Original subtitles

♪ Make someone happy

♪ Make just one someone happy

♪ Make just one heart to heart You'll sing to

♪ One smile that cheers you

♪ One face that lights When it's near you

♪ One girl you're everything to

♪ Fame, if you win it

♪ Comes and goes in a minute

♪ Where's the real stuff in life You cling to?

♪ Love is the answer

♪ Someone to love is the answer... ♪

♪ Once you've found her Build your world around her

♪ Make someone happy

♪ Just make one someone happy

♪ And you will be happy too

♪ ♪

Thank you.

'Embarkation point today will be on deck...'

Have a good night. Excuse me. Yeah, yeah.

All set for the interview, Miss Woods? Yes.

One can't afford to rest on one's laurels.

Absolutely, Captain. Burning the midnight oil.

That's the spirit. I'll see you up on the bridge.

Pipes.

Everyone knows you've got the staff captain job. It's in the bag.

I should really be revising tonight.

What you need is a break. Think about it.

No passengers, no peers, no problems.

Sound good? Sounds amazing.

Hiya, Dad!

Surprise!

♪ I'm going on an adventure

♪ And I got a feeling The sun's gonna shine

♪ Shine, the sun's gonna shine

♪ I'm in love with the ocean

♪ And I got a feeling I'm sailing tonight

♪ Tonight, I'm sailing tonight

♪ It's because of you That I'll always remember

♪ I'm going on an adventure With you on my mind

♪ I'm going on an adventure With you on my mind. ♪

When did you get on? Yesterday.

I was gonna come surprise you at your show,

but I lay down for a nap and woke up this morning.

I'm here. Hi. Hi.

This is my, er, friend, Kate,

soon to be the ship's staff captain.

Hi, Mia. I've heard a lot about you.

Really? I've never heard my dad mention you.

Right. Well, I'd better head back to work.

I hope you enjoy your time with us. See you later. Yeah.

So, you gonna buy me breakfast?

♪ I'll be of assistance Assistance... ♪

Stop!

What is wrong with you? You are flat.

We all get a little frog in the throat from time to time.

Sounds like it's taken up residency in there.

Do you not realise how important tonight is for me?

For us, Sandro.

We are a team.

Then we need to start acting like one.

Would you give her a break? I mean, we're all trying our best here.

A break?

Coming from someone who relies on his looks

to compensate for his utter lack of a talent.

Colin Smallwood, Cruise Director.

Just a small token of appreciation to say thanks so much

for travelling with us on your tour. You're too kind.

Hey, and if the big man ever needs a break, look no further.

♪ Vincero. Vincero. ♪ Yeah.

Yeah.

Shall I introduce you to Frankie? Please.

Maybe you want this one yourself.

Frankie, this is Bella.

Who gave you this?

It arrived at the ship's reception with the rest of the gifts.

I'm sorry, er...

Scusi. Grazie. Grazie.

Ta-da! I'm vegan now, Dad.

Sorry. Does Mum know that you're here?

Chill, Dad. Of course Mum knows.

Anyway, she thought it was a great idea,

seeing as you weren't back for Christmas or Easter or...

I know, I know. I just couldn't get the time off.

I've really missed you.

Does that mean you're ready for all the plans I made for us?

Yeah? OK.

So...

There's an e-bike tour of a food market.

The Vatican, I mean, obviously,

but I thought that tonight we could do the Colosseum tour.

It looks amaz... Tonight?

I've got to go to the opera tonight.

Who with? That Kate woman.

It's a work thing. I could try and get you a ticket.

Mia. No, no. Don't worry.

I'll just have to find ways to amuse myself.

OK. I guess there's plenty of time to catch up.

Come here.

It's great to see you, sweetheart. You too... kind of.

'This is your First Officer, Kate Woods,

'with an update from the bridge.

'We're currently cruising at 23 knots, headed north northwest

'around 17 nautical miles off the coast of Italy

'on our way to Rome, due to arrive around 1pm local time.

'So, relax, and enjoy your time on board.'

OK, gang.

So, a quick recap of today's itinerary,

which is a smorgasbord of nautical diversions.

So, first up in the Sky lounge,

we've got a demonstration of rattan weaving

by our very own Myfanwy, yeah.

Should be very popular with all those basket cases out there

We've also got some live music up by the main pool,

some disco-themed boogie barnstormers

to really loosen things up.

Then it's gonna be eyes down for Bootleg Bingo

in the Quill and Compass,

where yours truly'll be... juggling me balls.

And as tonight is a formal evening,

can we all please make sure that we are dressed to impress?

Sundowner cocktails are gonna be at 6pm,

followed by a movie screening up on the main terrace,

which is The Poseidon Adventure, the director's cut.

Should be a good one.

"How many more lives? Belle wasn't enough?

"You want another life? Take me."

All right, then, so, let's spread some magic,

share the love, and remember...

This is someone's holiday. Hey!

Go on, you crazy cats. Let's make some magic, 'ey?

Pow!

Ooh, er, Jack. Just the man.

We've got a special request from a frequent flyer, Eileen Bindle.

She's gonna be 91 years young.

I just wondered if you could maybe throw out a dedication to her

in your set tomorrow night? You know me, mate.

I always aim to please. Great. Thanks.

I'll tie a couple of balloons to the back of her wheelchair.

Hey, just make sure you don't get too close to her, though, yeah?

One wink from you and our ticker might be a goner.

Yeah.

See you in a bit.

You all set for the final night of the tour?

Yes, yes, and then to my home town.

It's a small village outside of Roma.

When were you last here?

26 years ago. Yeah, thereabouts.

Here.

Here's a little gift...

..from one singer to another.

Throat syrup?

Cheers.

They paid me a fortune to advertise it

ever since I told some interviewer that I don't go on stage without it.

Trust me.

It's sent from the gods... or any good chemist.

Well, if you'll excuse me, I have a little nap before the show.

It's my ritual.

Cao-cao. Cao-cao.

- What's the matter? - Are you serious?

You just humiliated me in front of the whole cast.

I am a perfectionist.

And besides, we cannot have Bella suspecting.

Come on. I'll make it up to you. No. No.

Right. This was a mistake. I'm serious about my career. Ha.

You wouldn't have one if it wasn't for me.

You walk away from me, and you are fired.

By the time I'm finished with you,

your name will be mud in the operatic circles.

'Hello, everyone, and happy holidays.

'This is Colin, your Cruise Director.

'Welcome to the hot-blooded capital of Italy,

'the city known for its amore.

'Yes, we have arrived in sunny Rome.

'So let your senses tingle as you mingle, amici miei.

'Arrivederci.'

I'm so sorry. No, no, it was my fault.

Can I get you a drink... to apologise?

Well, only if you join me.

So, are you travelling solo?

Looks that way. What about you?

No, I'm with the opera company. Yeah, for one last night.

So... what's your poison?

Hello. You're late. Sorry.

You... You look...

..stunning.

Well, you're still not forgiven.

Mia.

I-I thought it was sold out.

Yeah, well, Nick from the company managed to get me a house seat.

Lucky, 'ey? Come on.

Signor Grayling.

Sofia, we spoke on the phone. I'm the manager here.

And you must be Signorina Woods. Hi.

Piacere.

And this is my daughter, Mia. Hiya.

I didn't realise it would be a party of three.

If you'll excuse me, I must go and introduce myself to Signor Bertoli.

I am such a fan.

Shall we? This is dead exciting, in't it?

I don't wanna talk about this again.

You knew this was coming, surely?

Er, Signor Bertoli... as the manager here,

I am so thrilled to welcome you to our wonderful theatre.

It truly is an honour to finally meet you.

It is a joy to be back.

Signorina Bertoli, it's an honour to meet you...

Dear, I'm sorry. Don't worry.

Please, allow me.

Don't cry over spilled eye shadow, honey.

Si? 'Por favore, venga banco.'

Sound desk. I'll be there in two.

Erm...

Break a leg. Grazie.

Ooh.

You need more rouge. You look like death.

Well, that was a bit melodramatic.

No, no, no, no, that's not supposed to happen.

Help! My God! Alessandro?

Yeah. It looks like poison.

I need to check out his dressing room before the police do.

Cover me. Yeah.

Er, Inspector Moretti.

Hi. Kate Woods, First Officer from the ship. Hello.

Is there anything that I can do to assist?

Actually, yes. That's his wife, right? Yes.

Signora Bertoli, this is Inspector Moretti.

Senora, can you think of anyone who would want to harm your husband?

Sandro was loved the world over. He had no enemies.

And after tonight's performance, what were his plans?

For us to travel by boat to the US, do another tour.

Why are you... And your marriage?

Are you his next of kin?

You think I killed him for his money?

Yeah, because I wanted to lose my marriage, my career, my life

all in one heartbeat.

I'm not saying another word till my lawyer is here. Not one word.

You shouldn't be in here.

Sorry, er, Bella just needed her bag.

Have you seen anyone else come in?

You're the eyes and ears of this place. What?

Hey! Que fais de que?

Inspector Moretti, Polizia di Stato, and you are?

Jack Grayling. Yes, of course.

The singer who likes to do the police job for them.

I've heard of the DeMarco case in Sicily.

Listen, I won't stand for such a behaviour here. Capiche?

Are you OK, sweetheart?

Nick was so devastated.

He really loved Alessandro.

Don't think I was much help. Do you need me to come in for a bit?

I could make you one of my famous hot chocolates.

No, Dad. Anyway, Mum's are better.

Cheers

You get some sleep. Love you.

BELLA: come here.

Want to come in?

Let's check Alessandro's things, see what we can find.

Thought Alessandro and Bella were married.

Funny they don't share a cabin.

Well, if you're as miserable as they seemed...

It looks like just over 200K went out of their company account

only a few days ago.

Where did the money go? Well.

He got that yesterday.

When he opened it, his face changed like he saw a ghost.

Any idea who it came from? No.

It was delivered to the ship's reception.

But he didn't smoke. Would have wrecked his voice.

Why would you give a non-smoker a lighter?

Do you mind if I join you? Thanks.

So... you and Dad look pretty cosy last night.

What exactly is going on between you two?

Erm...

Well, it's early days, so I...

..guess we're just gonna see how things go.

But he's thoughtful. He's kind.

He's... Still married.

Well, you mean separated.

Look, I know he may work on this ship,

and, yeah, he's been away for a while, but...

he and my mum, they always end up back together.

Always.

Didn't he mention?

No, no, erm, he didn't.

If I were you, I'd stay well out of it,

you know, so YOU don't end up getting hurt.

'A reminder to all passengers

'that anyone wishing to dine in our speciality restaurants...'

It could be a while before the police release him

as it's a murder investigation.

Well...

Sandro wouldn't want to be buried in Rome.

He hated the place.

26 years is a long time to be away.

Why?

Was he afraid of someone, or...

Never talked about his past.

Ever.

Almost like it was something he wanted to forget.

If you don't mind, I'm feeling quite overwhelmed, so...

Just one more thing.

Have you made any large joint investments recently?

I tried to get the snacks you were after, but they didn't...

Sorry. I didn't realise you were busy.

Nick, thank you for checking in on me,

but you really didn't have to.

The cast were wondering how you were.

That's so kind of them.

I am devastated, but I'm a survivor.

I'll let them know.

Such a helpful young man. Yeah.

Isn't he just? I'll leave you in peace.

Doctor Tsang called in a favour and got the pathologist's report.

It says in here there were traces of poison found

inside Alessandro's mouth, throat and stomach,

leading to respiratory arrest and sudden death.

The poison was probably in the wine. So, who do you think poisoned him?

Well, Bella's got to be the top of that list.

And 200K went from their joint account this week.

Plus, check out what I found backstage

screwed up inside his bag.

It's an unsigned contract for a solo tour,

the complete opposite of what you said

Bella told Moretti he was planning.

If they're meant to be this famous double act...

Then why is he agreeing to do a solo tour?

That Bella clearly doesn't know about.

Something else she doesn't know about.

I saw Alessandro and Nick all over each other.

When Nick rejected him,

Alessandro threatened to fire him from the company.

Hang on. I saw Nick going into Bella's room last night.

So he's playing them both.

Impressive.

Well, if Bella is having an affair, that's got to be motive.

Whoever killed him had to be backstage

to be able to tamper with the wine.

Well, Bella was backstage all night,

but the only way I can find proof is if I can get my hands on the CCTV

and see what she was up to before the second act.

Sure I can't tempt you to accompany me?

Why didn't you tell me that you were still married?

In name only. It's been over for years.

Well, that's not what Mia seems to think.

She said it's only a matter of time

before you and your wife patch things up.

Me and her mum know the score.

Well, maybe it's time that you let Mia know that too.

Rubbish.

Dad, you're in the way.

Sorry.

Is it OK if I book a facial?

What did you say to Kate? Kate?

Don't remember saying anything to her.

So, do I go for a deep pore cleanser or an ultrasonic skin peel?

The thing is... I'm thinking deep cleanse.

And then I thought this afternoon,

we could do the great pizza tour of Rome.

What do you say? I would love that.

But I've got to go back to the theatre.

Guess I'll just spend the day with Nick, then.

You've only just met him. You've got no idea who he is.

I'm 18, not 12.

You don't get to just come and play dad when you feel like it.

Frankie, have you seen Mia?

Yeah. She left at the same time as Nick Greenleigh.

They're probably sightseeing.

There's four tours today alone to the Vatican.

Somehow, I don't think that sightseeing's

high up on Nick's agenda. Where are you off to, Mrs B?

Er, gotta go to the coroner's office,

identify my beloved.

Er, don't forget to...

She seems very dressed up for seeing a corpse, don't you reckon?

Hey!

Expecting someone?

No. I... I...

It seems your toyboy has run off with my daughter.

Toyboy?

Have you been on the sauce, darling?

I saw you together last night.

Is that why Alessandro's dead?

You wanted to replace him with a younger lover.

Clean out the company accounts first and then bump him off.

I didn't kill him.

Or is it because you found out that Nick was seeing him too?

You didn't know?

I'm guessing you knew Alessandro was planning a solo tour.

He told me it was over last week.

The marriage, the duo, all of it.

And where does that leave an old broad like me?

Needing a new, young sidekick and some cash to get started.

So you moved the money. Into a safe account.

Turns out it was only safe for one person.

Nick, who was...

Meant to meet me here, but...

..double-crossing little...

Do you have any idea where he could have taken Mia? No.

But trust me, honey.

He may play the doe-eyed bimbo, but that kid...

is capable of anything.

How much further?

Well, it's not far.

Come on, slowcoach. I'm starving.

OK, well, why don't we just head back to the ship, then?

We can eat there.

Well, I'm not heading back to the ship. What?

What do you mean, not heading back? Sails at nine, I think.

What are you doing?

Give me it. Come on.

Restaurant's just round the corner.

I've given the police all the CCTV footage already.

Why would I show you?

Because the police have shut the theatre

while they sift through the evidence.

I can't imagine the amount of money you're losing.

I mean, every day this place is closed...

There isn't much to see.

No sign of his props.

Signor Bertoli was really particular about his props.

Only he could bring them to the stage.

Wait, what was that? Can you go back, please?

Right there.

Mio Dio!

He's headed to the stage with that bottle of wine in his hand.

A bottle full of poison.

Signor Grayling, you have my word.

My team will find your daughter.

But she's with a con man... who's potentially a murderer.

He's stolen hundreds of thousands from the Bertolis.

El Signor Bertoli was far from popular here.

We are also looking into several figures from his past.

Is this connected to why he left 26 years ago?

Well, he has a history of theft, time in juvenile detention,

mixing with the wrong kind of people.

Then he just upped and disappeared

right after his theatre burned down.

Theatre?

We suspected arson, but there was not enough evidence.

Insurance deemed it an accident, so...

he took his pay-out.

Bought a one-way ticket to America, never to return.

Until now.

The pathologist found poison in the lip of the goblet...

..but none in the wine bottle.

Is that not a bit odd?

What if she's in trouble?

Jack, listen, she's a bright girl, OK?

Don't underestimate her.

Have you found out any more information

about why Alessandro left?

No, only thing Moretti mentioned was that he disappeared

after a theatre he owned burnt down.

Yeah. Yeah, this is it.

Teatro Delle Due Rose,

the theatre of Two Roses in Bracciano.

What date did it burn down?

A freak accident on the 6th of June, 1998.

The date on the lighter.

This wasn't a gift. It was a warning.

Allegra Candello.

My gosh.

She had a young child.

That is so sad.

Jack, I've got to go. It's my interview. Good luck.

That necklace looks familiar.

Mia's just posted on her socials.

Where is she? Jack, look at the menu.

Ristorante Bari.

She could still be there.

Nick!

Going somewhere, Signor Greenleigh?

Here is an ordinanza di custodia cautelare,

a judge's order for your arrest for the murder of Alessandro Bertoli.

Arrestarlo.

Dad! Mia!

I'm sorry. You're safe.

In emergencies, where the ship must be evacuated quickly,

the forced docking situation would dictate which techniques are used.

What if we were in the Med, though, for example?

Would you assume the multiple berth docking

or the bow and stern mooring?

I'm so sorry, Captain. Sorry.

Neither. Neither.

Mediterranean mooring involves docking at a 30- to 45-degree angle,

allowing the ship to take up less space in port,

Meaning that other cruise ships can fit.

Well, I can see there are no flies on you, Miss Woods.

That's correct.

Now, let's move on to speed control.

I'm so sorry.

Sorry.

The first rule of navigation -

never take your eyes off the controls.

Absolutely, Captain.

Now, speed control is after the initial planning phase.

He cleared out their company accounts.

He was just playing you, Mia. Yeah, I know.

I know I shouldn't have gone with him, I just...

I just felt like there was no point in trying any more.

Trying what?

To get you and Mum back together. Mia.

Well, Mum said she was sending the divorce papers,

and I thought... maybe I could get you guys to give it another go.

Can't you... for me?

Sweetheart...

The marriage was over years ago.

Deep down, you know that.

But that doesn't change how I feel about you. Hey.

You are my life...

and the most important thing in the world to me.

And just because I'm on that ship doesn't mean I'm not there for you.

Yeah?

I promise I'll see more of you. I've missed you so much.

Promise?

I miss you, too.

Here. Thanks.

What's that?

A little gift for you... from one singer to another.

Throat syrup.

I don't go on stage without it.

I must go and introduce myself to Signor Bertoli.

I am such a fan.

That's why the poison wasn't in the wine bottle,

because he was poisoned before he went on stage.

Nick's not the killer. Come on. What?

Sofia, what have you done?

You think I'm evil, don't you?

A terrible person. I do not.

What's in the goblet, Sofia? Stay back!

It must be awful, losing your mum. How did you know?

You're wearing her necklace.

I recognised it from a photo of her online.

I waited 26 years for him to come back.

And you knew he used a particular brand of throat syrup?

Always boasting in interviews that he used it

before every single performance.

It is an honour... Dear. No.

'I just had to pretend to be his biggest fan.'

I'm sorry. Please, allow me.

You sent him an engraved lighter. Very clever.

Two roses. Why?

I wanted to remind him of his guilt.

To let him know I hadn't forgotten what he'd done.

I thought... somehow...

..that if he didn't exist, it would take away the pain.

But it hasn't.

She was my everything.

Alessandro just wanted the insurance money.

I don't think he ever meant to kill her.

Sometimes... I just want to be with her.

Sofia, please.

Give it to me.

Your mother would want you to do the right thing.

Please.

Here.

Right, as you know,

we have been interviewing for staff captain,

second-in-command of the ship.

This truly exceptional person is no stranger to you all,

having already proved their strong leadership skills,

consummate professionalism and unquestionable integrity.

It is with great pleasure that I announce our new staff captain...

..back from the Norwegian Fjords, Piers de Vreese.

Congratulations.

"Onwards," said Granny, "through the snow."

It is my humble honour to lead you all in serving our Captain.

Congratulations. Please.

Nice to see you. Nice to meet you.

Hey, Rodriguez. Well done, well done.

Thank you. Congratulations.

Not your day, Miss Woods, but keep up the good work.

One day, it will be. Thank you, Captain.

Hey.

I thought we could grab something to eat.

How about that new fish place up in the yacht club?

It's gonna fix everything, is it? Fish supper?

Why are you annoyed at me?

Because that job was supposed to be mine, Jack.

I was too busy playing silly detectives. Silly detectives.

That is the main reason that I didn't get the job.

And now my ex is gonna be my boss. Can't wait.

Or maybe you just weren't the best man for it.

Ever thought of that?

Right.

Well, the truth's coming out now, is it? You know what?

Thank God we never went on a proper date.

Any excuse to end us. Us?

There is no us, Jack. Never has been. Never will be.

Fine by me. Fine by me!

Thank you. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.

Are we all having a wonderful time?

Good. That's what we like to hear.

Well, it gives me great pleasure to introduce to you all

the James Bond of the cruising world,

and, no, that's not me.

It's the one, the only, Mr Jack Grayling.

All right.

'Lean On Me'

♪ Some times in our lives

♪ We all have pain

♪ We all have sorrow

♪ But if we are wise

♪ We know that There's always tomorrow

♪ Lean on me

♪ When you're not strong

♪ And I'll be your friend

♪ I'll help you carry on

♪ For it won't be long

♪ Till I'm gonna need

♪ Somebody to lean on

♪ Please, swallow your pride

♪ If I have things

♪ You need to borrow

♪ For no-one can fill

♪ Those of your needs

♪ That you won't let show

♪ You just call on me, brother

♪ When you need a hand

♪ We all need somebody to lean on

♪ I just might have a problem That you'll understand

♪ We all need somebody to lean on

♪ Lean on me

♪ When you're not strong

♪ And I'll be your friend

♪ I'll help you carry on

♪ For it won't be long

♪ Till I'm gonna need

♪ Somebody to lean on

♪ If there is a load

♪ You have to bear

♪ That you can't carry

♪ I'm right up the road

♪ And I'll share your load

♪ If you just call me. ♪

'The ship has now arrived in gorgeous Gran Canaria.'

Mickey Eldergale. It's been a while. How was prison?

DC Grayling, what are you doing here?

Who's that guy? Trouble.

I'd like to introduce you to the newest member

of the entertainment team, Miss Cassie Conway.

From now on, this, us, stays purely professional.

When I set them down, they acted like strangers.

Doesn't seem like that now. I think they know each other.

You coming to play silly detectives again?

I believe something's about to go down.

♪ You thought you'd run away now

♪ From the troubles in your life

♪ And watch a new horizon In the sky

♪ But now the truth's caught up With you

♪ Forever, it's waiting for you

♪ In the deep blue... ♪