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Listen up!
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Your usual driver's ed teacher
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is at the courthouse fighting
for his driver's license
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due to the fallout
from the holiday party.
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In his defense,
the greatest driver in the world
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couldn't have outrun the
cops in his condition.
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These are your learner's permits.
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Before you get them, I need to know
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who will be supervising
your behind-the-wheel hours.
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- Steve?
- My dad... Stan.
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Ah, yes, dads are great.
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Mine was an alcoholic. But the fun kind.
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So don't go gettin'
all sad on me, Smith.
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Next.
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Toshi, I'm skipping over you
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because you refuse to learn English.
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Barry?
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My father's name is Dad!
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Sounds like a great driver.
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And, Snot, who's teaching you?
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My dad's no longer with us.
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No problem, you got a hot mom...
I mean mom.
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Redundant much, Brian?
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Hot mom.
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Your daddy's dead.
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You're a freeeak.
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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♪ I got a feelin'
that it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪
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♪ The sun in the sky has
a smile on his face ♪
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♪ And he's shinin'
a salute to the American race ♪
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♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪
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- ♪ Good... ♪
- ♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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Aah!
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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Aww, Schmuley,
why you got your head in a poof?
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Well, I was in driver's ed today,
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and all the other kids are
getting their dads to teach them,
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and it just reminded me
that I don't have a dad...
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Driver's ed?! No sir!
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Get driving outta your head.
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It is too dangerous!
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There's the fumes, the tires,
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all the people flippin' the bird!
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If Dad was here, he'd teach me.
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I knew his death would
affect my life eventually!
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Thanks again for taking me driving,
Mr. Tuttle.
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And thank you for interrupting me
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from cold calling
people in the phone book
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for human interaction.
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Okay, first, you're gonna
wanna fasten your seatbelt.
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Check your mirrors.
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Grip the steering wheel
at 10:00 and 2:00.
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And now drive to the hospital.
I'm having a heart attack.
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- What?!
- To the hospital.
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I know my body,
and it is attacking my heart.
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- But I don't know how...
- Just drive!
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I'm going backwards!
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That's called reverse.
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If I survive, I'll teach you forwards.
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Whoa-a-a-a-a...
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Boom, bitch.
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Don't say "boom bitch" to your father.
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It's my learner's permit.
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Whaddya say? Will you take me driving?
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Uh, I'd love to, but something came up.
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And what came up is-z-z-z-z-z...
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...z-z-z-z-z-z-z...
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- ...a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a...
- ...z-z-z-z-z-z-z...
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Haaaayles?
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Sorry, Steve.
I'm working special detail for Sub Hub.
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Driving a truckload of
salami down to Florida.
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'Sgotta get there or some shit.
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But that's perfect.
I can drive when you get tired.
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Alright, you can come.
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But no bathroom breaks.
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You'll pee in a 2007
X Games souvenir cup
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like the rest of us.
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It's family only beyond here.
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Is this man your father?
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No, he's not.
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But I am!
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A man... who knew your father.
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- You knew my dad?
- Dick Keebler.
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Good to meetcha, good to meetcha.
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Sorry 'bout my sweaty-ass hand.
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I got hyperhidrosis.
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Feels normal to me...
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I also got hyperglycemia, hypertension,
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and I'm a hypochondriac.
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Doctor says that's the
one that's gonna get me.
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Pff. Hey, you think
I could dig up an MRI
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in this joint without talking to anyone?
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I don't think so.
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Were you gonna talk about my dad?
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Pff. I was his co-pilot.
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My dad was a pilot?
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Nah. On the demolition derby circuit.
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Cars. Ever heard of 'em? Pff.
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C'mon, I'll tell you about your dad.
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Fun fact... We were blood brothers.
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I gave him hepatitis.
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His eyes were the color of mustard.
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Lanceton Raceway Park.
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Home to the demolition derby
and the weekly swap meet.
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No matter the year,
it's always the '70s there.
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Your dad, Lonny, drove the Red Rammer.
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Damn car was unstoppable.
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Pssh. Famous too.
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It was in the movie "Mother,
Jugs & Speed."
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I... haven't seen that.
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It was the car that ran that
bus full of nuns off the road.
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Betcha remember that scene.
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No, I... I haven't seen it...
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Good stuff, you remember.
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Mr. Keebler, I'm sorry,
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but this guy you're describing
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doesn't sound like the dad I never knew.
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Pssh. The way I saw you haulin'
ass in reverse, derby style?
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You're Lonny's kid, alright.
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Pff. Derby's in your blood.
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Derby racing. In my blood.
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Surprised you don't know about him.
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Didn't he leave you the
Red Rammer when he croaked?
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All I've got of my dad's is a huge shoe
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I found in the garage
that I think was his.
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I wear it around the house sometimes
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and pretend I have one really big foot.
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It's lame, I know.
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Nah, that's normal.
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I wear my dead mom's
heels around the house
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and pretend I have a big ol' vagina.
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- Pff.
- Was my dad any good?
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The best.
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He was always slammin' into everybody.
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That sounds bad.
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Nah, that's how you win.
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Destroy the other cars.
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I was your dad's spotter...
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his eyes and ears out there.
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Car!
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Car!
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Car!
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Holy crap! There she is!
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Can we just stay focused on my dad?
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Right, right. We never lost.
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But I lost...
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Lost control of my blood sugar...
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Your dad put his foot on the dash
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to do his signature move,
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the Skidrokyo Drift.
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And my blood sugar was tanking.
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Did I mention I'm also diabetic?
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Seven doctors said it's all in my head.
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Pff. I didn't even know
there was brain diabetes.
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Lonny injured his neck so bad,
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he couldn't turn his head to
the right to drive in reverse.
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- So he had to quit.
- Nope.
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Went to England to race.
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Steering wheels are on the
other side over there. Pff.
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So that's why he left us.
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Mr. Keebler,
I'd like to know more about my dad.
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- Pff.
- Is "Pff" a bad thing?
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It can be. That was a good one, though.
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I'm gonna do more than
tell you about your dad,
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I'm gonna teach you to be like him.
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Teach you how to derby.
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This is gonna be so cool!
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I'll bring Dad's big shoe!
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Pff. That was a bad "Pff."
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Shoe stays at home. Pff.
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That one means I'm thirsty.
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This is Headband Dynamite,
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I'm sittin' bumpy
at a cardboard red Popsicle, over.
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That is a big 10-4, Headband!
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Pavement Pouncer here, over!
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Whoa, this works?
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I was just goofin'!
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Hayley?!
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It says that the salami
we're transporting
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is highly explosive!
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Well, the chemicals in the preservatives
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are pretty volatile.
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And all that salami's loose back there,
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just slices floppin' around.
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Super illegal.
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But if you think about it,
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aren't we all just loose slices
floppin' around?
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Uh... take 193 South.
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Nope. Gotta do all back roads.
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Can't risk getting pulled over.
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Plus, we get to hit up
some rural strip clubs.
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Those backwoods beauties have
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bushes that'll knock your teeth out.
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Schmuley, you're back!
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I was so worried about you.
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Worried I'd find out
Dad was a derby driver?
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- Keebla.
- That's right, it was Keebler!
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And I'm finally hearing
stories about Dad!
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Which I never get from you!
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I don't want you hanging
out with that Keebla.
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I'm doing more than
hanging out with him.
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I'm learning to drive from him.
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I think we can all guess
whose horn that is.
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Welcome to my Miata.
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This is James. James, Snot.
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I'm driving for Uber Two-Seater.
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And before you say
that's not a thing, it's not.
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Way to go, James, you blew it.
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Kid saw right through you. Just get out.
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See you tomorrow, James!
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I know it's not a
great first impression,
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but what do you think of James?
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So this is Raceway Park.
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Where my dad used to derby.
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Yep. And he used to do his derbyin'
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with the Derby Donkeys.
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Hey, Donkeys,
this here's Lonny Lonstein's poo stain.
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Well, I'll be, stinks just like Lonny!
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Just like Lonny.
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Got Lonny's ugly smile too!
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Ugly smile too.
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'Course, Lonny didn't repeat everything
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like some damn trick bird.
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Let's get away from this guy.
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So, kid, if I'm gonna train ya,
we're gonna need a car.
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You really don't know
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what happened to the Red Rammer, huh?
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No idea.
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Wh-What's happening?
I thought we were gonna train.
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Soon, soon. Need a little sex first.
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Hold my clothes like your daddy used to.
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I won't make it 10 feet in this garage
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before I'm deep-doggin' a derby daisy.
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Whoa. Big hat.
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Good. You're still here.
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'Cause you haven't started training me!
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You've been having sex all night...
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Oh, you heard that, did you?
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I can get pretty loud.
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C'mon. Now it's time.
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I thought you said it was time.
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Soon, soon. Just havin' a look at WebMD.
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Pretty sure I caught
something last night.
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Does this look like the picture?
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Jesus!
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Alright, time to earn
your learner's permit.
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You want me to drive now?!
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It's driving, just have fun with it.
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Th-This isn't so bad.
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Steve, there's a chipmunk gnawing!
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Oh.
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Oh, no!
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Oh, thank God.
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What the hell?!
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I'm saved!
257
00:10:43,569 --> 00:10:46,070
Why does everyone hate
this rope so much?!
258
00:10:48,207 --> 00:10:50,675
If this cone was a car,
you'd've smashed it.
259
00:10:50,777 --> 00:10:54,111
It's no Rammer, but you're gonna
kick ass in the Miata Masher.
260
00:10:54,213 --> 00:10:57,081
You haven't even taught
me the Skidrokyo Drift.
261
00:10:57,183 --> 00:10:59,021
You really think I'm ready to derby?
262
00:10:59,056 --> 00:11:00,951
'Bout fifty-fifty. Maybe fofty-fofty.
263
00:11:01,054 --> 00:11:03,520
But fofty-fofty's not a real number...
264
00:11:03,622 --> 00:11:05,489
Yeah, okay, then I'll say fifty-fifty.
265
00:11:07,994 --> 00:11:09,727
Vespa's been ridin' my ass.
266
00:11:15,501 --> 00:11:17,734
Wheels are shot and the front fell! Pff.
267
00:11:17,836 --> 00:11:18,902
What about the derby?!
268
00:11:19,004 --> 00:11:21,305
Can't do it without a car.
269
00:11:21,407 --> 00:11:24,641
Okay, guy,
let's see your insurance info.
270
00:11:24,743 --> 00:11:26,643
Uh-huh.
271
00:11:26,745 --> 00:11:28,312
Uh, do you wanna give me yours?
272
00:11:28,414 --> 00:11:31,315
My insurance is that I
now know where you live.
273
00:11:31,417 --> 00:11:34,150
And if I get so much as
one phone call from GEICO,
274
00:11:34,253 --> 00:11:36,119
I will burn your house to the ground
275
00:11:36,222 --> 00:11:38,470
429 Shippey Lane...
276
00:11:39,091 --> 00:11:40,524
Wait, 492?
277
00:11:40,626 --> 00:11:42,926
Shippey doesn't sound right, either...
278
00:11:43,028 --> 00:11:44,160
No!
279
00:11:45,297 --> 00:11:47,097
Something's zapping me.
280
00:11:47,961 --> 00:11:49,700
Well, Snot, the results are in.
281
00:11:49,801 --> 00:11:52,435
Your old pal's got the
Muscular Dystrophy.
282
00:11:52,537 --> 00:11:54,270
How about instead of looking up symptoms
283
00:11:54,372 --> 00:11:56,106
we find another derby car?
284
00:11:56,208 --> 00:11:58,141
That's a great idea,
why don't you try to find
285
00:11:58,243 --> 00:12:00,576
the Red Rammer like I've
been telling you to!
286
00:12:00,678 --> 00:12:04,147
Dick, I gotta remind you
to keep your voice down.
287
00:12:04,249 --> 00:12:05,715
I got the dystrophy, Barbara.
288
00:12:05,817 --> 00:12:07,183
I got the dystrophy!
289
00:12:07,285 --> 00:12:09,685
And this one won't find the Red
Rammer like I've been tellin' him.
290
00:12:09,788 --> 00:12:14,523
In any case, if you could just...
291
00:12:14,626 --> 00:12:16,860
Now you're getting me
in trouble with Barbara.
292
00:12:19,597 --> 00:12:21,530
There you are! I've been worried sick!
293
00:12:21,633 --> 00:12:23,967
Mom, do you know what
happened to the Red Rammer?
294
00:12:24,069 --> 00:12:25,367
It's gone.
295
00:12:25,469 --> 00:12:27,469
So you do know what happened to it.
296
00:12:27,571 --> 00:12:29,451
And you're never gonna find it.
297
00:12:29,486 --> 00:12:30,942
- Oh, yeah?!
- Yeah!
298
00:12:31,008 --> 00:12:31,940
- Yeah?
- Yeah!
299
00:12:31,942 --> 00:12:32,941
- Yeah?
- Yeah!
300
00:12:32,943 --> 00:12:33,942
- Yeah?
- Yeah!
301
00:12:39,650 --> 00:12:41,283
What the?
302
00:12:47,524 --> 00:12:49,892
Schmuley, just take it easy.
303
00:12:49,994 --> 00:12:51,894
Let's listen to some music.
304
00:12:54,731 --> 00:12:56,832
I can't believe you.
305
00:12:58,669 --> 00:13:00,067
How did I not see...
306
00:13:00,170 --> 00:13:01,202
Schmuley, please!
307
00:13:01,304 --> 00:13:02,903
You chopped up the Rammer!
308
00:13:03,005 --> 00:13:07,240
This is all Dad left me,
and you chopped it up!
309
00:13:07,342 --> 00:13:09,810
I did what I had to do
to keep this family...
310
00:13:09,912 --> 00:13:12,545
and this house... from falling apart!
311
00:13:12,647 --> 00:13:15,816
All you ever tell me about
Dad is the bad things.
312
00:13:15,918 --> 00:13:20,753
But he was a derby-driving,
Keebler clothes-holdin' badass.
313
00:13:32,803 --> 00:13:34,753
_
314
00:13:35,304 --> 00:13:36,768
We're actually gonna make it!
315
00:13:39,874 --> 00:13:41,606
Oh, God!
316
00:13:44,712 --> 00:13:46,478
Just be cool, I'll take care of this.
317
00:13:46,580 --> 00:13:48,714
Hi, Officer,
what seems to be the problem?
318
00:13:48,816 --> 00:13:52,451
Y'all two Yankee Childs
wouldn't be haulin' contraband
319
00:13:52,553 --> 00:13:55,054
luncheon meat through
my county now, would ya?
320
00:13:55,156 --> 00:13:56,722
What?! No.
321
00:13:56,824 --> 00:13:59,258
I don't know which smell is stronger,
322
00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:01,460
bullshit or salami...
323
00:14:01,562 --> 00:14:03,095
No, do it the other way.
324
00:14:03,197 --> 00:14:05,297
I don't know which smell is stronger,
325
00:14:05,399 --> 00:14:07,900
salami or bullshit.
326
00:14:08,002 --> 00:14:09,801
Much better, good job,
you did good, good boy.
327
00:14:09,904 --> 00:14:12,771
Now open the back of the truck.
328
00:14:12,873 --> 00:14:16,307
Well, I guess
I'm opening the truck now...
329
00:14:25,619 --> 00:14:28,052
Please, don't make me do this.
330
00:14:28,154 --> 00:14:30,088
Whaddya waitin' for?
331
00:14:33,627 --> 00:14:37,562
Uh... it's just that it's... so hot.
332
00:14:37,664 --> 00:14:40,665
Missy, if you think that is gonna...
333
00:14:41,702 --> 00:14:45,469
Owie wowie, baby wants mommy,
334
00:14:46,470 --> 00:14:47,738
make it dirty!
335
00:14:49,776 --> 00:14:50,875
Oh, thank God.
336
00:14:54,947 --> 00:14:57,581
What have I done?!
337
00:14:59,652 --> 00:15:01,685
So, what's on the itinerary?
338
00:15:01,788 --> 00:15:04,354
A little rat chasing in the ol' garage?
339
00:15:04,457 --> 00:15:07,257
No, Barry.
We're rebuilding my dad's car.
340
00:15:07,359 --> 00:15:10,394
Alright, but if I find a rat,
I'm still eatin' it.
341
00:16:06,684 --> 00:16:10,186
You found her... and she's beautiful.
342
00:16:10,288 --> 00:16:11,653
M-May I?
343
00:16:11,755 --> 00:16:13,422
Sure.
344
00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:16,592
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
345
00:16:16,694 --> 00:16:19,628
I'm stealing the Rammer. Pff.
346
00:16:19,730 --> 00:16:23,065
Keebler, you dirty thief!
347
00:16:23,167 --> 00:16:26,302
Come back with my daddy's car!
348
00:16:29,873 --> 00:16:33,441
- Mom?
- Dry those tears, my beautiful baby boy.
349
00:16:33,543 --> 00:16:35,110
We're getting the Rammer back.
350
00:16:35,212 --> 00:16:36,544
Oh, wow!
351
00:16:36,646 --> 00:16:38,380
I just have to drop this Tupperware off
352
00:16:38,482 --> 00:16:39,647
at Mrs. Amendola's house.
353
00:16:39,749 --> 00:16:41,916
I've had it forever, it's on the way,
354
00:16:42,019 --> 00:16:43,418
don't make a face.
355
00:16:47,992 --> 00:16:51,248
That damn Keebla stole
your car and half my house!
356
00:16:51,351 --> 00:16:53,317
And my trust in strangers!
357
00:16:53,419 --> 00:16:55,319
Get him, Mom!
358
00:16:56,224 --> 00:16:58,488
Hey, Donkeys!
I've got a dingleberry danglin'!
359
00:16:58,590 --> 00:17:00,423
Get 'em off my tail!
360
00:17:02,394 --> 00:17:04,328
Let's roll!
361
00:17:05,764 --> 00:17:08,332
No!
362
00:17:08,433 --> 00:17:10,167
Get it together, Derrick.
363
00:17:10,269 --> 00:17:12,069
Keebler needs us.
364
00:17:12,171 --> 00:17:14,838
Woo-hoo!
365
00:17:14,940 --> 00:17:19,009
No!
366
00:17:27,318 --> 00:17:28,985
Mom, you gotta hit him back!
367
00:17:29,087 --> 00:17:31,453
I can't do it! You take the wheel.
368
00:17:31,555 --> 00:17:33,489
What?!
369
00:17:33,591 --> 00:17:35,358
You were born to drive.
370
00:17:35,459 --> 00:17:36,859
I tried to deny it, 'cause I didn't want
371
00:17:36,961 --> 00:17:39,228
to lose you to that damn derby.
372
00:17:39,330 --> 00:17:42,698
But I don't have to worry
because you're not your dad.
373
00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:45,834
Now be your dad and smash these fools!
374
00:17:47,605 --> 00:17:49,405
They're coming up on both sides!
375
00:17:49,507 --> 00:17:51,207
Car! Car!
376
00:17:57,214 --> 00:18:00,481
Wow, Schmuley,
you've really got a knock for...
377
00:18:00,583 --> 00:18:03,518
On your six!
378
00:18:03,620 --> 00:18:05,653
Mom, you sound like a spotter.
379
00:18:05,755 --> 00:18:08,423
I was your fatha's first spotter,
before Keebla.
380
00:18:08,525 --> 00:18:09,757
You?
381
00:18:09,859 --> 00:18:11,159
Yeah, but when I got pregnant...
382
00:18:11,261 --> 00:18:12,360
You had to hang it up.
383
00:18:12,462 --> 00:18:13,561
Yeah.
384
00:18:13,663 --> 00:18:15,496
Plus side though, the derby guys
385
00:18:15,598 --> 00:18:17,165
threw me a very nice baby shower.
386
00:18:17,267 --> 00:18:19,500
And the strippers had what appeared
387
00:18:19,602 --> 00:18:21,436
to be full sex with each other.
388
00:18:22,061 --> 00:18:24,406
- Mmm.
- Is it the explosive preservatives
389
00:18:24,507 --> 00:18:26,007
that make it taste so good?
390
00:18:28,245 --> 00:18:30,044
Whoa! It's Snot and his mom!
391
00:18:30,146 --> 00:18:31,245
They're in trouble.
392
00:18:36,919 --> 00:18:38,252
This Headband to Pavement Pouncer
393
00:18:38,354 --> 00:18:39,820
or any other trucker out there.
394
00:18:39,922 --> 00:18:41,355
Shut the door and sit on the toilet,
395
00:18:41,457 --> 00:18:43,790
'cause I've got some friends
deep in donkey-doo, over.
396
00:18:43,892 --> 00:18:45,792
That's a big 10-4, Headband.
397
00:18:45,894 --> 00:18:48,395
Four hot shovels coming your way.
398
00:18:48,497 --> 00:18:51,332
I see you now. And you're
bringing a great big convoy...
399
00:18:51,434 --> 00:18:53,600
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
You can't say that word!
400
00:18:53,702 --> 00:18:55,002
We're nothing like that song!
401
00:18:55,104 --> 00:18:57,409
- What song?
- Not this one!
402
00:18:58,941 --> 00:19:00,941
♪ We got a big group of tru-ucks ♪
403
00:19:01,043 --> 00:19:02,909
♪ That means more than one truck ♪
404
00:19:03,012 --> 00:19:05,411
♪ Yeah, we got a big group of tru-ucks ♪
405
00:19:05,514 --> 00:19:07,280
♪ Usually four or five trucks ♪
406
00:19:07,382 --> 00:19:09,616
♪ C'mon and join our
big group of trucks ♪
407
00:19:09,718 --> 00:19:11,184
♪ This time it's only four trucks ♪
408
00:19:12,253 --> 00:19:15,555
♪ Tru-ucks ♪
409
00:19:19,227 --> 00:19:20,326
What the hell?
410
00:19:20,428 --> 00:19:23,463
Guess it's up to us to get
that Donkey off his tail.
411
00:19:23,565 --> 00:19:26,232
Hey, honey! Smoke 'em if you got 'em!
412
00:19:26,420 --> 00:19:28,134
Oh, yeah!
413
00:19:40,381 --> 00:19:41,981
Whoo-hoo!
414
00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:45,584
There's Keebla!
415
00:19:45,686 --> 00:19:48,153
You caught 'em, Schmuley,
now take 'em out!
416
00:19:51,380 --> 00:19:52,673
Foot on the dash?
417
00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:56,061
You're doing the Skidrokyo Drift!
418
00:19:59,634 --> 00:20:03,435
Whoooooooaaaa.
419
00:20:08,575 --> 00:20:10,575
Oh, no, you missed.
420
00:20:10,677 --> 00:20:13,077
No, I didn't, Mom.
421
00:20:16,016 --> 00:20:17,081
For me?
422
00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:19,183
But why didn't you Skidrokyo Keebla?
423
00:20:19,285 --> 00:20:20,685
Screw Keebler.
424
00:20:20,787 --> 00:20:22,620
And screw the Red Rammer.
425
00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:23,955
I don't want it.
426
00:20:24,057 --> 00:20:28,059
That's Dad's car, and I'm letting it go.
427
00:20:28,161 --> 00:20:30,795
- Why?
- 'Cause Dad let us go.
428
00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:34,165
He bailed on us... but you stuck around.
429
00:20:34,267 --> 00:20:36,534
And you're the only dad I need.
430
00:20:36,636 --> 00:20:38,870
Oh!
431
00:20:38,972 --> 00:20:41,573
Now let's clock some driving hours
432
00:20:41,675 --> 00:20:45,109
so I can sign your permit paper.
433
00:20:45,211 --> 00:20:49,313
Wow, I through this moment
would be more powerful for me.
434
00:20:49,415 --> 00:20:52,983
Thought it would be a
little more meaningful.
435
00:20:54,623 --> 00:20:58,389
There it is!
There's that special feeling!
436
00:20:58,491 --> 00:21:00,324
Have a great night!
437
00:21:02,223 --> 00:21:04,233
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