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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,167 --> 00:00:03,795 {\an8}- You know I like you. - You are very drunk. 2 00:00:03,920 --> 00:00:05,880 - Are you attracted to me? - Yeah. Yeah. 3 00:00:07,298 --> 00:00:10,218 EVAN: "Remember, trust no one. Unless they have a moose." 4 00:00:10,343 --> 00:00:12,679 - Who sent you that? - It's from my old foster sister. 5 00:00:12,804 --> 00:00:14,264 I didn't know you were a foster kid. 6 00:00:14,681 --> 00:00:18,351 - Did you see Stephen over break? - Nope. Think I'm done with him. 7 00:00:18,435 --> 00:00:20,145 I am so relieved. 8 00:00:20,145 --> 00:00:22,230 I'm so sorry about Christmas. 9 00:00:22,230 --> 00:00:24,149 LUCY: It's a flower that you drew for Macy. 10 00:00:24,149 --> 00:00:25,525 Did you go to that party with her? 11 00:00:25,525 --> 00:00:28,194 She said that she could drive me back to campus. 12 00:00:28,278 --> 00:00:33,575 This other car came around the corner really fast. It was Drew. 13 00:00:33,575 --> 00:00:35,994 Drew ran you guys off the road, and then just fucking left? 14 00:00:36,119 --> 00:00:37,662 - Yeah. - He can't get away with that. 15 00:00:37,746 --> 00:00:38,872 I know. I know. I know. I know. 16 00:00:38,872 --> 00:00:42,167 You fucked my best friend. This is it for us. 17 00:00:42,917 --> 00:00:44,711 Pippa told me she saw you and Diana together. 18 00:00:44,878 --> 00:00:46,838 I am done looking like a fucking idiot. 19 00:00:46,963 --> 00:00:48,131 You've been lying to Lucy all year. 20 00:00:48,131 --> 00:00:50,258 - You've been lying to her for months. - PIPPA: What? 21 00:00:50,425 --> 00:00:53,428 About Macy. Hiding the fact that your boyfriend's brother 22 00:00:53,428 --> 00:00:56,347 may have been the reason she died. That would really hurt her. 23 00:00:58,850 --> 00:01:01,978 LUCY: Stop. (GIGGLES) (WHISPERS) Stephen. 24 00:01:02,103 --> 00:01:03,855 STEPHEN: (CHUCKLES) He's asleep. 25 00:01:05,565 --> 00:01:07,358 LUCY: Stop. Shh! He's still here. 26 00:01:07,525 --> 00:01:10,820 {\an8}EVAN: He's the heaviest sleeper I know. Literally. Don't worry. 27 00:01:11,404 --> 00:01:13,406 -(ALARM BLARES) - Oh, shit. 28 00:01:22,791 --> 00:01:24,667 - Hey, good morning. - EVAN: Morning. 29 00:01:33,259 --> 00:01:35,386 I'm gonna run some errands ahead of you guys, 30 00:01:36,054 --> 00:01:38,765 so, just try and leave before noon, so you beat traffic. 31 00:01:38,890 --> 00:01:40,016 Okay. 32 00:01:41,059 --> 00:01:44,854 Hey, Evan. Thanks for inviting us all to the lake. 33 00:01:44,979 --> 00:01:46,773 It'll be really nice to get away. 34 00:01:47,524 --> 00:01:49,567 Yeah, for sure. It's tradition. 35 00:01:50,985 --> 00:01:51,986 See you guys. 36 00:01:52,987 --> 00:01:54,030 LUCY: See you. 37 00:01:59,869 --> 00:02:02,664 ("YOUNG FOLKS" PLAYING) 38 00:02:31,359 --> 00:02:34,904 - Oh. Whose birthday is it? - A friend of mine. 39 00:02:35,113 --> 00:02:38,116 That's nice of you. Mind if I see some ID? 40 00:02:41,744 --> 00:02:46,332 Oh. It's yours. The big two-one. Happy birthday. 41 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,169 Now, why on Earth are you buying your own cake? 42 00:02:49,627 --> 00:02:50,753 (CHUCKLES) 43 00:03:04,142 --> 00:03:05,268 FEMALE VOICE: Excuse me. 44 00:03:06,269 --> 00:03:07,187 Can I help you? 45 00:03:07,854 --> 00:03:09,898 Um, no, I'm good. Thanks. 46 00:03:10,940 --> 00:03:12,192 Does the family know you're here? 47 00:03:14,527 --> 00:03:17,530 - The family? - The family who owns this house. 48 00:03:17,780 --> 00:03:20,742 I'm in contact with them, and they never mentioned any guest coming. 49 00:03:22,243 --> 00:03:23,745 (SCOFFS) Uh... 50 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:28,958 I don't think you know who owns this place because my family owns this place. 51 00:03:30,293 --> 00:03:31,669 You can call Greg if you like. 52 00:03:32,337 --> 00:03:33,671 FEMALE VOICE: (CHUCKLES) Excuse me? 53 00:03:34,005 --> 00:03:36,925 Greg. The owner of the house you must be renting. 54 00:03:37,926 --> 00:03:42,013 Yeah, he goes way back with my family, back when he bought the house from my dad. 55 00:03:42,680 --> 00:03:43,598 See, we used to own both. 56 00:03:45,141 --> 00:03:46,976 Look, I... I'll give Greg a call. 57 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:50,438 - You can't be too careful, I get it. - Oh, no, no. That's okay. Okay. 58 00:03:52,523 --> 00:03:56,611 (SONG CONTINUES) 59 00:04:21,552 --> 00:04:23,012 BREE: Oh, my God. 60 00:04:23,846 --> 00:04:25,098 No way. 61 00:04:25,848 --> 00:04:28,226 - What? - This is so pretty. 62 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:33,147 -(PIPPA LAUGHS) - Come on. 63 00:04:33,564 --> 00:04:36,484 This place is crazy. 64 00:04:36,985 --> 00:04:38,528 I don't know why he's here. 65 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:42,699 It just feels fucked up being in a house with him all weekend. 66 00:04:42,824 --> 00:04:44,325 Yeah, I know. It was Wrigley's idea. 67 00:04:44,826 --> 00:04:46,703 It's okay. It's not gonna ruin our weekend. We're good. 68 00:04:46,703 --> 00:04:49,789 Okay, listen up. Just a few rules so my parents don't kill me. 69 00:04:49,789 --> 00:04:53,710 Floors just got redone, so, please, everyone, take your shoes off, 70 00:04:53,710 --> 00:04:57,463 leave them at the front. No glass by the pool. 71 00:04:57,547 --> 00:04:59,257 - Make sure to... - I shotgun the master. 72 00:04:59,674 --> 00:05:02,302 - Dude, I'm obviously in the master. - No. Rules of Shotgun must be followed. 73 00:05:02,427 --> 00:05:05,054 It's my house, and I'm always in the master. 74 00:05:05,179 --> 00:05:07,890 Yes, because you've always had a girlfriend. But now, you don't. 75 00:05:10,059 --> 00:05:11,311 It's his birthday, Wrigley. 76 00:05:13,479 --> 00:05:14,564 What are doing? 77 00:05:14,564 --> 00:05:16,524 - BREE: What is his deal? - Oh, great. 78 00:05:16,649 --> 00:05:18,943 - Hey, big boy. - PIPPA: What are you doing? 79 00:05:19,068 --> 00:05:21,404 - What? God. Hey! Oh, my God. - Wrigley, what are you doing? 80 00:05:21,404 --> 00:05:23,489 (GIGGLES, EXCLAIMS) 81 00:05:23,823 --> 00:05:26,034 - PIPPA: No, no, no. - EVAN: Fuck. 82 00:05:26,659 --> 00:05:28,703 - PIPPA: Oh! - WRIGLEY: Oh, my goodness. 83 00:05:28,703 --> 00:05:31,080 This is incredible. What is this? This Egyptian cotton? 84 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:33,166 - Dude, what the fuck? All right, dude. - Oh, God. 85 00:05:33,291 --> 00:05:34,792 This is the softest thing my gooch has ever touched. 86 00:05:34,917 --> 00:05:37,587 All right, fine, fine, fine, fine. It's all yours. Please. Have it. 87 00:05:37,712 --> 00:05:39,630 Oh, I've got... I've got more surprises. 88 00:05:41,215 --> 00:05:42,800 Fireworks and cocaine. 89 00:05:43,885 --> 00:05:45,053 (CHUCKLES UNCOMFORTABLY) 90 00:05:45,553 --> 00:05:48,473 Oh, shoot. You said no shoes in the house, huh? 91 00:05:49,766 --> 00:05:50,892 That's my bad. 92 00:06:01,569 --> 00:06:03,738 - Is that Cosette? - Oh. What? 93 00:06:03,946 --> 00:06:06,157 - Cosette. My girl. - This is what we're thinking... 94 00:06:06,282 --> 00:06:08,409 we're gonna soak her, and then we're gonna freeze her. 95 00:06:08,493 --> 00:06:10,244 {\an8}- What is this? - This is Cosette. 96 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:12,330 {\an8}We found her in a thrift store in town freshman year. 97 00:06:12,330 --> 00:06:14,248 {\an8}And we were like, "We can totally destroy her." 98 00:06:14,332 --> 00:06:15,583 {\an8}- Yes! - Turns out it's really hard 99 00:06:15,583 --> 00:06:16,709 {\an8}to crack a bowling ball. 100 00:06:16,834 --> 00:06:18,878 But we have been trying for three years every time we come up here. 101 00:06:19,003 --> 00:06:21,464 {\an8}-(PHONE CHIMES) - But this year, Cosette will crack! 102 00:06:21,464 --> 00:06:22,590 {\an8}- EVAN: Hey, hey. - All right. 103 00:06:22,840 --> 00:06:23,841 Pretty, right? 104 00:06:27,887 --> 00:06:28,971 Fuck. 105 00:06:30,723 --> 00:06:31,891 {\an8}- Hey. - Hello. 106 00:06:32,558 --> 00:06:33,601 PIPPA: Hello. 107 00:06:34,894 --> 00:06:35,895 {\an8}Gorgeous. 108 00:06:36,062 --> 00:06:39,315 {\an8}- I... I'm not photogenic. - Sure you are. 109 00:06:41,317 --> 00:06:43,069 - DREW: This is where I get it. - Pippa. 110 00:06:43,528 --> 00:06:44,779 - What? - BREE: Look at me. 111 00:06:44,779 --> 00:06:46,030 {\an8}Oh, my gosh. Fun. 112 00:06:48,282 --> 00:06:49,659 - Sorry. - Cuties. 113 00:06:49,659 --> 00:06:51,994 Okay, you have to send those to me, so, I can make a Facebook album. 114 00:06:52,078 --> 00:06:53,121 'Course. 115 00:06:54,205 --> 00:06:57,750 {\an8}Hey, guys. Get in the photo for Facebook. 116 00:07:00,002 --> 00:07:01,045 Okay. 117 00:07:02,296 --> 00:07:04,424 {\an8}Come on. This is my good side. We gotta get this. 118 00:07:05,675 --> 00:07:08,845 {\an8}BREE: Ready? Three, two, one. 119 00:07:10,930 --> 00:07:11,931 Got it. 120 00:07:17,311 --> 00:07:20,523 {\an8}Happy birthday. I'm glad you were born. 121 00:07:20,898 --> 00:07:22,650 {\an8}- Thanks. -(CHUCKLES) 122 00:07:24,861 --> 00:07:25,945 (PIPPA SQUEALS) 123 00:07:26,154 --> 00:07:29,782 (GRUNTS) Drew, you got water in everyone's drinks. Can you not? 124 00:07:30,533 --> 00:07:31,742 Jesus. 125 00:07:33,995 --> 00:07:35,621 - I'm rethinking this. - Just let me focus, please. 126 00:07:35,705 --> 00:07:37,331 I don't think it's gonna work, Wrigley. 127 00:07:40,626 --> 00:07:42,837 No. Water expands. This is science. 128 00:07:42,837 --> 00:07:47,592 Well, that's only if it absorbs the water, and it won't because it's a bowling ball. 129 00:07:47,592 --> 00:07:49,927 I'm sorry. I took... I took Intro to Chemistry twice. 130 00:07:50,011 --> 00:07:51,804 - What are you majoring in? - What did you guys do with Cosette? 131 00:07:51,888 --> 00:07:53,181 - Chemistry and Physics. - You speak physics? 132 00:07:53,181 --> 00:07:56,559 Well, Cosette has been relegated to an icy-watery grave. 133 00:07:56,726 --> 00:07:57,727 - Shit! -(ALL SCREAM) 134 00:07:57,852 --> 00:07:58,728 Jesus. 135 00:07:58,936 --> 00:08:00,938 No, no, no. It can be saved. It can be saved. 136 00:08:01,147 --> 00:08:02,273 Stop! 137 00:08:02,273 --> 00:08:03,441 - Paper towels, quick. - Yes, ma'am. 138 00:08:03,441 --> 00:08:05,318 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Here you go. - Yes, ma'am. 139 00:08:05,735 --> 00:08:07,111 - Can I... Thank you. - Yeah. 140 00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:09,489 Sorry. 141 00:08:09,614 --> 00:08:11,949 Hey, Evan, where's the linen closet? 142 00:08:12,033 --> 00:08:14,577 I wanna get some fresh pillow cases for the... 143 00:08:14,577 --> 00:08:16,829 Down the hall, to the left, by the screening room. 144 00:08:19,123 --> 00:08:22,877 I feel very spoiled here, Evan. Our room has a massage chair in it. 145 00:08:23,169 --> 00:08:24,504 - Oh, you got the room in the back. - Mm-hmm. 146 00:08:24,670 --> 00:08:26,339 That's good. I was hoping you would get that one. 147 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:27,840 It's the most soundproof. 148 00:08:28,007 --> 00:08:29,634 (WRIGLEY CHUCKLES) 149 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:31,802 - It's a joke. - It's a good one. 150 00:08:31,886 --> 00:08:33,804 - Oh, no, no. - Oh, come on. If I can pose, you can pose. 151 00:08:33,888 --> 00:08:36,182 You're a lot prettier than I am. So... 152 00:08:40,269 --> 00:08:41,479 Bree, come try these. 153 00:08:44,106 --> 00:08:46,609 - Wow. Thank you. - Very good, very strong. 154 00:08:46,984 --> 00:08:48,444 (SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 155 00:08:49,237 --> 00:08:50,863 Hey. I want a picture with you. It's okay. 156 00:08:50,947 --> 00:08:52,073 - Evan. - Yo! 157 00:08:52,198 --> 00:08:54,158 - WRIGLEY: Can you take a picture? - Yeah. 158 00:08:54,951 --> 00:08:56,536 - Smile, it's for Mom. - Okay. 159 00:08:57,119 --> 00:08:58,454 - One, two, three. - All right. 160 00:09:00,039 --> 00:09:01,499 - Yeah, that's good. - WRIGLEY: All right. Thank you. 161 00:09:01,499 --> 00:09:02,458 Yeah, sure. 162 00:09:06,003 --> 00:09:07,547 What are you doing? 163 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:10,299 (CHUCKLES) 164 00:09:10,424 --> 00:09:12,510 It'll totally fall off the ceiling. I promise. 165 00:09:12,718 --> 00:09:16,013 - Uh-huh. (CHUCKLES) - I'm kind of obsessed with these things. 166 00:09:16,097 --> 00:09:18,516 - What? Slimy hands? - Yeah. When I was a kid, 167 00:09:18,516 --> 00:09:21,394 they were like the one toy I could buy myself. 168 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:23,604 And they always had them in those little vending machines. 169 00:09:23,688 --> 00:09:27,567 But it seems like you like them even more than I did. 170 00:09:28,401 --> 00:09:30,152 Nah, I hate them, actually. 171 00:09:31,153 --> 00:09:34,615 Then why do you have this pathologically large collection of them? 172 00:09:34,740 --> 00:09:36,492 It's stupid. It's... 173 00:09:37,702 --> 00:09:40,329 Oh, my God. Did anyone get you a birthday cake? 174 00:09:40,663 --> 00:09:41,998 Yeah, I got one. It's in the fridge. 175 00:09:42,873 --> 00:09:44,375 You got your own birthday cake? 176 00:09:45,084 --> 00:09:47,378 (CHUCKLES) Why do people keep acting like that's weird? 177 00:09:48,004 --> 00:09:49,046 You're funny. 178 00:09:49,463 --> 00:09:53,009 You have even lower expectations of our friends than I do. 179 00:09:55,011 --> 00:09:56,929 You... you play football? 180 00:09:57,972 --> 00:10:00,391 Oh, yeah, for like a season, then I quit. 181 00:10:01,267 --> 00:10:02,810 Really? Why? 182 00:10:03,477 --> 00:10:07,064 Because that's what I do. I quit things, according to my dad. 183 00:10:09,317 --> 00:10:11,152 I'm joking. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 184 00:10:11,527 --> 00:10:14,989 I just mean, I haven't quite figured out what I want to do yet. 185 00:10:15,948 --> 00:10:19,577 And I think sometimes that worries my parents. 186 00:10:20,328 --> 00:10:23,748 You've only been old enough to drink for like 12 hours, 187 00:10:23,873 --> 00:10:26,375 so, I think you've got some time. 188 00:10:27,501 --> 00:10:30,755 Yeah, I guess no one ever framed it like that before. It's true. 189 00:10:35,009 --> 00:10:37,136 WRIGLEY: Sorry! Very sorry. My bad. 190 00:10:37,261 --> 00:10:38,721 - My bad. - BREE: Shit. 191 00:10:40,097 --> 00:10:43,643 I wish Wrigley would tone it down a little. It's just, 192 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:47,730 for some reason, being here, he's so much... louder... 193 00:10:48,856 --> 00:10:52,068 - than he is on campus. - I guess campus is just, a lot bigger. 194 00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:55,613 Guys, this house is palatial. 195 00:10:55,613 --> 00:10:56,781 - I know. - I know. 196 00:10:56,781 --> 00:11:01,869 - What do Evan's parents do for a living? - I'm betting they're finance people. 197 00:11:01,994 --> 00:11:05,081 It's just so crazy that Evan's still so nice! 198 00:11:05,081 --> 00:11:06,832 - Yeah, it is crazy. - If I had that much money, 199 00:11:06,916 --> 00:11:09,877 I'd be a raging cunt every day, intentionally. 200 00:11:10,086 --> 00:11:11,420 He's great! 201 00:11:12,713 --> 00:11:14,340 - Aw. -(CHUCKLES) 202 00:11:14,548 --> 00:11:18,928 I just wanna, like... jump on him, you know? But he's like, 203 00:11:18,928 --> 00:11:22,348 giving me friend vibes, like, I don't know, 204 00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:25,226 - like, maybe I imagined anything else... - PIPPA: No, no, no, no, no. He likes you. 205 00:11:25,351 --> 00:11:27,687 He just forgot how to do this because he's had a girlfriend 206 00:11:27,853 --> 00:11:29,230 for the past two years. 207 00:11:30,022 --> 00:11:32,775 Bree, you have to take a picture of us in this insane bathroom. 208 00:11:32,983 --> 00:11:34,110 Okay, get in the tub. 209 00:11:34,610 --> 00:11:35,611 - In the tub? - In the tub? 210 00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:36,821 Yeah, get in the tub. 211 00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:38,406 Okay. 212 00:11:38,656 --> 00:11:39,782 - PIPPA: Show the shoes. - Okay. 213 00:11:39,949 --> 00:11:42,451 Yes. Oh, yes. 214 00:11:42,618 --> 00:11:43,953 Magnifique! 215 00:11:44,203 --> 00:11:45,871 - Look, I can see your underwear. - Ooh, yes. 216 00:11:45,955 --> 00:11:47,832 - Sorry. - You're flashing your puss-wah. 217 00:11:47,957 --> 00:11:49,959 - PIPPA: What? What is that? - LUCY: What? 218 00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:53,879 I don't know. I'm taking French 101. I feel like pussy is puss-wah 219 00:11:53,963 --> 00:11:55,005 in French. 220 00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,093 - LUCY: Gotta savor this. - STEPHEN: Cheers. 221 00:11:59,093 --> 00:12:00,302 - LUCY: Yeah, exactly. - STEPHEN: Cheers. 222 00:12:00,386 --> 00:12:01,971 - LUCY: Here you go. - Oh. Thank you! 223 00:12:01,971 --> 00:12:03,097 - Cheers. - Cheers, guys. 224 00:12:03,097 --> 00:12:04,306 Cheers. 225 00:12:06,475 --> 00:12:07,518 Puss-wah. 226 00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:09,979 Who have you been texting? 227 00:12:10,354 --> 00:12:11,522 Tallyho! 228 00:12:13,899 --> 00:12:15,359 - PIPPA: Oh, my God! - LUCY: Oh, shit! 229 00:12:15,484 --> 00:12:19,155 - Oh, my God! - Wrigley, what the fuck? Wrigley! 230 00:12:20,072 --> 00:12:21,991 He's such a fucking idiot. I'll help you clean it. 231 00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:24,076 - EVAN: Fuck! - LUCY: Well... Can we help, Evan? 232 00:12:24,201 --> 00:12:25,494 No, it's... it's okay. It's just... 233 00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:27,997 - Wrigley, what are you... - Oh, my God. Stop! 234 00:12:33,836 --> 00:12:35,129 (GRUNTS LOUDLY) 235 00:12:35,296 --> 00:12:38,549 Darn, you whore! Cosette is uncracked! 236 00:12:38,549 --> 00:12:43,012 Wrigley. Wrigley. You know you're not at a frat party, right? 237 00:12:43,179 --> 00:12:44,972 You know, this always happens when Wrigley does coke. 238 00:12:44,972 --> 00:12:46,974 - Do you want me to talk to him? - EVAN: It's fine. 239 00:12:49,268 --> 00:12:50,644 - Could you get the chairs for me? - Yeah. 240 00:12:50,728 --> 00:12:52,188 - I just... - WRIGLEY: So sorry, dude. I... 241 00:12:52,688 --> 00:12:54,231 I thought it was gonna hit the... 242 00:12:54,315 --> 00:12:55,775 - It's fine. It's fine. - ...the ground, you know? 243 00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,943 If... if it was gonna hit the table, I wouldn't have thrown it, obviously. 244 00:12:58,027 --> 00:12:59,945 - It's fine. - Yeah, it's not. 245 00:13:01,655 --> 00:13:04,742 Tell your parents I'm an idiot, and I'm gonna buy another table. 246 00:13:05,159 --> 00:13:06,243 I... I'm gonna get some water. 247 00:13:11,707 --> 00:13:14,376 - Hey. - That's a... a really cool penis. 248 00:13:14,502 --> 00:13:17,963 Evan never said anything about, you know, "Nudity in the house" rule. 249 00:13:18,130 --> 00:13:20,925 Yeah, I know you love your body 'cause you spend so much time on it, 250 00:13:20,925 --> 00:13:24,345 but one day those massive pecs are gonna turn into Bob bitch tits. 251 00:13:25,012 --> 00:13:26,555 I'd rather not look at them right now. 252 00:13:39,568 --> 00:13:41,529 Hey, birthday boy. 253 00:13:42,029 --> 00:13:43,030 Hey. 254 00:13:43,739 --> 00:13:46,450 This must be your best birthday yet, huh? 255 00:13:46,992 --> 00:13:49,119 EVAN: Yeah, just beat... 256 00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:50,621 Yeah. I'm sorry. 257 00:13:51,121 --> 00:13:54,416 I'm sure everyone will tone it down tomorrow, hopefully. 258 00:13:56,377 --> 00:13:58,379 Well, you know, once Wrigley gets into the coke, 259 00:13:58,379 --> 00:13:59,880 it's usually downhill from there. 260 00:14:01,215 --> 00:14:03,968 - Yeah. Can I grab? - Yeah. 261 00:14:13,018 --> 00:14:14,103 Look... 262 00:14:15,771 --> 00:14:17,940 glittery eyes. Pippa gave 'em to me. 263 00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:21,235 I think you owe it to the glitter to have a good night. 264 00:14:24,321 --> 00:14:25,781 Are you not getting enough attention? 265 00:14:32,454 --> 00:14:34,456 Sorry, I'm just trying to cheer you up. 266 00:14:35,207 --> 00:14:36,458 I don't need you to. Thanks. 267 00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:42,298 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 268 00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:49,805 Okay, I put my clothes on. 269 00:14:50,681 --> 00:14:52,850 Now, can we be best friends again and do some cocaine? 270 00:14:54,768 --> 00:14:55,853 Come on. 271 00:14:57,938 --> 00:14:59,148 - Wow. - Yeah. 272 00:14:59,607 --> 00:15:00,608 Okay, okay, okay. 273 00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:01,692 - Okay. - What? 274 00:15:01,692 --> 00:15:05,154 Call me crazy. I feel like Cosette is, like, 275 00:15:05,279 --> 00:15:08,365 a sloppy metaphor for the female college experience. 276 00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,159 What do you mean? 277 00:15:10,618 --> 00:15:12,494 - Well... -(PIPPA GIGGLES) 278 00:15:12,786 --> 00:15:13,704 ...she's pink. 279 00:15:15,289 --> 00:15:17,708 And they're trying really fucking hard to destroy her. 280 00:15:17,833 --> 00:15:18,918 Oh, God! 281 00:15:23,380 --> 00:15:24,590 Drew's been doing better. 282 00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:27,217 - You mean it? - Yeah. 283 00:15:27,301 --> 00:15:28,344 He really is. 284 00:15:29,803 --> 00:15:31,263 You know, it was weird growing up. 285 00:15:31,889 --> 00:15:35,100 He was never a sad kid ever, so... 286 00:15:36,477 --> 00:15:37,770 seeing him like that... 287 00:15:39,396 --> 00:15:40,648 really freaked me out. 288 00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:45,444 - Yeah. Of course. - It's been really fucking hard for me. 289 00:15:45,861 --> 00:15:46,946 You know? 290 00:15:48,906 --> 00:15:50,824 You've been a really good friend. Thank you, man. 291 00:15:51,575 --> 00:15:54,328 - Yeah. - I can't stop being cheesy. 292 00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:58,457 (GIRLS GIGGLING DISTANTLY) 293 00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:01,502 So, you and Lucy are, like, the real thing now, huh? 294 00:16:04,421 --> 00:16:08,968 That's great, man. I'm happy for you. Leave the Diana drama behind. Jesus. 295 00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:12,805 Let's not talk about Diana. 296 00:16:18,268 --> 00:16:19,395 - That's just... - Hi there. 297 00:16:30,406 --> 00:16:32,032 - Hi. - Hey. 298 00:16:35,577 --> 00:16:37,329 WRIGLEY: Look who decided to have fun. 299 00:16:38,706 --> 00:16:41,917 - Hey. You're not still mad at me, are you? - Nope. 300 00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:43,168 Hey, Evan. 301 00:16:44,211 --> 00:16:45,963 Evan, are there like bears here? 302 00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:49,049 Yeah, yeah, there are, actually. 303 00:16:49,633 --> 00:16:51,010 - Scary. - Mooses, too. 304 00:16:51,135 --> 00:16:52,386 Mooses. Moose. 305 00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:54,304 What's the... what's the plural for moose? 306 00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:57,391 - Meese. -(CHUCKLES) You would know that. 307 00:16:59,101 --> 00:17:01,478 Ye... That postcard your sister sent you? 308 00:17:01,729 --> 00:17:05,482 Um, what? (CHUCKLES) Bree doesn't have a sister. 309 00:17:06,191 --> 00:17:07,276 EVAN: Oh, shit. 310 00:17:08,527 --> 00:17:10,154 I'm... I'm really sorry. 311 00:17:10,404 --> 00:17:12,698 No, that's... that's fine. 312 00:17:13,949 --> 00:17:14,950 Yeah, my... 313 00:17:15,617 --> 00:17:19,496 my old foster sister. She sent me a postcard last semester. 314 00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:23,000 - It's... it's nothing, it's stupid. - You were in foster care? 315 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,586 Yeah, but it's not a big deal. 316 00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:27,838 It's just you never mentioned it. 317 00:17:27,838 --> 00:17:30,007 Well, that's because it was just never brought up. 318 00:17:30,007 --> 00:17:32,092 - It's not like it's a secret. - Bree. 319 00:17:32,634 --> 00:17:35,679 Do we have to do this right now in a hot tub? 320 00:17:36,221 --> 00:17:38,515 I'm... I'm... really sorry. I thought you told them already. 321 00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:39,516 BREE: No, it's fine. 322 00:17:40,225 --> 00:17:41,810 I'm tired, actually. 323 00:17:42,644 --> 00:17:43,854 I'm gonna go to bed. 324 00:17:49,401 --> 00:17:51,445 Yeah, I think I'm gonna call it a night, too, actually. 325 00:17:54,448 --> 00:17:57,076 - Do you wanna go upstairs? - Yeah. 326 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,331 WRIGLEY: Good night, Drew. 327 00:18:03,791 --> 00:18:04,792 Wait. 328 00:18:08,587 --> 00:18:09,588 You all right? 329 00:18:10,255 --> 00:18:12,257 No, not really. Are you okay? 330 00:18:12,716 --> 00:18:17,346 Watching Drew just go on with his life like nothing happened. 331 00:18:17,721 --> 00:18:20,557 It's not just what he did to Macy. I mean, he could have killed you. 332 00:18:20,891 --> 00:18:24,269 You can't focus on him. It's gonna drive you insane. 333 00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:28,482 Isn't it driving you insane? Macy's dead, and he just gets to have fun 334 00:18:28,482 --> 00:18:30,651 - and try to fuck up a bowling ball. - I know. 335 00:18:31,485 --> 00:18:35,072 I think we should tell Macy's parents about Drew. I really do. 336 00:18:35,072 --> 00:18:37,574 He ran you guys off the road I can't stop thinking about it. 337 00:18:37,658 --> 00:18:40,035 I can't stop thinking about her. I think about her all the time. 338 00:18:40,452 --> 00:18:41,495 All the time. 339 00:18:41,495 --> 00:18:43,747 - Okay. Now... - And... and we should just tell them. 340 00:18:43,831 --> 00:18:45,249 And they can decide what to do with it. 341 00:18:45,249 --> 00:18:47,501 But I can't know this information and not say anything, 342 00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:49,461 - it's fucking with my head. - Okay. 343 00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:51,547 And it's not fair for them to live their lives thinking 344 00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:53,590 that their daughter was this reckless drunk 345 00:18:53,674 --> 00:18:55,092 when that's not true. It's not... 346 00:18:55,092 --> 00:18:56,802 - Okay, I get it... I promise you. - Macy wasn't like that. 347 00:18:56,802 --> 00:19:00,347 - I know, I know, I know. - I just feel so guilty hiding this. 348 00:19:00,514 --> 00:19:04,726 If we tell Macy's parents, it's just more attention. 349 00:19:05,352 --> 00:19:06,728 They'll talk to the police, 350 00:19:07,938 --> 00:19:09,898 it won't just be a... an accident anymore. 351 00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:14,027 People will start asking questions about that night. And I was there, Lucy. 352 00:19:14,111 --> 00:19:15,696 That could ruin my life. 353 00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:17,573 - It could fuck everything up. - I know. I know you were there. 354 00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:19,950 But you did not do anything wrong. You were scared. 355 00:19:19,950 --> 00:19:21,660 People won't see it that way. 356 00:19:24,955 --> 00:19:29,793 I just... I would keep him away from Bree. 357 00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:31,879 - You noticed that, right? - Yeah, yeah. 358 00:19:31,879 --> 00:19:33,338 I thought I saw them flirting. 359 00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:35,465 Yeah, Wrigley's really trying to make it happen. 360 00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:37,176 - He wants Drew to get laid. - Fuck. 361 00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:39,011 Wrigley should be focusing on his own shit. 362 00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:40,179 - Yeah. - He hasn't even realized 363 00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:42,222 Pippa's been texting someone all weekend. 364 00:19:44,266 --> 00:19:47,186 I'm sorry. I'm sorry that I keep bringing this up, 365 00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:52,691 and I'm s... I'm... I know this is so, so much worse for you. 366 00:19:52,691 --> 00:19:54,776 - I know that. - It's easier that you're here. 367 00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:56,737 You care about me, right? 368 00:19:59,406 --> 00:20:00,616 You know I do. 369 00:20:01,116 --> 00:20:03,410 (LOW-TEMPO TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING) 370 00:20:13,837 --> 00:20:15,422 (MUSIC ENDS) 371 00:20:25,974 --> 00:20:27,017 Hey. 372 00:20:27,267 --> 00:20:28,435 Morning. 373 00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:35,776 Look... 374 00:20:38,028 --> 00:20:41,615 I feel like shit about last night. I really wasn't trying to embarrass you. 375 00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:43,742 I wasn't embarrassed. 376 00:20:44,868 --> 00:20:46,245 Do you think it's embarrassing? 377 00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:48,247 What? No, no, no, no, no. 378 00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:50,457 That's... that's not what I'm saying at all. I... 379 00:20:50,707 --> 00:20:53,710 I could just tell that you were, you know, obviously upset. 380 00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:55,587 Yeah, yeah. 381 00:20:56,296 --> 00:20:58,257 I... I wasn't embarrassed. 382 00:21:00,175 --> 00:21:04,137 I just... I like being able to tell people things on my own terms, you know? 383 00:21:04,221 --> 00:21:08,225 Now, they think I was hiding it when that's not what it was. 384 00:21:08,225 --> 00:21:09,393 I just... 385 00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:12,145 I don't go around telling people my business 386 00:21:12,229 --> 00:21:16,233 if they don't ask 'cause everyone's so wrapped up in their own shit anyway 387 00:21:16,233 --> 00:21:20,195 that if they want to know more, they'll make that clear. 388 00:21:20,737 --> 00:21:21,613 Okay. 389 00:21:22,531 --> 00:21:26,034 But, you know, I... I honestly think nobody would care. 390 00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:29,413 You not saying anything kind of makes it a bigger deal 391 00:21:29,579 --> 00:21:30,706 than it is, you know? 392 00:21:30,872 --> 00:21:33,083 You don't understand what I'm trying to say. 393 00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:34,960 - I'm trying to, though. - WRIGLEY: Ooh! 394 00:21:35,502 --> 00:21:36,586 - PIPPA: Hey. - BREE: Hi. 395 00:21:36,670 --> 00:21:38,422 - Hi. Good morning. - Good morning. 396 00:21:38,547 --> 00:21:39,881 We still doing Canoe Olympics today? 397 00:21:40,048 --> 00:21:42,259 - Yeah, yeah, of course. - What is that? 398 00:21:42,259 --> 00:21:45,637 Two miles to the island, pee on the rock, two miles back. 399 00:21:45,721 --> 00:21:50,267 Canoers must drink one beer per mile each, and one beer on the island. 400 00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:52,311 Oh. The rock looks like boobs. 401 00:21:52,811 --> 00:21:56,481 - PIPPA: That sounds so fun. - I think I'm gonna stay at the house. 402 00:21:57,649 --> 00:22:01,486 Hey, Wrigley. Can you not leave your brother for us to babysit? 403 00:22:01,653 --> 00:22:03,947 - Okay. What the... what is your problem? - Thanks. 404 00:22:04,114 --> 00:22:06,491 He's harassing Bree. And you're like encouraging it. 405 00:22:06,575 --> 00:22:08,285 She's not interested at all, okay? 406 00:22:08,285 --> 00:22:10,203 He blew it, especially after Welcome Week. 407 00:22:11,705 --> 00:22:14,583 What part of... what part of Welcome Week are you referring to? 408 00:22:18,045 --> 00:22:20,505 When he ghosted her. It sucked. 409 00:22:25,844 --> 00:22:26,845 WRIGLEY: Hey. 410 00:22:26,845 --> 00:22:28,388 - STEPHEN: Here you go. - LUCY: Thank you. 411 00:22:28,722 --> 00:22:30,766 You're gonna come with us. All right, don't be a pussy. 412 00:22:35,479 --> 00:22:37,773 WRIGLEY: I don't know what's going on with her, but Lucy's hating on Drew, 413 00:22:37,773 --> 00:22:40,400 - and I don't wanna start spiraling again. - What do you mean? 414 00:22:40,942 --> 00:22:44,112 - Oh, come on. I'm sure you noticed. - No, I actually haven't. 415 00:22:44,196 --> 00:22:45,947 I don't know what reality you're living in, dude, 416 00:22:46,031 --> 00:22:48,033 but your girlfriend's texting someone else right in front of your face, 417 00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:50,077 - and you're worried about Lucy. - I'm sorry. What? What the fuck? 418 00:22:50,077 --> 00:22:52,621 By the way, dude, we invited Bree here for Evan, 419 00:22:52,746 --> 00:22:55,082 and Drew's hanging all over her, like, really. 420 00:22:55,082 --> 00:22:57,250 No. Evan... Evan's not interested in Bree. 421 00:22:57,334 --> 00:22:59,294 What... what does it matter if Drew's talking to her? 422 00:22:59,544 --> 00:23:01,129 - Talking to her, dude. - Oh, my God. It's his birthday. 423 00:23:01,463 --> 00:23:03,465 You should really talk to him. I think he's getting annoyed. 424 00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:06,051 - Really? - Yeah. 425 00:23:06,927 --> 00:23:08,595 - Really? - Yeah, really. 426 00:23:10,180 --> 00:23:11,306 All right, boys. 427 00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:13,934 Drew, you're in the canoe with me. 428 00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:15,811 - Let's ride. - Hey, speech? 429 00:23:16,436 --> 00:23:17,437 Wrigley. 430 00:23:17,521 --> 00:23:19,564 Evan, get the cooler! Evan, get the cooler! 431 00:23:22,109 --> 00:23:23,402 - Paddle. Paddle. Paddle. - STEPHEN: Go, Drew. 432 00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:24,486 WRIGLEY: Paddle. Paddle. 433 00:23:28,990 --> 00:23:30,117 STEPHEN: Come on, Drew. 434 00:23:35,789 --> 00:23:37,374 LUCY: Wow, that is strong. 435 00:23:38,667 --> 00:23:42,129 Hey, did you talk to Bree yet about last night? 436 00:23:42,254 --> 00:23:43,505 No, I haven't. Have you? 437 00:23:43,672 --> 00:23:47,384 No, I don't know if she wants us to talk to her about it, or... Hey! 438 00:23:47,551 --> 00:23:48,552 BREE: Hey. 439 00:23:48,552 --> 00:23:51,263 - LUCY: Hi. - PIPPA: It is so beautiful out here. 440 00:23:51,263 --> 00:23:52,597 - LUCY: So beautiful. - PIPPA: Do you want? 441 00:24:00,605 --> 00:24:02,899 This is bullshit. You guys are so uncomfortable. 442 00:24:03,024 --> 00:24:04,693 - What? - What? No, we're not. 443 00:24:04,985 --> 00:24:06,153 Okay. (SIGHS) 444 00:24:07,070 --> 00:24:11,324 I had a single mom who was really young, had a lot of issues. 445 00:24:11,825 --> 00:24:14,703 So, she tried to take care of me, but she couldn't. 446 00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:18,165 So, then I went to go live with my grandma, but she died. 447 00:24:18,373 --> 00:24:20,834 So, I went back to my mom, but that was a mess. 448 00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:25,505 So, I wound up in a foster family. I've been in three different homes, 449 00:24:25,672 --> 00:24:29,092 two of them were great, one of them wasn't. And now I'm an adult. 450 00:24:31,595 --> 00:24:34,598 Bree, you could have told us. We love you. 451 00:24:34,723 --> 00:24:35,849 Yeah, but... 452 00:24:36,850 --> 00:24:39,144 when did you guys ever ask about my family? 453 00:24:40,228 --> 00:24:44,191 We talked about your family a little bit. Like, your mom does retail. 454 00:24:44,357 --> 00:24:45,775 Yeah, she does do retail. 455 00:24:46,943 --> 00:24:47,986 As far as I know. 456 00:24:48,111 --> 00:24:49,905 I'm sorry, I don't even know what I'm saying. 457 00:24:49,905 --> 00:24:52,073 We're assholes and... and we should've... 458 00:24:52,991 --> 00:24:54,576 asked about you. That's crazy. 459 00:24:54,576 --> 00:24:56,703 Yeah, no... I... We're the worst. 460 00:24:57,037 --> 00:25:00,499 You're not. You guys are just busy thinking about other things. 461 00:25:03,877 --> 00:25:05,045 Change of subject! 462 00:25:05,253 --> 00:25:07,839 - Okay... - Go. 463 00:25:08,048 --> 00:25:11,176 It seems like Drew's been following you around all weekend. 464 00:25:11,551 --> 00:25:13,720 But if I had to choose, I prefer you with Evan. 465 00:25:14,429 --> 00:25:16,056 Maybe I should play a matchmaker. 466 00:25:19,017 --> 00:25:21,102 I can't believe how far ahead your brother is. 467 00:25:21,895 --> 00:25:23,021 He's a beast! 468 00:25:23,021 --> 00:25:25,398 Hey, is... is Lucy mad at me about something? 469 00:25:25,649 --> 00:25:26,733 Lucy? 470 00:25:26,983 --> 00:25:27,984 Um... 471 00:25:28,443 --> 00:25:30,403 No, she hasn't said anything. Why? 472 00:25:32,405 --> 00:25:34,616 Are you worried Pippa told her or something? 473 00:25:34,616 --> 00:25:37,536 'Cause she definitely didn't, Lucy doesn't know anything. 474 00:25:39,996 --> 00:25:41,081 Wait, what? 475 00:25:41,498 --> 00:25:42,832 No, I'm just saying. 476 00:25:44,167 --> 00:25:45,752 Lucy doesn't know about the accident. 477 00:25:45,752 --> 00:25:46,836 Pippa didn't tell her. 478 00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:51,466 But, Pipp... Pippa doesn't know about the accident. Does she? 479 00:25:54,302 --> 00:25:56,555 - What the fuck, dude? What the fuck? - Stop. Calm down, calm down. Look forward. 480 00:25:56,555 --> 00:25:58,932 Look forward. Look forward. You're gonna capsize us. Stop. 481 00:26:00,767 --> 00:26:02,686 It's fine. Completely fine. Fuck. 482 00:26:02,686 --> 00:26:04,896 Sorry, dude. I... I really thought he told you. 483 00:26:05,897 --> 00:26:06,940 Told me what? 484 00:26:07,482 --> 00:26:08,608 He told Pippa. 485 00:26:09,317 --> 00:26:10,318 Like, ages ago. 486 00:26:10,402 --> 00:26:11,945 I don't even think they were officially together. 487 00:26:12,112 --> 00:26:13,196 Are you serious? 488 00:26:13,363 --> 00:26:15,282 Don't worry, she's not gonna tell anyone. 489 00:26:15,282 --> 00:26:18,034 But if I were you, I wouldn't trust him with everything anymore, you know? 490 00:26:18,285 --> 00:26:20,620 Yeah. And what if he breaks up with her? 491 00:26:21,580 --> 00:26:24,416 - WRIGLEY: Do it for Cosette! - EVAN: I'm trying! 492 00:26:24,916 --> 00:26:25,959 Hey! 493 00:26:27,752 --> 00:26:29,462 So, what's your deal with Bree? 494 00:26:30,422 --> 00:26:33,925 - What do you mean? We're friends. - So, you don't see her as anything else? 495 00:26:34,384 --> 00:26:37,345 No, I mean I... I see her, she's gorgeous. 496 00:26:37,429 --> 00:26:39,055 - But you know, we're just friends. - Okay, 'cause Ste... 497 00:26:39,139 --> 00:26:40,265 - She's nice. - ...'cause Stephen told me 498 00:26:40,265 --> 00:26:41,891 that there might be something between you and her, 499 00:26:41,975 --> 00:26:45,854 and I see Drew making moves. I feel like it might be good for him. 500 00:26:47,022 --> 00:26:49,691 Stephen thinks there's something with me and Bree? 501 00:26:49,899 --> 00:26:52,736 Yeah, but, the fuck does he know, you know? 502 00:26:54,279 --> 00:26:55,739 What... Did she say anything? 503 00:26:55,739 --> 00:26:56,990 I don't know the details. 504 00:26:57,949 --> 00:26:59,409 Are you gonna shotgun her? 505 00:26:59,868 --> 00:27:03,747 What? No, what are you talking about? She's our... she's our friend, Wrigley. 506 00:27:03,747 --> 00:27:05,624 I'm not gonna shotgun her. Are you serious? 507 00:27:05,624 --> 00:27:07,959 I... I don't want Drew to mess anything up if you're into her. 508 00:27:08,043 --> 00:27:10,128 But if you're not, then I wanna let him know 509 00:27:10,128 --> 00:27:11,588 that he has the green light. 510 00:27:11,713 --> 00:27:15,216 Oh, so, you want me to call dibs on her just in case I might be interested later? 511 00:27:16,134 --> 00:27:18,511 Unless you're okay with Drew making a move. 512 00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:21,389 I... You know, I just don't want things to get messy. 513 00:27:21,973 --> 00:27:23,099 Well, yeah. 514 00:27:23,808 --> 00:27:25,393 I... I guess tell him not to then. 515 00:27:25,935 --> 00:27:27,520 WRIGLEY: Oh, so... so you are calling shotgun? 516 00:27:28,605 --> 00:27:30,982 Yeah. Whatever, dude. Shotgun, I guess. 517 00:27:31,191 --> 00:27:32,734 WRIGLEY: All right, cool. That's all I needed to know. 518 00:27:38,156 --> 00:27:40,241 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 519 00:27:40,492 --> 00:27:42,285 Wrigley! They're here! Hurry up! 520 00:27:52,921 --> 00:27:56,132 (CHUCKLES) Wrigley can't pee on command! 521 00:27:58,259 --> 00:28:00,720 - Oh my God! Look out! - No, no, no! No! 522 00:28:01,721 --> 00:28:05,642 - Go, Drew, go! - EVAN: Wrigley! Hurry up! 523 00:28:09,521 --> 00:28:11,564 Come on. Let's beat these fuckers. 524 00:28:12,732 --> 00:28:13,858 Let's go, baby! 525 00:28:15,110 --> 00:28:16,486 (EXHALES DEEPLY) 526 00:28:27,831 --> 00:28:29,916 - Fuck! - WRIGLEY: Eat my ass, 527 00:28:30,041 --> 00:28:33,169 you fucking losers! Yes! 528 00:28:34,462 --> 00:28:39,300 I am the king of the sea! I am the king of the sea! 529 00:28:39,759 --> 00:28:44,180 Oh, hey. Evan has officially called shotgun on Bree. 530 00:28:44,264 --> 00:28:46,391 Let it be known. Let it be known. 531 00:28:46,391 --> 00:28:49,269 Nobody needed to shotgun her. She's not a seat in a car. 532 00:28:51,688 --> 00:28:54,441 - Oh, wha... Come on! - Yeah, that's what I said. 533 00:28:56,317 --> 00:28:57,777 It's just a phrase! 534 00:28:59,237 --> 00:29:00,238 I was just fucking around. 535 00:29:00,238 --> 00:29:01,656 - You know, I was fuck... - Yeah. 536 00:29:11,666 --> 00:29:13,918 - PIPPA: Four! - Whores! 537 00:29:14,794 --> 00:29:16,463 Fill up, whores! 538 00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:18,923 - STEPHEN: Okay, me. - LUCY: Oh, you. 539 00:29:19,007 --> 00:29:20,008 STEPHEN: Give me a... 540 00:29:21,718 --> 00:29:22,844 Fuck, yeah! Jack. 541 00:29:23,887 --> 00:29:24,888 - Good one. - New rule. 542 00:29:24,888 --> 00:29:30,643 Okay, everyone has to pull out their phones and you gotta pass it 543 00:29:30,769 --> 00:29:33,313 to the person to your left and then they have to read 544 00:29:33,313 --> 00:29:35,815 your last text message or you have to finish your drink. 545 00:29:35,899 --> 00:29:37,734 - Okay, wait. What? No. Fuck, no. - That's a good rule! 546 00:29:37,734 --> 00:29:39,527 Fuck that. I'm not doing that. Nah. 547 00:29:39,611 --> 00:29:40,612 - Oh, what's wrong? - No problem. 548 00:29:40,612 --> 00:29:42,322 What's wrong with your texts? Are they that bad? 549 00:29:42,322 --> 00:29:43,990 Pippa, come on. Let's... let me just read your texts. 550 00:29:43,990 --> 00:29:45,700 No, I... I finished my drink, so, I don't have to. 551 00:29:46,451 --> 00:29:48,077 All right, my turn. 552 00:29:49,078 --> 00:29:52,540 Five. Never have I ever. 553 00:29:53,124 --> 00:29:56,586 Never have I ever cheated on someone before. 554 00:30:03,885 --> 00:30:06,805 What? You've cheated on people? 555 00:30:11,017 --> 00:30:12,811 On everyone! 556 00:30:13,978 --> 00:30:16,397 Except for you, probably. I don't know. 557 00:30:17,774 --> 00:30:18,900 I've never cheated on you. 558 00:30:19,692 --> 00:30:22,362 Why? I'm like... special or something? 559 00:30:23,363 --> 00:30:24,447 Yeah. 560 00:30:25,532 --> 00:30:27,617 LUCY: Okay, it's my turn. 561 00:30:28,743 --> 00:30:30,703 - Oh, God. - Jack. Rule master. 562 00:30:31,162 --> 00:30:33,456 Every time Bree drinks... 563 00:30:35,625 --> 00:30:36,918 drum roll, please. 564 00:30:38,586 --> 00:30:40,588 She has to kiss Evan. 565 00:30:41,130 --> 00:30:43,508 ALL: Ooh! 566 00:30:47,846 --> 00:30:50,348 - Shit. - Oh, no. Thumb master. 567 00:30:50,348 --> 00:30:51,891 - PIPPA: Oh, Bree! You have to. - LUCY: You have to. 568 00:30:51,975 --> 00:30:53,518 - Kiss him. - Rules are rules. 569 00:30:54,727 --> 00:30:57,355 - LUCY: Oh! - Ow! 570 00:30:58,982 --> 00:31:00,191 LUCY: So cute. 571 00:31:01,192 --> 00:31:03,486 Four! Whores. 572 00:31:03,778 --> 00:31:05,280 LUCY: Mm! Mm! 573 00:31:05,989 --> 00:31:10,702 Bree drink, you have to kiss Evan. You really have to. It's the rule. 574 00:31:14,330 --> 00:31:18,626 Aw! I like it, I do like it, but I wanna feel more heart 575 00:31:18,751 --> 00:31:21,796 between you guys. I'm just trying to make love happen. 576 00:31:21,921 --> 00:31:23,381 Oh, my God. 577 00:31:26,593 --> 00:31:27,635 WRIGLEY: Oh, wow. 578 00:31:28,678 --> 00:31:30,930 (EXCLAIMS) 579 00:31:31,139 --> 00:31:32,557 Never have I ever... 580 00:31:33,391 --> 00:31:34,559 menstruated. 581 00:31:34,559 --> 00:31:37,103 - BREE: Cheap shot. - You know what that means? 582 00:31:37,103 --> 00:31:38,855 WRIGLEY: I never have. I never have. Please drink. 583 00:31:38,855 --> 00:31:40,607 LUCY: Bree, you gotta kiss, 584 00:31:40,607 --> 00:31:44,652 and you gotta get some tongue in there, 'cause the people want a show. 585 00:31:45,445 --> 00:31:47,363 (ALL CHEER) 586 00:31:47,530 --> 00:31:49,782 - Okay. - LUCY: That's good. 587 00:31:50,950 --> 00:31:53,369 - Can you take a picture of us? - Sure. 588 00:31:58,374 --> 00:31:59,459 (CAMERA CLICKS) 589 00:31:59,584 --> 00:32:02,795 Stephen, you should totally make that your profile picture. 590 00:32:02,879 --> 00:32:04,797 (MOCKINGLY) Oh, my God. I might. 591 00:32:09,761 --> 00:32:10,845 - STEPHEN: Oh! - LUCY: Ooh! 592 00:32:11,054 --> 00:32:12,722 - Bree. - That's thumbs, Bree. 593 00:32:12,722 --> 00:32:14,682 You know what that means. 594 00:32:14,933 --> 00:32:16,643 Come... Rules are rules! 595 00:32:18,311 --> 00:32:21,272 - Oh, come on. That wasn't a kiss. - Nice. 596 00:32:21,689 --> 00:32:24,525 - That wasn't a kiss. - All right, look. I think I... I'm done. 597 00:32:24,609 --> 00:32:26,486 This... Rules are fucked up and I... 598 00:32:26,486 --> 00:32:30,198 - Boner check! Show me your penis! - Hey, stop it! The fuck is wrong you? 599 00:32:30,198 --> 00:32:31,574 Sick of this shit. 600 00:32:35,370 --> 00:32:37,163 He did not like my rule. 601 00:32:37,580 --> 00:32:41,626 - Hey, Lucy. Let's get you some water. - Okay? No, I have to go apologize. 602 00:32:41,626 --> 00:32:43,962 - I'll get her water. I got it. Come on. - No, no, no, no. 603 00:32:43,962 --> 00:32:45,046 - No, I got it. - Let her sit. 604 00:32:45,046 --> 00:32:47,298 No, it's okay. I just have to pee, that's all. 605 00:32:51,386 --> 00:32:53,471 Thank you for staying with me while I pee. 606 00:32:53,471 --> 00:32:55,473 It's all good, my puss-wah. 607 00:32:56,808 --> 00:33:00,937 I feel like girls should always go to the bathroom together. 608 00:33:00,937 --> 00:33:06,150 You know, like... especially while we're drinking, we should do that. 609 00:33:06,818 --> 00:33:10,029 Okay. You know, I'll watch you pee any time. So... 610 00:33:11,990 --> 00:33:14,200 That's, like, a lot of your pee hands. 611 00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:15,702 - Sorry. - That's okay. 612 00:33:20,873 --> 00:33:22,750 Hey, are you sure you're okay? 613 00:33:23,793 --> 00:33:25,837 'Cause you... Just kinda... 614 00:33:27,630 --> 00:33:29,090 kinda seems like you're not. 615 00:33:31,718 --> 00:33:34,470 Just, like, I drank a little bit more than everyone did today. 616 00:33:39,809 --> 00:33:40,810 Hey. 617 00:33:45,898 --> 00:33:48,609 What? Hey, what? What? 618 00:33:52,864 --> 00:33:55,450 I shouldn't have let Macy go to that party alone. 619 00:34:00,705 --> 00:34:02,165 I mean, Hey. 620 00:34:03,708 --> 00:34:05,168 There's like... it's okay. 621 00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:08,588 There's no way that you could've known. 622 00:34:08,713 --> 00:34:09,964 It's not okay. 623 00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:12,925 It's not. I was mean to her, 624 00:34:13,176 --> 00:34:16,721 and I was a shitty roommate, and... and I hate 625 00:34:16,721 --> 00:34:19,974 that she went to that party alone thinking that I was mean to her. 626 00:34:21,225 --> 00:34:22,560 (SNIFFLES) 627 00:34:23,978 --> 00:34:24,979 Hey. 628 00:34:26,355 --> 00:34:29,275 I'm sorry we don't really talk about this. 629 00:34:29,984 --> 00:34:31,486 Maybe we should. 630 00:34:35,531 --> 00:34:37,033 There's a lot, Pippa. 631 00:34:40,578 --> 00:34:41,621 -(DISTANT EXPLOSION) -(GASPS) 632 00:34:41,871 --> 00:34:43,748 - What the hell was that? - What? 633 00:34:51,255 --> 00:34:54,008 - Holy shit. -(COUGHS) 634 00:34:54,634 --> 00:34:59,597 What the fuck? You fucking blew her up, dude! This is incredible! You did it! 635 00:34:59,597 --> 00:35:03,392 - Did it hit you? You're bleeding. - Oh, he's fine. He's fine. 636 00:35:03,935 --> 00:35:05,144 - Don't. - Now, come on. 637 00:35:05,228 --> 00:35:07,647 - Just chill out and give me a hug. - Fuck off, dude! 638 00:35:09,357 --> 00:35:11,025 Fuck all of you guys, all right? 639 00:35:12,652 --> 00:35:15,655 Been telling me to chill all week, and I can't fucking chill! 640 00:35:16,405 --> 00:35:17,532 Look at how you act! 641 00:35:18,866 --> 00:35:21,327 And you do it because you think I'll just deal with it 642 00:35:21,327 --> 00:35:23,663 and act like you're not complete fucking assholes. 643 00:35:23,663 --> 00:35:26,499 But guess what? you're all fucking assholes! 644 00:35:29,752 --> 00:35:31,295 You're not my fucking friends. 645 00:35:32,713 --> 00:35:35,716 None of us are fucking friends! 646 00:35:37,677 --> 00:35:39,554 We don't listen to each other. 647 00:35:44,517 --> 00:35:46,227 We don't care about each other. 648 00:35:51,232 --> 00:35:53,359 And... and I just have a feeling that that's... 649 00:35:53,985 --> 00:35:57,530 that's just how I'mma feel about each and every one of you. Always. 650 00:36:06,164 --> 00:36:07,582 STEPHEN: Buddy, you wanna come inside? 651 00:36:07,582 --> 00:36:10,084 Stop telling me what the fuck to do, Stephen! 652 00:36:17,675 --> 00:36:18,676 Let's go inside. 653 00:36:20,595 --> 00:36:21,762 Hey. Bree. 654 00:36:30,730 --> 00:36:32,815 -(KNOCK ON DOOR) - BREE: Hey. 655 00:36:33,482 --> 00:36:35,401 - LUCY: Hey. - I don't know where Evan is. 656 00:36:39,822 --> 00:36:41,407 - Hey, wake up. - I am. 657 00:36:46,204 --> 00:36:47,246 Evan! 658 00:36:50,291 --> 00:36:51,334 Evan! 659 00:36:52,835 --> 00:36:54,045 WRIGLEY: Evan! 660 00:36:55,296 --> 00:36:57,465 Evan, we're sorry! 661 00:37:01,636 --> 00:37:02,762 BREE: Evan? 662 00:37:04,305 --> 00:37:05,389 Evan! 663 00:37:08,351 --> 00:37:09,685 Hey. Wake up. 664 00:37:10,102 --> 00:37:12,605 (COUGHS, RETCHES) 665 00:37:15,399 --> 00:37:18,653 Fuck. (GASPS) I'm sorry. 666 00:37:18,819 --> 00:37:20,488 - BREE: It's okay. -(COUGHS) 667 00:37:22,782 --> 00:37:24,992 Did... did you fall asleep out here? 668 00:37:25,743 --> 00:37:28,329 I think I was trying to make my way back to campus. 669 00:37:28,663 --> 00:37:31,123 - Right. Wait, wait. - Just... 670 00:37:31,207 --> 00:37:34,669 Don't... don't try to stand up just yet. You might have a concussion. 671 00:37:35,086 --> 00:37:38,965 (BREATHES HEAVILY) 672 00:37:42,260 --> 00:37:44,679 I think Cosette got me when I was trying to kill her. 673 00:37:48,307 --> 00:37:50,601 Yeah, it's... it's pretty bad. 674 00:37:54,855 --> 00:37:56,649 I'm sorry for yelling at everybody. 675 00:37:56,857 --> 00:37:59,986 Hey.. (SCOFFS) ...they deserved it. 676 00:38:02,738 --> 00:38:06,492 - I just feel so much pressure. - What do you mean? 677 00:38:09,578 --> 00:38:10,788 Because... 678 00:38:11,497 --> 00:38:13,332 everybody thinks I'm so nice. 679 00:38:16,419 --> 00:38:20,089 - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - You don't have to apologize. 680 00:38:20,548 --> 00:38:21,924 Our friends are stressful. 681 00:38:23,592 --> 00:38:24,677 I love them, but... 682 00:38:25,845 --> 00:38:27,138 I feel like we just don't... 683 00:38:28,306 --> 00:38:30,516 understand each other sometimes. 684 00:38:30,766 --> 00:38:31,851 (SCOFFS) 685 00:38:33,352 --> 00:38:34,645 I know what you mean. 686 00:38:35,021 --> 00:38:37,440 But you don't always have to be nice to them, you know? 687 00:38:38,107 --> 00:38:39,608 I'll still like you. 688 00:38:41,235 --> 00:38:42,236 Oh, yeah? 689 00:38:43,696 --> 00:38:46,657 Have you really not noticed how much I like you? 690 00:38:51,954 --> 00:38:54,832 I guess I'm an idiot. I haven't noticed a lot of shit. 691 00:38:55,166 --> 00:38:56,250 (SIGHS) 692 00:38:59,128 --> 00:39:00,671 Should we try and go back? 693 00:39:03,257 --> 00:39:06,052 All right, I'm gonna be good for this walk. 694 00:39:06,052 --> 00:39:07,678 - Oh, yeah? - Watch. 695 00:39:08,137 --> 00:39:10,806 - Okay. - Oh, fuck. 696 00:39:11,349 --> 00:39:13,476 - Okay. Okay. - Please help. 697 00:39:16,187 --> 00:39:19,065 - You got it. Okay, just take it slow. - All right. 698 00:39:19,065 --> 00:39:20,149 All right. 699 00:39:21,525 --> 00:39:24,487 You don't have to answer this, but... 700 00:39:25,404 --> 00:39:27,239 what do your parents do for a living? 701 00:39:28,366 --> 00:39:31,994 My dad invented the materials used for slimy hands. 702 00:39:38,501 --> 00:39:39,835 Are you serious? 703 00:39:40,586 --> 00:39:41,629 Yeah. 704 00:39:42,671 --> 00:39:45,549 (LAUGHS) 705 00:39:45,841 --> 00:39:47,134 Oh, my God. 706 00:39:48,010 --> 00:39:49,345 Sorry, that's just... 707 00:39:49,553 --> 00:39:52,431 EVAN: No, no, no. It's... it's pretty funny, actually. 708 00:39:53,808 --> 00:39:58,896 ALL: (SINGING) Happy birthday to you 709 00:39:59,105 --> 00:40:04,068 Happy birthday to you 710 00:40:04,443 --> 00:40:11,367 Happy birthday, dear Evan 711 00:40:11,575 --> 00:40:16,872 Happy birthday to you 712 00:40:18,791 --> 00:40:20,000 - Hey! - Yeah! 713 00:40:21,001 --> 00:40:22,211 Thanks, guys. 714 00:40:23,337 --> 00:40:27,842 And, look, you know, coke makes me a little crazy, so, please don't take 715 00:40:27,842 --> 00:40:29,135 - anything I said serious. - Hey, hey. Hey. 716 00:40:29,260 --> 00:40:31,429 Don't apologize to these assholes. 717 00:40:31,429 --> 00:40:34,432 Your birthday was two days ago and we're just now singing to you. 718 00:40:34,557 --> 00:40:37,935 Yeah, it was an epic weekend. And you alone conquered Cosette. 719 00:40:39,353 --> 00:40:40,771 Yeah, let me cut you a slice. 720 00:40:40,938 --> 00:40:43,482 Nah, I think I'll get some later. I'mma ice my head. 721 00:40:44,275 --> 00:40:46,110 And, since it's my birthday, 722 00:40:46,652 --> 00:40:47,695 you guys clean up. 723 00:40:47,945 --> 00:40:49,405 - Oh, okay. - Okay. 724 00:40:49,572 --> 00:40:51,115 (ALL CHUCKLE) 725 00:41:00,916 --> 00:41:04,044 Well, you look really cozy. You ready to go? Got everything packed? 726 00:41:04,128 --> 00:41:07,506 Yeah. I'm just trying to savor this mattress 727 00:41:07,590 --> 00:41:09,258 before I have to go back to my dorm bed. 728 00:41:09,925 --> 00:41:12,470 - With your shoes on? - Sorry. 729 00:41:13,679 --> 00:41:15,598 Guess I'm just kinda gross like that. 730 00:41:16,974 --> 00:41:18,142 Well, I can safely say 731 00:41:18,142 --> 00:41:20,853 that you are the least gross person in this house. 732 00:41:33,449 --> 00:41:35,743 - Is this okay? - Yes. 733 00:41:36,744 --> 00:41:38,579 Yeah, it's more than okay. 734 00:41:39,955 --> 00:41:43,125 ("I WILL FOLLOW YOU INTO THE DARK" PLAYING) 735 00:42:56,865 --> 00:42:58,117 (MOANS) 736 00:43:05,416 --> 00:43:06,750 (GASPS) 737 00:43:35,988 --> 00:43:38,115 (SONG ENDS) 738 00:44:21,742 --> 00:44:22,826 (SCOFFS) 739 00:44:53,649 --> 00:44:56,860 - All right, everybody ready? - Let's go. 740 00:44:57,277 --> 00:44:59,697 Fuck! This is all wet. 741 00:45:00,948 --> 00:45:02,908 Jesus, I borrowed this from school. 742 00:45:03,325 --> 00:45:05,285 Somebody must have kicked it in the pool. 743 00:45:05,369 --> 00:45:07,287 - Can I... can I see it? - Shit. 744 00:45:08,580 --> 00:45:10,124 - It's broken. - Is the button working? 745 00:45:10,124 --> 00:45:11,917 - EVAN: No. - Hold it down. 746 00:45:12,835 --> 00:45:13,794 EVAN: Nothing. 747 00:45:14,378 --> 00:45:15,379 Shit. 748 00:45:17,005 --> 00:45:19,299 So many good pictures of us in there. 749 00:45:20,592 --> 00:45:22,094 EVAN: Let me see if I can go dry it for you 750 00:45:22,094 --> 00:45:23,220 - before we go. - BREE: Okay. Thanks. 751 00:45:23,220 --> 00:45:24,388 EVAN: Yeah, no worries. 752 00:45:37,985 --> 00:45:39,111 Hey, dude. 753 00:45:42,322 --> 00:45:44,074 I'm sorry we got our balls crossed this weekend. 754 00:45:44,158 --> 00:45:47,453 I know I can be an asshole, but I got nothing but love for you. 755 00:45:50,164 --> 00:45:51,582 - Come here. - Bring it in. 756 00:45:55,335 --> 00:45:57,004 - Drive safe. - Yeah, you too. 757 00:45:58,005 --> 00:46:03,218 ("SMILE LIKE YOU MEAN IT" PLAYING) 758 00:47:32,266 --> 00:47:34,268 (SONG ENDS) 55538

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