Original subtitles

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No!

Hold it!

Kamen Ranger Hyper 3!

Kamen Ranger Hyper-3

It's overflowing, this feeling Afurete yuku no wa kono kimochi

Ah My Buddha!!!

Down at the beach, feelin' so good Namiuchigiwa de feelin' so good

l invite you over and make a surreal pose Kimi wo sasotte shuuru na poozu

Hey, gently take my hand Hora sotto te wo tsunaide

You're the kind of guy who's cool... Kimi wa nanimo iwazu ni

...without saying a word Kuuru na ko

Like a cinemascope that's a little warped... Chotto magatta shinemasukoopu

...during the prologue of the story Monogatari no puroroogu ni

Call out my name with a sweet voice, Namae wo yonde amaeta koe de

And laugh like you always do Itsumono you ni waratte

Go!! lke!!

It's overflowing, this feeling Afurete yuku no wa kono kimochi

Words can't begin to express it Kotoba ja tenioenakute

I gently touch your back Sotto senaka e

I think now is "the right time" Ima "sonotoki" datte sou omou

It's balanced like the swing of a pendulum Furiko saiku no baransu

And now I'm forgetting it, this feeling Wasureteyuku no mo kono kimochi

Ah, ah...

Ah, ah...

Ah, ah...

Don't Transform!!

Up, down, left, right... Look.

Morning.

Good morning.

Morning.

Morning. You're late, Haruka.

What are you watching, Yuko?

Kamen Ranger.

Kamen Ranger?

Transform!

Kamen Ranger Hayabusa 20!

It's a very popular series these days. A hottie hero series or something.

Hottie?

There are a lot of good-looking actors in this series.

I don't know if they're hot or not, but they sure don't look so tough.

You're more manly...

Yeah, yeah. You're more manly...

Yeah! I'm even more manly than they are...

Hey!

But they look different than the ones I knew.

Didn't the Kamen Ranger have a muffler around his neck?

Also, gloves and boots...

How long ago was this?

The Kamen Ranger series has been on for several decades...

...s0 it must be the old one.

Back where I lived, we only had one broadcasting channel.

So you watched them by renting the videos?

I mean, where in the world did you live?

So strange...

How do you feel about these hottie heroes, Haruka?

I have to say they are not my type.

Hey, Ikkou! Is our food ready?

I'll be done soon. Please be patient.

Wait... Haruka!

Huh?

You're supposed to cook today.

Since you woke up late, I had to take your place!

Sorry. I'll fill in for you next time...

You say that every single time! Sorry. I'll fill in for you next time...

You say that every single time!

Please?

Yes.

You big pervert!

1,234.

5,6,7,8,9, 10.

Nice punch you got there! 5,6,7,8,9, 10.

Knockout.

Oh, my. You kids are SO noisy every single morning.

Ikkou, Chitose, and Haruka. Come with me.

I need to talk to you three.

Huh?

What?

I have a bad feeling about this.

At a department store?

A ghost?

Some paranormal activities have been going on for the past several months.

Usually it happens at night when there are no customers,

but they are afraid that a bad rumor will go around.

And you want us to investigate?

Right.

But I have chores to do in the afternoon.

I'm supposed to have the afternoon off.

That is all. I'm counting on you, Haruka.

Yes.

Summer Clearance Sale Nomura Department Store

The security guard was attacked by the ghosts in the toy department, right?

Yeah, but I don't sense anything.

Besides, the ghosts come out at night, right?

Yeah, that's what I heard too.

Man, I could've had the afternoon off.

Haruka, is there any reason for coming here in the daytime?

So cute.

Haruka?

Huh?

Oh, don't worry about it.

We have plenty of time, so let's investigate thoroughly.

Right...

Ah, this is nice.

So is this one...

Well, Ikkou? Is it cute?

Would you like to join me, Ikkou?

Haruka!

I think she's just here to have fun.

Yeah, I think so too.

Not here either, huh?

Kamen Ranger Hayabusa 20

Okay, everyone! Let's all shout!

Ready?

Kamen Ranger! Kamen Ranger!

Kamen Ranger Hayabusa 20!

Evil mutant, you're a threat to humans! Come on!

I didn't think I'd fight you...

What?

There are no hotties, huh?

Well, the TV actors wouldn't appear in a live show like this.

I see.

I don't feel any presence of a ghost here either.

We didn't see any ghost in the department store.

Maybe this person was dreaming?

I don't know about that.

I'm sure of it. We went through a great deal of trouble for nothing.

What's wrong?

Oh, it's just that this show is different from the one I saw back home.

Huh?

The youths from the agricultural association put on a show for us...

...at the summer festival in my village.

Agricultural Squad, Cultivator 5!

We couldn't watch the hero shows on TV...

...50 they created an original hero show for us.

Cultivator 5...

But the host was a lady from the Consumer's Association...

...and we didn't see smoke like that.

So who does Cultivator 5 fight against?

That's obvious! Those harmful insects that eat rice plants!

Locusts and stinkbugs...

Where did you live?

Haruka?

What's going on?

We didn't find any ghosts on the roof either.

Are you sure about that?

What? Are you sure about that?

I know you're hiding there!

Come on out!

What's the matter? Don't be afraid!

We'll be nice to you.

Such a coward.

If you don't come out, I'll make sure you rest in peace for good!

So weak!

You're right.

Since they're really weak, that means they're not evil spirits.

What?

Ouch!

Please don't send us to the afterlife yet! We're begging you!

Can you tell us why?

We're members of the hero show.

Hero show?

We traveled east and west and performed many shows throughout Japan...

...in order to make the kids' dreams come true.

But...

We were killed in a car accident...

We were supposed to be in a new hero show!

Kamen Ranger Hyper 3...

Hyper 3?

The one we saw in the afternoon was Hayabusa something...

Hyper 3 is the 3rd Ranger series and was aired 17 years ago.

17 years ago? Then you guys...

What? I don't get it!

We just wanted to be part of the show!

After wandering around for a long time...

...we were lured here by the voices of children.

How persistent...

But why did you have to play tricks on people inside the department store?

Tricks?

Right.

They said that spirits were causing a lot of trouble. That's why we came...

We never did any of those things!

What?

We're heroes!

People who play heroes have to have a sense of righteousness even in their lives!

That's right!

People who play a Ranger need a strong belief in the power of good!

Kamen Ranger has always been a lonesome hero...

...ever since the very first series, "Kamen Ranger No. 1."

Oh, I see.

He's evil at the very beginning, right?

He was kidnapped and turned into a cyborg...

...and manipulated by bad guys.

But he regained his memory and turned into a hero...

Yes! That's right!

You really know a lot.

I saw it on video.

He came to his senses and realized he was good.

So he starts fighting for the people, but...

People find out that he's a cyborg, right?

That's it!

What's going on all of a sudden?

People who found out that he's a cyborg...

...believe he is one of the bad guys and start attacking him.

They threw rocks at him, right?

Kids started hating him too...

Episode 49, "Ranger Alone in Hell!"

But he still keeps fighting!

And in the end, people finally accept his thoughts and...

Many people come to his aid in the final battle, right?

A child tries to protect the injured Ranger and says...

..."Ranger! I'm going to fight too!"

I really cried in that scene...

Ranger!

What's wrong with these people?

And then the Ranger series continued to Tasmania 2 and Hyper 3.

And up until the latest Hayabusa 20...

...they have been keeping the kids' dreams alive!

We play the roles of the Rangers!

We can't possibly do any harm to others!

That's right!

We just want one...

We just want to provide the greatest show for the fans one more time!

That's all we want.

They don't sound like they're lying.

Well, that's because you get along with them.

That's not true...

Well, let's just start by making their wish come true.

We'll take care of the rest later.

What? We'll take care the rest later.

That's fine, but how?

Don't depend on me!

Well, let's begin...

Kamen Ranger No. 1!

Kamen Ranger Tasmania 2!

Kamen Ranger!

Hahaha! I'm going to finally kill you today, Kamen Rangers!

I hope you're ready, Dark Magma I hope you're ready, Dark Magma

You think we can make them rest in peace like this?

Well, they said they wanted to do a show.

They did, but...

This is it! This is the real Kamen Ranger!

It looks just like the ones I saw on video!

This show looks exactly like the one I saw back home!

It's not that exciting.

Something is missing...

What could it be?

Hello, boys and girls! Good evening, meow!

Good evening, meow!

That's it! We needed some girl to be the host!

Welcome to the Kamen Ranger show!

You'll be able to meet the Rangers soon!

Everyone! Please enjoy the show, meow!

Yes, meow!

Haruka... Haruka is very eager to do this!

Maybe she wants to be the center of attention...

Well, before the show begins, let's all practice the cheer.

Hold it right there!

That voice...

No!

Hahaha!

This stage now belongs to Dark Magma!

You are all going to be hostages!

It can't be, meow!

That's dirty!

This is dumb...

You should just put them out of their misery.

Now everyone! Let's call out for the Rangers, meow!

Ready?

Kamen Ranger!

What? Kamen Ranger!

Come on! Much louder! Ready?

Kamen Ranger!

What Ranger?

That's enough, Dark Magma!

What?

Here they come!

Huh? Here they come!

Kamen Ranger No. 1!

Kamen Ranger Tasmania 2!

What? Who are you?

Everyone! The Rangers' new ally is here to help, meow!

His name is...

Kamen Ranger Hyper 3!

Who's in charge of the lighting and smoke?

We Kamen Rangers won't let you get away with your evil acts!

Be quiet!

I can defeat you all without having any hostages!

Let's go!

Yeah!

Come on!

Now, the battle has begun! Everyone! Cheer for the Rangers!

Come on! Kamen Rangers!

Stop this! This is embarrassing!

Why? Haruka said to cheer for them...

Ikkou, Chitose. Why? Haruka said to cheer for them...

Yes?

Meow, meow.

Ranger Punch!

Tasmania Tiger Chop!

Super Hyper kick!

Hurry! The Ranger Sword!

Okay, okay, okay!

My Ranger doesn't have any fangs!

Ah! My Ranger doesn't have any fangs!

It's right here!

Get me some rope! Stop slacking off!

Oh! Get me some rope! Stop slacking off!

Sorry!

Why do I have to do all this?

Lights! Special effects!

Yes. Yes.

Get the pink lights ready.

And do you have any flower petals? Something flashy...

I see. So these guys are being used like slaves as well.

Jeez! They're really into this.

Oh, but this is fun.

What?

Haruka! I can't...

I just can't do this kind of thing!

Don't worry. You'll do just fine.

No, I can't!

Kamen Ranger Pretty, a female fighter who can provide love and comfort, is here!

Oh, Pretty! Oh, Pretty!

Hey, everyone! Kamen Ranger Pretty has come to the rescue, meow!

I'll make you feel real comfortable!

Yeah! I want you to comfort me too!

She's really into this with her ad libs.

Pretty Heart Cutter!

What?

Thanks, Pretty!

Do you feel better?

Yeah! 100 times better!

Dark Magma! We're going to defeat you now!

Let's do it, everyone!

Yeah! Let's do it, everyone!

Kamen Ranger Final Combination kick! Kamen Ranger Final Combination kick!

This can't be!

As long as we're around, Earth will never give in to evil!

Kamen Ranger! Kamen Ranger!

Yeah!

Look! They're loving it!

Everyone... They're all cheering for us!

We did it!

We were able to put on the greatest show in the end!

We had a great time!

That was really something!

Jeez! I can't believe you asked me to be on the stage all of a sudden.

I was so nervous.

Sorry about that, Chitose.

Oh, please... Sorry about that, Chitose.

Huh? What do you mean?

What is it?

You were really enjoying it.

Oh, it's you...

Huh? You weren't able to rest in peace?

Hey, I thought you guys were able to put on the greatest hero show.

Hero?

Hero my butt!

What?

My real dream...

That is...

To be the great leader of evil!

I wanted to be a great leader!

That's why I decided to work on the show. But those idiots got in my way...

So you're the one who played tricks on people!

Why would you do such a thing?

You know the reason. It's because I'm evil!

Those evil creatures on the show attack kindergarten buses, right?

I'll start off by doing small bad things...

...and then I'll eventuality rule the world!

The connection between buses and world domination is...?

Ikkou! Chitose! Recite the sutra!

Okay! Okay!

It's no use! That won't work on me!

Didn't you hear? I'm the great leader of evil!

If you want to defeat me, then I suggest you try something more powerful!

Run! Run! Cry! Scream!

This will be your grave!

Chitose!

Chitose!

Stop!

Chitose!

No! Stop!

Stop it!

How touching!

I always wanted to tease girls like this with my feelers!

You pervert!

Simpleminded fool...

Hold it right there! Simpleminded fool...

Girls' Squad, Exorcism Rangers! We're here for the rescue!

You're so stupid...

Here we go! Exorcism Rangers, combine!

No!

Combine, eh?

Idiot...

No! I'm getting lightheaded!

What's the matter? Is this the best you can do?

There's no one that can stop me!

The world will bow before me!

I'm telling you the world has nothing to do with this!

His spiritual power is up...

Not only is he evil, he now has worldly desires as well!

What should we do?

Well, I guess we have no other choice.

Huh?

What?

Huh? What?

No way!

He wants us to give him something powerful. We have no other choice, right?

No other choice? Haruka?

Ikkou...

I'll make you awaken.

Transform!

He awakened! He awakened!

Jeez, that was fast.

Ikkou?

What is this?

What is this light?

Yes, this is it!

This is the move that will defeat the great leader!

With this move, I can finally rest in peace!

The great leader may die, but evil will never perish!

Long live Dark Magma!

This is because of your weird idea, Yuko.

Well...

I'm a creature known as the Pervert Monk! Let me squeeze your boobies!

Exorcism Ranger Special!

Holy Paradise Attack!

Sparkle!

And so, the world is at peace once again.

Farewell, Exorcism Rangers! Thank you, Exorcism Rangers!

With that, the case is closed at last...

Kamen Ranger

Kamen Ranger You borrowed that much?

You borrowed that much?

You're watching hero shows now?

Looks like they're really addicted...

Those hotties are pretty cute.

Haruka, let's watch this one now. Kamen Ranger Guts 10!

Ah, if we escape this rainy cave Ah, ame no doukutsu wo nuketara

Ah, rings of light will overlap one another Ah, hikari no wa ga kasanariau

Hey hey hey,

if you can feel the beginning of summer Natsu no hajimari wo kanjitara

Hi hi hi,

then squint your eyes and open your umbrella Me wo hosomete kasa wo hiraku

In the alleyway where I walked to avoid the sun Hinata wo sakete aruita roji ni

You try to act brave as your shadow stretches out Tsuyogari na kimi no kage ga nobiru

The blue in the sky starts to melt Tokedashita sora no ao

It will soon burn bright red, happy end Yagate makka ni moete, happy end

Now I'm sure they'll continue, happy days Ima tashika ni tsuzuku happy days

Look, it's burning bright red, happy end Hora makka ni moete happy end

Now I'm sure they'll continue, happy days Ima tashika ni tsuzuku happy days

Hinata Sugai, 3rd year in junior high. Let me introduce myself.

My favorite food is rice balls. Favorite fish is manta ray.

I plan to be an evil wife in the future.

Our next episode is "Don't Search!!"

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