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What are you doing?

Come for dinner with me.

I won't be going on a date with you. All right?

Return home where your wife will be waiting for you. If it is meant to be. I

need some time on my own.

I'm sorry.

La la la, la la.

Why do you never answer?

You and me have got to sort our costumes out for this reunion thing Friday.

You know we've got to go in. Am I too fat for Tina Turner?

Anyway, where are you?

You're dead. I know a good undertaker.

This is your new empire.

Bit of a comedown, isn't it?

Oh, you know, acorns and oak trees and all that.

Could do with a spring clean.

You offering?

No, you're all right.

Look, I saw your car and I thought I should come and apologise for going off

one. About?

When you asked me out for dinner, like.

Oh, that.

Cos I know you're just being friendly. I know, sorry.

Bit stupid of me, really.

Can we forget I mentioned it?

Yeah, if you like.

Miss Morgan, how do you like it?

From Longtills.

You'll probably do all right then.

Yeah, yeah, no problem.

Look, I've got to get on with this. Oh, yeah, no, I just, um... I'll leave you

to it then.

Yeah.

See you.

I'd offer you a cup of tea, but I haven't even got a kettle yet.

It's all right.

Hiya, gloomy chops!

I've been thinking about you.

Kiddos tricks.

Fine. Hey, don't you go fobbing me off with your nonsense and what you call.

were full of the joys at the end of Peshman's Duda, and now you're looking

as ten.

What's happening with our wife of yours?

I'm hardly going to talk about her in front of Barbara, am I? Well, don't

about her.

Now she's got a year and eight stuck on loop.

She can't hear nothing unless she's in the night west. Can you, Barbara? See

you. Look, I'm fine, all right?

Everything's fine.

Couldn't be better.

She's left him, she'll have Ren. Of course she'll have a silly bugger.

Oh, well, look who it is.

Ponterberry's most wanted.

All right.

And it'll be funny, but last time I saw you running, we were in Mrs Wilde's

class and you had egg and spoon in your hand.

I've got a pedometer.

Look.

Got it down the pound shop.

I've done 783, 84, 85 steps.

Paula, I've been ringing you all morning.

I just seem wrong.

Oh, my God, I think he finally got the bloody message.

Has he?

Yes, hopefully now he won't be... Hang on, you went to the pound shop without

me.

Needed a kettle.

You had a new kettle? Christmas?

For my flat.

What?

All right.

It's more of a bed sit, really.

Above the bath factory.

Am I in some kind of dream here? Are you telling me you left... my brother.

I knew I should have kept running.

Paula!

Paula!

And 20 Bensons, please.

Sorry? 20 Bensons.

What, you got a problem with that?

No. No, of course.

I think Tanisha is confused because she didn't know you smoked.

And nor did I die.

It's because I don't.

I don't smoke.

I've never smoked.

I wouldn't even know how to smoke.

Lock the door before another customer comes in.

Okay. Okay, I'm a professional.

Guy.

Guy. Guy, look at me.

Can you look at me, please?

That's it.

Now, everything is going to be all right.

You said that at a stupid workshop.

Come and see me with your wife, and together we shall heal this pain.

Auntie Brenda told me about you and Di.

Oh, that was kind of her.

I mean, I know you was having problems because Di said so in Peshman's thingy.

For splitting up!

Yeah, well... And it seems a bit pointless at your age. You may as well

together till one of you pegs it or starts wetting your pants, like.

Anyway, I've got to get on.

You know, sometimes I think me and Carl are the only people in this town who

know how to keep a damn relationship together.

Take care, yeah?

Thanks, Nadine.

In shining armour, you are.

Can I stick this in the back?

I'm afraid the back seems to be occupied at the moment.

Oh, yeah.

Right. What's going on?

OK, here's the thing.

I want to take some time off to thought my head out.

What's you going on about? You can't just dump it in there.

I told you nothing.

Look, I'll give you a little promotion to temporary manager.

Do it come with a pay rise?

Five percent.

I want 30. 20.

And I need an assistant.

Well, now you've been enough.

Go to my term. Meet them on it. Mother walks.

You've been watching The Wire again, haven't you?

OK. OK!

I'll advertise immediately.

Good day!

Touch the dog, he's been rolling.

Paula left me.

She's moved into a flat.

Actually, it's a bed set.

Well, how do you know?

Fancy a cuppa?

What am I going to do without sis?

Oh, come on, it's not that bad.

She's gone through a funny phase, that's all.

But why has she gone off me like that?

What's wrong with me?

Nothing, Prash.

You're lovely.

No.

No. But you've got to let go of me now, love.

You've got to pour the tea.

Right?

Hey,

I tell you what'll cheer you up.

Have a look at them photos.

They're trying to get inspired for this reunion.

I might go with Kate Bush.

Do you reckon she's going to be mental?

Who, Kate Bush?

No, Paula.

You know, like Uncle Billy did.

Maybe. I need you to talk to her for me, Stella.

Persuaded to come to counselling, Peshman said communication is key.

If we can just sit down together in a room with him and talk... All right.

I'll have a word.

Oh,

school leavers' dance, 1988.

Christ, that's great of us.

Wasn't she not long ago, really?

You looked after me all night, do you remember?

Cos no -one wanted to dance with a pregnant girl.

Except Alan.

I only came cos I wanted to get off with your mate.

Which one? I bet it was Shelley Evans.

Everybody wanted to get off with Shelley Evans.

No.

It was Paula.

No!

No!

Where do you want it?

Stick up there.

Better safe.

I was wondering when I saw you here the other day if the fella in number six was

nutty.

Obviously not.

No, I'm not here in a professional capacity, Anton.

It's personal.

Loud and clear, Paula.

Loud and clear.

Make us a drink.

I like it.

It's got the unmistakable touch of... woman.

Well, I just wanted to make it feel mine.

Make it warm and inviting.

Oh, you've done that all right, but then you would.

There's an old Mexican proverb that says, the house does not rest upon the

ground, but upon the woman who do live in the house that do rest upon the

ground.

Well, you're my first guest.

So I guess that makes it my house, won't it? I guess you do.

This is the day.

You're allowed to stay.

Affabit! Affabit!

Affabit! Stop!

workforce, is it?

Oh, you lamb.

Word spread like wildfire, Luke.

I already got three interviews lined up for tomorrow, eh?

I reckon you'd be very good with a grief -stricken, you know.

Nah, I'm allergic to death, me.

At least I can have my first day in.

Yeah, that's what they all say, Daddy, and I don't believe a word of it.

Bless him. He tries his best, but we all know he'll always be a social outcast

in the eyes of this town.

What's that mean?

I'm very well, thank you.

But I asked you where you were going.

Keep going.

You're doing really well.

Of course.

Look, I'll see you tonight.

Son? Yeah?

You never really mentioned it, but Alia, did she say anything to you?

About what?

By me and her at the ball.

You know, when I slapped her in the top.

Cos I'll say sorry if you want. Do you want me to say sorry to her? What? No.

Don't be mental. You've got nothing to apologise for.

Oh, you're so lovely.

Oh, give me a break, will you?

No, it's not like that.

It... Great.

Need a hand?

What? No, I'm all right.

Obviously you're not.

Give me a... Cheers.

It's OK.

I thought I'd know you from somewhere.

Your face is, um... I don't know.

I think I just got one of them faces.

You don't want to lose this, do you, mate?

How old?

Nineteen. No, I meant the baby.

Oh, God, sorry for a muppet. Um, he's five months.

Well, thanks anyway.

No worries.

Where are you heading?

The community centre.

I can get to it down this way, can't I?

Yeah, it's for the baby thing. It goes to that, I think.

It's just down there on the right. You can't miss it. Full of screaming babies.

So, today we're going to take a closer look at the fascinating bloody subject

blood.

Any vampires, please leave the room now.

Sorry, sorry.

Quick as you can.

Later we'll be happy to look at them.

What you fall for You hear my heart

gain And I'll throw it all away But what

you fall for

Educational. Sorry.

Oh, for God's sake, you are pathetic.

Open.

Two steps.

Done it.

Hello, gorgeous.

Leah, we really need to talk.

Oh, I don't like the sound of that. Sit down. No, you're all right. Look, all

this, you know, it's got to stop.

I'm married.

I love my wife.

I don't want anyone else.

Sorry.

What?

You're right. I've been an idiot. I just can't help myself sometimes.

I want us to be mates, you know.

But nothing more than that.

Will you forgive me?

Of course. Don't be daft.

Right, well, turn around a minute. I've got a surprise for you. Leah, what are

you doing? Turn around!

It's nothing horrible. It's nice.

If he's an alcoholic, I'm strictly not drinking to the weekend, so don't

Okay, you can turn back now.

Still want it to stop?

Bloody hell.

You're going to come next time, you reckon?

Yeah, probably.

Because it's better than being stuck in the house, isn't it? Yeah.

I'm Emma, by the way. Zoe.

Excuse me, who's in charge here?

I am.

Hello. Well, I really must insist that you vacate the premises now. My

rehearsal's starting in ten minutes. I need to warm up.

Come along.

Chop, chop.

I've got to go.

Yeah, me too.

I'll walk with you if you want. No, sorry.

I can't hang around.

Is everything all right?

Yeah.

Next Saturday we're having an amcaram. Like a baby naming for Abra.

You can come if you want.

Oh, I don't know.

Bring your fella, if you've got one.

Yeah, I've got one.

You know the newsagents on London Road? It's the flat above it.

Be really nice if you came.

Thanks. I'll see.

I've got to go.

Stella. Hey, you.

You know about wigs, don't you?

Yeah?

I need to get a big long black one for the reunion.

You've decided then?

Kate Bush, is it? Yeah.

Hey,

you witness who I'm going as.

Ta -da!

Boy George.

Yes?

Do you know what I love most about you, Al?

What?

You're one of life's optimists.

Thanks.

on with this lot somebody to

Is everything all right?

No, it's not.

This isn't going to make me popular, but I have to follow my heart.

And my ears.

I'm sorry, but I want Jagged Heath to be our lead singer.

Mrs. Barclay, I can't. You most certainly can.

You have a gift.

Not to share it would be a crime against music.

Don't do this to me, Hilary.

Oh,

put a sock in it, Daddy.

You're nothing but a troublemaker, you are.

This is my group and my word goes.

If anyone has a problem with it, then I think you'd better leave right now.

I should think so, too.

Now, back to business.

Jagadish, take your position, please.

What are you doing here?

Oh, well, that's a nice way to greet your guest.

Sorry, I... Well, when I'm expecting you, that's all.

Oh, Presh, look at this date with you.

You look completely shagged.

This has all gone out of hand, Paul.

You and Di, you need to sit down and talk.

He wants you to go to counselling to see this fella, Peshman, and he's made an

appointment for the two of you for Friday night. Just say you'll go,

Be out in a minute.

How come?

He lives downstairs.

Needed a shower, so... Haven't he got his own?

Nice. I can't look that out.

You've got better water pressure than me.

And you've got top floor.

Oyster. Yanto.

So, bed's at land, then.

How does it feel to have this one on top of you?

It was unexpected, still.

I'll say that much.

OK.

Maybe we'll catch you later, yeah? Right.

Bye.

Don't judge us too harshly, Stella.

Sometimes the animal within just takes over.

You know who it is.

You have got to be joking me.

Yeah, I mean, I thought it was a bit premature taking a trip to the pound

but this, this... I'm a different person, Stella. I can't explain it.

It's like something's come over me.

No, not just Yanto.

I feel like a phoenix rising from the grave. Ashes.

What? Phoenix rising from the ashes.

Stella, I have been living with death all my life. I even married a man called

Di. If I don't change things now, I never will. Oh, for God's sake.

Starting with my hair. I'm thinking of going blonde.

You need help.

Yeah, you're right, because ginger's a bugger to bleach. No, professional help.

With all this.

Di is right. You need to see this Peshman fella and Sharpish. Who are you

tell me how to live my life? Look at the cock -up you made of you and Sean.

Me and Sean went out for five months. You and Di, you've been together for 24

years. You can't just walk away.

What are you doing?

You can bloody well come and stay with me if you won't go on to die. But I

signed a lease.

Plus bananas.

You do this.

No, no, no, no, no. You hold it. Mum will go mental if she catches me with

newsprint on my fingers again.

She'll think I've been at the chips.

Ashley Banjo.

I love Ashley Banjo.

Everybody loves Ashley Banjo.

Even Banjo loves Ashley Banjo.

That's probably because they're related.

He's coming to Cardiff soon. We've got to dance.

And you know who really loves Ashley Banjo?

Bethan. Oh, you don't stand a chance with her.

She's twice as tall as you for starters.

No. Come on, let's do it.

Right, but I'm not doing any country dancing.

That ruined your tooth for me, that did. No way. We'll do break dancing.

Popping and locking.

Totally old school.

All right, boys?

Hiya. Hey, doing well with the collective?

Already got £1 ,300.

Well done.

I'd offer you both a lift home, but...

The petrol's monitored, so I'll have to charge her.

See you.

What do you reckon, then?

I'm in.

But if we win, I'm buying Dad the rugby pitch. Right?

Right.

Oh, hiya.

I didn't hear you come in.

Hi.

We've been having a little nap, haven't we, Abra?

You made it, see?

Oh, thanks, babe.

Oh, we had a lush day today, didn't we?

We signed Peter Poynter a playgroup, and we made a new friend, Jack.

Oh, his mum's ever so nice.

So we're namers.

I've invited her to the Nam Karam. That's all right, isn't it?

And I've been thinking, are you going to invite any of your uni friends?

No, I don't think so.

See how you feel, is it?

I don't mind if you do.

Aw.

I proper missed you today, I have.

He's chewing up bread, will he? He just kicks me all the time. It's like he's

doing karate in his sleep.

Yeah, well, you'll have to put up with it for a bit until your Aunty Paula

to her senses and goes home to her husband.

Yeah, when's that going to be? Never. It's over.

Oh, bollocks, it is. She's seen a therapist tonight, Brett. He's going to

her out. Will he eat my tie, though?

He'd better bloody not do. Alex Marvel's probably going to eat my tie once.

And he spent an entire day thinking he was a pack of crisps.

I'm going back to bed.

Back to Lilo, anyway.

Oh, no, you're not, good girl. You are coming costume shopping with me. No way

am I leaving you on your own.

You've got to help me. You're my only hope.

I'm being kept here against my will. Tell the authorities.

Mum, I might be a bit late tonight.

Me and little Al are going to see Bobby if I've got the dance.

All right, but don't nag him if you don't want to help, all right? You've

enough on his plate with this one bunking off.

Yeah, he mowed.

Where the agency dug that one from, I'll never know.

I know.

Every single one of them have been dreadful.

Well, look, we'll just have to ask Stella to fill in for a bit, at least

knows the ropes.

Well, she would certainly do the cash.

I have the highest.

I hope you've come the top up on your prepay, because at the moment you're

getting nothing more than the basic.

No, what it is, I saw that sign in the window.

And I thought to myself, Auntie Brenda, now is the time. Cease the moment!

Hey, hang on, good girl.

This job requires some heavy lifting.

I'm not after the job, Bob. I'm after Daddy.

To come bowling.

Tenpen. Crown cream.

Is it blood?

Outdoor. Fours?

Pairs. Well, it's your call.

Well,

maybe it's time you started again, then, isn't it?

Excellent. Come on, Billy Trigg will lend you some whites.

You'd be better off coming around with me than drinking

that crap.

All right?

I hear you and Paul are having problems.

I'm going for counselling.

That's good.

You've got the right answer, Rob.

Don't get too close to no -one, then you can't get hurt.

I don't know.

It's fucking lonely sometimes.

Are you getting on all right with Stella, don't you?

No.

It didn't quite work out as I planned.

Life never does.

What are you going to ask tonight, by the way?

I'm not.

Ah. I think you'd look good as Adamant.

I see it.

Don't be fooled by Dorothy's chat about arthritis.

She's on a heavy dose of nebumatone and she gets a bit of weed from her

grandson, so she's nimble as a whippet.

And me and Eric have history, so you leave him to me, all right? There's no

honey trap, but I do know how to push his buttons, if you get what I'm saying.

Let's do this.

Rook Stella's boy.

Think of him as my boy as well.

Raised him up alongside my two, as if he was one of my own. All right, Carly,

making me sound like Mowgli now.

Don't let us keep you, Di.

He's got a bit of a reputation, that one. Oh, he's a changed man.

That was them milkshakes he was on.

Roy's rage, it was.

He's good as gold now.

Come on, then.

Come on.

There's another, if ever I saw one.

Lenny Mack.

Knew him when I was inside.

That's why.

All the people stare to his face, like, because he's a crazy twat.

Yes!

Stick with me, kid. I think we've got a future together.

If it's about the job, then I'm afraid you're too young.

We're doing got to dance.

And we need a choreographer.

We need you.

Got a dance with Ashley Banjo?

Why me?

Because you're the only person in Ponderberry who owns a pair of ballet

That does make me.

But it'll take a lot of hard work and a lot of determination. Nay, grit.

Have you got the grit?

Yes, Bobby. I said, have you got the grit? Yes, Bobby.

We can't pay you.

I wouldn't be in it for the money, Ben. God, no.

I'd be in it for the glory.

Well, I'll walk into that reunion.

I'll all be like... No way, Carl.

You haven't aged a day, man.

Seven.

Thirty.

Nine. Carl!

Carl! I bet you can still do the monkey ropes in the hall.

I bet I bloody can, too.

Three.

What are you doing?

Hello again.

How are you? I was just looking for someone.

Can I help?

No, I mean I was looking for... What are you doing here?

Sorry, babe. I went out for milk and now I can't find my key.

Do you want something or what?

What is wrong with you?

Are you doing this to wind me up?

No, of course not.

Go and wait till you're mammed.

I'll call you when I get home.

Can't you just give me you and me? I said wait till your mom's. Are you deaf

what?

Well, go on, then.

Hey, Tom.

Okay.

I'm going to this 80s thing.

I know.

Adamant is already here.

Right. Please.

Welcome.

Have no fear.

Remember, the first step is the deepest.

In this room, there are no rules.

But there is one rule.

We must always hold the feather when we speak.

Yes?

We may nod without the feather.

It's just a little bit, okay?

So, a marriage can seem broken, yes?

But is it?

Think. The flowers grow in the cracks of your pavements.

The violet leaves its fragrance upon the heavy jackboot that crushes it.

It's very simple.

Everything is always, all the time, up to you.

And you. And you.

Sorry.

And you.

Yes. So, to begin.

Guy, please speak to us from your place of pain.

Well, she's not been right for a bit, thinking about it.

And as you know,

things have been different in the bedroom department.

I can't. Yes, you can. Come.

Open your communication canals.

What has been so different of late in the bedroom department, store

Okay.

You really want me to share, do you?

Well, for a start, I slept with someone else.

Hang on. You should really have the feather.

Who? Who did you sleep with?

I slept with Yanto, okay?

Oh, that's a better view, won't you?

Yanto! Follow the procedure.

Yanto!

I should have gone as Roland Ratt. What do you think they're like?

This just looks like I've got a blanket on my back.

Nothing like Martin Kemp. Oh, stop going on, Carl.

You don't hear me complaining.

And I don't even remember the 80s. Hey, look at you two.

Crystal cotton character.

Thanks.

Gary Vass and Newman.

No, I am not Gary Newman.

See, Dean, I told you.

Martin Kemp, Adrian.

Of course.

And stand out.

No, just stand out.

Right?

Come on, girls, the way, have you? Come on, save the club.

Any change?

Oh, I missed the tea.

Thank you.

Save the club, save the pitch.

You come, I don't.

Michael Jackson, ain't I?

God, firstly, this party's all right.

We've had a dream.

She's not really, by the looks.

Well, it's got to be done.

Reunion, innit?

Have you seen anyone yet?

Not really.

Oh, my God.

Don't look.

Where? Two o 'clock.

Not myself.

No. Just walked in. Shelly Evans.

Has she gone yet?

You told me not to look.

Why are you waiting for me anyway? Because we're not speaking, are we?

Remember when... I was first going out with Rob.

And he snogged her at Michael Cash and Jones's house in 1986.

I didn't speak to him for 90. They haven't spoken to her, has they? I think

you'll find she snogged me.

Hi, Rob.

Who are you supposed to be?

Oh, you know, that fella from Top Gun.

Oh, spooky.

Tom Cruise is in the building.

These sunglasses won't last five minutes.

Don't wear them.

We can sell you the Hoff or the Fonz.

What's that fit all like? Well, no one's going to care who we've come as once I

get a few of these down there. You both look great in them. Ah, cheers.

Nice to get coincided when you're still in the country.

When are you going back then?

Oh, I'm not going anywhere until I find out what happened to Geth in Powell.

With a tender industrial estate.

Works for Carphone Emporium. You're free to go.

Stella, be nice tonight, is there?

Who are you, then? The half, is it?

Oh, my God, you just said Martin Tweed's coming.

How was Martin Tweed? Just a coat, please.

Do you remember Tweed? He tore my... He started around the garage on Lamphy

Road. Before it was a Merkle's.

You know him?

Had a thing with Shelley Evans.

Well, that doesn't narrow it down very much. Who didn't have a thing with

Shelley Evans, eh, Carl?

Who was she, then? The Shelley Evans girl?

There he is!

Do you remember Martin to me? Because I can't place him.

Missing Paula.

No, yeah, crash.

Hey, try some of this. It's lush.

It's like a bot.

Make sure after now, you see a grown man fall apart like that. Sure. Did you? My

God, is that Trevor Mackey?

Whoa.

Time had not been kind.

Shelley Evans.

Robbie Moore.

Bloody hell, you look amazing.

Oh, do I? I was going to go for Alexa McColby, and then I thought, no,

you are way more perfect for Carrington.

And I was right.

I am.

God, it's good to see you again.

I haven't forgotten you years either, you see.

I could catch San Jones, you know.

Hi, Stella, and I were just talking about that.

Would you like a drink?

He never said.

Rian Evans.

Trevor cocking Mackie as I live and breathe.

Still got that Kawasaki?

No, I, uh, I let it go.

Got a car now.

Bordeaux.

Lovely shade.

And I got a favorite.

You haven't changed one.

Jerry Evans is here, exactly the same as ever.

You look fat.

Oh, I don't feel it.

That's where I was, I don't know, with the cashman. Are you pissed?

Yeah.

I wish I was.

Come on.

No, you look best.

No, you do.

No, honestly, you do, really.

Crystal was way more curvy than I am. Was she?

I don't remember.

Not my generation.

I was in like infants when you lot was here.

Who's that for?

Shirley, is it?

Thanking you.

Oh, blue moons, it takes me back.

Are you not having one?

No, I'm driving.

Cheers.

So, you're living in Cardiff now, then? Yeah, for my sins.

It's not as glamorous as Vancouver, I know, but it has its moments.

I'm sure.

It's great to come home once in a while, but Christ, look at this lot.

Doesn't it make you glad you got away, Rob?

Ah, it's not that bad.

It's the people that make a place, really, innit?

Come on, just get in!

Never!

Well,

it was really helpful, you know, getting it all... out in the open, but I

thought Di was going to kill me at one point when I told him about the Anton.

You bloody idiot!

You know they're both here, don't you?

Anton!

Are you out to be messy with my wife?

All right, Di?

Are you just going to go and do something?

I'll be with you in a minute, but...

No, no. I was just commenting that it's funny how people don't change, do they?

Not really.

Come on. Come on.

Come on.

I know I'm funny, but she has an intimate... How

much of that stuff have you had?

I don't know what I'll do if Di and Paul get divorced.

Yeah.

Like a national institution.

Well, Ponteberry Institution.

By rights, we should be smoking them Sobrani cocktails.

Remember them?

Yeah.

You're allergic to the gold tips.

Sorry I'm not very nice to you, Rob.

That's okay.

It's because I don't know how to handle you.

You're unhandle -able -able.

You're so fancy, Shelley Evans.

What do you think?

You always did that, answering my questions with a question.

You want to kiss me, don't you?

I know you do. There's no point pretending you don't.

We always did good kissing, didn't we?

Yep.

Yep, we did.

I think I'd better get you home.

So you can shag me.

Come on.

My car's just over there.

Just in case.

Come on, get into bed and have sex with me.

I'm very, very good in sex.

I am beyond mortified, embarrassed, humiliated and framed.

Everyone has their price, Alan.

You've got to believe me, this has nothing to do with me. You were the best

thing that's happened to me since I got out of Ellman Province.

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