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Is everything ready?

What about Salmon.

Vishal, just take care of that. -I'll get that cleared.

Quick! Quick!

What's up, guys?

Just garnish it like this, okay?

Yeah.

Oh! Sakshi, ma'am. -Yeah?

I have no details regarding your surprise guest,

you are handling it, right? -Leave the surprise to me,

just take care of everything else. Thanks, Rati. -Everything's under control.

Guys, what is this? I...

I had ordered more, where are the rest?

This is your first lot ma'am. We have it at back.

Please get them fast. -Sure, ma'am.

Good evening, ma'am. - Good evening.

Guys, careful!

This is the VIP lounge area! What are you doing?

Careful!

Hello?

Yes, sir. I'm hoping to see you and your family tonight.

Great.

Oh!

Shivi, Mom is calling! She's going to lose it!

Hey, the shrimps got delivered?

Have you all left?

We are just leaving. The kids are getting ready.

Kunal, you said that same thing 30 minutes ago!

They are your kids, Sakshi.

They can't dig their nose in 30 minutes,

getting ready is totally different. -Really?

They are my kids when they are misbehaving?

I just gave you one work.

I'm coming! Are the lights installed?

K, I'm the chef! This is your job.

I agree. I'm just going to be there. By the way,

I've invited the freeloaders...

Thee food critics as well. Shlok,

Mom will kill you!

Okay, I'll see you later.

Shivi is hogging the bathroom. -Give me that!

Go use my bathroom.

But dad... -Just go! Please.

Hey, Rati. Are all the A-Lister’s confirmed?

Yes, sir. Everything is confirmed.

Sakshi ma'am has invited someone.

But I don't have the details,

Rest is all confirmed. Don't worry.

Whom has she invited? Please try and keep the numbers below 300.

Pa, some privacy please!

Your mother's going to have a heart attack.

Please invite the food blogger

from Mid Day. It's important for us.

Yes, absolutely, sir! Everything is ready.

Edit this out completely.

Everything is ready. Don't worry. You

don't fret. I'll see you soon. -Get out of the bathroom.

I think you don't wish to live any more!

Ma'am's clothes? -Yes.

Leave. Sakshi is stressed out!

I'll bring them.

Thank you. You're a life saver.

Kids, I'm leaving. Come with aunt Rafia.

Bye! -Listen, I've invited that

spa chick Sheena. Please add her to the guest list.

Please! Please! -Okay.

301. -Bye!

Shivi, that's it! Get out!

What the f**k are you... -Get out!

Hey, open! -Shivi!

Language! What are you guys doing?

Hurry up and come out,Get ready quickly! Five minutes!

Coward!

Jhanvi.

Jhanvi. Ja...

You're still not ready?

Ved is already ready.

Praise other kids,

while you

insult you kids.

What?

It's too short. -It's yours.

It's too short for this occasion.

Like your mind set?

Aunt, I think we should be leaving.

Let's leave her and her wardrobe malfunction behind.

Good idea. Come with Shivaay. -Yeah.

No, Mom! Not that jock boy! -Let's go. Bye, see you!

Come quickly! -Mom!

Why isn't this Akki not answering?

The prawns are amazing. Make sure we don't run out, Richard!

It has to be nothing short of perfect! -Okay!

Better than perfect! I just tried one.

Finally, you're here! -Sorry.

Sorry! Sorry! I'm so late!

Don't stop hugging me!

The prawns are wonderful

and you are wonderful,

and this restaurant is going to be wonderful.

The kids? -Not so wonderful.

I've outsourced them to Rafia, but listen,

today is your big day.

Forget about them today.

It's time for you to shine, baby! -I will. -Your clothes are in your office.

Okay, I'll go. -Juan,

I need you for a second, please.

It's not same, dude. Standard.

I don't understand why girls at school like you?

Well, I know why boys like you though.

That locker room action.

What are you talking about?

Locker room, Akki!

You behave very cool, but

you got that jock boy... -Shivi, what the f**k are you saying?

Okay, relax.

He made a video and he showed it to all of us.

F**k him!

He's not answering.

Big night, everyone! Okay? Let's do it!

Alright, guys. Come on! - All the best.

Let's go!

Take that chair over there.

One large whiskey on the rocks.

Sure, sir.

Ved is nowhere to be seen.

He's inside with Sakshi

for the food tasting. -That is what was left.

Your son can't do anything a man should do.

Will he become a male cook?

What's the issue in being a male cook, bulshit?

Take this. -You are not a cook,

you are the hotel conglomerate.

He's been saying the same since many years!

Do you remember, when I quit investment banking

to open my first restaurant with Sakshi, what did he say then?

Henpecked. -Yes!

Cliche!

Yes, I was wrong back then,

but now I can see

the third restaurant, along with loads of cash!

Welcome! -Kunal, this is

Sheena. -Hello! -Hi.

I think you should give the flowers to Sakshi.

She's inside getting ready. I'll be with you guys in a minute.

Okay? -He's so sweet, right?

And these are our friends. Nihal and Loveleen. -Hi.

Yes, chef. We have the edamame dumpling.

Okay. -We also have... -Hello!

Oh, hi! Wait, I'll just come back.

Hi! -Congrats!

Thank you! Thank you so much!

I am drinking to you. -You are looking sexy! -Congratulations.

You are rocking it!

Thank you. I hope you liked it. -This is beautiful.

We love it. -It's all Kunal.

He slogged day and night to make my dreams come true.

I think it's all him. -God! You guys are

too perfect! Too perfect!

You know, usually, Kunal gives me surprises.

Today, I've got a surprise for him.

Oh! Are you wearing it?

Seriously?

Will I wear it while preparing food?

At least wear it.

Keep quiet. Don't talk rubbish. -What is it?

I'll tell you.

I got a jewel thong for her.

You should. -No, it's great!

It sits in the right places,

it tickles the... -Girls, that's it!

Time out! No dirty talks in front of my kitchen. Out! -What?

Out! I want all of you out. -Sorry, chef.

Cheers. -Go, go! Cheers! Go now!

These girls!

Hello! Welcome! Please come in.

When all your dreams are fulfilled, this is how happy you look.

I'm so honored. Thank you for coming.

Thank you for inviting me. -Oh, you shouldn't have.

Please come in. -Let's go.

Wow, this looks great!

Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. -Kunal!

Hi. - Hi.

Surprised?

Just a second.

Mom's here.

Ladies and gentlemen,

thank you very much.

You have always supported Kunal and me.

First, Daavat, then K-Bar,

and now, our ambitious venture, Saffron.

Thank you.

Two things have inspired me in life.

First,

my amazing husband and partner Kunal.

Thank you!

And my horrible children!

Who clearly have forgotten that it's mom's big night.

But thank you very much for that.

But seriously,

the ones who inspire me professionally

are those masters, mavericks

who are turning food in to an art form.

He's a wonderful connoisseur,

a food writer, a traveler,

and a critic extraordinaire.

And as the kids say, 'Meeting him today'

'was my fan-girl moment.'

So, without further ado,

let me introduce you to my honored guest tonight,

Mr. Preet Jaiswal!

Okay. -Okay.

Now. -Thank you

Good?

Yeah?

Quite nice.

So, how did you like the surprise?

I always wanted him to come to my restaurant.

But you never invited me.

It's not my fault.

He is the business head. He handles everything. So, blame him!

This means, I'll have to complain to you, Kunal.

Kunal, right? -Yeah.

Better late than never.

Sakshi, spend five minutes with them too.

Oh, yeah! I forgot. I'll just be back.

Having fun?

Absolutely.

I've never had such delicious food

in an Indian restaurant before. That is truly amazing!

Look at the size of prawns.

You get such prawns only in Vietnam.

That was amazing. -Vietnam, right?

With whom did you go to Vietnam?

With some client? -Sonakshi, please!

You're making a scene! -Just a second!

Or with someone's husband?

Excuse me? -Listen, just stop it!

I'm not going to fucking stop it! -Sonakshi,

stop this. - Because this woman

is a fucking shit! That's who she is! - What are you doing?

How dare you came to this party! -What are you doing?

Who the hell invited you? -Who is she?

Rahul invited, right? -Just sit down.

Rahul! -Come with me

Darling, here.

Baby, you're drunk. Let's go. -I am not fucking drunk, Rahul!

You are a big fat cheat!

And this bash is a waste, that's what it is.

I didn't invite her - If you didn't invite her

then who the f**k did? - Sakshi, we've got it.

A*****e! -I'm really sorry, guys.

It's all right! Sorry, everyone! Everything is under control.

Alastair,

what are you serving everyone? Take it easy.

Oh f**k! -Just relax.

I can't fucking relax!

She's fucking my husband, and...

That bash is here!

Okay, calm down. -Sonakshi?

Are you sure or are you just... -Yes!

I'm sure.

He took her to the farmhouse,

he did confess. I saw them there.

Sonakshi, just let it all out.

You're quite drunk,

just let it out. -I'm not drunk, Sakshi!

I'm not drunk, but the fact is

that men are bullshits!

All of them!

They're fucking bullshits! And look at us!

What messed up women we are!

We do everything. We get Botox,

and waxing done. Are my boobs

small? Are my boobs too big?

We take the whole blame on ourselves!

What the f**k do they want to do?

They only want to f**k other women!

But we change ourselves completely!

We give our everything. We have a threesome.

We experiment in order to save our marriage!

Because of one man.

They don't wish to save their marriage, Sakshi.

They want to endure it!

That's what he wants!

He wants to just be with other women!

Okay. Just...

It happens.

What is the matter?

I made a mistake.

I met her online.

I've just met her once. -Oh!

Did you do anything?

Once or twice, after that,

Sonakshi read the messages. I had to confess.

I had to tell her. There was no other option.

That's where you made a mistake!

Why are you teaching him?

My life is sorted!

I visit Thailand twice, and the pilgrimage once a year.

You're very cheap.

This is imperative for a happy family life.

Really! Fine, forget it.

Bottoms up. Come on!

Cheers! Cheers!

What do you mean 'chill'?

Dude, I know what you did, you fucker!

You recorded us! How could you do this?

Just delete it man. Akki!

Hello?

He hung up again. -I told you.

He's a fuckboy.

Dude, I'm so ready to get out of here!

Boys!

What are you doing?

You want the video deleted, right?

I got this.

Seconds.

Wait for it.

Ah!

Wow! How?

Boys care when

their size and stamina is discussed.

They can sacrifice their life, but not their reputation.

Perks of knowing a jock.

Thank you, sir. Thank you, ma'am. -Thank you.

Sorry, Sakshi.

I spoilt your party.

You should've thought about that before spoiling her life!

I feel Sheena was right.

It feels like all marriages are meaningless,

and all men are liars.

No, I don't agree.

Kunal is not like that.

Rahul is a fool.

He made a mistake. -It's okay!

Can we all go back in please?

Let's go, I need another. -Yes, please.

You guy carry on, I'll join you.

You sure? -Yeah. -Yeah.

Why do you have to keep opening your mouth?

I don't know, Love.

Sonakshi tried everything in order to save her marriage.

I feel it's all a waste.

Sakshi, Kunal and you are a perfect couple.

Don't listen to others

and spoil your mood. -You know,

he's not touched me in six months.

Didn't you tell me,

it's a new restaurant, work, children, stress.

This is normal.

I don't know. It feels like

I'm trying to save the marriage and

maybe he's enduring me.

Baby, why are you taking the blame on you?

Relax.

Let's go. The guests are waiting. - Ya.

This is the sesame crusted salmon.

It's quite well done.

Listen, Preet, I'm

really sorry for all the drama.

It's absolutely okay.

Such delicious food with some drama on the side,

it's all good.

Preet Jaiswal likes my food? -Loves it.

Kunal, wine?

This Rioja is perfect.

You know that name?

Of course I do. This is actually

my favourite wine. I

I found this in a small lane in Barcelona.

There was a small wine shop.

I'm hooked on since then.

What a coincidence!

Kunal tried this in Spain too

and then he went to the vineyard.

And you won't believe it,

since then, all our restaurants serve the same wine.

Oh, is it? -Yeah.

It's a Spanish wine, Sakshi.

You're bound to find it in Spain.

Point. -Yeah.

I'll get some. -Yes, please!

Why don't you try more? -I'm downing these really fast.

Yeah.

Be careful. You'll break it.

Shut up, man! What are you doing here?

What do you mean? I'm a guest.

You think this is a joke?

There's a party upstairs.

Preet, that is my wife. This was never part of the fucking plan!

Everything can't be planned.

Except for this is real, this is my real life!

You clearly think it's a joke!

You're talking about your real life.

Am I not real?

That's not what I meant. You know that!

It's okay.

Anyway, I came here for you.

To write a good review for your restaurant.

I am an idiot, I shouldn't have come.

Right?

Anyway,

see you upstairs. -Preet!

Hey!

Happy?