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You're over here jerking off our swap sign.

I want to know what a dad dick looks like. Are they bigger?

I love my new family.

Are you okay?

Um, well, the truth is, I just kind of walked in on Swapdad in the shower,

and I saw his dick.

Oh.

Okay. Well, these things happen.

There's really nothing wrong.

Yeah, but it was small.

Oh. Are you sure it was your Swapdad?

Your Slopfather has a really nice dick.

I don't know. It looks pretty small.

What kind of guys have you been sleeping with?

They must have monsters in their pants.

Well, I don't know about that, but Slopdad looked pretty

tiny.

Are you sure it wasn't your Slopbrother?

Damn, we did good, huh?

What's so funny?

Nothing, just a little girl talk.

Yeah, that's all.

That was like a ball.

Oh, yeah, it was great. We won.

We could.

You have a really big dick.

Unless you're playing a prank and that's a soda can in your pants.

What's going on here?

Well, we did say no secrets.

Your flop daughter thinks you saw your dick when she walked in on you in the

shower.

She thought it was a little small.

I didn't think it was like that.

I don't know what to say.

Well, I know it's kind of weird, but maybe I could get a closer look?

We're all family.

It's just your soft daughter.

I mean, if it'll make you feel any better.

No, it is bigger than I thought.

Told you.

I don't know what I saw in the shower.

You know.

Maybe the water was cold. I'm not sure.

Is it... Would it be okay if I touch it?

Yeah.

I mean, we're all family.

Yeah. Go ahead, sweetie.

It's alright.

Would it be okay if I smoked it?

Yeah, no problem.

Nothing. You feeling left out?

Kinda.

You want flat mommy to take care of it?

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh. Oh.

Thank you.

Do you think I could write it?

Sure, honey.

How about you?

You on a sex swap, mommy?

Fuck yeah.