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Bye.

Where's Brian D?

I

was

a long way home, Brian D.

Sweaty enough for you? Can we do this later, K -Pop? I'm late for a Klan

This effiest twitcher thinks he's going to be the next Law.

What are you... What do you guys want already?

Same thing every real time strategy in your swan.

Resource.

Our next guest was PwnZone, the amateur player of the year, and Petite Elite's

hunkiest team gamer of the decade.

He's also varsity FPS captain at Video Game High School, and sorry ladies, you

take it. Hold on to your rumble packs.

Because here comes the love.

So, uh,

who wants to see a trick shot demo?

It took me three weeks to grind for that stuff.

And it took me three seconds. I guess that's what you call a...

Strategy. GG, Brian D. See you tomorrow.

Yeah.

See you tomorrow.

Forever.

Woo!

Uh -huh.

Hey, Mom, school's great. I'll be back.

Can I talk to you? Hey, you can touch both of them.

Sorry I'm late.

You can join us, Cap!

Alright, let's go! On me!

Did you guys see that? That was insane!

Thanks, man.

So, you told me backstage that this was called a pub stomp?

What else happened backstage, Bella?

Uh, anyway, girls, pub stomping is when a pro like me goes into a random server

and lays down the, uh... Let me hear you out!

Left flank, Occam's blazer on three.

Just like in Milwaukee Invitational.

Let's go.

You ready to rush the point?

Ryan, take the cat out!

First I gotta put the cat out.

It's like every time.

Cheeto. Cheeto.

Cheeto, Cheeto, Cheeto, Cheeto.

What are you guys doing?

AMK. Cheeto.

Oh my god. Guys, we need a new captain.

Yeah, looks like we got ourselves a server.

Why don't we just reset?

The war has returned.

The game.

All right, guys.

Nobody... Got him. Got him. Oh, God. So much power. So much power.

Cheeto. Come here, Cheeto.

Cheeto.

Cheeto.

Cheeto. Cheeto.

Woo!

That's incredible, right? I still feel that rush all the time.

Oh, my God. One time I took out an entire family with that move. Cheeto.

Cheeto.

Cheeto, go kitty.

Cheeto. Ow!

Ow! No!

Stupid cat!

Oh, well, I'm good.

Ah, looks like this guy's AFK. Away from keyboard.

Let's see if we can have some fun with him.

Uh, yeah.

Mom, where's the iodine?

Whatever, kid.

Hot.

Hot.

What was that move called?

You know, it's not really a move.

I got killed.

You know, it's pub stomp. Anything can happen. Who was that guy, right? Who was

that guy?

So, all right. I guess a commercial break or something like that.

And yet the president's condition is still unknown at this time.

A nation waits with... Pwn Zone.

Frag alert.

Hold on to your joysticks, zoners. We got ourselves a late -breaking Pwn Zone

frag alert.

Shotbot, what you got?

BGHS superstar The Log humiliated live on national television by a no -name

nooblet in a pub stop gone wrong.

My computation, frag of the century, he three -footed.

Tuning game O 'Brien Bishiga.

Yeah,

that's right. We were totally with Brian when he got the call from VGHS. We love

you, Brian D. We love you, Brian.

Give me a break.

What makes this flash -in -the -pan fluker think he's got what it takes?

I completely agree, Ron.

VGHS is the most intense pro gaming academy in the country.

Can I just agree with you for one second? Your agreement's been noted,

Fellas, fellas, fellas, please, let's just, let's look at their acceptance

video, okay? You will not study physics.

You will study physics engines.

You will not study art.

You will study the art of war.

You will learn about biology by bathing in the blood of your enemies.

Sound good?

Well, welcome to VGHS.

This is actually happening.

Everyone says I won't make it, but I have to try. I mean, I have dreamed of

playing on a VGHS team since I was E for everyone.

But I hope you'll understand.

Classic Cheeto.

I'm gonna miss this back and forth.

Take care of mom, okay?

Brian? Reporters are here. Let's get you mic'd up.

I love you, Mom.

I put some extra food in your bowl.

Where are you going?

I'm going to VGHF.