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This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to actual persons or organizations is purely coincidental.

Hot spring!

There lies the dreams of mankind!

People go to rest their bodies and heal their emotional pain.

It's the last paradise on Earth!

Plus...

Plus...

Ikkou, you're...

...thinking of something indecent, aren't you?

Hey! What are you guys doing?

If you don't hurry, we're leaving you here!

Are you all right, Ikkou?

This is like paradise on Earth!

It's overflowing, this feeling Afurete yuku no wa kono kimochi

Ah My Buddha!!!

Down at the beach, feelin' so good Namiuchigiwa de feelin' so good

l invite you over and make a surreal pose Kimi wo sasotte shuuru na poozu

Hey, gently take my hand Hora sotto te wo tsunaide

You're the kind of guy who's cool... Kimi wa nanimo iwazu ni

...without saying a word Kuuru na ko

Like a cinemascope that's a little warped... Chotto magatta shinemasukoopu

...during the prologue of the story Monogatari no puroroogu ni

Call out my name with a sweet voice, Namae wo yonde amaeta koe de

And laugh like you always do Itsumono you ni waratte

Go!! lke!!

It's overflowing, this feeling Afurete yuku no wa kono kimochi

Words can't begin to express it Kotoba ja tenioenakute

I gently touch your back Sotto senaka e

I think now is "the right time" Ima "sonotoki" datte sou omou

It's balanced like the swing of a pendulum Furiko saiku no baransu

And now I'm forgetting it, this feeling Wasureteyuku no mo kono kimochi

Ah, ah...

Ah, ah...

Ah, ah...

Don't Get Me Wet!!

I think I'll die...

Man... you have no endurance, lkkou!

Are you okay?

Think of this as part of training and do a good job!

Then you guys should carry some! What the heck?!

Why do I have to carry all of your belongings?

That's what you get for thinking indecent things!

I was only thinking about it...

About what?

Nudity!

I'm sorry. I'll carry them.

Allow me to carry them.

Let's go, everyone.

You're a man, right?

Stop complaining and keep walking.

It's called ladies first. Ladies first.

Huh? Lady? Where?

Why you...

Go roll down the hill!

I'll die! I'll die! I'll die! I'll die!

I'm rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling!

Help! Stop this thing!

We're really deep in the woods now.

I wonder if there really is a temple around here...

Saienji Temple

Saienji Temple Starting tomorrow...

...I want you all to go on a haishou for two days.

Normally, haishou is when the temple requests service of monks...

...when they're short-handed during a memorial service.

But that temple always suffered from a shortage of workers.

Which temple are we going to?

It's in the Sanyo region, at the "Jousenji Temple" of the Saito sect.

Their chief priest is named Yousen and we've been friends since childhood.

Every year, we send our people over there to help them.

Man, this is such a hassle.

Stop complaining!

The job is hard, but it's a good place.

You've been there before, Sakura?

Haruka and I went there before you guys came to Saieniji.

So, we're staying back this time.

If we don't have work or training, we'll definitely go again, right?

I mean, the hot spring is just...

Hot spring? Hot spring?

It's Jouseniji's specialty. A secret hot spring with medicinal effects.

It is said that the hot spring also has positive effects on your spiritual powers.

It's also good for maintaining beauty. It'll make your skin smooth.

Go take a break, but train hard at the same time!

I'll be dead before I can take a break.

That's...

Hot!

Spring!

Hot spring! Hot spring! Hot spring! Hot spring!

Hey! You'll trip!

Jeez, they're unbelievable.

Huh? What's wrong with you two?

What?

Oh, it's nothing.

Let's go.

Well, well. Thank you very much for coming all this way.

I'm lIkkou, and these are my four disciples... Ouch!

I'm the chief priest, Yousen.

Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.

As you can see, this old monk is the only one at this old temple...

...s0 it's hard to maintain.

I'm always grateful for the services provided by Miss Jyotoku.

Miss...

Jyotoku?

Oh, my. It's starting to snow again...

Looks like you can admire the snowy view while taking a bath...

Wow, so romantic...

Beautiful.

But cold...

Good thing we came, right?

Hot spring! Hot spring! Snow-covered hot spring!

Yeah! Let's go!

Well, let's get to work now...

What? What?

What about the hot spring?

Wait a minute! What about the hot spring?

We just got here! Let's take a little break and...

I know you people are tired, but think of it as helping this old tree...

I guess it's true...

That he's a friend of Lady Jyotoku...

I agree.

There!

Alrighty!

Yuko is so manly...

There! There! Dig! Dig! Dig! Dig! Dig! Dig! Dig!

Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!

Nice! Melt it all! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!

Gramps, there's no point in doing laundry!

It'll stop snowing soon.

I wonder if they will be okay.

Maybe they'll freeze...

Oh, no!

A loincloth?

You old fart! Don't make a lady wash your dirty loincloth!

Where's this lady you speak of?

Yuko is so manly...

Damn!

We haven't even gone to the hot spring.

What can I say? We're here to train, you know.

Maybe we can go after our work is done.

You're right.

Hey, Ikkou! You missed a spot!

Hot spring!

Looks like they cleaned up real nicely.

Now, then...

Hot spring?!

Now, I want you folks to train under the waterfall.

Purify your body with the waterfall and let your...

...heart be as one with our temple.

Then you will be able to train much harder.

Who said we could go to the hot spring after our work was done?

But...

Wow, the water pressure is unbelievable!

We have to enter wearing only this?

If we don't wear it tightly, it'll come right off...

You people need more guts!

Huh?

If you train your mind to transcend pain, even fire will feel cool.

Ikkou?

Ikkou...

Yeah!

Calm down!

Ikkou?

I don't think it's a good idea.

He fell apart.

He just got dumber...

Feels good!

Man, I feel clean!

It felt much better than I thought.

Yeah.

What did you think, Hinata?

My spiritual powers and the fresh water blended nicely...

...and it felt really good.

How did it go, people?

This training made your body firm, no?

What is it?

No!

Butt... boobs... transparent...

He awakened

He awakened It's show time.

What are you staring at?

What are you doing?

That's why I told you to wear it tightly.

I did!

Why did this happen?

That was...

Must've been my imagination...

I knew it...

Did I add too much salt?

You shouldn't eat it.

Let's do it again...

I can't believe Ikkou!

He's such a pervert! Hopeless!

You're still mad at him?

If he's lazy and full of confusion, he won't be able to train well!

So what?

You're already used to showing him your naked body, right?

No way!

"I'm still embarrassed!" Is that it?

Yuko!

Okay.

What's wrong with Chitose?

Any guy would get excited if they saw something like that...

Should I put this here?

Hmm...

No matter how much work I do, this is endless...

Don't tell me he saved all this work for us on purpose.

Damn...

I heard that you have some power...

Huh? Power?

You heard something from Grandma?

That kind of power...

I don't think it's a good idea to use it that much.

You don't need to tell me. I already know.

Every time I awaken is against my will.

But I just can't help it.

I try to do something about it, but it just gets confusing...

In the end, I just end up creating trouble for Chitose and the others.

I really want to get rid of this power as soon as I can...

Hey, old man, if you know something, then...

Huh?

Mama...

Are you sleeping?!

I guess he's seriously thinking about it...

This is what I'm talking about! This is what I've been waiting for!

If the waterfall during the daytime was hell, then this is definitely heaven!

I agree.

Those jobs were pretty difficult too.

What's the matter, Chitose?

What?

Did something good happen?

What? Oh, it's nothing.

How suspicious.

Oh! Something happened with you and lkkou!

I guess a trip like this makes people frank and open.

So, what happened?

Stop making your own judgments! Nothing happened!

I don't care about him...

I don't know about that.

Nothing happened! I don't know about that.

No way. I know something happened.

Madly in love. No way. I know something happened.

Hinata, I think your boobs got a little bigger.

What?!

Let me see...

You're right...

Man. This cheeky kid is growing bigger in this area.

W-What's that?

She declared victory...

Soon, her boobs might get bigger than yours, Yuko.

You're the one who has bigger boobs than others.

Is it these boobs?

Are these boobs making you say those things?

I'm sorry.

Come on, Yuko. Stop that!

You've got big boobs too!

Hey! Where do you think you're touching!

They have no elegance at all.

It tickles!

Yuko is unbelievable.

What's wrong, Hinata?

Someone has been watching us.

What? Who?

Ikkou, if you're peeping, I'll throw you into the waterfall!

I wouldn't do such a thing!

Besides, there's nothing fun about looking at your hollow boobs.

Do you really want to freeze to death?

Right now, I'd rather enjoy the hot spring than girls.

Did a monkey enter the bath, thinking Ikkou was one of their own?

Earthworm...

I'm serious!

I saw some spirit floating in the air, and the next minute, the fence fell down...

You know something? That kind of excuse won't work on us!

You were boldly peeping, and you're blaming it on some spirit?

I'm not lying! The spirit's hair was white and...

...wearing a kimono... ...wearing a kimono...

What?

A boy with slanted eyes...

Sumi, there's no need to support this pervert! Let's go!

Chitose...

Thank you for the meal!

See ya.

Did you see it too?

Clean up...

What?

Hey!

Come on, everyone...

Papa...

You don't need to tell me. I already know.

I really want to get rid of this power as soon as I can...

lkkou...

He's just a pervert after all.

Jeez...

I can't believe all this bad luck.

I can't concentrate on my training with all these problems!

You!

Bastard!

Who is he?

Is it that boy?

Show me...

What?

The power of the holy priest...

Power of the holy priest?

Show it to me!

Ikkou!

I see...

So, it was you.

Chitose's kimono getting loose...

...and the hot spring fence falling down. It was all your fault!

If you keep playing tricks like this, I'll exorcise you!

Ikkou...

No!

You idiot! What are you looking at!

Come on, lkkou!

Show me...

What?

Show me the power of the holy priest!

Is he trying to make Ikkou awaken?

Ikkou, look over here!

What? Ikkou, look over here!

Show it to me!

He awakened!

He awakened!

Oops...

Don't awaken!

What the...

Let me awaken!

Yes?

What?

I'll eat it.

Calm down!

All right! Calm down! Calm down! Calm down! Calm down!

What the heck is he doing?

Never mind lkkou.

Besides...

We need to find a way to deal with him, huh?

Prepare for exorcism!

We don't have that kind of time!

Here he comes!

Sumi!

I finally understand...

...why Hinata and I were the only ones who saw him.

Poor child...

He must've gained the power of darkness somehow.

We'll help you remove that power...

He was an animal spirit possessed by dark spiritual power.

I didn't even realize that.

We are maidens protected by Buddhist Saints...

...of the Realm of Hell and the Realm of Animals.

But what is this power of the holy priest?

Damn...

That no-good, stupid cat...

You failed?

I did get him to awaken temporarily.

That means the power of the holy priest is still unstable.

I wanted to use those little brats to awaken the power of the holy priest...

...but now I know that they're just a nuisance.

Let's go back.

We must report this and wait for instructions from the bishop.

Calm down!

Calm down! Calm down! Calm down! Calm down! Calm down!

Thank you for your help, everyone.

Thanks a lot.

Well, the hot spring works for men and women of all ages...

...but I guess it didn't work for you, lkkou?

No, it was very good...

If it weren't for the hot spring, it could've been much worse...

But you didn't awaken, so maybe the waterfall had some effect?

Well, maybe you're right...

Then would you like to keep training here a little longer?

What?

That sounds like a great idea!

How about it, Ikkou?

Oh, that's a great idea.

Then, would you like to stay here and take care of this temple with me?

I don't like this life!

Ah, if we escape this rainy cave Ah, ame no doukutsu wo nuketara

Ah, rings of light will overlap one another Ah, hikari no wa ga kasanariau

Hey hey hey,

if you can feel the beginning of summer Natsu no hajimari wo kanjitara

Hi hi hi,

then squint your eyes and open your umbrella Me wo hosomete kasa wo hiraku

In the alleyway where I walked to avoid the sun Hinata wo sakete aruita roji ni

You try to act brave as your shadow stretches out Tsuyogari na kimi no kage ga nobiru

The blue in the sky starts to melt Tokedashita sora no ao

It will soon burn bright red, happy end Yagate makka ni moete, happy end

Now I'm sure they'll continue, happy days Ima tashika ni tsuzuku happy days

Look, it's burning bright red, happy end Hora makka ni moete happy end

Now I'm sure they'll continue, happy days Ima tashika ni tsuzuku happy days

Good boys and girls!

Bad boys and girls!

It's me, big sister Haruka! Meow! Meow!

And I'm Ikkou! Ugga mooga!

Next week, the teenage nuns are going to be in action with wild looks!

We have no one to spend Christmas with, so we cause...

...trouble in the city at night to take our minds off this sadness.

Wow!

Big sister, you sound as if you get nothing out of this. Ugga mooga!

Our next episode is "Don't Tease Me!!"

Same channel! Meow!

Haruka, seems like you really like that character.

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