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"December 2018 Japan"

I've done you a huge favor and come all the way across the ocean.

The so-called UN-Commissioned Special Counter-Machina Agency...

You seem to be gaining a lot of clout lately, but...

...if you ask me,

you're still amateur country bumpkins!

I, the pretty girl genius scientist Rachel Calvin,

will show you what real technology is

and I'll beat it into you guys starting with the ABCs!

So you better be ready for it,

JUDA Corporation!

What I hold in my heart is justice

My sun that burns red and hot

The truth slumbers frozen somewhere in this world

I reach out in search of it

How much love and sorrow will I touch?

To remain true to myself, I melt the darkness away

When I pass through the doorway to a world I have yet to see

If my wings are to be injured

I will turn my heart hard as iron

O crisscrossing lights

The shadows dropped will surely make the time beyond the future shine

Far corners of the boundless universe

Each to their own solitary star

We live, connecting to one another

To become bridges that transcend Earth

The daylight moon, dimly lurking in the azure sky

Taunting, clouding, though droplets of the dream may spill

I reach out my hand, the warmth that I receive

The smile I find there, for you to remain true to yourself

I will lay down my life by your side

And the triumph that shields me

"First Visit to Japan, Rachel-chan"!

I swear!

I came all this way just for them,

and they didn't send anyone to pick me up?!

What are they thinking?!

Hmm, I wonder if JUDA's that way...

Things around here seem a little different than the info I got...

Well, Japan's a tiny island nation.

I'll get there if I just walk around a bit, right?

And I made sure to bring a map with me, too.

Let's see...

This is...

No way! Wait! Hey!

Oh, thank you...

How dare you?! How dare you do this?!

You damn beast!

There!

I'll make you feel the terror of the technology I've developed

to the very marrow of your bones!

Wh-Wh-Wh-What?!

Wait... Wh-What?

You got some problem with me?

I'm Rachel Calvin! I graduated from MIT at the top of my class!

No... Stay away... No... No...

No!!

I swear!

I never imagined this place was inhabited

by such a massive number of ferocious beasts!

But well, it looks like I made it somehow, so...

...I'll take this anger out on you in the form of Draconian training methods!

So you better be ready for it,

JUDA Corporation!

- Ladies and gentlemen, what you see over there - Hmm, this place doesn't quite seem

- is Osaka Castle. - to match my info, either.

Mister, what are these?!

Huh? Oh, it's a food called octopus balls. "Octopus balls."

They're yummy!

Japanese junk food, huh?

W-Well, they definitely don't smell bad.

I'll give one a try.

I'll pay with this.

What the heck's that?

Charged as one lump sum, of course.

I swear! What's wrong with this country?!

I can't believe there are shops in this day and age

that don't take credit cards!

They pretend to be this advanced nation,

but I guess this is ultimately what you get from a Far Eastern island nation.

Now, to flush it...

Oh, this must be it.

Why'd it spray water on my butt?!

What in the hell is wrong with this country?!

Hey...

Misaki Town is somewhere near here, right?

I-I don't know.

Damn. Useless brat.

"Okinawa"

The next bus is two hours from now?!

"Road Station Service Area"

"Udon" "Buckwheat Noodles"

"Take Here"

Ooh, this looks tasty. I wonder if it's got deep fried tofu in it.

So why is it that I can't use my credit card?! You bastard!

"Udon" "Buckwheat Noodles"

Eh? "Jyuda"? Can't say I've heard of it...

I see.

Thank you.

Sorry, deary.

I'm hungry.

Judge!!

N-No way...

All you little guys cheering me on has given me strength and courage!

Here I come, Doctor Heaven!

Let's see how you like the power of Kibaidar justice!

Kibaidar Fire!

Dominate!!

Kibaidar Cutter!

Kibaidar, Kibaidar

This is the final blow!

Kibaidar, Kibaidar, Kibaidar, Kibaidar

Kibaidar Ultimate Death Beam!

God of all gods!

That will be 1,340 yen.

Thank you very much.

Good evening.

What's wrong, little foreign girl?

Ah! Then, Miss Rachel is there right now?

Oh, no, no.

It's fine as long as she's been found safe and sound.

Oh... Yes.

"Found" "Rachel Sightings"

Honestly, for a while there, I wasn't sure how this was going to end.

So, what's your name?

Yes, Sir. My name is Aika Hasegawa. I work reception.

I am on holiday right now.

I was planning on returning to Misaki Town tomorrow anyway, so...

Yes, I will bring her back with me.

Then please excuse me.

What do you think of Japanese hot springs, Rachel-chan?

Well, I guess it's not that bad...

You had a rough day today.

It sounds like you walked all over the place, so you must be a bit tired.

l-It's not like I was lost or anything, you know!

I was just taking in the sights from different places and...

Yeah! And observing Japan's culture! That's all!

Oh, Rachel-chan, there's no need to get so worked up about it.

l-I'm not worked up!

I'm a genius scientist!

A fully independent lady, you know!

Here you are.

You're thirsty, aren't you?

Thank you...

Rachel-chan.

It must've been scary coming alone to a country you don't know.

But it's okay now.

I'm not scared.

I'm pretty girl genius scientist Rachel Calvin...

What's that?

A massage chair.

You just sit in it and it gives you a massage. It feels really good.

You want to give it a try, Rachel-chan?

You don't have to depend on a chair like that.

If it's a massage, I'll handle it for you.

Really?

What?

Okay! Here we go!

- Stop! - Come on, you can't run away!

- No! No! I don't want this! - Okay, time to turn up the power!

- No! No! No, no, no! - I hope you get to feel really good, Aika!

Oh! Help me!

It's terrible, Rachel-chan!

They said we're still about ten minutes short on footage!

Wh-Wh-Wh-What did you say?!

"Room Exploration Time, Rachel-chan"!

I swear!

Here, I'd thought all our work was finally done

and I could kick back and relax!

If there was time,

they could've just played more of my first-time-in-Japan scenes!

Now, now, don't say that.

No helping it, I guess.

We'll just randomly introduce parts of the employee dormitory

and fudge the rest of it.

You can't do that, Rachel-chan!

We have to work hard to make something people will enjoy!

"Charge! The Private Life Next Door"

See? Even the HQ security mecha Humanoids are raring to go!

Thank you for that incredibly expository line, Aika.

Okay, then shall we go for some sensational exposés, then?

Of the private lives of the Special Services Division members?

Team Rachel, moving out!

Yeah!

Come, Linebarrel!

That's not it.

That's too ordinary.

More momentum, the way a champion of justice should be...

Come forth, blade of justice!

Too convoluted.

I could go the opposite route: start with a low-key pose and...

Slay!

Evil!

Immediately!

Maybe that makes my character too similar to Moritsugu-san's...

If I'm going to make my character stand out,

I still have to go more for power and impact, right?

All right.

Come, Linebarr...

H-H-How long?! How long have you been watching?!

Practicing your trademark pose in front of the mirror

bright and early on your day off?

To think this is the Factor of the famed Linebarrel...

Sh-Shut up!

What I do in my own room is my business!

Besides, you guys didn't even knock, and...

It's okay, Hayase-kun.

It's a phase that everyone goes through.

It's like the measles.

Don't give me that eerily warm look!

Man, I swear...

Kouichi's so stupid, it's a problem.

Oh, Rachel-chan! It's not nice to talk about him like that.

We better get even more delectable footage next!

"Yamashita"

Satoru! Satoru!

Satoru!

We're letting ourselves in.

Good morning!

It seems Satoru-kun is quite tired.

He's showing no signs of waking up.

Work can be tough, after all.

Okay, we'll take this opportunity to cater to the fans

and take a sneak peek at Satoru-kun's private life.

Ooh! He seems to prefer rather cute items for his civilian wardrobe.

Rachel-chan! Rachel-chan!

Ooh! Could this be?!

Satoru-kun's toothbrush!

Indeed.

D-Don't tell me!

Uh-oh, it looks like he's finally waking up!

Satoru-kun? Satoru-kun...

Ooh! He looks quite cute when he's waking up, too!

Wh-What?

Good morning!

Candid Top Secret Factor Broadca...

Hold on! What the hell are you filming?!

L-Let's pull ourselves back together and...

Onwards! Next up, we have Miu-miu's room!

Huh, so you're introducing everyone's rooms?

I'd love to cooperate,

but I don't think you'll find much interesting in my room.

I'm sorry.

Never mind that. What are you doing, Miu-miu?

Oh, this is called yoga.

It improves your posture and it's good for losing weight, too.

What? But there's no need for you to lose weight.

That's not true.

The flab on my stomach and butt have been bothering me lately.

I can't be seen like this.

Seen? By whom?

What?

Huh?

l-I don't know...

All right! I better push myself to do just a little more!

Your waist, huh?

I think it's plenty slim, though.

No! What?! What?!

Oh, Miu-miu, don't mind us and just keep doing what you're doing.

No!

- You can't film that! - Wow, Miu-miu's underwear is so...

They're more daring than mine...

No, no, no, no! I'm telling you "no"!

Now, on to the next room!

"Shizuna Endou"

Shizuna!

Shizuna?!

Shizuna!

You're not here?

She doesn't seem to be home.

I wonder if she went somewhere with Izuna.

"Endou Family Grave"

Father. Mother.

Sorry we haven't been able to come by at all lately.

We're doin' good.

After all, the fate of the world's restin' on our shoulders.

We're so busy, we haven't had time to miss you guys.

We will continue to work towards the same goals that you guys had.

Just watch. I'll protect them all.

This world. And my big sister.

Without fail.

So please don't worry and rest easy.

Father. Mother.

Izuna...

Sister, let's get back to JUDA soon.

Shall we buy some cake for everyone in the Special Services Division?

Octopus balls'd be better!

I think you might be the only one who'd be happy with that.

Like hell that's true!

Listen to me, Izuna.

Tasty octopus balls're the source of smiles, what good cheer's made of,

and the foundation of world peace!

Yes, yes.

Pardon us!

Please excuse us!

Maybe Reiji really does have a grudge against us

over being the only one who didn't get to go to the tropical island...

Hey, Rachel-chan,

if I remember right, that man just now is the Special Service Division's...

Okay, now! Next! Next!

Your usual straight hair is cute, too,

but with some touches like this, it can look different.

See? Doesn't it make you look so much more grown up?

Right?

Wow!

It all makes sense now.

I'd been thinking Emi's been looking awfully cute lately,

but I guess it was thanks to Miss Ogawa's guidance.

I mean, Emi-chan's got good material to begin with.

It'd be a waste not to polish that up properly.

Thank you very much, Ogawa-san.

It's okay!

I love seeing cute girls all dressed up cute!

Okay, next up is a pedicure.

An adult woman dresses up from the toes on up.

Come on, you give it a try, too.

Let me think...

Try using this for starters.

Oh, that's going to become uneven. Not like that...

Here, like this.

Oh...

What do you think? It's very pretty, isn't it?

Oh! That's the new color from Alpha, right?

Yes!

You like Alpha, too?

Yes! Actually, on my day off the other day,

I went to their new color event in Yokohama!

Oh, my! I went to that, too!

Let's go together next time.

And there's a place nearby that makes a delicious tart, too.

Yes! I'd love to!

Me, too!

Let me wear that new color, too!

Rachel, you'll have to wait until you're a bit more grown up.

I'm a full-fledged lady, too, you know!

It's okay for Emi, but not for me?! No fair! No fair! No fair!

Rachel, that's not very convincing.

You may be full-fledged, but you need to have a bit more of a chest.

Arg!

What?! What?! What?!

Just you watch!

I'll pass all of you in no time

and get a busty, slim, bootylicious, dynamite body!

Don't underestimate Americans!

Oh, Rachel-chan!

Next! We're going to the next room!

Rachel-chan, please cheer up.

That's not it. Now's the perfect opportunity.

While Miss Ogawa's attention is all on Emi,

we're going to check out her room.

"Ogawa"

When you really think about it,

Miss Ogawa's private life is riddled with mysteries.

If we go into this room, I bet we'll get some awesome money shots!

What might you be doing?

Rachel Calvin?

Honestly.

How dare you...

...look into my room...

...without my permission?!

You are such a naughty girl. Don't you agree, Aika-san?

I'm sorry!

Taking in the view from atop a hill

The nostalgia of it almost made me cry

The memories I wanted to forget, sparkling

I'm beginning to change

I'm still scared, but please watch over me

I'll be carrying them for a long, long time to come

These emotional scars that won't go away

A time when I can touch them, laugh, and properly face them

May such a time come someday

I want to pray for my future self

So that I will be sure to find happiness

Please hold on a second.

Among the regular cast members,

I'm the only one who never got to do the preview!

Do I lack presence that badly?!

Does my character not stand...

Production staff, you're despicable!