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Hmm.

Show me. That's it.

oh my god oh

my

god

do down here?

Well, Dr.

Banner and myself are working on a project.

We're trying to tap into the massive reserves of human strength

that most of us only use about 20 % of.

So, is that why you brought me here? To talk to me about my accident?

Yes, Mrs. Smalls.

And you're not the only one we've spoken to.

I've interviewed many people just like you. People who, for whatever reason,

have been able to summon incredible strength when faced with life or death

situations.

But I'm not strong like that now.

We know.

But you'd be surprised how much stronger you are than you think.

You see, strength is relative.

Here, let me show you something.

Alright, let's just move.

Now I want you to try and break the egg by squeezing it as hard as you can.

But the egg won't break.

No, it won't.

So, why don't you tell us about the night you and your husband drilled that

hooker? Well, it was a few months back.

My husband and I, we got real heavy into the whole swing thing.

Sometimes one just isn't enough.

Ooh, nice.

Yeah. I like the setup, huh? All for you.

Mm -hmm. We're going to have some fun.

Yes, we are.

Hey. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

He's got a lovely fucking cock.

Show that cock.

Let me

see

those eyes.

How's that pussy down there?

So good.

You got

a little bit

of energy.

Yes! Yes! Yes!

Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

Yes! Yes!

Yes!

Oh, I love watching that fucking pussy take down Carl in the car.

Yeah. Oh, my goodness.

Oh,

my goodness.

Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness.

Oh, yeah. Oh,

yeah.

Yeah, take that fucking cup.

Yeah, I see it fucking coming. Yeah, I see it fucking wet.

Yeah, that pussy feel wet.

Oh, yes. Roll that cock around in my fucking pussy.

Cock in my fucking pussy.

Mm -hmm.

Get rid of that fucking cock.

Go deep in the pussy.

Yeah, bury it.

Yeah, bury the cock in my pussy.

Oh shit.

Get a nice little wet.

Oh shit.

Oh,

it's such a nasty fucking whore.

Fuck yeah. Oh

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh!

Oh!

I like watching you get fucked by this big frog.

Oh, yeah, nice and slow like that.

Oh, yeah.

Try that.

I like watching your giant cock win her tight pussy.

Oh, yeah.

Take it.

Throw that pussy on that big cock.

Yeah. Yeah. I love how you fucking throw that pussy on your husband's cock.

Yeah. Oh, yes.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, you fucking slut. You come again.

You want to watch him take my pussy? Yeah, I do.

Oh no, I gotta get that. I gotta get this.

Come here.

Come here.

Yeah, come here.

Fuck yeah.

Yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Yeah, she's getting it ready for me. Like, watch me on the fucking spot.

you get it. Call me by the clock.

Yeah, you like me on the clock.

Such a good fucking phone.

Fuck yeah.

That pussy phone's so good.

Yeah, spread those legs for me, just like that.

That pussy.

That pussy.

Yeah. That cock and that pussy. That pussy. Oh,

fuck it.

Oh, fuck it.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm

-hmm.

Thank you.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, that's good.

Yeah, that's good.

Just like that. Mm -hmm. Keep that.

Yes.

Oh. Oh, man.

Oh, shit.

Mm. Oh.

Oh.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Oh, God. You like him giving you? Yeah. Giving you that, huh? Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Oh, shit. Mm -hmm.

Oh, my God.

Yeah

Yeah, nice, nice, nice.

You want

some

more? You want some more?

Give her some more. Give her some more, baby. She wants some more of that

fucking good coffee.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, watch you go in there.

Look at it. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

There you go. Nice.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Nice.

Oh, my God. Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Yeah, that's a good one

Spread those legs, woman.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God, yes.

I'll see you.

Yeah, keep rubbing that pussy.

Rub that fucking pussy.

Mm -hmm. Watch that cock go in that pussy. Oh.

Stretching right to my fucking butt.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Fucking take the car. Uh -huh. Yeah.

It fucking works. It fucking works.

Take care of my son. Oh, yeah.

Oh,

shit.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm

-hmm.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Oh, hey.

Hey, your pussy's not looking too good.

Oh, shit.

Here we go.

Are you going to come on that fucking cock? Yeah, I need to get one now.

I'll hold this leg open for you. Yeah, you fucking come for me.

Look at you. Look at you. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I'm trying to throw it on you.

Get that fucking nut flat. Yeah.

You can taste her fucking cum. Yeah, you can suck that cum in there.

Yeah, I need a nut. Mm -hmm. I'm gonna bust a nut so bad.

Yeah. Yeah.

Jump on her. Yeah.

Oh.

Oh, look at that ass. Yeah.

Fucking beautiful.

Oh. Mm -hmm. Yeah. Make my pussy fucking cum.

Yeah, I do. Oh, God. Yeah, give her what she's gonna want. Yeah, I want that

fucking nut. Yeah?

Yeah. Oh, I love that clit on my hand.

Mm -hmm. Yeah.

Mm -hmm. Oh, yeah.

Ooh. Oh, God. Ooh.

Yeah.

Oh. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, fill me up, baby.

Yeah, fill me up. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Will your wife come?

Yeah.

Take

it, girl.

Take that cock like you like it.

Take it.

It's fucking hot.

It's beautiful.

Give it to your wife.

Give her some.

Yeah, that nice thick cock.

Yeah,

bounce up and down.

Yeah, you like that? Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Make me fucking cum. Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, shit.

Yeah, make me cum. I want to fucking cum so bad.

Oh, gosh.

Yeah.

Fuck.

Fuck. Oh, you guys are sexy as fuck.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Get to my hole.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Fucking tight.

Yeah.

Make me fucking cum. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Make me cum.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, God.

Yeah. What?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, yeah?

Oh,

shit,

here.

Come on. Come for us, baby.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, yes. Oh, so much.

Oh, shit.

Yeah. Yeah.

That's a soft dick. Yeah, it's soft.

I drained him.

Yes, you did.

I didn't get my nut.

I was so goddamn mad when Harold gypped me from coming, I couldn't even see

straight. But I held it together like the good wife that I am.

Even when he told me we had to give this skanky -ass bitch a ride home to her

pimp, I didn't say nothing.

And believe me, That took some fucking doing.

So you weren't wearing your seatbelt?

Harold kept telling me to put my seatbelt on.

But I was livid.

I just sat there staring off at the space.

And then the whole world just slipped right upside down.

As far as I might, I just couldn't lift that car.

But then...

Something just happened.

Seeing the man I love having to shake off the titty of some snaggletooth

so to give St. Peter a proper greeting was enough to summon the spirit of

himself all roomy.

Lifting that car got real easy. There was no damn way I was going to let death

have my man.

Not before I had him first.

Excuse me.

Damn it.

How can a 25 -year -old woman who weighs all of 95 pounds, soaking wet, find the

strength to pick up a one -and -a -half -ton car to save her husband? And I

couldn't do the same thing for Laura.

You heard her.

She was jealous.

Wait a minute. Tell me that jealousy trumps love?

What kind of crazy universe do we live in?

It's a good universe, David.

Sometimes you just get a bad break.

I just don't get it. What made these people so strong?

What's the connection?

We'll figure it out, David.

I promise.

Dr. Bannon.

Yeah. McGee. Jack McGee. National Magazine.

If you have a minute, I'd like to interview you.

No, thanks.

Oh, come on, Doc.

This research you're doing is hitting people right where they live.

Everybody would like to be able to tap into their inner strength.

Surely you can tell me something about that.

Mr. McGee, I've seen your magazine.

The only thing you're interested in reporting on are alien abductions,

Liberace's latest love affair, and the lost city of Atlantis. I don't fit in

of those categories.

My answer is going to be no.

Now, if you'll excuse me.

Can't blame the guy for crying.

Look at that.

What? Those high levels of adenine and thymine present in Mrs. Small's blood.

I've seen those in some of our other subjects.

Hypen, Mr.

William... Again, high levels of adenine and thiamine.

Try Mr.

Gar.

And again, why did we not notice this before?

How'd the wheel go unadventured so long with all those rocks rolling around?

Who are you checking now?

Me.

If your theory is correct, the high levels of adenine and thiamine accounted

the sudden birth of the drink, that would make mine on the low end, wouldn't

Higher levels than the others.

I'm sorry, Dave.

It was worth a shot, right?

The more commonalities we eliminate, the closer we become to finding the true

connection.

You're right, Elaine, you are.

We are getting close. I feel like we're getting so close we can just reach out

and touch him.

If we only knew where to reach.

And when it finally comes, you'll be surprised to find out how close it's

all along.

I know the feeling, Dr. Banner.

I know it well.

Dr. Mark, Dr. Banner, I've been looking for you everywhere.

Yes, Sally, what is it?

Naked Jack's in here.

So, what do they call you?

Dr. Foxy?

Mr. Jackson, I assure you it's not Dr. Foxy.

Was I asking you, Dr. Uptight?

Let's just get on with the interview.

Sure, Mama.

Anything for you.

So, tell us everything that happened the night of the earthquake.

Did it.

Bicentennial weekend.

Mr. Jackson is in a patriotic sort of mood, so I invite over a few ambassadors

of the, uh, he made it this way, to come check out my own personal fireworks

display.

Thank you.

Oh, yeah.

Oh my God.

Thank you.

Push it some more. A little more. A little more pushing.

A little more pushing.

Who wants to take my -

Those fucking pussy.

Thank you. Thank

you.

Holy fuck.

Oh, my

God.

Thank you.

Let my ball be with you.

Let my ball be with you.

Holy shit.

Holy

shit.

Fucking good. Oh,

God, this is so fucking good.

Oh,

my God.

Thank you.

Fuck me hard, please. Fuck me hard. Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my God.

Fuck.

Oh, my God.

You can feel that? You fucking feel me crunch from your fucking dick like that?

Yeah.

right as I'm about to blast off my rocket's red glare.

Talk about a cop block.

But Mr. Jacks wasn't having it. See, when Mr. Jacks starts something, Mr.

won't finish it.

I had one pop shot to go.

And in the name of life, liberty, and a happy penis, I lifted up that statue and

I gots to get it.

I can save three women. Three!

And I can't even... What the hell is the world coming to?

But David, don't you see?

I think we might have just found the link we've been looking for.

The link?

What link?

The only link I see is this. It's like everybody we talk to seems to be getting

laid more than me.

David, enough!

I'm sorry, but I need you to listen.

Can you calm down for me, please?

Look, I'm sorry, okay?

What is it?

You said it yourself.

Everybody we've been talking to has been having sex.

The last two people we interviewed both admitted to having sex immediately prior

to their respective summonings.

But dig a little deeper.

What else do they all have in common?

Coit has been erupted.

That's right.

Both Mrs. Smalls and Mr. Jacks... were denied orgasm right before they were

to access their inner reserves of strength.

David, did you have sex the day of Laura's accident?

Yeah. And did you, you know, finish?

Of course.

No wonder you weren't able to lift the car.

It's sexual frustration, David.

Sexual frustration is the link.

Maybe, maybe, maybe. But we're going to have to run some tests.

So we're going to need subjects.

I know just the lab rats to ask.

Okay, guys, you can, um, well... Cool.

All right, now, denying you orgasm after three solid hours of sexual activity is

going to be quite difficult.

But, I must repeat, it's quite imperative to the experiment.

We're testing rises in strength based on sexual frustration, which means you

have to stay frustrated, no matter how bad you want to become, unfrustrated. Do

I make myself clear?

Crystal, doctor.

Yes, sir.

Okay, let's get started

Oh yeah.

Wow.

Ooh.

What did I do? You know what you did. You just ruined it. Three hours on an

experiment. You know BJ's in love with you.

Calm down, David.

Let's not cry over spilt milk here.

Do you think this is funny?

You know what, Elena?

off the deep end while I sat there with my fingers crossed hoping that you

wouldn't hurt me?

Don't be ridiculous. You know I would never hurt you.

is of none of your concern.

Now, good night.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Wait a second now.

Maybe you would feel better if you got it off your chest.

Like telling me about that sexy little experiment that you and Dr. Banner had

going on last night.

No, no, no. Not so fast.

You show me yours, I'll show you mine.

How about I just suck your dick,

And we'll call it even.

Seriously?

No!

Uh, Dr. Banner, can I talk to you for a second? Sure, B .J. What is it?

Um, I don't want to speak out of turn or nothing, but don't you think you were a

little rough on Dr. Marks back there?

I mean, it doesn't take a genius to think of the wrong of you.

And I can't imagine what you've been thinking with all those nasty words of

yours in her head.

Look, B .J., I'm sorry. I really am sorry.

Well, don't tell me. Tell her.

I will. I will. But anything else? Anything at all?

Yeah, actually, I don't know how to tell you that, but... You know the test

results you wanted to cross -reference with the lab back in Denver?

Sure. We won't be able to get the results for that until probably Tuesday

earlier. Tuesday?

What happened? What's the holdup?

Gamma radiation is jamming this signal to the Filofax line, so we can't spin

nothing out or get nothing in.

I don't know, let's be fun spots or something.

Wait a minute, wait a minute.

Gamma rays can interfere and jam phone signals?

Gamma Wraith can do all sorts of nasty -ass shit.

Kind of like the doctors I know.

He needs pride.

Later, Dr. B.

Yeah.

Talk to you later.

Gamma Wraith.

You're right on when you are. We are getting close. I feel like we're getting

close we can just reach out and touch him.

These peaks indicate days of high gamma reactivity.

These are the names of the test subjects used and the corresponding date of

their event.

If I cross -reference this information with my own, I then

find the missing link.

Gamma ray.

Gamma ray.

Come on. Come on.

Answer.

Elena, pick up.

Elena, pick up.

How can a 25 -year -old woman who weighs more than 95 pounds find the strength

to pick up a woman who had it in the car and save her husband? I couldn't do the

same thing for Laura.

It's so tight.

It's my secret.

Thank you so much.

out for bears.

What? What do you mean? I didn't know that.

What do you mean he recalibrated the machine? When?

Last week.

That little white piece of tape on the dial, the one you thought read 300 ,000

rads, it was actually set to 2 million.

Like I said, when the tire blew out, everything

went black.

I remember his reflection in the water.

His? I mean, there was another man's reflection in the water,

but it was me, but it wasn't me, but it was.

But he was so much more than a man. I mean, his eyes, his eyes were white.

They were my eyes.

Yeah,

but first we need to know exactly what we're dealing with.

And the only way to do that is to make it happen again.

How?

Come safe?

Well, it's not the risk, but it's gonna have to do.

I was thinking, is this, like, strong enough? I mean, if I were to change?

With walls made of three feet of adamantium steel and windows made of

inches of Invisibar reinforced plexi, this thing could hold a rhino on its

wedding day.

It'll be safe.

Yeah, but it's not my safety I'm worried about.

Don't worry about me, Dr. Banner.

Come on, let's get that out.

What's the scene that led up to the last thing you can remember?

It was dark.

Also, there was lightning that night.

It was raining also.

I read about things when I found this bag full of million dollars.

Well, I figured you made it rain and lightning. I was going to see what else

could do.

I remember

there was a blowout in the car and I pulled over on the side of the road to

to fix it.

But after that, I can't remember.

I can't remember.

Okay, well, this is dark.

Do you feel anything?

Nothing, just a ring.

have I been asleep?

Not long.

A few minutes, Todd.

Why didn't you wake me?

What are you doing?

Speaking of sleep, it's time you got something to help.

Towel off and grab some shut -eye, and we'll try again later.

She's scared.

He's laying on the wall.

He's trying to get out.

He's trying to

get

out.

David, you're bleeding.

To help you, I need to take your blood.

But to do that, you've got to hold still for me, okay?

Yes,

Doc, what is it?

Dr. Banner? David Banner?

There we found a...

were attacked.

Fortunately, your car was pretty tore up and attacked.

Was anybody hurt?

No, the girls are fine.

As fine as anybody could be coming across something packing that much meat.

Oh, come on. It wasn't that big.

I mean, nothing's that big. Not even this.

Whatever it was.

I like to call it the Hulk.

What do you like to call it?

Mr. McGee, I warned you about making false accusations like that.

Shut up. Look, Banner, I know you know something about this thing.

If Officer Donuts here doesn't have the balls to get the truth out of you, rest

assured I do.

Now, if you want this story told in anything but your own words, say goodbye

your last chance.

Goodbye, Mr. McGee.

Those girls could have been killed.

No, they couldn't.

How can you be so sure?

I mean, one of them shot me.

Why would she do that if I wasn't trying to hurt her?

Hey, look at me.

David Banner is not the killer.

But I wasn't David Banner.

I was... it.

And who knows what it is capable of?

I do.

I've looked into his eyes, and do you know what I saw looking back at me?

I saw you.

You're still in there.

And you're not a killer.

But how do you know?

I just do.

But how?

Because I... I just do.

Look,

what...

What happens if I stay like this forever?

Or it gets worse.

I change into the Hulk.

Permanently.

I've got an idea.

Something's on your way.

I'm up for anything.

I'm going to call Jack.

I'm going to find out what's going on that kills me.

Whatever Mark's and Ben are up to, I know it's got something to do with this

thing and those two girls at the campsite.

I just know it.

What are you doing?

Please stop, Will.

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh my

gosh.

Yes?

Yeah? Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh, fuck.

God.

God, get to me. Get to me.

Yeah? Get to me.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Come on.

Yeah.

You're going to give it to me.

You're going to give it to me.

You're going to give it to me.

Oh, fuck, I'm coming.

Come on.

Oh, my God.

You're going to come for me.

I'm gonna turn it up to 2 ,000 rads and then we'll do your DNA scan

and that should give us some indication whether or not the therapy is working.

Ready?

Here we go.

Same. No change.

Maybe it's just not showing up.

No, we'd see it.

Damn it!

Do us a favor, Dave.

Don't get angry.

Look, let's get out of here.

Let's gather up our research papers and seek safer quarters.

Where? I have a friend in Oregon.

Really nice facility.

We can get some work done.

Besides, it's much safer there than hanging out here waiting for Mr. McGee

buy them.

Let's get our thing.

After you, Dr. Banner.

No, after you.

Good afternoon.

How would you like to find yourself arrested?

That's a good idea. Call the cops.

I'd like to see you explain that.

And that elk -sized footprint over there, too.

All right, that's it. Out.

You finish packing while I take out the trash.

Hold on

a minute. Packing?

We're going on a trip.

And I'm that big green monster on the loose.

Although I do hear that Oregon's very nice this time of year.

I'm warning you.

Don't test me.

Well, what?

You didn't feed me to that big green monster of yours.

I saw how you reacted when that cop was talking about those two girls who were

attacked. A little too concerned.

And if you ask me, I saw what happened.

She let it out of its cage.

This game.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

Don't you realize that you have a responsibility to the people to tell

you know about this thing?

What about working for the public good?

You don't care about the public good. You want to care about yourself.

You want to be the first kid on your block to have a sit -down interview with

the Loch Ness Monster.

Fuck you.

Mr. McGee, don't make me angry.

You won't like me when I'm angry.

Tryptamine gas. Hold your breath.

Stop, I can't go any further.

Sit me down.

David.

There's something I have to say.

Something I've been wanting to say for as long as I've known you.

I love you, David.

Always loved you.

I always will.

It's true what you wrote.

The whole Kittle Lane marks.

I saw what I saw.

I'm going to kill him.

Not if I get to him first.

I've always loved you, Elena.

Always.

Maybe things could have turned out different if I could just have the

tell you the truth.

Maybe you'd still be alive.

Maybe we both would be.

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