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You're over here jerking off our swap, son.

I want to know what a dad dick looks like. Are they bigger?

I love my new family.

Look, I got low.

A little low.

Doesn't that sound good?

Looks good.

Look, I got a dick.

I think your technique could use a little work though.

Michelle.

Oh, that feels good.

Oh,

stop it. She's just having some fun.

It's inappropriate.

Don't worry about it.

She's making him uncomfortable.

He's fine.

He's a teen boy. She can't be doing that. It's not that big a deal.

Dad,

she's doing it again.

Is this how you do it to yourself?

Lulu, that's so inappropriate.

Lulu, you need to cut it out. Look, this is just a swap, okay?

You're not my real dad, so you don't have to take things so seriously.

She's right, you know. You don't have to be so mean to her.

Now, let me help you with that technique.

Okay, okay. I get it.

I get it.

You've been hounding me for sex this entire time.

I told you that I'm married in real life, right?

It wasn't even like that. We were just goofing off.

It's more than that. You're into this whole sex swap fantasy thing.

So what if I am?

It's not like I'm forcing anyone.

Now, let's just finish the tree.

I don't know.

He totally needs to relax.

Maybe we could help him with that.

Thank you.

Hey, what are you doing out here?

Nothing.

Oh, yeah?

Looks like you're still thinking about earlier.

Practicing jerking off.

What are you talking about?

Go to bed.

I don't think you want me to.

I think you want me to stay.

Go on.

Tell me how you touch it.

No.

I'll show you now. Give me this.

Come on, give me.

What are you doing?

I just want to practice on the real thing.

Come on.

What if mom and dad walked in?

See this is how it's done.

You like that?

I've been wanting cock for so long.

Glad I caught you tonight.

I can't breathe.

I

can't

breathe.

Mom, what the fuck?

Sorry, I couldn't help it.

I'm so horny watching you guys.

Yeah, you were watching us? I was.

Oh, you saw?

I did.

Oh, I did.

I'm sorry

What the hell is going on?

I can't leave you girls alone for more than two seconds?

This is supposed to be a family swap.

Thank you.

Amen.