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This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to actual persons or organizations is purely coincidental.

I'm Kazuki Kazusano, age 15.

A first-year in high school.

My favorite food is strawberries.

My least favorite food is natto and salted squid entrails.

I often spend my time in my room reading storybooks.

They're so good.

When you read them, you can say that your heart starts warming up.

My friends often say I'm very "childish"...

...but my body is pretty grown-up.

Just kidding.

I've fallen in love with someone recently.

That person is...

...lkkou Satonaka.

What a horrible sneeze. You caught a cold?

No way, no way.

Why?

Because they often say idiots don't get sick.

You're one to talk!

A summer cold.

That's something an idiot would catch!

Why you!

Ikkou!

H-How mean... How could you?

Well, I didn't mean to be mean.

You know how you tackle me often these days?

So I guess I could feel your presence more now...

It's how an herbivore feels being attacked by a carnivore.

Yeah, that type of feeling...

Hey!

Shoot, I never thought my physical expression of love...

...would turn against me.

Chance!

Oh no!

Y-You saw?

White...

Ikkou!

N-No, I didn't! I didn't see anything!

You perverted monk!

Don't act spoiled, dear Amaenaide yo anata

Stay like this, on the other side of our dream Konomama yume no kanata

I won't say it to you just yet... Mada anata ni wa oshienai

Ah My Buddha!! I won't say it to you just yet... Mada anata ni wa oshienai

Ah My Buddha!!

Ah My Buddha!! Katsu!!!

Do buds that wait for the spring... Haru wo matsu tsubomi wa sugu ni

...bloom up right away? Fukurandeyuku no ka na

Loosen your hand... Kataku nigirishimeta

...that you've closed up so tightly Tenohira wo hodoite

And feel the wind that carries the seasons along Kisetsu hakobu kaze wo kanjite yo

Don't act spoiled, dear Amaenaide yo anata

Stay like this, on the other side of our dream Konomama yume no kanata

Pull me close with those hands, Me ga sametara kiechaisou na

As though I'll disappear when you open your eyes Watashi wo sono te de hikiyosete

The feeling that blooms in my chest Kono mune ni saku omoi

The feeling I keep secret in my heart Kokoro ni himeta omoi

Yeah, yeah, yeah

I won't say it to you just yet... Mada anata ni wa oshienai

But I want to tell you Demo anata ni wa oshietai

I can't love anyone else but you Mou anata shika aisenai

Don't Meddle!!

We'll be starting the 32nd secret meeting.

S-Secret meeting?

It's the 32nd time?

Chairman, what's today's topic?

He's blending in.

Of course it's on awakening Ikkou Satonaka.

Watch this.

Curling, robot plans, magic, pro baseball, closed-door murders...

We've put many plans into action, and they all failed.

Why is that?

Maybe you don't have enough appeal?

Those types of opinions aren't needed.

What?

Chairman.

What is it, code-name Unibrow?

I don't know about that.

Never mind, continue.

Yes, I believe the most effective way is to hit the man's desire straight on.

I see.

Let's go, clap clap clap.

Hey, you, the good-looking guy!

Do you have some time?

Hey, I'm saying you're good-looking...

He's ignoring us and going on!

Hey, hold on, young man.

W-What is it? I'm a little busy right now...

Don't give us that obviously suspicious look.

Well, you guys are obviously suspicious.

Maid Cafe Grand Opening

Well, there's a new cafe that opened up in this area today.

We're advertising that place.

Sincere service from a cute waitress.

You like cute girls, don't you?

Sorry, I don't like girls.

Liar!

The service fee and everything is free now due to the grand opening.

Grandma says nothing is more expensive than free.

Don't you want some adventure?

My goal is a normal life.

Okay, one customer on his way!

Welcome home, master.

K-Kazuki?

Wait, "m - master"?

Master, would coffee be all right with you?

Oh, y-yes.

If you need anything, please call me over with that bell, master.

"Master"...

Okay, step one is a success.

More like we're blending in with the everyday world.

Thank you for waiting, master.

I'm very sorry, master.

I'm honestly sorry, master.

Please punish me with your love for being a clumsy idiot.

P-Punish you with my love?

Yes, in any way.

Any way...

In any way.

Yes!

There was a report from the neighbors of a suspicious shop.

Do you work here?

Where's the manager? Could we see the business permit?

No, I'm just a customer.

But you're the only one here.

Huh?

You're in high school, right? You shouldn't be in a place like this.

N-No, wait! Really, I'm just...

You can tell us all about it down at the station. N-No, wait! Really, I'm just...

You can tell us all about it down at the station.

You can tell us all about it down at the station. What?!

What?!

We failed. Let's move on to the next plan.

Never come here again.

It's all a misunderstanding.

Well...

I-It's the season, so it's not weird for someone to faint.

K-Kazuki? Why'd you faint here of all places?

I went through hell because of that shop before.

Big Brother!

B-Big Brother?

So if I put all the pieces together...

You lost your memory, and you're looking for your long-lost brother.

And that brother is me.

Are you okay, Kazuki?

Could it be you hit your head?

How could you?

Huh?

How could you say such things? We loved each other so much!

L-Loved?

That's right. That cold winter day when the flurries were falling...

...you said softly to me that our blood relation didn't matter.

No, I didn't! I so didn't say that!

More than that...

It's okay. I'll make you remember it right away.

If we kiss each other passionately like on that night, you'll definitely...

What are you doing?

You weren't coming home so I came to find you, and you were...

It's a misunderstanding... There is a long explanation to this...

She lost her memory, and thinks you're her long-lost brother?

Yeah, yeah, that's it.

There's no way that's true.

First off, if she lost her memory, how can she recall a long-lost brother?

Oh, that's true.

Sorry, Kazuki.

I don't really know the story...

...but there's a lot of work left at the temple, so we're going.

Let's go, Ikkou!

H-H-Hold on!

See you, Kazuki! H-H-Hold on!

Nyo nyo?

Man, it was the perfect plan.

How did she see through it?

No, the setup is totally wrong. A lot of it is wrong, like...

We have to watch out for that girl.

Damn you, Chitose Nanbu!

Hey, are you listening?

Are you guys listening to anything I say?

I'm Kazuki Kazusano, age 15.

A first-year in high school.

My favorite food is strawberries.

My least favorite food is natto and salted squid entrails.

I often spend my time in my room reading storybooks.

They're so good.

When you read them, you can say that your heart starts warming up.

My friends often say I'm very "childish"...

...but my body is pretty grown-up.

Just kidding.

I've fallen in love with someone recently.

That person is...

...lkkou Satonaka.

What a horrible sneeze. You caught a cold?

Maybe...

And the wicked one in my way...

Nuisances should be wiped out.

So today's topic is how to get this girl away from the target.

Chairman.

What is it?

I feel that this next girl is more important than that girl.

Who cares about a girl who can only brag about boobs.

But the target is large breasted, which everyone agrees on.

It can't be ignored.

Boobs are just decoration! You don't understand that?

I think decorations are important...

Drop it!

We're making a revision.

Code-name Brunette.

That's apt.

Did you find anything about Chitose Nanbu?

Well I did briefly look into her...

Chitose Nanbu, age 16, Scorpio, blood type A.

She's into horror movies.

She likes bright, reliable, cool guys who'll watch horror movies with her.

Then find a bright, reliable, cool guy who'll watch horror movies with her.

Pry her away from the target.

That's impossible.

If you don't, we cannot achieve victory!

W-Well, even if we can't find a guy who's bright and cool and whatever,

there are still other ways to pry her away from the target.

I see.

Excuse me, miss.

Yes?

Congratulations!

You are the ten-thousandth customer to come to this shopping district.

In honor of this, we present you with a free horror-movie ticket.

Congratulations!

You are the one-hundred-thousandth person to enter this movie theater.

In honor of this, we present you with free dinner at a 5-star restaurant.

Congratulations!

You are the millionth person to dine here.

In honor of this, we present you with this free deluxe spa ticket.

Congratulations!

You are our ten-millionth customer.

In honor of this, we present you with a free excavation trip to Egypt!

Congratulations!

You are the one-hundred millionth person to come here!

In honor of this, we present you with a wonderful around-the-world cruise!

Huh?

Chitose Nanbu Hey, where's my wonderful around-the-world cruise?

Chitose Nanbu She's still talking.

Chitose Nanbu Brown Leader to Blue Leader.

This is Blue Leader. Go ahead.

Project Triple X complete. She's been stopped in her tracks.

Roger, executing the plan here as well.

What was that call?

Oh, it's nothing!

So this is the abandoned hotel where the female spirit appeared?

Yes, an acquaintance asked me to find someone who could exorcise it.

So please, Ikkou.

Yeah, well, for now.

Chitose Nanbu

Chitose Nanbu So what do we do with her?

We'll have her stay here quietly until the other plan succeeds.

Keep who here?

W-Why are you here?

Answer the question. Keep who here?

Move please.

Whoa, so creepy.

Isn't it? But...

...I'm kind of nervous.

We're walking in a hotel, just the two of us...

Yeah...

Dead on.

Seems like she's not here either...

But is she really here?

I mean, is an exorcism necessary?

Hey, Kazuki, did that female spirit do something bad?

Something bad...

What's wrong, Kazuki?

T-This is it.

This is the spirit's doing...

She takes over a girl's body, and...

What do you mean by take over?

Forget that! You're undressing, Kazuki!

The female spirit died without ever being loved by a man.

So I'm sure once she's been loved by a man...

...she will rest in peace.

Y-Your panties...

I won't rest in peace even with that.

Why is a real one here? That was a lie I said...

I was brought here by a brown-haired guy for realism.

That idiot...

But half of it is right.

I was never loved by a man before.

So...

So...?

When I see a couple all over each other, it makes me mad!

Hey, we're getting to the good part, so don't get in my way!

Ikkou!

You guys too?

Kazuki!

And a ghost.

You again?

Ikkou!

He's...

If he awakens in that state...

...Ikkou will fall apart.

I'm not going to awaken...

I won't...

What's with all of you?

Are you about to start an "oh no!" kind of party?

Why can't I have a night when I want to be loved too?

S-So much spiritual power!

Everything would go faster if we just awaken lkkou!

Right, Chitose?

Why me?

Stop it. I'm going to make lkkou awaken, so don't get in my way!

Come to me, lkkou.

I'll guide your power.

No!

I'm sorry, lkkou...

Please help us just this one time.

He awakened!

He awakened! He awakened!

He awakened!

It's warm...

Buddha is embracing me...

With that, it's settled once again.

Goddess of mercy!

Go.

I love you.

Nice!

You're seriously such an idiot.

It would've gone well if she hadn't come.

Man, what a night last night.

It's because you showed your pervy side and followed her to the hotel.

D-Don't make it sound so bad...

Hey, speaking of which, where's Chitose?

Huh? Now that you mention it...

What are your intentions?

Why do you always get in my way?

I-I'm not trying to get in your way...

You are! Last night and the time before that too!

Every time I try to awaken lkkou, you show up and get in my way.

Ikkou...

Ikkou doesn't like awakening and having his spiritual powers come out.

But you...

So what are you saying?

Ikkou needs to become aware of it and master it someday.

Don't you even get that?

T-That's totally...

I like Ikkou.

That's why I'll fully accept him along with his powers.

The one prepared to guide his powers in a better direction...

...iS me.

How about you?

Are you prepared to do such things?

Are you thinking of Ikkou?

How do you feel about Ikkou?

I-I'm...

Do you like Ikkou?

Guided by those engraved words Kizamareta moji ni michibikare

I start again from the place I struggled to reach Tadoritsuita basho kara mata hajimarunda

Come on, lonesome traveler Saa, lonesome traveler

Oh road sign, how many travelers... Doredake no tabibito wo

...have you seen off, I wonder? Miokutta no darou michishirube yo

My index finger rushes over parchment... Hi ni yaketa chizu wo toku

...as I try to figure out my faded map Hitosashi yubi ga saki wo isogu

I want to hear your voice Anata no koe ga kikitai

I hum a rhapsody alone Hitori kuchizusamu rhapsody

As I travel along this sunburnt road... Hateru koto nado nai you na

...that seems to have no end Yaketsuita michi no ue de

Guided by those engraved words Kizamareta moji ni michibikare

I start again from the place I struggled to reach Tadoritsuita basho kara mata hajimarunda

Ah...

For as many things as you've lost, Ushinatta mono to onaji dake no

An equal amount lies waiting to be found Atarashii deai ga matterunda

Come on, lonesome traveler Saa, lonesome traveler

Come on, lonesome traveler Saa, lonesome traveler

In the sky, sea, and land! This time it's going to be bad!

Even if it's bad, we're doing it. It's our job.

Y-Yeah...

Ikkou, you're our only guy, so keep it together!

I'm only treated like a guy in times like these.

Ikkou, I give you these words.

Next time is "Don't Act Spoiled!!"

So fierce...

Come on. So fierce...

If you don't hurry, Tokyo will be gone!

Next Episode: Don't Act Spoiled!! If you don't hurry, Tokyo will be gone!

Next Episode: Don't Act Spoiled!! It's too big a crisis!

Next Episode: Don't Act Spoiled!!