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This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to actual persons or organizations is purely coincidental.

Happy New Year.

First entertainment of the year. Celebrities, swimming, party tricks, cosplay.

It's that time of year again.

Thanks for letting me use your bath.

That's all right.

You don't have a bath in your house.

Yeah, what a bummer.

Here you go.

Oh, this is great.

It's just beer.

Cheers!

To working together again this year. To working together again this year.

This is great! It's finally starting to feel like the new year.

We don't get any breaks.

Our archbishop is way too strict...

We were very busy last year.

It's because of that kid at Saieniji.

He's quite a persistent fellow, and he doesn't awaken all the way.

That's probably because he's still a kid.

It's not easy dealing with kids...

I mean, if I stayed in a place full of nuns...

...I would go crazy.

Talk about exploding with sexual desire.

You're just a kid too, I guess.

Hey, you're not that much older than me, Ukyo.

The way you talk about women is childish.

You're so mean...

Ukyo!

What?

What the...

What the heck are they doing? What the heck are they doing?

It's overflowing, this feeling Afurete yuku no wa kono kimochi

It's overflowing, this feeling Afurete yuku no wa kono kimochi

Ah My Buddha!!!

Down at the beach, feelin' so good Namiuchigiwa de feelin' so good

l invite you over and make a surreal pose Kimi wo sasotte shuuru na poozu

Hey, gently take my hand Hora sotto te wo tsunaide

You're the kind of guy who's cool... Kimi wa nanimo iwazu ni

...without saying a word Kuuru na ko

Like a cinemascope that's a little warped... Chotto magatta shinemasukoopu

...during the prologue of the story Monogatari no puroroogu ni

Call out my name with a sweet voice, Namae wo yonde amaeta koe de

And laugh like you always do Itsumono you ni waratte

Go!! lke!!

It's overflowing, this feeling Afurete yuku no wa kono kimochi

Words can't begin to express it Kotoba ja tenioenakute

I gently touch your back Sotto senaka e

I think now is "the right time" Ima "sonotoki" datte sou omou

It's balanced like the swing of a pendulum Furiko saiku no baransu

And now I'm forgetting it, this feeling Wasureteyuku no mo kono kimochi

Ah, ah...

Ah, ah...

Ah, ah...

Don't Rest!!

Now, we're reaching the climax of this New Year's special.

Now, for the last question. The answer is...

Team of psychics.

Fearful Beast!

Team of sisters.

Female Viking and the Huge Monster!

Oh, my lord.

Now, the team of monks. Will they make a comeback?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

Now, what's your answer?

1985, Counterattack of Giant Plutonium Men!

You're right!

You did it, Chitose!

How did she know that?

You're off to a good start to the new year!

How could we lose when we're all together?

You were the first to get a wrong answer, Sakura.

Well, you see...

Look. The camera is looking this way!

Team of monks. What was the key to your victory?

Well, I have to say...

This is all because of our everyday training.

If you have any problems, come to Saieniji.

Put in our information down here.

Well, this is a live broadcast, so...

Oh, is that right?

Amitabha Buddha...

What the hell are they doing?

Ukyo...

Huh?

This year, are we going to...

What are you talking about?

This year is going to be great!

For sure!

Keep drinking.

For Sekishinryu...

Cheers! Cheers!

Bummer.

Now, it's hunter chance.

For the champion of the team of monks...

...they'll get to take home wonderful prizes.

Wow!

A cruise around the world.

Diamonds...

4 wheel drive...

Scrubbing brush...

We don't need that...

Now, this is where I come in!

Now, the team of monks.

Can they get past these moving wooden statues?

What the heck is this?

Too bad.

You can't get past these things!

No...

Wait a minute...

Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!

Too bad.

We hope you will join us next time.

Hold it!

You were never going to give us any prizes, were you?

See you next year!

I won...

Yeah! She did it!

Winner!! Yeah! She did it!

I won...

This program was brought to you by the following...

Looks like those folks at Saienji are doing well in the new year.

Lady Jyotoku is really playful.

Well, they went through a lot last year.

It's a bit extreme for a break, but...

Those folks are pretty extreme, you know...

I like them...

Human Realm, Chitose Nanbu.

Asura Realm, Yuko Atouda.

Animal Realm, Sumi lkuina.

Starving Ghost Realm, Sakura Sugai.

Heavenly Realm, Haruka Amanogawa.

And Hellish Realm, Hinata Sugai.

They're all cute, and I like them.

I like them too.

I'm jealous of Ikkou.

It's not funny when you say it.

Any guy would think that way.

When I look at Ikkou, I don't think he's that type.

He's enjoying his best days by getting picked on.

Could it be that he's a masochist?

Why are you getting excited?

Hey, get me an orange.

Yeah, yeah.

Well, it's going to be another busy year anyway.

You should stop wandering around and start working seriously!

Yeah, yeah...

This is what we won?

A lodge with an outdoor hot spring...

Oh, my!

This is somewhat tasteful in a way...

We were excited about the prize, and this is it?

I'm sure their meals and bath are great.

This is because lkkou screwed up with that electric stick!

It's because you couldn't stand that sizzling hot bath!

Calm down. It's because you couldn't stand that sizzling hot bath!

Come on...

Okay, okay. Enough with this marital quarrel.

We're not married!

Stop complaining, people.

We should be more thankful.

Yes.

Ah My Buddha Fight!

Everyone is inside already...

Hotel Kotobuki

Hotel Kotobuki The cat was playing with you?

Hotel Kotobuki

Thank you. Thank you...

Why do I have to recite the sutra on my vacation?

We may be on vacation, but we're still a group of monks!

You're too strict.

You're too loose, lkkou.

I can be strict if I want to!

If you could, then you wouldn't be grumbling all the time!

I can't do everything!

I'm saying you don't do things you're capable of!

I don't do them because I can't!

You never even try!

If you keep grumbling like that, you'll age faster.

If I do, then it's all your fault!

But then no one will want to marry you.

You're too self-conscious!

Chitose!

Ikkou is trying the best he can. In his own way.

Yeah, I agree. In his own way.

His own way isn't good enough!

He has to train harder this year and become a fine monk!

You're too strict.

Of course I am!

Take that!

I'm mad!

Ikkou just wants to have a good time today.

You're the best, Haruka!

He gets carried away since you spoil him like that!

I won't be tempted that easy.

Oh, really?

I just want to relax by not having to do any work.

Take your foot off! Can you say that if I go like this?

Can you say that if I go like this?

I can't get married now! You sound like an old man!

If I'm used and abused every day, I'll definitely grow old!

Looks like lkkou will be an old man before us.

Give me back my youth!

Friendly old couple!

What?

It's a beautiful day.

Sure is.

That's just too much, Yuko!

Stop it! That's just too much, Yuko!

Hey! Be quiet!

Doramu Bath

So, this is the outdoor bath they told us about?

Stop moving around, Yuko!

But I can't help it!

No, not there!

Maybe we didn't win a prize at all.

I told you not to move!

Your foot! It's jammed in there!

What is this soft feeling?

No! No more!

I can't take it anymore! I'm getting out!

No! Don't move!

Ouch! No! Don't move!

Ouch! Stop doing that!

I'm getting out, out, out!

What do you think you're doing in front of a healthy young male!

Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!

Very nice.

Hey, can we just keep peeking...

I mean, can we just keep monitoring them like this?

Just wait! When they fall asleep, that's when we strike!

Just like that?

Just like that!

We must forget sexual desires!

Yeah! We must forget sexual desires!

Forget sexual desires!

Forget sexual desires! Forget sexual desires!

What's wrong?

I thought I heard a voice...

Meow, meow, meow!

Bow wow, bow wow! Meow, meow, meow!

A dog? Bow wow, bow wow! Meow, meow, meow!

A cat?

Are they fighting?

Looks like they're having fun.

I don't know if they're having fun or if they sound dangerous...

That means they sound the same as usual.

Then there's nothing to worry about.

Hinata, it's getting hot in here.

You can come out now.

I'm sorry we couldn't stop.

It's his fault too.

That's right! It's your fault!

So mean...

Oh, it looks like it's the same as usual.

The same thing happens every time we go to a hot spring.

No, I didn't want this to happen.

I wish to lead a calmer life this year.

Thank you for the meal. I wish to lead a calmer life this year.

Thank you for the meal!

Hey! Listen to what I have to say! Thank you for the meal!

Hey! Listen to what I have to say!

Wow! This is just like the one at the town office.

Not connected to a network?

Not a laser either.

An 8 track...

The color of my blood is green!

Shut up! You suck! The color of my blood is green!

The blossoms...

Yeah! Chitose! The blossoms...

Kamen Ranger 29!

There! There!

Here's a bamboo trick!

Alright, yeah!

Bamboo trick... Alright, yeah!

Looks like they're having lots of fun.

Of course they are. They're here on vacation.

I just wish we weren't here for work.

We can't use travel expenses to come here if we don't do any work.

You're right.

We wouldn't be able to come...

They're so mean.

If they're going back to their rooms, they should just wake me up.

I'm thirsty. Is there anything to drink...

Oh!

Wha-wha-wha-what the heck is that?

Sakura?

S-Sakura?

What?

You're s leeping?

Wait, does she do this every night?

I feel like I shouldn't have seen that.

Let's try to forget about it...

It's you, Yuko. Going to the bathroom?

Why did you do that all of a sudden?

She's sleeping!

I should leave now...

S-Sumi sleeps naked!

Yeah!

No, doggie...

Don't lick me there...

Don't awaken! Don't awaken! Don't awaken! Don't awaken...

Tiger!

You're bad.

Shouldn't be wandering around like this.

Haruka...

You're such a bad boy.

I'll help you awaken.

No, stop...

I'll awaken...

Amitabha Buddha!

Rest in peace, okay?

Yes.

Sleepwalking technique...

What's Ikkou doing here?

But this is good. We didn't have to go look for him.

Hey, let's carry him out!

Hey! Why did you fall down like that?

What!

No!

We should retreat for now...

So noisy.

Fight...

Feels good...

No more!

Things are finally calm now...

We complained about a lot of things, but I'm glad we came.

I slept well.

I'm hungry...

Bamboo trick...

Good morning.

Breakfast!

Morning!

What happened to you?

Maybe a lack of sleep?

Lack of sleep?

Cheap sake doesn't make you feel good afterwards.

You folks should be careful not to drink too much! Ouch!

We're still minors...

Be quiet! Don't talk back to me like that! Ouch!

Lady Jyotoku!

Stop touching me! It gives me a headache!

Man, what the hell?!

She always lectures us on what not to do, but she can do anything?

Let's hope this year is a good year...

It'll be a pleasure working with you again...

Yes... It'll be a pleasure working with you again...

To be continued...

Ah, if we escape this rainy cave Ah, ame no doukutsu wo nuketara

Ah, rings of light will overlap one another Ah, hikari no wa ga kasanariau

Hey hey hey,

if you can feel the beginning of summer Natsu no hajimari wo kanjitara

Hi hi hi,

then squint your eyes and open your umbrella Me wo hosomete kasa wo hiraku

In the alleyway where I walked to avoid the sun Hinata wo sakete aruita roji ni

You try to act brave as your shadow stretches out Tsuyogari na kimi no kage ga nobiru

The blue in the sky starts to melt Tokedashita sora no ao

It will soon burn bright red, happy end Yagate makka ni moete, happy end

Now I'm sure they'll continue, happy days Ima tashika ni tsuzuku happy days

Look, it's burning bright red, happy end Hora makka ni moete happy end

Now I'm sure they'll continue, happy days Ima tashika ni tsuzuku happy days