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Joro spider This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to actual persons or organizations is purely coincidental.

Joro spider This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to actual persons or organizations is purely coincidental. I'm not that lenient!

This one won't rest in peace.

Yeah.

Hey, is everything okay?

You want me to help?

Back off!

I can do it myself!

I'll exorcise this spirit on my own!

lkkou...

It broke free!

Chitose!

No! What is this stuff?

No!

I can't move!

So sticky.

Ikkou!

Volcanic eruption!

It's overflowing, this feeling Afurete yuku no wa kono kimochi

Ah My Buddha!!!

Down at the beach, feelin' so good Namiuchigiwa de feelin' so good

l invite you over and make a surreal pose Kimi wo sasotte shuuru na poozu

Hey, gently take my hand Hora sotto te wo tsunaide

You're the kind of guy who's cool... Kimi wa nanimo iwazu ni

...without saying a word Kuuru na ko

Like a cinemascope that's a little warped... Chotto magatta shinemasukoopu

...during the prologue of the story Monogatari no puroroogu ni

Call out my name with a sweet voice, Namae wo yonde amaeta koe de

And laugh like you always do Itsumono you ni waratte

Go!! lke!!

It's overflowing, this feeling Afurete yuku no wa kono kimochi

Words can't begin to express it Kotoba ja tenioenakute

I gently touch your back Sotto senaka e

I think now is "the right time" Ima "sonotoki" datte sou omou

It's balanced like the swing of a pendulum Furiko saiku no baransu

And now I'm forgetting it, this feeling Wasureteyuku no mo kono kimochi

Ah, ah...

Ah, ah...

Ah, ah...

Don't Tease Mel!

Saienji Temple

Saienji Temple You awakened after all!

You awakened after all!

I can't help it!

I guess you could call it male instinct or something...

No more excuses!

Y-Yes.

Maybe it wasn't a good idea to let Ikkou do it on his own.

You didn't have to say it like that...

I'm glad the little one was there that time.

Goddess of mercy!

Go.

Good.

Anyway, you should repent, Ikkou!

If you overestimate your ability,

then you might put everyone's lives in danger.

Y-Yes...

Ikkou...

You need to train more, Ikkou.

Yes.

Well, even if I train, is my power going to get stronger?

The season is here again.

Yes.

Huh?

I'm putting you two in charge this year.

You can do it, right?

But...

Don't worry.

As long as you're around, there won't be any problems.

H-Haruka...

Yes, we'll give it a try.

Good.

It's been decided...

Did you hear that, Ikkou?

For tomorrow's job, you need to follow their lead.

T-Tomorrow?

I believe tomorrow is...

Good morning.

Today is December 24th, Christmas Eve.

This is the Morning News.

No...

I don't like these robes in the winter since it's cold out.

I've got goosebumps.

Just goosebumps, Chitose?

Your nipples are getting hard too!

They're hard!

They're not hard!

Stop fooling around and get ready!

They're really late.

What's taking them so long?

Take it easy.

Girls take a long time to get ready for going out.

Going out? But it's just mendicancy.

Just?

What do you mean by that, you inexperienced fool!

Ah, nothing...

Mendicancy is about receiving money from ordinary citizens in order for us to live.

It's very important work.

The meaning of this mendicancy has been somewhat forgotten.

But we still want people to know there is a temple nearby,

and it's a good opportunity for people to understand the importance of offering.

As for the other job, you just do what I said last night.

You just need to follow Sakura and Haruka's lead.

Today's job is a bit troublesome.

Yes...

Well, you can count on us, Ikkou.

We'll do a good job and lead you all the way.

T-Thank you.

Come to think of it, it's been over six months since I came...

...and I haven't seen much of Haruka's prayer techniques.

Don't worry. Don't worry.

Can she really use any? Don't worry. Don't worry.

Can she really use any?

Sorry to keep you waiting!

Okay, we're all here now.

Now, go do a great job today.

Yes! Yes!

I mean, couldn't we avoid doing this today?

Mendicancy on Christmas Eve?

Don't say that. It makes me want to cry.

Oh, that's right.

Ikkou wasn't with us last year.

Huh?

46 years ago today on Christmas Eve...

...there was a train accident at Ichinohashi station with many casualties.

Today is that anniversary.

We have to exorcise the spirits of the victims who died that day.

We have to exorcise spirits from an accident that occurred 46 years ago?

Not just this year.

We do this every year.

Every year?

It all started 40 years ago.

On the seventh anniversary of the accident.

A train experienced a bizarre malfunction.

Lady Jyotoku was hired by the stationmaster at the time for the exorcism.

And she found that the mechanical failure was caused by the spirits of the deceased.

Those spirits were exorcised by Lady Jyotoku.

But even after 46 years on this anniversary of Christmas eve, the spirits that...

...couldn't rest in peace are coming back to the site of the accident.

What? Even now?

They're here.

Hey, wait a minute...

No way...

There weren't this many last year...

This is the 45th anniversary.

For the spirits, it's a very special day.

That's why there are more spirits.

Doesn't this have any effect on other people?

Don't worry.

They are just heading toward the site of the accident, the place they died.

Haruka, please begin!

Yes.

Spirits are gathering as Haruka recites her sutra.

She's exorcising the spirits just by reciting her sutra?

There's no need for a barrier or a platform?

If she created a barrier in a crowded place like this,

she wouldn't be able to exorcise them from the commotion.

This is your first time seeing it.

What?

Haruka's power of the six realms.

The power of the Realm of Heaven.

Six realms...

Realm of Heaven...

What was that again?

You know, this is why Lady Jyotoku yells at you all the time!

You know about the guardian Bodhisattva who saves people in the six realms, right?

Yeah.

You didn't know that, right?

Yeah...

That's why Lady Jyotoku yells at you.

Six realms.

Heaven.

Human.

Asura.

Animal.

Starving Ghost.

Hell.

Those are the six realms.

Out of those six, Haruka's power is closely associated with...

...the power of the Buddhist Saint of Heaven.

She can exorcise spirits without the use of a barrier or platform.

That can only be done by Haruka and her power of heaven.

She may be lazy and carefree,

but nobody has a better prayer technique than her.

I didn't know Haruka's technique was so great...

We can't use powers similar to Haruka's yet.

Yet?

Oh, didn't I tell you?

The six of us at the temple are all connected to the powers of the six realms.

Ordinary nuns have the powers of the six realms?

I never even heard of that before!

Maybe these girls are all unbelievably strong?

Oh!

What is it?

Does this mean I have the powers of the six realms as well?

I mean, I'm part of Saienji Temple too.

You were just transferred from your old temple.

But you might have the erotic guardian on your side.

And you have the guardian of Asura on your side?

How did you know?

I can easily tell...

You want me to show you the power of Asura?

Violent aura...

Shut up!

You're distracting Haruka! Concentrate and do your job!

Yes. Yes.

Gosh...

But...

When Ikkou awakens, he displays immense power...

I'm sure it comes from somewhere,

and if you think about it, it could be the power of the six realms...

...that he just mentioned.

I guess that was the last one.

Good job, Haruka.

Sakura.

Haruka!

It's very exhausting to exorcise that many spirits at once.

Hey, are you okay?

Can you get home by yourself?

Don't worry about me.

You guys have some work left, right?

Good luck.

Oh, jeez... Hinata, I want you to go with her.

Well, Hinata. Let's go home!

I know she was borrowing the power of the six realms,

but she exorcised for ten hours straight!

Well, see you later.

I guess Haruka is really something...

All right!

I have to try harder after seeing Haruka like that!

You're right!

Let's go. We don't have much time.

Yes! Yes!

Ichinohashi Station

This is where it gets tough!

We have to find the spirits that got away from Haruka's exorcism...

...and lay them to rest at the site of the accident!

Well, how come there are spirits inside this balloon?

Exorcising a Santa spirit on Christmas? That's no laughing matter!

When the spirits come together, they find a place that's easy to gather in.

That's what caused the train accident back then.

It may not look like it from the outside,

but the spirits inside are full of rage!

Don't take this one too lightly!

Yeah! Yeah!

Spread out and exorcise each individual spirit!

Be gone!

I'll recite the sutra!

Here we go!

Pay attention, Ikkou!

Yeah, thanks.

I'm ready!

Okay.

I created a barrier!

Same here!

My sutra is complete!

Now, go rest in peace!

Needs more sutra?

Then one more time!

Sakura! They're in trouble!

I know!

Chitose!

The barrier is alive!

I know it's hard,

but you'll have to hang in there until I finish this sutra!

I can't breathe...

Ikkou!

We can't just leave them like that!

You just keep reading your sutra!

All right! I'll go rescue Sumi!

Hold it! You guys are...

Jeez, they're unbelievable!

I can't pull her out!

Ikkou! Don't worry about me...

You just listen to what Sakura says...

I don't have the kind of powers that you guys have...

...s0 I just want to help by using the physical power that I have!

I-lIkkou...

Ready, set...

Ouch...

Are you okay, lkkou?

Yeah...

Are you okay?

What?

Sumi, Chitose. Hang in there...

Hey, she doesn't look well!

Hurry!

Wait! Almost there!

What is it this time?

What are you doing?

You pervert! Pervert, pervert, pervert!

Pervert, pervert, pervert!

If you overestimate your ability, then you might put everyone's lives in danger.

Can't awaken! Can't awaken!

Chitose!

Give me a hand...

What?

Sakura?

I'm not sure if I can make it rest in peace with this sutra.

So...

Huh?

That's why we have to act swiftly, and do something that actually works...

But you don't have to...

Awaken, lkkou!

Merry Christmas!

He awakened!

He awakened! He awakened!

The mysterious power that lies inside of Ikkou...

Our powers are nothing compared to that.

All right! We did it this time, Sakura!

Sakura!

Well, I want you to run before that pervert strikes...

Here he comes!

Goddess of mercy!

Power Geyser!

Cheers!

Enough for eight people! Eight people!

It feels good to drink juice... Enough for eight people! Eight people!

It feels good to drink juice...

...especially after a hard day's work. How perfect!

What do you mean, especially good?

You said you'd help, but you just touched other people's bodies!

I didn't touch anything.

Besides, you awakened again.

You need more training!

Oh, really? You need more training!

You're right. Sorry about that!

He's feeling much better now.

It was a great opportunity for your big boobs to get crushed!

What did you say?

I dare you to say it again, you perverted monk!

You and your useless big boobs!

I'm sorry, Lady Jyotoku. You and your useless big boobs!

I'm sorry, Lady Jyotoku. What? Go away, go away!

In the end... What? Go away, go away!

In the end, I couldn't prevent Ikkou from awakening. Go away, perverted monk!

Go away, perverted monk!

Well, that's okay.

I was thinking of going to do the exorcism myself.

You two did well.

I'm sure it's not easy babysitting your inexperienced colleagues,

but I'm counting on you.

Yes!

So...

Whose boobs were bigger?

Sakura or Chitose?

Ah, let's see...

Well...

The one with the bigger boobs...

You don't have to say it! You don't have to say it!

I have the biggest boobs!

Ah, if we escape this rainy cave Ah, ame no doukutsu wo nuketara

Ah, rings of light will overlap one another Ah, hikari no wa ga kasanariau

Hey hey hey,

if you can feel the beginning of summer Natsu no hajimari wo kanjitara

Hi hi hi,

then squint your eyes and open your umbrella Me wo hosomete kasa wo hiraku

In the alleyway where I walked to avoid the sun Hinata wo sakete aruita roji ni

You try to act brave as your shadow stretches out Tsuyogari na kimi no kage ga nobiru

The blue in the sky starts to melt Tokedashita sora no ao

It will soon burn bright red, happy end Yagate makka ni moete, happy end

Now I'm sure they'll continue, happy days Ima tashika ni tsuzuku happy days

Look, it's burning bright red, happy end Hora makka ni moete happy end

Now I'm sure they'll continue, happy days Ima tashika ni tsuzuku happy days

Well, about the planning for the end...

I want to go to a place with good food!

Maybe we should reserve another place for the party?

Huh? What is this feeling?

This feeling? You know...

You know...

Ch-Chitose?

Everyone. Thank you for supporting us.

Our next episode is "Don't Awaken!!"

"Ah My Buddha" will never perish!

What?

Next Episode: Don't Awaken!! What?

Next Episode: Don't Awaken!! Ikkou! You better make a lasting impression!

Next Episode: Don't Awaken!! Huh?

Next Episode: Don't Awaken!!