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Original subtitles

This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to actual persons or organizations is purely coincidental.

There, there, there, there!

No!

There, there, there, there!

Stop it, Yuko!

Your boobs are so big, Chitose!

I can't believe I'm seeing such great scenery in September!

Viva the lingering summer heat! Hooray for the lingering summer heat!

Cutting class and peeping on the girls?

N-No, I'm playing soccer during gym class...

...and I just came here to get the ball and...

You are...

Yanagi?

It may have been an accident, but you certainly found the best position.

You're pretty good.

What do you mean I'm good? This isn't the best position at all.

No, no, no.

You just don't get it. Take a look.

The youthful maiden's soft skin that repels water...

Feeling shy, the maiden fixes her bathing suit.

They may be pure, but their facial expression...

...reveals to us that they're indecent.

At this hour, we can see that they're shining bright.

If you calculate the positioning of the sun...

...this is the best place to be!

I see.

As long as you understand.

Hey! Where do you think you're going?

It's important to know when to quit.

What?

Oh, I forgot to tell you.

They can see you too.

Ikkou!

It's overflowing, this feeling Afurete yuku no wa kono kimochi

Ah My Buddha!!!

Down at the beach, feelin' so good Namiuchigiwa de feelin' so good

l invite you over and make a surreal pose Kimi wo sasotte shuuru na poozu

Hey, gently take my hand Hora sotto te wo tsunaide

You're the kind of guy who's cool... Kimi wa nanimo iwazu ni

...without saying a word Kuuru na ko

Like a cinemascope that's a little warped... Chotto magatta shinemasukoopu

...during the prologue of the story Monogatari no puroroogu ni

Call out my name with a sweet voice, Namae wo yonde amaeta koe de

And laugh like you always do Itsumono you ni waratte

Go!! lke!!

It's overflowing, this feeling Afurete yuku no wa kono kimochi

Words can't begin to express it Kotoba ja tenioenakute

I gently touch your back Sotto senaka e

I think now is "the right time" Ima "sonotoki" datte sou omou

It's balanced like the swing of a pendulum Furiko saiku no baransu

And now I'm forgetting it, this feeling Wasureteyuku no mo kono kimochi

Ah, ah...

Ah, ah...

Ah, ah...

Don't Peek!!

Girls' Locker Room

What is Ikkou thinking?

I can't reach it! What is Ikkou thinking?

He may be a monk, but he was caught peeping!

Oh, come on, Chitose. Don't be like that.

Ikkou is a boy, you know.

Let him take some breaks while he's at school.

Take some breaks?

I mean, you worry too much, Chitose.

Besides, you were the first one to notice that Ikkou was peeking.

Maybe you have an Ikkou radar!

Of course not!

Huh?

Huh?

Where are they?

What's wrong, Sumi?

Yuko, Chitose...

What is it?

No! They're gone!

Mine too!

It was my favorite one!

What's going on?

Nothing was missing for you two?

What are you talking about?

What I'm saying is...

Umm...

They're gone!

I left my bra and panties here!

Yuko?

I still have mine.

Me too.

That means someone is stealing our underwear, right?

I think so...

Why did he take only our underwear?

Keep Clean

Keep Clean Ikkou!

Is it the boobs? It's the boobs, isn't it?

Is that why you didn't take mine?

What are you talking about? Is that why you didn't take mine?

What are you talking about?

What are you talking about? Calm down!

Calm down!

Stop doing that!

Huh?

Underwear thief?

Yeah, that's right.

Why are you treating me like the culprit?

Victims have cup sizes of C or higher!

Yuko! Yuko!

And since you love big boobs, you're the culprit!

Give me a break!

Why don't you just confess?

If you do now, I'll let you go with just 30 punches!

Hey! I mean...

...why would I need to steal underclothes at school?

If I wanted to steal yours, then I'd do it at the temple!

What?

So, you really are...

It was true...

No. It was true...

That was just an example... Just an example.

Hey, lkkou! Don't you feel sorry for Chitose and Sumi?

If they don't wear their panties and bras,

then their boobs will start sagging at a young age!

Yuko! then their boobs will start sagging at a young age!

Yuko! You're not wearing any panties or bras?

You're not wearing any panties or bras?

No!

No!

Oh...

Why are you so clearly disappointed?

What is it? Go ahead and say it!

You're the worst, Ikkou!

Idiot!

This was most likely done by someone on the inside.

Someone inside?

Maybe someone came into the school and did it.

You may not have heard yet,

but there are victims in other classes.

Plus this time, their bathing suits were stolen.

Bathing suits?

Why bathing suits?

More importantly, isn't there any security at this school?

Did the junior high students experience things like that?

No.

Their case is similar to Chitose and the others.

The culprit chose his victims wisely. All the victims are C-cup or above.

If this was the work of an outsider,

then do you think he has enough time to pick and choose his targets?

During school hours?

Then, it was done by someone inside.

That's right.

Why me?

Let's just say lkkou was the culprit.

I said it wasn't me!

I'm sure Lady Jyotoku will think of a way to handle this.

We can't let this keep happening.

Lady Jyotoku's punishment is going to be very harsh!

I'm telling you! I didn't do it!

Associate Principal's Office

Hey, did you hear?

About what?

Underclothes thief! The underclothes thief!

Girls in our class had their underclothes stolen.

I know that already.

Girls in another class had their bathing suits stolen.

Really?

Really.

But, how do you know all that?

Don't tell me you're the...

I've heard that joke already. Don't tell me you're the...

I've heard that joke already.

Think about my living situation.

I hear these things even though I don't want to.

Ah, you're right. You're absolutely right.

I envy you. You get to live with a bunch of cute girls.

It's not good!

Hey, lkkou.

What?

I'm kind of interested in Sumi.

Why are you telling me that all of a sudden?

I know, but I can't help it.

I see...

Sumi.

She's wonderful.

She's brisk, but at the same time she's also an innocent nun.

Plus, she has a great body!

You think so?

Help me out, Ikkou!

What?

Help me out, so that...

...Sumi and I can be together!

Why me?

We're friends, aren't we? Besides, you're living with Sumi.

It's easier to create a chance for me.

Yeah, but... It's easier to create a chance for me.

Three porno magazines featuring big boobs!

Yeah!

Yanagi, we're best buddies!

Hey! Yanagi, we're best buddies!

Jeez! What is this?

From Sumi to Sumi

Sumi lkuina, 16 years old.

East Tousen High School, class 1-B.

Height, 161 cm.

Weight, 52 kg.

Her three sizes from the top: B 88, W 61, H 87.

But that's just an estimate.

Her specialty is talking to animal spirits. She also loves to cook.

What's charming about her are those flourishing eyebrows.

What the hell!

The footage cuts off at the best part!

Don't be unreasonable.

I risked my life for this, you know. I barely got away.

You have to try harder, Ikkou.

I did try hard!

I did really well!

A relationship with Sumi is hopeless!

Did you think it would work out just because you watched a video?

Isn't there anything that can bring us together in an instant?

Huh?

Like, "Bang, bang," something that will move her heart...

...and be able to win her heart, yeah! Something like that.

I have no idea what that is!

Think of something, will you?

We're buddies, aren't we?

Always relying on other people...

Let's see...

It happens in movies a lot.

Two people join forces to overcome a life or death situation.

Life or death situations don't occur that often, you know!

Come up with something more realistic!

Come on, man!

You know, I...

I really like Sumi.

I can't help it.

Yanagi...

Maybe I should just give up...

Girls' Locker Room

Assistant Principal's Office

Apparently a spirit is responsible for stealing the underclothes.

Lady Jyotoku, then...

Call me "Vice Principal" at school.

Yes, Vice Principal.

This must be one evil spirit.

Stealing girls' clothing... And it only goes after girls with big boobs.

So, why did you bring us here?

It doesn't sound good if our school was attacked by some spirit, right?

This is part of your training as well. Exorcise the spirit!

All right! That bastard will get it for not stealing my underclothes!

I'll beat him to a pulp and make him regret what he did!

I didn't know she had a grudge.

She's more energetic than usual. I didn't know she had a grudge.

She's more energetic than usual.

Hold it, Ikkou!

What?

I need to speak to you for a minute.

Huge opportunity!

Y-Yanagi...

If you were summoned by Mrs. Kawahara,

then you'll exorcise the spirit that's been stealing the underclothes, right?

Y-Yeah...

I'm begging you! Let me help too!

What?

Please? Please? Pretty please?

But, it's dangerous...

I'm very aware of that, but this is the chance of a lifetime for me!

To get together with Sumi!

So, I'm begging you!

Fine...

Really?

Yeah.

Hooray!

And when are you going to do it?

Eight o'clock tonight.

Meet us in the schoolyard.

All right!

That's weird.

It's way past the meeting time.

What on earth is taking them so long?

Oh! That's...

Got it!

You fell for it!

So, you're the sexual maniac who terrorizes our peaceful school!

In order to relieve the sorrow of others...

...Us six girls are going to stand up to fight!

Yuko Atouda and her fellow nuns plus one!

What's with the name?

I'm an extra? What's with the name?

So embarrassing...

You tricked me, lkkou!

Sorry.

I didn't really want to do this...

This is a B-cup, not a C!

Oh that... This is a B-cup, not a C!

All right!

Come on over here! We need to talk!

Calm down, Yuko.

Damn!

How did you know who I was?

Grandma Jyotoku told me about you.

Dream

In an old high school yearbook, I found your photo.

And I also found a girl who looked like Sumi.

You liked that girl!

And Sumi reminded you of her and...

You're wrong!

I really like Sumi!

A short while ago, I found a dead stray cat...

...near the school that was run over by a car.

Everyone just stood there, watching the corpse disgustedly.

But, Sumi didn't care about getting her clothes dirty.

Kitty But, Sumi didn't care about getting her clothes dirty.

Kitty She took the dead cat and gave it a proper burial.

She took the dead cat and gave it a proper burial.

And I fell in love with the kindness that Sumi showed!

W-What?

Miss Sumi lkuina!

Y-Yes!

Will you go out with me?

I'm sorry. Will you go out with me?

So quick...

I appreciate you sharing your feelings,

but I don't think I can go out with you.

He's a ghost...

He's also an underclothes thief...

And he's lkkou's best friend...

What does that mean? Hey, what does that mean?

Alrighty!

Now that we've finished talking, let's exorcise this spirit!

You don't show any mercy...

I can't rest in peace...

Cuteness left over, with a hundred times more hatred!

How dare you hurt my feelings of purity!

I guess the only thing that makes me happy is big boobs!

No!

What's happening?

Heavy-armored Super Yanagi Z!

Is he a pervert?

He sure is.

A chunk of worldly desire.

I love big boobs!

What?

This is my true form that loves big boobs!

I exist in this form because of love! That love is...

I don't feel like doing this anymore...

Boys have a lot on their minds... I don't feel like doing this anymore...

Boys have a lot on their minds...

This is all because of the magical power of boobs!

I know how you feel, buddy!

You do? I know how you feel, buddy!

But, you're wrong!

I know you love big boobs,

but why steal bras, panties, bathing suits, and gym clothes?

That's not true love!

What's important are shape, tension, and its shakiness!

Take that!

Let's get him at once!

Yeah!

I hate to do this to you, Sumi, but in order for us...

...to be together, you'll have to join me on this side!

Sumi!

Ikkou!

You're definitely wrong!

If you really love her, then you shouldn't use any violence!

Even if it's a girl with big boobs or Sumi...

Ikkou...

Ikkou, I thought we could be friends...

Yanagi...

I can't believe you're being such a hypocrite!

Since we have no choice... Chitose, be patient!

No!

Oops...

He awakened!

He awakened! He awakened!

Excellent!

Laid to rest!

Has he been laid to rest?

Seems like it.

Then, the only thing remaining is...

Goddess of mercy!

Rising Dragon Punch and Dragon Tiger Kick!

Ouch!

I guess they passed the test.

There, there, there, there!

No!

Take this and that!

Stop it, Yuko!

I can't believe I'm seeing such great scenery in September!

Viva the lingering summer heat! Hooray for the lingering summer heat!

Yanagi!

Yo!

I thought you were laid to rest!

Stop worrying about trivial things. I thought you were laid to rest!

Stop worrying about trivial things.

We're best buddies, aren't we?

Best buddies? Come on now...

Let's be buddies like before, okay?

Hey!

Ikkou!

Ah, if we escape this rainy cave Ah, ame no doukutsu wo nuketara

Ah, rings of light will overlap one another Ah, hikari no wa ga kasanariau

Hey hey hey,

if you can feel the beginning of summer Natsu no hajimari wo kanjitara

Hi hi hi,

then squint your eyes and open your umbrella Me wo hosomete kasa wo hiraku

In the alleyway where I walked to avoid the sun Hinata wo sakete aruita roji ni

You try to act brave as your shadow stretches out Tsuyogari na kimi no kage ga nobiru

The blue in the sky starts to melt Tokedashita sora no ao

It will soon burn bright red, happy end Yagate makka ni moete, happy end

Now I'm sure they'll continue, happy days Ima tashika ni tsuzuku happy days

Look, it's burning bright red, happy end Hora makka ni moete happy end

Now I'm sure they'll continue, happy days Ima tashika ni tsuzuku happy days

A bizarre mansion.

Fear approaches the innocent nuns.

A girl's scream is heard in the darkness.

A cursed fate is revealed in its entirety.

No!

Filled with thrills and excitement.

A definitive modern horror for the 21st century.

You will find out the truth behind the sadness.

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