110 --> 00:12:20,343 But she does have a plan, right? 333 00:12:20,368 --> 00:12:22,668 Rose always has a plan, 334 00:12:22,693 --> 00:12:25,093 and the tie tack is phase two. 335 00:12:26,675 --> 00:12:29,309 Pause! 336 00:12:29,644 --> 00:12:31,877 Okay, that was a very sexy scream, 337 00:12:31,902 --> 00:12:33,802 but there was a slight downward turn 338 00:12:33,827 --> 00:12:36,293 in the corners of River's mouth at the end of the shot. 339 00:12:36,318 --> 00:12:37,984 Totally true. 340 00:12:38,009 --> 00:12:40,658 Can we trim off about two and a half frames? 341 00:12:40,683 --> 00:12:42,549 Well, yeah, sure, but, look, 342 00:12:42,574 --> 00:12:44,981 if you guys want me to tweak every single frame, 343 00:12:45,006 --> 00:12:46,453 we'll be here all night. 344 00:12:46,478 --> 00:12:47,478 Good point, Mia. 345 00:12:48,569 --> 00:12:50,034 Let's check in with our loved ones 346 00:12:50,059 --> 00:12:51,671 and tell them it's gonna be an all-nighter. 347 00:12:51,695 --> 00:12:53,228 Geez... 348 00:12:53,253 --> 00:12:55,687 What is it, Rogelio? We're seeing you in less than an hour. 349 00:12:55,711 --> 00:12:58,411 _ 350 00:12:58,432 --> 00:13:00,198 Darci, listen, what is the one thing 351 00:13:00,223 --> 00:13:01,956 in the world you love more than Baby? 352 00:13:01,981 --> 00:13:03,246 When you owe me a favor. 353 00:13:03,271 --> 00:13:04,370 Exactly. 354 00:13:04,395 --> 00:13:06,429 And, boy, am I gonna owe you a big one. 355 00:13:06,454 --> 00:13:08,153 I'm on a time crunch at work. 356 00:13:08,178 --> 00:13:10,106 Can we pretty please swap Baby days? 357 00:13:10,131 --> 00:13:11,163 Again? 358 00:13:11,188 --> 00:13:13,422 Esteban is going on a yoga retreat tomorrow, 359 00:13:13,447 --> 00:13:15,048 and tonight was couples time. 360 00:13:15,073 --> 00:13:16,205 Darci, please, 361 00:13:16,230 --> 00:13:18,430 my pilot hangs in the balance. 362 00:13:18,455 --> 00:13:20,288 Fine, 363 00:13:20,313 --> 00:13:21,747 but I'm not gonna forget about this favor. 364 00:13:21,771 --> 00:13:24,040 Oh, you're a lifesaver. Thank Esteban, 365 00:13:24,065 --> 00:13:25,130 and tell Baby I love her. 366 00:13:25,155 --> 00:13:28,156 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Rogelio is such a... 367 00:13:28,181 --> 00:13:30,014 Ah, ah, ah. 368 00:13:35,289 --> 00:13:37,356 - Crap. - _ 369 00:13:37,381 --> 00:13:39,314 What's wrong? 370 00:13:39,339 --> 00:13:41,172 Uh... 371 00:13:41,414 --> 00:13:42,980 just got another rejection letter. 372 00:13:43,005 --> 00:13:44,805 Geez, it's 7:00 a.m. 373 00:13:44,830 --> 00:13:46,897 Let the girl have a cup of coffee first. 374 00:13:46,922 --> 00:13:49,089 I'm sorry. 375 00:13:49,684 --> 00:13:51,917 I can get off work early and pick up the girls 376 00:13:51,942 --> 00:13:53,075 so you don't have to. 377 00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:55,300 No, no, no, life goes on, 378 00:13:55,325 --> 00:13:58,093 and I still have plenty of agents to hear from, 379 00:13:58,118 --> 00:14:01,920 and me and the girls are making real progress. 380 00:14:01,945 --> 00:14:03,306 You tattled on us! 381 00:14:03,331 --> 00:14:04,906 That's so lame. 382 00:14:04,931 --> 00:14:07,265 New name: Lame Jane. 383 00:14:07,290 --> 00:14:09,891 - No, stop. - Stop what, Lame Jane? 384 00:14:09,916 --> 00:14:11,682 I only told your mother what happened 385 00:14:11,707 --> 00:14:13,740 because we're all on one team. 386 00:14:13,765 --> 00:14:16,985 Team twins, huh? Go team! 387 00:14:17,010 --> 00:14:18,143 Yikes. 388 00:14:18,168 --> 00:14:19,600 Pretty lame, Jane. 389 00:14:19,625 --> 00:14:21,224 Snitches get stitches. 390 00:14:21,249 --> 00:14:23,016 And end up in ditches. 391 00:14:23,041 --> 00:14:24,941 We don't hang out with narcs. 392 00:14:25,228 --> 00:14:28,163 What... Hey, no, girls, come back here right now. 393 00:14:28,188 --> 00:14:31,056 Um, excuse me. Stop it! 394 00:14:31,081 --> 00:14:32,880 My luggage! 395 00:14:32,905 --> 00:14:35,504 Wh... Are you their nanny? 396 00:14:35,529 --> 00:14:37,195 You need to get control of them. 397 00:14:37,317 --> 00:14:40,052 Just because I'm Latina doesn't mean that I'm their nanny. 398 00:14:40,077 --> 00:14:42,377 - Yeah, she's not our nanny. - Huh. 399 00:14:42,442 --> 00:14:45,844 She's our evil stepmother, and we hate her. 400 00:14:50,240 --> 00:14:53,374 - Hurry up and get ready for dinner, girls. - So how was it? 401 00:14:54,574 --> 00:14:56,908 - Well, not great. - What happened? 402 00:14:57,344 --> 00:14:59,710 What happened is that you told them what I told you, 403 00:14:59,735 --> 00:15:01,335 and now they think I'm a big tattletale. 404 00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:03,761 In their defense, you're tattling right now. 405 00:15:03,786 --> 00:15:05,986 Who cares? This isn't middle school, it's parenting. 406 00:15:06,011 --> 00:15:07,455 You said you weren't gonna say anything. 407 00:15:07,479 --> 00:15:09,939 Well, I changed my mind, because I'm their mother, 408 00:15:09,964 --> 00:15:11,998 and it's my job to decide what's best for them. 409 00:15:12,023 --> 00:15:13,500 And, frankly, you shouldn't have asked me 410 00:15:13,524 --> 00:15:15,992 not to say something in the first place. Got it? 411 00:15:16,017 --> 00:15:17,983 Fine. Okay. Got it. 412 00:15:18,008 --> 00:15:19,208 Thank you. 413 00:15:19,233 --> 00:15:21,233 So any incidents to report today? 414 00:15:24,533 --> 00:15:26,633 Yes, we did have an issue. 415 00:15:26,701 --> 00:15:29,787 They ran away because they were upset with me. 416 00:15:30,092 --> 00:15:31,814 Thank you. 417 00:15:32,010 --> 00:15:33,982 Girls, get out here! Jane told me what you did! 418 00:15:34,007 --> 00:15:36,547 And speaking of fractured relationships. 419 00:15:36,791 --> 00:15:39,992 Whatever you have to say, I don't want to hear it. Just go. 420 00:15:40,017 --> 00:15:42,550 Wait, wait, wait! I understand how you feel and why. 421 00:15:42,575 --> 00:15:45,843 And after this, I will leave you alone forever. 422 00:15:46,274 --> 00:15:48,441 But I have no family left, 423 00:15:48,466 --> 00:15:51,433 and I just wanted 424 00:15:51,458 --> 00:15:53,892 something small of Dad's before I go. 425 00:15:54,933 --> 00:15:56,305 What is it? 426 00:15:56,330 --> 00:15:58,222 It's this 427 00:15:58,721 --> 00:16:01,065 gold and onyx tie tack. 428 00:16:01,111 --> 00:16:02,610 It's not worth much, 429 00:16:02,635 --> 00:16:04,935 but it's got sentimental value to me. 430 00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:07,527 Dad wore it to my med school graduation, 431 00:16:07,552 --> 00:16:09,350 and I could... 432 00:16:09,653 --> 00:16:12,654 I could really use a reminder of a time in my life 433 00:16:12,679 --> 00:16:15,213 when I was worthy of my family's love and respect. 434 00:16:15,238 --> 00:16:17,305 Oh, wow, she's good. 435 00:16:17,330 --> 00:16:19,764 I got it. 436 00:16:19,921 --> 00:16:23,589 Well, I, um, I have the tie tack, 437 00:16:23,614 --> 00:16:24,981 so you know what I'll do? 438 00:16:25,006 --> 00:16:27,306 - What? - Take it straight to the police, 439 00:16:27,559 --> 00:16:29,026 because if you want it, then it 440 00:16:29,051 --> 00:16:30,783 probably has something to do with Rose. 441 00:16:30,808 --> 00:16:32,609 Oh, wow, guess he's better. 442 00:16:32,633 --> 00:16:34,600 Raf, please, don't. 443 00:16:53,111 --> 00:16:55,111 _ 444 00:17:05,474 --> 00:17:07,240 Push in on that look. 445 00:17:09,100 --> 00:17:11,067 Now pull out on both of us. 446 00:17:16,017 --> 00:17:17,583 Oh, my God, we look amazing. 447 00:17:17,608 --> 00:17:18,707 We're popping so much. 448 00:17:18,732 --> 00:17:22,067 We're like a thousand champagne corks exploding at once. 449 00:17:22,485 --> 00:17:23,617 And we're done. 450 00:17:23,695 --> 00:17:25,862 Okay, now let's send this new tape 451 00:17:25,887 --> 00:17:28,538 to the studio to get to the network. Girl Rudy, 452 00:17:28,563 --> 00:17:31,145 we need you to get the new cut to the studio ASAP. 453 00:17:31,170 --> 00:17:32,403 Oh, I already did. 454 00:17:32,441 --> 00:17:34,140 What are you talking about? 455 00:17:34,165 --> 00:17:35,925 The network said it had to be in by 3:00, 456 00:17:35,950 --> 00:17:38,144 so the studio told me to deliver the latest cut. 457 00:17:38,169 --> 00:17:39,669 Why didn't you tell me that? 458 00:17:39,694 --> 00:17:41,941 You said never to interrupt you when you're executive producing. 459 00:17:41,965 --> 00:17:43,143 Call the network right now 460 00:17:43,167 --> 00:17:44,735 and tell them that a new cut is on the way. 461 00:17:44,759 --> 00:17:47,497 I can't. They're at a corporate retreat and unreachable. 462 00:17:47,522 --> 00:17:50,088 That's why it needed to be in by 3:00. 463 00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:53,371 That makes three. 464 00:17:53,396 --> 00:17:54,968 Three rejections just today. 465 00:17:54,993 --> 00:17:56,695 Hey, it only takes one, right? 466 00:17:56,720 --> 00:17:58,654 That's what I keep telling myself, 467 00:17:58,679 --> 00:18:00,946 but I think I need one of Dad's famous 468 00:18:00,971 --> 00:18:02,337 "fight for your art" pep talks. 469 00:18:02,477 --> 00:18:04,276 - Ah! - Oh, good, you're home. 470 00:18:04,301 --> 00:18:05,868 Rogelio, tell Jane what it's like 471 00:18:05,893 --> 00:18:07,773 finally getting to work on your passion project. 472 00:18:07,807 --> 00:18:08,972 Oh. 473 00:18:08,997 --> 00:18:11,794 Sure. Well, it's, uh, horrible. 474 00:18:11,819 --> 00:18:14,144 My career is over. I might as well quit. 475 00:18:14,169 --> 00:18:15,196 Why? 476 00:18:15,239 --> 00:18:17,337 Because your daughter needs a pep talk. 477 00:18:17,362 --> 00:18:18,807 She got a few more rejection letters. 478 00:18:18,831 --> 00:18:20,597 Oh, I'm sorry. 479 00:18:20,622 --> 00:18:22,221 You have to believe in yourself, Jane. 480 00:18:22,246 --> 00:18:24,213 That is the most important thing. 481 00:18:24,564 --> 00:18:26,464 The crazy thing is, is I actually do. 482 00:18:26,737 --> 00:18:29,217 I think that there is an agent out there who will love my book, 483 00:18:29,241 --> 00:18:31,281 but my manuscript's not even getting to their desks. 484 00:18:31,310 --> 00:18:34,244 - How do you know? - I worked in publishing. 485 00:18:34,269 --> 00:18:36,539 I'm getting form letter rejections from assistants. 486 00:18:36,564 --> 00:18:39,649 The last one was addressed to "Jake Villanuts." 487 00:18:41,166 --> 00:18:44,200 H-Have you heard back from everyone? 488 00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:47,067 Well, not Isabel Allende's agent, 489 00:18:47,092 --> 00:18:49,960 but there's no way that my book is getting even near her. 490 00:18:49,985 --> 00:18:52,252 Unless you get it near her. 491 00:18:52,408 --> 00:18:56,076 Did I ever tell you how I got this scar? 492 00:18:56,101 --> 00:18:59,269 I'll make some tea. Remember your health, Rogelio. Keep calm. 493 00:18:59,294 --> 00:19:01,327 Of course. I'm perfectly calm. 494 00:19:01,352 --> 00:19:02,885 So, calmly. 495 00:19:02,910 --> 00:19:05,051 When I was a young actor in Mexico City, 496 00:19:05,076 --> 00:19:08,598 Alejandro Gonz�lez I��rritu was directing a movie about a hobo 497 00:19:08,623 --> 00:19:09,989 who through sheer handsomeness 498 00:19:10,014 --> 00:19:13,282 becomes the richest oil tycoon in the world. 499 00:19:13,307 --> 00:19:15,407 So I dressed as a homeless man 500 00:19:15,432 --> 00:19:19,034 and waited along the route I��rritu took every day to work. 501 00:19:19,059 --> 00:19:21,893 Then I saw his car, so I ran into traffic 502 00:19:21,918 --> 00:19:23,717 with a bucket and a squeegee. 503 00:19:23,742 --> 00:19:25,396 That's how you got your scar? 504 00:19:25,421 --> 00:19:27,388 You got hit by a car while method auditioning? 505 00:19:27,413 --> 00:19:29,180 No. 506 00:19:29,205 --> 00:19:32,973 I��rritu didn't recognize me and threatened to call the police. 507 00:19:33,189 --> 00:19:34,521 But I didn't give up. 508 00:19:34,546 --> 00:19:36,715 The next day, I went to I��rritu's house 509 00:19:36,740 --> 00:19:39,961 and hand-delivered my headshot to I��rritu's girlfriend. 510 00:19:39,986 --> 00:19:43,399 She was very nice and invited me inside. 511 00:19:43,424 --> 00:19:45,457 Then one thing led to another, 512 00:19:45,482 --> 00:19:47,815 and let's just say that when I��rritu got home, 513 00:19:47,840 --> 00:19:49,473 I had to jump out the window. 514 00:19:49,498 --> 00:19:50,777 And that's how you got your scar? 515 00:19:50,801 --> 00:19:53,931 No. I'm incredibly agile and landed on my feet, 516 00:19:53,956 --> 00:19:57,392 right in the middle of I��rritu's guard dogs. 517 00:19:57,417 --> 00:19:59,151 - So you were bitten? - No. 518 00:19:59,176 --> 00:20:01,906 I used my incredible cunning and a little hypnosis 519 00:20:01,931 --> 00:20:03,564 and got away, and then I��rritu 520 00:20:03,589 --> 00:20:05,410 found my headshot under his pillow. 521 00:20:05,435 --> 00:20:07,402 - And then you got the part? - No. 522 00:20:07,470 --> 00:20:11,339 Actually, I��rritu banned me from his sets for life. 523 00:20:11,494 --> 00:20:13,226 But the rumor of our feud 524 00:20:13,251 --> 00:20:16,228 got a ton of coverage in the Mexican tabloids, 525 00:20:16,253 --> 00:20:17,453 and all of that attention 526 00:20:17,478 --> 00:20:19,991 got me an audition for The Passions of Santos, 527 00:20:20,016 --> 00:20:22,883 which then launched my career. 528 00:20:22,952 --> 00:20:25,686 So you see, Jane, when you have a dream, 529 00:20:25,711 --> 00:20:27,577 you never give up. 530 00:20:27,778 --> 00:20:29,711 So how did you get the scar? 531 00:20:29,736 --> 00:20:31,769 Oh, oh... 532 00:20:31,794 --> 00:20:34,227 I cut myself while framing an issue 533 00:20:34,252 --> 00:20:35,986 of People en Espa�ol about the scandal. 534 00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:39,637 Well, it was the first time I saw my name in print. 535 00:20:39,878 --> 00:20:42,079 I still remember the headline. 536 00:20:42,104 --> 00:20:45,932 "Crazed D-Lister Stalks I��rritu." 537 00:20:47,475 --> 00:20:49,776 The point is, I didn't throw in the towel 538 00:20:49,844 --> 00:20:51,243 when things got hard. 539 00:20:51,444 --> 00:20:53,044 Hmm. Dad, you just came in here 540 00:20:53,069 --> 00:20:54,401 and said you were giving up, 541 00:20:54,426 --> 00:20:55,692 that your career was over. 542 00:20:55,717 --> 00:20:57,617 Well, I was wrong. I'm not giving up. 543 00:20:57,686 --> 00:20:59,619 And neither will you, Jake Villanuts. 544 00:20:59,688 --> 00:21:01,086 Now tell me. 545 00:21:01,111 --> 00:21:02,377 How badly do you want 546 00:21:02,402 --> 00:21:04,197 your manuscript read by this agent? 547 00:21:04,222 --> 00:21:06,523 I want it with everything that I am. 548 00:21:06,548 --> 00:21:08,448 Well, that's all I needed to hear. 549 00:21:08,473 --> 00:21:11,132 - I have a plan. - I am not going to break into 550 00:21:11,157 --> 00:21:13,397 the agent's house and put my manuscript under her pillow. 551 00:21:15,032 --> 00:21:17,502 Okay then. I have a plan B. 552 00:21:20,508 --> 00:21:22,535 Planning a covert operation requires 553 00:21:22,559 --> 00:21:24,469 stealth and discipline and... 554 00:21:24,494 --> 00:21:26,627 Moo Shu pork, yum. That was fantastic. 555 00:21:26,738 --> 00:21:28,505 Okay. Let's synchronize our watches. 556 00:21:28,530 --> 00:21:29,808 And go over the plan one more time. 557 00:21:29,832 --> 00:21:31,777 The agent leaves 558 00:21:31,802 --> 00:21:34,689 at 5:00 p.m. on Fridays with her weekend reading. 559 00:21:34,714 --> 00:21:37,015 At 4:40, you're gonna enter the building 560 00:21:37,040 --> 00:21:39,378 - disguised as a delivery person. - And I tell security, 561 00:21:39,403 --> 00:21:40,742 "I have a package for the fifth floor." 562 00:21:40,766 --> 00:21:42,597 At 4:48, you're gonna enter the agent's office 563 00:21:42,622 --> 00:21:44,112 and you're gonna use your decoy box 564 00:21:44,137 --> 00:21:45,736 to knock over the stack of manuscripts. 565 00:21:45,761 --> 00:21:47,461 And as I help pick up the fallen papers, 566 00:21:47,486 --> 00:21:49,292 I slide my manuscript on the top of her pile 567 00:21:49,317 --> 00:21:51,029 - for her weekend reading. - By the end of the day, 568 00:21:51,053 --> 00:21:52,907 the agent takes your novel home. Boom. 569 00:21:52,932 --> 00:21:54,164 Dad, you are amazing. 570 00:21:54,189 --> 00:21:55,534 But the mission isn't accomplished yet. 571 00:21:55,558 --> 00:21:56,869 To make it happen by the weekend, 572 00:21:56,893 --> 00:21:58,471 - we have to move quickly. - Mm-hmm. 573 00:22:00,129 --> 00:22:02,396 Rudy! Get me props, stat. 574 00:22:02,421 --> 00:22:04,522 I also need wardrobe and makeup. 575 00:22:04,547 --> 00:22:06,087 My daughter needs a great disguise. 576 00:22:06,112 --> 00:22:07,378 Wow. 577 00:22:07,403 --> 00:22:09,570 That's a really great disguise. 578 00:22:09,595 --> 00:22:11,649 Did Rogelio call Rose's mask maker? 579 00:22:11,804 --> 00:22:13,070 Oh. 580 00:22:13,095 --> 00:22:14,306 There she is. 581 00:22:14,330 --> 00:22:15,529 Hey. 582 00:22:15,597 --> 00:22:18,231 Hey. Uh, I booked a last-minute showing 583 00:22:18,256 --> 00:22:20,557 that I need to be at, like, five minutes ago. 584 00:22:20,582 --> 00:22:23,527 And I know I said I would pick up the girls, but I can't. 585 00:22:23,552 --> 00:22:25,620 And the nanny's still sick and Petra's in a meeting 586 00:22:25,645 --> 00:22:27,375 and I should really be in there with her and I... 587 00:22:27,399 --> 00:22:28,565 It's just, uh, 588 00:22:28,590 --> 00:22:30,390 I'm kind of in the middle of a business thing. 589 00:22:30,425 --> 00:22:33,188 - Wait, what business thing? - A none-of-your-business thing. 590 00:22:33,213 --> 00:22:35,038 Nothing, never mind, I'll pick up the girls. 591 00:22:35,063 --> 00:22:38,123 - No, Jane. What about the plan? - Don't worry. 592 00:22:38,148 --> 00:22:40,644 I've got one. Our cut needs to get to the network. 593 00:22:40,669 --> 00:22:42,847 We've worked too hard to get this project off the ground. 594 00:22:42,871 --> 00:22:44,177 My younger self would not 595 00:22:44,202 --> 00:22:45,549 have given up and neither will I. 596 00:22:45,574 --> 00:22:47,640 Agreed. But what does that have to do 597 00:22:47,665 --> 00:22:49,485 with... those hideous things? 598 00:22:49,510 --> 00:22:51,544 I found out that every year 599 00:22:51,569 --> 00:22:53,567 the network execs watch all their pilots 600 00:22:53,592 --> 00:22:55,459 at a remote wilderness lodge. 601 00:22:55,484 --> 00:22:57,295 No phones, no computers. 602 00:22:57,320 --> 00:22:59,206 - No audience testing. - But how will they know 603 00:22:59,231 --> 00:23:00,782 that straight men like boobs? 604 00:23:00,807 --> 00:23:03,032 It's just the top brass in a screening room. 605 00:23:03,057 --> 00:23:04,400 Totally off the grid. 606 00:23:04,425 --> 00:23:05,478 But... 607 00:23:05,503 --> 00:23:07,002 here's the grid. 608 00:23:07,027 --> 00:23:08,827 The lodge is here... 609 00:23:08,983 --> 00:23:10,783 surrounded by some swamp. 610 00:23:10,808 --> 00:23:12,814 So we'll need waders and camouflage 611 00:23:12,839 --> 00:23:13,939 fishing vests. 612 00:23:13,964 --> 00:23:17,431 The waders will help us to safely traverse the terrain. 613 00:23:17,782 --> 00:23:21,117 And the fishing vests will have pockets for all our needs. 614 00:23:21,142 --> 00:23:23,691 I wanted to get us self-destructing burner phones, 615 00:23:23,716 --> 00:23:26,308 but Rudy said those aren't real, so I just got us 616 00:23:26,333 --> 00:23:29,648 - regular boring burner phones. - _ 617 00:23:29,673 --> 00:23:31,377 We will wade in through the swamp, 618 00:23:31,402 --> 00:23:32,834 slip into the screening room 619 00:23:32,859 --> 00:23:34,947 while they're at lunch, swap out the tape 620 00:23:34,972 --> 00:23:37,673 and no one will ever know. Are you in? 621 00:23:37,698 --> 00:23:39,464 There is no way in hell she's gonna... 622 00:23:39,489 --> 00:23:41,055 I am so in. 623 00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:42,632 Wow. Okay. 624 00:23:42,657 --> 00:23:45,291 We cannot let them keep on shifting 625 00:23:45,316 --> 00:23:47,716 the focus younger and younger and younger. 626 00:23:47,741 --> 00:23:49,719 - What are we doing here? - I just have 627 00:23:49,744 --> 00:23:51,798 to make a quick delivery and then we'll be out of here. 628 00:23:51,822 --> 00:23:53,297 What kind of delivery? 629 00:23:53,322 --> 00:23:55,268 Are you a secret drug runner? 630 00:23:55,293 --> 00:23:58,448 No. No, I just... just my book. 631 00:23:58,473 --> 00:24:00,573 And I've been working on it for the past year. 632 00:24:00,598 --> 00:24:02,723 Actually, years. I've worked on it for years 633 00:24:02,748 --> 00:24:04,443 and I need to get it to somebody to read it. 634 00:24:04,467 --> 00:24:06,233 Then what's with the off-brand polo? 635 00:24:06,303 --> 00:24:07,702 You look like a caddy. 636 00:24:07,727 --> 00:24:09,893 It's complicated. And I know 637 00:24:09,918 --> 00:24:11,783 you're still mad at me for tattling, 638 00:24:11,808 --> 00:24:13,952 but right now I need you both to be on your best behavior. 639 00:24:13,976 --> 00:24:16,110 What's in it for us? 640 00:24:16,135 --> 00:24:17,801 Here's the thing: 641 00:24:17,826 --> 00:24:19,359 nothing is in it for you. 642 00:24:19,384 --> 00:24:21,227 Because you don't do something for someone 643 00:24:21,252 --> 00:24:22,327 just to get something. 644 00:24:22,352 --> 00:24:23,884 I'm asking you 645 00:24:23,953 --> 00:24:26,253 for your help as your future stepmom 646 00:24:26,278 --> 00:24:27,843 who loves you. 647 00:24:29,179 --> 00:24:30,813 We need to hurry. Please. 648 00:24:30,838 --> 00:24:31,903 Just act natural. 649 00:24:31,928 --> 00:24:33,961 Delivery lady. 650 00:24:33,986 --> 00:24:36,086 Just, uh, making some deliveries. 651 00:24:36,111 --> 00:24:38,310 Per the yuj. What up? 652 00:24:38,335 --> 00:24:40,402 Yeah, very natural, Jane. 653 00:24:41,938 --> 00:24:43,304 Okay, you stay here 654 00:24:43,329 --> 00:24:44,569 and, uh, hide behind that plant 655 00:24:44,594 --> 00:24:46,294 while I take a delivery box. 656 00:24:46,319 --> 00:24:47,852 Shoot, the box. 657 00:24:47,877 --> 00:24:49,076 Left it in the car. 658 00:24:49,101 --> 00:24:50,566 Uh, it's fine. 659 00:24:50,591 --> 00:24:52,995 - I-I can go get it. - Why do you need a box? 660 00:24:53,020 --> 00:24:55,793 Because she's pretending to be a delivery person 661 00:24:55,818 --> 00:24:57,218 to get past security. 662 00:24:57,243 --> 00:24:58,743 - Obvi. - Excuse me, ma'am. 663 00:24:58,768 --> 00:25:00,698 - Can I help you? - Uh-oh. 664 00:25:00,723 --> 00:25:02,990 Looks like this plan is set to self-destruct 665 00:25:03,015 --> 00:25:06,081 in three, two, one. 666 00:25:07,136 --> 00:25:09,495 - What is your business here? - Lose the badge. 667 00:25:10,594 --> 00:25:12,381 Excuse me? Don't you know 668 00:25:12,406 --> 00:25:14,305 who our mother is? 669 00:25:14,770 --> 00:25:16,837 - Anna and Ellie Beedham. - _ 670 00:25:17,068 --> 00:25:19,077 Her assistant said she was calling ahead. 671 00:25:19,102 --> 00:25:20,968 She is so fired. 672 00:25:20,993 --> 00:25:22,667 - So fired. - Wait, stop. 673 00:25:22,692 --> 00:25:23,824 Let's not fire anyone. 674 00:25:23,849 --> 00:25:25,015 It could have been me. 675 00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:26,351 Now, what floor did you say you're going to? 676 00:25:26,375 --> 00:25:28,642 The 26th. Beedham. 677 00:25:28,711 --> 00:25:30,111 And you are? 678 00:25:34,861 --> 00:25:36,494 I'm their nanny. 679 00:25:36,519 --> 00:25:37,718 Got it. 680 00:25:39,222 --> 00:25:42,579 Thank you so much, girls, that was amazing. 681 00:25:42,604 --> 00:25:44,302 A-And real quick... 682 00:25:44,327 --> 00:25:46,167 it's okay that I told him that I was your nanny 683 00:25:46,195 --> 00:25:47,494 because I was using his bias against him. 684 00:25:47,518 --> 00:25:50,307 So it was subversive. Huh? Do you know what that means? 685 00:25:50,332 --> 00:25:51,897 Of course we do. We're not idiots. 686 00:25:53,914 --> 00:25:56,248 What the hell are you wearing? 687 00:25:56,702 --> 00:25:59,069 Oh, I'm trying on clothes. 688 00:25:59,094 --> 00:26:00,317 F-For a work thing. 689 00:26:00,342 --> 00:26:02,142 What are you doing here? 690 00:26:02,210 --> 00:26:04,076 I'm on my way to New York. 691 00:26:04,189 --> 00:26:06,656 Two of my clients are on the brink of divorce 692 00:26:06,685 --> 00:26:08,859 so I have to do an emergency counseling session 693 00:26:08,884 --> 00:26:10,170 and Esteban is away. 694 00:26:10,195 --> 00:26:11,564 So I need you to take Baby 695 00:26:11,589 --> 00:26:13,196 - for the next two days. - Oh. 696 00:26:13,221 --> 00:26:16,199 Oh, but I-I-I, I-I have a, a-a very 697 00:26:16,224 --> 00:26:17,990 - big... - And totally insane... 698 00:26:18,189 --> 00:26:20,756 ... work thing, yeah. The fate of my show hangs... 699 00:26:20,781 --> 00:26:22,248 Rogelio. 700 00:26:22,273 --> 00:26:23,739 I just covered your ass 701 00:26:23,764 --> 00:26:25,330 and now I need you to cover mine. 702 00:26:25,399 --> 00:26:26,965 You said it yourself. You owe me. 703 00:26:27,164 --> 00:26:28,997 Prioritize your daughter. 704 00:26:29,022 --> 00:26:30,256 I do prioritize her. 705 00:26:30,281 --> 00:26:31,880 No, you haven't been lately. 706 00:26:31,905 --> 00:26:34,606 You've been prioritizing work. 707 00:26:35,544 --> 00:26:36,796 These are the moments, Rogelio. 708 00:26:36,821 --> 00:26:38,354 You won't get them back. 709 00:26:38,379 --> 00:26:40,244 Baby won't be a baby forever. 710 00:26:40,269 --> 00:26:42,235 Of course I'll take her. 711 00:26:42,260 --> 00:26:43,559 Thank you. 712 00:26:43,671 --> 00:26:45,771 And, uh, a little advice. 713 00:26:45,796 --> 00:26:46,995 Whatever Duck Dynasty 714 00:26:47,020 --> 00:26:48,987 is offering, it's not worth it; you look absurd. 715 00:26:49,056 --> 00:26:51,222 Wha... 716 00:26:51,291 --> 00:26:53,891 I know. 717 00:26:53,959 --> 00:26:57,395 The idea that I could look absurd is absurd. Mwah. 718 00:26:59,031 --> 00:27:00,331 Yeah. 719 00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:01,999 River? 720 00:27:02,068 --> 00:27:03,467 There has been a change of plans. 721 00:27:04,770 --> 00:27:07,071 Wait, what happened with their plan? 722 00:27:14,714 --> 00:27:16,847 I can't believe that worked! 723 00:27:16,916 --> 00:27:18,916 - Oh, yay. - Did you see that? 724 00:27:18,984 --> 00:27:20,829 I just put the manuscript right on top of the pile. 725 00:27:20,853 --> 00:27:22,886 We'll lie for you any time, Aunt Jane. 726 00:27:24,790 --> 00:27:26,257 Okay... 727 00:27:26,326 --> 00:27:28,225 Wait, I... Uh... 728 00:27:28,381 --> 00:27:31,783 I-I did that because it was a last resort. 729 00:27:31,808 --> 00:27:34,075 But that was wrong and I really shouldn't 730 00:27:34,100 --> 00:27:35,643 have lied and pretended to be somebody else 731 00:27:35,667 --> 00:27:37,901 and I definitely shouldn't have dragged you into this. 732 00:27:37,926 --> 00:27:39,292 So... 733 00:27:39,317 --> 00:27:43,020 as punishment, I get no iPad for a week. 734 00:27:44,091 --> 00:27:45,242 I'm serious. 735 00:27:45,310 --> 00:27:47,044 And I want you both to enforce it. 736 00:27:47,401 --> 00:27:49,000 If you catch me even looking at one, 737 00:27:49,025 --> 00:27:50,124 I want you to take it away. 738 00:27:52,317 --> 00:27:54,918 I really hope that agent reads your book. 739 00:27:54,987 --> 00:27:57,387 Yeah. Me, too. 740 00:27:59,258 --> 00:28:00,557 Mm. 741 00:28:02,661 --> 00:28:04,093 I think... 742 00:28:04,162 --> 00:28:06,095 this is it. 743 00:28:06,562 --> 00:28:07,995 My last shot. 744 00:28:09,668 --> 00:28:11,033 What? 745 00:28:11,985 --> 00:28:13,603 If the agent likes my book... 746 00:28:13,716 --> 00:28:16,350 - She will. - I hope so. 747 00:28:16,375 --> 00:28:18,375 That would be... 748 00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:20,200 everything. 749 00:28:20,225 --> 00:28:22,124 But if not... 750 00:28:22,149 --> 00:28:24,282 then I need to move on. 751 00:28:24,570 --> 00:28:26,202 To the next chapter of my life. 752 00:28:26,227 --> 00:28:27,827 You mean, give up writing? 753 00:28:27,852 --> 00:28:30,153 Not give up. Just... 754 00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:32,966 look at it more like a hobby, 755 00:28:32,991 --> 00:28:34,491 less of a career. 756 00:28:35,414 --> 00:28:37,696 - That feels like giving up. - No. 757 00:28:37,729 --> 00:28:40,963 No, it feels like I'm being realistic. 758 00:28:41,119 --> 00:28:43,420 I mean, my dad guaranteed my last book. 759 00:28:43,445 --> 00:28:44,944 And with this one... 760 00:28:44,969 --> 00:28:46,903 I mean... 761 00:28:46,971 --> 00:28:48,637 I'm proud of what I wrote. 762 00:28:48,662 --> 00:28:50,796 It's what I wanted to write. 763 00:28:51,513 --> 00:28:52,786 But if I can't sell it, 764 00:28:52,811 --> 00:28:54,611 then I need to find another way to make money. 765 00:28:54,636 --> 00:28:56,836 And contribute. And leave the Marbella, 766 00:28:56,871 --> 00:28:58,357 which I always say I will, 767 00:28:58,382 --> 00:28:59,870 but I keep ending up back there 768 00:28:59,895 --> 00:29:01,694 and I want to get out so badly. 769 00:29:01,719 --> 00:29:03,019 Yeah, I get that. 770 00:29:03,379 --> 00:29:06,114 I just hope she loves your book. 771 00:29:06,139 --> 00:29:09,174 Yeah. Me, too. 772 00:29:16,952 --> 00:29:18,952 _ 773 00:29:20,556 --> 00:29:22,515 Which brings us, friends, to the morning 774 00:29:22,540 --> 00:29:25,541 when Jane turned 30 years and six months old. 775 00:29:26,015 --> 00:29:28,850 The day her life changed forever. 776 00:29:39,026 --> 00:29:40,792 Good morning. 777 00:29:41,492 --> 00:29:44,059 Isabel Allende's agent read my book... 778 00:29:44,084 --> 00:29:46,752 And she passed. 779 00:29:46,996 --> 00:29:48,629 Oh, I'm so sorry. 780 00:29:48,654 --> 00:29:50,286 You okay? 781 00:29:50,311 --> 00:29:52,444 It's just, uh... 782 00:29:52,469 --> 00:29:55,035 I kept reminding myself how hard it was 783 00:29:55,060 --> 00:29:56,427 to get out of the pile. 784 00:29:56,452 --> 00:29:58,085 But I did. 785 00:29:58,690 --> 00:30:01,191 And my work was read. 786 00:30:01,598 --> 00:30:03,632 But it wasn't good enough. 787 00:30:05,458 --> 00:30:08,292 So... I have to move on. 788 00:30:08,317 --> 00:30:09,650 No, you don't. 789 00:30:09,675 --> 00:30:11,128 - I have to be realistic. - Why? 790 00:30:11,153 --> 00:30:12,553 Because it's time. 791 00:30:12,622 --> 00:30:15,656 I gave myself one more book. 792 00:30:16,078 --> 00:30:18,345 - It's time. - I really love 793 00:30:18,370 --> 00:30:20,027 your book, Mommy. 794 00:30:20,096 --> 00:30:22,430 Thanks, Mr. Sweetface. 795 00:30:22,543 --> 00:30:25,577 Our... 796 00:30:25,602 --> 00:30:29,236 story... be... gins... 797 00:30:29,305 --> 00:30:32,940 Mateo, that is the opening line of my book! You just read that! 798 00:30:33,303 --> 00:30:34,902 - I read it! - You read! 799 00:30:36,312 --> 00:30:39,113 See? Something good already came from it. 800 00:30:40,337 --> 00:30:41,503 Ew! 801 00:30:41,528 --> 00:30:42,938 No more kissing. More reading. 802 00:30:42,963 --> 00:30:44,295 You got it. 803 00:30:44,320 --> 00:30:46,220 "'I want to run faster, ' 804 00:30:46,289 --> 00:30:47,687 he said to the cow. 805 00:30:47,756 --> 00:30:51,558 'But I'm a slow turtle, and I don't know how.'" 806 00:30:55,653 --> 00:31:00,653 _ 807 00:31:00,677 --> 00:31:05,677 _ 808 00:31:05,685 --> 00:31:07,017 Yeah... 809 00:31:08,398 --> 00:31:10,640 And, friends, that's when... 810 00:31:10,665 --> 00:31:12,022 Oh, my God. 811 00:31:12,047 --> 00:31:14,401 My baby Baby's walking. 812 00:31:14,426 --> 00:31:15,793 You did it. 813 00:31:15,818 --> 00:31:18,308 Oh, my God, I cannot believe this. 814 00:31:19,888 --> 00:31:22,209 You know what? Let's not take this. 815 00:31:22,234 --> 00:31:26,670 Let's just enjoy our time together and take selfies. 816 00:31:26,695 --> 00:31:28,761 Okay? 817 00:31:32,543 --> 00:31:34,110 The girls told me what you had them do. 818 00:31:34,135 --> 00:31:36,936 I can't believe they tattled on me. 819 00:31:36,961 --> 00:31:38,651 It's not funny, Jane. 820 00:31:38,676 --> 00:31:40,116 How could you not tell me about this? 821 00:31:40,140 --> 00:31:41,739 Because I handled it. 822 00:31:41,764 --> 00:31:43,197 The girls are never gonna trust me 823 00:31:43,222 --> 00:31:44,687 if I tell you every single thing. 824 00:31:44,712 --> 00:31:46,479 Oh, well, too bad. I'm their mother. 825 00:31:46,504 --> 00:31:48,624 Yes, you're their mother, but I'm not their nanny. 826 00:31:48,737 --> 00:31:50,604 You can't just hand out orders to me. 827 00:31:50,629 --> 00:31:54,174 I didn't plan to involve the girls, it just kind of happened, 828 00:31:54,199 --> 00:31:56,010 and I'm sorry, I really am. 829 00:31:56,035 --> 00:31:58,068 But I made sure the girls knew that it was wrong. 830 00:31:58,093 --> 00:31:59,570 - Uh... - And I'm gonna work really hard to make sure 831 00:31:59,594 --> 00:32:00,904 that they follow through with their therapy, 832 00:32:00,928 --> 00:32:03,255 but I need to have my own relationship with them. 833 00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:04,873 For the record, they would have 834 00:32:04,897 --> 00:32:07,221 their own relationship, one of the most trying relationships 835 00:32:07,245 --> 00:32:09,662 of Jane's life. 836 00:32:09,687 --> 00:32:11,357 But I'm getting ahead of myself. 837 00:32:11,382 --> 00:32:14,142 So no, I-I'm not going to tell you everything, 838 00:32:14,167 --> 00:32:16,626 but like you said, the most important thing is that 839 00:32:16,651 --> 00:32:20,012 they feel safe and loved, which they do now, with me. 840 00:32:22,416 --> 00:32:24,227 - Hello? - This is Dr. Price. 841 00:32:24,251 --> 00:32:25,967 We amputated your mother's leg, 842 00:32:25,992 --> 00:32:28,286 but she's taken a turn for the worse. 843 00:32:28,311 --> 00:32:31,446 Sorry to have to tell you this, but she's now on life support. 844 00:32:32,562 --> 00:32:34,236 I told you before, you can pull the plug. 845 00:32:34,261 --> 00:32:35,994 Actually, you need to put that in writing. 846 00:32:36,019 --> 00:32:37,206 I did put it in writing. 847 00:32:37,231 --> 00:32:38,817 A text with a plug emoji 848 00:32:38,842 --> 00:32:40,709 and a thumbs-up doesn't count. 849 00:32:40,734 --> 00:32:42,401 You need to do it in person. 850 00:32:42,469 --> 00:32:44,702 Fine. 851 00:32:45,111 --> 00:32:47,144 I need to go to the hospital to unplug my mother. 852 00:32:47,169 --> 00:32:48,502 Let's continue this in the car. 853 00:32:55,443 --> 00:32:57,443 _ 854 00:32:57,468 --> 00:32:59,768 Finally. 855 00:33:13,299 --> 00:33:15,499 Got it. 856 00:33:15,568 --> 00:33:17,701 My father's watch? 857 00:33:17,726 --> 00:33:21,138 The watch has nothing to do with it. 858 00:33:21,163 --> 00:33:23,663 It's what's inside. 859 00:33:27,305 --> 00:33:28,437 A fingerprint? 860 00:33:28,462 --> 00:33:29,660 Your father's. 861 00:33:30,615 --> 00:33:32,882 Which means we can open it. 862 00:33:32,951 --> 00:33:34,784 Open... ? 863 00:33:37,922 --> 00:33:40,590 Holy... 864 00:33:40,658 --> 00:33:43,293 Oh, yeah. 865 00:33:44,429 --> 00:33:46,396 It's go time, girl. 866 00:33:52,066 --> 00:33:54,332 They always look so peaceful, don't they? 867 00:33:54,357 --> 00:33:55,757 Before they cross over? 868 00:33:55,782 --> 00:33:58,417 Mm? Oh, yeah. She looks great. 869 00:33:58,442 --> 00:34:00,976 So should we get this show on the road? 870 00:34:01,001 --> 00:34:02,434 Excuse me? 871 00:34:02,459 --> 00:34:04,226 Unplug her? 872 00:34:05,710 --> 00:34:08,811 This is very... uh... painful, 873 00:34:08,836 --> 00:34:11,971 uh, so, sooner the better. 874 00:34:11,996 --> 00:34:13,262 I understand. 875 00:34:13,287 --> 00:34:14,819 I'll get the paperwork, 876 00:34:14,844 --> 00:34:16,776 give you a chance to say goodbye to your mother. 877 00:34:16,801 --> 00:34:17,866 Perfect. 878 00:34:17,891 --> 00:34:19,257 You can hold her hand. 879 00:34:25,681 --> 00:34:27,080 Awesome. Thank you. 880 00:34:44,208 --> 00:34:45,642 You okay? 881 00:34:46,160 --> 00:34:47,527 Is it done? 882 00:34:49,021 --> 00:34:51,321 No, not yet. I just needed to get out of there. 883 00:34:51,346 --> 00:34:53,879 It's okay to feel sad. 884 00:34:53,904 --> 00:34:55,837 I do. 885 00:34:55,862 --> 00:35:00,332 Because... I feel nothing for her. 886 00:35:00,767 --> 00:35:02,333 I was standing 887 00:35:02,358 --> 00:35:05,592 over her body trying to remind myself 888 00:35:05,617 --> 00:35:10,320 of some of the good things she's done, but I couldn't. 889 00:35:10,679 --> 00:35:12,713 She was a horrible, 890 00:35:12,738 --> 00:35:16,206 selfish, evil person, and growing up with her was awful. 891 00:35:16,231 --> 00:35:17,797 I know. 892 00:35:17,822 --> 00:35:20,121 And you don't have to cry for your mother. 893 00:35:20,146 --> 00:35:23,180 You can cry for yourself because you deserved better. 894 00:35:23,521 --> 00:35:25,922 - Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 895 00:35:28,572 --> 00:35:31,035 She's the reason I'm so strict with the girls. 896 00:35:31,060 --> 00:35:33,160 If even some of her genes passed down to them... 897 00:35:33,185 --> 00:35:35,519 Stop. The twins are great. 898 00:35:35,544 --> 00:35:37,810 - They lie. - Oh, all kids lie. 899 00:35:37,835 --> 00:35:39,268 They're just smarter than most. 900 00:35:39,293 --> 00:35:41,659 But they're gonna be all right because they have you. 901 00:35:41,684 --> 00:35:44,718 And Rafael, and me. And we're a team. 902 00:35:44,743 --> 00:35:46,309 Don't say it. 903 00:35:46,334 --> 00:35:47,466 Team Twins. 904 00:35:47,491 --> 00:35:49,003 Lame Jane strikes again. 905 00:35:49,028 --> 00:35:51,128 - They told you, huh? - Yes. 906 00:35:52,477 --> 00:35:54,737 - Hey. You okay? - Yes, I am. 907 00:35:54,762 --> 00:35:56,763 - You didn't have to come. - Oh, stop. 908 00:35:56,788 --> 00:35:58,188 We are family. 909 00:36:04,229 --> 00:36:05,361 Hello? 910 00:36:05,386 --> 00:36:09,321 And, friends, I did say her life would change forever. 911 00:36:11,761 --> 00:36:14,128 Oh, my God. 912 00:36:14,153 --> 00:36:16,086 Thank you. 913 00:36:16,111 --> 00:36:17,709 Who was that? 914 00:36:17,734 --> 00:36:19,834 - An agent. A really big one. - And? 915 00:36:19,859 --> 00:36:20,899 She wants to represent me. 916 00:36:20,924 --> 00:36:22,102 - Jane! - What?! 917 00:36:22,127 --> 00:36:23,526 - Jane! - Yes! 918 00:36:23,551 --> 00:36:25,250 Yes! 919 00:36:25,982 --> 00:36:28,972 Oh, my God, Jane, that's amazing. 920 00:36:29,886 --> 00:36:30,985 Um... 921 00:36:31,054 --> 00:36:33,655 - Oh... - I'm really sorry. 922 00:36:33,680 --> 00:36:36,515 I couldn't get the tape. I tried to, trust me. 923 00:36:36,540 --> 00:36:38,606 - What happened, did the map not work? - No. 924 00:36:39,153 --> 00:36:41,886 I wasn't gonna go into that swamp alone. 925 00:36:41,911 --> 00:36:43,311 I sent PJ. 926 00:36:43,336 --> 00:36:45,470 - Who's PJ? - Girl Rudy. 927 00:36:46,469 --> 00:36:48,713 But she couldn't pull it off. 928 00:36:48,738 --> 00:36:50,583 And between you and me, I don't even know how hard she tried. 929 00:36:50,607 --> 00:36:52,053 Well, you know what? I-I actually think 930 00:36:52,077 --> 00:36:54,244 - it's for the best. - What are you talking about? 931 00:36:54,269 --> 00:36:56,203 Well, the first cut was actually really good. 932 00:36:56,228 --> 00:36:59,863 And maybe right now, for where I am in my life, 933 00:37:00,437 --> 00:37:02,204 not being the star is a good thing. 934 00:37:02,229 --> 00:37:03,862 What, are you having a stroke? 935 00:37:03,887 --> 00:37:05,653 You're not making any sense. 936 00:37:05,678 --> 00:37:07,110 I know, it's crazy. 937 00:37:07,135 --> 00:37:09,468 All right, but I... But today, 938 00:37:09,758 --> 00:37:12,926 I-I got to see my daughter walk for the first time. 939 00:37:12,951 --> 00:37:15,296 And I would have missed that, just like I missed 940 00:37:15,321 --> 00:37:19,256 Jane's first steps, and I don't want to. 941 00:37:19,281 --> 00:37:20,865 And I had a health scare, 942 00:37:20,890 --> 00:37:24,818 and, well, all of that made me realize that I am ready 943 00:37:24,843 --> 00:37:26,609 for the next phase in my life. 944 00:37:26,634 --> 00:37:29,196 I am okay being sidelined just a little, 945 00:37:29,221 --> 00:37:31,686 becoming one of the standout supporting characters 946 00:37:31,711 --> 00:37:33,177 that people look forward to, 947 00:37:33,202 --> 00:37:34,927 the one who goes on to win 948 00:37:35,184 --> 00:37:37,419 Teen Choice Awards... 949 00:37:37,444 --> 00:37:39,744 the spice, not the dish... 950 00:37:39,769 --> 00:37:42,503 so I can enjoy other parts of my life. 951 00:37:42,528 --> 00:37:45,896 Well, that's great. That's just perfect. 952 00:37:45,921 --> 00:37:50,022 Oh, come on. Aren't you ready to slow down, just a little? 953 00:37:50,047 --> 00:37:51,414 And focus on what? 954 00:37:51,587 --> 00:37:54,087 It's different for you. 955 00:37:54,112 --> 00:37:55,937 You've got these great relationships 956 00:37:55,962 --> 00:37:57,360 with your daughters. 957 00:37:57,476 --> 00:37:58,476 Whereas mine 958 00:37:58,501 --> 00:38:00,701 barely even speaks to me. 959 00:38:00,835 --> 00:38:02,633 You have a daughter? 960 00:38:02,658 --> 00:38:05,759 Yes. In fact, you've met her. 961 00:38:05,784 --> 00:38:07,050 Excuse me? 962 00:38:07,712 --> 00:38:09,179 She's our P.A. 963 00:38:13,442 --> 00:38:14,976 Girl Rudy? 964 00:38:15,001 --> 00:38:16,868 Yeah. PJ. 965 00:38:16,893 --> 00:38:18,025 The P is for Pond. 966 00:38:18,050 --> 00:38:21,408 Pond Juniper Fields. 967 00:38:21,433 --> 00:38:22,764 Why didn't you tell me? 968 00:38:22,789 --> 00:38:24,289 She doesn't want people to know. 969 00:38:24,694 --> 00:38:26,844 That's why I'm mean to her. 970 00:38:26,869 --> 00:38:29,036 She wants to be treated like everyone else. 971 00:38:29,392 --> 00:38:31,158 Wow, I can't believe it. 972 00:38:31,183 --> 00:38:33,484 Well, it's true. She hates me. 973 00:38:33,509 --> 00:38:35,343 That's why I bury myself 974 00:38:35,368 --> 00:38:38,135 in my work, so I don't have to face the fact 975 00:38:38,160 --> 00:38:40,994 that I failed as a mother. 976 00:38:42,454 --> 00:38:43,986 Well, you know what? 977 00:38:44,011 --> 00:38:45,644 I can help you win her back. 978 00:38:45,669 --> 00:38:47,769 - No, it's too late. - Don't say that. 979 00:38:47,794 --> 00:38:50,895 I reconnected with Jane when she was 23 and a half. 980 00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:53,108 And the connection between a mother and a daughter 981 00:38:53,133 --> 00:38:54,907 is so sacred. 982 00:38:54,932 --> 00:38:58,334 Well... sometimes. 983 00:39:06,244 --> 00:39:10,580 Mother, I wish your life had been easier. 984 00:39:10,605 --> 00:39:12,830 And therefore, my life had been easier. 985 00:39:14,728 --> 00:39:16,795 Soon, you'll be in a better place. 986 00:39:16,820 --> 00:39:18,253 Or not. 987 00:39:18,278 --> 00:39:20,779 - Are you ready? - Yeah, I'm ready. 988 00:39:21,479 --> 00:39:23,513 Did Magda just squeeze her hand? 989 00:39:24,397 --> 00:39:26,138 Talk about a death grip. 990 00:39:26,163 --> 00:39:27,895 I'll just sign with the other hand. 991 00:39:27,920 --> 00:39:29,153 Not quite ready to let go. 992 00:39:33,110 --> 00:39:34,475 C-Can I have a proxy sign for me? 993 00:39:34,500 --> 00:39:35,867 Jane, Raf? Either one of you? 994 00:39:37,255 --> 00:39:38,521 There's activity. 995 00:39:38,546 --> 00:39:40,013 It's a miracle. 996 00:39:41,978 --> 00:39:43,644 It's alive! 997 00:39:44,980 --> 00:39:46,913 We should order flowers. 998 00:39:47,087 --> 00:39:49,454 - For Magda? - No. For Petra. 999 00:39:49,552 --> 00:39:52,586 I have a suggestion for flowers. 1000 00:39:52,611 --> 00:39:55,378 Now that everything is in place, we can move forward. 1001 00:39:56,007 --> 00:39:57,771 Is everyone ready? 1002 00:40:02,131 --> 00:40:06,734 How about... a half dozen roses? 1003 00:40:08,694 --> 00:40:13,694 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com - 71059

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