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This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to actual persons or organizations is purely coincidental.

Don't act spoiled, dear Amaenaide yo anata

Stay like this, on the other side of our dream Konomama yume no kanata

I won't say it to you just yet... Mada anata ni wa oshienai

Ah My Buddha!! I won't say it to you just yet... Mada anata ni wa oshienai

Ah My Buddha!!

Ah My Buddha!! Katsu!!!

Do buds that wait for the spring... Haru wo matsu tsubomi wa sugu ni

...bloom up right away? Fukurandeyuku no ka na

Loosen your hand... Kataku nigirishimeta

...that you've closed up so tightly Tenohira wo hodoite

And feel the wind that carries the seasons along Kisetsu hakobu kaze wo kanjite yo

Don't act spoiled, dear Amaenaide yo anata

Stay like this, on the other side of our dream Konomama yume no kanata

Pull me close with those hands, Me ga sametara kiechaisou na

As though I'll disappear when you open your eyes Watashi wo sono te de hikiyosete

The feeling that blooms in my chest Kono mune ni saku omoi

The feeling I keep secret in my heart Kokoro ni himeta omoi

Yeah, yeah, yeah

I won't say it to you just yet... Mada anata ni wa oshienai

But I want to tell you Demo anata ni wa oshietai

I can't love anyone else but you Mou anata shika aisenai

Hospitals at night feel haunted... So creepy...

What are you talking about? That's exactly why we've been called in.

You're right.

Anyhow...

Sakura, why do we have to dress like this?

There's no choice.

It's apparently a spirit that attacks nurses during the night.

The skirt is too short.

It feels airy in the chest.

I guess it's a size too big for you.

What?!

It's a bit embarrassing.

You think so? It's a bit embarrassing.

You think so?

It's perfect for me.

Ikkou.

Ikkou!

Kazuki?

Y-Your butt's showing!

Aren't you trying too hard?

Kazu, you're looking cute!

K-Kazuki, you're so cute!

I thought maybe I could be of help to you too, lkkou.

Oh? R-Really?

Really!

Kazuki!

I've been feeling a little feverish since a little while ago...

Could you give me an examination, Doctor?

What are you thinking, you big steamed bun?

I'm jealous...

I'm jealous of you!

I'm jealous of you being so popular with the nurses!

It's...

...here! It's...

Nurses! Please cure me!

It was just getting good, too...

Get ready, guys!

Hey, you're not nurses!

Too bad.

Sorry, we're nuns.

We're going to make you rest in peace now.

But it's fine. Nuns are good too!

It's a fresh feeling!

No!

Hey!

Man, so it doesn't have to be nurses, huh?

Looks like he's just a cosplay lover.

Come on, lkkou!

Hey, wait! Stop it!

So good! Nurses are good! Nuns are good!

It's all good!

K-Kazuki!

I'm sorry, lkkou.

Awaken, lkkou.

Awaken

Huh?

What happened?

Sorry!

It's equipment problems. Please wait for a little while.

Sorry, I stepped on your foot.

Excuse me, makeup! Sorry, I stepped on your foot.

Excuse me, makeup! It's fine. It's fine.

It's fine. It's fine.

I'm hungry...

West Ogikubo Film Studio

AT-X Drama Ah My Buddha!!

Ikkou, you touched me in that turmoil before, didn't you?

I didn't!

I think you're always looking or touching more than necessary.

I kind of feel that way too.

Morose.

I told you I didn't do it!

It's okay with me, lkkou.

No, it's not!

Ah! It's Hyper 3!

And aren't you all punching and kicking me for real?

Sorry, but we were told it's better to do it that way.

It's realism.

You were the one who said at the first shoot...

...that we could really hit you.

I did, but...

It's good to get into your part, but it's a job first and foremost, so do it right.

Right...

Well, we can't blame him.

He's surrounded by attractive girls. A dirty thought or two is natural.

I never had any of you whatsoever!

What was that?!

Now, now. Try to get along, you two.

Yes, yes. Just like that. Good. Now, now. Try to get along, you two.

Q: How's your relationship with the cast?

Q: How's your relationship with the cast? Yes, well, um...

Q: How's your relationship with the cast? L-Let's see...

Q: How's your relationship with the cast? We all get along, yes.

Um, we can rely on Sakura.

Haruka is calm.

Haruka is calm. If you come out of that rainy cave, Ame no doukutsu nuketara

Sumi is very diligent. If you come out of that rainy cave, Ame no doukutsu nuketara

Yuko is a little rough, but kind. If you come out of that rainy cave, Ame no doukutsu nuketara

Yuko is a little rough, but kind.

Yuko is a little rough, but kind. your circles of happiness will overlap Hikari no wa ga kasanariau

Hinata is different, but cute. your circles of happiness will overlap Hikari no wa ga kasanariau

Well, overall our teamwork is great. your circles of happiness will overlap Hikari no wa ga kasanariau

Well, overall our teamwork is great.

If you can feel summer beginning, Natsu no hajimari wo kanjitara

Huh? Ikkou? If you can feel summer beginning, Natsu no hajimari wo kanjitara

Um, he's, well... Ha ha ha... If you can feel summer beginning, Natsu no hajimari wo kanjitara

Um, he's, well... Ha ha ha...

squint your eyes and open your umbrella Me wo hosomete kasa wo aku

Q: How's the atmosphere on the set? squint your eyes and open your umbrella Me wo hosomete kasa wo aku

Q: How's the atmosphere on the set? Oh, yes, it's wonderful. squint your eyes and open your umbrella Me wo hosomete kasa wo aku

Q: How's the atmosphere on the set? Everyone does so much ad-libbing. squint your eyes and open your umbrella Me wo hosomete kasa wo aku

Everyone does so much ad-libbing.

Everyone does so much ad-libbing. We walked along a path as it cut through the sunlight, Hinata wo sakete aruita roji ni

I didn't realize it in the beginning and thought we weren't supposed to do that, so... We walked along a path as it cut through the sunlight, Hinata wo sakete aruita roji ni

Um, like half the scenes where I'm laughing... and your shadow grew as you gathered your courage Tsuyogari na kimi no kage ga nobiru

...are really me laughing for real, yes. and your shadow grew as you gathered your courage Tsuyogari na kimi no kage ga nobiru

The blue began to fade from the sky... Tokedashita sora no ao

...and in the end it burned bright red, happy end Yagate makka ni moete happii endo

They're sure to keep going now, these happy days Ima tashika ni tsudzuku happii deizu

Q: Is there anyone you had to look after? They're sure to keep going now, these happy days Ima tashika ni tsudzuku happii deizu

Q: Is there anyone you had to look after? Well, most of them are younger, They're sure to keep going now, these happy days Ima tashika ni tsudzuku happii deizu

Q: Is there anyone you had to look after? and some weren't used to being filmed.

Q: Is there anyone you had to look after? My sister included.

Q: Is there anyone you had to look after? Well, as part of the older group, there was a lot we guided them through.

Q: Is there anyone you had to look after?

Q: Is there anyone you had to look after? Hey, Sakura, how's this makeup?

Q: Is there anyone you had to look after? Good, I guess.

Q: Is there anyone you had to look after? You think so?

Q: Is there anyone you had to look after?

Q: Is there anyone you had to look after? Well, I have said harsh words at times, but that's for their own good.

Q: Is there anyone you had to look after? We get along now, and there's a good atmosphere...

Q: Is there anyone you had to look after? You guys still have roles to play! Get it together!

Q: Is there anyone you had to look after? Hey, hey, Sakura, what about this makeup?

Q: Is there anyone you had to look after? You too, Haruka. It's almost your part, so hurry up.

Q: Is there anyone you had to look after? Okay.

Cute...

Q: What stands out in your mind the most? Let me out! Help! It's cramped in here! Definitely action for me.

Q: What stands out in your mind the most? I'm scared! Save me! I can't take small spaces! Help! I couldn't stop getting injured.

Q: What stands out in your mind the most? I'm scared! Save me! I can't take small spaces! Help! I became good friends with the stunt team guys.

Okay, cut!

Sorry! I really hit you! Are you okay?

I-I-1-I'm okay!

Just get me down already!

I'm not... I'm not good with high places!

Should we leave him like that for a while?

The animals were hard to work with.

They listen to you differently than people do.

Okay everyone, it's almost time for the main take.

No!

Um... Well... I guess...

The perverted scenes were a little...

I-l was embarrassed.

No!

It showed too much, no matter how you look at it.

Whatever, but wasn't I the only one who didn't have many sexy scenes?

I would've given more fan service if I were asked. Too bad.

Q: Are you really undressing in those scenes?

Q: Is it your own underwear? Q: Are you really undressing in those scenes?

Q: Do you clean thoroughly the day before? Q: Is it your own underwear? Q: Are you really undressing in those scenes?

Q: Does it become a habit? Q: Do you clean thoroughly the day before? Q: How does being looked at feel? Q: Is it your own underwear? Q: Are you really undressing in those scenes?

Come on, please don't ask so many perverted questions!

I-lIkkou...

Please awaken.

Chitose, it's totally showing.

No!

Master Devilkin is here!

Good morning! Good morning!

He's a veteran, so I was nervous.

I watched a lot of his videos in my hometown.

"The Station Front Company President" series, the "World's #1 Man" series...

They were all fun.

I can't believe we're co-stars with Master Devilkin!

It'll help us so much.

That's right.

My grandpa's a fan too. He was so happy to hear we were co-starring.

Q: The two of you co-starred 50 years ago?

Q: The two of you co-starred 50 years ago? Let's see, I was a student from the Andes, and Master was...

Q: The two of you co-starred 50 years ago?

Q: The two of you co-starred 50 years ago? Right, you were the sheep, whose name was...

Q: The two of you co-starred 50 years ago?

Q: The two of you co-starred 50 years ago? That's right. Hana, it was Hana.

That's right. Hana, it was Hana.

Yes, something like that did happen. What great memories.

Q: About starring with the youngsters

Q: About starring with the youngsters Everyone is working hard.

Q: About starring with the youngsters There are little details of course...

Q: About starring with the youngsters In any case, they're all doing their best.

Q: About starring with the youngsters

Q: About starring with the youngsters This is a different era.

Q: About starring with the youngsters You're strict with youngsters, aren't you? Just like you've always been.

Q: About starring with the youngsters

Shake.

Other hand.

Look that way.

Rotate.

Get up.

It seems she's his weakness, though.

Get up.

Locker Room

What?!

What the heck?!

Get along? Of course not!

Why do I have to get along with those girls?

Or rather, why am I the villain? I can't agree with it!

I was one of the last ones left at the audition for the heroine role.

But that girl...

She had to have flirted with the producer.

I was supposed to be the heroine.

If I was, it would be like... Would be like...

It's overflowing, this feeling Afurete yuku no wa kono kimochi

Again and again... Are you doing this on purpose?

I'm not!

You liar!

You liar! Down at the beach, feelin' so good Namiuchigiwa de feelin' so good

You bun head, perv, sketch, one touch! Down at the beach, feelin' so good Namiuchigiwa de feelin' so good

You bun head, perv, sketch, one touch! l invite you over and make a surreal pose Kimi wo sasotte shuuru na poozu

What's that? l invite you over and make a surreal pose Kimi wo sasotte shuuru na poozu

Man, they keep going at it without getting bored... l invite you over and make a surreal pose Kimi wo sasotte shuuru na poozu

Man, they keep going at it without getting bored... Hey, gently take my hand Hora sotto te wo tsunaide

Seriously. Hey, gently take my hand Hora sotto te wo tsunaide

But it seems fun. Seriously. Hey, gently take my hand Hora sotto te wo tsunaide

But it seems fun. You're the kind of guy who's cool... Kimi wa nanimo iwazu ni

They look good together. ...without saying a word Kuuru na ko

You two are making me hot. Like a cinemascope that's a little warped... Chotto magatta shinemasukoopu

C-Cut it out! Why with her? Like a cinemascope that's a little warped... Chotto magatta shinemasukoopu

C-Cut it out! Why with her? ...during the prologue of the story Monogatari no puroroogu ni

T-That's right. We aren't like that... ...during the prologue of the story Monogatari no puroroogu ni

T-That's right. We aren't like that... Call out my name with a sweet voice, Namae wo yonde amaeta koe de

Call out my name with a sweet voice, Namae wo yonde amaeta koe de

Right, that's what it would be like!

Doesn't it go better that way? It's still not too late!

I have to be the heroine!

Isn't that right, Ikkou? Ikkou!

Well...

It has action, sex appeal, and excitement.

It's definitely great entertainment you can enjoy with the whole family.

Yes, especially the numerous battles with ghosts...

The battles are... Huh?

Sakura, how do you read that kanji...

What are you doing?!

But, it's a hard character...!

I can't help it... Let me see the script...

The battles were filled with punch,

and I feel it's become a wonderful project.

Yes.

Q: Being part of this production

Q: Being part of this production My opinion is it went really well.

Q: Being part of this production I felt I had a very fulfilling time. Don't act spoiled, dear Amaenaide yo anata

Stay like this, on the other side of our dream Konomama yume no kanata

The story was good, Stay like this, on the other side of our dream Konomama yume no kanata

but my favorite thing was being able to meet the regulars. Stay like this, on the other side of our dream Konomama yume no kanata

but my favorite thing was being able to meet the regulars.

but my favorite thing was being able to meet the regulars. I won't say it to you just yet... Mada anata ni wa oshienai

I'm sure we can stay good friends even after the shoot is done. I won't say it to you just yet... Mada anata ni wa oshienai

I'm sure we can stay good friends even after the shoot is done.

Katsu!

It was a wonderful production!

It was a wonderful production! Do buds that wait for the spring... Haru wo matsu tsubomi wa sugu ni

Q: Lastly, what was the theme of Ah My Buddha!!? Do buds that wait for the spring... Haru wo matsu tsubomi wa sugu ni

Q: Lastly, what was the theme of Ah My Buddha!!? Let me think... Do buds that wait for the spring... Haru wo matsu tsubomi wa sugu ni

Q: Lastly, what was the theme of Ah My Buddha!!? There are many reasons for the ghosts to be wandering around, Do buds that wait for the spring... Haru wo matsu tsubomi wa sugu ni

Q: Lastly, what was the theme of Ah My Buddha!!? but they can rest in peace in the end. ...bloom up right away? Fukurandeyuku no ka na

Q: Lastly, what was the theme of Ah My Buddha!!? It's love, I think! Loosen your hand... Kataku nigirishimeta

Loosen your hand... Kataku nigirishimeta

It's lust, of course. Loosen your hand... Kataku nigirishimeta

It's lust, of course. ...that you've closed up so tightly Tenohira wo hodoite

Q: Lastly, what was the theme of Ah My Buddha!!? ...that you've closed up so tightly Tenohira wo hodoite

Q: Lastly, what was the theme of Ah My Buddha!!? It's love! ...that you've closed up so tightly Tenohira wo hodoite

And feel the wind that carries the seasons along Kisetsu hakobu kaze wo kanjite yo

Don't act spoiled, dear Amaenaide yo anata

Stay like this, on the other side of our dream Konomama yume no kanata

Pull me close with those hands, Me ga sametara kiechaisou na

As though I'll disappear when you open your eyes Watashi wo sono te de hikiyosete

The feeling that blooms in my chest Kono mune ni saku omoi

The feeling I keep secret in my heart Kokoro ni himeta omoi

Yeah, yeah, yeah

I won't say it to you just yet... Mada anata ni wa oshienai

But I want to tell you Demo anata ni wa oshietai

I can't love anyone else but you Mou anata shika aisenai

Thanks for waiting! The shoot's restarting! I can't love anyone else but you Mou anata shika aisenai

I can't love anyone else but you Mou anata shika aisenai

Sorry for the delay!

You're late! Sorry for the delay!

We're starting a real take!

Get ready!

What?

That's...

A-A ghost!

I-It's appeared!

It's all yours!

Leave it to us! Everyone else, evacuate!

Please take care of it!

Let's go!

Right! Right!

Ghost actress, the truth is, we aren't actors or anything.

We are real nuns and a priest who came to exorcise you.

Top Secret Super Plan To Lure Out the Ghost Actress By Sakura Sugai Today's shoot was all an act to get you to come out.

Regrets with the film world or not...

You can't stick around forever without resting.

We're sorry for deceiving you.

But it was fun because we got to experience being actresses.

So, why are you here too?

Shut up! It's fine!

Welcome back, Master.

It's okay. We'll let you rest in peace, so please don't worry.

I knew there was something wrong.

Everyone here today was horrible at acting.

I love films.

I love actors' performances.

I just wanted to watch those things from the corner...

Ghost actress?

I knew something was wrong. It was amateurs playing!

What was that?!

Don't underestimate films!

It wasn't just one?

They say movie studios have a lot.

I guess it's easy to build a grudge.

This is no time to be saying stuff like that!

Hey, don't touch me!

No, you perv!

No, you perv...

Hinata, here! Come over here!

Hey, what do you think you're doing? Hey!

All revealed.

Hey, what's going on?

That's only for Ikkou!

Ikkou!

Wait, it's a misunderstanding!

You bun head! Wait, it's a misunderstanding!

You bun head!

Don't Be Fooled!!

It Still Continues

Katsu!

Katsu!

Idiot!

Idiot!

Kaiser Wave!

Jet Upper!

Devil...

Devil...

Devil...

One.

Two.

Three.

Four. Worm.

See you in the pure land!

See you in the pure land!

You bun head!

My blood is colored green!

Dance!

Sing!

It's coming out, coming out for a long time.

It's coming out, coming out for a long time.

It's coming out, coming out for a long time.

It's coming out, coming out for a long time.

So let's...

So let's start the Nankin ball technique.

Hey, it's too salty!

Hey, it's too salty!

Let's go, clap clap clap. Let's go, clap clap clap.

Hi, ho, hey, ho, clap clap clap clap.

Clap clap.

Clap clap.

Clap clap.

Clap clap.

You bun head, perv, sketch, one touch!

It's a misunderstanding!

Guided by those engraved words Kizamareta moji ni michibikare

I start again from the place I struggled to reach Tadoritsuita basho kara mata hajimarunda

Come on, lonesome traveler Saa, lonesome traveler

Oh road sign, how many travelers... Doredake no tabibito wo

...have you sent off, I wonder? Miokutta no darou michishirube yo

My index finger rushes over parchment... Hi ni yaketa chizu wo toku

...as I try to figure out my faded map Hitosashi yubi ga saki wo isogu

I want to hear your voice Anata no koe ga kikitai

I hum a rhapsody alone Hitori kuchizusamu rhapsody

As I travel along this sunburnt road... Hateru koto nado nai you na

...that seems to have no end Yaketsuita michi no ue de

Guided by those engraved words Kizamareta moji ni michibikare

I start again from the place I struggled to reach Tadoritsuita basho kara mata hajimarunda

For as many things as you've lost, Ushinatta mono to onaji dake no

An equal amount lies waiting to be found Atarashii deai ga matterunda

Come on, lonesome traveler Saa, lonesome traveler

Come on, lonesome traveler Saa, lonesome traveler