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Argh.
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Happy birthday! What?
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Happy birthday. I did you an egg.
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Oh, that's... Thank you.
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Well, you haven't eaten it yet.
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Thank me when you don't
get salmonella.
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Sad Detective? Season 4's out.
What? Mm.
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Season 3 was just the other day.
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Came out in Finland in like 2018.
Just takes forever to get here.
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Oh, nice.
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Um, weird question.
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Hypothetically, if someone got
a bit pissed last night
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and signed up for the
Royal Marines... Royal Marines?
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Those ads are very persuasive.
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IF someone did that, like,
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can they get out of it?
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I'm sure.
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So they won't like pick me
up in a van?
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Probably not.
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Great. Great.
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So, any nice plans for later?
DOOR OPENS AND SHUTS
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Er, Nina and Georgia
are taking me out.
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Fola has plans, apparently.
Not that I'm annoyed or anything.
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Sounds like you, Esther.
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She's not annoyed either,
even though she looks like she is.
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I'm not annoyed.
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Just like old times, huh?
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Did you an egg. Oh, thanks.
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CRUNCHING
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I just panicked
and picked somewhere easy.
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At least it's got
American football on!
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Or I guess just football,
you'd call it.
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It's, er...
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I like it.
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I haven't really been on many dates.
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So, are you...
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..just out of a long relationship?
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Only with the man upstairs.
Like a neighbour? No.
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LAUGHS
No. That's funny.
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Um, it's a very...long story.
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Basically, my mum was religious.
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Like, super, super religious.
And so was I.
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No sex before marriage,
no kissing before marriage, even.
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Right. After she died...
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CHEERING AND WHOOPING
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Feels a bit personal.
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But, yeah, after, I had whatever
the opposite of a conversion is.
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She spent her whole life
being a good person
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and then got cancer at 51.
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It all just kind of fell apart.
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Like, have you ever seen that video
of the raccoon and the candyfloss?
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I don't think so.
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She's at the zoo
and she's stolen some candyfloss,
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but she drops it in a puddle
and it dissolves
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cos it's basically just sugar,
and suddenly it's all gone.
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And then she just looks so sad!
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I should probably just show you.
Yeah.
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I'm so sorry about your mom,
by the way.
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My dad passed six months ago...
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QUIRKY MUSIC
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CHITTERING
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Oh, no! Poor guy.
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Oh, sorry about your dad too.
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I didn't mean to ride over that.
Oh, thank you.
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We had a complicated relationship.
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Feel like that makes it harder,
doesn't it?
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All the stuff
we never got to say to them.
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Exactly.
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Exactly, yeah. Plus some other stuff
happened around the same time.
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Sorry, we got side-tracked.
You were saying...
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Yeah, I've just been trying to
make up for lost time, really.
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So that's how you know
Monica and Eddie. Mm.
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They just have such a healthy
attitude about it all. No shame.
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But it's not like my one thing,
watching them.
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I'm learning a lot, you know,
about myself.
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About what my things are, you know?
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But with you it's more of like
your thing.
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I got to have a conversation
with Monica about boundaries.
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CLAIRE LAUGHS
Um, but, yeah.
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I guess it is my thing.
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I'm sure it's difficult to
talk about.
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It is.
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But...
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..less so with you, actually.
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Well, why don't you show me instead?
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Back at yours.
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You look nice!
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Tiwa! That's the good stuff.
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Oh, yeah, but I bought a bottle.
Yeah, of something cheap.
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The guy behind the counter
said it was the best
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bottle in the whole petrol station.
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Mm.
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Don't touch the lid.
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It shouldn't reduce yet.
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Oh, reducing. Fancy.
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Stop it. It's all in hand.
OK, I'm just trying to help!
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Yeah, well, what about the surprise
you keep threatening? All done.
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Just need to print it. Print what?
Just chill out, OK?
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Mmm.
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Things going better with Josh, then?
Why do you ask?
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Well, the party's still on.
Plus, your walls are thin.
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That's weird. You shouldn't really
listen to your big sister have sex.
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What, you think I want to?
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CHUCKLES
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Stop worrying about our sex life.
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Lesbian bed death's a myth.
How many of our friends...?
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There was one study in the '80s.
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We're just a bit out of sync.
We'll be fine.
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I'm just worried.
Do you know who you sound like?
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Don't say Josh.
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You sound like your brother. Urgh!
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Speaking of. Happy birthday!
Thank you.
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Ow! What the fuck?!
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Birthday beats.
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Come on, shall we go? Fine. Yeah.
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Oh. What, are we not...? Nope.
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I thought we were getting the bus!
GEORGIA CHUCKLES
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Why are you in a grump?
It's your birthday! I'm fine.
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You are not fine.
Look at that bottom lip.
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It's very nice that you
guys are taking me out.
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It just feels, you know,
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going out with my sister on my
birthday, rather than with my...
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Ooh, you were going to say
girlfriend.
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What's he going to go with instead?
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Exclusive relationship friend.
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Exclusive! Wow, that's exciting.
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Sort of contradicted by the fact
you went on a date with someone
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yesterday. Wait, you did what?
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I didn't. It was a misunderstanding.
It's all good now.
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Only you could misunderstand
whether you were going on a date
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with someone. Where are we
even going? It's a surprise. Ugh.
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You're going to love it, though.
This feels like a trick.
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BIKE BELL RINGS
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Don't be too pleased about that.
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LAUGHS
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This is where I live.
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Yeah, sorry, got directions
mixed up.
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If we're going back to the flat,
I'm going to lose my shit.
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I swear we're not.
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Seriously.
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Look, Fola continues to want
to spend time with you.
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Even though you're
the sulkiest man on Earth.
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Yeah, but... Then stop whinging.
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We're here. What do you mean we're
here? This is Fola's place.
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Surprise!
PARTY POPPER BANGS
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Shit! Shit!
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JOSH SOBS
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What the hell?
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No, no. I'm sorry, they are...
These are happy tears.
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They're happy tears.
Let's just get inside, shall we?
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Oh, my God, thank you
so much, everyone! Yep!
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So you being
a stroppy bitch beforehand
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we're just going to ignore?
I wasn't! Fola, I was not.
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I'm sure you were. But seriously,
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that was...you are amazing.
I am, aren't I? Mm.
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You know, we could just skip it.
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Spend the evening just
the two of us.
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No, we've been doing that all day.
This'll be fun.
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DOOR CLOSES
Oh! Hi.
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Happy birthday, Josh! Again.
We made you a cake.
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Oh.
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Thanks! How was the surprise?
Were you surprised?
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I was. And still am.
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Wait, have you been crying? No.
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What...? Long story.
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But if you had more friends, then
I wouldn't have to make up numbers.
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I do have friends.
You just haven't met them yet.
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Mm.
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Actually, this is very nice.
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Um, my sister, her partner,
my ex and her boyfriend.
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FOLA LAUGHS
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And, um, my
exclusive relationship friend.
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"Exclusive relationship friend"?
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That's you.
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So, how many are we now?
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Er, Esther and Lars makes
seven all together.
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Cool, no worries.
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I got extra costumes just in case.
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What do you mean, costumes?
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Welcome to the annual gathering
of the World's Greatest Detectives!
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This is amazing!
When you said a surprise, Tiwa,
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I didn't think that murder mystery
would be the surprise.
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I thought that you'd bring, y'know,
drugs or something.
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This is way more fun, isn't it?
Oh, is it? I think it's really cool.
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Are you sure I can't be
the Sad Detective, Josh?
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He is Scandinavian after all.
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I don't completely understand
who I'm meant to be.
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Play it again, kid!
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Why do you have
so much fancy dress stuff?
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Oh, she has a drama degree.
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And because of your negative tone,
you have to start, Fola.
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Ooh!
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Or, should I say, southern gentleman
detective Claude LaRouche.
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Ooh!
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At least put the cravat on.
I'm not putting on the cravat.
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Do the voice, then.
The Daniel Craig voice.
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FOLA CLEARS THROAT
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Well, I never,
there's been a murder.
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What was that?!
THEY LAUGH
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PHONE VIBRATES
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Yes, hello?
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Sorry, yeah?
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I'm sorry, what do you mean
unprofessional?
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Well, I'm not an estate agent,
for one.
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What do you mean, pulled out?
I haven't pulled out.
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He did what?!
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MUMBLING
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What's that, love?
I said, any other requests?
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Just keep at it, probably.
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Well, I meant them,
but you're the boss.
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No, this is great.
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Unless you... No.
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All good.
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I don't want to rush you
into anything,
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but if you felt
like holding my hand?
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Holding your hand?
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Unless you don't
do that on a first date.
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That's the spot, Eddie.
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Er, yeah. Sure.
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felt shockingly familiar
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MESSAGE ALERT
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You know the rules,
Zack. Phones off.
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Sorry, I'll, er...
Sorry. I'll do that right now.
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RAGGED BREATHING
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I have to go. You have to go?
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We're just getting started, really.
It's Fola.
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Who's Fola? His ex-wife.
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My wife. Your wife?
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I have to go. I...
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I don't have time to explain, OK?
I have to go.
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DOOR OPENS
CLAIRE SCOFFS
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DOOR CLOSES
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You OK? I'm fine.
I might do an actual murder.
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Play it again, kid!
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That's not a thing, Esther!
He doesn't say that.
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All right, focus, everyone!
Fola's back, so time to pair up.
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Probably makes sense
we stay in our couples?
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Er, can I not go with Lars?
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LARS SCOFFS
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Why not?
I spend all my time with you.
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I only really know you.
Also, I think you probably did it.
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What? Look at him, he's shifty.
He's wearing a disguise.
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We're all wearing disguises.
But yours is shifty.
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This isn't really how it works.
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Yeah, I think Tiwa's going to
hand out some evidence.
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Yes, evidence pointing to him.
I've had enough!
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I've realised all today,
maybe even before then,
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you've been treating me
like a dickface.
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I'm not a dickface.
I'm a human being.
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Do you actually want me here,
Esther?
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Do you actually even like me,
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or am I here just to show that
you've moved on from Josh?
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Um...
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LARS SCOFFS
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Right. Nice to meet you, everyone.
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you say it's time to ride
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So he's not the murderer, then?
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Carson City lights
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hitch another ride
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I say, "Hold on tight"
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