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(RuPaul) Previously on RuPaul's Drag Race....

Hey, kitty girl.

The weakest out of everybody, I would say, is Sharon Needles.

Shut up!

(RuPaul) Are you ready to experience a female phenomenon?

Damn!

(Milan) Madame LaQueer--she's not as physical as the rest of us.

Oh!

[screaming]

Madame LaQueer, Chad Michaels.

You are both the winners of this week's challenge.

(Madame) Oh, my God. I feel so great.

I certainly actually proved them wrong.

Attagirl!

The Princess... shante, you stay.

Lashauwn, sashay away.

And tonight...

Music makes the people come together.

The dolls get a special guest...

- Who dat? Who dat? - Hallelujah!

(RuPaul) And testify.

All right.

(RuPaul) With extra-special guest judges

Natalie Cole and Glee's Amber Riley.

I predict this will be and unforgettable episode.

...of NYX Cosmetics,

a one-of-a-kind trip courtesy of ALandCHUCK.travel,

headline Logo's Drag Race tour,

featuring Absolut Vodka--

cocktails perfected--

and a cash prize of $100,000.

And may the best woman win.

Welcome to RuPaul's Drag Race: Season Four RuVealed.

Now get ready for a lip sync that will leave you

kissing and pleasing and hugging and squeezing

together forever and ever and ever!

[laughs]

# May the best woman, best woman win #

[tires squealing]

- Cheesecake. (both) Cheesecake.

Is it gluten-free?

My baby's gone! [wailing] My baby's gone!

Aww!

(Latrice) All of my girls are gone.

This is the real deal.

If you're not on top of your Ps and your Qs,

you'll be X'd.

It is getting real.

Princess, what was it like to lip-synch for your life?

I just had fun with it.

If this is the last time I'm on the stage,

I'm gonna soak it up.

Being in the bottom two was ridiculously awful.

(all) Awww!

(Princess) So I need to step it up a little bit more.

- Peace out. - Deuces.

The bitch could sew.

She sure could.

She was very talented.

Well, she's gone now.

Man your stations.

Do you think you deserve to be in the bottom?

No.

Who do you think deserved to be in the bottom?

Jiggly.

I think if I were to do it over,

after the comment that you said...

The thing is, Princess is very Zen.

She's very quiet.

We needed to be, like, crazy bitches.

I probably would go back and say, "Jiggly can go."

Now, would you just say that because she said something, or--

- [bleep] yeah. - Drama.

[siren blares]

(all) Ooh! (RuPaul) Ooh, girl!

She done already done had herses!

Listen up, glamazons.

America's next drag superstar is no one-hit wonder.

So if you want to live forever, you've got to be a champion.

And with a little bit of love,

even a ladyboy can be a cover girl.

And for the record,

those are all available on iTunes.

[laughter]

[cheers and applause]

Hello, hello, hello.

(all) Hi!

[cheers]

Ladies, for today's mini-challenge,

we're gonna do a little something different.

We're gonna do something for someone else.

- Oh. - Imagine that.

Now, I love making music.

And I'm honored whenever anyone

makes an online video of one of my songs.

But there's one in particular that really moved me.

And I want to share it with you.

[RuPaul's If I Dream]

# If I dream

# Everything I want to be

# If I dream

# All the possibilities

# If you just believe

# In your wildest dreams

# It will come true

# It will come true #

That's Piyah Martell.

She was born with caudal regression syndrome

that prevented her legs from growing.

That hasn't stopped her from dreaming big.

Piyah's always wanted to be a part of RuPaul's Drag Race,

and I've invited her here today.

Oh, pit crew!

Hey, Piyah, girl!

- Wow! - All right, Mama!

- Diva! - Hello, my darling.

Mwah, mwah.

- [giggles] - Now, Piyah, honey.

You were delivering such Mariah Carey realness

in that video.

[laughter]

You're giving me life!

If you really do believe in something,

you can't give up, you know?

And if you dream and dream, one day, it can happen.

Piyah just went right to my heart.

To see her pursuing her dreams, it was very inspiring.

Our mini-challenge today is inspired by you.

Ladies, Piyah has an online following,

and she calls her fans butterflies.

You're gonna create a fashion-forward headpiece

that Piyah can wear in her next video

with these colorful butterflies.

So, ladies, you need to pair up, so pick a partner.

All right, so there's an odd number of queens,

so that leaves Jiggly all alone.

Jiggly, you get to pick which pair you'd like to join.

[chuckles]

Yes! Get 'em, Jiggly!

The pretty girls.

- [laughs] - Say it again.

Now, you've got 20 minutes.

Ready. Set.

- Go. - Aww!

I guess they just really like butterflies.

Run! Give me that!

Ooh, yeah.

Oh, that's gorgeous. Now we're cookin'.

Jiggly, just get that done.

This one's for Piyah, baby.

- Okay, ladies. - Ugh, [bleep].

(RuPaul) Time's up.

- You just have to hold it. - Yeah, I know.

Let's see what you crafty caterpillars have come up with.

The first headpiece is from Milan and Latrice Royale.

The basis of making the headdress

is to make sure that you can actually wear it.

- Yes. - We failed.

You took the words right out of my mouth.

Sharon Needles and Madame LaQueer.

- Yes. - It's very royal wedding.

Pop a little veil on there, and you're ready for a funeral.

[laughter]

From the house of Chad Michaels and Willam,

very tasteful number there.

Is it fly, girl?

Don't be trying to mop it.

From the house of Dida Ritz and The Princess.

I could see Mariah Carey selling this on HSN.

[laughter]

And last and certainly not least,

from the house of Phi Phi O'Hara, Kenya Michaels,

and Jiggly Caliente,

it's a butterfly extravaganza!

So we wanted something that was gonna be

as big and as beautiful as her spirit

and represent her as a whole.

Love it.

So I will consult with the client.

Tell me, darling.

Okay. All right.

And the winner of this mini-challenge is...

Phi Phi, Kenya, and Jiggly.

[cheers and applause]

Let's see how it looks on Piyah.

[growling] Beautiful.

- Gorgeous. - Ow!

[cheers and applause]

Piyah, your ride is here to pick you up

like the queen that you are.

- Thank you, darling. - Thank you.

- Bye, Piyah. - Beautiful.

(RuPaul) We can't wait to see your next video.

Music makes the people come together.

For this week's main challenge,

you'll be producing and starring in infomercials

for my albums Champion and Glamazon.

You'll need to sell each song based on a personal memory,

like your first kiss or your first time in drag.

Phi Phi, Kenya, and Jiggly, you won the mini-challenge.

But, Phi Phi and Kenya, you won the coin toss,

so you two will be team captains.

Phi Phi, you are Team Champion.

Kenya, you're Team Glamazon.

All right, Kenya, pick a queen.

Chad Michaels.

Phi Phi, your turn.

Sharon Needles.

What?

I'm not dumb.

[snickers]

Miss Willam.

Dida Ritz.

Milan.

Latrice the beast. [growls]

Princess!

(RuPaul) All right, two queens left,

Jiggly and Madame LaQueer.

Jiggly, get your butt over here.

[giggling]

(Madame) Again I got picked last.

I thought that Kenya was going to go through for me.

(RuPaul) And that means Madame LaQueer is Team Glamazon.

- Oh. - Going up.

I gave a hand. She rejected it.

Even in sunny Puerto Rico, there is shade.

(Madame) So are the people going to see

that the Puerto Rican girls in the competition

does not help each other?

That's sad. That is very sad.

Ladies, my entire recording career is in your hands.

Gentlemen, start your engines,

and may the best seller win.

- [grunts] - Oh!

God!

I just felt like I was in the team of the busted.

How are you gonna put it all out there?

I think I just haven't been given the opportunity.

Well, I don't know about that.

Shante, you stay. We'll be right back.

Now where were we? Oh, right.

Our challenge today is to make a infomercial

to sell RuPaul's albums Glamazon and Champion.

I have a killer pimple, and I did not know this.

So we had to make testimonials

depending on which song we were assigned.

We had to have choreographed dance, make costumes.

Do you have any plastic necklaces?

Um, I have, like, one turquoise one.

- You want it? - Oh, no. No, no, no, no.

It has to be, like, darker.

Each team got assigned a different album.

So we got Champion.

Are you guys gonna start getting ready or not?

Well, do you want to start

doing choreography and everything?

Oh, yeah, we have to do our choreography.

[bleep].

- Girl. - It's only a little snippet.

Have you listened to it?

Oh!

(Sharon) It's every song off the album.

(Latrice) Yeah.

An hour and a half to do choreography,

plus do the costumes, plus pick our pictures,

and memorize this song and do a dance?

Mm-hmm.

That's why they call it a challenge, girl.

Mm-hmm!

(Latrice) Phi Phi is the team leader.

Definitely, there was a lot of pressure.

We say the captain goes down with the ship.

(Phi Phi) Do y'all's face, like, super fast,

so that way, we can rehearse afterwards.

Can everyone be painted in 30 minutes?

- In 30? - Mm-hmm.

Just put some white powder on your face and look gothic.

That's all we need you to do.

Phi Phi wants to call me goth

and wants to push me into one small box,

which is a box she knows nothing about.

I just felt like I was in the team of the busted.

And I wanted to be in the team of the dusted.

Okay, so what we need to do is come up with a theme.

Maybe we try to put Glamazon--

our animals, our fears, costume to that first and--

Yeah, but because of our time frame,

we got to make sure that everybody

can get something that's universal.

Let's just decide to go on '80s.

I think we all knew that Kenya had a language barrier.

So I decided to take control of that situation and help Kenya.

We have to pick our individual backgrounds

for our individual performance.

Okay, great. Can you find humor in that?

You know what I'm saying? Like--

- In clouds? - Yeah.

Kenya is supposed to be the team leader,

but Milan is stepping in, and I'm sorry.

I don't think it's the language barrier.

All tea, no shade!

You know, it's about this. It's about, "Ha, ha, ha."

The first position for the Superstar.

What is the first position?

It's, um...

# Gonna love you

# As you are

And next--next--

(Milan) Let me sing through it.

I'll try to sing as much as I can.

(Willam) Milan kept talking over Kenya.

- Maybe I-- - Hold on, hold on, hold on.

Hold on, hold on.

It's getting old. It's getting real damn old.

Hello, hello, hello.

Hi, RuPaul.

(all) Hi!

I want to know how my infomercials are coming along.

Come, Mother, come.

Well, hello, Team Glamazon.

- Hi, RuPaul. - Hi, Ru.

Hi!

Willam, what song are you gonna do?

I get to do Click Clack.

And you're a shoe queen, aren't you?

I brought 34 pairs of shoes.

[mouthing words]

I have some great '80s shoes.

Is the whole group dressing '80s?

- Yes. - Whole group.

So, Captain Kenya, how did you decide on '80s?

Personally speaking, I think, as you listen to the album,

there's some '80s influence going on.

We wanted to try to stay true to the essence

and the influences of the album.

Kenya? Who is in charge here?

Is it you or Milan?

- We decided to share it. - Yeah.

(Milan) Because, you know, of the language barrier.

Right.

(Kenya) I think that Milan talked too much.

The English is not my first language.

But I'm trying.

Princess, you've been known here on the show

as sort of the quiet one, the Zen one.

Right, right.

How are you gonna put it all out there?

I think I just haven't been

given the opportunity to do that.

Well, I don't know about that.

We've given you a few opportunities.

You have an opportunity right now to do it.

(Princess) It just sucks to hear that criticism...

Child, please!

Ain't no half-stepping on RuPaul's Drag Race!

Well, well, well. Team Champion.

(all) Hi, Ru.

Phi Phi, you're captain again.

- I am captain again. - How'd that happen?

- I'm just amazing. - You are amazing.

[giggles]

So, Sharon Needles, what song are you gonna do?

I'm going to be doing Cover Girl.

- Cover Girl? - Mm-hmm.

I'm going to be pitching it to an alternative audience

who might think your music is, uh, too dancy.

Wait a minute. Ex-squeeze me?

Well, it is very dancy, but it also, you know,

has other elements to it that I think works

for all audiences.

Uh-huh.

Dida, what song are you doing?

I'm doing Stepford wife dancing to RuPaul's Main Event.

And when she hears this song,

it reminds her of the fun that she had.

Ah.

So maybe she was a Solid Gold dancer in another life?

Maybe, maybe she was one of a pole dancer back in the day.

[laughter]

Now, I'm gonna let you all get to it, okay?

- Thank you, Ru. - All right, bye.

Ladies, gather round.

Remember, you need to connect with the TV audience.

Make 'em laugh. Sell some product.

And pitch your heart out.

Oh, and one more thing.

Don't [bleep] it up!

- Okay. - Amen.

- Bye, Ru. - Bye, Ru.

Bye, Ru.

Are you ready to move some units?

- [sniffs] I'm ready. - Action!

When I first heard RuPaul's Cover Girl--

Cut! Next.

[RuPaul laughs]

Girl from the 6 train.

RuPaul's music...

Okay, I want, um,

a two-piece and a biscuit and, um--oh!

We'll be right back.

Hi!

Here they are, Team Glamazon.

The infomercial challenge is kind of daunting

because we're doing lots of different segments.

There's different outfits to think about.

We have props for you, if you like.

There's some Iron Fist shoes which I designed,

and the pit crew is also included.

You just got to return 'em when you're done.

[laughter]

(Princess) We're shooting the opening scene of the infomercial.

Our team looks phenomenal in our '80s looks.

And we are so ready to do it.

We're gonna do amazing.

(RuPaul) All right, here we go.

Action.

[tango music]

Do the line.

Do the lines.

Awkward!

Now, I know you flubbed a little bit,

but that's okay, that's okay.

Just keep on going.

Hey, Chad.

Is that RuPaul's Glamazon?

Oh, my God. It takes me so far back.

RuPaul's music--

Oh, [bleep].

Order all your favorites and hits now.

The pit crew is standing by.

Uh, you read the-- the line wrong.

- Yeah, it's "Order now." - Order now.

"Get all your favorite hits.

The pit crew is standing by."

Nobody gets their line right the first time.

Order now, and other favorite hits.

The pit crew is standing by.

All right, who's up next?

(RuPaul) You tell me when you're ready.

- [sniffs] I'm ready. - Action!

# Where my girls at

# Make your heels clap

# Where my girls at

# Make your heels clap

#

(RuPaul) Milan is up next.

Before I listened to RuPaul's Superstar, I was so emotional.

But after listening to it,

I found out that the greatest love of all is inside of me.

[sudden silence]

(RuPaul) Yo, you know, that's another artist, actually.

(Michelle) I was gonna say, but you're pitching Whitney there.

Any bitch with common sense

knows you don't channel Whitney Houston

in a RuPaul infomercial.

Thanks, Whitney. We'll call you later.

- Look at you. - She got bones.

No, these are just bones from some, leopard--

(Michelle) A leopardasaurus.

Yeah, some Roberto Cavalli animal or something.

(Michelle) Yes, from a yacht.

(RuPaul) Yes. Love it. All right, here we go.

Action!

# Stand up

# Light a fire up

# A revolution

# Get your rebel on

# Oh, oh, oh

Yeah, cut!

All right, Team Champion.

Phi Phi O'Hara.

She got a 40-ounce.

Girl from the 6 train.

Now it's our team's turn to do the infomercial

to sell RuPaul's album Champion.

And...action.

# And I don't care #

# If people stare

Cut.

Give it all you got this time.

And...action.

# Yeah, up on the flashlights

# No, don't be #

(Phi Phi) I feel amazing during the shoot.

Ru's laughing. Michelle's laughing.

I'm giving 'em, you know, Phi Phi fierce the house down.

# Lookin', don't be jealous of my boogie #

(RuPaul) Action!

When I first heard Ladyboy, my madam said,

"That's not soy sauce in your panties."

Cut. It's not what in your panties?

- Soy sauce. - Oh.

(RuPaul) Sell it. You got to sell it, okay?

But that was-- that's--that's good.

"That is not soy sauce in your panties.

That is happy endings. Semen."

[laughs] Oh, my God.

Honey, I just flooded my basement.

Action!

When I first heard RuPaul's Cover Girl,

I was covered in blood.

I was slaughtering a sacrificial lamb.

Cut.

The thing here is, if it's supposed to be funny,

make it funny.

- Let's do one more. - Sure.

Phi Phi told me to do just my spooky shtick.

Shtick it to 'em, Needles.

(RuPaul) You have one take left.

Make it work for you, okay?

Okay.

Though I may dabble in the black arts,

when I hear RuPaul's music, I see the light.

(RuPaul) Cut.

[sighs] This is a mess.

One day, I was home making a warm apple pie for my husband,

and Main Event came on by RuPaul.

It reminds me of the main event

that happens in the bedroom with my husband.

So you're making a-a sexual innuendo there.

No.

I think you've got to sell that a little bit more.

It reminded me of the main event

that I was gonna get later with my husband.

(RuPaul) Cut.

I like to go as far as possible

and have the director pull me back.

- Okay. - You know?

Okay.

This is bad. I'm feeling nervous.

I'm feeling scared.

I'm really screwing this up right now in front of RuPaul.

It reminded me of the main event

that was gonna happen later on with my husband.

[giggles]

(RuPaul) Okay, cut.

We'll see you on the flip side.

[alarm buzzing]

Rise and shine!

Your country breakfast is ready!

All right, Mami. Elimination day.

- Come on. - No!

I'm so nervous about today.

Why are you nervous?

Because I was terrible.

I'm just shaking in my boots right now

and preparing myself for the worst.

I just felt like I was working with a whole bunch of amateurs.

Sharon's scared because now

he's in the same boat as all of us

and he doesn't have immunity.

And the only reason why he's scared

is 'cause he didn't steal the show.

I stole the show!

(Phi Phi) I don't want to stress out anymore

worrying about what Sharon thinks of me.

I picked a character for her that she can excel in.

She has one good character, so she might as well use it.

Bitch, shut the [bleep] up. This is my team.

Stir that pot!

In that video, you looked uncomfortable.

Kind of freaked me out a little bit.

You were extremely flat.

Did you work well with Phi Phi?

She definitely didn't bring a strong leadership role.

Okay, guys, now it's time to untuck for a minute.

We'll be right back.

This may be the best episode ever!

[laughter]

Who ready for some runway?

# Cover girl put the bass in your walk #

# Head to toe

# Let your whole body talk

# And what

[applause]

Do you think I look a tad underdressed?

- Whoo! - Michelle Visage.

Hi, Mama.

- Hi, baby. How are you? - Great.

I can see that you're broadcasting in stereo tonight.

- Is there any other way? - [chuckles]

Hey, Santino.

Or--or should I say shalom?

Ha, ha. Shalom.

How about the beautiful and talented Amber Riley?

- Welcome. - Thank you.

I'm so excited to be here.

We're excited to have you.

I'm a big Gleek.

[laughs]

And nine-time Grammy award-winning artist

Miss Natalie Cole!

Hello, love.

This will be unforgettable.

- It already is. - Good.

This week, our queens produced and starred

in TV infomercials to sell my greatest hits.

And tonight, they're ready to take a spin down the runway

in platinum and gold.

Gentlemen, start your engines.

And may the best woman win.

# Welcome to the show

London, Paris...

Milan.

(Santino) Solid Gold dancer.

(Michelle) Darcel, her name was.

(RuPaul) And Altovise Davis, honey.

(Milan) I'm going for the gold, baby.

Jackie Joyner-Kersee has nothing on me.

(Michelle) She's gonna make your wishes come true.

(Natalie) You work it, girl. Work it.

Hair on fleek!

(RuPaul) Miss Thing.

Ooh.

Miss Chad Michaels.

(Santino) It's Jem and the Holograms.

(RuPaul) Fabulous. Solid Gold.

(Chad) I just had the idea to paint my forehead gold

and really try to emulate the Versace medallion,

the Medusa head.

- Live from Caesars Palace. - Okay.

(Michelle) The price of gold has just gone up, hasn't it?

(RuPaul) Ooh, yes, it has.

Wow.

Willam. Glamazon.

(Santino) Break these chains.

(RuPaul) My goodness.

Chain, chain, chain.

(Willam) My theme was Clash of the Titans,

if Clash of the Titans was set in a strip club.

(Michelle) Oh, look, Willam's a little cheeky tonight.

(RuPaul) Yes, I think I could see her pink Cadillac.

[laughter]

All right, Sharon Needles.

She's Greased Lightning.

- Serving T-bird. - Yes.

(Michelle) Cha Cha Digregorio's got nothing on us.

(Sharon) I'm not afraid to look bizarre,

and when I look bizarre, I feel beautiful.

(RuPaul) She's serving Elvis and Elvira.

She's Elvirus.

And it's contagious.

Oh, Phi Phi O'Hara. Yes.

(Michelle) Vanessa Williams right here.

(Natalie) Yes, yes.

(RuPaul) Sparkle, Phi Phi. Sparkle.

(Phi Phi) I love my look.

My hair kind of looks swooped like an ice cream cone.

Trying to serve the judges

Beyoncé-meets-the-Jetsons realness.

(RuPaul) She's serving Jiffy Pop after the show.

(Amber) Okay.

(RuPaul) Madame LaQueer.

(Santino) Cut it out.

[Michelle laughs]

(RuPaul) Yes, she is serving some space couture.

Yes, Mama.

(Madame) I'm going with an outer space look,

and it's good because I like to be different.

(RuPaul) Space: the final LaQueer.

The Princess.

(Santino) Uh-oh.

- Wait--uh--what? - Uh--

She stole my look.

Gagging!

(Princess) I like showing off my body, my curves,

with an element of androgyny.

I definitely think it's a bold choice to go without a wig.

(Michelle) Bold is beautiful.

(RuPaul) Yes, it is. Look at that ass.

(Natalie) I'm telling you.

(RuPaul) Your ass is mince, Princess.

[Michelle laughs]

(RuPaul) Jiggly Caliente.

Serving heavy gunmetal chick.

(Michelle) There's an asteroid headed straight for planet Ru.

(RuPaul) Uh-oh. Duck and cover.

(Jiggly) The look is right.

Catch my shades.

I look sick.

(RuPaul) I said wild women do.

- Amen. [laughter]

- And they don't regret it. - No.

(RuPaul) Dida Ritz.

Oh, runway realness.

Supermodel.

(Dida) Look at these legs.

I'm pummeling the runway.

I am serving Naomi Campbell realness.

(RuPaul) Oh, and what an impressive bumper she has.

(Michelle) And she ain't afraid to show it.

- No. - Not at all.

(RuPaul) Latrice Royale.

There's gold in them there hills.

[Michelle laughs]

(Latrice) I want this short little dress

to show off my gorgeous legs and hips and curves.

Body beautiful, of course.

(Michelle) 24-karat realness.

(RuPaul) Yes.

I'll have a Latrice Royale on the rocks.

Shaken, not stirred.

Kenya Michaels.

She's serving some R2-D2 realness.

"C-3P-ho."

(Kenya) I tried to mix the high couture with the fantasy.

I feel amazing.

(RuPaul) In space, no one can hear you, queen.

[Michelle laughs]

Welcome, ladies.

It's time to debut your RuCo Records infomercials.

I am so excited.

Team Glamazon.

# Do it, do it

# Oh

Hey, Chad.

Is that RuPaul's Glamazon?

Like, oh, my God, wow.

That takes me so far back.

RuPaul's music brings back so many good memories.

It's hard to choose just one.

You know what, Princess?

Luckily, you don't have to.

Oh, my God!

# Gonna love you

# As you are

Before I listened to Superstar,

I was totally spastic.

But now that I listened to it, I feel totally tubular.

# As you are

[Hispanic accent] Hello, Papi.

I don't speak very much English.

[speaking Spanish]

Y trust me.

Do you remember your first time?

# We are all stars

# That was then

Oh, my God, you guys.

The first time I heard RuPaul's song The Beginning,

I was spray-painting my ex-boyfriend's car

with vulgarities.

What a jerk.

That was the beginning of an awesome

and gnarly new life for me.

# Every day

# Light a fire up

When you are in a competition that no one speaks Spanish,

you think, "[bleep], no entiendo nada."

But in that moment, awake the beast.

Get your rebel on, and fight.

# Get your rebel on

# Everybody, everybody

# Do you hear that

Wearing high heels was getting so ho-hum

until I heard Click Clack.

Now it's the soundtrack to my life.

# If I dream

Do you feel like you've come to the end of your road?

At one time, I did too,

until I heard RuPaul's If I Dream.

And now I know anything is possible.

# They will come true

# They will come true #

# We gonna work that sexy

Order now.

Get all your favorite hits.

The pit crew is standing by.

(all) Get Glamazon on Amazon!

Woo-hoo!

# Glamazon-on-on-on

[laughs] Ahh!

[Valley girl voice] Oh, my God, you guys.

Gag me with a spoon.

If I had a nickel.

(Princess) Perfect. Awesome.

I don't think we could've done anything better.

I don't like the outfit.

There's something a little tacky about it.

It reminds me of fungus.

What'd you just call me?

...reach the top of the charts.

We'll be right back.

Hey, we're back! But weren't those commercials great?

The infomercial for Team Champion.

[upbeat dance music]

Hey, Vampira.

Isn't this, like, this, like,

uh, RuPaul Champion album or somethin'?

Oh, RuPaul's music always brings me back.

You know what, girl?

Like, there's so many songs

that, like, have so many good memories

that it's hard to, like, pick one, you know, Mamas?

Luckily, now we don't have to.

[laughs wickedly]

# Ladyboy, lady girl

# This is for my girls

When I first heard Ladyboy, my madam said,

"That's not soy sauce in your panties."

# Little ladyboys and girls

# Little lady, ladyboys

# You know the world don't have to end #

One day, I was home making a warm apple pie for my husband,

and then Main Event came on by RuPaul.

It reminded me of the main event

that I was gonna get later with my husband.

# Dancing to your soul

Children, when I heard RuPaul's Never Go Home Again,

I know that there was something out there better waiting for me.

# Always in your heart

# Turn it up

So look.

Every time I'm walking down the street,

all these mamisare like, "Ooh, girl, your ass is too fat."

I'm like, "Look, don't be jealous of my boogie."

# You can say that you are not #

# But I always see you looking #

# Stroll down the runway

When I heard RuPaul's Cover Girl for the first time,

I was covered in blood.

And though I may dabble in the black arts,

when I hear RuPaul's music, I see the light.

# Cover girl

# Put the bass in your walk

# Head to toe

# Let your whole body talk

# You're a champion #

# And you'll always be a hero #

(all) Available on iTunes!

Whoo!

And it still is.

[loud cheers and laughter]

That was dragnificent, ladies.

If I were watching back at home,

I would place my order right now.

Operators are standing by.

I mean, really. Do it now.

All right, ladies.

You produced your infomercials as teams.

But tonight, you'll be judged as individuals.

[suspenseful music]

When I call your name, please step forward.

Milan.

Willam.

Latrice Royale.

Jiggly Caliente.

Phi Phi O'Hara.

This week, you did not reach...

Oh, no!

You are safe.

[exhales]

That gets me every single time.

#

Ladies, you represent this week's hits and flops.

And now it's time to face the music.

Madame LaQueer.

Hello. Hola.

Let's go to Natalie Cole.

I love your essence.

But I don't like the outfit.

When I hear gold and platinum, I think classier.

The color green reminds me of fungus.

In the video in the pitch,

little bit too much Spanish, so remember that.

I think you were being true to yourself, though,

with the Spanish.

- It was really funny. - Thank you.

But I think that that's a place where you're comfortable.

I would encourage you to kind of push yourself a little bit.

- Next up, Chad Michaels. - Hi, Ru.

I think you're an amazing actress.

I thought it was just the right amount of trashy,

tongue-in-cheek.

You do everything flawlessly from beginning to end.

It's obvious.

I want to see you let go of that perfection.

I want to see more of who you are.

Princess. Love the look.

Thank you.

Le duh!

...really at the same level as Chad Michaels'.

You were extremely flat.

We've told this to you before.

You've got to be aware of going above and beyond

and out of your comfort zone.

You in particular, Princess.

Kenya Michaels.

Hi.

You come out here in this directional ensemble.

I was just, like, following every curve.

I really loved your performance.

It was so sick that it was right.

(RuPaul) Thanks, Kenya.

Dida Ritz.

(Santino) Hey, Dida.

I love your ensemble tonight.

Your body is amazing.

I wondered why you chose

the character you played in the video.

(Dida) I wanted to do something different.

Tall, leggy, sexy Dida is kind of something

that I don't want to get comfortable doing.

It's good that you did take a risk,

but you looked uncomfortable, and if you're gonna

do something out of your comfort zone,

you have to commit to it.

The plot thickens.

Next up, Sharon Needles.

Tell me about your infomercial presentation.

Did you work well with Phi Phi?

She definitely didn't bring a strong leadership role.

Basically, what she said is, "You're spooky.

Dress like a monster."

But I used it as a way to sell your records.

Well, you do spooky very well.

- Boo. - [whimpering]

I didn't even get the name right away.

[laughter]

It just went whoop, right over my head.

All in the past, Miss Cole.

Okay.

You know, so I'm right there with you, but anyway.

- Well, yes, um-- - [laughs]

The presentation was eerie

and all that you wanted it to be.

It kind of freaked me out a little bit.

I really liked it.

(Santino) I love that Swarovski crystal pompadour you got on.

But I wish I couldn't see the lower half of your body.

It kind of looks like a store-bought thing.

(RuPaul) Well, ladies, I think we've heard enough.

While you enjoy an Absolut cocktail

in the Interior Illusions Lounge,

the judges and I will deliberate.

You may leave the stage.

All right, just between us girls, who is your favorite?

- I go with personality. - Yeah.

(Natalie) I think that Sharon Needles has got a great sense of humor.

(RuPaul) Uh-huh.

For me, it's between Sharon Needles

and Kenya Michaels.

I really like Kenya.

She has less of a handle on the English language,

but she was able to just push through it

and just have fun.

Yes. She sold it.

It was from the heart.

You felt that she wanted to bring out the inner beast

and get her rebel on.

Chad is my absolute favorite.

She's so glam and so seasoned.

I couldn't keep my eyes off her.

I just kept staring at her the whole time.

(RuPaul) Okay.

Now, here is the hard part.

Who are the bottom two?

You know, I would kind of have to say

Princess and Madame LaQueer.

Princess and Madame LaQueer. And why?

(Natalie) Madame LaQueer, she's just not quite ready for prime time.

And although Miss Princess' look is great,

we're talking about bringing people that are gonna win...

Yes.

Because they're already so close.

I don't think she's that close.

The Princess--I'm getting nothing from her.

I think I'd like to see more from Madame LaQueer.

- She's a fierce queen. - Yeah.

I'm gonna have to say Dida.

I just don't know.

I'm confused by her 'cause the walk on the runway--

That walk is saying, "I am here. I am fierce."

But the video--

I think Dida thought that the costume

was gonna do the work for her.

Right, I don't think she understands

that that walk that she displays on the runway

can be transferred into every challenge,

into her everyday life.

I like to see people who are the [bleep]

and know they're the [bleep].

No apologies. No apologies.

All right. Silence!

I've made my decision.

Bring back...

my girls.

An epic lip sync coming up next.

[laughs]

[suspenseful music]

(RuPaul) Welcome back, ladies.

I've made some decisions.

#

Sharon Needles.

You went to the dark side...

again...

and delivered another sparkling performance.

- Condragulations. - Yes!

(RuPaul) You're the winner of this challenge.

Attagirl.

(RuPaul) And you'll receive costume jewelry

courtesy of fiercedragjewels.com.

Who won the main challenge this week?

Oh, yeah, me.

Again.

Like a nightmare come true.

Slay!

I'm just such a loser back home.

It's--or that's how I'm perceived,

and it's just great to hear you say that.

Thanks.

Sharon, you may step to the back of the stage.

Thank you.

Chad Michaels, Kenya Michaels, you're safe.

#

Madame LaQueer...

#

You're safe.

#

Dida Ritz.

The Princess.

I'm sorry, my dears,

but you are both up for elimination.

Not again.

It's kind of upsetting

because I felt like I put myself there.

(RuPaul) Two queens stand before me.

Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me

and save yourself from elimination.

The time has come...

for you to lip-synch for your life.

Watch and learn.

Good luck.

And don't [bleep] it up.

[This Will Be playing]

This will be an epic lip sync.

# An everlasting love

# This will be

# The one I've waited for #

# This will be

# The first time anyone

# Has loved me

# Oh, oh, oh

# I'm so glad #

# You found me in time

# And I'm so glad that #

# You rectified my mind

# This will be

# An everlasting love

(Dida) Natalie Cole is sitting right in front of me.

I have to do it for her.

I don't want her to leave saying,

"That drag queen did a horrible job with my song."

# You've given me #

# The thrill of a lifetime

# And made me believe

# You've got more thrills #

# To spare, oh

# This will be

# An everlasting love

# Oh, yes, it will, now

[laughs]

# This will be

(Natalie) Yeah!

# You and me

- Come on! - # Yes, sirree

Well!

# Eternally

# So long as I'm living #

# True love I'll be giving #

# To you I'll be serving #

# 'Cause you're so deserving #

Ah!

# You're so deserving #

# You're so deserving, yeah #

Whoo!

# Yeah, yeah

# Whoa, oh, oh

# Love, love

# Love

# From now on, from now on

# From now on

(Latrice) That is what a lip-synch for your life is, baby.

That is high drag at its finest.

# From now on

[cheers and applause]

Wow. That was amazing.

I've made my decision.

Dida Ritz...

shante, you stay.

Thank you.

That's the queen I want to see from now on.

From now on, queen.

From now on.

I promise.

- You may join the other girls. - Thank you.

(RuPaul) The Princess.

Even though your time here has been brief,

you will be forever Drag Race royalty.

Long live The Princess.

Thank you.

Now sashay away.

[applause]

I'm not the type to get upset or angry,

but I don't think it was right to send me home.

This competition will definitely be missing something

not getting to see the rest of what I had to offer.

My top ten, condragulations.

And the hits just keep on coming.

Now, if you can't love yourself,

how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?

Can I get a amen up in here?

(all) Amen!

All right, now, let the music play.

Byeee!

# This is the beginning of the record you like #

#

# Get it, get it

# Get get get it, get it right #

# This is the beginning

# The beginning

# This is the beginning of the rest of your life #