Original subtitles

This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to actual persons or organizations is purely coincidental.

Yuko Atouda!

As long as you're around...

...this area will never become part of the alliance!

But you're gonna die today!

Get her!

Yeah!

Bunch of weaklings...

A letter of challenge?

Hey! Wait a minute!

I said wait!

What was that about?

I wonder what this says...

That guy...

He wants to go out with me?

It's overflowing, this feeling Afurete yuku no wa kono kimochi

Ah My Buddha!!!

Down at the beach, feelin' so good Namiuchigiwa de feelin' so good

l invite you over and make a surreal pose Kimi wo sasotte shuuru na poozu

Hey, gently take my hand Hora sotto te wo tsunaide

You're the kind of guy who's cool... Kimi wa nanimo iwazu ni

...without saying a word Kuuru na ko

Like a cinemascope that's a little warped... Chotto magatta shinemasukoopu

...during the prologue of the story Monogatari no puroroogu ni

Call out my name with a sweet voice, Namae wo yonde amaeta koe de

And laugh like you always do Itsumono you ni waratte

Go!! lke!!

It's overflowing, this feeling Afurete yuku no wa kono kimochi

Words can't begin to express it Kotoba ja tenioenakute

I gently touch your back Sotto senaka e

I think now is "the right time" Ima "sonotoki" datte sou omou

It's balanced like the swing of a pendulum Furiko saiku no baransu

And now I'm forgetting it, this feeling Wasureteyuku no mo kono kimochi

Ah, ah...

Ah, ah...

Ah, ah...

Don't Confess!!

"I'll be waiting for you at the same place this weekend."

"Can I expect a response from you?"

Why am I being asked out like this?

I'm not that kind of girl!

He's such a hottie!

Why me?

Yuko! You can take a bath now.

What are you doing?

What are you saying?

What is this?

It's really nothing!

I see...

Well, that's good to know...

Hurry up and take a bath, okay?

Sure...

"Can I expect a response from you?"

Get outta here!

She did it! She did it! She did it! She did it!

What's wrong, Yuko?

Is there something on me?

No, it's the exact opposite. I just thought you were pretty...

You're acting strange.

Do you have a tummy ache from eating too much?

That's my forehead.

Oh, my! You're burning up!

We're in a bath...

You got into a fight again, didn't you?

It wasn't a fight! It was punishment!

Doesn't it hurt?

This isn't even considered an injury!

I guess those are your battle scars?

That's right!

Yuko?

What's wrong, Yuko?

Yuko?

See? Isn't she acting strange?

She acts strange all the time.

Well, you're right, but...

Something is different, don't you think?

Maybe she ate too much and had an upset stomach.

Purify oneself! Purify oneself!

Why would he be interested in me?

This must be...

Could it be a trap by the alliance?

If so, then I can't let my guard down...

Or maybe he just has bad taste?

Is that even possible?

What if I decide to go out with him...?

Hey!

Sorry! Did I keep you waiting?

Sorry for being late!

This Buddha statue is so cute!

No way!

Purify oneself! Purify oneself!

Purify oneself! Purify oneself! Purify oneself! Purify oneself!

Purify oneself!

Thank you for the meal!

Yuko, you were making noises in the bath this morning, right?

Um...

That's right! She's been acting strange since yesterday!

Did you have a tummy ache from eating too much?

Come to think of it, she was eating paper!

Are you talking about the letter?

Today is garbage collection for combustibles.

You threw it away?

No, I left it on your desk.

Don't tell me you read it!

What letter?

A maiden's secret.

Stop asking!

Don't make such a big deal about a love letter.

L-love letter?

I didn't say that!

So, it's true.

He must have bad taste in girls...

You idiot!

That's not true at all! Idiot!

A nun shouldn't say things like that!

You fool!

I see. So that was a love letter.

It's not like that.

Are you sure?

I'm sure!

I guess you're right. It's just not like you.

Well, this is kind of mean in a way...

Why am I worried about it?

And so, there are many ways to translate this.

But, in this case...

"Nancy's ripe body makes the men at the beach go crazy."

I think that's the sensible choice.

Oh...

Cosmos...

The flower symbolizes strength and kindness.

Correct Answer: Maiden's Thoughtfulness

That's dendrobium...

It symbolizes a huge claw arm.

Correct Answer: Selfish Beauty

A mallow...

Translate the next line, Atouda.

The flower symbolizes willpower.

Huh?

What are you talking about, Atouda?

What? Well, um...

Correct Answer: First Love

Yeah!

Come on, come on, come on!

There!

That first-year student Atouda is a monster!

Yuko is so cool!

She's more reliable than the guys!

So wonderful! She's more reliable than the guys!

Take that! Take that! Take that!

Screw Uppercut!

That's the legendary punch...

That punch might drive me crazy!

She's more reliable than the guys!

So wonderful! She's more reliable than the guys!

Saienji Throw!

Why? Why?

I want her to throw me too!

She's more reliable than the guys!

So wonderful! She's more reliable than the guys!

Atouda was really something today.

She was somewhat ghastly.

Why? Why?

Yuko!

Oh, Sumi.

Are you heading home too?

Yeah, I was challenging the boys.

There's no boy that can beat you now.

They're all too weak.

So, you like boys who are stronger than you?

Why do you say that?

You're troubled because some boy likes you.

What? Wh-what?

It's written all over your face.

But it's not like that!

I'll just assume it's true.

Man...

What kind of boy do you like?

I never even thought about it.

I mean, what kind of boy would like a person like you?

How should I know?

Well, he's into weird things for sure!

Is he good-looking?

Hmm, I don't think he's bad-looking.

Better-looking than lkkou?

It's like night and day compared to lkkou!

I'm happy for you.

Stop asking me leading questions!

Here.

I baked this after school during club.

Thank you!

Well?

It's delicious!

Really? That's good.

You can do things like cook and sew...

You're definitely a girl.

That's not true. I'm just normal.

I guess that's normal if you look at it from a boy's point of view.

What?

Miss!

We're giving away free samples right now as part of a campaign!

This new product will give you great skin and remove dark circles.

It'll give you the look of a 17-year-old forever! We highly recommend it.

I don't even use makeup.

What?

Maybe just a little...

Right? Maybe just a little...

You're an adolescent, so it's natural for you to pay close attention to your looks!

What?

Your boyfriend will fall in love with you all over again!

What? But I don't even have a boyfriend.

Oh, please.

You're such a cute girl!

Well, then that's even better.

With this product we're offering you today...

...I want you to get a wonderful boyfriend!

Here's your free trial!

Yuko! Let me borrow your game!

Whoa!

What a surprise!

Did you end up eating a person?

Why do you say that?

No, no!

You can't do anything with these sample products!

Really?

That's right! There's more to makeup than you think!

Color combination is important.

And depending on how much you apply, it can be good or bad.

I see...

It's just like your fighting and video games.

If you try to master it, then you'll start to like it and...

...it gets more interesting.

So that's how it is?

You should try to master them. There! All done!

Yeah, it's cute!

You think this is good?

My technique is perfect!

Boys can't take their eyes off of you!

You think so? Boys can't take their eyes off of you!

You look much more appealing now.

Lady Jyotoku!

Looks cute, right?

I guess Yuko needs to look more like a woman.

What?

You hear that? Even Lady Jyotoku says it's not bad.

Really?

Well, when I was your age...

...I was attracting all the boys without any makeup!

Oh, please.

I had love letters flowing out of my shoe shelf. It was such a troublesome thing.

No way!

Be quiet! Do you know what time it is right now?

What's wrong?

You too, Lady Jyotoku?

I was lecturing them on how to be a real woman.

Stop joking around!

Um...

I guess I like someone who is serious and kind.

It's not just about the feelings!

I guess in the end, it's all about money.

Don't you care what they look like, Sakura?

I don't care what kind of shape they are.

Shape...

I kind of like a person that's lazy.

Then you will make a lazy couple...

Don't worry, I'm lazy too.

It's all about the looks with men.

It's all about the looks with men...

Hinata!

Also money, kindness, and laziness are important.

You can take out laziness...

And what about you, Yuko?

Yeah! You and your lovely makeup!

No! This is...

So cute!

Hey!

Yeah! She's like a different person!

I'm sure things will work out fine!

Fight! I'm sure things will work out fine!

Stop making up your own scenarios!

There's no point in hiding it from us! I want you to confess everything!

There, there!

Stop! There, there!

You idiot! Fine! I'll confess!

The boy is...

What?

He's the cutest first year student!

S on academics... S on athletics...

S on looks... S on fighting...

He's just perfect!

Is that true?

Wow! You're really checking them out!

He's been talked about in junior high too.

Amazing! I didn't know he proposed to you, Yuko!

Why?

How should I know? Why?

He's weird.

Excuse me!

Yuko, listen to me! This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

If you miss this opportunity, you'll never be happy!

Stop deciding things like that!

Then you're going to say no?

Well...

I don't even know what he's like...

What are you talking about? There's no need for you to worry!

Marriage! Marriage!

I can't believe us nuns are talking about things like this.

Well, everything works out if a woman can make a man happy.

What?

Make a man happy...

Oh, please.

Make a man happy...

So loud...

Hurry up! We're leaving without you!

Sorry!

It took me a while to get ready!

What is it?

No, it's just... Did you eat something funny?

Why do you say that?

Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!

Atouda!

I want you to take a look at my special move!

Sure!

You should look forward to getting beaten!

Atouda...

Something is different, don't you think?

I mean, isn't she kind of cute?

Throw me! Throw me! I mean, isn't she kind of cute?

Kyoto's fresh codfish. Nara's fresh silver-pomfret fish.

Kyoto's fresh codfish. Nara's fresh silver-pomfret fish. Here I come!

Kyoto's fresh codfish. Nara's fresh silver-pomfret fish. Just kidding!

Yes!

Miss Atouda! Nice to work with you!

All right! Here I come, Atouda!

Come on!

Take that!

Hey! What's wrong?

Put up your dukes!

That's just too much for me.

What's wrong with them?

Ikkou!

Huh?

You're not going home yet?

The vice principal told me to organize some materials.

That old fart! Using me like a slave at the temple and at school!

What about you? Shouldn't you be kicking butt right about now?

It's not called kicking butt!

I just help out with practice or assist in a fight!

You're not going today?

Well, not today...

You're kind of strange today.

What did you say?

I just put on a little makeup. That's all!

Oh, I see! You put on some makeup!

You just noticed that?

But it's just weird.

What do you mean weird?

No, that's not what I meant. You're contradicting yourself!

What?

Do you want to be more feminine or do you want to keep fighting?

It's just not like you.

It's kind of awkward, isn't it? You can't be both, Yuko.

Besides, it'll be weird if you can be both.

What did you say?

I like the old Yuko much better. That's more like you.

What?

You're usually rude, so I don't have to worry about what I say or do.

Why you...

Show mercy! Why you...

Take that!

Sorry!

This is how it should be.

Calm down, Yuko Atouda!

Purify oneself! Purify oneself!

How long are you gonna keep hiding?

Very impressive, Yuko Atoudal!

Even though we hid, you sensed our aura and found us!

Your heads were sticking out.

What? Your heads were sticking out.

But that doesn't matter!

I was in such a great mood until you people showed up!

Are you ready to get your butts kicked?

We'll just see about that!

Chaser!

Chaser?

I feel embarrassed because I got too excited about it.

But it was something I had to overcome and it will be a special memory.

I want to keep living my life like this for just a little longer.

Yuko is late.

It's almost dinner time.

Maybe she's having a romantic time right now!

But that doesn't mean she can break the curfew.

It's more romantic since she's breaking the rules, no?

That's because she's young.

Hey, I'm home!

Man, I fought a lot today!

Yuko, what happened to that boy?

I turned him down, of course!

What! What!

Why? What a waste!

Why do you people have to be mad?

They're so loud!

Ah, if we escape this rainy cave Ah, ame no doukutsu wo nuketara

Ah, rings of light will overlap one another Ah, hikari no wa ga kasanariau

Hey hey hey,

if you can feel the beginning of summer Natsu no hajimari wo kanjitara

Hi hi hi,

then squint your eyes and open your umbrella Me wo hosomete kasa wo hiraku

In the alleyway where I walked to avoid the sun Hinata wo sakete aruita roji ni

You try to act brave as your shadow stretches out Tsuyogari na kimi no kage ga nobiru

The blue in the sky starts to melt Tokedashita sora no ao

It will soon burn bright red, happy end Yagate makka ni moete, happy end

Now I'm sure they'll continue, happy days Ima tashika ni tsuzuku happy days

Look, it's burning bright red, happy end Hora makka ni moete happy end

Now I'm sure they'll continue, happy days Ima tashika ni tsuzuku happy days

Ikkou...

And Chitose's...

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Thanks! Thanks!

"What worries me is that you people are supposed to be monks..."

"...but I never see you working hard. Please do something about it."

Yes! And so, we'll be working extra hard next week!

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