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You're over here jerking off our swap, son.

I want to know what a dad dick looks like. Are they bigger?

I love my new family.

What are you doing?

I'm so excited!

Santa's coming!

Don't stare.

Well, it's okay.

Santa would stare at my titties.

You know what?

Since we're all here, why don't we finish our Christmas list?

Come on, let's go.

I'm done. What about everyone else? Can I see?

I love this tradition.

Let's see.

Swap mom wants hot folders, sewing machine, and measuring cups.

Cute.

Swap dad.

Running shoes and perfume for mom.

That's neat.

Swap robe wants...

Whopper wants a lifetime subscription to My Family Pie.

That's funny.

I would have taken you for a momlovers .com.

Okay, you know who this is?

Listen, you two need to straighten up.

I don't want any more of this funny business tomorrow when we're decorating

tree. Do you understand?

Do you think this is better?

You know, I actually made some ornaments myself and I was hoping we could put

them on the tree.

Oh, how wonderful.

This one is for you.

Jingle balls, oh what fun to ride.

And small bro, this one's for you.

Look at Grandma's hangers. I knew you were a momlover .com.

Although, she is a little bit older.

And, Slopdop, I made this special for you.

Merry Titsmith.

Grab a handful of holiday cheer.

We're not really hanging this up, are we?

You know what?

I'm not letting her on this day.

Whoa. Just... Whoa.

Get with the program, Swamp Mom.

Fine.

What? Are you sure about this?

You bet I am.

Nothing like her did the best of me.

Holy shit.

Ah. Ah.

Shhh

Huh.

Oh,

my.

Oh.

Oh...

Just like that.

Well, that mom really got into the cooking spirit.

Thank you.

Those two are so naughty.

All of our naughty kids too.

You know

what?

Why don't you come over here and tell us about Dad's car?

Thank you.

You know what?

What?

I want to watch you fuck your small brother again.

Okay.

Oh, no.

Zing.

Can you give that to me?

Anything you want.

There's two.

You're so naughty.

Yeah.

Oh, shit.

I guess I did get a cream pie for Christmas.

That's gonna be the best Christmas ever.