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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 0 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,000 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org 1 00:02:51,119 --> 00:02:51,383 Ford goes from here to there. 2 00:03:45,876 --> 00:03:47,537 Good morning. 3 00:04:04,797 --> 00:04:07,994 I'm ready when you are, sir. 4 00:04:12,872 --> 00:04:13,839 Well? 5 00:04:16,409 --> 00:04:19,003 - The boss! - What are you waiting for? 6 00:04:19,211 --> 00:04:21,179 Where's the foreman? 7 00:04:22,615 --> 00:04:24,048 Here, sir. 8 00:04:24,250 --> 00:04:28,880 I'm counting on you to speed the work up. 9 00:04:29,088 --> 00:04:31,648 - We have no blueprint. - No blueprint? 10 00:04:32,925 --> 00:04:34,722 We can't just improvise. 11 00:04:52,478 --> 00:04:54,173 Mr. Morel. 12 00:04:54,380 --> 00:04:56,439 Hello, Mr. Morel. 13 00:04:56,649 --> 00:04:58,879 We've run into a few problems, 14 00:04:59,084 --> 00:05:03,214 but our model will be ready for the show in Amsterdam. 15 00:05:06,459 --> 00:05:10,054 - Your name, please? - Maria Kimberley. 16 00:05:30,787 --> 00:05:34,518 It's every man for himself here! What a madhouse! 17 00:05:39,062 --> 00:05:42,395 I see you've considered every detail carefully. 18 00:06:21,965 --> 00:06:24,456 Give me that! It's the wrong design! 19 00:06:28,505 --> 00:06:30,803 Where's the new design? 20 00:06:36,282 --> 00:06:39,547 We have no measurements for the booth! 21 00:06:39,752 --> 00:06:43,017 That's your job! Call Amsterdam! 22 00:06:43,222 --> 00:06:46,817 Time's running out. I have no measurements. 23 00:06:47,993 --> 00:06:49,620 Get me Amsterdam. 24 00:06:54,828 --> 00:06:57,524 I handle public relations. That's my job. 25 00:06:56,531 --> 00:06:58,226 Go right ahead. 26 00:06:56,306 --> 00:06:59,036 Doesn't he look handsome? 27 00:06:57,843 --> 00:06:59,743 Morning, sir. He's so nice. 28 00:06:57,413 --> 00:07:03,283 A call from Altra for the expo organizer. 29 00:07:09,689 --> 00:07:13,022 - What's that? - I didn't say anything! 30 00:07:15,862 --> 00:07:18,558 Hold the line. I don't understand. 31 00:07:26,974 --> 00:07:30,842 They're giving measurements, but I don't understand. Please come. 32 00:07:50,789 --> 00:07:55,021 You need a check, right? I just have to call Dad. 33 00:07:55,227 --> 00:07:58,025 We can get by for now. 34 00:08:30,973 --> 00:08:32,770 It's 6:00. 35 00:08:35,878 --> 00:08:40,713 Gentleman, you can't leave! We have to finish tonight! 36 00:08:42,518 --> 00:08:47,512 The camping car must leave for Amsterdam tomorrow! 37 00:09:00,971 --> 00:09:04,407 That goes in the station wagon. The boxes go in the truck. 38 00:09:04,608 --> 00:09:06,166 Then say so! 39 00:09:06,810 --> 00:09:11,213 - Don't break anything! - Just following orders. 40 00:09:15,152 --> 00:09:17,677 How can I work with these people? 41 00:09:24,762 --> 00:09:27,663 - Go on! - Easier said than done! 42 00:09:27,865 --> 00:09:28,923 Come on. 43 00:09:29,133 --> 00:09:31,761 More brochures? We won't run out! 44 00:09:31,969 --> 00:09:35,564 See there? Check out our "public relations." 45 00:09:35,940 --> 00:09:39,603 - On the roof. - Move it forward so it's level. 46 00:09:39,810 --> 00:09:43,507 Careful, that's my car. 47 00:09:46,317 --> 00:09:48,581 All aboard for Amsterdam! 48 00:09:55,628 --> 00:09:57,596 What'd you expect? 49 00:10:00,032 --> 00:10:03,490 You gotta be kidding! I don't believe it! 50 00:10:07,606 --> 00:10:10,666 You speak English? 51 00:10:19,819 --> 00:10:21,582 Allow me to introduce... 52 00:10:21,787 --> 00:10:25,518 - We've met. - Hello. So you're our PR? 53 00:10:29,362 --> 00:10:32,593 - To Amsterdam! - See ya, Marcel! 54 00:11:38,335 --> 00:11:41,395 You go on to Amsterdam! 55 00:11:57,422 --> 00:11:58,912 Well? 56 00:12:05,897 --> 00:12:07,524 Hey, watch it! 57 00:12:39,031 --> 00:12:41,659 Order some white wine. 58 00:12:45,037 --> 00:12:48,529 Waiter, may I use the telephone? 59 00:12:47,942 --> 00:12:51,002 I'd like the Amsterdam Car Show. 60 00:12:54,347 --> 00:12:57,111 The manager's wife is at the beauty salon. 61 00:12:58,285 --> 00:12:59,377 Telephone 62 00:12:59,587 --> 00:13:04,217 for Mr. Van den Brink from Altra. 63 00:13:05,193 --> 00:13:07,889 That's up and that's down. 64 00:13:08,296 --> 00:13:12,255 Sorry, no. Other way. 65 00:13:12,467 --> 00:13:14,332 You men figure it out. 66 00:13:20,875 --> 00:13:22,900 Convention center here. 67 00:13:23,111 --> 00:13:24,908 Good morning. 68 00:13:26,414 --> 00:13:28,644 Good morning, sir. 69 00:13:31,352 --> 00:13:33,513 This is Altra calling... 70 00:13:33,988 --> 00:13:37,116 to say that we're running late. 71 00:13:37,525 --> 00:13:40,653 No, this is public relations. 72 00:13:42,130 --> 00:13:45,099 Bartender, a glass of Cotes du Rhone, please. 73 00:13:46,668 --> 00:13:48,431 Two Cotes du Rhone. 74 00:13:50,038 --> 00:13:52,438 It's not my fault! 75 00:14:31,582 --> 00:14:33,174 Here she is. 76 00:14:34,619 --> 00:14:38,749 What's wrong? We'll never make it at this rate! I'll get a mechanic! 77 00:14:38,956 --> 00:14:41,857 Fine! We'll stay here. 78 00:14:51,969 --> 00:14:54,335 - What's wrong? - It's out of gas! 79 00:14:54,538 --> 00:14:58,201 - Impossible! - You left the motor running. 80 00:14:58,876 --> 00:15:02,175 Of course! I've had enough cranking! 81 00:16:41,815 --> 00:16:45,979 Don't bother! We're out of gas! 82 00:16:45,787 --> 00:16:49,985 I've had it! I'm going to Amsterdam! This isn't my job! 83 00:16:50,191 --> 00:16:53,957 Well, it isn't my job either! 84 00:17:14,119 --> 00:17:16,349 Out of gas? It happens. 85 00:17:16,555 --> 00:17:18,614 You were lucky. It's a nice day. 86 00:17:20,058 --> 00:17:22,549 Let's see... one gallon. 87 00:17:24,129 --> 00:17:26,097 Here. Thanks. 88 00:17:28,901 --> 00:17:31,267 You too? It's one of those days. 89 00:17:31,703 --> 00:17:35,002 You've been running. You came through the fields? 90 00:17:35,207 --> 00:17:37,641 Yes, it's shorter. 91 00:17:54,795 --> 00:17:57,127 Twenty-five francs. 92 00:19:06,236 --> 00:19:09,728 Slim down fast with Slim-Thin! 93 00:21:36,359 --> 00:21:38,452 The Cyclone 70. 94 00:21:38,661 --> 00:21:42,290 A new raincoat... especially made for the sun. 95 00:23:01,582 --> 00:23:05,951 It's the clutch. All this stopping and starting. 96 00:23:06,453 --> 00:23:08,887 This time it's serious. 97 00:24:30,975 --> 00:24:34,467 - Look at that! - Let's help him. 98 00:24:34,414 --> 00:24:36,780 For the Altra booth. 99 00:24:37,884 --> 00:24:44,847 Will the Altra representative please come to the phone. 100 00:24:45,058 --> 00:24:47,117 - Telephone? - Over there. 101 00:24:51,565 --> 00:24:54,193 Hello? Yes, it's me. 102 00:24:54,735 --> 00:24:57,397 What's that? I can't hear you! 103 00:24:57,398 --> 00:25:00,901 Broke down? You're still in Belgium? 104 00:25:00,903 --> 00:25:02,239 ...in the show, Mr. Van den Brink? 105 00:25:02,443 --> 00:25:06,743 This year we expect to have... 106 00:25:09,917 --> 00:25:13,114 530 vehicles 107 00:25:14,088 --> 00:25:18,582 on display in four different showrooms. 108 00:25:28,467 --> 00:25:30,560 Damn it! 109 00:26:02,904 --> 00:26:05,873 It's the most important car show in Europe. 110 00:26:06,073 --> 00:26:10,305 Yes, we've already beat Brussels, 111 00:26:10,511 --> 00:26:15,244 and we'll beat London and Paris next year. Just watch! 112 00:26:17,251 --> 00:26:20,186 Jeez, look at that! 113 00:26:20,388 --> 00:26:22,822 They hit my car! 114 00:26:23,024 --> 00:26:26,551 That's too much! I can't leave my car for a minute! 115 00:26:26,761 --> 00:26:29,093 I'll do something about this! 116 00:26:34,036 --> 00:26:36,800 Now there's something! You see that? 117 00:26:37,005 --> 00:26:39,940 How many cylinders is that? 118 00:26:40,142 --> 00:26:42,303 Look at those accessories. 119 00:26:42,511 --> 00:26:44,308 Well-equipped! 120 00:26:44,513 --> 00:26:46,174 We've got a good spot. 121 00:26:46,381 --> 00:26:48,849 Uh-oh, cross-traffic! 122 00:26:49,051 --> 00:26:50,348 Ultrachic! 123 00:27:18,316 --> 00:27:21,342 Careful there! 124 00:27:21,553 --> 00:27:25,216 That's the scenery for our model. 125 00:27:26,358 --> 00:27:30,124 And our model is the camping car. 126 00:27:33,465 --> 00:27:37,060 You made it! They called for you. 127 00:27:39,371 --> 00:27:42,101 They had a breakdown! You must call them back. 128 00:27:45,176 --> 00:27:48,839 You call that working? Pick it up a bit! 129 00:27:49,247 --> 00:27:51,545 You're not here to nap. 130 00:27:51,750 --> 00:27:53,581 Get lost! 131 00:27:54,986 --> 00:27:59,787 Stop! What are you doing! Don't touch that! 132 00:27:59,991 --> 00:28:02,983 That thing ran in the Monte Carlo Rally, you idiot! 133 00:28:04,130 --> 00:28:08,396 I'm public relations. Get me this number immediately. 134 00:28:07,504 --> 00:28:09,472 I'll take it there. 135 00:28:16,109 --> 00:28:18,100 Get her! 136 00:28:18,311 --> 00:28:23,271 Information. You're wanted in showroom No. 1. 137 00:28:43,770 --> 00:28:46,136 Go ahead! It'll fit! 138 00:29:31,988 --> 00:29:36,789 Francois, you watch the booth. I'm going to the border. 139 00:29:53,911 --> 00:29:55,879 Get out of here, quick! 140 00:30:19,371 --> 00:30:21,430 The crowds are pouring in. 141 00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:24,302 Sir, why have you come to the show? 142 00:30:24,509 --> 00:30:26,977 Because I like cars. I love sports cars. 143 00:30:27,179 --> 00:30:29,340 I trust you won't be disappointed. 144 00:30:32,756 --> 00:30:35,281 This year's models will be an international success. 145 00:30:35,892 --> 00:30:38,156 There's a huge variety of models. 146 00:30:40,061 --> 00:30:42,928 Colors are subdued, with lots of warm tones, 147 00:30:43,131 --> 00:30:46,589 and quality and style are uniformly high. 148 00:30:47,301 --> 00:30:49,360 Visitors stream by, 149 00:30:49,570 --> 00:30:53,700 their eyes aglow at the sight of these gleaming vehicles, 150 00:30:53,908 --> 00:30:57,241 imagining themselves behind the wheel 151 00:30:57,445 --> 00:31:01,142 en route to their holiday destination. 152 00:31:26,841 --> 00:31:30,277 - Everything okay now? - It should be. 153 00:31:30,745 --> 00:31:32,440 Try it out. 154 00:31:32,980 --> 00:31:34,709 Yeah, it feels better. 155 00:31:34,916 --> 00:31:38,408 I did what I could. I didn't have much time. 156 00:31:39,253 --> 00:31:41,414 Good-bye, and thanks. 157 00:32:12,021 --> 00:32:13,454 Commercials... 158 00:32:13,656 --> 00:32:15,783 keep you informed. 159 00:32:34,778 --> 00:32:36,939 Are you nuts? 160 00:32:48,427 --> 00:32:49,951 Hurry! 161 00:33:07,579 --> 00:33:09,012 Hurry! 162 00:33:09,381 --> 00:33:11,349 Quick, the license number! 163 00:33:12,918 --> 00:33:16,319 I was looking somewhere else! 164 00:33:16,521 --> 00:33:19,388 It was a French truck marked "Altra." 165 00:33:34,073 --> 00:33:35,802 Attention, attention. 166 00:33:36,008 --> 00:33:42,140 Immediately apprehend a blue truck with the name "Altra. " 167 00:33:42,348 --> 00:33:44,976 It did not stop at border control. 168 00:34:21,421 --> 00:34:23,389 I'm just the driver. 169 00:34:23,590 --> 00:34:26,889 May I see what you have in back? 170 00:34:27,093 --> 00:34:29,687 You want my papers? 171 00:34:29,996 --> 00:34:32,294 The car show in Amsterdam. 172 00:35:00,864 --> 00:35:03,264 Do you really need that? 173 00:35:07,037 --> 00:35:10,473 Could you tell me where the Altra booth is? 174 00:35:10,674 --> 00:35:13,609 I don't understand. 175 00:35:16,180 --> 00:35:19,149 Come see the latest model. No obligation. 176 00:35:20,149 --> 00:35:22,640 I'm a vendor myself. I have a booth here. 177 00:35:25,552 --> 00:35:27,383 Sorry. 178 00:35:27,758 --> 00:35:29,817 Careful, please. 179 00:35:32,430 --> 00:35:34,660 Have a look. 180 00:35:34,667 --> 00:35:36,726 Very comfortable. 181 00:35:42,941 --> 00:35:49,369 Will someone from DAF please call the operator. 182 00:35:49,281 --> 00:35:52,011 Isn't this a nice car? 183 00:35:58,057 --> 00:35:59,649 What do you think? 184 00:35:59,859 --> 00:36:01,554 It's all right. 185 00:36:16,942 --> 00:36:20,878 Yes, this is Altra. 186 00:36:22,681 --> 00:36:23,841 Hold on. 187 00:36:24,049 --> 00:36:25,744 - May I? - Take it! 188 00:36:25,951 --> 00:36:27,475 Boss! 189 00:36:27,953 --> 00:36:30,444 It's for you. It's urgent. 190 00:36:30,656 --> 00:36:32,521 - Telephone. - What is it? 191 00:36:32,725 --> 00:36:34,454 They're still not here. 192 00:36:34,660 --> 00:36:38,289 Our model's not here? You should have said so. 193 00:36:39,266 --> 00:36:43,600 What? Yes, I'm general manager of Altra. 194 00:36:43,971 --> 00:36:46,963 Police? I didn't call the police! 195 00:36:53,014 --> 00:36:55,073 Hey, where'd you go? 196 00:37:57,983 --> 00:37:59,644 Stop there. 197 00:37:59,852 --> 00:38:03,185 We must inspect your cargo. 198 00:38:03,389 --> 00:38:07,985 You're all in on it! Cops are the same the world over! 199 00:38:10,764 --> 00:38:12,959 Open that. 200 00:38:13,433 --> 00:38:15,196 I understand. 201 00:38:17,270 --> 00:38:18,862 It's an exhibition model. 202 00:38:19,072 --> 00:38:20,699 Slowly. 203 00:38:23,843 --> 00:38:27,210 - Other side. - Hold your horses! 204 00:38:27,414 --> 00:38:29,405 - Watch my feet! - Come on. 205 00:38:29,616 --> 00:38:31,550 Let me do my job, sir! 206 00:38:33,186 --> 00:38:35,677 Careful! Stop. 207 00:38:35,889 --> 00:38:38,790 - Not so fast! - That's good. 208 00:38:56,276 --> 00:38:57,368 Who does she think she is? 209 00:38:57,811 --> 00:39:01,076 What's inside? 210 00:39:01,153 --> 00:39:04,281 Wait a minute. We'll show you. 211 00:39:04,490 --> 00:39:06,583 You'll see. 212 00:39:15,328 --> 00:39:20,425 It's a standard model decked out for camping. 213 00:39:22,302 --> 00:39:24,167 Keep going. 214 00:39:26,973 --> 00:39:29,874 Carefully designed. Very practical. 215 00:39:30,477 --> 00:39:34,413 - What's under there? - That's the bumper. 216 00:39:35,648 --> 00:39:40,449 You pull like this, see? A chair. 217 00:39:40,687 --> 00:39:43,554 Wait. Here's a table. 218 00:39:43,694 --> 00:39:45,184 Not bad, eh? 219 00:39:45,396 --> 00:39:49,093 - What's that? - For coffee, and a cigarette lighter. 220 00:39:53,504 --> 00:39:56,405 Built-in cigarette lighter. Very nice. 221 00:39:58,842 --> 00:40:01,811 Watch this. Look. 222 00:40:02,012 --> 00:40:04,378 Soap for your hands. 223 00:40:06,452 --> 00:40:08,511 Let's have it analyzed. 224 00:40:10,556 --> 00:40:13,024 Of course the papers are in order! 225 00:40:14,993 --> 00:40:16,620 You think I'm a thief? 226 00:40:16,829 --> 00:40:20,026 I need this analyzed. 227 00:40:20,232 --> 00:40:22,166 May I look in your purse? 228 00:40:25,170 --> 00:40:29,664 This is customs. Let's see what's in here. 229 00:40:32,778 --> 00:40:35,804 - An atomizer. - Perfume? 230 00:40:36,014 --> 00:40:38,141 Of course it's perfume! 231 00:40:38,350 --> 00:40:40,341 Check all of it. 232 00:40:41,354 --> 00:40:44,585 That's what I call a smash-up. 233 00:40:44,991 --> 00:40:48,791 Here are the papers. This is your citation. 234 00:40:48,995 --> 00:40:51,156 Go with the sergeant. 235 00:40:52,666 --> 00:40:56,534 No, go with the sergeant. Other way. 236 00:40:57,671 --> 00:40:59,502 Let's continue 237 00:40:59,706 --> 00:41:01,765 our inspection, sir. 238 00:41:01,975 --> 00:41:03,636 Watch. 239 00:41:03,843 --> 00:41:05,674 Simple, right? 240 00:41:09,752 --> 00:41:11,845 Fantastic! 241 00:41:12,689 --> 00:41:14,680 Very interesting. 242 00:41:15,725 --> 00:41:17,625 You push it back in. 243 00:41:17,894 --> 00:41:20,522 Ingenious, right? Come this way. 244 00:41:20,730 --> 00:41:23,665 Get inside, and no tricks. 245 00:41:26,636 --> 00:41:29,161 I'm gonna lose my mind! 246 00:41:30,873 --> 00:41:34,934 Mr. Hulot, please help me! We've got to do something! 247 00:41:37,178 --> 00:41:41,114 Just throw me in jail right now! 248 00:42:08,946 --> 00:42:10,470 Yes, sir? 249 00:42:11,849 --> 00:42:14,682 Authorize... French customs. 250 00:42:21,559 --> 00:42:24,926 The papers for the French car are not in order. 251 00:42:25,129 --> 00:42:27,324 The stamp's no good either. 252 00:42:28,866 --> 00:42:31,130 This is no good either. 253 00:42:32,136 --> 00:42:35,196 There's a mistake here too, see? 254 00:42:36,007 --> 00:42:37,975 With your permission, sir. 255 00:42:38,611 --> 00:42:44,106 See... old permit. 256 00:42:44,317 --> 00:42:48,253 Wrong form. Understand? 257 00:42:55,295 --> 00:42:56,853 To the right. 258 00:43:08,875 --> 00:43:10,570 A shower. 259 00:43:10,777 --> 00:43:14,406 I'll show you. But we need water pressure. 260 00:43:14,614 --> 00:43:17,014 Just a second. 261 00:43:17,217 --> 00:43:19,310 Watch out! You'll get soaked! 262 00:43:19,519 --> 00:43:22,886 Start the engine for hot water. 263 00:43:29,696 --> 00:43:31,664 What's that there? 264 00:43:34,133 --> 00:43:36,067 This here... 265 00:43:49,983 --> 00:43:51,610 It doesn't work. 266 00:43:57,757 --> 00:44:01,090 - I didn't do anything! - Explain it inside. 267 00:44:01,030 --> 00:44:04,261 A few more questions, sir. What's that? 268 00:44:04,467 --> 00:44:06,435 Oil pressure. 269 00:44:29,525 --> 00:44:31,220 There we go. 270 00:44:31,427 --> 00:44:34,021 Even too hot. Turn it off. 271 00:44:35,865 --> 00:44:38,629 Come on. Careful. 272 00:44:53,884 --> 00:44:55,852 Have a seat over here. 273 00:45:01,792 --> 00:45:06,229 Authorization for the camping car. 274 00:45:07,497 --> 00:45:11,490 - What's this? - Come see. 275 00:45:13,671 --> 00:45:15,263 See? 276 00:45:15,414 --> 00:45:17,109 And that's that. 277 00:45:22,185 --> 00:45:24,119 What's this mean? 278 00:45:24,721 --> 00:45:27,519 Fine! I'll just put down anything! 279 00:45:32,657 --> 00:45:36,149 It's an overhead light too. 280 00:45:36,595 --> 00:45:41,464 Good idea, eh? Mr. Hulot is our designer. 281 00:45:44,369 --> 00:45:48,032 - What's in there? - Ah, that! How do you call it? 282 00:45:51,445 --> 00:45:53,436 I'll show you. 283 00:45:56,050 --> 00:45:58,018 Yes, it's connected. 284 00:46:00,153 --> 00:46:02,747 That's not my area. 285 00:46:02,956 --> 00:46:04,321 It's water. 286 00:46:14,304 --> 00:46:17,137 Sweetheart, are you okay? 287 00:46:18,040 --> 00:46:19,507 It's so cold in here. 288 00:46:19,708 --> 00:46:23,508 - This is awful. - I don't care, baby. 289 00:46:29,559 --> 00:46:32,960 Suspenders. A little French ingenuity. 290 00:46:37,367 --> 00:46:39,562 Impressive, eh? 291 00:46:39,769 --> 00:46:43,136 Shall I give you a hand? 292 00:46:50,640 --> 00:46:52,608 Look at this. 293 00:46:52,808 --> 00:46:55,174 It's for camping. 294 00:47:10,059 --> 00:47:13,586 For God's sake, it's just a twin bed! 295 00:47:13,796 --> 00:47:16,162 I'll show you! 296 00:47:16,766 --> 00:47:18,859 Very comfortable, eh? 297 00:47:19,101 --> 00:47:21,433 Watch this. 298 00:47:21,637 --> 00:47:24,231 Ignition. Watch out. 299 00:47:26,309 --> 00:47:28,368 Very nice, gentlemen! 300 00:47:28,744 --> 00:47:30,974 Works well, right? 301 00:47:32,615 --> 00:47:35,277 It was a big hit at the car show. 302 00:47:39,062 --> 00:47:42,293 See? Even a working TV. 303 00:47:48,375 --> 00:47:52,471 I don't know why, but I love this decor. 304 00:47:59,320 --> 00:48:02,187 Hurry! To your posts! 305 00:48:07,370 --> 00:48:08,837 Go! 306 00:48:10,245 --> 00:48:12,338 Where are they going? 307 00:48:15,118 --> 00:48:18,144 Maybe we can get going again. 308 00:48:18,355 --> 00:48:20,186 Car... leave? 309 00:48:20,390 --> 00:48:22,381 Car not go. Stay. 310 00:48:22,593 --> 00:48:25,221 Well, that's that. 311 00:48:38,570 --> 00:48:41,664 - The car show is open! - It's not going anywhere. 312 00:48:41,873 --> 00:48:43,864 Thanks for understanding! 313 00:48:44,093 --> 00:48:46,994 I don't know what to do anymore! 314 00:48:47,196 --> 00:48:50,188 I should never have taken this job! 315 00:48:53,799 --> 00:48:58,793 I've always been a success wherever I've done public relations. 316 00:48:58,740 --> 00:49:00,298 At ease! 317 00:49:17,876 --> 00:49:20,868 They should have at least tried to get us visas. 318 00:49:23,648 --> 00:49:27,084 We'll never get to Amsterdam! 319 00:49:27,853 --> 00:49:29,480 Give me your suitcase. 320 00:49:37,295 --> 00:49:39,058 Ready? 321 00:49:54,346 --> 00:49:56,837 Was there a call from Paris? 322 00:50:15,018 --> 00:50:21,617 Will someone from Morris please call the operator. 323 00:50:49,787 --> 00:50:52,119 Yes? What's going on? 324 00:50:51,723 --> 00:50:53,953 What? The police station! 325 00:50:53,726 --> 00:50:55,921 Francois, get my briefcase. 326 00:50:56,962 --> 00:51:00,329 Just a moment. Go ahead. 327 00:51:00,533 --> 00:51:03,263 I'll be right there. 328 00:51:03,769 --> 00:51:04,861 Francois... 329 00:51:04,871 --> 00:51:06,896 turn off those birds! 330 00:51:51,351 --> 00:51:53,581 Where's a taxi stand? 331 00:51:53,587 --> 00:51:55,054 Out in front. 332 00:52:57,555 --> 00:53:00,820 You can sleep and eat in the great outdoors. 333 00:53:02,093 --> 00:53:04,653 Thank you. So we can go? 334 00:53:06,169 --> 00:53:08,137 The papers are in order now. 335 00:53:11,309 --> 00:53:12,936 Hurry up! 336 00:56:05,850 --> 00:56:08,819 I heard a "ping"! 337 00:56:09,687 --> 00:56:11,917 Just great! 338 00:56:13,158 --> 00:56:16,924 Not even tied down, of course. 339 00:56:21,101 --> 00:56:23,069 What happened? 340 00:56:23,737 --> 00:56:25,705 Why didn't you stop? 341 00:56:57,504 --> 00:56:59,563 What did you... 342 00:56:59,573 --> 00:57:04,203 It's nothing serious. I can manage. 343 00:57:04,196 --> 00:57:06,494 I'll make a phone call. 344 00:58:14,819 --> 00:58:17,344 No, take a left. 345 00:58:24,863 --> 00:58:26,626 Forward. 346 00:58:32,370 --> 00:58:35,362 No, right. 347 00:58:46,419 --> 00:58:50,753 What are you doing? We're looking for a mechanic to fix the car. 348 00:58:52,259 --> 00:58:55,956 - We need a mechanic. - Let's go! 349 00:59:15,388 --> 00:59:17,481 Left. 350 00:59:19,059 --> 00:59:21,289 Straight ahead. 351 00:59:21,494 --> 00:59:22,961 Follow me, Marcel! 352 00:59:56,092 --> 00:59:58,788 No, the doorbell's broken. 353 00:59:58,995 --> 01:00:00,622 Ah, broken. 354 01:00:02,932 --> 01:00:07,596 My wife's hard of hearing. 355 01:00:36,033 --> 01:00:38,831 What's going on? What are you doing? 356 01:00:39,036 --> 01:00:41,004 What is it? 357 01:00:42,272 --> 01:00:45,241 An accident? I'll be right there. 358 01:00:46,583 --> 01:00:48,210 Thanks. 359 01:00:49,386 --> 01:00:51,877 - Okay? - Yes, fine. 360 01:00:53,023 --> 01:00:54,786 I'm all right. 361 01:00:55,659 --> 01:00:57,923 What happened to you? 362 01:00:58,195 --> 01:01:01,289 That car, of course! And this whole thing came down! 363 01:01:01,498 --> 01:01:04,160 This is terrible! Come inside. 364 01:01:05,636 --> 01:01:08,469 You look just awful! 365 01:01:17,577 --> 01:01:19,545 Anyone home? 366 01:01:26,654 --> 01:01:29,316 - Who is it? - Go back to bed. 367 01:01:29,523 --> 01:01:31,957 - Accident. Truck. - French? 368 01:01:33,427 --> 01:01:36,055 - Great. - We're going to Amsterdam. 369 01:01:36,263 --> 01:01:38,857 - Wanna have a look? - May I? 370 01:01:38,800 --> 01:01:41,769 I can fix it. - You can? 371 01:01:42,704 --> 01:01:44,171 No idea. 372 01:01:47,741 --> 01:01:49,834 You fix tonight? 373 01:01:49,877 --> 01:01:52,004 Tomorrow? No sooner? 374 01:01:59,887 --> 01:02:01,912 You sleep here. 375 01:02:03,324 --> 01:02:05,952 No, ma'am, you're not sleeping here. 376 01:02:16,571 --> 01:02:18,334 Here I am. 377 01:02:18,906 --> 01:02:21,431 Get the luggage? This feels familiar... 378 01:02:21,642 --> 01:02:23,303 Bring your bags. 379 01:02:33,354 --> 01:02:35,845 A quick housecleaning! 380 01:02:35,857 --> 01:02:37,324 Go ahead, ma'am. 381 01:02:37,526 --> 01:02:40,927 You'll sleep here like a princess. 382 01:02:44,199 --> 01:02:46,258 Pass me the other one, please. 383 01:02:56,144 --> 01:03:00,012 Mr. Piton will sleep with his mistress. 384 01:03:00,215 --> 01:03:02,410 Maybe I could... - Good night. 385 01:03:02,419 --> 01:03:06,378 Good night then. Back to my palace. 386 01:03:26,276 --> 01:03:27,868 Need some help? 387 01:03:39,523 --> 01:03:41,582 Do you know a Mr. Schriffel? 388 01:03:41,792 --> 01:03:43,454 Hey, what about me? 389 01:03:43,461 --> 01:03:47,420 I have his suitcase. Can you help me? 390 01:03:47,532 --> 01:03:49,124 Of course I can. 391 01:03:49,234 --> 01:03:50,963 - You know him? - He's my father. 392 01:04:04,069 --> 01:04:07,402 - It's nothing. - You're just saying that. 393 01:04:08,384 --> 01:04:11,184 - Were you drinking again? - Just two beers. 394 01:04:12,388 --> 01:04:14,017 That's what you always say. 395 01:04:14,059 --> 01:04:17,119 - You want your slippers? - No. 396 01:04:31,713 --> 01:04:34,944 I'll make up the bed. 397 01:04:36,150 --> 01:04:40,348 I'll have to do everything tomorrow, with your leg like that. 398 01:04:40,555 --> 01:04:43,649 It'll be better tomorrow. 399 01:04:43,858 --> 01:04:45,655 You say that now. 400 01:05:26,102 --> 01:05:28,263 Is this the place? 401 01:05:31,574 --> 01:05:33,269 Let me help you. 402 01:05:39,315 --> 01:05:42,307 - That's your name? - Yes, my nickname. 403 01:05:42,519 --> 01:05:44,851 Very, very charming. 404 01:05:46,156 --> 01:05:49,592 Peter, we can't stay out here all night. 405 01:05:50,160 --> 01:05:52,458 Be reasonable. 406 01:05:54,063 --> 01:05:56,725 Come on. It's very late. 407 01:05:56,933 --> 01:06:00,630 Look! What a beautiful night, darling! 408 01:06:00,837 --> 01:06:03,863 The silence, the stars! 409 01:06:05,343 --> 01:06:09,143 Peter, let me go now, all right? 410 01:06:09,347 --> 01:06:12,441 I have a job to do. You understand? 411 01:06:12,650 --> 01:06:15,448 - I love your soft hands. - That's sweet. 412 01:06:15,653 --> 01:06:19,020 Maria, stay here tonight. 413 01:06:21,426 --> 01:06:23,792 I absolutely have to go! 414 01:06:23,995 --> 01:06:25,360 Let me go! 415 01:06:27,432 --> 01:06:30,094 You're out of your mind! 416 01:06:31,503 --> 01:06:34,267 You're all the same. Get lost! 417 01:07:09,412 --> 01:07:11,346 Are you fixing the... 418 01:07:21,189 --> 01:07:24,215 What a mess! My wife never straightens up! 419 01:07:25,127 --> 01:07:27,152 Do me a favor. 420 01:07:27,963 --> 01:07:30,090 Find me one just like this. 421 01:09:03,096 --> 01:09:06,156 Come now, quickly! 422 01:09:08,735 --> 01:09:11,226 Please leave quickly. 423 01:09:11,471 --> 01:09:12,631 Come on. 424 01:09:12,839 --> 01:09:14,431 Back up. 425 01:09:16,409 --> 01:09:18,309 Come on. 426 01:09:18,511 --> 01:09:20,035 The chair! 427 01:09:23,182 --> 01:09:25,446 No, clear out. 428 01:09:25,651 --> 01:09:28,313 This isn't a picnic. 429 01:10:12,066 --> 01:10:16,230 Why'd you put it there? And don't tell me how to do my job. 430 01:10:37,059 --> 01:10:38,720 Good morning. 431 01:10:39,995 --> 01:10:43,362 - A little baby! - Say hi. 432 01:10:44,066 --> 01:10:45,033 Quiet! 433 01:10:49,338 --> 01:10:50,930 Sit. 434 01:10:51,140 --> 01:10:53,108 Go lie down. Good dog. 435 01:10:55,045 --> 01:10:56,307 Sit! 436 01:10:58,115 --> 01:11:00,845 Stay right there. Don't go outside. 437 01:11:01,184 --> 01:11:03,152 You never know with that dog. 438 01:11:16,267 --> 01:11:18,098 You need a tire? 439 01:11:18,469 --> 01:11:22,132 I've got everything. Special stuff. 440 01:12:00,680 --> 01:12:02,648 Keep the dog quiet! 441 01:12:32,746 --> 01:12:34,509 I'll be right back. 442 01:12:45,328 --> 01:12:47,455 I brought a picnic too. 443 01:13:47,990 --> 01:13:51,756 Take the handbrake off and push, guys. 444 01:14:01,546 --> 01:14:05,744 If you speak Dutch, I won't understand a word! 445 01:14:05,950 --> 01:14:07,645 Makes me want to puke. 446 01:14:07,852 --> 01:14:10,320 What's that mean, "puke"? 447 01:14:13,524 --> 01:14:17,221 Get in the kitchen and fix us some eggs. 448 01:14:22,533 --> 01:14:26,867 - Joke, fix us some eggs. - Coming right up. 449 01:14:49,258 --> 01:14:51,783 Wait a minute, you big baby. 450 01:15:00,837 --> 01:15:04,238 Damn it! Mr. Hulot, the phone number! 451 01:15:09,379 --> 01:15:10,869 This is very serious. 452 01:15:11,080 --> 01:15:13,844 I must call the car show right now. 453 01:16:02,601 --> 01:16:04,569 Maria, what's wrong? 454 01:16:59,222 --> 01:17:01,190 That takes the cake! 455 01:17:04,027 --> 01:17:06,052 But what do I care? 456 01:17:41,705 --> 01:17:44,902 Thank you. You're so kind. 457 01:17:47,210 --> 01:17:50,702 Come look! Astronauts! 458 01:17:52,716 --> 01:17:54,513 What? 459 01:18:04,060 --> 01:18:07,120 A spaceship and astronauts. 460 01:18:08,999 --> 01:18:10,728 Unbelievable! 461 01:18:12,702 --> 01:18:15,068 Amazing! Eh, Tony? 462 01:19:27,849 --> 01:19:29,009 Listen... 463 01:19:29,217 --> 01:19:31,185 we have to hurry! 464 01:19:31,986 --> 01:19:33,749 What's going on here? 465 01:19:33,955 --> 01:19:35,946 I've had it with you, Marcel! 466 01:19:36,157 --> 01:19:38,489 All excuses and no work! 467 01:19:38,693 --> 01:19:42,356 Hey, you! What do we owe you? 468 01:19:45,199 --> 01:19:46,723 Joke, the bill! 469 01:19:47,401 --> 01:19:49,426 Do you have our bill? 470 01:19:49,637 --> 01:19:51,229 Here it is. 471 01:20:05,353 --> 01:20:06,786 Darn it! 472 01:20:07,054 --> 01:20:09,522 Mr. Hulot, please help me. 473 01:20:18,435 --> 01:20:19,902 Two hundred. 474 01:20:27,577 --> 01:20:28,942 To clean... 475 01:20:35,485 --> 01:20:36,713 What? 476 01:20:37,354 --> 01:20:39,151 No, nothing. 477 01:20:49,299 --> 01:20:51,529 Marcel, right there. 478 01:20:53,770 --> 01:20:56,364 No, there. 479 01:20:56,573 --> 01:20:58,700 Well, which one is it? 480 01:21:17,196 --> 01:21:18,959 You've got to... 481 01:21:29,642 --> 01:21:33,408 Are we going? Who's in charge here? 482 01:21:36,415 --> 01:21:38,042 Pull! 483 01:21:38,684 --> 01:21:40,777 Keep it coming straight. 484 01:21:41,156 --> 01:21:42,714 My God! 485 01:21:48,896 --> 01:21:51,126 Give me a hand here. 486 01:21:51,899 --> 01:21:54,265 That's really something. You've got customers. 487 01:25:29,383 --> 01:25:33,046 - The show's over. - Over? No! 488 01:25:35,656 --> 01:25:37,920 No, it was the 6th. 489 01:25:40,427 --> 01:25:43,555 - Here's your bill. - Call Francois for me. 490 01:25:46,167 --> 01:25:49,466 What is this bill? We didn't use this much electricity! 491 01:25:49,670 --> 01:25:54,073 What's the meaning of this? 300,000 francs! 492 01:25:55,910 --> 01:25:58,242 What's all this about? 493 01:25:59,246 --> 01:26:03,205 Did you light the booth day and night? I'm talking to you! 494 01:26:03,417 --> 01:26:07,080 Get me the manager. I've had enough of this! 495 01:26:09,390 --> 01:26:11,722 Please come with me. 496 01:26:11,926 --> 01:26:14,451 I have no intention of paying this! 497 01:26:16,463 --> 01:26:18,624 We never even occupied the space. 498 01:26:18,833 --> 01:26:23,600 That car is specially designed, a product of French imagination! 499 01:26:23,804 --> 01:26:26,500 Let's find a compromise. 500 01:26:26,707 --> 01:26:29,835 You used our facilities! 501 01:26:30,044 --> 01:26:32,740 Our invention was never even put on display! 502 01:26:34,048 --> 01:26:36,073 We can't make an exception, sir! 503 01:26:36,283 --> 01:26:39,150 Those are our rules. You're in the wrong. 504 01:26:39,353 --> 01:26:44,017 You read the rules and approved the contract. 505 01:28:01,283 --> 01:28:05,014 We can work this out. Trust me. 506 01:28:05,221 --> 01:28:07,018 I'll handle this. 507 01:28:07,223 --> 01:28:10,420 Francois, you could have tried to help. 508 01:28:11,961 --> 01:28:13,428 Just a moment. 509 01:28:26,677 --> 01:28:28,440 Hulot! 510 01:28:28,945 --> 01:28:33,507 I'm fed up, and you know what that means. 511 01:28:33,717 --> 01:28:38,177 Take a cab, a plane, a train... I don't care! 512 01:28:38,388 --> 01:28:40,948 Here, take it! 513 01:28:41,158 --> 01:28:43,149 You're fired! 514 01:28:44,429 --> 01:28:46,795 Easy, ladies and gentlemen! 515 01:28:46,998 --> 01:28:48,625 Yes, we're taking orders! 516 01:28:48,833 --> 01:28:50,801 We're a big success! 517 01:29:09,389 --> 01:29:11,380 I'll walk with you. 518 01:29:12,380 --> 01:29:22,380 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org 34800

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