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Somebody Was Watching
by Pops Staples
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and shipped down
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Joshua Walker?
SHE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY
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Hi. Thank God,
thought you'd stood me up.
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Oh, sorry. I tried to call you.
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Nah, my phone's in a bag of rice.
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Right. Right.
Well, actually I came to say,
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and I wanted to say it
straight away... Yep.
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..it really isn't anything
to do with you. What do you want?
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Martinis are pretty good.
I've had three.
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I don't think they've kicked in yet.
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The thing is, basically,
I-I-I messed up
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and I should really be
somewhere else.
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Oh.
GLASS SHATTERS
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Whoops.
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God, Josh,
it's been such a long time.
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Well, half hour.
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No, silly! Since school.
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I think you might be mixing me...
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I thought you might still be
with Esther.
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But I guess you're not
cos you're here, so...
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SHE LAUGHS AWKWARDLY
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SHE SIGHS
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You don't remember me, do you?
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Of course! Jekka!
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I knew it.
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Sad not to be on holiday
any more, huh?
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Yeah, probably.
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Why don't we bring holiday
to London, then?
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What?
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See, baby. Just like the beach.
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And do you remember what
we did on the beach?
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Oh!
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Yeah! OK.
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Yeah?
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It's a bit cold, isn't it?
Oh, you keep me warm, though.
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No, can I not go on the bottom?
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Dogs shit in these things.
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It's fine, baby. It's...it's clean.
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Look, someone else
must have done it here.
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Nope. Nope, absolutely not.
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It's just perfect.
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I can't believe I've become
one of those people who says,
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"I love this kitchen," but I do.
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I just love this kitchen.
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It's great.
You must have been so happy here.
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So happy.
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It just feels like somewhere
we can nest together, you know?
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We're not selling the house.
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Sorry? We're not selling it.
But you...
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Fola and I were getting a divorce.
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That's why we were selling
the house. But we're not any more.
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We're going to get back together,
so the deal's off.
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Baby, you're just
mashing the buttons.
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Try pulling off a combo.
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You seem off tonight, babe.
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I'm not off. I'm normal.
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Is it something I've done?
Of course not. It's just...
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..when I went away, I just...thought
everything would be fixed
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by the time I came back.
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And it's, like, right now, the only
thing that's actually really
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going for me is you, you know.
Oh, thanks, babe!
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No, I mean, like, there is
literally nothing else.
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Like, if I go back to teaching,
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it's like admitting
I was wrong to leave.
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Well, you don't have to work.
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Yeah, I do. For money, mate.
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No, I mean, I do pretty good
from the crypto, most of the time,
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so you could just chillax until
it's time for our next adventure.
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So, I just...
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..do nothing? Yeah.
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Easy life, baby!
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Yeah. OK.
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Yes!
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DOOR SHUTS
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I'm not saying we should kick him
out. I'm just saying give him
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a gentle nudge.
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Zach!
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How are you?
You look a bit down in the dumps.
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I'm fine. I just, um...
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I did something that might
have been dumb.
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Anything you want to talk about?
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No. Thank you.
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Well, if you need cheering up,
you have a date tomorrow.
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Sorry? Eddie'll tell you,
I'm a born matchmaker,
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like Cupid or Paddy McGuinness.
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I don't know who that is.
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Well, you have a date
with the lovely Claire,
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from this morning.
She's free tomorrow.
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Monica, I am married!
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ZACH EXHALES
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Just trying to help, mate.
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You're right.
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I'm sorry. Monica...I'm sorry.
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It's been a long day.
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Of course, I'll have a drink
with her.
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I'll give you her number.
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DOOR OPENS AND SLAMS SHUT
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Fox got in from the garden.
Ate all your Caramel Chew Chew.
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Bring it over here.
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And an extra spoon.
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Thought you'd be with Josh.
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Being naked and stuff.
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So did I.
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Where'd he go?
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Uh, work, I think.
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Work?! Really?
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Mm.
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He must have had his reasons.
Well, he's just impossible!
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One minute he's suffocating me
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and the next he's fucking off
and not answering my messages.
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FOLA SIGHS
I can't work him out.
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Isn't that what you wanted, space?
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Yeah, well, sort of.
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He doesn't seem like an unreadable
book to me, you know?
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He wants to be with you,
even when you're pushing him away.
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Is it that obvious? Mum and Dad said
you used to run around
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the school playground giving
dead legs to the boys you liked.
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Why do I do that?
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There's something
I haven't told him.
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Don't you dare be pregnant.
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Obviously not!
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This...
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There's a job...
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..in New York.
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The editor of a big travel
magazine's going on sabbatical.
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Shit! That's massive.
That's, like, your dream! Yeah.
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But you haven't talked to Josh
about it?
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Well, how can I?
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I know it's hard, but you've got to
let him in at some point.
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Not every relationship ends like
you and Zach. Well, statistically,
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50% of relationships end up
like me and Zach.
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Is that his ex?
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What's she doing out there?
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You should go and talk to her.
I definitely shouldn't.
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Hmm. I mean, she knows him pretty
well. She hates my guts.
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Maybe I should check
if she's all right.
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This was nice.
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We should do this more often.
Do what?
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Talk...about stuff.
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We do it all the time.
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No, we don't.
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Hi.
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Hey, here we go.
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OK, you ready? I'll get you in.
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OK, you ready?
Come on, let's get you home.
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Hello! Please take us to
the club, please.
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To the club. No, we're going to your
flat, which is...
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Yeah, want to go club.
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Oh, oh, I know what YOU mean!
You want to...
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No, I just think you should
get home.
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OK. Home and then club.
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Can we open a window, please?
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Thank you. Cheers.
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Hey! Wow, wow, wow, wow.
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I started a rota.
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It's not my turn,
but I have to do it...
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Well, don't do it now!
...every time.
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I used to have such a crush on you,
you know?
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Yeah, no, you did mention it
once or twice in the cab.
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I don't normally do this
on a first date, but...
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Oh, no, no, no. I promise,
I really don't want to do any...
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Oh!
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Oh, that's nice.
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SHE SNORTS
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SHE SNORES
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SHE GASPS
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SHE SIGHS
Are you serious?!
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Can I sit?
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Fucking hell.
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It's the last thing I need today.
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Sorry, are you here to
apologise or something?
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Make yourself feel better?
I'd like to...
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..apologise. Well, it's not
really the moment, TBH.
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Anything you'd like to talk about?
No. Not with you.
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OK.
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I appreciate the thought, though.
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About apologising.
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Maybe another time.
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OK.
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Not everyone would.
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I snogged my mate Fran's
boyfriend in year ten
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and I just never talked to
her again. Was it worth it?
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No, he was a dickhead.
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Well, Josh said that you've
moved on with a hot Norwegian guy.
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I think he's Swedish.
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I don't think it's moving on.
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You met him travelling?
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You know Aperol spritz? Fucking
delicious when on holiday, right?
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And then they're not the same
when you come home
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and try to make them
in your kitchen.
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I'd still like to meet him, though.
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What's his name?
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What?! Shit!
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Fuck's sake.
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Actually, I'm throwing Josh
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a surprise party tomorrow
for his birthday.
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Seeing as you guys are cool,
you could come over, if you like?
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Not a big deal if not.
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Hi.
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What are you two talking about?
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Cost of living crisis.
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The films of Wes Anderson.
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How much we miss Topshop.
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The history of the microchip.
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I feel ganged up on now.
Not everything's about you, Josh.
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I'm going to go inside.
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I just needed to get some air.
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DOOR SHUTS
So, I am really sorry.
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Before you start, I do want space,
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but there's a difference
between giving me space and then
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fucking off out of a restaurant and
not texting me back for hours, OK?
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Yeah, OK.
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Sorry, I agree.
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Or I hear you.
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I guess what I'm trying to say is...
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Shut up.
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And this doesn't mean that I'm not
pissed off with you. Sure.
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I just need this more right now.
Gotcha. OK.
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Ah! Oh, no, no, no, not here.
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Why not? Cos fucking carpet burn!
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Do you want to be rubbing lotion
on my arse for the next two weeks?
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Kind of, yes.
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You're incredible.
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Turn me round. What?
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Turn me round.
I want to finish like that. Oh.
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THEY GROAN
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THEY GROAN AND SIGH
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THEY PANT
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Wow. Wow, yeah.
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HE CHUCKLES
Oh, I needed that.
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We needed that. Oh, yeah.
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Sorry was I...was I being
a bit intense?
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I don't really know what I'm saying
with you. Yeah, I should pee. Oh.
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Er, can I ask you something?
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So long as it's not another attempt
to get me to move in with you.
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Right. Um...
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..I just...
I wanted to check, like...
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..we're...exclusive, right?
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Exclusive?! All right, Gossip Girl.
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Well, like, you're not seeing
other people, right?
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Obviously not. Who has the time?
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And also, you know, I like you.
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Why'd you ask?
Would YOU say that we're exclusive?
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Yes.
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Obviously, yes.
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Good chat, mate.
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HE SIGHS
Happy birthday, by the way.
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It's gone midnight. Shame that
we can't do anything...
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..together tomorrow cos you're busy.
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Is something up? No, all good.
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Did you lose your schoolgirl
satchel, by the way?
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Huh? Your backpack.
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I feel like you had it at dinner,
but not tonight.
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Dancer
by IDLES & LCD Soundsystem
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Er...
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Cheek to cheek
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like I'm Lucifer, so to speak
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running down your neck
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feather's ache
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if you prefer, so to speak
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in a round, at a glance
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