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Power cells for the ship... check.

Still alive... check. We did it, Gary!

Slow down, Little Cato.

The party starts when we find these dimensional keys.

- Ava, we're on our way. - Really?

Because that's the fourth time now you've said that.

Do we have company? We do.

- Raiders? - Are you Gary Goodspeed?

I'm Tribore, the leader of the Resistance.

I admire your furs!

- Not you, him! - What if I am?

We have business with him.

- Recognize this?! - Oh, no. Is that my...

- my arm! - Melanie! We avenge you!

Why are they after you?

I wore the skin of their dead mother.

It's a long story, alright? Actually, that's...

- Well, that's all of it. - You're a skin-stealer.

I'm with the DeWinters on this one.

Quit missing them!

- I'm gonna kill mommy. - No, I'm gonna kill mommy!

Ava! Ava? Nightfall! Anyone?! We need help here!

- Gary, raiders? - Much worse... DeWinters!

H.U.E., start the engines.

You can always count on H.U.E. to quickly...

Engines are a go.

All I had left were the engines, Ava.

And now you have taken that, too.

Ava, where are you?!

Ever since the day I held the torn flesh sack

of my beloved Melanie, I knew I had to hunt you down.

It is my life's purpose.

I quit my job! I took the kids out of school!

Hello, Mommy!

I emptied my savings!

You killed the mother of my sweet children.

We're gonna hunt you down,

and we're gonna hunt your mother down

and kill her, as well. An eye for an eye.

Or more like... a flesh sack for a flesh sack!

Look, you got it all wrong, alright?

I did not kill your wife, all right? I simply wore her skin.

Plus, you don't even know where my mom is...

- I don't. - We already found her.

- You did? - She's a prisoner on planet Sorbo.

Amazing details a little DNA can tell.

This has been great, uh... but gotta jump!

You maniac! I'll hunt you wherever you go!

Bye, Mommy!

See ya, kids. Stay in school, all right?

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Pancake?

- They're butter wheat crunch. - Who cares.

These have a very displeasing mouth feel. Do better.

Witness the execution of a lifetime tomorrow.

Prisoner Y, the most notorious criminal in this star system

will be put to death! Purchase the Fast Pass

and get to see the corpse before it's barbecued.

That's my, uh... my mom.

Wow. Oh, I just want to dip her fingers in honey

and stir my tea with it. You know, normal guy stuff.

Dude, your mother's notorious? That's totally cool!

Why didn't you brag about that?!

Why would I brag about that?

She left when I was young. Why? I still don't know.

Pancake?

Either he's distracted or he's had breakfast.

- Or I just don't want a pancake. - Where are you going?

We have to get the dimensional keys, Gary.

To see my mom before she gets executed.

- To save her life? - Oh, heavens, no!

- Why would I want to do that? - Oh!

So heartwarming.

She thought she got the last word in abandoning me,

but guess what...

Now it's my turn to say a lot and then abandon her.

- Chookity-pok, pok, pok, pok. - Not now, Mooncake, alright?

I got a mom to yell at before they kill her.

Such a good son.

Welcome to Sorbo Super Max Prison,

where it's our privilege to kill you!

Well, just hold on a second there. What is your business here?

Oh, you know... we're here to survey the cells.

For the saberbats.

The saberbats are, you know... we got that call,

so, you know, we came right down.

- Got the call? - The call came in.

- Yeah, okay. - Yeah, so we came right down.

Was it Wesley in the front office?

It sure was. Good old front-office Wesley.

Yeah, front-office Wesley's a bit of a prick.

- He is. He really is. - Hey! Wes is my brother!

You can't agree to me calling him a prick.

Uh, well, I... I...

I'm just twisting your nips, man.

We do have a crazy saberbat infestation.

I personally saw a 15-footer rip my best friend Carlos in half.

Lasted for 21 days.

Saberbats are extremely patient killers.

I can still hear his screams.

So much screaming.

- Saberbat! - Hmm. So much blood.

Anyway, good luck.

Oh, and if they're still killing Carlos, tell him I say hey.

Gary, you thought about this day a long time.

All right? You brewed on it.

You wrote a hundred-page essay.

And then you boil it down to a small haiku.

You remember it. Recite the words, Gary.

"Painfully my heart painfully burns painfully.

- It burns painfully." - You coming?

I'm ready.

Wait. No, I'm not.

Maybe, I should also throw in.

"What kind of a mom walks out on a kid after his dad dies

and has no one to look after him?!

And then doesn't hear from her ever about anything ever again?!"

- Gary? - Ooooh... Mom?

She's even more tantalizing than my groin suggested.

Well, I... you know what? I should be going.

I need to go.

- Gary. - Yeah?

- Nice seeing you. - It was?

Is? I mean, re... Really, you mean it?

I do. Now, who are your friends?

Clarence! I'm the proud owner of your son.

And may I ask, after you are executed,

what are you doing with your body?

No reason. Just curious.

- Uh, all right. This is Little Cato. - Prisoner Y!

Oh! Can you autograph my face?

Autograph my face! Please, autograph my face.

- Autograph my face... - A, uh, Tribore.

I was hatched, so forgive me if the whole

mom/son thing doesn't resonate.

So, uh... what you been up to?

I mean, other than getting sentenced to death?

So much. Shame.

Never get a chance to tell you, eh?

Mom!

All right. I'm gonna bust you out, Mom.

- Mom, stop! - Faster!

- Will you get off me?! - Faster, you beast! Faster.

Your little pogo stick is hitting me in the back!

Arghh!

Mom, stop.

Hey, Gary, you don't happen to have a ship?

Yes! Yes. I have a ship!

- And there's room for you. - Oh, no. I'd just be crowding you.

No, you wouldn't! Seriously. Come on!

Sure thing... son.

- Hey, anything left of Carlos? - Yeah, he's still dying.

That's Carlos, right?

And then what happened?

I could listen to you almost die forever.

What happened was me thinking,

this is gonna be a cakewalk, but just my luck,

a drop of Yidrian venom gets on my shirt,

and... boom! Off come my clothes.

- Just disintegrated. - Mmmmmm.

- Ugh, give me a break. - And there's Parliament

watching me try to escape the castle, butt-bloody-naked.

Best birthday ever.

- Yeah, mmm. - Oh, Mom, come here.

Let me show you my collectibles.

Tribore, love what you've got going on, mate.

But can I make an itty-bitty suggestion?

Suggest away, hot mama.

Okay... loving it so far.

Did that just happen? Yes. Yes, it did.

I feel like a tsar.

- Okay, so, Mom... - Wow! Do me next.

Okey-doke. What about...

- Ha. This. - It's perfect!

- Nighty-night, kiddo. - Okay, that's a closet,

but I'll see you on the bridge.

See you on the bridge, all right.

All right. Okay, hey.

Gary, I know you're happy your mom's back,

- but just watch out for this. - My man nips.

- In between. - The chesticles.

- Your heart. - Right. Forgot about that one.

Okay, yeah, the heart.

Again our power cells are close to empty.

Guys, it's not the power cells.

If you reverse the intake valves,

you can recycle your power, like this.

- Whoa. - She's the best.

- Ooh! - Whoa.

Full power has been restored.

That's awesome. That's my mom, everybody!

Thank you for this magical moment.

- Can I hug you? - You better.

Mmm.

You know, this ship would be good for...

Aw, no.

- It's too dangerous. - What?

Uh, it's... it's just a little job.

What kind of job, my little lemon biscuit?

Well, some very bad people stole something that belonged

to someone very important. An ancient family heirloom.

It's located in the Polyhedron Fortress.

I'm gonna be honest, this sounds a lot

- like you're pulling a bank robbery. - Well... the heirloom's not theirs.

- We're just... - Stealing it back.

It's like a danger-filled reverse robbery.

- I love those! - Good. Can you fly?

Oh, I'm gonna fly so good.

I'm gonna fly so hard and so crazy!

You feel this? Feel that.

That's 14 years... of just straight calisthenics.

Confident kid. I like that.

Right, synchronize the ship with the rotation of the fortress.

Gary and I will go in together.

So, just uh, you and...

you and me, huh? That's...

That's totally awesome!

- Yes! - Chookity?

You know what? Let me ask my mom.

Mom, can Mooncake come with?

- Nope. Just you and me. - Sorry, little buddy.

I-I-I can get you in. With the Eye of Fer.

- Nobody wants to see your fur eye. - Or do you?

With it, I can teleport anywhere my heart desires.

I can get all up into the fortress,

and then into your mom's fortress. You know which one.

- Oh, my... - What's going on, Gary?

Can't you see she's a con artist? They're already looking for her.

If I were you, I'd watch my mouth, kiddo.

You're good at finding stuff.

Why didn't you try finding your son?

- How do you know I didn't? - Sorry, not buying it.

Hold on, Nightfall.

- I want to do this. - Let's go, son.

- Mm. - Huh?

Nice.

Hmm. My precious pancake vault, it's been violated.

Who's in here? Show yourself or I'll use my little baton.

- Oh, heavens. - That sweet baby angel.

Seems like you're a little bit stressed.

Who made him stressed?!

Have we completely eliminated the possibility

that my griddlecakes are irresistible?

Uh-oh. I've been here before.

I think he's eating more than your pancakes.

I think he's eating his feelings. Aren't you, boy?

Mm. Chookity.

Who's ready for a reverse robbery?

'Cause I know I am! I so am!

- Ready, kid? - I was born ready.

Actually, you were born during the rinse cycle

- of a hover car wash. - I was? Oh.

Oh, that would explain a lot, actually.

Well, chin up. You are the son of a beloved hero

and a notorious criminal.

Here we... go!

I hope you know what you're doing.

Don't screw this up, boys.

- Got 'em. - Okay, good!

Oh, nice shot, Mom! Whoo!

Nice working with you.

Out of pancakes again. They're selling like...

- Never mind. - Mm. Chookity.

Mm...

Uh, I have an idea.

But it all depends on whether we have...

folding chairs.

Hey, little buddy. I think you know why we're here.

It's an intervention.

- That's the vault! - Squeezy walls... of course!

It's all right. We've got this.

- Hang on. - Go, go, go, go, go!

Oh, my! The gate is closing!

- I can see that! - Oh, go faster, go faster!

- Oh, oh! - Oh!

We're goners, Gary.

Hello, primate.

Clarence, how the hell did you get in there,

- and do not say the eye of... - Eye of Fer. Duh.

Like I said, it's one of the most valuable

pieces of technology in the universe.

Oh-oh-oh...

Well... crap.

Mooncake, no matter what size you are...

right now, it's around a 42... it's okay with us.

We love you, and we just want

to make sure that you're complete.

- Chookity. - Yeah! Bring it in, boy!

Help!! He's eating me ali...

I lower you down to the pit, and you snag the gem.

- Got it, gorgeous? - Our first date... Oh!

Hmm?

- Oh, no. Oh, that is big. - It's a Zargon slug!

Oh, that is very big.

Actually, for a Zargon slug, it's quite small, but, still,

let's get the hell out of here!

Oof!

Got it!

- Let's go! - Ouch!

I got this, Mom. Switch spots.

I hardly think the back flip was necessary,

given the situation, but okay.

You can never go wrong with a back flip, kid.

Write that down.

Gary, you're killing me. Will you stop it?!

Get your crotch... Your crotch is in my eyes!

- Oh, my God! - Get your face out of my crotch.

- Arghh! - Oh, my gosh.

We did it. Not bad, kiddo.

- Thanks. - You did good, my boy.

I'm not your boy.

From now on, your name is Jimmy.

Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy.

No, Mooncake, please don't eat us.

Is this about losing your powers

or Gary not wanting to hang with you?

Because you're more than a planet-destroying super weapon.

You're my dude cake. You're everyone's dude cake.

- Uh! - D-Don't worry, Mooncake.

If I could crack Gary's brain open and unfold it,

you'd see all the love that's in there.

And then we could try to roll it back up.

But that might not be possible.

And Gary's not the only one who loves you.

- We do, too, little biscuit. - Mmm!

Mm.

Chook! Chook! Chook!

Chook, chook, chook, chook, chook, chook, chook!

Pretty good pep talk.

Pok, pok, pok, pok, pokity-pok...

There goes my greatest customer.

How did the reverse robbery go?

And don't you leave out any details!

Oh!

I know! My mom was amazing!

The things a mother will do.

Mooncake, looking good, buddy.

- Hey, Mom, come on, let's celebrate. - Nah. Get some shut-eye.

They'll be more adventures tomorrow.

- Hello, dimensional key. - What?

So, you're leaving... again.

I think we both knew this was never meant to be forever.

- Right? - Can I ask you one thing?

Why don't you want anything to do with me?

Truth? The day I lost your dad, my heart shattered.

Whatever was left was too small to love anything anymore.

Yeah. See, I would have taken even a tiny piece...

- just one piece. - Yeah...

Maybe in another life, eh? But not this one.

- I'll see you around, kiddo. - Tada!

Oh. Guess I did the big shave for nothing.

? There must be somewhere in the cosmos ?

? Bound to a word I couldn't say ?

? Supernova soul devoid of feeling ?

? My heart has left me somewhere far away ?

? Oh, through the atmosphere ?

? Oh, through the atmosphere ?

? Oh, through the atmosphere ?

? Oh, through the atmosphere ?

Gary! Your mother left with that family heirloom.

- It was a... - Let me guess, a dimensional key.

How did you know?

She's good at taking what's important to me.

That woman hasn't seen the last of me.

It's on.

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