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This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to actual persons or organizations is purely coincidental.

Chainsaw Maniac

Chainsaw Maniac What's wrong with you guys?

It's overflowing, this feeling Afurete yuku no wa kono kimochi

Ah My Buddha!!!

Down at the beach, feelin' so good Namiuchigiwa de feelin' so good

l invite you over and make a surreal pose Kimi wo sasotte shuuru na poozu

Hey, gently take my hand Hora sotto te wo tsunaide

You're the kind of guy who's cool... Kimi wa nanimo iwazu ni

...without saying a word Kuuru na ko

Like a cinemascope that's a little warped... Chotto magatta shinemasukoopu

...during the prologue of the story Monogatari no puroroogu ni

Call out my name with a sweet voice, Namae wo yonde amaeta koe de

And laugh like you always do Itsumono you ni waratte

Go!! lke!!

It's overflowing, this feeling Afurete yuku no wa kono kimochi

Words can't begin to express it Kotoba ja tenioenakute

I gently touch your back Sotto senaka e

I think now is "the right time" Ima "sonotoki" datte sou omou

It's balanced like the swing of a pendulum Furiko saiku no baransu

And now I'm forgetting it, this feeling Wasureteyuku no mo kono kimochi

Ah, ah...

Ah, ah...

Ah, ah...

Don't Be Scared!!

Wake up!

Wake up!

Wake up!

Good morning...

Are you really awake, Haruka?

Good morning.

Good morning!

Hey.

Good morning.

Good morning. Did you sleep well after that movie?

Not at all.

Me neither.

Whenever I tried to sleep, I thought about that scene from the movie.

Geez. I had a nightmare because of Chitose.

I agree.

Watching a horror movie before bed is just too much.

Where's Chitose?

She's still in her room.

That punk.

Even though she ruined our beauty sleep, she gets to sleep like a baby?

Hey, Chitose!

Hurry up and wake up!

Why me? I didn't do anything...

Ikkou, give me another.

This is your fifth bowl of rice!

Don't get mad.

This happens all the time.

What do you mean all the time?

You should knock before you enter!

It was rather noisy last night.

I'm sorry. We were watching a movie.

A movie?

Chitose rented a movie.

Plus, it was a horror movie!

Blood was flying everywhere.

What? Chitose?

Rented a video?

Well, it wasn't a big deal...

A video shop opened in a mall and they had a special...

...anniversary sale where you could rent videos for ten yen.

So, I just went and got it...

Sorry for all the trouble.

That's all right.

You need a break from time to time.

It's called "the middle path."

You shouldn't just stick to doing one thing.

It's important to have a perfect balance of different activities.

You shouldn't just train all the time.

Yes.

Then, can we take the day off?

That doesn't mean you can have fun all the time.

Didn't I just tell you? You need to have a perfect balance of things.

Yes.

Well, since that's settled...

...let me tell you about your job for today.

Several supporters of the temple are going to get together tonight.

Both Sakura and Haruka will have to help out.

As far as temple work is concerned...

...I will leave it to lkkou, Chitose, Yuko, Sumi, and Hinata.

What?

I didn't hear about this!

Several supporters of the temple?

It was decided all of a sudden.

The person representing the supporters got sick...

...s0 we need to find a replacement.

Is this going to take all day?

Probably.

Working late isn't good for our youthful skin.

I would just stay and relax at the temple if I could.

It's about time you two learn how to work outside the temple as well.

Yes...

That's about it.

I'm leaving you all in charge of the temple tonight. Got it?

Yes. Yes.

I see. We're the only ones here tonight...

And I'm done.

Ikkou, are you finished?

Yeah. How about you two?

We're done.

We're done for the day!

Man, Sakura and Haruka are lucky.

They're meeting with the supporters and having a nice meal and tea.

Come on. They're doing their job.

It's not a job!

I know they're gaining the favor of...

...those perverted old farts and eating delicious meals!

Man, I wanted to go too!

I don't think those perverted old farts would be interested in you, Yuko.

What's that supposed to mean?

It's exactly what she said.

What?

You got a problem?

Hey, everyone!

What is it, Chitose?

And?

I thought we could watch a movie together.

Don't worry. I already got Lady Jyotoku's approval.

After we finish our jobs, we can do whatever we want.

You borrowed all these?

More scary movies...

"Prey for Sacrifice." "3000 Murderers."

"Curse of the Devil."

I thought last night was it, but...

Don't tell me you're...

A horror fan.

I didn't know you had this kind of hobby.

It's not really like that.

I don't have any hobbies.

My hometown only had one video store.

I saw all the videos that they carried. That's all.

You saw all the videos they carried in the store?

Right. 500 yen per night, and it took me three years.

You must've had so much free time...

Well, there was no place for me to play...

Buses only went into the city three times per day.

And we only had Seikyo for our shopping.

Seikyo?

That's right. The post office was there too.

They had books and stationary. They even sold clothes.

You can pretty much get anything there.

Yuuki Seikyo

Yuuki Seikyo The video store was on the second floor.

The video store was on the second floor.

So that means...

...it's the only store in the entire village?

No, that's not true.

Seikyo is on the first floor and the video store is on the second floor.

You mean, they're the same store.

Huh?

You're such a yokel...

Where on earth did you live?

Anyway, I passed by the video store and it felt somewhat nostalgic.

So, you rented these?

But, why did you borrow all horror movies?

Didn't they have romance, comedy, or other types of movies?

Yeah.

I chose them by accident.

I picked something I saw that was interesting before and...

...I ended up picking out the rest by accident.

Besides, I don't really get romance movies.

Yelling from the center of the earth...

...or a lover who turned into a ghost moves a coin.

What's so fun about that?

Ghosts in a movie should attack other people. It's more interesting.

Looks like she won't fall in love for a long time...

Look who's talking...

But, I agree for the time being.

Hey, look! It's about to begin!

The director of this film is known to be the king of splatter films.

They used a different special effects person beginning with part two.

No!

Look at that!

There's a real ghost in this scene!

This movie was created on a really low budget,

but it makes the film look more realistic!

Now, what should we watch next?

What?

We're watching more?

But, we have lots more.

Don't say that...

How can you watch this, Chitose?

Aren't you scared?

Well, I know they're fake...

How come you guys are so scared?

You're used to ghosts.

We're not afraid of ghosts, but...

But, when someone gets attacked all of a sudden from behind...

...or when something comes out from the dark...

Something big bursts out...

Things like that are bad for your heart.

Really?

I think that's what makes it interesting.

Oh, I know!

Let's see... I'll choose something that's not as scary.

Damn it! I thought you didn't have a hobby!

You're one heck of a horror maniac!

She sure is!

My body won't be able to take it anymore.

I don't want to watch anymore...

What should we do?

When the next movie starts...

...and Chitose is absorbed in watching the movie, we'll escape...

Look, everyone! The movie's started...

Huh?

Huh? Huh?

Huh? Huh?

Help me...

What?

Help me.

This is the place?

Are you serious?

According to that girl, there's a ghost inside this place...

...that has been giving problems to the people in this town.

Inside this house?

It looks so creepy...

Mysterious mansion! I thought I could only see this in a movie...

I never thought these places existed in real life!

Hey!

Chitose?

I don't like the look in her eyes...

Well, shall we go in?

What?

We're really going in?

Of course!

But, that kid could be lying about all this...

Yeah. We could come back after Grandma returns...

If it's a lie, then so be it.

It's part of our job to find out if it's true or not.

Now, let's go!

Wait a minute! Chitose!

You're doing this as a hobby, aren't you?

This isn't scary...

A murder took place in this house a long time ago.

A man's engagement to a woman of this house was annulled.

So, he killed the woman and her parents, then killed himself.

And since then the ghosts of the woman and her parents...

...have been wandering around at night.

What are you saying all of a sudden?

Are you talking about scary movies again?

Where did you hear that story?

A young couple committed suicide in this room.

I heard that their spirits are still wandering around in here.

Hey, there's nothing here.

You're right. Maybe that girl was lying to us.

What should we do, Chitose?

A woman was heartbroken after her relationship and committed suicide in here.

A mugger confined himself in here and killed the hostages...

A girl who was possessed by the devil...

...had her exorcism performed in here.

Hey! That's enough!

Chitose! Do you know what you've been saying?

Yeah.

Please stop...

In the dungeon of this house, the souls of the deceased are...

...wandering around.

Bodies of the murdered victims are buried in the walls,

but their hair continues to grow...

What?

What's that?

What is it?

Here's an explanation.

This brutal murderer put on a hockey mask from the third movie.

Made of foam rubber...

Pretty realistic.

What is going on?

Yuko! lkkou! Exorcise! Exorcise!

But, what are we supposed to do?

Crystal Lake Camp Site

Is everyone okay?

What?

Huh?

What am I doing here?

Huh?

Why am I here?

No!

But to tell you the truth, the murderer wearing...

...a hockey mask has never used a chainsaw.

Chitose!

Yuko!

Sumi!

Hinata!

Where is everyone?

Dad.

Huh?

Dad.

Good morning, Dad.

What?

Are you awake, honey?

Good morning!

Your newspaper is right there.

Ah, good morning.

Grandpa! Grandma! Your meals are ready!

Coming!

Good morning. Today is another beautiful day.

Well then... Shall we eat?

Thank you for the meal! Thank you for the meal!

Geez! No matter how many times I try to wake you, you never wake up, Dad!

How am I supposed to get married if I have a dad like you?

Oh, she's wonderful.

She got you there, all right.

Honey, you have some rice on your face...

Your tie is crooked.

That's all right. I'll fix it later.

Gosh... You two get along so well.

Well, your dad can't do anything right.

Honey, what's this?

What?

Saienji Cabaret Club?

Haruka, Sakura, Jyotoku?

Honey, what is this? How do you explain this?

You've misunderstood. We went there with some co-workers and...

Liar!

You've been doing things like this behind my back! Disgusting!

Stop saying things like that in front of our child!

Besides, I would never do such a thing!

Really?

Really.

Do you love me?

I love you.

Do you really love me?

I really love you.

Do you really, really love me?

I really, really, really love you.

Me too.

Honey.

Things are heating up.

Displaying great passion in the morning.

Oh, stop it, you two.

Stop messing...

What?

Stop messing around!

Mother, what's wrong?

I'm not your mother!

You're being so flirtatious in this fantasy. You pervert!

Besides...you!

What is going on?

Why am I the grandma?

Mother.

What's wrong with you?

Don't be fooled, everyone!

This is an illusion!

It's an illusion created by this girl!

What?

No more!

Huh?

Where were we?

What is this place?

Welcome back.

You're not going anywhere!

Why did you do this?

It's because...

I wanted to see my mom and dad again!

I see...

You longed for your family, so you wanted us to be like them?

I feel sorry for her...

Huh? Wait a minute...

Then, what was that horror-like element in the first half?

I really liked horror movies.

Just a hobby, eh?

I was wandering around the town and I saw you renting horror movies.

You reminded me of myself.

And that's why...

I understand how you feel.

What?

Horror is love.

Really?

Who knows.

At times, people hate and hurt others.

But, that's because they have love.

Horror is a sad and distorted love story.

You just wanted to meet your loved ones, right?

Your family is long gone...

Even if you stay here, you won't be able to see your loved ones...

Let's go and see your family...

We'll guide you to them.

Finished at last.

What a night that was.

But...

Yeah.

This case has been brought to a happy end.

I said that moderation is important in anything you do, right?

Don't focus on one thing and stick to one belief.

But...

You people are going to have to work all day today!

Gosh. You followed a little girl without realizing it was a ghost...

That's why you need more training!

Well, you heard her.

Good luck.

Damn!

Hey, did you know?

Zombies are...

Ah, if we escape this rainy cave Ah, ame no doukutsu wo nuketara

Ah, rings of light will overlap one another Ah, hikari no wa ga kasanariau

Hey hey hey,

if you can feel the beginning of summer Natsu no hajimari wo kanjitara

Hi hi hi,

then squint your eyes and open your umbrella Me wo hosomete kasa wo hiraku

In the alleyway where I walked to avoid the sun Hinata wo sakete aruita roji ni

You try to act brave as your shadow stretches out Tsuyogari na kimi no kage ga nobiru

The blue in the sky starts to melt Tokedashita sora no ao

It will soon burn bright red, happy end Yagate makka ni moete, happy end

Now I'm sure they'll continue, happy days Ima tashika ni tsuzuku happy days

Look, it's burning bright red, happy end Hora makka ni moete happy end

Now I'm sure they'll continue, happy days Ima tashika ni tsuzuku happy days

Hello. I'm Sakura Sugai. Second year student in high school.

Student council vice president. My hobby is reading.

My specialty is...

She can eat a lot. My specialty is...

What are you saying?

I just like food more than some people.

She's thin, but she's a competitive eating champion.

That's not one of my titles.

That's my sister. Please look after her.

Her three sizes are...

Hey, hey, hey! Her three sizes are...

Anyway, our next episode is "Don't cosplay!!"

Next Episode: Don't Cosplay!! Anyway, our next episode is "Don't cosplay!!"

Next Episode: Don't Cosplay!!

Next Episode: Don't Cosplay!! What's that supposed to mean?

Next Episode: Don't Cosplay!! Don't cosplay.