Original subtitles

(song playing)

Sakshi! Hi! -Hi, Preet.

What a surprise! -I see Rati. -That's right.

I'm really sorry.

I must have got the wrong apartment.

No. This is the right apartment.

She's in the shower. Do you want to come in?

No. It's okay.

I am really sorry. -Are you sure? -Yeah.

I'm so sorry.

Chill. She's gone.

What do you mean? -That's bound to happen, Kunal.

For how long do you think she won't know?

If she had seen me here today...

Then she would have found out.

That would've been great. This matter would've ended.

It would have ruined my family.

So basically, you're never going to tell her.

Again! The same fucking thing!

Why don't you two sandwich me in between?

Shouldn't talk about it?

This subject is a taboo!

Till the time we pretend you live two lives,

everything is fine. -What do you want me to do then?

Should I tell her and the kids?

Should I knowingly ruin my marriage of 20 years? And then?

What will we do? Live together, get married, tell the world?

What are you saying?

If you are ready, everything is possible.

It's easy for you. You've got nothing to lose.

You know what, I don't want you to lose anything.

You should focus on your family.

'These lines are meant to be crossed.'

Shut up! -Stop doing that! - Shlok, disgusting.-Chill, guys!

Here.

We're not four years old, just FYI(For Your Information).

Just FYI,

Ved loves the chocolate milk I prepare.

I'll have one, it looks good.

Oh, that's so sweet. - Very good.

Just sit! -What are you watching? -Ramayana.

The one in the tight bodysuit

is Shurpanakha, and she's being punished

because she made the first move on a guy. -Wow!

Why did I even bother? -Wow!

Even I'm wondering, maybe

you were pretending to be a good mother?

Now, she'll say her drinking problem

has worsened because of me.

My drinking problem has worsened because of you!

Accurate.

Did you order something?

It must be your booty call.

Yuck!

Sakshi, what happened?

Didn't you go to Bangalore? -Mom? -Mom?

What happened? -I have totally lost it.

You remember Preet?

That really hot food critic.

From the party? Yes. -Party!

I saw him there.

Okay. -In a towel.

No!

Was he hot? -Very!

Oh my God!

I think there's something going on between him and Rati.

Wow!

They must have felt so bad.

Why do we women do it?

Women don't do this.

Sakshi, you did this.

I've told you so many times,

Kunal is not the type.

He just wanted some alone time,

some me time.

Leave him alone. -I'm already feeling guilty.

Cool.

Kunal!

Yeah, Kunal?

Sakshi, I'm sorry,

I just saw my phone, you didn't go to Bangalore.

Actually, I had an accident. -What?

Accident? -Accident?

Kunal, are you okay? Are you hurt?

No, I'm fine.

I can't find a mechanic.

I was driving...

I'll reach home.

Should I go and get him? -Do you want Rafia to pick you up?

No, it's okay. You go to sleep,

I'll take another hour to reach home. Please don't worry.

Okay, bye.

F**k!

Can't sleep?

Sorry, did I wake you?

What are you thinking?

That I'm an idiot.

I've been saying that for the past 20 years.

Kunal!

Kunal, you see,

when you hear about a friend's marriage in trouble,

you see all these men...

Even I started believing

that you are... -Forget it.

But you're not one of those men, Kunal.

In 20 years, you have never given me a reason.

I think I should understand that

I got a good one.

I love you.

And I love you. And

I love our life that

we have created together, and

I love our kids,

most of the time.

I love you.

Kunal, I was thinking

of apologizing to Preet and Rati.

Why? It's okay.

No, I mean...

Kunal, he was just in a towel. I mean,

he looked sexy, no doubt.

Let's do this. I mean, next week is games night.

Why don't we call them over? -Sakshi,

we don't even know them. What if they refuse?

I'm Rati's boss.

She'll have to come.

It's fixed. I'm calling them.

Wait till it's morning. Okay?

Okay.

No way! No!

I'm not going to do this, bro!

It's just a matter of one evening. Please.

Preet, I work under her.

And it'll be so awkward. No!

I won't come, and you want me to go there

and act like your girlfriend? -Hey!

We won't say anything. We'll absolutely stay non committed.

This is a terrible idea!

Firstly, you'll make your sister your girlfriend and take here there,

and then you'll pretend to be straight. Why?

It's just for a day.

It's not a lie. You're not my girlfriend.

It's just a plus one.

It's a games night, we'll play Pictionary and return! That's it.

I promise! -God! Fine! -Yeah?

I love you.

I love you too. That's the problem.

What are you doing?

Nihal, the kids!

He won't mend his ways! -It looks like oranges.

Keep guessing.

It's terrible. -It's a sari. What else?

Sari? -Sari?

A dancer? -No!

Sheela's youth!

Oh! I know it!

Tees Maar Khan(Movie).

Yes! That's more like it!

How is it Tees Maar Khan? - What the f**k?

I'm sorry.

This makes no sense! -Without informing Sakshi,

the two of us went to see the matinee show!

Very bad film. Very bad idea.

Oh, they're here. Just a second.

Hi! -Hi! Welcome!

Welcome. -You look so pretty. -Thank you.

Hi, Rati. -Hi!

I'm sure you have great taste.

I really do. Kunal.

Please! Come. - Thank you.

Guys! -Hello!

Hi! -Hey! - Hi.

Please sit here. -Thank you.

We are family members,

you are the guest of honor, tell me,

what will you drink? -Rioja? - Rioja.

Yes. - Yeah. Rati?

Same thing. -Sure. -Kunal.

Preet? -Yeah? -I've made some canapes.

Oh, you have? -It's an experiment, but it is inspired from your book.

Do you want to... Yeah? -Great. Yeah.

I'll see you.

Hi. -Keep it up.

Cheers!

Thank you. -Look!

I'm just here to play Charades.

So, I say,

whoever wants to lose, go right there.

And who wants to win can come in my team!

Yes! Let's do girls versus boys!

Girls versus boys! That's a great idea! - Excellent. - Let's play.

That's a good idea, Jhanvi! - All the boys come here.

Ved, listen. Why don't you

join the girl's team.

It suits you more. - Fine!

Anyway, you should be used to losing.

Yes! - Come on, aunt!

All right, baby! Take a chit. -Let's do this!

Marvel. Hanna? -Okay, time.

Uncle Kunal?

Oh, sorry. What was it? -That gesture.

God? Temple?

Oh!

I'll give you all a clue.

Oh! Yes.

Godfather. Great!

You sure you're not missing the game?

No, no. This is so much more fun.

Let me just check the dessert.

One second. Shit!

I told Kunal not to stock the fridge up with beer.

He doesn't listen.

I take that back, you're not so lucky.

Men!

If you asked him before,

he must have said don't be obsessed.

Do it yourself or let me do it. - Right!

I know!

You see,

in the first year of marriage

the habits that you like

they get irritating in 5 years,

and in 20 years, you get used to those habits.

I guess love makes it happen.

One is romantic, while the other is not.

And I am guessing you are the romantic one.

You got that right.

I'm sailing in the same boat. -Really?

Absolutely! I make all the plans,

and if ask anything you get

'as you like'. -And if you do what we do then

'you should've asked me once.' Right?

Yeah.

How weird.

You're a lovely girl, Sakshi.

You should tell this to Kunal.

He should know about it. -I think he does.

This is a cowboy movie!

It has that actor...

Who does his? -You're not supposed to talk!

You won't understand.

Let go. - Cheating! He picked up another chit!

Please tape his mouth. - Just let him do it.

One word. -Yes.

Hindi. -Okay.

Oh God! -What is that? -Round?

Round in Hindi? 'Gol'. -That's good!

Second word, you've broken it up. Yes?

Hello? -Snake? -What?

Snake? - What is this expression? -Of course!

Yeah!

No, that's okay. That's absolutely fine.

All okay, Rati? -I'll call you back.

Sir, I'm leaving. -What?

But you've not had dinner.

Ma'am, actually

my cousin from Sydney, he's here.

And he is at the airport. It's a long haul so...

But I prepared a tasting menu for Preet... - That's okay.

Preet will wait here, I have to leave.

Thank you, everybody. Thank you, ma'am. - Take care. -Bye, Rati!

Bye! -Next!

All the best. -I can. - Okay.

Yuck! This is by mistake. - What?

No! You have to do it. -Tell us.

I have to smell the socks of the person sitting right next to me.

Amazing!

Oh no. Love, all the best!

That's gross. -Get it away from here!

Yuck! - What?

Okay, I'll go next. Move.

Careful!

Mom, you will have to do it. - True.

What is it? - Mom, come on.

Okay, I'll do it. -Something sweet and salty.

Oh! -Amazing!

(song playing)

For you.

Wow!

Thank you. Thank you so much.

See you, man. -Bye.

You want to walk? -Yeah.

She's nice. Your wife.

I don't want to talk about her right now, please. If you don't mind.

What do you want to do then?

(song playing)

Sakshi, Preet forgot his phone!

They must've reached the parking. Can you please give it to him?

Okay, bye!

Hi. -Yeah,

you forgot your phone.

Oh, I did.

Thank you, you're a life saver.

No problem.

Okay, thanks for having me.

Thank you for coming. -I'm going to see you guys soon.

Bye!

Shall we?

Nice evening, right?

Tiring.

So, have you known Preet for long?

No.

I met him at the restaurant for the first time.

Really?

Actually, he was saying

you met three years ago,

at a conference in Thailand.

I mean,

so many people come to these conferences,

it's so...

I'm just so bad with names. -Yeah.

Sakshi is great with names.

She will remember a name forever and ever. -That's true.

Yeah!

I thought...

Anyway.

See you. Good night. -Good night.

(song playing)