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Oh, yes, it's about to start.

Perfect.

Okay, let's see.

Perfect.

She's so funny.

I think I have the right person.

Definitely have the right person.

Gosh, this episode of Female Firepower is amazing.

Oh my God.

Okay, couple steps.

Few steps.

Oh, I know exactly who I can put to the test.

Oh, I hope he remembers me.

Oh my gosh, he's replying already.

Oh.

I hope he says yes.

Oh, we're in.

Oh my gosh, what is my address?

Okay.

Let's see if you're glowing.

Girl, I'm gonna get him. Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay. No more.

Yeah.

Well, hello.

Hey, how's it going?

Good. That was pretty quick.

You want to come in?

Sure, sure thing.

So how have you been?

I've been doing good and yourself?

No, it's okay. It's okay.

It's been a little bit, hasn't it? It has been. What, like three, four weeks?

Yeah. You know, I've been thinking about you a lot. Oh, really?

Yeah.

I was wondering when you were going to text me.

I did.

You came over really quick.

Yeah. I was only about like 30 minutes away.

I know. Great.

What music are you listening to?

I'm not listening to any music.

Have you ever heard of Female Firepower?

No, I haven't.

Well, it's an amazing podcast.

About, like, women encouragement.

They talk about many different things. Do you want to hear?

Sure.

She's amazing.

She has a great voice, too.

But all this lovey -dovey crap, you have to think about you. Wow. I know.

That's a different thing.

Right now they're talking about, like, sexy stuff.

What was it that you're listening to again?

Female Firepower.

It's, like, about, like, women encouragement, women empowerment.

About, like, a whole bunch of different things. Just to...

Get you good.

Oh, okay.

Yeah, you want to hear it again?

No, it's okay. It's okay. I mean, I just really came to hang out with you.

Oh, we'll get to that. Don't worry. Don't worry.

It's crazy good.

It's amazing.

Like, you really need to subscribe. They listen to, like, conspiracy theories.

They talk about bedroom advice, like, different positions.

Just a whole bunch of different things. If you like aliens or politics, they

literally talk about everything.

It's crazy.

Or is it?

Female firepower.

Amazing.

Yeah, I mean, it sounds interesting.

Yeah, it is. Pretty good.

Just can't get over it.

Like right now they're talking about some sex advice.

Pretty good.

So what are we going to watch? I mean, what kind of movies are you into?

Well, right now I'm really into this podcast.

Like, today they're talking about relationships and stuff.

And they're trying to find the right match for their future person. Just like

forever person, you know?

So, why am I here?

Well, I wanted to test it out.

With you.

Because I thought you might be a right match.

A right match? I thought we were just fucking...

Whoa. We can get to that.

We can get to that. But right now, I want to test you out. You want to do

tests I've heard on the podcast?

Okay, listen.

Just listen.

See?

Please, let's do some tests.

Please.

We can just test it out.

Right now? Yeah, come on.

I just really came to watch a movie. Well, do that. I promise. Come on. What?

Come on.

You really want me to do this? I'm in jeans, really? Go on, go on.

I don't know what this is for, really. I mean, I don't know what you're trying

to prove.

You're doing a good job.

I don't know what to do this for, really.

Just a little more, just a little more.

Good job.

Give me a thought now, please.

Go on, go on.

You're good.

Good.

Just

go

on.

I really don't know what you're trying to prove here. I mean, what's this

for? For the true match. The podcast is never wrong.

I promise.

You got it.

How long do I have to go for this? Just keep going. Just keep going.

Is this really all necessary?

I'm telling you, yes.

What's next?

Let's go see how smart you are.

What? Come on. Come on.

I swear, we're doing math. I'm going to be so upset with you.

All right. I just need you to do some simple math for me. So simplify the

expressions. And you got some scratch paper right there. Click finish with

answers.

You shouldn't take more than like a couple minutes.

Simplify the what? What is this?

This isn't even math. You got letters in there. You're joking, right?

I'm being serious.

Oh, it's okay. It's okay. You're fine. You're fine.

It's super simple.

You know how to do it.

Then you do it.

But see, I'm testing you. You got it. Yes.

You got it. Just write it down. Figure it out. Once you write it down, it'll

just, it'll get, you're going to know it.

What?

to you and your partner.

Be stern on this part. You want to make sure your baby can learn quickly.

If you find a smart man, your baby will be able to talk within their first

month. I'm telling you, this podcast is the honest truth.

This one's eight.

This one equals eight. Good job. Oh my gosh.

Yes.

See, you're getting the hang of it. Just keep going.

17. Good job.

See, I knew you would do it. I knew you would do it. And you're almost done.

Remember, when you're done, I need to see your answers and it needs to judge.

Four.

Good job.

See,

I think you're getting them all right.

You have the last question.

I know it's a little hard.

Three?

I don't know. Let's do it. Let's click finish.

Yes!

So did I pass?

I don't know yet.

It's loading the answers.

Oh, we got the answers.

Oh my gosh!

You passed!

Good job, good job!

Perfect! Oh, I knew you would.

So is that the end of the test?

No, absolutely not. What?

We gotta test your balance and your reflexes.

For what?

Podcast rules, I'm telling you.

Because don't you want a good future?

You want to find out if I'm a good suit for you?

Um, sure.

Come on!

Can you

see? No.

What am I doing? Are you ready?

What am I doing?

Okay.

Okay. So, what you're going to do is walk heel to toe in a straight line.

Okay.

Ready?

Go.

Okay.

Okay, now stop and turn around.

Now touch your nose with one hand.

While I'm walking? While you're walking.

Exactly. One hand.

Switch hands.

Keep going.

Okay.

You got it. You got it. Keep walking.

Okay, now stop.

Okay, perfect.

That was amazing.

Good job.

One other test for you.

What's that?

Whoa. Are we going to go watch a movie now?

Not yet.

Come on.

Can I take this thing off? No, not yet.

Can I take this thing off now? No, no, no, not yet, not yet.

The next test is you have to take your pants off.

What? No, I'm not taking my pants off, no.

Yes, take your pants off. Oh, come on.

I'll do it for you then.

When are we going to watch a movie?

Eventually. Come on now.

Oh, my gosh.

Okay. Okay.

Oh, my gosh.

Now what?

What are you doing? Oh, my gosh.

You are going to be a great daddy.

Oh, wait.

A what? A great daddy.

A what? What are you?

Are we going to watch a movie?

Yeah, eventually.

See,

those tests were worth it, huh?

Just about, yeah.

You said I'm going to be a great what?

A great zaddy.

Okay.

That's so good.

my podcast is all perfect

Oh, fuck, that feels so good.

Oh, fuck.

Gosh, such a nice dick to suck.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Oh, fuck.

That was so good.

You're going to be such a good daddy.

A lot?

Nothing.

Nothing, nothing, nothing.

When are we going to get your movie?

Very soon.

Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh.

Oh, fuck.

Yes,

yes, yes. Oh,

yes, yes.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Yes, fuck me.

Fuck. Yes, yes, yes.

Yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck, oh, fuck, oh, fuck, oh.

Yes, yes, yes.

Fuck, yes, this is so, so good.

God.

Fuck.

Yes, I'm about to fucking cum.

That was so good.

I want you to hold your cum for me.

Let me know because I need you to have a huge orgasm for me.

Maybe fill me up.

Yes. Oh, fuck.

So you don't think you're compatible so far?

Yes, I do.

Those tests were much needed.

Don't worry about it right now.

than watching a movie, huh?

I love that.

When are your parents getting home?

They're out of town, so it's okay.

But my brother might be home in a little bit.

That podcast really, really helped.

It sure did.

How are you?

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Yes,

yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Oh, fuck, yes.

I'm so glad you've had your test.

Oh, don't worry.

Gorgeous boy.

Oh my God.

That's just so fucking sick.

Oh my

God.

fucking you every day.

Yeah?

Oh, fuck.

Oh my god, you feel so fucking good.

Yes, yes, please.

God, help me to fuck up.

Oh my fucking god, yes.

Oh my fucking god, yes.

God, you pussy's so fucking amazing.

Uh -huh.

Perfect match for your dick, huh? Yeah, fuck yes.

The podcast was right.

Oh, fuck.

Oh shit.

Oh my god. Oh

my

god.

Oh my

god, it's so deep.

Oh my god.

Oh fuck.

yes oh my god oh my

god

Oh, my God, yes.

It's so amazing.

Oh my God, yes.

Oh God, yes.

God, I feel your bones swelling.

Don't you come yet.

Oh, you better not come yet.

Oh my God.

Oh, fuck you, yes.

Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck me.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh,

my goodness. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my goodness.

Deeper and deeper.

Oh, come on. Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

It's so good.

Oh, my God.

God, yeah.

Oh, my God.

That was just for you.

Oh, Jennifer.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my gosh.

Yes,

yes, yes.

No idea.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh yeah, fuck me.

Oh my god, yes.

Oh my god.

So fucking...

My god.

Oh my god.

Oh, God, yes, yes, yes.

Fuck me.

I'm going to come on in.

What?

We're going to have a great family.

You know the test from the podcast?

Really? You passed them all.

Oh, no.

Good job.

Together forever.

Perfect.

I just came to watch a movie.

Well, now you're left with a family.