Original subtitles

It's a lot further than it looks on the map.

Yeah, it's mostly uphill.

What are you doing here, Selina?

Gotham is in chaos.

Nothing new?

It is new.

Batman has been gone for too long.

The Joker once said Mike's existence made the criminals more extreme in

response.

None of them, none of you, would exist without Batman.

Yeah, because we'd all be dead without you.

They need you.

They don't.

I need you.

I'm sorry.

What's the chaos in Gotham?

It's a terrorist.

Huge.

Prudel.

I've never seen anything like him before.

He broke up Nightwing pretty badly.

What else?

Bruce.

He's kidnapped Kathy Kane.

Does he know?

I don't think he has any idea that you two were engaged.

Then what's he after?

Who knows?

But there has to be a plan.

He's scary smart.

Does the genius have a name?

Bane.

Sit. Kiana, bring Miss Elaine a glass of Cabernet.

Yes, lady.

I prefer white.

We do not drink white wine at this house.

Miss Minerva, or can I call you Barbara?

You may call me Cheetah.

Feel my name with meaning.

Fine.

Cheetah, I want to do a big profile.

Talk about your life after your presidential pardon from Luther.

That's a lie. You cannot possibly wish to write about something so dull.

Fine.

Wonder Woman.

It must irritate you that your mortal enemy is still alive.

After all those failed attempts.

You wish to goad the hunter of her prey?

Not at all.

I just want to understand.

Surely we both know what it's like to lose the Wonder Woman, Miss Lane.

I haven't lost yet.

Neither have I.

The difference between us... is I simply take

what I want.

Fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

That's okay, that's a pretty little pussy.

Yeah.

It's pretty ugly. Look at my pussy.

Fuck your tongue. Fuck your tongue like that.

Get that little pussy off on your tongue.

Yeah.

Fuck your mouth.

Deep in there. Oh, my God.

Fucking deep in there.

Thank you.

His foot poor.

Dark hair.

And what was he wearing?

Pajama?

All right.

Sorry, it keeps getting weirder and weirder.

Hey, you must be the new guy. Hi.

I'm Jimmy, the on -site photographer.

This is Lois, the best investigative reporter in the city.

God, it's an honor, Miss Lane. Call me Lois.

Your desk is right there.

And be a doll, Clark, and fetch me a coffee.

Black, two sugars.

Sure thing, Lois.

That Clark Kent guy seems like a neat fella.

Yeah, you two are perfect for each other.

He's more powerful than a locomotive.

Here you go, Lois.

Gee, Lois.

I'm so sorry.

How did you do that?

Greetings, citizens of America. It is I, Lex Luthor, the greatest criminal mind

of the century.

You're probably wondering why I've interrupted every television channel to

you with my sublime presence.

I've come to give the people of Metropolis fair warning. You have but 15

left to live.

I've sent you a gift, a Minuteman missile, and it's on its way now.

The great city of Metropolis and all of its people will be little more than a

pile of ash.

Unless you deposit $100 million into my Swiss bank account.

Tick -tock, America, the clock is ticking.

Tick -tock, tick -tock.

Who the hell is this idiot?

15 minutes?

What are we going to do in 15 minutes?

We run another headline. That's what.

Excuse me. I think I'm going to be ill.

I'm sorry.

Didn't mean anything.

No,

it's a guy in red underpants! It is!

Deidre, that flying man just stopped a missile!

You mean I'm sucking your dick for nothing?

Uh... Look at that. A second missile?

We're doomed.

Doomed!

God.

Oh, God.

Tell me what you are.

Tell me.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh, my

God.

Yes. Yes.

Oh, fuck. Ugh.

Oh my god, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

he's doing it.

Oh, fuck. It's so fucking painful.

It's so fucking painful.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my God. Please tell me I'm going to come.

Please tell me. Yes, yes, yes.

Yes, please.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my

God.

Yes.

Oh my god!

Oh my god!

Oh, my God.

Oh my god, please!

Oh!

Fuck! Yes!

Yes! Oh!

Shit! Yes! Oh!

Let me see you.

Let me see you.

So nasty.

My god, yes.

Holy shit. Holy shit. Just stroke my cock. Just stroke it. Just stroke it.

stroke it

Thanks for coming.

Getting worse every day.

Didn't Luther create the thing?

What's he doing about it?

Nothing. Since Bizarro trashed the White House looking for him, the military

pretty much kept Luther under wrap.

They sent in Captain Adams, bizarre, handed in his ass.

I don't understand.

What does it want?

Honestly, I think it, he, is trying to help.

Mostly accidental damage.

He tried to help a school bus driver fix a flat yesterday.

Totally trashed the bus.

I shouldn't laugh.

No, pretty funny.

We need him, Lana.

Is he here?

I thought you knew.

I wasn't.

He gave up his powers, Lois.

He isn't Superman anymore.

We're in big trouble.

Are you two... No, he's sleeping on the couch.

Do you want to come see him?

I can't.

Not yet.

But will you just give him a kiss for me?

Oh,

God.

um um

Nice and wet.

Yeah.

I love it.

Yeah.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

Mm -hmm. Oh, my God.

Please, please, please.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

You should fucking come home. You should fucking come home. Oh, fuck.

You should fucking come home.

I don't know.

Hello.

Okay.

I can see you rubbing.

Are you playing with that?

Fuck yeah.

Cute toys, Luther.

Watch yourself, Dr. Octavius. I once battered Superman unconscious with these

toys. Well, with these and my new improved mechanical claw, he doesn't

stand a chance against us. And time is up.

Be careful, Otto. The alien is quite resourceful.

Quite resourceful.

Speak of the devil.

What happened to the insect?

Sucked all the air out of its lungs.

Here we go.

Too bad the same can't be said for you.

My contribution to the good doctor's magnificent arms.

Kryptonite claw tips.

Superman.

Ah, Miss Lane.

I haven't forgotten about you.

You know, as a matter of fact, you're the only person who can save Superman

certain death.

How?

Well, if you suck my cock, I'll let him live.

Don't do it, Lois.

Fine.

I'll suck your cock.

I'm sorry, I can't quite hear you.

Look, Lex, if I suck your cock, you better... Fuck me really good.

Well, you heard her, Superman.

I was just going to have her suck my cock. But she needs to be fucked.

Just don't fall off.

Come on, Miss Lane.

Get down and suck my cock.

Ugh.

I'm a man of my word, Miss Lang.

I promise not to harm a hair on the Kryptonian's head.

Doctor, break his spine.

Do you like my Kryptonite -powered

gauntlets, Superman?

I've made some improvements since last we met.

Miss Lane, great pussy, but I'm going to have to break my promise to you and

crush Superman's trachea.

Kiss me, hero.

I was expecting the fortress of a conqueror.

Just because the radioactivity monitor shows a high concentration of kryptonite

doesn't mean he's anywhere near.

In fact, he's probably very far away.

The green rock is actually harmful to him within Earth's atmosphere.

I guess we had to start somewhere.

Hmm.

Maybe not so far.

A Kryptonian warrior who dwells amongst dyes and manure?

Nope.

Name's Kent.

Born and raised on this farm.

Not according to my scanner, Kal -El.

That's weird.

I've come here to ask you to join my master and rule this planet.

Yeah, for that I'd have to care what happens outside of these fences.

And I don't. You no longer protect this world?

Just this farm.

Who are you?

My name is Knockout.

I'm one of Darkseid's female series from the planet Apocalypse.

Superman. Don't call me that.

Steady flow of this here hooch keeps me good old farm boy Clark.

There's no Superman around here.

You're drinking distilled kryptonite?

Just enough to keep me grounded.

And powerless.

Go back to wherever you came from.

Or don't.

I don't care.

Kryptonite or not, my mother box still detects tremendous power within you, Kal

-El.

Mothers always did like me.

Perhaps you can be reduced.

by the dark side.

And perhaps you might be able to tell me where I could find the Dark Knight.

You're like a dirty girl sleeping there.

That's Clark.

Whatever.

Fuck.

I want you to cough very deep inside me.

She's in here.

Who? Your ma?

The one that's going to get us into Arkham.

The Enchantress.

June.

No. Please.

I'm no longer who you think I am.

I'll be stopped.

This witcheroo witcheroo herself.

What a beaut.

I, for one, am unimpressed.

She's useless.

My magic is gone.

It no longer runs through me. Just acts like Luther.

Ideas?

The devil within her can be prompted.

I believe...

A red -blooded male can awaken it. You've got to be kidding me.

I'll toss you for it.

She's all yours.

All right.

Now you're a filthy mess.

But kind of fetching.

You have no idea what you're playing with.

Oh, I know enough.

Enjoy the ride, witch.

Look at my balls baby.

Just like that. Just like that.

Oh, yeah.

I think you're dreaming.

Why am I here?

Chornaya Abdullah.

Ow!

Hey,

you guys.

That really hurt.

We just got two new crowns put in, and I'm pretty sure you messed them up

because...

I'm

so sorry.

I don't speak Italian.

But I do love the Olive Garden. Especially that chicken alfresco thingy

that cream sauce.

A little heavy, but my God, it's... so worth it.

We are not Italian.

We just arrived from St.

Petersburg.

I was born in Orlando, but I moved to Wichita, Kansas when I was two, so I

really remember too much. But I love St. Pete Beach.

I had a college boyfriend grandma who lived in Clearwater. Oh, we went once.

And the sand was so white.

That's me.

That's really not cool, you guys.

One thing about being realistic, but this is absolutely unacceptable.

Okay, just let me out and we are done. And I want my money back.

Money back?

What the fuck are you talking about?

Whoa, language.

The money for my deposit for the escape room. Which, by the way, nobody told me

that this was going to involve a fake kidnapping, but I guess it does make the

whole experience more believable.

But definitely no hitting.

That is a no -no.

All right.

Enough of this bullshit, Natasha.

We know you have the code.

Excuse me?

No, I didn't receive any discount code. And I even tried Groupon, and they said

your promotion expired, like, the day before. Which, if you ask me, I find it

little...

Natasha. Stop playing dumb, Black Widow.

Your name is Natalia Alyanova Romanova, also known as Natasha Romanov,

because some dumb ass at Marvel didn't know that Russian family names use

different endings for males and females.

is short for Natalia.

But that doesn't make any sense.

They both have seven letters. Oh, my God! Please don't hit me again. Just

at my skin. I'm, like, super pale, and I bruise, like, really easily.

I'm sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I can't help you with what you're looking for.

I'm not Natasha or Nathania or whatever you want to call her.

My name is Nancy.

role teacher, and I have tenure.

Please, let me go. I promise I won't tell anyone. I just want to go home.

My husband is really worried about me right now.

I have a pop quiz tomorrow.

Oh, no. That means Judy's going to support you.

Judy voted for Drew.

Are you sure you got the right girl?

You fucking idiot.

Call Utskov.

And tell him we don't have to go.

Oh, God.

It's my husband.

Please let me answer.

I'll tell him that I'm running late. No, don't worry.

Hello?

Yes, dear.

I'm almost done. I just got a little tied up at school.

I'll be home soon, and please kiss the children for me.

Children? What you smoking, B?

Wait, you saying that sterilization thing and age Ultron was bullshit?

It's okay, darling.

Okay? Nah, it ain't okay. We all here waiting for your ass, and it's your

motherfucking birthday.

Oh, shit. I totally fucking forgot.

All right, good boy.

You just totally fucked up my birthday.

You better have a big surprise for me.

What?

Black rhythms?

Give them now. Thanks.

Actually, most males seem to welcome their fate.

I'd like to be somersaulting on with a female's bang.

It's called copulatory suicide.

Unless you don't get me off.

um um

Come on, come on.

. .

.

Okay.

Thank you.

Take anything.

It's like a black widow.

Oh, you're the black widow?

Oh, I know you are. I know you are.

Yes, I am.

Suck my cum.

Suck my cum. Suck my cum.

Yes.

Yes. Like this. Like this, huh?

Watch your fucking head.

Oh, yes. Keep talking. Keep talking.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Come,

come show me.

Show me how to break little socks.

Or is it just dog hair?

Come here.

Come here, come here.

What's going on?

That was good.

So good.

Oh my god.

Right there. Right there.

oh my god

Oh,

yeah.

Let's get ready to come.

Let's get ready to come.

Let's just go.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

there it is.

Oh, God.

Thanks,

Lloyd.

Happy birthday to me.

It was. I remember sunlight.

That's because you're getting old, Odin. It was raining when we met. I was wet

through. And how did that happen?

Poor planning.

Oh, father!

I would have words with thee.

What troubles you, Thor?

Loki has betrayed us.

Through his magic, Mjolnir is lost on Midgard.

He means to take it for himself.

Surely none but you can use the hammer.

We do not know that.

I must take my warriors to protect the people of Earth from my half -brother's

mischief. Out of the question.

If Jordenheim makes a counterattack, I will need you here.

Midgard can fend for themselves.

But we have beaten back Lothi and his giants on their own ground.

They would not dare direct attack.

I think of Asgard first.

But, Father, I must go.

You and us.

Odin forbids it.

Mother?

I was not expecting your return from the Rainbow Bridge so soon.

Nor was I expecting my brother to steal Mjolnir from my hands. I saw the hammer

fall. I should have known the Lord of Mischief was the cause.

I go to Midgard to retrieve it.

Your passage will be draining without Mjolnir to open the gate.

I do what I must.

Welcome to Earth, brother.

Loki!

Not so fast.

I prefer my boys in the ground.

Ride on your feet and die like a warrior.

Not so fast, Scourge.

I want to beat him at his strongest.

I want him to beg for death.

911, what's your emergency?

Yeah, hi.

I was out hunting quail off of 38, and I found a guy out here passed out.

I think he might be a drug addict. I ain't gonna touch him. You should send

ambulance out here to marker 142.

Are you concerned for Thor?

You knew he would defy you to help the people of Midgard.

Perhaps.

He is all too much a son.

You know me well.

Ha ha.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm

-hmm.

Yeah, but... Yeah.

Yes.

Yes, yes.

Yes.

Yes, like that Yes

Hmm.

Huh?

Put it back in.

Stick your finger there.

Yeah, right there.

Oh, my God.

Show me doing that.

Yeah.

Aren't you like an Avenger?

Shouldn't you be out making sure the city doesn't tear itself apart?

We are, but I need to ask a favor.

A favor?

From me?

Look, lady, I'm not a member of your little club.

I don't even know the secret handshake.

You're too funny.

You should do stand -up.

I prefer upside down.

Electro. Before you got to him, he broke into a SHIELD warehouse and stole

something that belongs to us.

What's that?

I'm afraid that's classified.

Huh. Okay.

So, let me get this clear.

You want me to do you a favor, helping you find something, but you're not going

to tell me what it is.

Electro wasn't working alone.

Yeah, I guess not.

That dumbass isn't smart enough to pull off a shield job.

Well, why should I care anyway?

I mean, don't you have plenty of superheroes in your little club to take

stuff like this?

You know Electro better than anyone.

You can help us find out who's behind this.

You know what?

I'm going to get back to you on this one.

What can I do to convince you?

Bye.

Oh.

Huh.

That's it.

Oh, suck my fucking cock.

Oh, yeah.

You gonna fuck me, Spider -Man?

Fuck yeah.

I'm gonna shove that fucking carpet so deep in there.

Give me every fucking inch of it.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my fucking...

Are you going to help me figure out what I need to know?

Oh, yeah.

You are, aren't you?

Aren't you?

Are you my bitch now, Spider -Man?

We can work together.

Ugh!

Yeah, baby.

What are you looking for? I don't know.

Oh.

I'll get it, Peter. I'm expecting someone.

Good afternoon.

I understand you have a room for rent?

Pleased to meet you.

You're very kind, my dear. The name Octavius.

Dr. Otto Octane.

I try not to concern myself with the affairs of mortals.

Save those which stem from my brother Loki, of course.

I understand.

My cousin is a terrifying enemy.

Green is a scary color.

Odin, the beard you women of Midgard are so insolent!

I was the one who lifted the Midgard Serpent.

I defeated Surtur in hand -to -hand combat.

I even walked in Hela's realm.

And you think I'd quail at the Hulk?

Any Hulk?

I guess we're about to find out.

Amen.

Ah.

Uh -huh.

Yes. Yes.

Oh.

Thank you.

Yeah.

Real hard. Real hard.

Yes.

Yes.

I'm looking at it. I'm looking at it.

Watching it go in.

Come on Thor, come on.

Oh my God.

Go on.

What happened to the Frenchman?

Oh, indisposed.

I borrowed it from him.

Is it supposed to do that?

This is really weird.

I feel a little weird inside.

Doesn't it, Ian?

I feel... good.

Yeah.

Really good.

Tackler, in fact.

I feel, um... like, uh...

Just take these off. Take those off.

Ah.

Open that ass for him.

Here you go, baby.

Spread that ass.

Does that

feel good?

How does that feel?

That big dick in your pussy?

Tell him how big it is.

Does that feel good?

Tell him.

That's a good pussy.

Tell me what you want in

your pussy.

Tell me what the fuck you want in your pussy. I want a big dick in my fucking

pussy. Open up.

Is that a big dick in your pussy?

Yeah. Yeah, I like that fucking dick.

Is this what you want? Is that what you want? Tell me.

It's fucking it.

Yeah? Fuck yeah. How's that feel?

Is that fucking it for you?

Yeah.

Let's see how good that dick feels.

You like it, huh?

Get on it.

Yeah. Yeah.

Look at that

Yes. Oh,

my God, I like that. I like the way you're patting me.

Yes.

Yes.

Fuck, yeah.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my God, yes.

Holy fuck.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

my God, yes.

Yes. Oh, yeah.

Chris, suck this.

How does it taste?

Do you like that?

Turn around.

Flip over.

Come on, get your hands over here.

Yes! Yes! Yes!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

and pull on the ball and grab it out.

Right there, just like that.

Oh my God.

Oh my

God.

Yeah? One more time for us?

Take it over, honey. Take it over. Take it over.

You can do it. You can do it. Oh, good girl.

Good girl.

Fuck.

Yeah.

One more time.

That's not all. You can do it one more. Can you do it again?

Yes, you can. Lick his balls. Lick his balls while you're down there. Yeah.

Yeah,

one more.

Yeah, one more. One more.

your dick inside me. I want more. Fuck me harder.

Come on. Fuck me harder.

I feel tired.

Turn.

Thank you.

Oh, my God.

Okay.

Oh, God.

So, that was embarrassing.

Not a word.

Trust me.

I'm not talking.

Well, I will be taking this cube back to S .H .I .E .L .D.

We should probably go after Cat.

Yeah, he's going to need help with Crossbones and that little red -headed

Jiminy fucking Christmas.

Science must play fucking well.

Hardly. I guess I'm just a trust fund baby.

Huh. I might have guessed.

I don't even know your name.

It's Janet.

Oh.

Well, I'm Sean.

Now, no offense now, Janet, but... I don't have much use for girls from good

families.

But look at the Irish.

Because it's your lucky day.

It'll tease you, aren't you? Maybe it's not.

Well, it doesn't sting any worse.

I might be allergic to it.

Someone's getting lost.

You like to play rough?

Yeah. You want to find out?

Oh, yeah.

None of the things you look.

What are you waiting for?

Go down there, baby.

I'm so in peace.

I don't like that.

There's always boys that like that.

I think it's time for you to be quiet.

What you just found.

I love that.

I love it.

Yeah, that's it.

Yes.

Just like that.

Oh, Jesus.

Father Mary, Joseph.

Holy crap.

And a fucking holy ghost.

They didn't get to you sooner.

Rogue was distracted.

What happened to Sabretooth and Domino?

Spider -Man and I searched the whole facility, but we didn't find anybody but

you. I got set up.

I scanned your memory while you were unconscious, and we do not believe that

Weapon X facility is where you were born, but rather where you were altered.

What do you mean?

The professor thinks they experimented on you.

Laced your skeleton with adamantium.

Grafted your healing powers onto other mutants, like Lady Deathstrike and

Deadpool.

And Sabretooth.

Rogue and I will give you a moment to relax.

Where's Scott?

Antarctica.

That's where.

With Nightcrawler and Colossus.

He left you here unprotected?

Believe me, I'm fully capable of protecting myself.

From me?

No.

Not from you.