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This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to actual persons or organizations is purely coincidental.

Ikkou is getting better at reciting his sutra.

First year trainee at Saienji Temple Sumi lkuina (16 years old)

Well, we'd be in trouble if he couldn't go around and recite the sutra during the Bon festival.

First year trainee at Saienji Temple Yuko Atouda (15 years old)

First year trainee at Saienji Temple Chitose Nanbu (15 years old)

Ikkou!

Huh?

What was that?

A floating spirit!

A floating...spirit?

I don't see it.

Idiot!

I guess it followed you here, Grandpa.

Ikkou!

You bastard!

This doesn't look good!

Let's see... What should we do?

Huh? What?

Your sutra wasn't good enough, lkkou!

You're blaming me for this?

We should contact the temple and get some help.

Right! Let's do that!

You idiot! We don't have much time!

Then, what do you suggest we do?

Look at this, Ikkou! Then, what do you suggest we do?

Huh?

Help us!

It's overflowing, this feeling Afurete yuku no wa kono kimochi

It's overflowing, this feeling Afurete yuku no wa kono kimochi

Ah My Buddha!!!

Down at the beach, feelin' so good Namiuchigiwa de feelin' so good

l invite you over and make a surreal pose Kimi wo sasotte shuuru na poozu

Hey, gently take my hand Hora sotto te wo tsunaide

You're the kind of guy who's cool... Kimi wa nanimo iwazu ni

...without saying a word Kuuru na ko

Like a cinemascope that's a little warped... Chotto magatta shinemasukoopu

...during the prologue of the story Monogatari no puroroogu ni

Call out my name with a sweet voice, Namae wo yonde amaeta koe de

And laugh like you always do Itsumono you ni waratte

Go!! lke!!

It's overflowing, this feeling Afurete yuku no wa kono kimochi

Words can't begin to express it Kotoba ja tenioenakute

I gently touch your back Sotto senaka e

I think now is "the right time" Ima "sonotoki" datte sou omou

It's balanced like the swing of a pendulum Furiko saiku no baransu

And now I'm forgetting it, this feeling Wasureteyuku no mo kono kimochi

Ah, ah...

Ah, ah...

Ah, ah...

Don't Get Me Aroused!!

Saienji Temple

So...

You disobeyed the teachings of Buddha and awakened.

Well...

I told you to be careful...

...and to not rely on your power that much.

You perverted monk!

Chief priest at Saienji Temple Jyotoku Kawahara

But at the time, I had no choice...

Ouch!

You think you're cool since you're... y

...the only one who can use that power?

It's not like that...

Ouch!

If anything, I'm the one who is troubled by this power...

Ouch! Please forgive me, Grandma!

You'll be able to use that power when you learn how to control your emotions.

But why me?

That's because you're the dumbest one at Saienji Temple!

That's awful.

Others have been training much longer than I have. Can't help it.

Forget about others. I'm telling you...

...to repent for your lack of training!

Ouch! Ouch! ...to repent for your lack of training!

Ouch! Ouch!

Well, you can count on me.

I'll take full responsibility to awaken you.

My parents told me to be a fine monk or whatever.

So, they sent me to my grandma's temple in order to get rid of me.

It's been a while since I've been to grandma's place.

Excuse me...

Yes?

What was waiting for me were strict training sessions...

...and an eerie job of purification.

You're late, Ikkou!

There were also trainees trying to become nuns.

You're not repenting for your sins at all, are you?

No, that's not true...

Your story went on too long...

Ikkou.

How many more days are left for summer vacation?

Not that you're going to have any more fun.

What?!

If you understood what I said, go start preparing for dinner.

That's not fair!

Oww...

Grandma!

First year trainee at Saienji Temple Ikkou Satonaka (16 years old)

Let your heart be pure.

Taking a bath after work is the best.

Yuko! Cover yourself up!

You're used to it, aren't you?

But, you're still a girl.

Girls become beautiful after other people see them naked.

You haven't been a girl in a long time.

Indeed.

Who becomes nuns these days?

How do you feel about being seen by others, Chitose?

What did you say?

Huh? Are you still mad?

I'm not mad!

You're mad.

So what?

We had fun today, didn't we?

It wasn't fun!

I'm glad the incident didn't turn serious.

I'm not glad!

Chitose. If you're always feeling mad like that...

...lkkou is going to hate you.

Why do I have to be liked by Ikkou?

Well, we don't get to meet other guys, so...

Right.

We're nuns, so...

He might be a klutz, but you two make a great couple.

Stop saying we're a couple!

He looks like a monk with close-cropped hair!

But he is a monk.

Right?

I'm not going to befriend a pervert like that!

At first, you were like "A boy is coming!"

Was that you, or were you just confused?

I never said such a thing.

You even cleaned the premises of the temple very carefully.

You make things too obvious, Chitose!

Wha?

It's not like you're going to lose anything!

You can make lkkou do anything with your body.

He can be very useful to us.

Stop saying that!

You're too stubborn.

And you're too insensitive.

I have to say these are soft.

Why is that? We eat the same food.

Stop... Why is that? We eat the same food.

How long are you going to be in there for? Your meals are ready...

Huh?!

I-lIkkou...

Your meals are ready, so I just came to tell you...

You idiot!

Is it... Is it my fault?

August 18th

Thank you for the meal. Thank you for the meal.

Ikkou.

What's the matter?

Second year trainee at Saienji Temple Haruka Amanogawa (17 years old)

Second year trainee at Saienji Temple Haruka Amanogawa (17 years old) Today's job was pretty difficult, huh?

No, this is just...

Chitose. What happened?

I don't think I should say.

Ikkou was accused of being a Peeping Tom.

Underling at Saienji Temple Hinata Sugai (14 years old)

How did you know?

Oh my!

It's not like that!

As Hinata's older sister, I'm going to give you some advice.

If you're going to do something bad to children, please go somewhere else.

Second year trainee at Saienji Temple Sakura Sugai (16 years old)

You got it all wrong...

This is a little salty!

I'm sure it tastes like my tears.

You're happy with anything you eat, Sakura.

Right?

How should I know?

Oh boy...

You are all grown-ups now.

They're shameless!

Pervert.

You people are straightforward.

That's because your everyday conduct is sloppy.

I'm a hard worker, you know!

Then you need to try harder.

Great...

So what? He just saw some girls naked.

I agree.

What did you say?

Girls become beautiful after other people see them naked.

It also depends who you show it to.

Maybe Chitose only likes cute boys?

Brains are more important than looks.

Ikkou's brain is so much worse than his looks.

What did you say?

That all depends on your way of thinking. What did you say?

That all depends on your way of thinking.

I don't exactly follow...

Really?

You all think it's funny since it doesn't concern you, right?

Here, I'll give you some mackerel to cheer you up.

That's mine!

My mackerel!

It's not my concern.

None of this would've happened if you didn't take so long to bathe!

That doesn't mean you can just bust in all of a sudden!

But I'm used to seeing a girl naked after the...

We had no other choice...

...but to do that, right?

You're a perverted idiot, Ikkou!

But it wasn't...

But it wasn't... You think you will be forgiven if you say it wasn't your fault?

You think you will be forgiven if you say it wasn't your fault?

With an attitude like that, you'll never unleash your true potential!

You should watch what you say.

I've only been here for six months.

Always making excuses.

But it's true!

You should be more manly!

For monks, the dinner table is...

...an important place to have conversations.

I'm not saying you have to be silent, but if you need to argue, then do it later!

Well, I guess I shouldn't worry since you seem to have a lot of energy.

All of you will help out in the doll burning ceremony tomorrow.

What? What?

Are you going somewhere?

I have to take care of an important errand.

I'm leaving you all in charge of the temple.

That's fine with us.

What's a doll burning ceremony?

Do you ever pay any attention?

There's way too many things for me to memorize.

At this time each year, we participate in a doll burning service.

Really?

Ikkou!

Yes!

You're going to recite the sutra tomorrow.

What?

Huh?

Me?

Why?

Stop asking me why.

This is also part of your training.

You better not screw up.

No fair!

This is your chance to display your manliness.

You're saying it like it's none of your concern.

I'm worried.

Yeah, with Ikkou that is.

What did you say?

Doll Burning Ceremony

This is what we do for the doll burning ceremony?

Well, it's a community-based temple,

so we need to place importance on events like this.

And Grandma leaves us in charge at times like this.

Well, she's a very busy person.

You have to do a good job today.

We can't just throw these away?

Dolls also have feelings contained inside them...

...as much as humans or animals.

That means they have a heart.

You better do a good job purifying them.

Well, we're almost ready to go. Try to keep a clear mind.

There.

Stop procrastinating and help me out!

I know!

Easy.

Thanks.

You're pretty big.

That looks expensive.

This doll was cherished.

You can tell?

Of course.

I can feel it.

I can see that it was cherished by its owner.

Did you learn that from training?

Who knows.

I can tell what happened to this one.

This one was thrown away since it lost its arm.

I guess the owner had grown out of it.

I see. I guess this one's been through a lot too.

Good work to you too.

Ikkou! Chitose! We're about to start!

Coming! Coming!

Enjoy.

This time of the year must be busy.

Likewise.

Our lives would be so much easier if you people just kept quiet.

Shouldn't you be at Saienji Temple?

They can take care of themselves.

I'm the one who has been training them.

What the...

Was there a doll like that?

We never had a doll like that.

Get those people to safety!

Yes.

It's because of your half-hearted sutra, lkkou.

You're blaming me again?

Where am I?

Where is this place?

What's it talking about?

A troublesome doll was mixed in with the others!

Don't!

Go away!

What?!

Why you...

That doll is ready to fight!

Maybe my sutra didn't work because that doll was made overseas?

Maybe.

Why are you agreeing with him?

Stay calm.

Please stay calm.

Hinata. Did everyone leave safely?

What is this sorry-looking place?

It's very unpleasant.

Looks like it's possessed by an evil spirit with great power.

Why?

How should I know?

What a troublesome doll.

How much longer do I have to wait?

Where's my black tea?

Black tea?

It's way past my tea break.

Hurry up and prepare it!

That doll is utterly confused.

Boring.

This is boring.

I want you all to dance!

You bastards!

Yuko! Stop!

You idiot! You can't be serious!

Take that!

Take that!

It's no use!

If we don't get rid of that doll, this will never end!

Everyone...

Why?

Why are you doing this?

Everyone is suffering!

You're talking back to me?

Why can't you be nice like the others?

I can't believe you're comparing me to those cheap-looking dolls!

It's unpleasant...

It's unpleasant!

It's unpleasant!

Chitose!

You idiot! Why are you just standing there?

S-Sorry...

You may be an exquisite doll,

but that doesn't mean you can do whatever you want!

Sorry...

Ikkou...

What is it?

This is the only thing we can do for now...

Chitose!

Chitose!

Chitose!

Please...

Ikkou...

I want you to awaken.

Wow!

Yes! Yes! Yes!

He awakened!

He awakened! He awakened!

He awakened!

W-What?

Everything okay?

Yes.

He was really something.

I'm happy for you...

Ikkou?

Delicious!

No!

You idiot!

Thank you for taking charge while I was away.

No problem.

I didn't know an evil doll was mixed in with the others.

Don't worry about it.

A corrupt individual probably messed around with it.

If he's going to throw in the towel after an incident like this,

then he's obviously not worthy of being a monk.

Huh?

Why are we the ones that have to do all this?

What can I say? You broke the rules.

You're the one who took off your clothes!

You make it sound like I'm a pervert!

If you're not a pervert, you're a streaker!

What did you say?

That's not a nice thing to say to a girl!

There they go again. That's not a nice thing to say to a girl!

They get along well in many ways...

Stand still! They get along well in many ways...

Stand still!

Stand still! No way!

Pervert! Bastard! Creep!

That's so lame! Pervert! Bastard! Creep!

No, it isn't!

Take this, Ikkou!

Ah, if we escape this rainy cave Ah, ame no doukutsu wo nuketara

Ah, rings of light will overlap one another Ah, hikari no wa ga kasanariau

Hey hey hey,

if you can feel the beginning of summer Natsu no hajimari wo kanjitara

Hi hi hi,

then squint your eyes and open your umbrella Me wo hosomete kasa wo hiraku

In the alleyway where I walked to avoid the sun Hinata wo sakete aruita roji ni

You try to act brave as your shadow stretches out Tsuyogari na kimi no kage ga nobiru

The blue in the sky starts to melt Tokedashita sora no ao

It will soon burn bright red, happy end Yagate makka ni moete, happy end

Now I'm sure they'll continue, happy days Ima tashika ni tsuzuku happy days

Look, it's burning bright red, happy end Hora makka ni moete happy end

Now I'm sure they'll continue, happy days Ima tashika ni tsuzuku happy days

The doll burning ceremony has been taken care of.

Aren't you glad it's over?

Man, that was pretty harsh.

Stop whining.

It gets worse from here on for you, lkkou.

Just me?

Well, you're the main character, so you have to be very active.

Are you trying to talk me into all this by saying nice things?

Of course not.

And our next episode is "Don't fool around!!"

No, I'll fool around all right! I'll show you!

Next Episode: Don't Fool Around!! No, I'll fool around all right! I'll show you!

Next Episode: Don't Fool Around!! You're not repenting at all!

Next Episode: Don't Fool Around!!