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This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to actual persons or organizations is purely coincidental.

Second year in high school!

Hello, everyone! Second year in high school!

Third year in high school!

Where do you think you're shooting! Third year in high school!

Brand new school year!

Cameraman! This way! I said this way!

We're all in the same class again!

All right!

Yeah!

You know this was done by Lady Jyotoku, right?

Using her power as vice principal...

I know that. I'm just saying it feels good.

Why?

Why do I have to be with them even at school?

I want to at least have freedom at school.

Lady Jyotoku fears that, so that's why we're together...

Think about your situation!

What's that?

Preparation for tomorrow's entrance ceremony!

Sakura doesn't know how to treat people right!

What are you talking about? I have a pile of work too, you know!

Now that I'm the head of the student council...

...I'm going to create stricter rules and make this school...

...a happy and fun environment for all!

Don't act spoiled, dear Amaenaide yo anata

Stay like this, on the other side of our dream Konomama yume no kanata

I won't say it to you just yet... Mada anata ni wa oshienai

Ah My Buddha!! I won't say it to you just yet... Mada anata ni wa oshienai

Ah My Buddha!!

Ah My Buddha!! Katsu!!!

Do buds that wait for the spring... Haru wo matsu tsubomi wa sugu ni

...bloom up right away? Fukurandeyuku no ka na

Loosen your hand... Kataku nigirishimeta

...that you've closed up so tightly Tenohira wo hodoite

And feel the wind that carries the seasons along Kisetsu hakobu kaze wo kanjite yo

Don't act spoiled, dear Amaenaide yo anata

Stay like this, on the other side of our dream Konomama yume no kanata

Pull me close with those hands, Me ga sametara kiechaisou na

As though I'll disappear when you open your eyes Watashi wo sono te de hikiyosete

The feeling that blooms in my chest Kono mune ni saku omoi

The feeling I keep secret in my heart Kokoro ni himeta omoi

Yeah, yeah, yeah

I won't say it to you just yet... Mada anata ni wa oshienai

But I want to tell you Demo anata ni wa oshietai

I can't love anyone else but you Mou anata shika aisenai

Don't Fan Me!!

Hina, you're finally in high school! Congratulations!

Brand new school year.

Shiny and new first year high schooler.

I can't believe you grew up so fast!

A sweet high school student... I can't believe you grew up so fast!

A sweet high school student... I can't stop crying!

I can't stop crying!

Here you go.

Talisman

A talisman?

A gift from all of us!

You better wear them to the entrance ceremony!

You're becoming a grown-up, so be careful!

I believe you're one of us now!

I hope you can stay away from all the filth!

If you can be popular, your high school life will be wonderful.

What about you, Ikkou?

This one...wait...

Where is it...

I don't want it...

Um...

Fail...

Ceremony Area

And now, we're going to begin the 76th annual entrance ceremony...

...here at East Tousen High School.

Let's welcome the new students!

There's Hinata!

She's wearing the talisman!

Hinata, show us the peace sign!

Stop that. It's embarrassing!

So what? We're her family at the temple...

...50 we have to make this exciting for her!

I see. You're right.

Hey, Hinata!

You ignoring me?

And so, with those things in mind...

...I would like for you to have a high school that is worthwhile.

That is all.

Next, we have a speech from a first year student.

Representing them is...

Wasn't this girl...

Representing them is Kazuki Kazusano!

It's her!

She's a first year student?

Kazuki Kazusano is the one you met from Koushou;ji?

Yeah.

Man, she's so cute!

I would like to thank the principal, the guests, and all the teachers...

...for preparing this wonderful entrance ceremony for us today.

That's not all! ...for preparing this wonderful entrance ceremony for us today.

Remember the day with the god of wealth?

We saw a strange woman at the inn.

Chitose, I don't hate you at all.

Let's try to be friends, okay?

Well, everyone. See you again!

That is all. Representative for first year students Kazuki...

...Kazusano.

Panties!

White! Panties!

It's my fantasy!

What was with that wind?

It came from within the room!

Wh-What? What's going on?

H-He's here again this year!

I knew it!

What the heck!

Well done, well done! There's nothing better than something new!

What a wonderful view!

Who are you?

As expected of the first year representative!

A beautiful girl with a perfect score!

But! That skirt length is a failure!

That idiot! Every year, he's here and he hasn't learned his lesson!

He's going especially wild this year.

What is he? An evil spirit?

He is known as "The First."

He's the spirit of the first student president of East Tousen High School.

Disorder of public morals is disorder of the heart!

Disorder of public morals is disorder of the heart! He shows up every new school year and says that stuff, but...

I'll punish you, I'll punish you! He shows up every new school year and says that stuff, but...

Take this! Take this! ...he's just a delinquent spirit that embarrasses the first years!

A student council president and a delinquent?

Boing! Boing! A student council president and a delinquent?

Boing! Boing! Boing! It's usually after the ceremony!

It's usually after the ceremony!

Boing! Boing! Boing! It's usually after the ceremony!

Boing! Boing! Boing! He came out early this year.

He teased me last year...

The First is very discerning, so he only teases cute ones.

T-Teased meaning...

That's...you know...

No!

Idiot!

After all, that guy just likes boobs and butts...

The smell of an innocent maiden!

The perfect moment of just starting to grow up!

This totally passes!

Right now, I'm going to gather a new sprout!

It's a success!

I see! That's why you gave her the talismans this morning!

It was just a thought, but... I see! That's why you gave her the talismans this morning!

It was just a thought, but...

Ouch!

You... Don't you put your filthy hands on my adorable little sister!

Sakura, your personality changed...

She's always like that...

Are you okay too?

Yes, thank you very much, Student Council President!

Is that so, Sakura Sugai?

You finally made it to student council president.

First Student Council President! It's none of your business!

When you just entered this school, you were young and cute.

Wh-Who cares about so long ago...

Let's see, I'll make you remember how you used to be a new bud!

I want to go back to those days!

No!

Revenge for adolescence!

Idiot!

My gosh, you never get tired of it each year, do you!

Miss Jyotokul!

It's too easy if I let you rest in peace with sutras!

I'll drop you down to hell!

Everyone, get to it!

Neo Exorcism Rangers are here! Neo Exorcism Rangers are here!

Exorcism Rangers?

No fair, they have five!

Gym Class Storage

Gym Class Storage In you go!

Gym Class Storage Ouch!

Miss Jyotoku, I'm sorry, so sorry!

Stop being an idiot and calm down!

Once you're done reflecting, I'll let you rest in peace!

No! I don't want to go! Once you're done reflecting, I'll let you rest in peace!

No! I don't want to go!

If I'm not here, I can't see the pretty girls!

If I'm not here, I can't see the pretty girls! Gosh, why is he the first student council president...

Damnit... They securely sealed me in...

You old hag and four-eyes!

I'm sorry. I'm kidding. Young lady and Miss Four-eyes...

Those panties are...

If you stay that way, they're going to let you go, right?

I'll save you.

What did you say? This is definitely Buddha in hell!

I'm so grateful! I'm so grateful!

Buddha has a lot going on too...

...S0 in exchange, I want you to help me.

What?

Hey, freshmen!

Hey, you! You have a good body! Hey, freshmen!

Hey, you! You have a good body! Why don't you compete at great games with us!

Join volleyball club! Why don't you compete at great games with us!

Join volleyball club!

Play Ping-Pong!

Stay away!

I'm a sophomore!

Yuko Atouda! We...we want you! Yuko Atouda! We...we want you!

Idiots! Don't say it like that!

We want you! We want you!

Sparkle! Sparkle!

Man, I told them I'd be a supporter anytime...

You're so popular, Yuko.

What, Chitose? You joined the home economics club?

Yeah, I'm helping Sumi out just during recruitment.

Your cooking isn't very good...

I don't need you saying that to me!

Who made this one?

I did.

Really! It's very well-made!

Then, are you going to join the home economics club?

Good, good. Why don't you become the model for the photography club?

No!

Our art club is the one...

...able to pull out your inner beauty. Right, Curator Futamura?

What a dreadful girl! You must join my drama club!

Um, how about the haniwa research club...

Um...

What! You're going to join our club?

Joining is up to the person!

What nerve, forcing people to join in front of the student council president.

I won't say anything if you're prepared to have no budget for this year.

She's got more authority now...

Totally killed your courage! She's got more authority now...

Totally killed your courage! Yeah...

Authority is such a scary thing, isn't it?

No, that's not authority. It's more like Sakura is...

Ka-ka-ka...

Miss Kazuki!

May I ask why we are linking arms with each other?

Because if I'm not like this...

...all the scary upperclassmen are going to persuade me to join.

Y-You're right!

That's exactly right!

Man, lkkou...

Even though he's just Ikkou...

Ikkou, you immoral animal...

What should I do about a club?

I want to be in the same club as you, lkkou.

M-Miss Kazuki, with the clubs, I...

Don't call me Miss Kazuki.

I'm an underclassman.

Th-Then, Kazuki?

Oh gosh! We sound like lovers!

This is awesome!

Hinata... You're Hinata Sugai, right?

Then we're in the same class, right?

Nice to meet you!

Nice to meet you...

Hinata, did you decide what club to join yet?

The black magic research club.

That doesn't exist!

The Chinese ball trick club...

That doesn't exist either!

Then do you want to go around checking out clubs together?

Airborne Triple CatTwist

Airborne Triple CatTwist Welcome to the aiki jujitsu club!

What are you doing here?

What am I doing? I'm a member of this club.

What?

I didn't tell you guys?

You never said anything!

More importantly, what is this?

Ikkou, you were the type to be popular with the younger crowd?

That's not possible.

What? That's not possible.

That's not true, is it?

She's so erotic regardless of what she wears...

Okay, we'll be starting the trial practice now! She's so erotic regardless of what she wears...

Okay, we'll be starting the trial practice now!

K-Kazuki?

I-I'm sorry! I was mesmerized by Haruka's wonderful body.

Oh, yeah! You're right. It's amazing!

Bounce.

Haruka Amanogawa, third year trainee at Saienji Temple.

Bounce. Bounce. Haruka Amanogawa, third year trainee at Saienji Temple.

Bounce. Bounce. Requires special attention since she has the power of the Heavenly Realm.

And what is with those violently large boobs?

Bounce. Bounce. And what is with those violently large boobs?

Ba-bam!

She laughed?

She laughed through her nose!

She plays innocent with her boobs!

Okay, let's actually try it out.

Mount Fuji!

Fuji...

Nosebleed, nosebleed. So heavy! You make the opponent fall and if you pin them for 15 seconds, you win.

Nosebleed, nosebleed!

Nosebleed, nosebleed! He's going to die. Ikkou's going to die.

I'm totally dry! No more blood!

Okay, did everyone pair up? I'm totally dry! No more blood!

Yes. Yes.

Hey, Hinata.

How much do you guys know about Ikkou's power?

Seems like he only awakens by worldy desires, so...

...I guess holy priest Saizen's powers are unstable.

Begin!

I feel it's fine even if Ikkou can only be awakened by worldly desires.

Regardless of what form it is, it's the holy priest Saizen's powers.

Why is there a need to be frightened of it?

As a monk of the Saito sect, isn't this something you should welcome?

Counterattack...

No! Ikkou!

Rolling Cradle...

Rolling Cradle...

Hinata, I don't think that's aikido.

Hey, Kazuki! Tap me in! Tap me in!

I'm very, very strong too!

Nice timing!

Roger!

Who is he?

Tap.

What? Tap.

A tiger?

A dog!

I'm going to beat down many monsters!

My special move!

Mega Crash!

And with that, totally complete!

Bad!

I'm sorry. I went too far...

You can't do such a thing at the holy dojo.

Haruka, he's a wandering spirit.

You found out!

Just what I'd expect from Miss Jyotoku's disciples.

You can sense the appeal of a trained man's body!

I didn't sense it at all...

Resurrection revenge! I didn't sense it at all...

Resurrection revenge!

As I thought...

For sure, absolutely...

We sealed you before. How did you get out?

I can't reveal that because of the contract with my client!

What the heck...?

So here I come!

I'll show you the powers of the first student council president...

Watch the bold but delicate dance of the spring wind!

Hinata!

Young sprout! I'm going to get that unripe fruit!

Idiot!

I don't know how you resurrected,

but the sin of dishonoring the dojo and humiliating Hinata is serious!

Haruka, I'm scared!

H-Hey, Kazuki! Haruka, I'm scared!

H-Hey, Kazuki! I'm scared!

Hold on a second! Haruka, I'm scared!

Jumping at the chance!

A high school student having such a wonderful body...

It's totally breaking school rules!

Wake up! Ikkou, if you don't wake up, it's going to be a problem!

I'm awake! I'm totally awake!

Ikkou, help!

K-K-K-Kazuki?

No!

He awakened!

He awakened! He awakened!

He awakened! He awakened.

Wh-What is this light?

The light of purification?

That light...

Ikkou?

This feeling...

It's rather like resting in peace isn't that bad of an option.

Hinata, are you okay?

Yeah...

Hinata, here comes the erotic rebound.

Yeah.

Goddess of mercy!

Don't make us work so hard.

Where's Kazuki?

Hm? Come to think of it...

Holy priest Saizen's power...it's amazing...

I was right. lIkkou is wonderful...

Ikkou!

Ikkou!

Chitose!

No, this is...

Chitose, this was...

Idiot!

Geez, if it's a misunderstanding, you have to let me know!

I did tell you! Geez!

Thanks to you, lkkou, I was saved.

What?

As I thought, Ikkou, your power is amazing!

Hey, I don't know what you're thinking of, but...

I'm not thinking of anything...

...Yuko.

Oh...okay...

Well, see you tomorrow!

See you in the pure land!

Guided by those engraved words Kizamareta moji ni michibikare

I start again from the place I struggled to reach Tadoritsuita basho kara mata hajimarunda

Come on, lonesome traveler Saa, lonesome traveler

Oh road sign, how many travelers... Doredake no tabibito wo

...have you seen off, I wonder? Miokutta no darou michishirube yo

My index finger rushes over parchment... Hi ni yaketa chizu wo toku

...as I try to figure out my faded map Hitosashi yubi ga saki wo isogu

I want to hear your voice Anata no koe ga kikitai

I hum a rhapsody alone Hitori kuchizusamu rhapsody

As I travel along this sunburnt road... Hateru koto nado nai you na

...that seems to have no end Yaketsuita michi no ue de

Guided by those engraved words Kizamareta moji ni michibikare

I start again from the place I struggled to reach Tadoritsuita basho kara mata hajimarunda

Ah...

For as many things as you've lost, Ushinatta mono to onaji dake no

An equal amount lies waiting to be found Atarashii deai ga matterunda

Come on, lonesome traveler Saa, lonesome traveler

Come on, lonesome traveler Saa, lonesome traveler

Kazuki Kazusano, age 15, first year in high school.

I'm really happy to enter a school with the upperclassman I look up to.

I'm going to work hard on my love life and my studies. Was that good?

Yeah, yeah, you're so good!

Please don't praise me so much.

With this and that, the next episode is "Don't Come Back!!"

Don't miss it!

Perfect! You are a genius!

See you in the pure land...

Huh? See you in the pure land...

No, nothing!

Next Episode: Don't Come Back!! No, nothing!

Next Episode: Don't Come Back!! L-Love birds!

Next Episode: Don't Come Back!!