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This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to actual persons or organizations is purely coincidental.

This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to actual persons or organizations is purely coincidental. I'm lkkou.

This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to actual persons or organizations is purely coincidental.

I just came here without really thinking, but...

Run away with me!

Ikkou, you're not going to take a bath?

No, I'm not...

Please.

Good.

I'm very picky with how I prepare tea.

That's news to me.

I've never told anyone that.

You should've joined the tea ceremony club.

I wish I could have...

But there was something more important.

I see.

You were busy with temple work too, just like me.

Yes, just like you.

I just want to say, "Give me back my youth!" Right?

I'm just like you, Ikkou.

Don't act spoiled, dear Amaenaide yo anata

Stay like this, on the other side of our dream Konomama yume no kanata

I won't say it to you just yet... Mada anata ni wa oshienai

Ah My Buddha!! I won't say it to you just yet... Mada anata ni wa oshienai

Ah My Buddha!!

Ah My Buddha!! Katsu!!!

Do buds that wait for the spring... Haru wo matsu tsubomi wa sugu ni

...bloom up right away? Fukurandeyuku no ka na

Loosen your hand... Kataku nigirishimeta

...that you've closed up so tightly Tenohira wo hodoite

And feel the wind that carries the seasons along Kisetsu hakobu kaze wo kanjite yo

Don't act spoiled, dear Amaenaide yo anata

Stay like this, on the other side of our dream Konomama yume no kanata

Pull me close with those hands, Me ga sametara kiechaisou na

As though I'll disappear when you open your eyes Watashi wo sono te de hikiyosete

The feeling that blooms in my chest Kono mune ni saku omoi

The feeling I keep secret in my heart Kokoro ni himeta omoi

Yeah, yeah, yeah

I won't say it to you just yet... Mada anata ni wa oshienai

But I want to tell you Demo anata ni wa oshietai

I can't love anyone else but you Mou anata shika aisenai

Don't End!!

Still, staying out without permission...

Way to go, right?

Haruka!

That idiot.

I thought he had started becoming a little more diligent lately...

It's 'cause you stirred it up.

I did not.

Did you end up playing cupid?

That girl has bad taste.

I'm sure she has enough guys hitting on her.

Her shoebox is totally filled every day.

Like we thought...

Even if guys aren't all about looks...

He's got nothing else going for him either.

Odd tastes, maybe?

Curiosity.

K-K-K-Kazuki...

Do you hate me?

W-W-W-What are you talking about? O-Of course not.

Then...

It's too extreme!

This should go in steps, bit by bit, leading up to becoming an adult!

If I do that, you'll be taken from me!

Kazuki...

I don't care if anything else is taken from me! But not you, lkkou!

I'm not used to being liked, so I don't know what to do.

You're the only one who understands me, lkkou.

You're the only one who'd understand.

Meaning?

I was put into the care of a temple when I was little, too.

You mean...

...like me?

If I didn't have this strong spiritual power, I could've been normal.

Then you were always alone...

And so I heard there was a boy with the same kind of background...

I heard he was living happily in a temple in Tokyo...

I was frustrated...

But more than that, I was happy.

I thought that person would understand me...

...and be friends with me.

Then...

Everything up til now...

If I didn't do that, you wouldn't become mine!

The power of the released earthly desires calls to me.

That enormous power will quench and cure my eternal famine and thirst.

Then...

The power I couldn't contain... The suffering I didn't end...

The licentious spirit...

Will you deliver me from it?

Kazuki!

The two of us can go to the pure land.

This is bad...

Ikkou, become one with me.

I'm falling...

Amazing...

I feel it in my whole body.

Within each and every cell, I feel Ikkou's power.

Here's live footage from the scene.

What is the objective of this sudden wild mob?

Is there a connection to this light?

The police are guiding traffic and setting blockades!

It's bad...

Is this Ikkou's light of purification?

No, a more sinister and greater power.

Arayashiki...

That idiot! Why doesn't he have any endurance?

Lady Jyotoku...

We're going to stop lkkou.

Isn't it kind of tight?

Deal with it.

It's huge...

It blows away the usual ones.

You don't need a GPS.

So many spirits...

Yeah, it's 30 percent sky and 70 percent spirits.

This might be bad.

There's no "might" about it.

But how'll we exorcise something like this?

Lady Jyotoku, do you have a plan?

We're priests!

We'll persuade them!

That means you've got no plan!

We'll be out of business if we can't!

It's all 'cause Chitose stirred it up!

I'm sorry.

Um, my bad.

This is...

Traffic.

They're evacuees.

Meaning we're finally close.

Lady Jyotoku!

Don't get thrown off!

There's no road! There's no road!

Leave it to me.

We're gonna die! We're gonna die! We're gonna die! We're gonna die!

We're totally gonna die! We're totally gonna die!

Priests shouldn't be saying they're going to die!

This is wonderful.

I was waiting for this light.

Kazuki...

My wonderful pupil.

Isn't this kind of bad?

And I only just paid off the loan...

We're alive...

It's thanks to our piety every day.

This is what lIkkou turned into.

Kazuki's inside too.

I wonder what kind of wild act they did.

Well then...

Man...

Man... It's overflowing, this feeling Afurete yuku no wa kono kimochi

What a pain. It's overflowing, this feeling Afurete yuku no wa kono kimochi

It can't be helped. It's overflowing, this feeling Afurete yuku no wa kono kimochi

Because he's a naughty boy. It's overflowing, this feeling Afurete yuku no wa kono kimochi

But...

...he's family.

Down at the beach, feelin' so good Namiuchigiwa de feelin' so good

l invite you over and make a surreal pose Kimi wo sasotte shuuru na poozu

Hey, gently take my hand Hora sotto te wo tsunaide

You're the kind of guy who's cool... Kimi wa nanimo iwazu ni

...without saying a word Kuuru na ko

Like a cinemascope that's a little warped... Chotto magatta shinemasukoopu

...during the prologue of the story Monogatari no puroroogu ni

He's family, so we have to take care of him no matter how naughty he is. ...during the prologue of the story Monogatari no puroroogu ni

He's family, so we have to take care of him no matter how naughty he is. Call out my name with a sweet voice, Namae wo yonde amaeta koe de

Call out my name with a sweet voice, Namae wo yonde amaeta koe de

And laugh like you always do Itsumono you ni waratte

Let's go!

Go on! It's overflowing, this feeling Afurete yuku no wa kono kimochi

Right! It's overflowing, this feeling Afurete yuku no wa kono kimochi

It's overflowing, this feeling Afurete yuku no wa kono kimochi

They came all this way... It's overflowing, this feeling Afurete yuku no wa kono kimochi

They came all this way... Words can't begin to express it Kotoba ja tenioenakute

Words can't begin to express it Kotoba ja tenioenakute

Ikkou... Words can't begin to express it Kotoba ja tenioenakute

No, please attack them! Words can't begin to express it Kotoba ja tenioenakute

No, please attack them! I gently touch your back Sotto senaka e

I gently touch your back Sotto senaka e

I think now is "the right time" Ima "sonotoki" datte sou omou

When we go home, you'll be punished. I think now is "the right time" Ima "sonotoki" datte sou omou

When we go home, you'll be punished. It's balanced like the swing of a pendulum Furiko saiku no baransu

It's balanced like the swing of a pendulum Furiko saiku no baransu

And now I'm forgetting it, this feeling Wasureteyuku no mo kono kimochi

You think you can stop us like that?

You're the kind of guy who looks without a word Kimi wa nanimo iwazu ni me wo mite

When we get home, I'm totally gonna punish you! You're the kind of guy who looks without a word Kimi wa nanimo iwazu ni me wo mite

When we get home, I'm totally gonna punish you! Telepathy makes me laugh gently Sotto waratte terapashii

Telepathy makes me laugh gently Sotto waratte terapashii

At end of the story's epilogue Monogatari wa epiroogu e

You guys were all attracted by the power of desire, huh? If it's a dream I'll sleep gently, never waking Yume nara sotto samezu ni zutto

If it's a dream I'll sleep gently, never waking Yume nara sotto samezu ni zutto

It's all right now. If it's a dream I'll sleep gently, never waking Yume nara sotto samezu ni zutto

If it's a dream I'll sleep gently, never waking Yume nara sotto samezu ni zutto

When we return, you'll be punished. If it's a dream I'll sleep gently, never waking Yume nara sotto samezu ni zutto

When we return, you'll be punished. And you'll laugh like you always do Itsumo no youni waratte

And you'll laugh like you always do Itsumo no youni waratte

You lack focus in the first place, which is why you were set off like this. And you'll laugh like you always do Itsumo no youni waratte

You lack focus in the first place, which is why you were set off like this.

You lack focus in the first place, which is why you were set off like this. It's overflowing, this feeling Afurete yuku no wa kono kimochi

Katsu! It's overflowing, this feeling Afurete yuku no wa kono kimochi

It's overflowing, this feeling Afurete yuku no wa kono kimochi

When we're back, you'll get punished. Words can't begin to express it, Kotoba ja ma ni awanakute

Words can't begin to express it, Kotoba ja ma ni awanakute

I gently touch your back Sotto senaka e

I think now is "the right time" Ima "sonotoki" datte sou omou

Go. I think now is "the right time" Ima "sonotoki" datte sou omou

I think now is "the right time" Ima "sonotoki" datte sou omou

It's balanced like light and shadow Hikari to kage no baransu

Punishment. It's balanced like light and shadow Hikari to kage no baransu

Punishment. And now I'm forgetting it, this feeling Wasureteyuku no mo kono kimochi

And now I'm forgetting it, this feeling Wasureteyuku no mo kono kimochi

You trouble everyone all the time... And now I'm forgetting it, this feeling Wasureteyuku no mo kono kimochi

You don't know how I feel! You're totally getting punished at home!

You don't know how I feel! You're totally getting punished at home! Call out my name with a sweet voice, Namae wo yonde amaeta koe de

Call out my name with a sweet voice, Namae wo yonde amaeta koe de

Stay away! Call out my name with a sweet voice, Namae wo yonde amaeta koe de

Ikkou! Call out my name with a sweet voice, Namae wo yonde amaeta koe de

Call out my name with a sweet voice, Namae wo yonde amaeta koe de

Ikkou! Call out my name with a sweet voice, Namae wo yonde amaeta koe de

And laugh like you always do Itsumo no you ni waratte

Ikkou... And laugh like you always do Itsumo no you ni waratte

And laugh like you always do Itsumo no you ni waratte

Ikkou! And laugh like you always do Itsumo no you ni waratte

And laugh like you always do Itsumo no you ni waratte

Ikkou. And laugh like you always do Itsumo no you ni waratte

Ikkou! And laugh like you always do Itsumo no you ni waratte

Katsu! Katsu!

Katsu

The maidens of the six realms...

Kazuki.

Ikkou...?

Kazuki...

I'll become one with you like you wished.

No...

This doesn't feel good...

Ikkou...

Ikkou, do you realize how worried we were?

Chitose!

Chi!

Are you okay, Chitose?

Ikkou, you bastard!

It's not Ikkou.

Move.

Ikkou!

No!

You wish for this body, huh?

That's fine. As you wish.

Take it as you desire. Indulge.

Stop!

Ikkou...

What is it?

Ikkou...

Who do you think did this stuff?

You did! You!

Get it?

What are you saying now...

It's not just now!

You trouble everyone every time!

You're always frivolous and have no sense of self-awareness!

On top of that, where's Kazuki?

You didn't do anything weird, right?

Weird?

You'd better take responsibility. But you're not thinking, right?

You think others will take care of it, as usual.

Hey!

If you just took people's kindness,

then you wouldn't be able to control your weird power as you please.

I am arayashiki.

I don't care, idiot!

You're seriously such an idiot.

You aren't anyone but the idiot Ikkou!

I am arayashiki...

Come on, I'll apologize with you, so...

Hey, are you listening?

lam...

Chitose!

lam...

You're the lewd, indecent, and perverted...

...lkkou Satonaka, right?

Chitose's giant boobies!

He's awakened!

He's awakened!

He's awakened!

He's awakened.

He awakened!

He awakened! He awakened!

This is the light of purification.

This is the path to the pure land.

I'm going to disappear...

Chitose!

Thank goodness. I'm sorry.

It looks like Ikkou went overboard. I'll yell at him for you.

No, it's my fault...

The human realm bodhisattva...

H-Hey, Kazuki!

Kazuki!

What did I do...?

Ask your own heart!

Today is the day for some serious reflection!

No way!

Please don't make those faces.

I couldn't be of any help in the end...

That feeling alone fills up my heart.

I'll do my best too.

Right! As long as you work hard, I won't be crushed either!

You all really took care of me.

And I realized I was really immature.

Kazuki Kazusano needs to train again.

Kazuki, I...

Next time I see you, please awaken me all the way.

See you in the pure land!

She definitely is cute...

Whatever.

E-Enjoy.

This time of year is busy.

That's the same for both of us.

If you guys stay put, then it would make everything easy for us.

Oh, by the way, a new priest-in-training will be coming,

so I'll have them say hello to Saienji too. Look after them.

Oh, brother.

Thank you for the meal! Thank you for the meal!

Ikkou, what happened to your face?

Um, this is...

A hickey.

It's not.

I'm going to say this as Hinata's sister.

That's not setting a good example, so please do such things elsewhere.

It's so not.

Hey, it's too salty.

It's most likely the taste of tears.

Sakura, I thought it was all good as long as it goes in your gut. Right?

I don't care!

Man... I don't care!

Everyone's at that age.

It's too indecent.

Perv.

Is that all you want to say?

It's because your daily conduct is bad.

I'm doing my best.

Then it's not enough.

It's fine to have one or two hickeys.

One or two nights out without permission.

Please stop there.

It's the recklessness of youth, so it can't be helped.

It's not helping me.

Really?

I don't care!

Have some horse mackerel and simmer down.

That's mine!

My mackerel!

I don't care! My mackerel!

Ikkou, you idiot. Perv.

Hey!

Be quiet!

I won't tell you to eat in silence, but save the fights for later!

My parents told me to be a fine monk or whatever.

So, they sent me to my grandma's temple in order to get rid of me.

What was waiting for me were strict training sessions...

...and an eerie job of purification.

There were also trainees trying to become nuns.

What are you playing hooky here for?

Forgive me!

Hey, hold it!

I won't!

You think you can run that easily?

I'm running!

Stop already, lkkou!

I won't stop!

Idiot, idiot, idiot! I'm going to get you!

Stop chasing me!

Just give up why don't you?

I told you to hold it!

I can't stop!

Cut it out, Ikkou!

I did a bit!

Stop! Stop!

I did stop! I did stop!

It's been a year and a half. It seems my training won't end anytime soon.

Wait up, Ikkou! Forgive me!

Forgive me!

Guided by those engraved words Kizamareta moji ni michibikare

I start again from the place I struggled to reach Tadoritsuita basho kara mata hajimarunda

Come on, lonesome traveler Saa, lonesome traveler

Oh road sign, how many travelers... Doredake no tabibito wo

...have you seen off, I wonder? Miokutta no darou michishirube yo

My index finger rushes over parchment... Hi ni yaketa chizu wo toku

...as I try to figure out my faded map Hitosashi yubi ga saki wo isogu

I want to hear your voice Anata no koe ga kikitai

I hum a rhapsody alone Hitori kuchizusamu rhapsody

As I travel along this sunburnt road... Hateru koto nado nai you na

...that seems to have no end Yaketsuita michi no ue de

Guided by those engraved words Kizamareta moji ni michibikare

I start again from the place I struggled to reach Tadoritsuita basho kara mata hajimarunda

Ah...

For as many things as you've lost, Ushinatta mono to onaji dake no

An equal amount lies waiting to be found Atarashii deai ga matterunda

Come on, lonesome traveler Saa, lonesome traveler

Come on, lonesome traveler Saa, lonesome traveler

That was a heroic battle. People grow as meetings and partings repeat.

Hey, quit it with the grim recap.

Why?

Next is the bonus episode, "Don't Be Fooled!!"

Kazuki? I thought you went far away!

After hearing there's one more episode, there's no way can I leave!

Right? Right?

Hey, guys!

You get one free!

This isn't ice cream!

"Ah My Buddha!l" is eternal after all!

Next Episode: Don't Be Fooled!! "Ah My Buddha!l" is eternal after all!

Next Episode: Don't Be Fooled!! It's eternal!

Next Episode: Don't Be Fooled!!