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Are you stupid?

If you do this, people will laugh at me too.

Have you thought about it carefully?

You don't think at all.

You're a woman, you're all stupid.

You are a complete idiot.

Hey, Akiko, I'm actually talking to you.

Look me in the eyes. Hey, I'm talking to you.

Hey!

What's wrong with your face?

Can you repeat what you said earlier?

Repeat. Will you?

Hey!

I want to become an actress.

What?!

I want to become an actress, so I want to go to a workshop.

The fuck you are saying?!

Such an ugly woman can't be an actress, you know?

How will you be an actress, stupid?

You're nuts.

She wants to go to the workshop.

The fuck is this shop?!

Like a convenience shop?

A workshop is a practical training seminar.

The fuck is a seminar?

What kind of seminar is this? What kind is it?!

Ah?

Self-realization seminar?

Religious?

Religious seminar?

Ugly, pathetic people like you get together and create your own religion.

Hey, do you have any shame at all?

With a face like that.

Ah?

Aren't you ashamed?

Ah?

I'm ashamed to date you.

To show up in public with such an ugly bitch.

Hey!

I'm ashamed of you.

Think about it and act accordingly.

I'm talking to you.

Whose life are you ruining?

Whose?!

Whose life are you planning to ruin?! Huh?!

Whose, I ask?!

You, pathetic shop assistant, who do you think you are?! Huh?

Whose life are you planning to ruin?!

Speak! Whose?!

Yours.

Yours.

That's exactly it!

You're ruining my life. Why are you saying things like that? You're only adding to my stress, you idiot.

Come to your senses.

Bitch.

I am sorry.

Sorry!

Sorry!

Sorry!

Sorry!

Sorry!

You make me stressed!

You are not that beautiful!

I'm sorry!

I'm sorry!

I'm sorry!

I'm sorry!

I'm sorry!

I'm sorry!

Stop it!

I'm sorry!

I'm sorry!

I'm sorry!

I'm sorry!

I'm sorry!

I'm sorry!

I'm sorry!

I'm sorry!

= Information about the workshop. Are there people around you that you want to kill? A cheating lover, a colleague who is interfering with your career advancement, a problematic neighbor? This is a workshop about murder. For those who really want to kill a person. A top-level professional will teach you how to kill safely and reliably. Let's curb our murderous tendencies together. Course details: 2 days and 3 nights. Master: Shohei Eno =

Sorry, I'm late.

- Akiko Mori? - Yes.

Give me your phone.

Good.

Did you turn off the GPS?

Yes. Here is the payment.

Sit here.

OK.

Well, let's begin the murder workshop.

Only those with the strongest desire to kill a person have gathered here.

Everyone already knows who they are going to kill.

One by one.

Tell everyone who you are going to kill.

We must share our emotions.

Well, shall we start here?

Come to the center and speak.

OK.

I can't forgive my ex who works as a host.

Although we've dated for a year and a half...

Even while we were dating, he was constantly cheating on me.

Sometimes he started apologizing and crying, so I forgave him.

As a result, another woman gave birth to his child and he left me.

He recently got married.

This is complete madness.

I want to kill him, that's why I came.

Do you want to kill his wife and child too?

I want to kill wife and child in front of him, and in the end, kill him.

Got it.

You can rely on me.

Next.

I have a younger sister.

My sister is very friendly and, how can I say it, everyone loves her.

They praise her and say that she is cute.

She's just having fun every day.

That's why I have to be a good child.

I work every day and bring money for family.

And my sister uses this money to have fun.

When I realized what she was spending my money on, I got angry.

I don't want to be a good child anymore. I don't want to see my sister anymore.

I hate her.

That's why...

That's why I want to kill her as soon as possible.

Do you want to destroy her image and kill her?

Let's rape her.

As you can see, there are two men among us today.

There is a guy younger than me with whom I was very close.

He...

When I asked if we were dating, he said we were just friends.

When I tried to kiss him, he slapped me in the face with all his might and said that he would never be with such a fat woman.

- We haven't talked since then... - That's it, don't continue.

Do you want to kill this guy?

Yes.

We need to cut off his dick.

It won't be easy, it will require teamwork.

Next.

OK.

I had a best friend at work. I want to kill the two people who drove him to suicide.

The two of them continued to bully him, constantly and groundlessly accusing him of mistakes.

He hanged himself at work. He ended his life.

These two don't care, they continue to grin without any regret.

I can't forgive them.

You are the so-called warrior of justice.

Isn't it wonderful?

We can kill two.

Our numbers are bigger.

No problem.

Until recently I killed animals - cats, dogs. But I got bored, so now I want to kill a person.

I don't care who.

I want to know how to kill a person and never get caught.

Believe me, of all the people I've worked with, no one has ever been caught.

I think my teaching method works great.

This time you'll have a special task, be ready.

OK.

Next.

I live with a man. At first he was kind to me, but over time he became angry at everything, constantly hitting me.

One time I resisted, then he put my face into a filled bathtub and I almost died.

I don't have the courage now, but I want to erase him from this world.

We need to remind him.

What he has done.

There.

Stab him here.

There are lungs here.

With such a blow they will open and the person will suffer greatly.

A very long death.

During that time you can remind him of everything he has done.

Great.

We'll start practicing soon.

The main point is that feelings are important.

The desire to kill needs to be changed.

Usually, this feeling cannot be stopped.

This means that when you go for a kill, there is a high chance of failure.

There is no hesitation in killing.

You don't need it.

Take this cardboard and practice on a partner. Stab and pull out!

Practice killing. Let's go!

Faster! More serious!

Stab and pull out!

Stab and pull out!

Stab and pull out! And you! Stab and pull out!

Do it! Stab and pull out!

How many times do I have to tell you?!

Stop it!

Stop it!

Are you serious?

Are you serious about killing?

OK.

Let's start!

Bad!

Enough!

You said you killed animals.

I often used poison.

I often poisoned them. Well, sometimes I stabbed them when they were paralyzed.

This is nonsense.

Stab!

Don't you understand?

This is how you should stab.

When it comes to killing, I can do even better!

I can do better than everyone here!

That's why I don't need this training!

Got it.

You don't need training.

But the rest needs practice.

They will practice on you.

Hey you!

Take a chair, a rope and tie him up.

Hurry up!

Hurry up.

Tie him properly.

Too weak! Tighter!

Even more tighter!

Still weak.

You have to figure out for yourself when enough is enough.

And when you understand, tell me.

And you too.

Does it take 5 people to tie you up?

Sorry.

No need to apologize.

Are you done?

The cardboard doesn't have the right vibe.

There is something else.

Wait a minute!

I paid too!

Please stop! Untie me! Untie me!

Untie!

Did you want to scare me?!

Didn't think it was a fake?

Did you think it was real?

By the way, you should not injure your hands under any circumstances.

If you injure your hands...

There will be a lot of blood. And you will be found.

Wear gloves to prevent your hand from slipping or shaking.

Got it.

Pass it to everyone.

You need to get used to these gloves.

Here is the real one.

Stab.

Hurry!

Stab!

Hurry up!

Well?

Give it here.

Huh?

This is what happens when you use a knife incorrectly.

A real knife.

I warned you.

Here is a fake.

Hey, you!

Continue.

Stab and pull out! And stab again!

Don't give him a chance to counterattack or escape!

Like that.

Experience is important.

He will be a practice punching bag.

Let's kill him together

And we will share responsibility.

This way there will be no traitors.

I will kill anyone who resists.

In this workshop, as you know, we work together to kill whoever you want.

Workshop in camp style.

If you don't like it, then your only option is to kill me and run away.

What will you do?

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! Hey!

Don't you want to?

Well then, I'll kill everyone.

Great.

More confident!

Great!

Will you do this?

Well done.

I can't. It's disgusting.

Are you still hesitant?

Enough!

Enough!

Well done!

Nice! Nice!

Like this!

Stab and pull out! Stab and pull out!

Great, let's move on.

Where are the major arteries?

Find it!

That's it! That's it! That's it!

Excellent! Excellent!

He's already dying.

Keep going! Until he dies!

Take action, come on! Stop standing around.

Stab and pull out! Stab and pull out!

Stab again! Do it!

Stab and pull out! Stab and pull out! No breaks! Stab and pull out!

Stab and pull out!

Nice! Nice! Next!

Your turn. Finish him off.

Stab and pull out!

Stab and pull out!

Stab and pull out!

Stab and pull out!

Stab and pull out!

Well done!

That's enough!

You become better little by little.

If you listen well to what I say, you'll all become masters.

Now I will tell you the order in which we will commit the murders.

It is based on the people's schedule we discussed beforehand.

First your sister.

Then the two you want to take revenge on.

Next up is the guy who dumped you.

And the ending is an abusive boyfriend.

Do you agree?

Hey, raise your heads.

Any questions?

I'm listening.

Excuse me, I want to go to the toilet.

Ah, the toilet. And the rest?

I want to as well.

There's a bucket over there.

Use a bucket.

You can also use the cardboard.

But it will stink later.

So use a garbage bag.

I will kill you.

But I'll give you one last chance.

If you kill me, you can escape.

I am unarmed.

Will you give up and die, or will you try and die?

Therse are the only two options.

And I was going to make her my calling card.

Looks delicious.

Huh?

Bon appetit.

Bon appetit.

Yummy.

By the way, by the way...

By the way, about our first target.

It will be difficult, considering how many of us are left.

The three of you will have to try hard.

Huh?

Yes.

Yes.

You don't seem cheerful.

Probably didn't get enough sleep.

Food will give you energy. So eat.

Don't worry about the corpses.

It is not people anymore.

Just stinking meat.

Got it?

- Yes. - Yes.

Eat and sleep.

I will take care of your targets.

OK.

Do those two live together?

Yes.

3 vs 2. Should work.

Do you agree?

I want less.

Eat more!

You too!

You only put meat in.

And only for yourself.

Hey!

Eat.

Gain strength.

Thank you.

I can't hear you at all!

Got it.

Got it.

I said I couldn't hear you!

Got it.

Got it.

Got it.

Got it!

Got it!

Got it!

Got it!

Got it!

Got it!

Got it!

Got it!

You!

Got it!

My method is good.

Am I going alone?

Exactly.

It would be best if you could do it yourself.

Everything will be fine.

There is telephone connection.

If anything happens, they will help.

And you?

Well...

This is practice.

I don't want to interfere.

Do you understand what will happen if you turn off your phone or do something weird?

Yes.

Hey, connection check.

One, two. Can you hear me?

Good, good.

Go.

OK.

What?

Can I have your attention for a moment?

Huh? What?

I want to talk with you.

Well, talk then.

Well...

Who's there?

A weird guy came.

Come on, talk.

What is this?

What did you come here for?

I want to talk.

Well, come in.

So?

Huh...

Stop mumbling. Why are you barging into other people's houses?

Stop being silent! What are you here for? Speak up already!

I want you to listen to me.

So start talking, idiot.

This is about Umizawa's suicide.

OK.

You two...

Umizawa...

You bullied him.

What?

When?

We did not.

But you put pressure on him.

Especially regarding work.

You kept saying things like, "If you make that mistake again, you'd better die," or "It's time for you to die."

Pushed him.

What do you mean, "pushed?" Do you want a fight?

No.

Did you come to fight?

Let me tell you something.

In the end, the weak die first.

This guy was eliminated by the law of nature.

In a sense, he wanted to die.

We gave him that opportunity.

Understand?

I believe...

That you two...

Are guilty of his death.

That's why...

I want you to apologize to him.

What?!

Apologize?!

Umizawa should say "thank you" to us.

True.

Look at this.

Do you know what this is?

These are Umizawa's ashes.

I got them from his mother.

What?!

Are you mad?

I want you to apologize to him.

I will cleanse his spirit.

Done.

Well? Why did you go quiet?

Now you have to apologize to us.

Agreed?

Or am I wrong?

What did we tell you?

Let go!

What should you do when you apologize?

Let go!

Apologize.

Sorry!

No need for violence!

What do you do when you apologize, huh?!

Enough!

Help!

Somebody come!

Come to the rescue!

Someone!

Someone help!

Nobody will come!

Someone!

Please, stop!

Go ahead and apologize! What should you do when you apologize?!

What should you do when apologizing?!

Are you trying to mess around with us?!

Sorry!

What are we going to do?

Well...

What do you think?

Take that!

That's how you do it!

Stop it!

Enough!

Do you want to go against us?

Do you understand what will happen to you now?

Just imagine!

You will be the second Umizawa.

What are you thinking?

Came here like tough guy.

Wanted to become a hero?

Huh? Became a hero?

What do you think...

Should the hero pray for help?

Are you an idiot?

What did you want to achieve?

There is no turning back for you!

Sorry.

Sorry.

Sorry.

What is this?!

Sorry! Forgive me!

What?!

What did he come here for?

You came to bow to us, didn't you?

Then thank us instead of Umizawa.

Bow to us instead of that moron Umizawa.

Go ahead, "Thank you very much!"

Instead of the moron Umizawa!

Say it!

Okay!

Okay!

I'll pay you!

What are you sitting here?!

Drop it!

Fucker!

And who are you?!

Hey, let go!

Hurry up!

What's wrong? I'll kill you!

What's happening?

Hey, don't die.

I'm looking after you.

Hey!

I'm glad the murder was successful.

Are we going to die too?

Of course. One day.

No, at this workshop...

If you don't lose, you won't die.

He lost - he died.

Well...

Let's go home and get some sleep. Then we'll get to your targets.

Take it off.

Ayami, what's the meaning of this?

Want me to kill you?

Why?

Why?

You love me, right?

Why?!

Hey, do you remember what you told me?

I remember.

Sorry!

I didn't think it would bother you that much.

Do you know how much I suffered because of you?

I remember!

Sorry!

I remember!

Sorry!

It's already late.

I'm sorry! Forgive me! Please forgive me!

Please show mercy!

Please!

Please show mercy!

Please!

Please!

Please!

Oh, shut up.

Have you forgotten what he did to you?

Forgot how he laughed at you? I'll remind you. Remember.

Let his body feel your pain.

OK.

Do it.

Hurry!

Hurry up!

Let me go.

Hey, let me go.

I don't want to die either.

Sit down! Sit down I said!

Being afraid of violence from a boyfriend and being afraid of violence from him are the same thing.

Are you that kind of person?

You don't want to lose to violence?

Do you want to be dominated?

Go.

Welcome.

If you don't kill him, then it was all pointless.

Do it.

No!

Have you forgotten how resentment almost devoured you?

Have you forgotten about the scars on your wrists?

If your family hadn't found you, you would be dead by now.

Do you really think you can beat me?

Doesn't matter.

I want to help him.

Horrible woman.

Amy!

Amy!

Amy!

Amy!

There's nothing to be done.

Now you will see the fall of your ex-boyfriend.

Amy!

If we die together, I don't mind.

Really?

Together?

I understand.

Well, okay!

You!

What's wrong with you?

Who knows.

And what's wrong with you?

I...

Akiko!

Become an animal!

Don't think!

It's confusing and disturbing!

Use your animalistic instinct!

Feels great! But I still feel confusion in you. Break free!

Free yourself to the end!

Free yourself!

Free yourself!

I...

Together with this man...

Killed many people...

Hey...

Does it hurt?

You know, I...

I was always in pain...

Stop...

I've been looking for you for so long...

Because I was so lonely. Why?..

Huh?

Well, how is it?

Like it?

What's it like to be the one being bullied?

Help!

I'm scared...

Help...

Please...

Help...

Got it.

You're kidding!

Remember.

All the bad things you did to me.

Remember.

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