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Hi, Grandpa.

Grandpa, what the hell are you doing?

Oh, I was just wondering what you were doing.

I'm just learning to do a true romance podcast.

Um,

I don't know. Maybe you were looking for something else. Maybe something

like porn or something like that.

No, Grandpa. It's true romance. It's just romantic stories about people in

Not sexual.

I mean, yeah, not sexual.

I don't know about you guys these days. I mean, we've just watched stuff on TV.

Now you're listening to it.

But can I listen to it?

I mean, if you want to, yeah. I just want to see what it is that you're

into. I mean, if you want to.

I just wanted to make sure.

No, Grandpa, they go in your ears.

Oh.

What's going on?

Grandpa, that's the right one, and this is the last one.

Okay.

It shouldn't hurt.

Okay. Let me press play for you.

This is not adult.

This is not porn.

No.

Why do you think it's porn? It's just romantic.

Grandpa, I know you're not my real grandpa, but you

can't. Why are you always like this?

I kind of like.

Okay, maybe that's enough.

You're getting too excited. This shouldn't be that big of a deal.

That's pretty racist.

That's not porn?

No.

Oh.

Wow, I mean, that's kind of racy.

I mean, you know, I would... Maybe I'd like to listen a little bit more.

No, I think you've listened quite enough. I don't know why this is so

to you.

It's different. It's kind of...

Again? Yeah.

Really?

You just go back to living into it. I'll just sit here.

And I'll just watch you.

So you're just going to watch.

You're not going to be creepy, right?

No.

I won't be creepy.

No.

That's creepy.

Okay?

You know, I'm a cuddler. I know you are, Grandpa.

Okay. Can I just listen to my podcast, please? In peace?

Mm -hmm.

Okay. Thank you.

Okay.

Wow, Grandpa.

What is it?

Okay, I'm gonna pretend that I don't see that.

See what?

I'm not even, I'm not even talking to you right now.

Grandpa, it happens all the time.

Okay, okay. Thank you. I appreciate that.

Thank you.

So what are they doing now?

Well, it's kind of hard to follow along when I'm being distracted.

And I'm distracting you?

A little bit, yeah.

Okay.

No.

Oh.

A little bit better than those stories.

Yeah. More real.

Yeah, you're right.

What do

you want me to do with it, Grandpa?

Like the story was saying, she put her mouth on his

enlarged organ.

She started to suck on everything.

Just like the story said.

See?

The sounds are more realistic.

Your cock is so big, Grandpa.

I never would have realized.

I don't think they said that in the story.

She tries to swallow it whole.

You can try, Grandpa.

That's your best.

That's so thick.

I don't think it can fit.

See, Grandmother doesn't like trying to do that.

She gave up 30 years ago.

I'm sorry, Grandpa.

Yeah, you like to see your own wet mouth on your cock.

Yes.

Bye.

We have to get to this part in the story.

I haven't written that part yet.

He buries his face in beautiful young.

a lot better than my ex -boyfriend was.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

Oh.

Grandpa, I liked the way you looked in my eyes.

Oh, fuck.

It's so tight.

oh my god it's so deep oh fuck

that you're a pussy with a big cock?

Is that what they would say in the story?

I never realized how horny I am all the time.

Just like young

girls do.

I like the way she sounds too she's telling me to fuck her yes

the seed of love.

Amen.

Like it was made to be in one of those podcasts, huh? Mm -hmm.

Long horny girl.

Eagerly sucking a man's cock.

Yeah.

Wanting and needing to be taken.

You take advantage of me now.

It's only fair.

Yes.

That's how they would write it in a story.

Oh, fuck.

No. No, no more.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

I had this one.

I've never, I've never had that one.

Yeah, you are, you're fucking crazy.

You like it? Yeah, I do.

You really, really like it? I really love it.

So much.

I'm going to hide under myself.

We talked about it to you before.

You know, all you have to do is ask.

Why don't you just put those earplugs back on?

Oh, yeah. That's this.

You may come in.

I'll take you again.

Okay? I'm going to give you our little secret earplug.

You can't let Grandpa find out about it.

Oh, my God.

Especially not my...

couch. It would stain.

You knew it.

You knew it.

Yeah.

Grandpa you don't know what load means

I need to teach you this new lingo that we're using. Oh, please.

Do I come inside you? Do I come on your boobies?

Where would you like Grandpa to grab the load?

What about on my face, Grandpa?

Have you ever came up on my face before?

No. No? Grandma never lets you come on her face?

No.

Oh, that's unfortunate.

Why are you saying that?

You come on my face.

Yeah. Yeah, you come on my face, girl.

Yeah. Yeah.

So, you just drop to the ground and then I just come on you?

Yeah. Yeah.

Really? You can take my face off however you want.

I want you to come on my little face.

Yeah.

I didn't even use my truck.

You're so fine, Grandpa.

Oh, your gum tastes so good.

Really?

Okay.

Let me see.

Maybe I should get something to clean you up with before somebody shows up.

I don't know what the fuck is going on here.

You're right.

Grubby should go take a shower.