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Before we tell anyone else, and you'll soon notice anyway, I'm pregnant.

You have changed what we wrote.

Sorry? I'm not saying it again.

I might choke.

Why did you kiss me if you don't fancy me? I begged you to tell me how you felt

about me.

Right, Dante Charles, I'm arresting you for dangerous driving.

Eh?

You've got to say it was you driving the car.

Don't ask me to do that. I can't. I'm too scared.

It's the reason I married you.

Because I didn't want to embarrass you.

But I swear, if I'd have known you were pregnant, I'd have never have gone ahead

with it.

Yes, Zoe, what are you saying?

Will you go away?

Can I have your number?

No. Go away. Give the kiss.

Are you joking?

Get off me!

Get off me!

Yeah,

in. Sir, it's Zoe's first day at Waterloo Road and, er...

I'm just being friendly. Are you trying it on?

Well, it looks like Zoe's already got herself a boyfriend, so leave her alone.

Yeah, I'm a boyfriend, so you do.

We don't want any threats, all right?

I'm not threatening, not me.

Perhaps we should have a little chat later, miss.

Over

there.

Thank you.

Good. Yeah, well, you say that, but wait till this one finds out he's in the

same team as this one. There's going to be hell to pay. If it's worked at Eton

for the last 300 years... So what next, white fully shirt and dress coat?

As long as it doesn't come down to who's the best fighter.

I think our pupils have got more to offer than that.

Well, whatever they've got to offer, they're going to get points for it.

Attendance, behaviour, good manners.

On your head.

I think it's all going to depend on who gets elected house captain.

There's a new girl arriving this morning. Zoe Ramson?

Yeah, I interviewed her mum.

I'd say she was at least six months pregnant.

Yeah, and I'd say she's up to five months to be. We could start our own

antenatal classes.

I think she could be trouble.

I'd say I have a word, but she's a tad full on, if you know what I mean.

Leave your mum a bother, did she?

Don't be ridiculous.

Don't worry, I'll speak to her. Leave it to me to protect your mum.

Thank you.

Houses.

In Waterloo Road.

What, Nick?

A croquet team?

Ludicrous, isn't it? Of course, you know what's smart, Alex, behind all this,

don't you? When he told me about it, I couldn't keep a straight face. I said,

Jack, tell me you're joking.

Can't you persuade him out of a daft idea using your new, er, influence?

And what is that supposed to mean?

Well, I'd have to be brain dead not to guess who you've been lavishing your

attentions on. And you did helpfully hint it was someone we all know.

Well, he doesn't know you know, Grantley, so keep your lip zipped.

However, on Trinoo, we are planning to schedule another date.

Hmm, getting serious, is it?

I'm not a one -night -stand girl, Grantley.

Particularly where Jack is constant.

Hmm. Well, we'll have to keep our mouths shut then, won't we? Don't want you

pillow -talking the boss with staff room gossip.

Whatever is said in this room, no matter how close Jack and I are.

Hmm.

Morning.

Do you fancy a cuppa?

No. I've got to pull something out of the hat for my year nine.

You can have a take, Lucy.

Are you rushing off?

What?

I've got a clinic appointment tonight.

Oh, check up.

You've no idea how bad it's made things between us, is he?

We're just not ready to have kids yet.

You can't have an abortion just because Tom wants you to.

You're doing this behind his back.

Are you mad?

This is a huge decision to make on your own.

It's for the best.

Yeah, but he's going to find out sometime, isn't he? And you're going to

his support.

I'm going to pretend that I've had a miscarriage.

Lorna.

This is such a bad idea. You need to discuss it with him. Absolutely no way.

and talk me out of it. I hope you would.

No.

It's not fair to make him choose now.

Tom and I have got plenty of time to have kids. What's the point in rushing

it when we're not ready?

OK,

listen up.

As you've been told, today you'll vote for your house captains.

All around the school are posters indicating which house each of you

Collect your ballot papers from Miss Campbell as you go in. You can vote

this morning's break, which is being extended.

And the house system begins in earnest tomorrow morning.

In you go.

May the best man win.

Sir, sir, don't we get anything for winning, like a prize or something?

Think of it as the glory of competing.

You should at least get some, wouldn't you?

That's a really good idea, Lewis. Straight out of my pocket.

All cash.

I'm going to have to wing it with Anthem for doomed youth.

Again.

I assume I've been bored out of their schools.

I'm off for my check -up after school.

I've got five aside.

I wouldn't ask you to come with me.

I just want to know that you wish me luck.

Hey,

don't be daft. Of course I wish you luck.

Well, would you cancel and come with me to the clinic, then?

I can't let the kids down, can I?

Vote for me.

Today's great for no more homework.

can happen if you make it. Okay, vote for me and I'll get rid of maths, yeah?

That's in the curriculum.

Can't get subjects changed without going through Parliament. So wait, you

started... Oi!

Come on, get to your classes.

Then add the ballot paper on your way out. Name of the house and name of

captain.

This is such a brilliant idea, Jack.

Really? Oh, yeah.

I was just saying to Grantley, if anybody can pull this off, it's you.

Well, it's Sandra's idea.

And it looks like it's going to be fun.

Talking of which, I'm still trembling at the memory of our naughty night

together.

You know what? I was so out of it, I can't really remember what happened.

Seems like a long time ago now.

Too long, Jack.

Seems to me like we should be doing it again very soon.

I don't think so.

Oh, stop fighting it, Jack.

But I don't know how much longer I'm prepared to do all the running.

Dear Chloe, it's hell on earth, innit?

I don't know if I can call much longer.

Please come and see me.

You have to tell the police it wasn't me that was driving so I can get out of

here. I'm counting on you, babes.

Please come and see me.

Love, Donny.

Something to tell you about mum.

She's lying about it being her dad's fault we split up.

It's him that's the liar.

I read her diary.

You did what?

That's a well -meaning thing to do. She'd never read yours.

You won't want to know his secret, then, will you? Dead right.

You slapped him right in the face.

Anthony Stubton.

Yes, ma 'am. Can I have a bit?

A favour.

Yes.

Give that ruler back now.

And enough of your noise.

I'm going to damage my baby, you. C 'est toi, you.

Give me my ruler and throw it at me.

detention or that? You will get detention.

Miss, she said I had to do your job. Took her in the cooler.

Right.

That's enough.

Miss, you've got a right come on today, haven't you? You've probably got a

period.

Miss,

did you hear what he just said?

He said you've probably got your period.

I mean it.

Now I can see why you're a year behind in French.

You're a new girl.

You've got far too much to say for yourself, young lady.

The next person to speak will go in the cooler.

Miss Granger.

Did you hear me?

What? Don't you speak to me in that tone.

Give me a break, will you? I'll give you lunchtime detention, madam.

Good. Fine.

Whatever. Do you want evening detention as well?

Why don't you show up, you ugly old bat?

Right.

That's it.

Mr Rimmer's office, now.

Move it.

The loss adjuster came and went days ago.

Yes, the glazier's been, but now everything's ground to a halt.

So when am I going to see the rest of the money?

Well, can you make sure that you actually do call me back?

Mr Rimmer, I am so sorry to interrupt. I know how terribly busy you are. What is

it, Miss Haydon?

It's this one here.

I have been subjected to the most terrible abuse.

Not only did she turn up for class 20 minutes late, she called me... She told

to shut up.

Is this true?

I asked you a question.

She thinks she's a law unto herself.

Haven't you got a class to get back to, Miss Hainaut?

Yes.

Of course.

Sit down.

Why were you late for class? Where were you?

Toilet. For 20 minutes?

Are you ill?

Have you got a tongue in your head?

Well, if you're not going to talk to me... Edsel, can you ask

Miss Redpath to come to my office, please?

Hiya, Zoe.

Do you want to come and take a seat?

Welcome to Otterley Road.

Shouldn't it be the master I'm seeing?

Nope.

You'll just have to put up with a lowly head of pastoral care. Me.

Right.

Oh, you chose to leave your last school.

Tell me why.

Didn't like it.

Any particular reason?

Teachers stank.

Not literally, I presume.

Well, I am sure that you're going to like the teachers here. Not if Haydock's

anything to go by.

Miss Haydock to you.

She shouldn't be a teacher if she can't control the class. People are swearing

and everything.

I'm not sure what's giving you your attitude problem.

But what I do know is that you'd better drop it.

Yeah?

I need to know when your baby's due.

I need help with this. I want to speak to Mr. Rimmer.

Excuse me, you don't just go demanding meetings with the headmaster.

He's a friend of my dad.

I've got something to tell him.

I'm so sorry, Miss Durham. I blame Dante Charles for this. Claude's never been

the same since he's had his influence over her. I don't know how many times I

have to tell you.

It wasn't Dante's fault.

It's the truth.

Well, while you both have collective memory failure, we'll never know the

will we?

Unless Olly Tattersall falls through.

Is there any news about her progress?

No change.

But she just lies there.

Nothing.

We just want you to follow the rules while you're in school.

It's not too much to ask, is it?

Chloe?

Yes, sir.

Sorry, sir.

And you'll apologise to me third of for what you said?

Yes, sir.

Embarrassing like that.

I mean, you're going to have to have another talk tonight, love.

I'm sorry.

No, you're going to have to be something.

And all this is about Dante.

You've had another letter from him, haven't you?

Why don't you just rip them up and throw them in the bin?

Because I love him, Mum.

You should stop trying to make out that he's some horrible person.

He's dead gentle, honest.

And why is he putting words in your mouth?

Chloe, I don't want to see you feel bad like this.

But sometimes love can make you try too hard to keep seeing the good in someone.

No, it's because I'm to blame for it.

Don't say that.

It's true.

Chloe, come on.

Listen to me.

Just because you got into that limo, it doesn't mean to say you're to blame for

what happened.

You know, if that was the case, then you'd have to blame Adam and Holly too.

And do you?

No.

You better vote for me.

Sweet, vote for Janine.

Don't go off there, come see it.

Vote for Sweet.

Don't wear that name tag.

Better be vocal for me.

Vote for Sweet.

house captains behaving like football hooligans or they won't be house

for much longer, will they? Probably, sir.

Sir, how many to go?

James, 105.

James, 106.

Lewis, 104.

Lewis, 105.

Lewis, 106.

Lewis, you're Kingfisher captain.

Well done.

I hope you're going to set an example to the rest of your house.

Oh, you bet.

Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen. Back to your places, please.

Right, let's win this cash off, will we not?

This is the new girl, Zoe Robinson.

Apparently you're a friend of her father's.

Your father?

He's a landlord of this one.

Used to be in there often enough.

Oh, yes.

Let me pull a pint of the odd night.

I've bought some for you a couple of times.

Well, you're in school now, so I suggest you concentrate on what you're here

for. To learn.

Jack? Is everything all right?

Yeah, I'm sorry about walking away like that. It's this vote for house captain.

I never thought I'd end up with Lewis Seddon in charge. God help us, eh?

So, what do you make of Zoe Ramson, then?

Sorry if she's your mate's daughter, but she's got a right gob on her.

Well, when she says that her father's a friend of mine, that's not strictly the

truth.

Right.

Well, if I were you, I'd set her straight about her attitude. I've tried,

don't think I got through.

Yeah, well, er... I'll get her in for a talk.

I'd like to visit Holly Tatterfield, please. And you are?

Chloe Granger. I'm her best friend.

Oh, I haven't seen you before, Chloe. And Holly's mum's having a little nap

now.

Please.

Holly's very unwell.

And her mum doesn't want her having many visitors. She's worried about

infection.

I won't touch her or anything.

I was with her in the car when it crashed.

I just want her to know that I'm thinking about her.

Please.

Okay?

What's that for?

That's to help her breathe.

She can't manage on her own right now.

Is she going to be like this forever?

Sorry, just a sec.

Can you hear me, Holly?

Holly?

Please wake up.

Please.

Come on, Chloe.

It's fine. It's fine. I'm sorry.

It's okay.

Zoe Rampton for you.

Sit down.

You better tell me what you're playing at.

I'll get to the point.

Jack, you do remember that night, don't you?

What night? What are you talking about?

The one I ended up in your bedroom.

About seven months ago?

No.

No way. You were too drunk to know anything.

But not too drunk to know what you wanted.

And that was only one thing.

And you got it.

That's nonsense. And now you, what we've, got something else.

Right, you can just get yourself out of this room and out of this school.

I'm only trying to be fair.

I know you could end up in jail for what you've done, never mind what the papers

will say.

Did you hear me?

Maybe you'd like me to describe the inside of your house.

Your living room's on the right when you go in the door.

Nice wooden floor.

Kitchen's downstairs.

Quite scuzzy, actually.

You've got one of them fancy coffee machines.

And your bedroom has got an en -suite bathroom. That's enough.

I just want our kid to have a good start in life.

About 10 ,000 will do it, and I promise I'll go away forever.

Or... you can wait for the paternity test.

You've got till Friday to make up your mind.

Go on and take your seats.

Miss Granger, where have you been?

Sir,

I lost a fiver on the way to school this morning.

I was trying to find it and I didn't realise what time it was.

Your mother drives you to school, doesn't she?

Not this morning, sir, no.

That's two lies you've told me. I don't want you to tell me any more. Where have

you been?

Just walking.

Outside the school during lesson time?

That's against the rules.

What class should he be in?

Mr. Clarkson's.

This way.

I think you've got a child missing, Mr. Clarkson.

Claire Granger?

Isn't she here?

She's been playing truant.

Oh, dear, Claire.

You missed my jail for the day. It was a good one, too.

Playing truant is no laughing matter.

I'm taking Miss Granger for a spell on the cooler.

Is there any work you wanted to be getting on with?

Well, we're reading of mice and men. She could do that, I suppose.

Do?

Read it.

Thing is, right, we've got a bunch of more picking kingfishers, and we don't

want none of the rest getting on over on us. Yeah, Mark, you're right.

So, we're going to start a homework school lunchtime from now on. Eh? Oh,

off, man.

I meant, fancy earning yourself some dosh.

May I?

Yeah, go ahead.

See what you mean about the new girl?

No. Very precocious, isn't he? I'll catch up later.

Yeah, there's something else that bothers me about her.

She knows Jack, or her dad does.

But then when Jack saw her, it was like he'd just seen his dead mum.

Really? Without some dead hair.

How about what I've said, sir?

Do you really think I'd let a little tramp like you blackmail me?

Well, I said you got till Friday to make up your mind.

What I meant to say was you've got till the bell rings for last period.

I mean it!

Can I have a word, Tom?

Can it wait?

My union says I'm entitled to a lunch break. Your union might have something

say about your conduct this morning.

allowing a young girl to go AWOL from your class.

She could have been kidnapped for all you knew.

She was hardly late.

Forgive me, but you don't seem to be taking this very seriously.

And I don't think you should be joking about it in front of the pupils, either.

I've always had a rough time with it recently, in case you hadn't noticed.

Why would I want to come down heavy on her?

You're popular with the pupils, aren't you, Tom?

It's easy to be popular and just let your class do what they want.

Well, I don't nag at them non -stop like mean people, if that's what you mean.

What I mean is you encourage sloppy behaviour.

It's not a good idea to let them slouch over their desks. Turns them into

criminals, does it?

Slouching. Tom, we need all the staff on board for what we're doing here. Yeah,

well, count me out on your little experiment.

You know what makes me sick?

Teachers who turn up at school and just go through the motions.

Children need teachers who care.

Don't care was made to care.

Obviously, I'm going to have to talk to the headmaster about this. You do what

you want.

You go and talk to Jack.

I think that I'm entitled, as deputy head, to point out failings as I see

And I'm entitled, as a local authority employee, to eat my lunch and pee.

OK.

You put Très Sienne, and you put Saint -Clopin.

And Lewis, if you could say Deux Chevaux, that way Hadoff won't tell the

You spell that wrong.

It's C -H -E -V -A -U -X.

You're too good, man.

C -apostrophe -E -S -T.

I'm even better at math.

Right, well, we've got maths first thing tomorrow.

You two be here at eight.

I charge three pounds for maths homework.

No wonder you people get on the best job.

Come on.

Yeah?

What's this?

I wanted you to be the first to know.

I'm leaving.

Don't be daft. Leaving for where?

Fast track out of teaching. I can't stand it here. I hate it.

Oh, well, thanks a bunch for your vote of confidence.

Look, it's got nothing to do with you, Jack. But with all the changes, it's

me realise that I'm not cut out for it.

And I'm not the only one that thinks that.

Andrew Trenneman does, too.

Take it back!

I don't want to. Take it back!

Have you had words with Tom Clarkson?

Too tight.

Quickly.

As a matter of fact, I have.

Well, it seems you've been throwing your weight around, Andrew, because I've

just had his letter of resignation. As far as I'm concerned, Tom had made up

mind to resign before I spoke to him.

Oh, well, it's funny he was very happy here until you arrived.

This isn't an issue about personality.

Tom didn't notice that Chloe Granger had truanted from his class.

I'm happy to have another talk with him, but I really don't think that I should

be put in a position... Chloe Granger? What period?

Three. After what I said to her, what is wrong with everybody?

Why is everything going belly up? Jack.

Has Jack got a jinx on it or what? It's not safe.

What's going on, Jack?

I'm in a right mess.

I'm being blackmailed.

What?

Zoe Ramston.

That's why she got herself a transfer to Waterloo Road.

Put pressure on me.

What's she saying you've done?

She's saying I got her pregnant.

You? I met her a while back.

She was working as a barmaid in a pub I was frequenting at the time.

I was drunk as hell one night.

And you're not telling me you actually had some...

Liaison with this girl?

I can't remember.

For God's sake, she's only 15.

Well, she looked 20, 21.

I never thought for a second she was a school kid.

There she was, working the bar, dead chatty.

If I'm honest, I was flirting a bit, but she helped me get home.

Now she wants ten grand.

You can't give her any money. It's tantamount to pleading guilty.

Yeah, I know that.

It's going to ruin me.

It'll kick me out of teaching.

Just when I thought I was getting the belly for it again.

I'll go to prison.

They'll put me on the sex offenders register.

I would never go near an underage girl, Andrew. Never, ever.

transplant puppies.

Mum, he's trying his best because he's a Kingfisher.

Miss, come and check mine.

I told everyone we really had to sweat it, Miss.

Well, you're all going to have to pull the stops out if you want to beat

Kingfisher House.

The money's in the bag.

I'll let you know.

There'll be no cast.

If the baby's mine, I'll look after it when it's born.

Until then, you can do your worst.

I think this health system might actually improve things in this dump.

Well, don't you go native on me.

it works, Grantley.

Far be it from me to comment, but are you sure you're thinking with the right

order?

Well, he'll certainly be getting a few brownie points from me tonight, over and

above the ones he gets for his bedroom skills.

Can I have everybody's attention, please?

You're going to hear about this very shortly, so you might as well hear it

me.

I, um...

I've made

a potentially very big mistake.

Some time ago, I might have slept with a young woman who I believed was at least

18.

Turns out she was only 50.

That girl, Zoe Ramsden, turned up at school today

pregnant.

Obviously, the situation can't continue, so this will be my last day here.

I've seen it all now.

Bet that was a shock to your love.

I had her in my class this morning.

The right little Lolita she is.

See, that explains Jack's reaction when he saw her this morning.

Actually, there's a little more to it.

She's blackmailing him.

What lesson have you got next?

So aren't you there? No.

What house are you in?

Look, I'm not in the mood.

You could ask to be in mine.

Kingfisher's. Get lost, Lewis.

Who is he? Oi!

Leave her alone!

Nobody. He better not be.

And you'd better get that money.

You want to tell me how? Because I've done what you said. He's not giving it.

You tell him to get that money tonight or you're going to the cops and doing

to rape. I said get off her.

Get the money or else.

What are you doing with him for?

Forget it, okay?

I can take him out if you want me to.

Don't be stupid, Lewis.

He'd kill you.

Jack, I just want you to know that none of this makes any difference.

What? It won't come between us.

I won't let it.

Oh, give yourself a shake, woman.

Look, Jack, I know you're upset, and you've every right to be. I told you

nasty piece of work she was.

I'm busy, Steph. I know you are, which is why we should sit down and talk about

this over a nice dinner and a bottle of wine. Look, I don't quite know how to

say this, Steph, but I don't want to go out with you again.

This is all going to blow over. You don't do it for me, OK?

I beg your pardon?

I've got things to do, all right.

You want now to beat the kingfishers at homework?

Eh?

How's that then, brain bot?

It'll cost you, but you pay me more than Lewis does.

Lewis pays you?

I'm a service provider.

But it's a free market, right?

Look, Lorna, I really don't think you should be... Please don't judge me.

I just can't face it. You

know

I'm here for you, darling, yeah?

But it's too quick. I don't think you've thought it through. I think you're

going to end up doing something that you don't want to do.

Look, just give it two or three weeks and see if you change your mind.

I won't.

You know, the quicker I get it done, the better. If I wait any longer, it won't

be an option.

You're my best friend, Izzy.

Who's going to read?

How about you?

Yeah.

You're Zoe Ramsden, right?

Yes. OK, then.

Scene seven.

Sorry?

Sir, I'm not feeling very well.

Neither am I.

The matter's in my head and in my heart.

I will be bitter with him and pass him short.

I pray thee, pretty youth, let me be better acquainted with thee.

What's the matter with you? The baby!

It's coming!

Oh, Mama!

No!

King!

King! I need you!

Quick. I need you.

Everybody move back.

All right, look.

Come on.

I'm sorry.

Tom, move these desks out the way.

Everybody else, out. Come on, move it, you lot. Come on.

All right, Rebecca, go to the school secretary.

Tell her to call an ambulance, quickly.

Stop, you lot. I'm not talking to myself. Move.

I won't bother you again. Out.

Out. Come on, move it.

All right, just let me help you, yeah?

Okay? I'm just going to take your underwear off.

Oh, God, I can see the head.

I thought you weren't due for a couple of months.

You're going to be fine.

Just keep doing what you're doing.

and then caught me skiving for Mr Clarkson's car.

I don't believe this.

After everything I've said.

Right. As of now, you are grounded for a whole month.

A month? Get in the car. I don't want to hear another word.

I'm sorry, Andrew.

Is it true they put you in the cooler all day?

Want to know what I've read in Mum's diary now?

She's in love with Mr Clarkson. Him?

That's why Dad went off her.

I'll meet you there in half an hour. Okay.

What are you meeting her for? Dawn's starting to get in the car.

Why is it so secret?

Have you got any string?

String? What do you want string for?

To tie off the umbilical cord if we need to.

Bands. I've got rubber bands. No, no, no. They're too stretchy.

Shoelaces. Give us your shoelaces.

It'll be okay, Zoe.

Take some deep breaths, darling. Deep breaths.

Tom, breathe with her.

Deep breaths. Deep breaths, love. In and out.

In. And out.

Right, you're going to do exactly what I tell you. You get in, you order a

pizza. When it's delivered, you lock the door and you stay there until I get

back. And you do not even think about stepping out of line or I will swing for

you. I'm just liking what you are. I'm eating some pasta.

It's none of your business.

Well, what if a mad -ass man breaks in while we're supposed to tell him that we

don't know where our mum is?

Tell them to bring the other mobile.

Mum's not here.

No? Oh, let's party.

It's Dad.

Mum doesn't want you here.

That's not a very nice welcome, is it, Clark?

Well, you shouldn't be sneaking behind her back.

Just a minute. I didn't know your mother wasn't going to be here.

Yeah, so don't speak to Dad like that.

He's only here to see us.

You wish.

Come on, girls. Let's go out for a burger, eh? Then we're going to see a

after. Mum said that we weren't to see you.

Yeah, cos last time you went out and got people killed.

That's nothing to do with me or Dad.

She's turned you against me, hasn't she?

It's you that's always been against us.

That's why you left us for your girlfriend.

So don't pretend that you want to be with us.

Cos it's crap.

Mika, get your coat.

I never thought I'd see the day when my own daughter spoke to me like that.

Before you do this, please give me a think how you're going to feel after.

I'll be fine, honestly. It's not as if I can't have any more babies. You don't

know that.

This could be your only opportunity. I mean, suppose you never get pregnant

again. I will, come on. Lorna, millions of women only have one child.

This could be your first and last.

Look, I've got to ask you this.

Are you just having an abortion to stop Tom walking out on you? Is he? Well,

suppose he dies.

For God's sake, it happens. You'd have got rid of his baby, a part of him.

Look, we could walk away from here right now and just go for a drink.

We've got you. OK, Zoe, you can't push.

We're really well. Come on, one more push.

Oh,

Zoe, come on. Really dig in. Push. Oh, my God. One big push now. One big push.

Oh, my God.

You've done absolutely brilliant there. She's beautiful.

Lorna Clarkson?

Could you come with me?

I've got this feeling that there's something that I missed I could do most

anything to you Don't you breathe Don't you breathe I could do

most anything to you Something happened that I never understood

I could do most anything.

You can't leave.

You've got a gorgeous little thing there.

Thank you.

She's beautiful, isn't she?

The paramedic says that she's not premature.

I think you've been pregnant for a bit longer than six and a half months,

haven't you?

So it's not Mr Rimmer like you said.

Presumably you'll want us to contact the father.

No.

Shouldn't I at least let him know?

What for?

So we can bash it over that as well.

You can tell him to sod off if you like.

It's outside the school gate. It's wasting for me.

It was the idea.

You know.

To blackmail him.

News just in.

Zoe Ramsden has just given birth in Tom's classroom.

What?

See that chap over there?

Craig Harris.

I expelled him three years ago. Who's the father?

He? He's where the idea to blackmail you came from.

According to Zoe...

You were chivalry itself the night she took you home.

Apparently, young girls don't do it for you.

I doubted you, Jack.

Sorry.

Mr Harris, your girlfriend has given birth to your baby. My baby?

I don't think so, mate.

That kid's got nothing to do with me.

It's his, and he knows it.

You don't mind, Andrew. I don't think this is the right way to discuss things,

Matt.

That is.

You're not going to get a seat for that. Go ahead, you piece of scum. While

you're at it, I'll do you for extortion and threatening a school child.

Now shove off!

So, uh, do I unpack my boxes or are you going to report me for ABH?

I didn't say a thing.

Will you do your best by that little baby now, Thor?

Yes, sir.

Hurry.

Look after her, yeah?

My wife's having a baby too, you know.

At least yours have gone nice, Dad.

Are you OK to drive?

I could use that drink.

No.

You've got to go home and talk to Tom.

I just hope he takes your news the way you want him to.

So, I live to fight another day.

Always knew you would.

Listen.

Thanks for today.

You too.

Good night.

Good night.

Poor Jack, what a day.

I know.

So, Andrew, after you've finished your marking, what do you do at the end of an

evening? Well, I don't head down the pub to be escorted home by 15 -year -old

girls.

Actually, I'd like to cook.

Ooh, you cook.

It's not very rock and roll, is it? I suppose it depends on what you're

Can I offer you a lift anywhere?

You going my way?

Well, I'm going to go and meet Christopher, but I can drop you anywhere

way into town.

Damn.

Forgotten. Talking of marking.

Look, you head off. I'll get the bus.

Are you sure? Yeah, yeah, yeah. See you tomorrow.

OK.

Goodnight, Kim.

Lorna, you won't believe what happened to me today.

That new girl Zoe went into labour right in front of me. Saw the whole thing.

The tiny little girl just came out.

I've never seen anything like it.

Hey, what's wrong?

The check -up.

Sorry, I forgot.

Our baby.

It isn't alive.

Where's Mika?

Dad took her for a burger.

I thought I told you that you're not to have anything to do with them. You said

we weren't allowed. Why do you think I'm still here?

God knows why you're here.

I'm sorry for shoving at you, darling.

What day holiday, Mum?

It was horrible.

Is that where you went when you bumped off school?

Chloe, why didn't you say?

I can't believe what's happened.

Come on, try not to let it get to you.

I can't help it.

It's always in my head.

Maybe Holly will get better.

Then you and her can be best mates again.

Just before you kick off, I've been out for a meet with my daughter.

And here she is, delivered home, safe and well at 7 .15.

And you think that's going to swing it in the family court?

Family court?

Yeah, because that's where I'm going with this, Jimmy.

I don't want you coming here, me or the girls anymore. I don't trust you and I'm

making it official.

You try and take my kids away from me, you'll have one mother of a battle.

Try taking me on, I'll win.

Yeah, because the whole system's run by feminists. Hurry along, Shelley will be

waiting for you.

You just wait, Izzy.

Well, thanks very much for consulting us about what we want.

And you've got a cheek.

Talking about Dad's girlfriend when it's obvious you fancy someone else.

What are you talking about?

Nothing.

Mum?

If I tell you something, do you promise not to tell Mika?

What is it, Chloe?

I mean, really, really promise.

Mika's read your diary.

She knows.

She knows about you and Mr Clarkson.

It's not my fault, isn't it?

No.

It is.

It is. I'm so sorry.

What I've put you through these past weeks.

All this self -indulgent crap about leaving my job. I knew it was stressing

out. I didn't care.

And now look what I've done to you.

Tom, these things happen a lot.

We can have another baby, can't we?

Of course we can.

And we will.

Won't we?

As soon as you get better.

No, no, Tom.

I've made you feel you're not special, haven't I?

There were times when I thought you were going to leave me.

I'm a changed man, I promise.

I'm going to make everything okay.

I'm sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

Louis? Yes?

Did you do this homework yourself?

Eh?

I know it's true.

No, what's true?

It's about you and my mum.

I'm gonna do it.

There's no way you're staying in here a minute longer.

I'm gonna make a confession.

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