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Hey, girl. How are you?

I'd be better if this COVID shit was over with, you know?

I know it's awful. I just want to go to the bar and get drunk and have fun.

I miss you, too.

You know, on top of all of this crap, my husband... Yeah, I know.

I know. I've been complaining about him for years.

He's shit.

Speaking of, let me call you back.

Hello.

Yeah?

The airports are closed?

So, you're not going to be home for a while, I guess.

Hmm.

Do what?

You know I don't get along with him.

He's like a cocky little asshole.

Boiled brat.

I mean, I don't mean to talk bad about him. I know he's your son, but you know

we don't get along.

How long is he going to be here for?

Oh.

Never mind. He's here now.

I'll call you back.

So is my room ready for me? All set up? Good to go? Yeah, it's ready, but we

have to have a conversation first.

There needs to be some ground rules while you stay here.

Come on.

So, how's school?

I mean, it's fine, but they had to shut it down because of the COVID shift,

so... You know, it's so scary, right?

Yeah.

I talked to your father, and they closed the airport.

Oh, yeah. I don't know when he's going to be home. I already talked to him this

morning, so.

Oh. Yeah.

I figured.

Yeah. Mention that I could bring my girlfriend by, too.

Here? Yeah, here.

Uh, no.

Like, we're in quarantine. Are you kidding me? Like, you...

Really want to bring somebody else in and out of the house and, like, get us

sick? It makes no sense at all.

Dad already said it's okay.

Of course he did. But you know what? Your dad's not here. You're here with

So... Listen.

I'm a college dude.

I've got needs.

I'm horny.

I hate to be frank with you.

But... You know, every time you're here, This is why we fight. It's always about

you and what you need.

Look, hon.

Let's make a deal, okay?

Look, I have a proposition for you.

While you're here, how about we help each other out?

Since we're gonna have to be stuck here together.

But you're my dad's wife.

What's that supposed to mean? You think, what, that your girlfriend's pussy is

better than mine or something?

I'm not sure what you mean by that.

Your girlfriend's pussy is any better than mine?

I don't even know how to answer that question.

um

My girlfriend doesn't have big titties like me.

Yeah.

You have an idea?

This is so good. Oh, I never wanted to try this coffee. This is so good.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, cheers, cheers, cheers, cheers.

Oh, yeah.

No!

inside of me

come and follow me through the bush.

Yeah. Yeah.

That's done from now on.

Oh, fuck. Yeah.

I'm your stepmom whenever I want it.

Yeah. Yeah.

That's the best quarantine ever.

Oh, my God.

I love you, Mom.

I love you, Mom.

I love you, Mom. I want to come with you.

Yes.

Come all over me.

It's going to be fun.

Yeah.

It's going to be great.