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This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to actual persons or organizations is purely coincidental.

Wh-Why?

Why would you do such a thing to me?

Even though it's finally my time to shine!

This isn't good enough...

This isn't enough at all...

Regardless of how many small ones I exorcise, it doesn't satisfy me.

I guess it has to be him.

I just want to hurry and awaken with lkkou...

Don't act spoiled, dear Amaenaide yo anata

Stay like this, on the other side of our dream Konomama yume no kanata

I won't say it to you just yet... Mada anata ni wa oshienai

Ah My Buddha!! I won't say it to you just yet... Mada anata ni wa oshienai

Ah My Buddha!!

Ah My Buddha!! Katsu!!!

Do buds that wait for the spring... Haru wo matsu tsubomi wa sugu ni

...bloom up right away? Fukurandeyuku no ka na

Loosen your hand... Kataku nigirishimeta

...that you've closed up so tightly Tenohira wo hodoite

And feel the wind that carries the seasons along Kisetsu hakobu kaze wo kanjite yo

Don't act spoiled, dear Amaenaide yo anata

Stay like this, on the other side of our dream Konomama yume no kanata

Pull me close with those hands, Me ga sametara kiechaisou na

As though I'll disappear when you open your eyes Watashi wo sono te de hikiyosete

The feeling that blooms in my chest Kono mune ni saku omoi

The feeling I keep secret in my heart Kokoro ni himeta omoi

Yeah, yeah, yeah

I won't say it to you just yet... Mada anata ni wa oshienai

But I want to tell you Demo anata ni wa oshietai

I can't love anyone else but you Mou anata shika aisenai

Don't Come Back!!

Nurse's Office

Man, I seriously thought I was going to die.

Seriously, it was a close call! It's so wonderful to be alive!

You're already dead!

Don't worry about the details.

Come on...

You made us go through so much...

...and now you want my advice?

What are you doing?

The nurse's office?

The first year girls are getting their physical examinations done.

The curtain's closed though.

That's okay!

Spirit world scope!

Even if the curtain is closed, it's totally okay!

R-Really? Is that so...

Yeah, it is.

May I borrow it?

No. May I borrow it?

May I borrow it?

No. May I borrow it?

I'm saying let me borrow it!

And I'm saying no!

Give it!

No!

Come on, give it! No!

I said no!

What are you doing?

So, what did you want my advice on, Yanagi?

U-Um...what was it?

Hurry up and talk!

Well... I... like someone.

What? What?

Didn't you like Sumi?

Cheating? Are you cheating? Well?

Yuko...

I still really like Sumi.

I know Sumi's appeal better than anyone else!

Huge breasts, right?

Those huge breasts!

And why are you cheating on her? Is it revenge for being rejected?

Tsk, tsk, tsk...

No, that's wrong, Miss Manly Girl.

Go to hell for once!

Hello, Sir Devil, long time no see.

Yuko, you've gone a little too far...

Hurry up and continue! Yuko, you've gone a little too far...

Hurry up and continue!

My love for Sumi still exists in my heart.

The only thing is, a larger love has grown inside my heart.

Love?

Love, huh...

Are you upset?

Not at all.

Ah! Not at all.

I'm a little sad.

So, who's this girl you like now?

Tell me.

That is...

First year student...

...Kazuki Kazusano.

That girl again, huh...

She's so popular.

She is really cute.

Just her looks.

Too shallow, too shallow.

You guys are way too shallow.

You think I'm going to like someone for a reason like that?

Yes. We think that a lot.

Yeah, yeah.

I have become captivated by her!

That's right! The moment she tried to make me rest in peace...

...that pleasurable sensation was as if I was going up to the heavens!

Huh?

What is that?

Who knows?

More like, why didn't you rest in peace then?

So saying all that...

What?

Will you help me so it will go well between me and her?

Again?

I'll predict right now that it definitely won't go well.

You said it.

I'm sorry. I agree too.

Come on, lkkou, please?

The only one I can rely on is you.

No, I don't want to help!

Aren't we best friends?

Even then no!

I'll give you three of my treasured porno magazines.

I'll think about it for five copies!

What, five copies?

Then all that's left for me to enjoy is...

Come on, think wisely about which one is the better deal.

Ikkou, you are so good at business.

You too!

You guys are the worst!

Agreed.

Agreed.

Ikkou!

Kazuki!

What?

Gosh, you were in a place like this?

I went all the way to your classroom looking for you, Ikkou.

K-Kazuki? I-Is there anything I can help you with?

Yes, there is.

I was told that there's nothing wrong with me at the physical exam today.

I'm very healthy.

So here, I wanted you to feel this healthy feeling.

Th-This is bad!

He's going to awaken!

You idiot!

You backstabber!

Demon! Devil! Brute!

If you're going to hinder my love life,

then get kicked by a horse, by a sheep, scratched by a monkey, by a chicken,

...bit by a dog and kicked by a boar...

...and die!

That doesn't make any sense! ...and die!

Idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot!

Don't cry like a kid having a tantrum! Idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot!

It seems all class representatives are here now, so...

...let's start the meeting on the sports day being held next week.

First off, chairman of the sports day executive committee...

...please explain.

Yes, we in the executive committee will now explain.

Next week will be East Tousen High School's sports day!

Recently there have been schools getting rid of the event due to...

Student Council Office

Student Council Office And with that, we'll end the meeting.

Student Council Office Excused!

Student Council Office

Chitose!

Why don't we walk and talk for a little?

What? O-Okay...

Man, sports days are so tiresome...

Well, it's good because the classes are cancelled.

Y-Yeah, you're right.

Are you concerned?

What?

About me and lkkou.

N-Not particularly...

Man, boring.

There's no competition.

Love becomes more passionate when you scramble for it.

Scrambling?

Yes, like you scrambling for Ikkou...

I'm kind of confused.

Didn't I just say love becomes more passionate when you scramble for it?

When love becomes more passionate, so does sensitivity.

Of the heart and body...

If I am to awaken, I would like to awaken with lIkkou in a sensational way.

K-Kazuki...

Huh?

So, why did you drag me to a place like this?

Are you going to get revenge for the other day?

Kazuki, I like you!

So saying that, please go out with...

No. So saying that, please go out with...

Smack!

I've been rejected again...

More like why did you start to like me?

I was the one who tried to make you rest in peace!

Well, that sensation of being sent off to rest in peace was...

You're more stupid than a monkey.

I beg you, please go out with me?

No!

If you really are a ghost, stop thinking stupid things...

...and just go float around somewhere!

Then, would you at least accept this?

What's that?

It's a present for you.

It's a wonderful item that will boost your appeal up a notch!

Really? And what's inside?

Breast enhancing goods!

I handpicked them just for you!

Breast enhancing bra, creams, drinks...

...supplements, gel, sticker, massager, drops, gum, candy, and power stones!

Of course, you're appealing just the way you are,

but we can take it to the next level!

The shape and firmness might be perfect,

but your breasts still can't be called huge!

The bigger the better!

Big is good!

Come on, start using all these wonderful items...

...and let's level up to huge breasts!

Tousen High School Athletic Festival

Man, I seriously thought I was going to die.

Seriously, it was a close call! It's so wonderful to be alive!

You're already dead...

Wait, why are we having this conversation again?

That sensation you feel the moment you are being risen...

Listen to me.

Okay, the buddy-buddy game is over now.

Fight me, Ikkou!

What?

I'm going to win!

As I said, what are you talking about?

To save Kazuki from Demon lkkou's hands...

...knight Yanagi has risen!

Aren't you more like the demon because you're the ghost...

On top of that, there's no way you can participate in the sports day...

We approved!

Executive Committee

Fight!

Who are you?

The chairman of the executive committee in charge of this sports day and many others!

Many others?

Besides the fact that you get to live under the same roof as cute girls...

...you're trying to lure Kazuki Kazusano with your evil power? You brute!

No, worse than a brute!

Worse than a brute?

We approved of Yanagi's participation...

...to straighten up that warped nature of yours!

Yeah!

I don't get it at all!

Let me explain. There are many male students who are jealous of you.

Guys who won't feel fulfilled until they beat the crap out of you.

Of course, I am just one of those guys.

But, we do not resort to violence because we are gentlemen.

So what we came up with as a peaceful way of resolving this problem...

...was for you and Yanagi to fight one on one.

Even if you tell me that...

I'm itching to show my skills, man!

Dude...

Accept...this fight!

Well...

If you're a man, fight!

I'll win! I'm totally going to win!

What?

Those guys are totally getting excited.

I think it's a little different though...

It's surely screaming adolescence.

Adolescence...

...which is a reckless libido.

Hello, everyone.

Kazuki...

Seems like lkkou's been dragged into a mess.

But it looks like fun.

Chitose, why don't we compete too?

What?

Under the condition that the one who wins can do anything they want to him.

What are you saying, you first-year nun?!

We're using him however we like all the time!

That's not something you can brag about...

Do you accept or not? Which is it gonna be, Chitose?

Oris it you don't have the confidence to win against me?

Hey, hey, stop rambling on, you first-year nun!

You can't win against Chitose's huge...

Stay out of it, tiny breasts. You can't win against Chitose's huge...

Stay out of it, tiny breasts.

What's your decision, Chitose?

Do it, Chitose!

Drop this chick to the ground!

I give you permission!

More like, smash her!

Calm down, Yuko!

Not her face. Please make it the body. Calm down, Yuko!

Not her face. Please make it the body.

It's gotten interesting, hasn't it, Chitose?

We promise to compete fair and square!

We will now be starting East Tousen High School's sports day.

Get set...

Justice

Justice It's our first competition, lkkou!

Enemy of Men

On your mark...

Get set...

Goal!

100 meters in three seconds flat?

It's easily a world record.

Cheater!

Chairman, that was...

It's allowed.

It's allowed, huh...

U-Up next is the boys' 200-meter dash.

Huge Breast Lover

Huge Breast Lover Another competition!

Huge Breast Lover There's no way to win if it's back to back like this...

On your mark...get set...

Ch-Chairman that was...

I-If Kazuki's doing it, then it's allowed...

What?

I won?

I lost, but this sensation like I'm rising up to the heavens...

And with that, the match continues.

Up next is the girls 100-meter dash.

Please keep your promise of letting who wins...

...do whatever they want to lkkou.

On your mark...

Get set...

Don't you lose, Chitose!

Good luck!

Kazuki! Kazuki!

Huge breast girl should stay to the side quietly!

Why you!

Kazuki!

Kazuki, are you okay?

Yes, I'm fine...

That's called retribution.

Yuko...

Up next is the class cavalry battle.

Those who are competing, please gather at the exit gate.

Sakura...

Have you seen Kazuki?

That first year?

No, I haven't seen her, but is there something wrong?

No...

I just got worried.

There's no need for you to worry.

She ruined herself because she did a dirty thing by elbowing you.

No, it's not like that...

Kazuki...

...went to the gym storage room with lkkou.

The gym storage room?

I'm sorry to make you help carry this stuff.

Kazuki, you hurt your leg.

You don't have to worry about anything.

There's no way Kazuki would do such a thing...

K-K-Kazuki?

I'm sorry. My leg...it hurts...

R-Really?

Y-Your leg hurts...

A-Are you okay now?

Not yet.

You're okay now, right?

Not yet.

C-Come on, you're okay now, right?

Not yet.

I can't...hold it in any longer...

It aches so much I can't take it...

It aches so much deep inside, and I can't hold it in any longer...

You're talking about your leg, right?

It's about your leg injury, right, Kazuki?

That's what you think, Ikkou?

Please lick it...

Hurry, it's going to fester...

Lick, lick...

Ouch!

Damn it...

Yanagi?

Ikkou and Kazuki are inside...

...but there's a barrier spell, and I can't get in.

Barrier spell?

For what purpose?

There, that's the spot, Ikkou...

What the heck is that!

I'm going to save you right now, Kazuki!

Yanagi power max!

Ikkou?

Kazuki?

Lick?

Ikkou!

This is bad. He's halfway gone...

Jump out, adolescence! This is bad. He's halfway gone...

He awakened!

He awakened! He awakened!

What? What? What!

You gotta be kidding!

W-What?

Did he do it?

And with that, this situation is solved.

Goddess of mercy!

Yuko, please take care of him.

No problem! Kaiser Wave!

And now we end the East Tousen High School sports day.

Girls Locker Room

Girls Locker Room Seriously, what was with that?

Seriously, what was with that?

Calm down.

Who cares? All's well that ends well!

I don't really get how it ended well, though...

Man, I seriously thought I was going to die.

Seriously, it was a close call! It's so wonderful to be alive!

You're so troublesome!

After all that, I was rejected by Kazuki anyway...

I'm sorry, lkkou.

Yanagi...

May I borrow that?

No! May I borrow that?

Give it!

No!

Give it!

No! Give it!

Go.

W-Why...

I've fallen.

Are you serious?

Guided by those engraved words Kizamareta moji ni michibikare

I start again from the place I struggled to reach Tadoritsuita basho kara mata hajimarunda

Come on, lonesome traveler Saa, lonesome traveler

Oh road sign, how many travelers... Doredake no tabibito wo

...have you seen off, I wonder? Miokutta no darou michishirube yo

My index finger rushes over parchment... Hi ni yaketa chizu wo toku

...as I try to figure out my faded map Hitosashi yubi ga saki wo isogu

I want to hear your voice Anata no koe ga kikitai

I hum a rhapsody alone Hitori kuchizusamu rhapsody

As I travel along this sunburnt road... Hateru koto nado nai you na

...that seems to have no end Yaketsuita michi no ue de

Guided by those engraved words Kizamareta moji ni michibikare

I start again from the place I struggled to reach Tadoritsuita basho kara mata hajimarunda

Ah...

For as many things as you've lost, Ushinatta mono to onaji dake no

An equal amount lies waiting to be found Atarashii deai ga matterunda

Come on, lonesome traveler Saa, lonesome traveler

Come on, lonesome traveler Saa, lonesome traveler

Hinata, are you used to high school life now?

"Ha" is for hardcore.

What?

"Ni" is for Nishi Shinjuku.

Huh?

"Wa" is for the girl that you walked away from.

Hinata, what are you saying?

With the haniwa's pathos and distress in my heart...

What?

The next episode is "Don't Haniwa Mel!"

Please look forward to it...

What? It's that kind of story?

Next Episode: Don't Haniwa Me!! What? It's that kind of story?

Next Episode: Don't Haniwa Me!!