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I am back!

There you

are!

What, you're not going to give your big sister a hug?

Come over here!

What the fuck?

So twerp, where's mom and dad?

They're not here this weekend. They're at the lake house.

Hmm.

So it'll be just you and me this weekend.

Just like the good old days.

Those will be fun. See you around.

Mom, she won't leave me alone.

Every single time she comes home, she's bullying me left and right.

I know, Mom, she's back at it again. I don't know what to do. I've talked to

before, and I don't know. I already have problems talking to girls, and she's

supposed to be the one that's nice to me.

I've tried talking to her. She doesn't care.

All right, I guess I'll just try and avoid her until you guys get home.

Yeah, okay.

All right.

Yep, bye.

Listen, the last one that I'm going to print you, Lucas, I promise my days of

bullying are over.

Okay, how do I know to believe you?

Well, I've noticed some things that I think I might have

had a hand in in your life.

I don't want to call you out, but...

You never had a girlfriend or you don't really leave the house a lot and there's

a collection of cum socks.

Anyway, I didn't realize how much my teasing and

bullying over the years would have had such an impact on your life.

So, I wanted to tell you that.

That is over, and I'm going to do what I can to make it up to you.

Okay, how?

Well, um, here, why don't you take a seat?

Okay.

As your big sister, I'm going to show you how to be a

real man of this family, okay?

Now, acknowledge how tormenting may have hindered you.

So, I'm going to teach you what to do when you go to your first real

party, because you're going to go to college soon, and let's face it, things

going to happen.

So, I'm going to prepare you. And don't worry, it's not a prank.

Okay, so, what you're going to want to do first, get nice and comfortable on

bench. Yeah, that's it. Okay.

Now, when you're at a party, people are going to be getting a little

drunk. Especially girls. And when girls get drunk, they get slutty.

That's just how it is. So, I'm going to prepare you for what happens when a

slutty girl comes at you when you're sitting down at a party. Okay?

Okay. Okay, so.

Girls love to put their asses in guys' laps. That's what they do.

when they're feeling drunk and bloody.

So, don't get scared, okay?

Okay, just relax into it.

She'll start rubbing her ass all over your cock, and rule number

one is make sure your dick gets hard.

I think so too,

but you're going to want to keep it hard.

Okay. Yeah, you're doing a great job.

You're doing really good. Yeah.

That feels really good.

Go ahead.

All right.

Oh, no. Okay. Collect yourself because rule number two, don't.

Come too fast, okay?

Yes, you're gonna want to do that otherwise I think that you're weird so

your hand Put them on her head, okay?

Unless she's like super skinny. She's gonna have a little meat so you can just

grab on to her

And move her on your dick.

Yeah, there you go.

You're doing great.

I'm moving really fucking hard.

Good. Okay. That's a good sign.

Just be a nice, firm grip on her. That lets her know that you're into it.

Okay, now.

If the girl's really slutty, which, I mean, sororities, you're going to find

really slutty girls.

She's going to get a little bit more naked.

Um, wear your underwear.

Okay, real fast, don't wear underwear.

Okay.

No, at a certain point, she's going to want to take it to the next level.

She might want to do it in front of everyone, but she'll probably want to

it to the bathroom.

Take what to the bathroom?

Your penis, Lucas.

She's going to want to fuck you.

Okay? All right. So I'm going to show you what you're going to do when that

happens. Okay?

She's going to get on her knees.

She's going to start unbuttoning her pants.

Okay.

And step her down.

And this is when being hard is crucial.

Okay? Because no girl wants a podcast.

Wow, we're working with some great material here

Holy shit. If she really knows what she's doing, she'll get your calf nice

wet.

Oh my god.

Holy fuck.

Feels really good.

That feels a lot better in my hand.

Now I hope you've been doing a lot of jacking off because you want to last.

Okay? Okay.

Oh my gosh.

You good?

Real proud.

I'm going to tie out a deep thread on you, okay?

Yes.

You

made

a really great duck for deep threading. You're going to do so well with the

girls.

That's a nice move. You want to direct her a little bit, you know, take charge.

I know, it's a haunting

sensation, but I go, look, boss.

Yeah, that's new.

That's new.

That was really good, though.

Let's see if I can do it in porn.

So don't be scared. Just go with that.

Um. Ha.

Just go with that.

That's new.

Yeah, okay, that's all right.

They don't come too fast. Okay, that's good. That's good. Know your limits.

Okay. All right, maybe we should um... Let's really get to the real stuff.

Okay? All right, get up.

No, you're gonna need to know what to do.

Ash is a good job.

What's after?

You gotta fuck.

Oh.

Okay. Okay.

No, you're not always going to have a bed. You're going to be challenged with

areas of the house, okay?

But first things first, you want to eat her out and get her nice and ready.

Okay, yeah, that's good.

Am I doing this right?

You're doing pretty good so far. Wow.

and you have to start by teasing her with your tongue

Now, you can slide your dick in here. Okay?

Oh, God, you can't appreciate it.

Fuck.

She starts playing with your clothes.

I know what you're really up to.

Yeah.

Oh yes, fuck me.

Like that? Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh,

my God. Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Oh,

my God. Oh,

my God.

Oh,

my God.

Fucking, that's not enough.

You're killing me. That's okay, take a breath.

No, no, I'm okay.

It just feels really good.

big sister never did anything good for you.